Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 52 - Witchery Science Theatre - full transcript
After Sabrina gets a bad haircut she is ashamed to be seen. She convinces Chloe and Harvey to go to the movies with her so she can hide. The kids are bummed when tickets to the new hit movie, Submarine II has been sold out. They decide to buy tickets for the other movie instead then sneak into the sold out hit. Just when the kids are seconds away from being busted by the uptight theater usher, Sabrina screws up a spell and they wind up IN the movie. The townspeople in the movie want to hunt down the monster, Freddy. It turns out Freddy was trying to be something he wasn't and turned into a Lobster Zombie. The kids expose Freddy's true identity and the townspeople welcome him back.
[PURRING]
♪ SHE GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC,
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC,
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
Man, Italian accent:
ALMOST FINISHED, SABRINA.
ONE MORE SNIP.
ONE MORE CLIP.
ONE MORE WHOOSH.
OK, SABRINA.
I AM FINISHED.
EVERYBODY,
I AM FINISHED.
OH! I LOVE YOUR HAIR!
I LOVE TO WATCH YOU
LOVING YOUR HAIR!
I LOVE EVERYONE
IN THIS BEAUTY SALON!
LET'S SEE!
LET'S SEE!
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT LOOKS TERRIBLE!
I HAPPEN TO THINK
IT LOOKS GOOD.
DOESN'T EVERYONE AGREE?
BUT THIS PART FLOPS
OVER MY EYE,
AND THIS PART MAKES
MY EARS LOOK BIG.
I LOOK LIKE
A MONSTER!
A HORRIBLE
SCIENCE FICTION
CARNIVAL FREAK
WITH UNEVEN BANGS!
YOU ARE BEING
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
WHEN I WALK INTO SCHOOL
ON MONDAY?
[LAUGHTER]
LET'S GO HOME BEFORE
ANYONE I KNOW SEES ME!
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
WHAT DO I OWE YOU?
UHH! YOU OWE ME NOTHING.
Zelda: PONYTAILS,
PIGTAILS...
AND BUBBLE WRAP PACKING.
RESTORE THIS GAL'S
HAIRDO...
TO THE 'DO
THAT SHE'S LACKING.
NUTS!
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH
HAIR SPRAY AND GEL.
IT'S CAUSING
ECTOPLASMIC INTERFERENCE.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?
IT MEANS
YOU'RE WEARING THAT HAIR
FOR TONIGHT, AT LEAST.
BESIDES, I THINK
IT LOOKS GREAT.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
OH, NO!
WHO IS THAT?
Chloe: IT'S CHLOE.
OPEN UP!
ONE SECOND!
UH-OH. CHLOE AND I
HAD PLANS TONIGHT!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I CAN'T LET HER
SEE ME.
HEY. COOL LAMPSHADE.
CUTE HAIRCUT, TOO.
I LOOK LIKE
A TOTAL DORK!
I AM NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.
BUT IT'S MALL NIGHT.
YOU NEVER MISS
MALL NIGHT.
NO WAY. I CAN'T
BE SEEN IN PUBLIC.
YOU GO.
I THINK HARVEY
REALLY WANTS YOU TO COME.
HARVEY?
EEK! [GASPS]
HEY, COOL LAMPSHADE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I BUMPED INTO HARVEY
AND INVITED HIM
TO HIT THE MALL
WITH US TONIGHT.
BUT...
I KNOW.
THE MOVIES.
WHY DON'T WE GO
TO THE MOVIES?
A NICE, DARK MOVIE
WITH LIMITED VISIBILITY.
A MOVIE SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT IDEA.
LET'S ALL GO.
AS LONG AS NO ONE
SEES ME IN PUBLIC.
♪ DA DA, DA DA DA ♪
Sabrina: JUST MY LUCK.
THE ENTIRE WORLD IS HERE.
AW, WE'LL NEVER GET IN.
OH, LOOK.
HERE COMES GEM.
HIDE ME!
WELL, WELL,
LOOK WHO'S OUT
ON THE TOWN.
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
"I RECOGNIZE
THOSE PEOPLE."
SABRINA, I LOVE,
LOVE, LOVE THAT HAT.
OH, THANK YOU.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE
SOMETHING I THREW ON.
LET ME TRY IT ON.
NO! I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
IT'S PART OF MY LOOK
TONIGHT.
CAREFUL, OR YOU
MIGHT START YOUR OWN
FASHION TREND.
OOPS. MY PEOPLE
ARE HOLDING MY SPOT
AT THE FRONT
OF THE LINE.
GOOD LUCK
GETTING IN.
YOU'LL NEED IT.
Man: SCATTERED SEATING ONLY
FOR SUBMARINE II.
SCATTERED SEATING ONLY.
OH, NO!
WELL,
WHY DON'T WE SEE
I WAS A TEENAGE
LOBSTER ZOMBIE FROM
OUTER SPACE INSTEAD?
WHAT IS THAT?
IT SOUNDS AWFUL.
IT'S AN OLD MOVIE,
A CLASSIC FROM
THE FIFTIES
IN GLORIOUS
BLACK AND WHITE.
THOSE ARE THE ONLY COLORS
IN THE WHOLE MOVIE?
WEIRD.
HILDA, ZELDA,
YOU GO ON AHEAD.
WE WANT TO SEE
SUBMARINE II.
WE'LL ALL MEET UP
AT THE END.
2 TICKETS FOR
I WAS A TEENAGE
LOBSTER ZOMBIE
FROM OUTER SPACE.
SENIORS, PLEASE.
HUH? OH. I'M SORRY,
BUT ONLY PEOPLE
OVER THE AGE OF 65
CAN GET IN
FOR THE SENIOR CITIZEN RATE.
SO? WE'RE OVER 65.
OH, REALLY?
THEN, COULD I SEE
SOME I.D., PLEASE?
SEE? SIGNED BY
THE PHARAOH HIMSELF.
UH, OH. UH...
ENJOY THE SHOW, MA'AMS.
[GIGGLING]
CATS GET IN FREE.
I LOVE THIS COUNTRY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MOVIEGOERS, LISTEN UP.
I HAVE BREAKING NEWS.
OH, NO!
SUBMARINE II
IS NOW OFFICIALLY,
100% SOLD OUT.
GREAT! NOW WHAT?
I KNOW.
LET'S GO BOWLING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
SABRINA?
BOWLING. HMM.
YAY! [GASPS]
[LAUGHTER]
AAH!
YOU KNOW, I THINK
WE BETTER STAY HERE
AT THE MOVIES.
BUT LOOK.
CAN'T YOU READ?
OUR MOVIE
IS SOLD OUT.
I HAVE A PLAN.
WE BUY TICKETS
FOR LOBSTER ZOMBIE
IN THEATER 2,
WATCH THE PREVIEWS.
THEN WE'LL GET UP AND
SNEAK INTO SUBMARINE II.
THAT COULD WORK.
BUT WE'LL BE TAKING
SOMEONE ELSE'S SEATS.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE
SUBMARINE II OR WHAT?
UH, WELL, YEAH, BUT...
BUT...
GOOD! THEN IT'S SETTLED.
3 TICKETS FOR THEATER 2.
WE'RE GOING TO SEE
I WAS A TEENAGER
LOBSTER ZOMBIE
FROM OUTER SPACE.
AND THAT'S ALL
WE'RE GOING TO SEE.
JUST THAT MOVIE.
NO SNEAKING OUT
TO SEE SUBMARINE II.
NO, SIR. HEH. OW!
HEH HEH.
Man: STUBS.
STUBS.
SHOW ME
YOUR TICKET STUBS.
AND THEY HAD BETTER BE
THE CORRECT STUBS.
THIS TICKET IS NOT
NEATLY TORN
ALONG THE PERFORATION.
THERE IS, IN FACT,
A SMALL CHUNK
OF TICKET STUB MISSING.
THIS IS A SUB STUB.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO PULL, LADY?
THE GIRL AT THE COUNTER
MUST'VE, UH--
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
WOW. THIS IS
ONE STRICT
MOVIE THEATER.
WHAT DO WE DO?
ACT CASUAL
AND SHOW HIM YOUR STUBS.
WE'LL SNEAK BACK OUT
PAST HIM
DURING THE PREVIEWS.
PROCEED.
LOOK. THERE'S HILDA
AND ZELDA.
LET'S GRAB
THOSE 3 TOGETHER
RIGHT THERE.
THEN WE CAN MAKE
A QUICK EXIT.
Announcer: AND NOW,
GET READY TO SEE
A NEWLY RESTORED
CLASSIC MOVIE FROM 1955,
WITH 2 SECONDS
OF ADDED FOOTAGE.
NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
GRR!
AAH!
Announcer:
...BEWARE HIS PINCH OF DOOM.
THIS IS
GONNA BE GOOD.
[LAUGHING]
I HEARD HE BEAT OUT
HUNDREDS OF OTHER ACTORS
TO PLAY THE LOBSTER ROLE.
I'VE ALWAYS PREFERRED
SHRIMP ROLLS.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
AND NOW, OUR FEATURE
PRESENTATION.
LET'S MAKE
A RUN FOR IT!
I THINK THE COAST
LOOKS CLEAR.
Man, German accent:
THERE SEEMS TO BE
A TINY HOLE IN THE SIDE
OF OUR SUBMARINE.
BUT TONIGHT IS THE BIG
NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY,
CAPTAIN.
ARE YOU SAYING
WE CANCEL THE PARTY?
THE PARTY MUST GO ON!
I WILL ATTEMPT
TO SEAL UP THE HOLES
PERSONALLY.
CAPTAIN, THE HOLE
JUST GOT BIGGER!
GET MY 9-MM CAULKING GUN
WITH THE LASER SIGHTING.
AW, MAN, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT HE SAID IN SUBMARINE I.
Man: SHH.
OOH. CHECK IT OUT.
3 SEATS TOGETHER.
Usher: LET'S SEE
YOUR TICKET STUBS
FOR THIS MOVIE.
OUR TICKETS?
UH, EH, UH...
UH, OUR TICKETS?
UM, YOU MEAN OUR TICKETS
FOR THIS MOVIE?
HEY, ISN'T THAT
STEVEN SPIELBERG'S
FOOT MASSEUSE?
OOH, WHERE?
AARGH!
FREEZE!
WE'RE TRAPPED,
AND WE DON'T HAVE
THE PROPER STUBS.
COME HERE,
LITTLE PIGGIES.
CAN'T HIDE
FROM OLD GAVIN.
SABRINA, USE SOME MAGIC.
ZAP US OUT.
NO. HARVEY WILL SEE.
HERE, PIGGY, PIGGY.
THAT BOY IS
SO STRESSED-OUT RIGHT NOW,
YOU COULD BLOW A NUKE,
AND HE WOULDN'T NOTICE.
ZAP US BACK INTO
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE THEATER.
UH, OK. LET ME THINK.
LIKE FOXES TO FOXHOLES,
LIKE RABBITS TO THICKETS,
TAKE US BACK INTO THE MOVIE
FOR WHICH WE BOUGHT TICKETS.
WELL, WE'RE SURE
IN THE MOVIE
FOR WHICH
WE BOUGHT TICKETS.
HEH HEH. HE'LL NEVER
LOOK FOR US HERE.
HEH HEH HEH. HEH.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE ARE WE?
AND WHY IS EVERYTHING
IN BLACK AND WHITE?
YOU'RE PROBABLY EXPERIENCING
HALLUCINATORY FALLOUT
FROM EATING
A BAD MOVIE HOT DOG.
PLUS, THIS MOVIE
IS INTERACTIVE.
STATE-OF-THE-ART
TECHNOLOGY.
INTERACTIVE?
COOL!
I DON'T REMEMBER
HAVING A HOT DOG.
LOOK AT THAT!
OUR SABRINA.
ON THE BIG SCREEN!
GOOD THING
SHE GOT A HAIRCUT.
THEY WERE JUST HERE.
THEY WERE HERE,
BUT NOW THEY'RE NOT.
I'M IN CONTROL.
I AM IN CONTROL.
I AM THE KING
OF THIS THEATER.
I REPEAT: THE KING.
HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME
GOING STEADY, PEGGY SUE?
WELL, GOLLY,
BY GOSH, BY GOLLY,
RICKY.
I DON'T KNOW IF
I WANT TO GO STEADY.
HA HA HA HA.
POODLE SKIRTS.
THIS IS
A HORROR MOVIE.
WELL, GOLLY JEEPERS.
GET A LOAD OF THOSE KIDS.
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE'S COMING!
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE'S COMING!
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE
IS COMING!
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE'S
COMING!
LOOK OUT FOR THAT CAPTION!
OUCH!
YOU KNOW, BEING
IN THE MOVIES IS ROUGH.
I THINK I'M READY
TO GO HOME NOW.
THAT WAS
TOTALLY AWESOME!
I LOVED THAT!
[GASPS]
LOOK UP IN THE SKY!
A REAL-LIVE UFO!
WOW!
THIS MOVIE WOULD
BE FUN IF WE WERE
BACK IN OUR SEATS.
LET'S CONCENTRATE,
AND ZAP OURSELVES OUT.
1, 2, 3. OH, NO.
WHY WON'T YOUR MAGIC WORK?
THIS IS A CHEAP B MOVIE.
NO SPECIAL EFFECTS BUDGET.
MAGIC? WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
NEVER MIND, HARVEY.
WATCH THE NICE UFO.
HEY, YOU 3 KIDS IN COLOR,
YOU'D BETTER HIDE.
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE
WILL WANT TO KNOW
WHO THE NEW KIDS
IN TOWN ARE.
YOU DON'T WANT
TO MESS WITH HIM.
I'M WARNING YOU!
THIS MOVIE IS EVEN WORSE
THAN I REMEMBER.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY
AND ZAP THEM OUT.
[SCREAMING]
All: NAH.
AAH!
[ALL GASP]
GRR!
HE REALLY IS A MONSTER!
LISTEN UP, YOU GUYS.
WHEN I SAY, "GO,"
LET'S ALL RUN FOR IT.
[ALL GASP]
GO!
[FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
[MUSIC SLOWS DOWN]
COOL! THE MUSIC
CHANGES WITH
WHATEVER WE DO.
LIKE,
LET'S RUN FAST.
[FAST MUSIC PLAYING]
NOW SLOW MOTION.
LISTEN!
[MUSIC PLAYING SLOWLY]
AH, TOTALLY COOL!
WHAT'S NOT COOL
IS THAT
THAT MONSTER
IS HEADING OUR WAY!
HOW DID THOSE KIDS GET--
[GASPS] I'M IN CONTROL.
I AM THE KING.
MOVE...SPACESHIP.
YOU GO NOW.
Harvey: THIS IS
THE COOLEST, COOLEST MOVIE.
Chloe: WHAT DO WE
DO NOW, SABRINA?
DON'T WORRY. I'VE HAD
SOME EXPERIENCE WITH THIS.
SOME OF MY CLOSEST RELATIVES
ARE MONSTERS.
WE JUST HAVE TO
MAKE FRIENDS WITH HIM,
LET HIM KNOW HE'S SAFE
WITH US.
DON'T LET THE MONSTER
GET YOU!
THAT MONSTER'S
TAKEN MORE VICTIMS.
THIS IS A CALAMITY!
WE CAN'T LET HIM
DESTROY OUR COMMUNITY.
WE MUST DESTROY HIM
BEFORE HE DESTROYS US.
BEFORE MIDNIGHT
TONIGHT.
BUT HOW WILL WE DO IT,
MR. PEGGYSUE?
WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.
THAT LOBSTER ZOMBIE
CANNOT BE CONQUERED.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHAT ARE LOBSTERS
MOST AFRAID OF?
WHY, I DON'T KNOW,
MR. PEGGYSUE.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST
AND FATHER OF THE LOVELY
YOUNG PEGGY SUE.
THE ARCHNEMESIS
OF LOBSTERS EVERYWHERE
IS...
DRAWN BUTTER.
OF COURSE! BUTTER!
LET'S GATHER AROUND
ALL THE BUTTER IN TOWN
AND START TO MELT IT.
MELT, MY FRIENDS.
MELT LIKE THE WIND.
Sabrina: IS THAT
YOUR NAME? FREDDY?
UH-HUH.
MY NAME'S SABRINA.
THIS IS CHLOE
AND HARVEY.
YO. 'SUP, G?
DON'T FORGET.
IT'S IMPORTANT
TO MAKE FRIENDS
WITH FREDDY.
CHARMED.
LET'S GO.
BIG RIDE THROUGH TOWN.
UH, A RIDE SOUNDS
LIKE IT COULD BE
PRETTY FUN.
[LAUGHING]
[ENGINE REVS]
HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT,
SABRINA!
OH, NO!
WHERE'S HE TAKING THEM?
BE CAREFUL, KIDS!
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE
ABOUT THE MOVIES.
NO COMMERCIALS
JUST WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT
TO GET TO THE GOOD PA--
[SCREAMING]
Kids: WHOA!
HEY, WHO IS THIS?
YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
OW! HEY!
SHE WAS
MY GIRLFRIEND,
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE NOT TALKING
BROKEN MONSTER SPEAK
ANYMORE?
HEY, HE'S TALKING
LIKE A REGULAR KID.
I AM--
WAS A REGULAR KID.
BUT YOU LOOK LIKE
A LOBSTER ZOMBIE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
LONG SAD, SAD STORY.
YOU CAN TELL US.
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
WELL, ONCE,
BEFORE I WAS A MONSTER,
I WAS JUST GOOD OLD
FREDDY ADDISON,
HOPELESSLY IN LOVE
WITH PEGGY SUE.
JEEPERS.
CAN I WALK YOU HOME,
PEGGY SUE?
THAT'D BE
JUST SWELL, FREDDY.
SWELL.
YEAH. SWELL.
BUT I WAS ALWAYS
SO CLUMSY AND DUMB,
EVERY TIME I TRIED
TO TALK TO HER...
I'D MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF.
DIDN'T HELP THAT PEGGY SUE'S
DAD MR. PEGGYSUE
THOUGHT I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH
FOR HIS DAUGHTER.
I TELL YOU, HONEY.
I DON'T THINK
THAT BOY'S
GOOD ENOUGH
FOR OUR DAUGHTER.
BUT FINALLY, ONE DAY,
I HAD THE COURAGE
TO ASK HER...
UH, WANT
TO MEET ME TONIGHT
AT MAKE-OUT POINT
AT 8:00?
OK. 8:00.
I STARTED TO GET READY
FOR OUR DATE,
AND I HATED WHAT I SAW.
WHOA!
I COULD NEVER BE WORTHY
OF PEGGY SUE.
IF ONLY I LOOKED LIKE
MOVIE STAR JAMES DELINQUENT.
SO, HOURS BEFORE THE DATE,
I STOPPED BY THE LABORATORY
OF MAD SCIENTIST
DR. MIXER.
I WANT TO LOOK LIKE
MOVIE STAR JAMES DELINQUENT,
THEN I KNOW PEGGY SUE
WILL LOVE ME.
I KNOW THE PERFECT
CONCOCTION.
A BIT OF THIS,
A SPLASH OF THAT,
A TEASPOON OF THIS.
AND NOW,
YOU ARE READY
FOR THE TRANSFORMATION
MACHINE.
BUT JUST MY LUCK,
AT THAT VERY MOMENT,
DR. MIXER'S PET LOBSTER
CRAWLED IN.
AH.
[GASPS]
SO, WHERE'D YOU GET
THIS SPACESHIP FROM?
UH...
DON'T CONFUSE HIM.
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT
HE'S IN A MOVIE
WITH AN ILLOGICAL PLOT.
OH. SORRY.
SO, WHAT HAPPENED
TO PEGGY SUE?
FREDDY ADDISON NEVER
SHOWED UP THAT NIGHT,
BUT FREDDY
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE DID.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
AAH!
GRR.
[SIGHS]
THAT IS THE SADDEST,
SADDEST STORY I EVER HEARD.
[ALL BOOING]
THIS STINKS!
[SOBBING]
WE NEED TO FIND
PEGGY SUE RIGHT NOW.
I'M GOING TO BRING
YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER.
WHERE IS SHE?
THERE SHE IS!
THERE'S PEGGY SUE!
Sabrina:
LOWER THE SPACESHIP.
[SCREAMING]
HEY, PEGGY SUE.
DON'T BE SCARED.
I HAVE GREAT NEWS
ABOUT SOMEONE
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
IN A LONG TIME--
FREDDY ADDISON.
FREDDY ADDISON?
I THOUGHT HE NEVER
WANTED TO SEE ME.
AFTER HE NEVER
SHOWED UP
THAT NIGHT,
I THOUGHT HE DIDN'T
LIKE ME OR...
OR THE WAY I LOOKED.
OH, BOY.
HAVE I GOT
A STORY FOR YOU.
THERE'S THE SPACESHIP.
AND THERE'S
MY DAUGHTER PEGGY SUE.
FOLLOW ME.
CAREFUL WITH THE BUTTER.
I BROUGHT MARGARINE.
IS THAT OK?
UHH.
SO, ALL THIS TIME,
THAT LOBSTER MONSTER WAS--
HEY, PEGGY SUE.
IT'S ME, FREDDY.
FREDDY! FREDDY!
I MISSED YOU
SO MUCH.
THERE'S THE MONSTER!
HE'S GOT MY PEGGY SUE!
GET HIM!
EVERYBODY, SHH!
LISTEN!
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE
IS NOT GOING TO HURT
PEGGY SUE OR ANYONE.
HE'S NOT REALLY A MONSTER.
HE'S REALLY GOOD OLD
FREDDY ADDISON.
THAT'S NOT
FREDDY ADDISON.
ARE YOU CRAZY,
YOUNG LADY?
THAT'S A MONSTER,
AND HE'S GOT
MY DAUGHTER!
DADDY, IT IS FREDDY.
THERE WAS A TERRIBLE MIX-UP
WITH A MAD SCIENTIST,
AND HE WOUND UP
LOOKING LIKE THIS.
[MEN BABBLING]
BUT I LOVE FREDDY
NO MATTER WHAT.
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE,
WHETHER YOU'RE A LOBSTER,
OR WHETHER YOU THINK
YOU GOT A BAD HAIRCUT.
YOU'RE STILL YOU,
AND THAT'S ALL
THAT MATTERS.
[SOBBING]
THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE
I HAVE EVER SEEN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
COULD THIS PLOT
BE ANY HOKIER?
YOU WOULDN'T THINK SO,
BUT THEN...
I AM THE DR. MIXER,
THE LOCAL MAD SCIENTIST.
I HAVE BEEN BUILDING
THIS ATOMIC NUTCRACKER
FOR THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS.
I WILL SHOW YOU ALL
THAT THIS IS REALLY
FREDDY ADDISON.
[ALL GASP]
[CRUNCH]
YAY!
[CROWD CHEERING]
FREDDY!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
LET'S ZAP HER OUT.
WELL, THAT WAS
TOTALLY AWESOME.
MY FIRST INTERACTIVE MOVIE.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
I DON'T THINK SO,
HARVEY.
I'M ALL MOVIED OUT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
CHLOE?
I SAY WE GO BOWLING
NEXT TIME.
I'LL SAY ONE THING
FOR YOU, SABRINA.
YOU SPENT THE NIGHT
INSIDE A MOVIE,
AND YOU STILL MANAGED TO
KEEP THAT SILLY HAT ON.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS HAT IS SILLY.
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
HEY, EVERYONE,
HEY, GEM,
CHECK OUT
MY NEW 'DO.
[APPLAUSE]
JUST A MOMENT!
CAN I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
THANK YOU.
NOW, MOVIE STAR
OR NOT, YOU 3 KIDS
SNUCK IN.
AND BECAUSE OF THAT,
YOU HAVE TO PAY
THE CONSEQUENCES.
CONSEQUENCES?
I WANT THIS FLOOR SPOTLESS,
ABSOLUTELY SPOTLESS.
SABRINA, ARE WE
IN THE MOVIES RIGHT NOW?
THIS IS REAL LIFE,
HARVEY.
IT'S JUST REAL LIFE.
[LAUGHTER]
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH-DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH-DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH-DAH ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH-DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH-DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH-DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
FREAKS.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO ♪
♪ SHE GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC,
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC,
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
Man, Italian accent:
ALMOST FINISHED, SABRINA.
ONE MORE SNIP.
ONE MORE CLIP.
ONE MORE WHOOSH.
OK, SABRINA.
I AM FINISHED.
EVERYBODY,
I AM FINISHED.
OH! I LOVE YOUR HAIR!
I LOVE TO WATCH YOU
LOVING YOUR HAIR!
I LOVE EVERYONE
IN THIS BEAUTY SALON!
LET'S SEE!
LET'S SEE!
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT LOOKS TERRIBLE!
I HAPPEN TO THINK
IT LOOKS GOOD.
DOESN'T EVERYONE AGREE?
BUT THIS PART FLOPS
OVER MY EYE,
AND THIS PART MAKES
MY EARS LOOK BIG.
I LOOK LIKE
A MONSTER!
A HORRIBLE
SCIENCE FICTION
CARNIVAL FREAK
WITH UNEVEN BANGS!
YOU ARE BEING
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
WHEN I WALK INTO SCHOOL
ON MONDAY?
[LAUGHTER]
LET'S GO HOME BEFORE
ANYONE I KNOW SEES ME!
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
WHAT DO I OWE YOU?
UHH! YOU OWE ME NOTHING.
Zelda: PONYTAILS,
PIGTAILS...
AND BUBBLE WRAP PACKING.
RESTORE THIS GAL'S
HAIRDO...
TO THE 'DO
THAT SHE'S LACKING.
NUTS!
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH
HAIR SPRAY AND GEL.
IT'S CAUSING
ECTOPLASMIC INTERFERENCE.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?
IT MEANS
YOU'RE WEARING THAT HAIR
FOR TONIGHT, AT LEAST.
BESIDES, I THINK
IT LOOKS GREAT.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
OH, NO!
WHO IS THAT?
Chloe: IT'S CHLOE.
OPEN UP!
ONE SECOND!
UH-OH. CHLOE AND I
HAD PLANS TONIGHT!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I CAN'T LET HER
SEE ME.
HEY. COOL LAMPSHADE.
CUTE HAIRCUT, TOO.
I LOOK LIKE
A TOTAL DORK!
I AM NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.
BUT IT'S MALL NIGHT.
YOU NEVER MISS
MALL NIGHT.
NO WAY. I CAN'T
BE SEEN IN PUBLIC.
YOU GO.
I THINK HARVEY
REALLY WANTS YOU TO COME.
HARVEY?
EEK! [GASPS]
HEY, COOL LAMPSHADE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I BUMPED INTO HARVEY
AND INVITED HIM
TO HIT THE MALL
WITH US TONIGHT.
BUT...
I KNOW.
THE MOVIES.
WHY DON'T WE GO
TO THE MOVIES?
A NICE, DARK MOVIE
WITH LIMITED VISIBILITY.
A MOVIE SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT IDEA.
LET'S ALL GO.
AS LONG AS NO ONE
SEES ME IN PUBLIC.
♪ DA DA, DA DA DA ♪
Sabrina: JUST MY LUCK.
THE ENTIRE WORLD IS HERE.
AW, WE'LL NEVER GET IN.
OH, LOOK.
HERE COMES GEM.
HIDE ME!
WELL, WELL,
LOOK WHO'S OUT
ON THE TOWN.
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
"I RECOGNIZE
THOSE PEOPLE."
SABRINA, I LOVE,
LOVE, LOVE THAT HAT.
OH, THANK YOU.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE
SOMETHING I THREW ON.
LET ME TRY IT ON.
NO! I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
IT'S PART OF MY LOOK
TONIGHT.
CAREFUL, OR YOU
MIGHT START YOUR OWN
FASHION TREND.
OOPS. MY PEOPLE
ARE HOLDING MY SPOT
AT THE FRONT
OF THE LINE.
GOOD LUCK
GETTING IN.
YOU'LL NEED IT.
Man: SCATTERED SEATING ONLY
FOR SUBMARINE II.
SCATTERED SEATING ONLY.
OH, NO!
WELL,
WHY DON'T WE SEE
I WAS A TEENAGE
LOBSTER ZOMBIE FROM
OUTER SPACE INSTEAD?
WHAT IS THAT?
IT SOUNDS AWFUL.
IT'S AN OLD MOVIE,
A CLASSIC FROM
THE FIFTIES
IN GLORIOUS
BLACK AND WHITE.
THOSE ARE THE ONLY COLORS
IN THE WHOLE MOVIE?
WEIRD.
HILDA, ZELDA,
YOU GO ON AHEAD.
WE WANT TO SEE
SUBMARINE II.
WE'LL ALL MEET UP
AT THE END.
2 TICKETS FOR
I WAS A TEENAGE
LOBSTER ZOMBIE
FROM OUTER SPACE.
SENIORS, PLEASE.
HUH? OH. I'M SORRY,
BUT ONLY PEOPLE
OVER THE AGE OF 65
CAN GET IN
FOR THE SENIOR CITIZEN RATE.
SO? WE'RE OVER 65.
OH, REALLY?
THEN, COULD I SEE
SOME I.D., PLEASE?
SEE? SIGNED BY
THE PHARAOH HIMSELF.
UH, OH. UH...
ENJOY THE SHOW, MA'AMS.
[GIGGLING]
CATS GET IN FREE.
I LOVE THIS COUNTRY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MOVIEGOERS, LISTEN UP.
I HAVE BREAKING NEWS.
OH, NO!
SUBMARINE II
IS NOW OFFICIALLY,
100% SOLD OUT.
GREAT! NOW WHAT?
I KNOW.
LET'S GO BOWLING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
SABRINA?
BOWLING. HMM.
YAY! [GASPS]
[LAUGHTER]
AAH!
YOU KNOW, I THINK
WE BETTER STAY HERE
AT THE MOVIES.
BUT LOOK.
CAN'T YOU READ?
OUR MOVIE
IS SOLD OUT.
I HAVE A PLAN.
WE BUY TICKETS
FOR LOBSTER ZOMBIE
IN THEATER 2,
WATCH THE PREVIEWS.
THEN WE'LL GET UP AND
SNEAK INTO SUBMARINE II.
THAT COULD WORK.
BUT WE'LL BE TAKING
SOMEONE ELSE'S SEATS.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE
SUBMARINE II OR WHAT?
UH, WELL, YEAH, BUT...
BUT...
GOOD! THEN IT'S SETTLED.
3 TICKETS FOR THEATER 2.
WE'RE GOING TO SEE
I WAS A TEENAGER
LOBSTER ZOMBIE
FROM OUTER SPACE.
AND THAT'S ALL
WE'RE GOING TO SEE.
JUST THAT MOVIE.
NO SNEAKING OUT
TO SEE SUBMARINE II.
NO, SIR. HEH. OW!
HEH HEH.
Man: STUBS.
STUBS.
SHOW ME
YOUR TICKET STUBS.
AND THEY HAD BETTER BE
THE CORRECT STUBS.
THIS TICKET IS NOT
NEATLY TORN
ALONG THE PERFORATION.
THERE IS, IN FACT,
A SMALL CHUNK
OF TICKET STUB MISSING.
THIS IS A SUB STUB.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO PULL, LADY?
THE GIRL AT THE COUNTER
MUST'VE, UH--
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
WOW. THIS IS
ONE STRICT
MOVIE THEATER.
WHAT DO WE DO?
ACT CASUAL
AND SHOW HIM YOUR STUBS.
WE'LL SNEAK BACK OUT
PAST HIM
DURING THE PREVIEWS.
PROCEED.
LOOK. THERE'S HILDA
AND ZELDA.
LET'S GRAB
THOSE 3 TOGETHER
RIGHT THERE.
THEN WE CAN MAKE
A QUICK EXIT.
Announcer: AND NOW,
GET READY TO SEE
A NEWLY RESTORED
CLASSIC MOVIE FROM 1955,
WITH 2 SECONDS
OF ADDED FOOTAGE.
NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
GRR!
AAH!
Announcer:
...BEWARE HIS PINCH OF DOOM.
THIS IS
GONNA BE GOOD.
[LAUGHING]
I HEARD HE BEAT OUT
HUNDREDS OF OTHER ACTORS
TO PLAY THE LOBSTER ROLE.
I'VE ALWAYS PREFERRED
SHRIMP ROLLS.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
AND NOW, OUR FEATURE
PRESENTATION.
LET'S MAKE
A RUN FOR IT!
I THINK THE COAST
LOOKS CLEAR.
Man, German accent:
THERE SEEMS TO BE
A TINY HOLE IN THE SIDE
OF OUR SUBMARINE.
BUT TONIGHT IS THE BIG
NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY,
CAPTAIN.
ARE YOU SAYING
WE CANCEL THE PARTY?
THE PARTY MUST GO ON!
I WILL ATTEMPT
TO SEAL UP THE HOLES
PERSONALLY.
CAPTAIN, THE HOLE
JUST GOT BIGGER!
GET MY 9-MM CAULKING GUN
WITH THE LASER SIGHTING.
AW, MAN, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT HE SAID IN SUBMARINE I.
Man: SHH.
OOH. CHECK IT OUT.
3 SEATS TOGETHER.
Usher: LET'S SEE
YOUR TICKET STUBS
FOR THIS MOVIE.
OUR TICKETS?
UH, EH, UH...
UH, OUR TICKETS?
UM, YOU MEAN OUR TICKETS
FOR THIS MOVIE?
HEY, ISN'T THAT
STEVEN SPIELBERG'S
FOOT MASSEUSE?
OOH, WHERE?
AARGH!
FREEZE!
WE'RE TRAPPED,
AND WE DON'T HAVE
THE PROPER STUBS.
COME HERE,
LITTLE PIGGIES.
CAN'T HIDE
FROM OLD GAVIN.
SABRINA, USE SOME MAGIC.
ZAP US OUT.
NO. HARVEY WILL SEE.
HERE, PIGGY, PIGGY.
THAT BOY IS
SO STRESSED-OUT RIGHT NOW,
YOU COULD BLOW A NUKE,
AND HE WOULDN'T NOTICE.
ZAP US BACK INTO
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE THEATER.
UH, OK. LET ME THINK.
LIKE FOXES TO FOXHOLES,
LIKE RABBITS TO THICKETS,
TAKE US BACK INTO THE MOVIE
FOR WHICH WE BOUGHT TICKETS.
WELL, WE'RE SURE
IN THE MOVIE
FOR WHICH
WE BOUGHT TICKETS.
HEH HEH. HE'LL NEVER
LOOK FOR US HERE.
HEH HEH HEH. HEH.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE ARE WE?
AND WHY IS EVERYTHING
IN BLACK AND WHITE?
YOU'RE PROBABLY EXPERIENCING
HALLUCINATORY FALLOUT
FROM EATING
A BAD MOVIE HOT DOG.
PLUS, THIS MOVIE
IS INTERACTIVE.
STATE-OF-THE-ART
TECHNOLOGY.
INTERACTIVE?
COOL!
I DON'T REMEMBER
HAVING A HOT DOG.
LOOK AT THAT!
OUR SABRINA.
ON THE BIG SCREEN!
GOOD THING
SHE GOT A HAIRCUT.
THEY WERE JUST HERE.
THEY WERE HERE,
BUT NOW THEY'RE NOT.
I'M IN CONTROL.
I AM IN CONTROL.
I AM THE KING
OF THIS THEATER.
I REPEAT: THE KING.
HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME
GOING STEADY, PEGGY SUE?
WELL, GOLLY,
BY GOSH, BY GOLLY,
RICKY.
I DON'T KNOW IF
I WANT TO GO STEADY.
HA HA HA HA.
POODLE SKIRTS.
THIS IS
A HORROR MOVIE.
WELL, GOLLY JEEPERS.
GET A LOAD OF THOSE KIDS.
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE'S COMING!
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE'S COMING!
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE
IS COMING!
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE'S
COMING!
LOOK OUT FOR THAT CAPTION!
OUCH!
YOU KNOW, BEING
IN THE MOVIES IS ROUGH.
I THINK I'M READY
TO GO HOME NOW.
THAT WAS
TOTALLY AWESOME!
I LOVED THAT!
[GASPS]
LOOK UP IN THE SKY!
A REAL-LIVE UFO!
WOW!
THIS MOVIE WOULD
BE FUN IF WE WERE
BACK IN OUR SEATS.
LET'S CONCENTRATE,
AND ZAP OURSELVES OUT.
1, 2, 3. OH, NO.
WHY WON'T YOUR MAGIC WORK?
THIS IS A CHEAP B MOVIE.
NO SPECIAL EFFECTS BUDGET.
MAGIC? WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
NEVER MIND, HARVEY.
WATCH THE NICE UFO.
HEY, YOU 3 KIDS IN COLOR,
YOU'D BETTER HIDE.
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE
WILL WANT TO KNOW
WHO THE NEW KIDS
IN TOWN ARE.
YOU DON'T WANT
TO MESS WITH HIM.
I'M WARNING YOU!
THIS MOVIE IS EVEN WORSE
THAN I REMEMBER.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY
AND ZAP THEM OUT.
[SCREAMING]
All: NAH.
AAH!
[ALL GASP]
GRR!
HE REALLY IS A MONSTER!
LISTEN UP, YOU GUYS.
WHEN I SAY, "GO,"
LET'S ALL RUN FOR IT.
[ALL GASP]
GO!
[FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
[MUSIC SLOWS DOWN]
COOL! THE MUSIC
CHANGES WITH
WHATEVER WE DO.
LIKE,
LET'S RUN FAST.
[FAST MUSIC PLAYING]
NOW SLOW MOTION.
LISTEN!
[MUSIC PLAYING SLOWLY]
AH, TOTALLY COOL!
WHAT'S NOT COOL
IS THAT
THAT MONSTER
IS HEADING OUR WAY!
HOW DID THOSE KIDS GET--
[GASPS] I'M IN CONTROL.
I AM THE KING.
MOVE...SPACESHIP.
YOU GO NOW.
Harvey: THIS IS
THE COOLEST, COOLEST MOVIE.
Chloe: WHAT DO WE
DO NOW, SABRINA?
DON'T WORRY. I'VE HAD
SOME EXPERIENCE WITH THIS.
SOME OF MY CLOSEST RELATIVES
ARE MONSTERS.
WE JUST HAVE TO
MAKE FRIENDS WITH HIM,
LET HIM KNOW HE'S SAFE
WITH US.
DON'T LET THE MONSTER
GET YOU!
THAT MONSTER'S
TAKEN MORE VICTIMS.
THIS IS A CALAMITY!
WE CAN'T LET HIM
DESTROY OUR COMMUNITY.
WE MUST DESTROY HIM
BEFORE HE DESTROYS US.
BEFORE MIDNIGHT
TONIGHT.
BUT HOW WILL WE DO IT,
MR. PEGGYSUE?
WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.
THAT LOBSTER ZOMBIE
CANNOT BE CONQUERED.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHAT ARE LOBSTERS
MOST AFRAID OF?
WHY, I DON'T KNOW,
MR. PEGGYSUE.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST
AND FATHER OF THE LOVELY
YOUNG PEGGY SUE.
THE ARCHNEMESIS
OF LOBSTERS EVERYWHERE
IS...
DRAWN BUTTER.
OF COURSE! BUTTER!
LET'S GATHER AROUND
ALL THE BUTTER IN TOWN
AND START TO MELT IT.
MELT, MY FRIENDS.
MELT LIKE THE WIND.
Sabrina: IS THAT
YOUR NAME? FREDDY?
UH-HUH.
MY NAME'S SABRINA.
THIS IS CHLOE
AND HARVEY.
YO. 'SUP, G?
DON'T FORGET.
IT'S IMPORTANT
TO MAKE FRIENDS
WITH FREDDY.
CHARMED.
LET'S GO.
BIG RIDE THROUGH TOWN.
UH, A RIDE SOUNDS
LIKE IT COULD BE
PRETTY FUN.
[LAUGHING]
[ENGINE REVS]
HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT,
SABRINA!
OH, NO!
WHERE'S HE TAKING THEM?
BE CAREFUL, KIDS!
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE
ABOUT THE MOVIES.
NO COMMERCIALS
JUST WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT
TO GET TO THE GOOD PA--
[SCREAMING]
Kids: WHOA!
HEY, WHO IS THIS?
YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
OW! HEY!
SHE WAS
MY GIRLFRIEND,
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE NOT TALKING
BROKEN MONSTER SPEAK
ANYMORE?
HEY, HE'S TALKING
LIKE A REGULAR KID.
I AM--
WAS A REGULAR KID.
BUT YOU LOOK LIKE
A LOBSTER ZOMBIE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
LONG SAD, SAD STORY.
YOU CAN TELL US.
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
WELL, ONCE,
BEFORE I WAS A MONSTER,
I WAS JUST GOOD OLD
FREDDY ADDISON,
HOPELESSLY IN LOVE
WITH PEGGY SUE.
JEEPERS.
CAN I WALK YOU HOME,
PEGGY SUE?
THAT'D BE
JUST SWELL, FREDDY.
SWELL.
YEAH. SWELL.
BUT I WAS ALWAYS
SO CLUMSY AND DUMB,
EVERY TIME I TRIED
TO TALK TO HER...
I'D MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF.
DIDN'T HELP THAT PEGGY SUE'S
DAD MR. PEGGYSUE
THOUGHT I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH
FOR HIS DAUGHTER.
I TELL YOU, HONEY.
I DON'T THINK
THAT BOY'S
GOOD ENOUGH
FOR OUR DAUGHTER.
BUT FINALLY, ONE DAY,
I HAD THE COURAGE
TO ASK HER...
UH, WANT
TO MEET ME TONIGHT
AT MAKE-OUT POINT
AT 8:00?
OK. 8:00.
I STARTED TO GET READY
FOR OUR DATE,
AND I HATED WHAT I SAW.
WHOA!
I COULD NEVER BE WORTHY
OF PEGGY SUE.
IF ONLY I LOOKED LIKE
MOVIE STAR JAMES DELINQUENT.
SO, HOURS BEFORE THE DATE,
I STOPPED BY THE LABORATORY
OF MAD SCIENTIST
DR. MIXER.
I WANT TO LOOK LIKE
MOVIE STAR JAMES DELINQUENT,
THEN I KNOW PEGGY SUE
WILL LOVE ME.
I KNOW THE PERFECT
CONCOCTION.
A BIT OF THIS,
A SPLASH OF THAT,
A TEASPOON OF THIS.
AND NOW,
YOU ARE READY
FOR THE TRANSFORMATION
MACHINE.
BUT JUST MY LUCK,
AT THAT VERY MOMENT,
DR. MIXER'S PET LOBSTER
CRAWLED IN.
AH.
[GASPS]
SO, WHERE'D YOU GET
THIS SPACESHIP FROM?
UH...
DON'T CONFUSE HIM.
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT
HE'S IN A MOVIE
WITH AN ILLOGICAL PLOT.
OH. SORRY.
SO, WHAT HAPPENED
TO PEGGY SUE?
FREDDY ADDISON NEVER
SHOWED UP THAT NIGHT,
BUT FREDDY
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE DID.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
AAH!
GRR.
[SIGHS]
THAT IS THE SADDEST,
SADDEST STORY I EVER HEARD.
[ALL BOOING]
THIS STINKS!
[SOBBING]
WE NEED TO FIND
PEGGY SUE RIGHT NOW.
I'M GOING TO BRING
YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER.
WHERE IS SHE?
THERE SHE IS!
THERE'S PEGGY SUE!
Sabrina:
LOWER THE SPACESHIP.
[SCREAMING]
HEY, PEGGY SUE.
DON'T BE SCARED.
I HAVE GREAT NEWS
ABOUT SOMEONE
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
IN A LONG TIME--
FREDDY ADDISON.
FREDDY ADDISON?
I THOUGHT HE NEVER
WANTED TO SEE ME.
AFTER HE NEVER
SHOWED UP
THAT NIGHT,
I THOUGHT HE DIDN'T
LIKE ME OR...
OR THE WAY I LOOKED.
OH, BOY.
HAVE I GOT
A STORY FOR YOU.
THERE'S THE SPACESHIP.
AND THERE'S
MY DAUGHTER PEGGY SUE.
FOLLOW ME.
CAREFUL WITH THE BUTTER.
I BROUGHT MARGARINE.
IS THAT OK?
UHH.
SO, ALL THIS TIME,
THAT LOBSTER MONSTER WAS--
HEY, PEGGY SUE.
IT'S ME, FREDDY.
FREDDY! FREDDY!
I MISSED YOU
SO MUCH.
THERE'S THE MONSTER!
HE'S GOT MY PEGGY SUE!
GET HIM!
EVERYBODY, SHH!
LISTEN!
THE LOBSTER ZOMBIE
IS NOT GOING TO HURT
PEGGY SUE OR ANYONE.
HE'S NOT REALLY A MONSTER.
HE'S REALLY GOOD OLD
FREDDY ADDISON.
THAT'S NOT
FREDDY ADDISON.
ARE YOU CRAZY,
YOUNG LADY?
THAT'S A MONSTER,
AND HE'S GOT
MY DAUGHTER!
DADDY, IT IS FREDDY.
THERE WAS A TERRIBLE MIX-UP
WITH A MAD SCIENTIST,
AND HE WOUND UP
LOOKING LIKE THIS.
[MEN BABBLING]
BUT I LOVE FREDDY
NO MATTER WHAT.
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE,
WHETHER YOU'RE A LOBSTER,
OR WHETHER YOU THINK
YOU GOT A BAD HAIRCUT.
YOU'RE STILL YOU,
AND THAT'S ALL
THAT MATTERS.
[SOBBING]
THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE
I HAVE EVER SEEN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
COULD THIS PLOT
BE ANY HOKIER?
YOU WOULDN'T THINK SO,
BUT THEN...
I AM THE DR. MIXER,
THE LOCAL MAD SCIENTIST.
I HAVE BEEN BUILDING
THIS ATOMIC NUTCRACKER
FOR THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS.
I WILL SHOW YOU ALL
THAT THIS IS REALLY
FREDDY ADDISON.
[ALL GASP]
[CRUNCH]
YAY!
[CROWD CHEERING]
FREDDY!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
LET'S ZAP HER OUT.
WELL, THAT WAS
TOTALLY AWESOME.
MY FIRST INTERACTIVE MOVIE.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
I DON'T THINK SO,
HARVEY.
I'M ALL MOVIED OUT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
CHLOE?
I SAY WE GO BOWLING
NEXT TIME.
I'LL SAY ONE THING
FOR YOU, SABRINA.
YOU SPENT THE NIGHT
INSIDE A MOVIE,
AND YOU STILL MANAGED TO
KEEP THAT SILLY HAT ON.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS HAT IS SILLY.
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
HEY, EVERYONE,
HEY, GEM,
CHECK OUT
MY NEW 'DO.
[APPLAUSE]
JUST A MOMENT!
CAN I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
THANK YOU.
NOW, MOVIE STAR
OR NOT, YOU 3 KIDS
SNUCK IN.
AND BECAUSE OF THAT,
YOU HAVE TO PAY
THE CONSEQUENCES.
CONSEQUENCES?
I WANT THIS FLOOR SPOTLESS,
ABSOLUTELY SPOTLESS.
SABRINA, ARE WE
IN THE MOVIES RIGHT NOW?
THIS IS REAL LIFE,
HARVEY.
IT'S JUST REAL LIFE.
[LAUGHTER]
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