Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 51 - Strange New World - full transcript
When Sabrina is on the fast track to losing the Science Fair, she decides to get a little help....by conjuring up a young Thomas Edison. At first Tom is a pro at helping Sabrina until things start to disappear. She learns that with Tom gone from his place in time, the things he created don't exist. She must get him back to his place in time before he is stuck in Greendale forever. And technology goes back to a time with no movies, video games or Eep. A mall.
[PURRING]
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
[GASPS]
[LAUGHS]
WHOA!
[SIGHS]
WELL,
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
TOMORROW'S
ANOTHER SCIENCE FAIR
AND ANOTHER CHANCE
FOR TOTAL HUMILIATION.
OH, COME ON.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
OH, NO?
LOOK AT THE COMPETITION!
PI AND HARVEY
ARE CREATING COLD FUSION,
JIM AND LISA ARE BUILDING
A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR,
AND, AS USUAL, GEM
SMUGGLED IN A GERMAN SCIENTIST
AS HER LAB PARTNER.
WE'RE CREATING
A BLACK HOLE
THAT'LL, LIKE, OPEN INTO
AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
A JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL
STUDENT?
[GERMAN ACCENT]
OH, JA, JA,
MEIN HIP FLOWER POWER
GROOVY MAMA!
SO, BIG DEAL.
THERE'S
NOTHING WRONG
WITH YOUR PROJECT.
OH, RIGHT. "THE WONDERS
OF COMMUNICATION."
2 SOUP CANS
AND A STRING.
MY LAB PARTNER'S
BRILLIANT IDEA.
THAT'S RIGHT, SPELLMAN,
MY IDEA.
AND JUST 'CAUSE THEY
MADE US LAB PARTNERS
DOESN'T MEAN
I'M SHARING FIRST PRIZE.
ABOUT TIME HE BEAMED
UP TO THE MOTHER
SHIP, ISN'T IT?
HEY, SABRINA, CHLOE,
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?
HEH HEH. IT'S, LIKE,
THE LAMEST PROJECT
IN THE SCIENCE FAIR.
OH, UM, YEAH!
IT'S PRETTY BAD, HUH?
PI AND ME
HAVE GOT A WICKED ENTRY.
COME ON.
CHECK IT OUT.
COOL.
VERY COOL.
Pi: COLD FUSION,
TO BE EXACT,
DUDE AND DUDETTES.
WE'RE GONNA
TRANSFER HYDROGEN ATOMS
THROUGH
A SUPER COOL CONDUCTOR
TO CREATE
AN UNLIMITED POWER SOURCE.
Pi: WHAT YA THINK?
WELL, IT'S NO
SOUP CANS ON A STRING,
BUT I GUESS IT'S OK.
OK?
IT'S SO HIGH UP
ON THE GENIUS SCALE,
MY EARS POPPED.
HEY,
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
PI'S ONLY
THE SMARTEST KID
IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
AND GREENDALE.
THANK YOU,
ADORING PUBLIC.
I'D BLUSH
IF IT WEREN'T SO TRUE.
ANYWAY, I'VE JUST GOT
A FEW QUANTUM VARIABLES
LEFT TO FIGURE OUT
AND IT'S DONE.
HEY, PIE-FACE!
KINKLE!
WHAT DO YOU CALL
THAT PIECE OF JUNK?
"LAST CHANCE
FOR LOSERS"?
HA HA HA!
UH-OH, ONE OF
THE EXPERIMENTS
GOT LOOSE.
[SABRINA LAUGHS]
YOU KNOW
THE RULES, KINKLE.
LOSERS FORFEIT
THEIR LUNCH.
THAT'S NOT MY LUNCH.
Boy: ANYONE SEEN
THE MOLDY BREAD
I WAS USING FOR
MY PENICILLIN PROJECT?
[ALL GASP]
AH, BLECCH!
[GAGS]
NO!
WELL, THE DAY WASN'T AS
HUMILIATING AS I'D HOPED,
BUT AT LEAST I GOT
BARFED ON BY A HALF-WIT.
OH, MY TUM-TUM
IS ALL HURTY INSIDE.
[SIGHS] I JUST
CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
THE SCIENCE FAIR
IS TOMORROW,
AND NOW, WITH HURL BOY
OUT OF ACTION,
I DON'T EVEN
HAVE A PARTNER TO BLAME
MY MISERABLE PROJECT ON.
BOY, SABRINA,
SLUGLOAF
GOT YA GOOD.
GROSS!
GOTTA ADMIT, THOUGH,
HE SHOWED
SOME MAJOR VELOCITY.
[LAUGHS]
THANKS, GUYS, FOR
YOUR SENSITIVITY AND CARING.
I'M TRULY TOUCHED.
OH, THIS STUPID LOCKER'S
STUCK AGAIN.
PI, CAN YOU--
NO PROBLEMO,
MI AMIGA.
Harvey:
OUR GENIUS AT WORK.
UH-OH. VICE
PRINCIPAL PEEVISH!
GOTCHA!
WHOA!
[SNICKERS]
OH, THOUGHT YOU'D
LAUGH AT THE LAW, EH?
WELL, MISTER,
YOUR SKATEBOARDING DAYS
ARE OVER!
OK, LISTEN UP!
THE ONE THING I WON'T
TOLERATE IN MY HALLWAYS
IS SKATEBOARDING.
LIPSCOMB HIRED ME
TO KEEP YOU RAGAMUFFINS
IN LINE,
SO, BY GOLLY,
YOU ALL BETTER START WALKING
THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW
OR ELSE!
TAKE A LAST LOOK,
MISTER...
[GULPS]
'CAUSE YOU'RE
HEADING FOR...
DETENTION!
[GASPS]
BOY, THE NEW
VICE PRINCIPAL
SURE IS TOUGH.
SO IS THIS LOCKER,
BUT I THINK
I GOT IT FIGURED OUT.
MUST BE NICE
TO HAVE A GENIUS PARTNER.
[SIGHS]
OR ANY PARTNER.
WELL, YOU'VE ONLY
GOT ONE DAY LEFT,
SO, IF YOU
CAN'T FIND ONE,
YOU BETTER INVENT ONE
AND FAST.
[SNIFFS] PHEW.
BUT MAYBE FIRST YOU
SHOULD GO HOME AT LUNCH
AND CHANGE CLOTHES.
INVENT ONE.
HMM.
GOT IT. NOW,
STAND BACK AND BEHOLD
A GENIUS AT WORK.
OPEN SESAME.
[BEEPS]
[GASPS]
HEH HEH. UH...
I MEANT TO DO THAT.
SALEM!
[FISH SQUEALS]
AHOY THERE,
LANDLUBBER!
JUST, UM...
EXPLAINING
THE FOOD CHAIN
TO OUR NEWER RESIDENTS.
SALEM, QUICK,
WHO WAS THE GREATEST
INVENTOR IN HISTORY?
NO CONTEST. THE GUY WHO
INVENTED THE CAN OPENER.
SALEM, I'M SERIOUS!
I DON'T KNOW.
PROBABLY
THOMAS ALVA EDISON.
THOMAS ALVA EDISON,
OF COURSE!
I SHOULD KNOW THAT!
SALEM, I'M GOING
TO HAVE THE WORLD'S
GREATEST LAB PARTNER.
I'M GOING TO CONJURE UP
THE 12-YEAR-OLD THOMAS EDISON
FROM THE PAST!
WITH HIS GENIUS,
HE'S SURE TO COOK UP
SOMETHING AWESOME
WE COULD USE
TO WIN THE SCIENCE FAIR.
HMM. THINK
HE COULD INVENT
THE AUTOMATIC
TUMMY SCRATCHER?
FROM THE ETERNAL DEPTHS
I ARISE
TO BRING FORTH A--
SPOOKIE...
I NEED A SPELL
TO BRING THOMAS EDISON
FORWARD IN TIME.
AND CAN YOU HURRY IT UP?
I'M ON MY LUNCH BREAK.
OH!
BY ALL MEANS,
SKIP THE ELOQUENT INTRO.
IT'S ALL RUSH, RUSH
NOWADAYS.
HERE'S
YOUR LITTLE SPELL.
OF COURSE, YOU REALIZE
IT COULD DISRUPT
THE FLUX OF
THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM
AND MEAN THE END
OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.
BUT, HEY,
YOU'RE IN A HURRY.
IF GENIUS OUT OF TIME
YOU SEEK
TO CURE THE INVENTION
THAT BE WEAK,
THEN LET
THE PROMISED MEDICINE
BE YOUNG THOMAS EDISON.
WHAT STRANGE DREAM
IS THIS?
EXACTLY, MR. EDISON--
ER, TOM.
IT'S A DREAM.
IT'S A FUTURE DREAM
WHERE YOU GET TO GO
TO FUTURE SCHOOL
AND INVENT FUTURE STUFF
FOR A FUTURE FIRST PRIZE.
AND I'M SABRINA,
YOUR DREAMY HOST.
[GASPS]
AND WHAT MANNER
OF MECHANICAL
WIZARDRY IS THIS?
Sabrina: YOU
GET RIGHT DOWN
TO BUSINESS.
I LIKE THAT.
IT'S CALLED
A BOOM BOX.
IT PLAYS MUSIC.
YOU CAN CHECK IT OUT
WHILE I CHANGE
MY CLOTHES.
BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
BOOM BOX?
OK, TOM,
LET'S GO TO SCHOOL.
TOM?
OH, MAN, HE TOOK APART
THE BOOM BOX.
FIGURES.
TOM, WHERE ARE YOU?
[GASPS]
MAN,
THEY WEREN'T KIDDING
WHEN THEY SAID
EDISON WAS MR. CURIOSITY.
HE TOOK THE WHOLE
KITCHEN APART!
EXCEPT THIS.
NOBODY MESSES
WITH MY CAN OPENER.
SALEM, WHERE IS HE?
IN THE GARAGE,
LOOKING AT QUIGLEY'S CAR.
OH, NO!
[CLANKING AND RATTLING]
THIS DREAM IS FILLED
WITH WONDERFUL DEVICES!
[GASPS]
Tom: PLEASED
TO MEET YOU, FELLAS.
YOU, TOO, MA'AM.
TOM'S
AN EXCHANGE STUDENT
FROM, UH,
NOVA SCOTIA.
HE'S REAL SMART.
Chloe: SMART ENOUGH
TO OPEN THIS LOCKER?
IT'S STILL STUCK.
HMM.
I'LL BE GLAD
TO TRY.
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME,
MY MAN.
I TRIED IT.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
[CLINK]
WOW! COOL MOVE!
WE NEVER THOUGHT
OF POPPING THE HINGES.
TOM,
YOU'RE A GENIUS!
[SCOFFS]
I SUPPOSE,
IF YOU TAKE
THE OBVIOUS ROUTE.
AND WHAT
IS THIS CONVEYANCE?
YOU DON'T HAVE SKATEBOARDS
IN NOVA SCOTIA?
SKATEBOARD?
NEVER HEARD OF IT.
HOW DOES IT OPERATE?
COME ON. I'LL TAKE YOU
TO OUR SECRET SPOT
AND SHOW YA.
YOU'LL BE SHREDDIN'
PAVEMENT IN NO TIME.
YO, HARV MAN,
THAT'S OUR SECRET SPOT!
LIKE, JUST YOU AND ME!
OK, I KNOW YOU'RE
UP TO SOMETHING.
WHO IS THIS TOM GUY?
HEY. WEREN'T YOU
JUST WEARING HEADPHONES?
HEADPHONES?
SABRINA, WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT ARE HEADPHONES?
HUH? ARE YOU KIDDING?
I MEAN, LIKE THESE.
[GASPS]
THAT'S WEIRD.
REALLY, REALLY WEIRD.
BY MOVING THIS MAGNET
ACROSS A COIL,
YOU CAN CREATE
ELECTRICAL POWER.
MAGNETS ARE GOOD
FOR MUCH MORE THAN
JUST PICKING THINGS UP.
YOU'RE, LIKE,
THE MOST AMAZING BRAINIAC
I HAVE EVER MET.
THAT TOM IS
SOME WHIZ KID, HUH?
YEAH, A REGULAR
THOMAS EDISON.
HEY, TOM, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME
WITH MY SCIENCE PROJECT.
OH, BUT I HAVE!
I'VE MADE
A BATCH OF INVENTIONS.
GREAT!
SOMETHING I THINK
THE WORLD IS CRYING OUT FOR.
A STAGECOACH SPEEDOMETER!
OH, UH...
AND, FOR TODAY'S
RIDER ON THE MOVE,
A 2-SPEED
HORSESHOE ORGANIZER!
UH, LOOK, TOM--
AND HERE'S WHAT
I THINK YOU'LL FIND
PARTICULARLY USEFUL.
AN AUTOMATIC SHOE BUTTONER
FOR HIGH-BUTTONED SHOES!
HEH, NICE, EH?
PERFECT.
JUST PERFECT.
YOU'RE...
NOT PLEASED?
THESE ARE VERY
INGENIOUS, TOM, HONEST.
BUT, SEE, THEY'RE
KIND OF OUT-OF-DATE,
AND UNLESS
WE WANT TO WIN
THE WEIRD ANTIQUE AWARD,
I GOTTA FIND A WAY
TO CLUE YOU TO
WHAT'S NEW AND CURRENT.
Harvey:
HEY, TOM-MAN!
COME ON OVER
AND FEAST YOUR BRAIN
ON OUR PROJECT.
SEE,
THESE WIRES RUN, UH...
UH, SOME ATOMS
INTO THIS ICEBOX THING,
AND OUT COMES
FREE ENERGY AND STUFF.
IT'S COLD FUSION,
NEW DUDE,
WHICH IS A LOT HIGHER
UP THE SCIENTIFIC SCALE
THAN MAGNETS.
Tom: BUT WON'T THIS
LOOP THE ENERGY BACK INSIDE
AND CAUSE IT
TO OVERHEAT AND EXPLODE?
Pi: PUH-LEASE.
WATCH AND LEARN.
PATHETIC HOW THESE
AMATEURS TRY TO QUESTION
US CUTTING-EDGE
RESEARCHERS.
[SCOFFS]
[BOTH GASP]
[EXPLOSION]
[ALL COUGHING]
I'VE GOTTA
FIGURE OUT SOME WAY
TO GET TOM UP TO DATE,
TECHNOLOGY WISE.
HOW 'BOUT
WE HIT THE MALL?
THAT'LL WORK.
COME ON!
HEY, IF TOM'S IN,
I'M IN.
HARVSTER, IF YOU
COULD BREAK AWAY
FROM THE TOM FAN CLUB,
YOU'LL NOTICE WE'VE GOT
TO REBUILD OUR PROJECT.
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
THEN, AFTER,
WE CAN SHOW IT TO TOM,
AND HE CAN
MAKE SURE IT WORKS.
UHH.
Man: ALL RIGHT,
STEAM BOY,
PICK UP THIS MESS
OR IT'S DOUBLE DETENTION!
PICTURES THAT MOVE?
LIGHTS THAT DANCE?
WHERE DID SO MANY
WONDERFUL INVENTIONS
COME FROM?
AND WHERE EXACTLY
DID HE COME FROM, SABRINA?
OK, I'M BUSTED.
HE'S THE YOUNG
THOMAS EDISON,
AND I BROUGHT HIM
OUT OF THE PAST
SO HE COULD
COMPETE WITH GEM
AT THE SCIENCE FAIR.
THE EDISON?
YOU MEAN THE GUY
WHO INVENTED EVERYTHING?
YEP. LIGHT BULBS,
RECORD PLAYERS, MOVIES.
THE WORKS.
MOVIES?
WHAT ARE THOSE?
COME ON. QUIT KIDDING.
I'M NOT.
WHAT ARE MOVIES?
CINEMA. FILM.
MOVIES?
HUH?
[GASPS]
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING
INVENTION YET.
A SAUSAGE COVERED
IN A FOAM OF CORN!
OH, MAN!
THIS IS GETTING SPOOKY.
SPOOKIE!
UM, STAY HERE.
I GOTTA MAKE A CALL.
SALEM? I THINK
I'VE GOT A BIG PROBLEM.
YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS?
I JUST WANTED TO GET
A CARD GAME GOING,
BUT I MUST HAVE CAST
THE WRONG SPELL.
[POLKA MUSIC PLAYING]
I SAID POKER,
NOT POLKA!
AH!
PLEASE, SALEM,
WHAT WAS IT SPOOKIE MEANT
ABOUT DISRUPTING TIME?
'CAUSE I'M SEEING
MOVIES AND RECORDS
AND THINGS DISAPPEAR!
OK, OK.
LET ME LOOK UP
THE SPELL
IN THE SPELL BOOK.
HMM. A LOT
OF WARNINGS HERE.
[MUMBLES] DOOM...
[MUMBLES]
PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS...
[MUMBLES]
PLANETS COLLIDE...
WHAT?
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
I'M GETTING TO IT!
LET'S SEE. WELL...
ACCORDING TO THIS,
SINCE YOU TOOK EDISON
OUT OF THE 19th CENTURY,
THERE'S NO ONE
BACK THERE TO INVENT
THE THINGS HE INVENTED,
WHICH IS WHY THEY'RE
ALL NOW GOING BYE-BYE.
BUT ONCE I GET TOM BACK,
EVERYTHING HE INVENTED
WILL RETURN, RIGHT?
SORRY, KEMO SABE,
BUT IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
IT SAYS HERE,
"EVERY HOUR BE WORSE,
AND THE SEVENTH
BE FINAL."
OH, MAN, I CAST
THE SPELL AT NOON!
IT'S 6:00!
WHICH MEANS
YOU'VE GOT ONE HOUR
TO GET HIM BACK HERE
OR ALL OF HIS INVENTIONS
WILL DISAPPEAR FOREVER!
AND ALL THE INVENTIONS
THAT CAME FROM
HIS INVENTIONS!
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE
ME, I'VE GOT A SOLO.
[TRUMPETS]
CHLOE, WHERE'S TOM?
HE SAID HE FOUND A WAY
TO FIX HARVEY AND PI'S
SCIENCE PROJECT
AND BLAZED OUTTA HERE.
COME ON, AND HURRY!
PI, I'VE GOT
A GREAT IDEA FOR YOUR
COLD FUSION EXPERIMENT!
NO, THANKS, MR. PESTOID.
TELL IT TO HARVEY,
YOUR FAN CLUB PRESIDENT.
UH, WELL...
OK.
SAY, WHERE IS HARVEY?
HE JUST LEFT
TO DO SOME BOARDIN'.
WHY DON'T YOU
GO FIND HIM?
HMM.
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
HERE!
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
STILL CATCH HARVEY
IF YOU GO THAT WAY.
OH, AND BE SURE
TO MAKE LOTS OF NOISE
SO HE'LL HEAR YOU.
THANKS, PI!
[GRUNTS]
OH, ALL RIGHT, MISTER.
THAT'S IT!
I WARNED
ALL YOU SKATEBOARDERS.
NOW IT'S TIME
TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE.
YOU'RE GOING
STRAIGHT TO...
SUPER FINAL,
TRIPLE SECRET DETENTION!
[PANTING]
PI, HAVE YOU
SEEN TOM?
HUH?
Harvey: TOM
JUST GOT BUSTED!
SOMETHING CALLED
A SUPER FINAL,
TRIPLE SECRET DETENTION!
LESS
THAN AN HOUR!
WE GOTTA
FIND TOM NOW!
YES, BUT WHERE ON EARTH
IS SUPER FINAL,
TRIPLE SECRET DETENTION?
[LAUGHING]
I DON'T GET IT.
HOW'D A SWEET GUY
LIKE TOM
GET SENT TO DETENTION?
SKATEBOARDING
IN THE HALLWAY.
HEY, PI,
WHERE'S YOUR BOARD?
UH, UH...
MY BOARD?
UH, GEE,
I DON'T KNOW.
PI, WHY ARE YOU
ACTING SO WEIRD?
W--WEIRD?
UH, I'M NOT.
ALL RIGHT, PI,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE TO TOM?
ALL RIGHT, I DID IT!
I CONFESS,
I SET HIM UP.
OH, PI,
HOW COULD YOU?
I--I'M SORRY.
HE JUST SHOWED UP
ALL BRAINY-LIKE,
AND YOU GUYS
ALL FORGOT ABOUT ME.
PI,
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
YOU OUGHT
TO KNOW BY NOW
HOW MUCH WE RESPECT
THAT BIG BRAIN
OF YOURS.
WE WERE JUST HELPING
THE NEW GUY FIT IN.
[GULPS]
YOU--YOU WERE?
SURE.
AND JUST 'CAUSE
WE ADMIRE HIM
DOESN'T MEAN
WE ADMIRE YOU ANY LESS.
HEH.
FOR A SMART GUY,
I GUESS I WAS
PRETTY DUMB.
[CHUCKLES]
YES, YOU WERE.
NOW CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS
ON FINDING TOM, LIKE, NOW?
WELL, GEE, SABRINA,
WHAT'S THE BIG RUSH?
IT'S BECAUSE, UH...
TOM HAS TO BE
OUT OF THE COUNTRY BY 7:00
OR HIS, UM,
EXIT VISA EXPIRES
AND HE HAS TO
STAY HERE FOREVER!
MAN, NOVA SCOTIA'S
A TOUGH COUNTRY.
I LOST HIM,
SO IT'S MY JOB
TO FIND HIM.
MY TRACKER CAN PICK UP
THE HOMING DEVICE
I'VE GOT
ON MY SKATEBOARD.
[WHIRRING]
COME ON, BABY,
TELL PAPA
WHERE THE BIG BAD MAN
TOOK YOU AND TOM.
[BEEPS]
THERE, GOT IT!
THE GYM!
THIS PART OF MY DREAM
ISN'T MUCH FUN.
HMM, DREAM?
OH,
THIS IS NO DREAM,
MR. RULES-DON'T-
APPLY-TO-ME.
OH, TODAY YOU TWO
ARE THE OPENING SALVOS
IN MY WAR OF COMPLETE
STUDENT-BODY SUBMISSION.
US TWO?
[GERMAN ACCENT]
I BEGGED HIM
TO LOCK ME AWAY!
ANYTHING'S BETTER
THAN ONE MORE SECOND
WITH THAT
EVIL LITTLE CHILD!
LESS THAN 40 MINUTES.
HURRY!
[BEEPING]
WHERE ARE WE GOING,
SABRINA?
TO THE GYM, LIKE
PI'S TRACKING DEVICE
IS TELLING US.
WHAT'S
A TRACKING DEVICE?
[GASPS]
OH, NO.
EVEN CARS ARE GOING!
WHAT ARE CARS?
[CREAKING]
Harvey: "ABANDON HOPE
ALL YE WHO ENTER." HMM.
SOUNDS LIKE VICE
PRINCIPAL PEEVISH TO ME.
[DING]
Sabrina:
I KNOW, I KNOW.
WHAT'S A LIGHT BULB?
THIRD FLOOR.
DETENTION CENTER
ON YOUR RIGHT.
BE SURE TO VISIT
THE PETTING ZOO.
[PEEVISH WHISTLING]
Chloe: BUT HOW DO WE
GET HIM OUT OF THERE?
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
"TOM, STAND BACK.
"WE'RE ABOUT TO--
CONTINUED ON NEXT ROCK."
"BREAK YOU
OUT OF DETENTION."
[GASPS]
JUMPING JUDGE JUDY!
[GRUNTS]
IT PAYS TO WATCH
OLD WESTERNS.
HI HO, SILVER.
AWAY!
[WHINNIES]
THANKS FOR LOANING ME
YOUR SKATEBOARD, PI!
UH, NO PROBLEM.
SO LONG, TOM-DUDE.
SHOW 'EM
HOW TO BOARD
IN NOVA SCOTIA!
Pi: AH!
Peevish: GOTCHA!
OH, ALL RIGHT, MISTER.
YOU'RE SPENDING
THE NEXT 3 HOURS
IN ULTRA FINAL,
QUADRUPLE SECRET DETENTION!
AND--AND EVEN I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT IS!
OH, MAN.
[HORSE SNUFFLES]
ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT!
WATCH OUT,
TRAFFIC ACCIDENT!
All: WHOA!
Sabrina: WHEW.
Salem:
IT'S ABOUT TIME!
I GOT A MICROWAVE DINNER
GETTING COLD
BECAUSE
THERE'S NO MICROWAVES!
Sabrina: YIKES!
ONE MINUTE LEFT!
IT'S BEEN SWELL, TOM,
BUT YOU GOTTA GO BACK TO
WAKE UP FROM YOUR DREAM
BEFORE MY NIGHTMARE
BECOMES PERMANENT.
I DON'T THINK
I'LL EVER HAVE
A MORE INVENTIVE DREAM.
OH, I THINK YOU WILL.
LOTS OF INVENTIVE DREAMS.
[SLURPS]
WHEW. CLOSE CALL.
MMM-MMM!
MMM, NOTHING LIKE
AN OLD-FASHIONED
MICROWAVE DINNER.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
I HOPE THIS FAIR
HAS HELPED TEACH YOU ALL
THE IMPORTANCE
OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
IN OUR LIVES.
Sabrina:
IT CERTAINLY HAS FOR ME,
BUT, AFTER ALL THAT TROUBLE,
I STILL ENDED UP
WITH SOUP CANS AND STRING.
LOOK, SABRINA,
TOM'S IDEAS ABOUT
MAGNETIC MOTORS
GOT BERNARD AND ME
FIRST PLACE!
WHOA, WHOA!
COURSE, IT DID HELP
THAT SOME
OF THE OTHER ENTRIES
DIDN'T WORK OUT
SO WELL.
[GRUNTING]
[GASPING]
WHOA!
STOP CIRCLING ME!
STAND BACK!
YOU MIGHT
GET CAUGHT IN THE
GRAVITATIONAL PULL
AND ORBIT HER
FOR YEARS!
All: WHOA!
HANS?
HANS!
[LAUGHTER]
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
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♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
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[GASPS]
[LAUGHS]
WHOA!
[SIGHS]
WELL,
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
TOMORROW'S
ANOTHER SCIENCE FAIR
AND ANOTHER CHANCE
FOR TOTAL HUMILIATION.
OH, COME ON.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
OH, NO?
LOOK AT THE COMPETITION!
PI AND HARVEY
ARE CREATING COLD FUSION,
JIM AND LISA ARE BUILDING
A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR,
AND, AS USUAL, GEM
SMUGGLED IN A GERMAN SCIENTIST
AS HER LAB PARTNER.
WE'RE CREATING
A BLACK HOLE
THAT'LL, LIKE, OPEN INTO
AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
A JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL
STUDENT?
[GERMAN ACCENT]
OH, JA, JA,
MEIN HIP FLOWER POWER
GROOVY MAMA!
SO, BIG DEAL.
THERE'S
NOTHING WRONG
WITH YOUR PROJECT.
OH, RIGHT. "THE WONDERS
OF COMMUNICATION."
2 SOUP CANS
AND A STRING.
MY LAB PARTNER'S
BRILLIANT IDEA.
THAT'S RIGHT, SPELLMAN,
MY IDEA.
AND JUST 'CAUSE THEY
MADE US LAB PARTNERS
DOESN'T MEAN
I'M SHARING FIRST PRIZE.
ABOUT TIME HE BEAMED
UP TO THE MOTHER
SHIP, ISN'T IT?
HEY, SABRINA, CHLOE,
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?
HEH HEH. IT'S, LIKE,
THE LAMEST PROJECT
IN THE SCIENCE FAIR.
OH, UM, YEAH!
IT'S PRETTY BAD, HUH?
PI AND ME
HAVE GOT A WICKED ENTRY.
COME ON.
CHECK IT OUT.
COOL.
VERY COOL.
Pi: COLD FUSION,
TO BE EXACT,
DUDE AND DUDETTES.
WE'RE GONNA
TRANSFER HYDROGEN ATOMS
THROUGH
A SUPER COOL CONDUCTOR
TO CREATE
AN UNLIMITED POWER SOURCE.
Pi: WHAT YA THINK?
WELL, IT'S NO
SOUP CANS ON A STRING,
BUT I GUESS IT'S OK.
OK?
IT'S SO HIGH UP
ON THE GENIUS SCALE,
MY EARS POPPED.
HEY,
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
PI'S ONLY
THE SMARTEST KID
IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
AND GREENDALE.
THANK YOU,
ADORING PUBLIC.
I'D BLUSH
IF IT WEREN'T SO TRUE.
ANYWAY, I'VE JUST GOT
A FEW QUANTUM VARIABLES
LEFT TO FIGURE OUT
AND IT'S DONE.
HEY, PIE-FACE!
KINKLE!
WHAT DO YOU CALL
THAT PIECE OF JUNK?
"LAST CHANCE
FOR LOSERS"?
HA HA HA!
UH-OH, ONE OF
THE EXPERIMENTS
GOT LOOSE.
[SABRINA LAUGHS]
YOU KNOW
THE RULES, KINKLE.
LOSERS FORFEIT
THEIR LUNCH.
THAT'S NOT MY LUNCH.
Boy: ANYONE SEEN
THE MOLDY BREAD
I WAS USING FOR
MY PENICILLIN PROJECT?
[ALL GASP]
AH, BLECCH!
[GAGS]
NO!
WELL, THE DAY WASN'T AS
HUMILIATING AS I'D HOPED,
BUT AT LEAST I GOT
BARFED ON BY A HALF-WIT.
OH, MY TUM-TUM
IS ALL HURTY INSIDE.
[SIGHS] I JUST
CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
THE SCIENCE FAIR
IS TOMORROW,
AND NOW, WITH HURL BOY
OUT OF ACTION,
I DON'T EVEN
HAVE A PARTNER TO BLAME
MY MISERABLE PROJECT ON.
BOY, SABRINA,
SLUGLOAF
GOT YA GOOD.
GROSS!
GOTTA ADMIT, THOUGH,
HE SHOWED
SOME MAJOR VELOCITY.
[LAUGHS]
THANKS, GUYS, FOR
YOUR SENSITIVITY AND CARING.
I'M TRULY TOUCHED.
OH, THIS STUPID LOCKER'S
STUCK AGAIN.
PI, CAN YOU--
NO PROBLEMO,
MI AMIGA.
Harvey:
OUR GENIUS AT WORK.
UH-OH. VICE
PRINCIPAL PEEVISH!
GOTCHA!
WHOA!
[SNICKERS]
OH, THOUGHT YOU'D
LAUGH AT THE LAW, EH?
WELL, MISTER,
YOUR SKATEBOARDING DAYS
ARE OVER!
OK, LISTEN UP!
THE ONE THING I WON'T
TOLERATE IN MY HALLWAYS
IS SKATEBOARDING.
LIPSCOMB HIRED ME
TO KEEP YOU RAGAMUFFINS
IN LINE,
SO, BY GOLLY,
YOU ALL BETTER START WALKING
THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW
OR ELSE!
TAKE A LAST LOOK,
MISTER...
[GULPS]
'CAUSE YOU'RE
HEADING FOR...
DETENTION!
[GASPS]
BOY, THE NEW
VICE PRINCIPAL
SURE IS TOUGH.
SO IS THIS LOCKER,
BUT I THINK
I GOT IT FIGURED OUT.
MUST BE NICE
TO HAVE A GENIUS PARTNER.
[SIGHS]
OR ANY PARTNER.
WELL, YOU'VE ONLY
GOT ONE DAY LEFT,
SO, IF YOU
CAN'T FIND ONE,
YOU BETTER INVENT ONE
AND FAST.
[SNIFFS] PHEW.
BUT MAYBE FIRST YOU
SHOULD GO HOME AT LUNCH
AND CHANGE CLOTHES.
INVENT ONE.
HMM.
GOT IT. NOW,
STAND BACK AND BEHOLD
A GENIUS AT WORK.
OPEN SESAME.
[BEEPS]
[GASPS]
HEH HEH. UH...
I MEANT TO DO THAT.
SALEM!
[FISH SQUEALS]
AHOY THERE,
LANDLUBBER!
JUST, UM...
EXPLAINING
THE FOOD CHAIN
TO OUR NEWER RESIDENTS.
SALEM, QUICK,
WHO WAS THE GREATEST
INVENTOR IN HISTORY?
NO CONTEST. THE GUY WHO
INVENTED THE CAN OPENER.
SALEM, I'M SERIOUS!
I DON'T KNOW.
PROBABLY
THOMAS ALVA EDISON.
THOMAS ALVA EDISON,
OF COURSE!
I SHOULD KNOW THAT!
SALEM, I'M GOING
TO HAVE THE WORLD'S
GREATEST LAB PARTNER.
I'M GOING TO CONJURE UP
THE 12-YEAR-OLD THOMAS EDISON
FROM THE PAST!
WITH HIS GENIUS,
HE'S SURE TO COOK UP
SOMETHING AWESOME
WE COULD USE
TO WIN THE SCIENCE FAIR.
HMM. THINK
HE COULD INVENT
THE AUTOMATIC
TUMMY SCRATCHER?
FROM THE ETERNAL DEPTHS
I ARISE
TO BRING FORTH A--
SPOOKIE...
I NEED A SPELL
TO BRING THOMAS EDISON
FORWARD IN TIME.
AND CAN YOU HURRY IT UP?
I'M ON MY LUNCH BREAK.
OH!
BY ALL MEANS,
SKIP THE ELOQUENT INTRO.
IT'S ALL RUSH, RUSH
NOWADAYS.
HERE'S
YOUR LITTLE SPELL.
OF COURSE, YOU REALIZE
IT COULD DISRUPT
THE FLUX OF
THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM
AND MEAN THE END
OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.
BUT, HEY,
YOU'RE IN A HURRY.
IF GENIUS OUT OF TIME
YOU SEEK
TO CURE THE INVENTION
THAT BE WEAK,
THEN LET
THE PROMISED MEDICINE
BE YOUNG THOMAS EDISON.
WHAT STRANGE DREAM
IS THIS?
EXACTLY, MR. EDISON--
ER, TOM.
IT'S A DREAM.
IT'S A FUTURE DREAM
WHERE YOU GET TO GO
TO FUTURE SCHOOL
AND INVENT FUTURE STUFF
FOR A FUTURE FIRST PRIZE.
AND I'M SABRINA,
YOUR DREAMY HOST.
[GASPS]
AND WHAT MANNER
OF MECHANICAL
WIZARDRY IS THIS?
Sabrina: YOU
GET RIGHT DOWN
TO BUSINESS.
I LIKE THAT.
IT'S CALLED
A BOOM BOX.
IT PLAYS MUSIC.
YOU CAN CHECK IT OUT
WHILE I CHANGE
MY CLOTHES.
BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
BOOM BOX?
OK, TOM,
LET'S GO TO SCHOOL.
TOM?
OH, MAN, HE TOOK APART
THE BOOM BOX.
FIGURES.
TOM, WHERE ARE YOU?
[GASPS]
MAN,
THEY WEREN'T KIDDING
WHEN THEY SAID
EDISON WAS MR. CURIOSITY.
HE TOOK THE WHOLE
KITCHEN APART!
EXCEPT THIS.
NOBODY MESSES
WITH MY CAN OPENER.
SALEM, WHERE IS HE?
IN THE GARAGE,
LOOKING AT QUIGLEY'S CAR.
OH, NO!
[CLANKING AND RATTLING]
THIS DREAM IS FILLED
WITH WONDERFUL DEVICES!
[GASPS]
Tom: PLEASED
TO MEET YOU, FELLAS.
YOU, TOO, MA'AM.
TOM'S
AN EXCHANGE STUDENT
FROM, UH,
NOVA SCOTIA.
HE'S REAL SMART.
Chloe: SMART ENOUGH
TO OPEN THIS LOCKER?
IT'S STILL STUCK.
HMM.
I'LL BE GLAD
TO TRY.
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME,
MY MAN.
I TRIED IT.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
[CLINK]
WOW! COOL MOVE!
WE NEVER THOUGHT
OF POPPING THE HINGES.
TOM,
YOU'RE A GENIUS!
[SCOFFS]
I SUPPOSE,
IF YOU TAKE
THE OBVIOUS ROUTE.
AND WHAT
IS THIS CONVEYANCE?
YOU DON'T HAVE SKATEBOARDS
IN NOVA SCOTIA?
SKATEBOARD?
NEVER HEARD OF IT.
HOW DOES IT OPERATE?
COME ON. I'LL TAKE YOU
TO OUR SECRET SPOT
AND SHOW YA.
YOU'LL BE SHREDDIN'
PAVEMENT IN NO TIME.
YO, HARV MAN,
THAT'S OUR SECRET SPOT!
LIKE, JUST YOU AND ME!
OK, I KNOW YOU'RE
UP TO SOMETHING.
WHO IS THIS TOM GUY?
HEY. WEREN'T YOU
JUST WEARING HEADPHONES?
HEADPHONES?
SABRINA, WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT ARE HEADPHONES?
HUH? ARE YOU KIDDING?
I MEAN, LIKE THESE.
[GASPS]
THAT'S WEIRD.
REALLY, REALLY WEIRD.
BY MOVING THIS MAGNET
ACROSS A COIL,
YOU CAN CREATE
ELECTRICAL POWER.
MAGNETS ARE GOOD
FOR MUCH MORE THAN
JUST PICKING THINGS UP.
YOU'RE, LIKE,
THE MOST AMAZING BRAINIAC
I HAVE EVER MET.
THAT TOM IS
SOME WHIZ KID, HUH?
YEAH, A REGULAR
THOMAS EDISON.
HEY, TOM, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME
WITH MY SCIENCE PROJECT.
OH, BUT I HAVE!
I'VE MADE
A BATCH OF INVENTIONS.
GREAT!
SOMETHING I THINK
THE WORLD IS CRYING OUT FOR.
A STAGECOACH SPEEDOMETER!
OH, UH...
AND, FOR TODAY'S
RIDER ON THE MOVE,
A 2-SPEED
HORSESHOE ORGANIZER!
UH, LOOK, TOM--
AND HERE'S WHAT
I THINK YOU'LL FIND
PARTICULARLY USEFUL.
AN AUTOMATIC SHOE BUTTONER
FOR HIGH-BUTTONED SHOES!
HEH, NICE, EH?
PERFECT.
JUST PERFECT.
YOU'RE...
NOT PLEASED?
THESE ARE VERY
INGENIOUS, TOM, HONEST.
BUT, SEE, THEY'RE
KIND OF OUT-OF-DATE,
AND UNLESS
WE WANT TO WIN
THE WEIRD ANTIQUE AWARD,
I GOTTA FIND A WAY
TO CLUE YOU TO
WHAT'S NEW AND CURRENT.
Harvey:
HEY, TOM-MAN!
COME ON OVER
AND FEAST YOUR BRAIN
ON OUR PROJECT.
SEE,
THESE WIRES RUN, UH...
UH, SOME ATOMS
INTO THIS ICEBOX THING,
AND OUT COMES
FREE ENERGY AND STUFF.
IT'S COLD FUSION,
NEW DUDE,
WHICH IS A LOT HIGHER
UP THE SCIENTIFIC SCALE
THAN MAGNETS.
Tom: BUT WON'T THIS
LOOP THE ENERGY BACK INSIDE
AND CAUSE IT
TO OVERHEAT AND EXPLODE?
Pi: PUH-LEASE.
WATCH AND LEARN.
PATHETIC HOW THESE
AMATEURS TRY TO QUESTION
US CUTTING-EDGE
RESEARCHERS.
[SCOFFS]
[BOTH GASP]
[EXPLOSION]
[ALL COUGHING]
I'VE GOTTA
FIGURE OUT SOME WAY
TO GET TOM UP TO DATE,
TECHNOLOGY WISE.
HOW 'BOUT
WE HIT THE MALL?
THAT'LL WORK.
COME ON!
HEY, IF TOM'S IN,
I'M IN.
HARVSTER, IF YOU
COULD BREAK AWAY
FROM THE TOM FAN CLUB,
YOU'LL NOTICE WE'VE GOT
TO REBUILD OUR PROJECT.
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
THEN, AFTER,
WE CAN SHOW IT TO TOM,
AND HE CAN
MAKE SURE IT WORKS.
UHH.
Man: ALL RIGHT,
STEAM BOY,
PICK UP THIS MESS
OR IT'S DOUBLE DETENTION!
PICTURES THAT MOVE?
LIGHTS THAT DANCE?
WHERE DID SO MANY
WONDERFUL INVENTIONS
COME FROM?
AND WHERE EXACTLY
DID HE COME FROM, SABRINA?
OK, I'M BUSTED.
HE'S THE YOUNG
THOMAS EDISON,
AND I BROUGHT HIM
OUT OF THE PAST
SO HE COULD
COMPETE WITH GEM
AT THE SCIENCE FAIR.
THE EDISON?
YOU MEAN THE GUY
WHO INVENTED EVERYTHING?
YEP. LIGHT BULBS,
RECORD PLAYERS, MOVIES.
THE WORKS.
MOVIES?
WHAT ARE THOSE?
COME ON. QUIT KIDDING.
I'M NOT.
WHAT ARE MOVIES?
CINEMA. FILM.
MOVIES?
HUH?
[GASPS]
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING
INVENTION YET.
A SAUSAGE COVERED
IN A FOAM OF CORN!
OH, MAN!
THIS IS GETTING SPOOKY.
SPOOKIE!
UM, STAY HERE.
I GOTTA MAKE A CALL.
SALEM? I THINK
I'VE GOT A BIG PROBLEM.
YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS?
I JUST WANTED TO GET
A CARD GAME GOING,
BUT I MUST HAVE CAST
THE WRONG SPELL.
[POLKA MUSIC PLAYING]
I SAID POKER,
NOT POLKA!
AH!
PLEASE, SALEM,
WHAT WAS IT SPOOKIE MEANT
ABOUT DISRUPTING TIME?
'CAUSE I'M SEEING
MOVIES AND RECORDS
AND THINGS DISAPPEAR!
OK, OK.
LET ME LOOK UP
THE SPELL
IN THE SPELL BOOK.
HMM. A LOT
OF WARNINGS HERE.
[MUMBLES] DOOM...
[MUMBLES]
PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS...
[MUMBLES]
PLANETS COLLIDE...
WHAT?
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
I'M GETTING TO IT!
LET'S SEE. WELL...
ACCORDING TO THIS,
SINCE YOU TOOK EDISON
OUT OF THE 19th CENTURY,
THERE'S NO ONE
BACK THERE TO INVENT
THE THINGS HE INVENTED,
WHICH IS WHY THEY'RE
ALL NOW GOING BYE-BYE.
BUT ONCE I GET TOM BACK,
EVERYTHING HE INVENTED
WILL RETURN, RIGHT?
SORRY, KEMO SABE,
BUT IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
IT SAYS HERE,
"EVERY HOUR BE WORSE,
AND THE SEVENTH
BE FINAL."
OH, MAN, I CAST
THE SPELL AT NOON!
IT'S 6:00!
WHICH MEANS
YOU'VE GOT ONE HOUR
TO GET HIM BACK HERE
OR ALL OF HIS INVENTIONS
WILL DISAPPEAR FOREVER!
AND ALL THE INVENTIONS
THAT CAME FROM
HIS INVENTIONS!
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE
ME, I'VE GOT A SOLO.
[TRUMPETS]
CHLOE, WHERE'S TOM?
HE SAID HE FOUND A WAY
TO FIX HARVEY AND PI'S
SCIENCE PROJECT
AND BLAZED OUTTA HERE.
COME ON, AND HURRY!
PI, I'VE GOT
A GREAT IDEA FOR YOUR
COLD FUSION EXPERIMENT!
NO, THANKS, MR. PESTOID.
TELL IT TO HARVEY,
YOUR FAN CLUB PRESIDENT.
UH, WELL...
OK.
SAY, WHERE IS HARVEY?
HE JUST LEFT
TO DO SOME BOARDIN'.
WHY DON'T YOU
GO FIND HIM?
HMM.
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
HERE!
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
STILL CATCH HARVEY
IF YOU GO THAT WAY.
OH, AND BE SURE
TO MAKE LOTS OF NOISE
SO HE'LL HEAR YOU.
THANKS, PI!
[GRUNTS]
OH, ALL RIGHT, MISTER.
THAT'S IT!
I WARNED
ALL YOU SKATEBOARDERS.
NOW IT'S TIME
TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE.
YOU'RE GOING
STRAIGHT TO...
SUPER FINAL,
TRIPLE SECRET DETENTION!
[PANTING]
PI, HAVE YOU
SEEN TOM?
HUH?
Harvey: TOM
JUST GOT BUSTED!
SOMETHING CALLED
A SUPER FINAL,
TRIPLE SECRET DETENTION!
LESS
THAN AN HOUR!
WE GOTTA
FIND TOM NOW!
YES, BUT WHERE ON EARTH
IS SUPER FINAL,
TRIPLE SECRET DETENTION?
[LAUGHING]
I DON'T GET IT.
HOW'D A SWEET GUY
LIKE TOM
GET SENT TO DETENTION?
SKATEBOARDING
IN THE HALLWAY.
HEY, PI,
WHERE'S YOUR BOARD?
UH, UH...
MY BOARD?
UH, GEE,
I DON'T KNOW.
PI, WHY ARE YOU
ACTING SO WEIRD?
W--WEIRD?
UH, I'M NOT.
ALL RIGHT, PI,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE TO TOM?
ALL RIGHT, I DID IT!
I CONFESS,
I SET HIM UP.
OH, PI,
HOW COULD YOU?
I--I'M SORRY.
HE JUST SHOWED UP
ALL BRAINY-LIKE,
AND YOU GUYS
ALL FORGOT ABOUT ME.
PI,
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
YOU OUGHT
TO KNOW BY NOW
HOW MUCH WE RESPECT
THAT BIG BRAIN
OF YOURS.
WE WERE JUST HELPING
THE NEW GUY FIT IN.
[GULPS]
YOU--YOU WERE?
SURE.
AND JUST 'CAUSE
WE ADMIRE HIM
DOESN'T MEAN
WE ADMIRE YOU ANY LESS.
HEH.
FOR A SMART GUY,
I GUESS I WAS
PRETTY DUMB.
[CHUCKLES]
YES, YOU WERE.
NOW CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS
ON FINDING TOM, LIKE, NOW?
WELL, GEE, SABRINA,
WHAT'S THE BIG RUSH?
IT'S BECAUSE, UH...
TOM HAS TO BE
OUT OF THE COUNTRY BY 7:00
OR HIS, UM,
EXIT VISA EXPIRES
AND HE HAS TO
STAY HERE FOREVER!
MAN, NOVA SCOTIA'S
A TOUGH COUNTRY.
I LOST HIM,
SO IT'S MY JOB
TO FIND HIM.
MY TRACKER CAN PICK UP
THE HOMING DEVICE
I'VE GOT
ON MY SKATEBOARD.
[WHIRRING]
COME ON, BABY,
TELL PAPA
WHERE THE BIG BAD MAN
TOOK YOU AND TOM.
[BEEPS]
THERE, GOT IT!
THE GYM!
THIS PART OF MY DREAM
ISN'T MUCH FUN.
HMM, DREAM?
OH,
THIS IS NO DREAM,
MR. RULES-DON'T-
APPLY-TO-ME.
OH, TODAY YOU TWO
ARE THE OPENING SALVOS
IN MY WAR OF COMPLETE
STUDENT-BODY SUBMISSION.
US TWO?
[GERMAN ACCENT]
I BEGGED HIM
TO LOCK ME AWAY!
ANYTHING'S BETTER
THAN ONE MORE SECOND
WITH THAT
EVIL LITTLE CHILD!
LESS THAN 40 MINUTES.
HURRY!
[BEEPING]
WHERE ARE WE GOING,
SABRINA?
TO THE GYM, LIKE
PI'S TRACKING DEVICE
IS TELLING US.
WHAT'S
A TRACKING DEVICE?
[GASPS]
OH, NO.
EVEN CARS ARE GOING!
WHAT ARE CARS?
[CREAKING]
Harvey: "ABANDON HOPE
ALL YE WHO ENTER." HMM.
SOUNDS LIKE VICE
PRINCIPAL PEEVISH TO ME.
[DING]
Sabrina:
I KNOW, I KNOW.
WHAT'S A LIGHT BULB?
THIRD FLOOR.
DETENTION CENTER
ON YOUR RIGHT.
BE SURE TO VISIT
THE PETTING ZOO.
[PEEVISH WHISTLING]
Chloe: BUT HOW DO WE
GET HIM OUT OF THERE?
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
"TOM, STAND BACK.
"WE'RE ABOUT TO--
CONTINUED ON NEXT ROCK."
"BREAK YOU
OUT OF DETENTION."
[GASPS]
JUMPING JUDGE JUDY!
[GRUNTS]
IT PAYS TO WATCH
OLD WESTERNS.
HI HO, SILVER.
AWAY!
[WHINNIES]
THANKS FOR LOANING ME
YOUR SKATEBOARD, PI!
UH, NO PROBLEM.
SO LONG, TOM-DUDE.
SHOW 'EM
HOW TO BOARD
IN NOVA SCOTIA!
Pi: AH!
Peevish: GOTCHA!
OH, ALL RIGHT, MISTER.
YOU'RE SPENDING
THE NEXT 3 HOURS
IN ULTRA FINAL,
QUADRUPLE SECRET DETENTION!
AND--AND EVEN I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT IS!
OH, MAN.
[HORSE SNUFFLES]
ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT!
WATCH OUT,
TRAFFIC ACCIDENT!
All: WHOA!
Sabrina: WHEW.
Salem:
IT'S ABOUT TIME!
I GOT A MICROWAVE DINNER
GETTING COLD
BECAUSE
THERE'S NO MICROWAVES!
Sabrina: YIKES!
ONE MINUTE LEFT!
IT'S BEEN SWELL, TOM,
BUT YOU GOTTA GO BACK TO
WAKE UP FROM YOUR DREAM
BEFORE MY NIGHTMARE
BECOMES PERMANENT.
I DON'T THINK
I'LL EVER HAVE
A MORE INVENTIVE DREAM.
OH, I THINK YOU WILL.
LOTS OF INVENTIVE DREAMS.
[SLURPS]
WHEW. CLOSE CALL.
MMM-MMM!
MMM, NOTHING LIKE
AN OLD-FASHIONED
MICROWAVE DINNER.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
I HOPE THIS FAIR
HAS HELPED TEACH YOU ALL
THE IMPORTANCE
OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
IN OUR LIVES.
Sabrina:
IT CERTAINLY HAS FOR ME,
BUT, AFTER ALL THAT TROUBLE,
I STILL ENDED UP
WITH SOUP CANS AND STRING.
LOOK, SABRINA,
TOM'S IDEAS ABOUT
MAGNETIC MOTORS
GOT BERNARD AND ME
FIRST PLACE!
WHOA, WHOA!
COURSE, IT DID HELP
THAT SOME
OF THE OTHER ENTRIES
DIDN'T WORK OUT
SO WELL.
[GRUNTING]
[GASPING]
WHOA!
STOP CIRCLING ME!
STAND BACK!
YOU MIGHT
GET CAUGHT IN THE
GRAVITATIONAL PULL
AND ORBIT HER
FOR YEARS!
All: WHOA!
HANS?
HANS!
[LAUGHTER]
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