The Phil Silvers Show (1955–1959) - episodes with scripts
Sgt. Ernie Bilko is the ultimate con man. He runs the motor pool at a small Kansas US Army Camp. Colonel Hall, nominally in charge of the base tries to keep Bilko's plans in check. Bilko runs every money making scheme that he thinks he can pull off. Midnight cruises on Landing Craft, Tank Rides, Poker games, and an interesting deal with local service stations for spare parts for jeep tires.
Season 1
- 1. New Recruits
- 2. The Empty Store
- 3. The WAC
- 4. The Horse
- 5. A.W.O.L.
- 6. The Boxer
- 7. The Hoodlum
- 8. Mardi Gras
- 9. The Eating Contest
- 10. The Centennial
- 11. Bivouac
- 12. The Singing Contest
- 13. The Twitch
- 14. The Reunion
- 15. Rich Kid
- 16. Hollywood
- 17. The Investigation
- 18. Kids in the Trailer
- 19. The Revolutionary War
- 20. Bilko's Transfer
- 21. Bilko's Rest Cure
- 22. Dinner at Sowici's
- 23. Army Memoirs
- 24. Miss America
- 25. The Court Martial
- 26. Furlough in New York
- 27. The Big Uranium Strike
- 28. Bilko and the Beast
- 29. The Physical Check-Up
- 30. The Recruiting Sergeant
- 31. Bilko's Hair
- 32. The Con Men
- 33. War Games
- 34. Bilko on Wall Street
Season 2
- 1. Platoon in the Movies
- 2. It's for the Birds
- 3. Bilko Goes to College
- 4. The Girl from Italy
- 5. The Face on the Recruiting Poster
- 6. Bilko's War Against Culture
- 7. The Song of the Motor Pool
- 8. Bilko's Engagement
- 9. A Mess Sergeant Can't Win
- 10. Doberman's Sister
- 11. Where There's a Will
- 12. Bilko's Tax Trouble
- 13. Mink Incorporated
- 14. Sergeant Bilko Presents Ed Sullivan
- 15. Bilko Gets Some Sleep
- 16. The Blue Blood of the Bilko's
- 17. Love That Guardhouse
- 18. Bilko Presents Bing Crosby
- 19. Bilko Goes to Monte Carlo
- 20. Bilko Enters Politics
- 21. Bilko's Televison Idea
- 22. The Son of Bilko
- 23. Rock 'n Roll Rookie
- 24. Bilko's Black Magic
- 25. Bilko Goes South
- 26. Bilko Goes Round the World
- 27. The Mess Hall Mess
- 28. The Secret Life of Sergeant Bilko
- 29. Radio Station B.I.L.K.O.
- 30. Bilko the Marriage Broker
- 32. The Big Scandal
- 33. Bilko's Perfect Day
- 34. The Colonel Breaks Par
- 35. Show Segments
- 36. His Highness Doberman
Season 3
- 1. Bilko's Merry Widow
- 2. Bilko's Boys Town
- 3. Hillbilly Whiz
- 4. Bilko's Valentine
- 5. The Big Man Hunt
- 6. Bilko's Double Life
- 7. Sgt. Bilko Presents
- 8. Bilko Talks in His Sleep
- 9. Cherokee Ernie
- 10. Bilko Buys a Club
- 11. Lieutenant Bilko
- 12. Bilko at Bay
- 13. Bilko F.O.B. Detroit
- 14. Bilko and the Flying Saucers
- 15. Bilko and the Colonel's Secretary
- 16. Doberman the Crooner
- 18. Bilko's Cousin
- 19. Bilko's Pigeons
- 20. The Colonel's Reunion
- 22. Bilko Saves Ritzik's Marriage
- 23. Bilko the Art Lover
- 24. Bilko the Genius
- 25. Bilko the Male Model
- 26. The Colonel's Inheritance
- 27. Bilko's Honeymoon
- 28. Bilko's Chinese Restaurant
- 29. Operation Love
- 30. Bilko's TV Pilot
- 31. Bilko Retires from Gambling
- 32. Bilko's Vacation
- 33. Bilko's Insurance Company
- 34. Bilko's Prize Poodle
- 35. Bilko's School Days
- 36. Joan's Big Romance
- 37. Papa Bilko
Season 4
- 1. Gold Fever
- 2. Bilko's Vampire
- 3. Bilko's Deluxe Tours
- 4. Bilko the Potato Sack King
- 5. Bilko vs. Covington
- 6. Bilko Joins the Navy
- 7. Bilko's Big Woman Hunt
- 8. Bilko and the Crosby's
- 9. Bilko's Allergy
- 10. Bilko and the Chaplain
- 11. Bilko Presents the McGuire Sisters
- 12. Bilko's Secret Mission
- 13. Bilko's Giveaway
- 14. Bilko and the Medium
- 15. Bilko's Bopster
- 16. Bilko's Hollywood Romance
- 17. Bilko's Grand Hotel
- 19. Bilko's Credit Card
- 20. Viva Bilko
- 21. The Colonel's Promotion
- 22. Bilko's Sharpshooter
- 24. Bilko's Ape Man
- 25. Warrant Officer Papparelli
- 26. Bilko's Godson
- 27. Guinea Pig Bilko
- 28. Bilko the Butler
- 29. Ritzik Goes Civilian
- 30. Bilko's Small Car
- 31. Doberman Missing Heir
- 32. Bilko's Casino
- 33. The Colonel's Second Honeymoon
- 34. Bilko in Outer Space
- 35. The Bilko Boycott
- 36. The Weekend Colonel