Desperate Housewives (2004–2012) - episodes with scripts
The "normal" suburban life for a group of close-knit housewives takes a dark turn when one of their closest friends mysteriously commits suicide. Now while trying to deal with their own hectic problems and romantic lives, each year brings on a new mystery and more dark and twisted events to come. Life behind closed doors is about to be revealed as suburban life takes a funny and dark turn.
Season 1
- 1. Pilot
- 2. Ah, But Underneath
- 3. Pretty Little Picture
- 4. Who's That Woman?
- 5. Come in, Stranger
- 6. Running to Stand Still
- 7. Anything You Can Do
- 8. Guilty
- 9. Suspicious Minds
- 10. Come Back to Me
- 11. Move On
- 12. Every Day a Little Death
- 13. Your Fault
- 14. Love Is in the Air
- 15. Impossible
- 16. The Ladies Who Lunch
- 17. There Won't Be Trumpets
- 18. Children Will Listen
- 19. Live Alone and Like It
- 20. Fear No More
- 21. Sunday in the Park with George
- 22. Goodbye for Now
- 23. One Wonderful Day
Season 2
- 1. Next
- 2. You Could Drive a Person Crazy
- 3. You'll Never Get Away from Me
- 4. My Heart Belongs to Daddy
- 5. They Asked Me Why I Believe in You
- 6. I Wish I Could Forget You
- 7. Color and Light
- 8. The Sun Won't Set
- 9. That's Good, That's Bad
- 10. Coming Home
- 11. One More Kiss
- 12. We're Gonna Be All Right
- 13. There's Something About a War
- 14. Silly People
- 15. Thank You So Much
- 16. There Is No Other Way
- 17. Could I Leave You?
- 18. Everybody Says Don't
- 19. Don't Look at Me
- 20. It Wasn't Meant to Happen
- 21. I Know Things Now
- 22. No One Is Alone
- 23. Remember: Part 1
- 24. Remember: Part 2
Season 3
- 1. Listen to the Rain on the Roof
- 2. It Takes Two
- 3. A Weekend in the Country
- 4. Like It Was
- 5. Nice She Ain't
- 6. Sweetheart, I Have to Confess
- 7. Bang
- 8. Children and Art
- 9. Beautiful Girls
- 10. The Miracle Song
- 11. No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds
- 12. Not While I'm Around
- 13. Come Play Wiz Me
- 14. I Remember That
- 15. The Little Things You Do Together
- 16. My Husband, the Pig
- 17. Dress Big
- 18. Liaisons
- 19. God, That's Good
- 20. Gossip
- 21. Into the Woods
- 22. What Would We Do Without You?
- 23. Getting Married Today
Season 4
- 1. Now You Know
- 2. Smiles of a Summer Night
- 3. The Game
- 4. If There's Anything I Can't Stand
- 5. Art Isn't Easy
- 6. Now I Know, Don't Be Scared
- 7. You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover
- 8. Distant Past
- 9. Something's Coming
- 10. Welcome to Kanagawa
- 11. Sunday
- 12. In Buddy's Eyes
- 13. Hello, Little Girl
- 14. Opening Doors
- 15. Mother Said
- 16. The Gun Song
- 17. Free
Season 5
- 1. You're Gonna Love Tomorrow
- 2. We're So Happy You're So Happy
- 3. Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else
- 4. Back in Business
- 5. Mirror, Mirror
- 6. There's Always a Woman
- 7. What More Do I Need?
- 8. City on Fire
- 9. Me and My Town
- 10. A Vision's Just a Vision
- 11. Home Is the Place
- 12. Connect! Connect!
- 13. The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
- 14. Mama Spent Money When She Had None
- 15. In a World Where the Kings Are Employers
- 16. Crime Doesn't Pay
- 17. The Story of Lucy and Jessie
- 18. A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.
- 19. Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know
- 20. Rose's Turn
- 21. Bargaining
- 22. Marry Me a Little
- 23. Everybody Says Don't
- 24. If It's Only in Your Head
Season 6
- 1. Nice Is Different Than Good
- 2. Being Alive
- 3. Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover
- 4. The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues
- 5. Everybody Ought to Have a Maid
- 6. Don't Walk on the Grass
- 7. Careful the Things You Say
- 8. The Coffee Cup
- 9. Would I Think of Suicide?
- 10. Boom Crunch
- 11. If...
- 12. You Gotta Get a Gimmick
- 13. How About a Friendly Shrink?
- 14. The Glamorous Life
- 15. Lovely
- 16. The Chase
- 17. Chromolume No. 7
- 18. My Two Young Men
- 19. We All Deserve to Die
- 20. Epiphany
- 21. A Little Night Music
- 22. The Ballad of Booth
- 23. I Guess This Is Goodbye
Season 7
- 1. Remember Paul?
- 2. You Must Meet My Wife
- 3. Truly Content
- 4. The Thing That Counts Is What's Inside
- 5. Let Me Entertain You
- 6. Excited and Scared
- 7. A Humiliating Business
- 8. Sorry Grateful
- 9. Pleasant Little Kingdom
- 10. Down the Block There's a Riot
- 11. Assassins
- 12. Where Do I Belong?
- 13. I'm Still Here
- 14. Flashback
- 15. Farewell Letter
- 16. Searching
- 17. Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed
- 18. Moments in the Woods
- 19. The Lies Ill-Concealed
- 20. I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday
- 21. Then I Really Got Scared
- 22. And Lots of Security...
- 23. Come on Over for Dinner
Season 8
- 1. Secrets That I Never Want to Know
- 2. Making the Connection
- 3. Watch While I Revise the World
- 4. School of Hard Knocks
- 5. The Art of Making Art
- 6. Witch's Lament
- 7. Always in Control
- 8. Suspicion Song
- 9. Putting It Together
- 10. What's to Discuss, Old Friend
- 11. Who Can Say What's True?
- 12. What's the Good of Being Good
- 13. Is This What You Call Love?
- 14. Get Out of My Life
- 15. She Needs Me
- 16. You Take for Granted
- 17. Women and Death
- 18. Any Moment
- 19. With So Little to Be Sure Of
- 20. Lost My Power
- 21. The People Will Hear
- 22. Give Me the Blame