The Phil Silvers Show (1955–1959): Season 2, Episode 15 - Bilko Gets Some Sleep - full transcript

Get those rosters out
as soon as you can,

will you Billy?

- Edna.
- I'm coming.

- Sgt. Hogan.
- Oh yes, Sir.

Are those morning reports ready?

Well, all except one Sir.

I wonder which
one that could be.

Please don't be too
hard on Sgt. Bilko.

Yesterday he got word that

his favorite Uncle
Felix had passed away.

His uncle, you mean
he had one left?



But this time it's true Sir,

he even broke a date with me
last night so he could be alone.

Maybe that explains why
he's a little behind on his report.

A little behind?

He hasn't even reported
Pearl Harbor yet.

Send for my jeep.

Oh excuse me Sir, Sgt.
Bilko said that your jeep

is still being given its
5,000 mile checkup.

Every time I want my
jeep, he's giving it a check.

If we went into battle, I'd be
the only commanding officer

who had to lead his
troops in a taxi cab.

When you see him, tell
him I want to talk to him.

Yes, I will Sir.

Hi Joan, check out these
grocery requisitions for me,



would you please?
- Okay.

What's the matter with you?

Oh I can't take all those
all night poker sessions

with Bilko anymore.

Wait a minute; Ernie was
in a poker game last night?

Are you kidding? He
was the whole game.

And a deck of cards in his
hands is like a guided missile.

Oh Mess Sgt. Ritzik,

the Lucrezia Borgia
of the Armed forces,

go sorcerer, mix
your pots and pans.

Well, well, good morning...

Oh, no, don't look at me,
I forgot my sunglasses,

your blinding beauty
is just too much for me.

How are you dear? Huh,
it's quiet around here.

I'm just observing
a moment of silence

for the memory of
your dear uncle Felix.

Uncle who? Uncle Felix, yes.

- How touching.
- He was like a brother to me.

Oh don't you lie to me. Lie?

Ernie Bilko you look
me straight in the eye,

and you tell me that your
uncle Felix died yesterday.

I didn't say he died yesterday.

Why do you twist
everything I say around?

I merely said, I heard
about it yesterday.

As a matter of fact,
my uncle died in 1940

and I was just a kid then.

My folks decided
to keep it from me

till I was old enough
to stand the shock.

Now here's another
shock for you,

I don't want to see you again.

Oh wait a minute
Joanie, let me explain.

You save your explanation to
the Colonel, he wants to see you.

What? He wants to see me!

Now what?

This is Col. Hall when a
taxi cab comes up to the gate,

let him through, it's for me.

Col. Hall Sir, did you
want to see me Sir?

Oh Sgt. Bilko, aren't
you up a little early?

It's only 11:30. Oh really Sir.

Did the noise of honest
soldiers working wake you up?

Oh really, give me a leader
with the sense of humor,

there are so few.

You had to go way back to
Alexander the Great to find one.

- Quiet!
- Yes Sir.

I've reached a big decision.

I've decided to relieve you
off the command of this post,

and take over myself.

Oh really, Sir I
do the best I can.

Oh, you're pulling my leg Sir.

He's constantly
chuckling me along.

Oh I don't believe
I've had the pleasure.

Oh, come now Sgt. Bilko.

Colonel you didn't tell me
there was a major film company

on location here
at Fort Baxter Sir.

Here it comes.

I'd like to meet Miss Taylor
or is it Elizabeth to you Sir?

Sergeant stop it.

Oh bless my
soul, it's Mrs. Hall.

Oh my dear, if you
get any younger,

we'll be losing you
to Elvis Presley.

Quiet!

Are you going to the rock and
roll festival with the other kids

with the blue suede
shoes, oh you'll be there.

- Quiet!
- Yes Sir.

Bilko, I want no
more interruptions.

Yes Sir.

If you can spare the
time I'd like to discuss

some military matters with you.

Spare the time, really
Sir my time is your time.

Remember him, My
Time Is Your Time,

Rudy Valle... oh that
was way before your time.

You wouldn't.

Perhaps your mother
told you about it.

He works with a
megaphone, he sings...

- Bilko!
- Yes, Sir.

My jeep has been in your
shop for 3 weeks, why?

May I ask the Colonel his age?

What does my age
got to do with the fact

that I never see my jeep?

Simply this Sir, you have the
legs of a young man in his 20s,

legs of steel and yet with
the spring of a young panther.

And why Sir, because
you do more walking

than any other Colonel
in the United States Army.

I know I do; now
you are going to.

Until your reports are up to
date, until my jeep is fixed,

I forbid you the use
of any military vehicle.

But Sir, I'm due in town.

- Walk.
- Walk?

But Sir you know my leg
is the shrapnel that I was...

Last week it was your other leg.

- My leg, tell him...
- Oh John his poor le...

No! You'll walk.

Walk, yes Sir.

You are sweet, really sweet.

Taxi for Col. Hall.

- Let's go.
- Yes Colonel.

- Got the nuts and candy?
- Yeah.

Good, that helps
the losers forget...

I broke out the new deck.
And I got the chips ready.

Fine, fine, fine. Well
where are my pigeons?

Grover and Pendleton
are asleep and Ritzik's wife

won't let him out.

Oh no, a whole night in
front of me with nothing to do.

I've got... how about you guys?

Sarge.

Look, I'll play blindfolded
to make it even, all right?

Sarge, we've got to
get up in the morning.

- Up.
- You get some sleep Ernie.

Sleep, its 10:00 o'clock.

- Night Sarge.
- Oh no, sleep, sleep.

Not a light, I wonder if
the guards want to play.

Ah never mind.

Sleep.

Well, might as well
take a crack at the sack.

Who am I kidding? I
can't sleep this early.

Yeah, everybody
is asleep but me.

Can't sleep huh, Ernest?

- Who said that?
- I did.

- Where did you come from?
- I've always been here.

You have?

Yes Ernest, I'm your conscience.

My conscience, why haven't
I heard from you before?

I couldn't get a
word in edgewise.

There I was in your
head, trying to warn you,

hollering, shouting,
but you never heard me.

Is that what that was?

I thought it was
a sinus condition.

Why can't I sleep?

Because your mind is so busy
scheming to outwit your Colonel,

and he's a wonderful man Ernest.

I know, I know. I try to
treat him like an equal.

- And how about Joan?
- Joan?

Yes, you've been going
with her for 5 years.

Have you once brought
up the subject of marriage?

Oh yes, not in front of
her but I've brought it up.

Ernest, here look, look
at your platoon out there,

all of them
sleeping like babies,

because they're honest
hardworking soldiers.

Why don't you be like them?

Let me help you to become
an honest human being again.

Yes, an honest human being.

Well, now don't
listen to him Ernie.

Who's that? Who are you?

- I'm your ego.
- My ego?

- Yeah, glad to see you.
- Glad to see you.

Conscience over there
is what you really are.

- And you?
- I'm what you think you're.

- Not bad, huh?
- Yeah, yeah.

Ernest, don't listen to him.

- Beat it square!
- Now, I'm not listening to him.

As long as he made the trip,

I'll just pretend
I'm listening to him.

- Ernest...
- Quiet!

Please, please.

Now, look pal, what are
you worried about, huh?

- You're doing all right.
- I am?

Sure, the way you
buttered up that Colonel,

buttered up his old
lady, funny! Funny!

You like that, huh?

- Dug it all the away!
- You dug it real good, huh?

And the way you
took the Colonel's cab.

Yeah. Good boy.

Ernest, don't listen to him.

- Quiet!
- Please, please.

Now listen, as far as this girl
of yours Joan is concerned,

now keep stringing her
along, see, but no marriage.

Oh it's the furthest
thing from my mind.

- Good boy.
- Ernest listen.

Please, I'm not...

Listen, as far as dames
in general are concerned

you know you
can do a lot better.

- I can?
- Look at me good.

Yeah.

There's a hot hunk
of stuff dancing down

at the Silver Palace in town.

- Yeah.
- Ernest...

Please I'm not listening.

Yeah. I'm working
on her for you.

- You are?
- Let me tell you how she's built.

- How? How? How?
- Ernest, don't listen!

Shut up! How? How? How?

Look, it's going to
take a little money.

- Money.
- But I've got

a lot of slick gimmicks.
We'll shake it loose

from that platoon of yours.
- For shame! For shame!

You'll take them for every dime.

- Take them.
- And that isn't all.

No, leave him alone you
freak, leave him alone!

Now listen, are you going to let
him make a square out of you?

Ernest, leave me alone!

Sarge! Ernie, Ernie
what's the matter?

- What?
- What's the matter?

Oh, it's you. I want
you to meet 2 fellows.

- Where are they?
- Who?

Never mind. Look, I wanted to...

Sarge, you must
have had a nightmare,

why don't you go to sleep?

No, no, I can't sleep.
I want to talk to you.

Sit down a minute, I
must talk to somebody.

Sarge, we've got
a big day tomorrow.

Yeah, we've got to help
Capt. Adams move off the post.

Capt. Adams?

Yeah, you know
the post psychiatrist.

Psychiatrist?

Yeah, the head doctor,
he requested a transfer

said he didn't have one
case in a whole year.

- How about that?
- Not one... who needs him?

It's okay. Listen fellows,

I'm going to help you
move him in the morning.

Oh we don't need you.

I've got nothing to do,
I can use the exercise.

Go on get in the sack
boys, see you in the morning.

We'll help move the guy.

- Goodnight.
- So long fellas.

Yes, we leave in half an hour.

Yes, I'll pick you up.

Capt. Adams Sir,

Sgt. Bilko reporting, we
have a truck outside Sir.

I'm all packed. Move it
boys, leave the couch.

- But Sarge..
- Leave the couch,

just take the cartons.

Captain I never had the
pleasure of meeting you

while you were on the post.

No, I've met hardly anyone on
this post that's why I'm leaving.

Oh isn't that too bad, gently.

Handle it gently boys,

that's precious
instruments you're handling.

Captain I have
this friend of mine...

A friend of yours.

He can't sleep a wink at
night, he keeps hearing voices.

Voices?

Yes Sir, and I think
he referred to him as

his conscience and
his ego, perhaps...

Oh yes Sir, we'll have
you moved in no time at all,

so leave the couch,
leave the couch,

Just take that trunk.
Handle carefully boys,

you may be handling scientific
instruments worth a fortune.

This is not G.I issue,
careful, careful now!

Gently.

Yes, this friend of mine,
his conscience and his ego

keep pounding at
him, night after night

he can't sleep a wink Sir.

Now this is a
friend of yours, huh?

Yes Sir. He's a lovely fellow.

Everybody loves, I'd love to
help him Sir because he's...

Yes, I do hope you like your
new post, leave the couch.

But Sarge...

Yeah, just wait outside
in the truck, I'll handle it.

- Yeah but the couch Sarge...
- Just leave it.

It's very heavy you'll not...

I'll take care of it..

This friend of mine
he's the gentlest,

the kindest fellow you ever met.

Um Sergeant, um this friend
of yours who can't sleep...

Yes Sir.

By any chance would
he be a Master Sergeant.

Does he wear glasses?

But, oh good heavens Sir,
you thought I was referring...

- Yes.
- Oh no Sir.

I'm as normal as blueberry pie.

You thought I was
using a... oh no Sir.

I'm well-adjusted you see.

- I need help.
- It's all right.

- Just sit over here.
- Yes Sir.

Now I know, I know
that's it's difficult to talk.

Yes Sir.

But I'm here to help you and
I want you to remember that.

Yes Sir.

So you just tell me now
what it is that's troubling you.

Well, Sir I have difficulty
in talking to people

but Sir everybody at
the post is against me.

The Colonel is against me,

he thinks I'm always
goofing off of my work.

And my girl, there's
a case for you.

She doesn't believe a
word I say and I'm honest.

You see, I'm a homebody,

I think she's been
stringing me along.

She never intended
to get married.

I want to get married and
then the boys in the platoon,

they constantly rejected me.

Anything I say I give
them all my affection

but they reject me Sir.

I guess they take
advantage of me

on account of my
father complex Sir.

- Your father complex.
- Yes Sir, don't you see Sir.

It's the "Id" complex
versus the "libido" Sir.

When they are rejected me
it's not me they're rejecting Sir.

They're rejecting
the dream image,

Freud said in it in his
thesis about the male animal

as the rejection
of the male image.

Oh I don't have to
tell you about it Sir.

You know more about it.

It all came out in Freud's
debate with Spinoza

many years ago in Budapest.
- Spinoza.

Freud came out with a theory
that destroyed Schopenhauer theory

of the Oedipus complex.
- Schopenhauer

Spinoza himself, a devoted
disciple of Schopenhauer

screamed to Freud, he said,
"Siegmund, you are insane."

Freud went right
back and he said,

"Barry, listen to me
and all I'm saying,

we see the frustration."

Freud came right on with
the theory which we maintain

he told about the sadism,
the inner masochism.

Now you see it in Joan
an inner masochism.

She denies everything I say.

She knows it's the
truth but in her rejection,

she reverts to masochism
and denies everything I say.

Why? It's a rejection of me.

I don't know where
it came from Sir.

Maybe before she was even
born her mother hated glasses,

I don't know Sir.

But Freud said it. Freud
came out with thesis.

He told us of the Id complex

and it's manifestation
in the rejection theory.

In the hetero rejection
cycles, it's a bedlam of guilt.

You see it on the post of
the Colonel and the men.

The Colonel salutes, the
men salute, salute, salute.

What is that salute Sir?
It's a symbol of insecurity.

Don't you see what
it says in essence?

It says, love me, I love you.

Want me, I want you.

Don't you see, there is
an inner venom of conflict,

the Id complex
versus the alter ego?

The manifestation of the
theories of the heterogenic cycle

it's as plain, as plain as
the nose on my face, Sir,

I see it. Why can't I sleep Sir?

Now Sergeant I
will say to begin with

that you seem to have a
compulsion to exaggerate,

to color the truth.
- Exaggerate?

I'm the essence of honesty Sir.

- Well, perhaps I could be wrong.
- Yes Sir.

- Why don't we start at the beginning?
- Yes Sir.

Tell me, what time do
you get up in the morning?

Oh like any other normal
soldier, Sir I'm up at the crack...

- The truth.
- Noon, noon Sir.

Yeah and how do you get
along with your fellow men?

Oh I get along fine.
They all love me Sir.

- The truth.
- They hate me.

- Your girlfriend?
- She hates me.

- About the Colonel?
- He hates me Sir.

- I don't understand.
- You hate me.

- No!
- Everybody hates me.

- I better call my wife.
- Your wife hates me.

- No Sergeant.
- They all hate me Sir.

No Sergeant, you could
turn this hate into love.

- I can?
- Yes.

Take me by the hand, guide me.

Show me the way Sir.

Now Sergeant, you're a soldier.

- Start living like a soldier.
- Yes Sir.

Get up in the
morning with your men.

- Get up with the men.
- Do your job.

I hear you Sir.

Good morning men.

- That was Sgt. Bilko.
- Sgt. Bilko?

It's 6:00 o'clock
in the morning?

Hey Dobe, are you still asleep?

I guess so.

6:00 o'clock in the morning.

Hey quiet fellows,
that was Bilko in there.

- Bilko?
- Yeah.

- Are you crazy?
- He splashed on me, I saw him.

At 6:00 o'clock in the morning?

Yeah, it's Bilko.

Hey, it's Bilko all right.

- Yeah.
- How can it be?

What?

Hi fellows! Hello.

What's everybody staring for?

Well, it's that just you're
up like everybody else.

Of course it's a great feeling.

I'm just another human being.

I know, and we're
human beings too,

but we, we've come to look
upon you as some sort of Sun god.

That's a great feeling
to be up in the morning.

Boys we've got
a lot of work to do.

I've got to fill
out the reports.

Take your time but
it's a full day's work.

- What is he up to?
- He's up to something.

- He's up to something.
- But what? What?

Boys we're in trouble.

- I thought he was rather sweet.
- Jerk!

He's softening us
up for something.

Yeah, but what?

He's drained us all
out of all our money.

Boys, I think what
we've been afraid of

for these past few years
is finally going to happen.

What's he going to do?

The only thing that's left, he's
going to sell us into slavery.

Good morning.

Take care of
these reports, dear.

Ernie?

Of course, just handing
in my morning reports,

is there a law against that?

7:30 in the morning
and you're up?

Well, of course like any other
Master Sergeant, why not?

What do you think
the Army pays me for?

Well, I often wondered,

I thought maybe you had
something on the Chief of Staff.

I'm sorry; I really
didn't mean it to be...

It's all right
Joan, I deserve it.

But things are going to be
different around here now.

- How do you mean different?
- Different between you and I.

Did you ever think
of investigating

a little old American
custom called marriage?

- Marriage?
- Of course.

Ernie, are you all right?

Better than I've
ever been in my life.

See you in a minute.

Morning Edna
you're looking lovely.

Col. Hall, Sgt.
Bilko reporting Sir.

Oh Bilko, I didn't
realize it was so late.

It's time for lunch now.

It's 7:30 Sir.

My, the time certainly
flew by this morning.

What did you say?

- I said it was 7:30 Sir.
- 7:30?

My goodness, I must have
worked through till dinnertime.

Sir, Sir please you
don't understand.

It's 7:30 am.

7:30 in the morning
and you're here.

Of course Sir, and these
reports are for the motor pool.

I thought it if we assigned
a couple of extra men,

we could have the... Colonel?

Oh, I'll be all right,

I just need a little
time to think this over.

Of course Sir. Now
Sir about your jeep Sir.

- My jeep.
- Yes.

You mean you
finished checking it?

Oh no, it's not ready yet Sir.

Oh good, good, I
had begun to think

the whole world was going crazy.

Your jeep isn't ready
Sir, but your staff car is.

- What staff car?
- Your staff car.

- I have a staff car?
- Well, of course Sir.

It's been here for 6 months Sir.

- It has?
- Yes.

What does it look like?

Well, it's a khaki 4 door
sedan, it's quite lovely Sir.

Oh that car, I thought
that belonged to you.

Oh Sir, I was just giving
it an extreme road test

to see that it was safe
for my commanding officer.

Oh thank you.

Would you like
to look at it, Sir?

- It's right outside Sir.
- Yeah.

Isn't it a doozy Sir?

Yeah and it's all
right for me to drive it?

- Sir, it's your car.
- Mine!

I have a staff car.

Well, of course, and
Sir my big wish for you

is to drive it in
good health Sir.

- Thank you Sir.
- No wait, it's amazing.

What's amazing Sir?

I've never seen you
in the sunlight before.

I thought you were
a much shorter man.

Oh Sir, really Sir you're
going to see a lot of me

in the sunlight Sir. Working,
drilling, working, drilling!

Yes, yes..

What is he up to?

I have a staff car.
Why did he do it?

Why did he let me have it?

Why? Why?

Why? Why?

Has he gone?

- Who?
- Bilko.

- Oh yes Sir.
- Now get me Lt. Samuels.

Yes I will.

Did he seem strange to you?

I never saw him like
that before in all my life.

Neither did I.

Darling, Sgt. Bilko has just
been showing me our new car.

Come let's take a ride in it.

Stay away from that car, don't.

Why John?

Don't put your
foot on the starter.

Lt. Samuels?

Lt. Samuels, Col. Hall.

- John what is it?
- Quiet!

Lt. Samuels, I want
you to send over

your best demolition
man immediately.

Why?

I think there's a bomb
planted in my staff car.

I want you to have him
check every inch of it.

John, you don't mean it.

I know I was hard
on him yesterday.

And I knew he would try
to get even but, but murder.

Murder?

- Sergeant. Hogan.
- Yes Sir.

If anything happens to us,
I want you to be a witness.

- Yes Sir.
- Come dear.

A witness?

So that's why he
wants to marry me,

a wife can't testify
against her own husband.

Been trying to figure it out
all day Roc, I don't get it.

It ain't just us,
it's the whole post.

Everybody is tense and nervous,
fights breaking out all over.

It's like waiting for
a bomb to go off.

Yeah. Through
it all is Sgt. Bilko

sashaying around with
a big smile on his face,

spreading sunshine.

What is he up to?
Roc, you know him.

You're close to him.
What is he up to?

I don't know
Hensh, I don't know.

Lights out my little chickadees.

Shh! Here he comes.

Oh boys, you should have
seen the look on Doberman's face

when I tucked him in
- I could've kissed him.

Boys, it's after 9:00 o'clock.

Lights out, we've got a big
day tomorrow, 20 mile hike.

I'm looking forward
to it. Good night fellas.

Goodnight Ernie.
Goodnight Sarge.

I've got to find out!
I've got to find out!

Yes. Sarge, what's going on?

What? He's asleep already.

Asleep? Him?

Come on.

Did you see that
smile on his face?

He knows something!
He knows something!

Shh! The guys are all asleep.

I wish I could sleep.

Come on, we'll go in the
latrine and have a cigarette.

There won't be anybody there.

Why aren't you guys asleep?

I don't know. I just
can't sleep either.

What is he up to?

You guys should
know, what is he up to?

We don't know. We don't know!

He's got us going
good this time.

Look, let's put all our
money together, every dime,

we'll put it in front of his door
then maybe he won't do it.

- Do what?
- I don't know.

Oh, I tell you something
bigger than that,

now don't laugh at
me, don't laugh at me.

He's sold us to somebody.
He's sold us to somebody!

Hey look, Doberman?

Let go, I'm going over the wall.

You can't desert? Let me go.

I don't want to be
here when it happens.

But what? What happens? What!

I don't know! I don't know!

Nobody knows!

John, you just must
get some sleep.

It wasn't in the staff car.

Where did he put it?

I looked everywhere.

- What is it?
- I'm here Sir.

I'm busy with another patient.

Another... I thought I
was your only patient.

Now please, just sit down
Sergeant, and wait your turn.

Yes Sir.

Somebody else needs help.

That's strange.

So Colonel you see, nobody
really wants to harm you.

It's terrible Captain
yesterday in the assembly,

when we sang the 'Star Spangled
Banner' and came to the part,

bombs bursting in the air,
I ducked under the table.

Yes, it takes time,
time and patience.

I see you didn't get
any sleep last night.

Yes, I need help.

So you see Sergeant,
just because a man

gets up at 6:00
o'clock in the morning

and proposes marriage is
no reason to suspect him.

He thinks I'm in
cahoots with Bilko.

After 25 years of marriage,

I have to taste his
food before he'll eat it.

Just have patience,
he's a good man.

It's just a phase that
he's going through.

So remember men, you have
nothing to fear except fear itself.

There are laws against slavery.

Well, Bilko will
get around them.

Hold it! Hold it, just a minute,

why are you
bothering the Captain?

Sergeant what have
you done to this post?

All I did was try to get
a good night's sleep Sir.

But nobody else is, will you
do something, now I need help.

What's going on
here? Can't sleep?

Well, I'll see that you do,
there's a new schedule,

we're back to the old world.

There will be Monte
Carlo every night.

Just a minute, there
will be 25 cents a shot

at the rifle range, get
the cupie dolls ready.

Quiet! Quiet!

Now you men come
back next Wednesday.

Sir Captain, we're
back to normal now.

We just won't have time.

Nothing to it Sir, they
just were a little confused.

I think I know where
he put it Captain.

Oh Colonel, I've been
looking all over for you.

So Sir, I'll have to
take your staff car back

and put it back to repair Sir.
- You're taking it back.

Yes Sir, and I'm
afraid there will be no

morning reports for a while Sir.
- No reports?

I think it's kind
of silly to get up

that early in the morning Sir.
- You're not...

As a matter of fact I've
left strict instructions

with Cpl. Barbella, if
we are to be attacked,

he must wake me immediately.

He knows that Sir.

Colonel, did you want to see me?

Everything is fine,
everything is back to normal.

I don't understand.

Let me handle it Sir, they
were just a little confused.

But there's always Sgt. Hogan,

as a matter of fact,
here she comes now.

Let me handle
that little lady Sir.

- Thank you Sergeant.
- Captain.

Hey, hold it for just a minute.

What's with you going
to see a head doctor,

what's the matter with you?

Ernie, ever since you
asked me to marry you...

Hold that just a minute,
who asked who to marry who?

You asked me to marry
you. Have you got it in writing?

- Have you got any witnesses?
- No but...

What is this nonsense
about marriage?

You know I can't marry you.

I'm in mourning for
my dear uncle Felix.

Ernie Bilko, you're
lying to me again.

Now would I lie to you?

You know you're the only
girl in the world for me.

- I wish I could believe that.
- But I just said it.

That means you can believe it.

- Oh.
- Let me worry about things.

Don't trouble your little...

You know you are the
only girl in the world for me.

- Yes.
- Go on honey, relax.

You are the only girl I'll
ever been interested in.

Pssst!

What did you say her name was?

Zsa Zsa Lamour.
- Uh huh.

She's expecting you
tonight at the Silver Palace.

- Alrighty.
- Now this is what you gotta to do.

Ernest, stay away
from him I beg...

Now shut up Conscience!
You've caused enough trouble.

Did you build me
up, did you tell her

I was a big oil man from Texas?

Yeah. Good boy.

Announcer: Also seen
in tonight's cast were:

Elisabeth Fraser as Sgt. Hogan,

Nelson Olmsted
played the Psychiatrist.

Robert Webber was Ego.

Stanley Simmonds
played the Conscience.

Hope Sansberry was Mrs. Hall

and Joe. E. Ross
played Sgt. Ritzik.