Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 39 - When in Rome - full transcript
Gem and Sabrina are teamed up to work on a book report. Since they can never agree on anything - they argue over who will start reading. Gem hides the book in the Spookie jar and ...
[PURRING]
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
Teacher: ANCIENT ROME.
THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS,
IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE'S
FAVORITE PASTIME,
BOOK REPORTS.
All: OH, NO!
YAY!
[GASPS]
I MEAN,
BOO, BOO!
OK, EVERYONE, PARTNER UP.
WE'RE WRITING THESE
IN GROUPS OF 2.
HI, HARVEY!
PARTNER?
NOT SO FAST,
SPELLMAN.
HARVEY'S
MY PARTNER.
SINCE WHEN?
SINCE NOW.
HUH?
OH, YEAH?
YEAH!
YEAH?
THAT'S WHAT
I SAID.
WHAT YOU SAY DOESN'T MATTER.
IT'S WHAT--
Teacher: I SAY.
All: HUH?
AND SINCE YOU TWO
SEEM TO BE HAVING
SO MUCH TROUBLE
PICKING PARTNERS,
I'LL DO IT.
HARVEY,
YOU'RE PARTNERS WITH...
BERNARD.
[ALL GASP]
YES!
SABRINA,
YOU'RE PARTNERS WITH...
GEM.
Both: NO!
HMM, I KNOW I SAID YOU GIRLS
COULD REDECORATE,
BUT THIS IS A LITTLE MUCH.
HUH?
OH, EYE PATCH!
♪ AND IT IS, IT IS,
A GLORIOUS THING ♪
♪ TO BE A PIRATE KING ♪
[HILDA AND ZELDA LAUGH]
YOU'LL FIND I'M NOT
SO EASILY BOUGHT, GIRLS.
SOMEONE WILL PAY DEARLY
FOR THIS INDIGNITY.
WE'LL GIVE YOU SOME TIME
TO GET USED TO IT.
WHILE WE WORK
ON THE UPSTAIRS.
HA HA!
UPSTAIRS?
YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH
MY LITTER BOX.
I'M DOOMED.
MY LIFE IS OVER!
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.
SAY GOOD-BYE
TO MY HISTORY GRADE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SABRINA?
[SQUAWKS] WHAT'S
THE MATTER, SABRINA?
YEOW, PSSH, YEOW!
ARGH, MATEY, MISS LEWIS
MADE ME TEAM UP WITH GEM
TO WRITE A REPORT.
WELL, THAT DOESN'T
SOUND SO BAD.
DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD?
[SQUAWKS] DOESN'T
SOUND SO BAD.
NOBODY ASKED YOU.
[SQUAWKS]
GEM IS THE MOST
ANNOYING PERSON
IN ALL
OF MIDDLE SCHOOL.
SHE TALKS ANNOYING,
SHE LOOKS ANNOYING,
SHE EVEN
BREATHS ANNOYING.
TO THINK THAT
I HAVE TO TEAM UP
WITH SOMEONE LIKE HER...
SABRINA, SOMETIMES WE
HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE
THAT WE'D RATHER NOT.
THEN, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
THE POINT IS,
GEM MAY BRING
SOMETHING TO THE TABLE
THAT YOU'VE
NEVER THOUGHT OF.
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
HUH?
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
DO IT ANYWAY.
WHY NOT GIVE
GETTING ALONG A SHOT?
[SQUAWKS] GIVE IT
A SH--!
WHA!
OK, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
BUT WILL YOU PROMISE ME
ONE THING?
WHAT'S THAT?
GEM'S GONNA BE HERE
IN 5 MINUTES. CAN WE LOSE
THE SEA SHORE?
HUH?
HEY, SOME OF US
ARE TRYING TO TAN, HERE!
HI, GEM!
COME ON IN.
SPARE ME.
I FIGURED WE COULD WORK
IN THE KITCHEN.
LOOK, SMELLMAN,
I'M ONLY HERE
BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE.
IF YOU WANT TO WORK
ON THE ROOF,
THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE
TO JUMP OFF
WHEN WE'RE DONE.
WORK TOGETHER,
WORK TOGETHER.
TAKE A BREATH
AND COUNT TO 10.
GEM STONE ISN'T WORTH
STRESSING OVER.
AND, BY THE WAY,
THAT IS THE UGLIEST CAT
I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY LIFE.
TURN HER
INTO A MOUSE,
AND LEAVE
THE REST TO ME.
[TICK-TOCKING]
♪ MUMP UMP UM ♪
Sabrina: AHEM!
MEOW!
LOOK, GEM, WE'VE BEEN
GLARING AT EACH OTHER
FOR OVER AN HOUR,
AND IT'S NOT
GETTING THE REPORT DONE.
HEY,
I'VE BEEN READY.
[CLEARS THROAT]
"THE ANCIENT COLOSSEUM
"WAS USED BY THE ROMANS
FOR GLADIATORIAL COMBAT."
UGH, YOUR VOICE
IS GRATING!
I'LL READ.
IT'S MY HOUSE.
I READ.
HEY!
EITHER I READ,
OR THERE'S
NO READING.
[GROWLS]
DON'T LOOK AT ME, I SAID
TURN HER INTO A MOUSE.
WHERE'D YOU PUT
THE BOOK, GEM?
NUH-UH!
NOT UNLESS
I CAN READ.
HMM...
OH, NO!
TELL ME YOU
DIDN'T HIDE IT
IN THE SPOOKY--
ER, COOKIE JAR!
YOU'RE NOT
GETTING IT BACK.
[GASPS]
NO!
[GASPS]
WHAT'S HAPPENED?
AAH!
ARGH!
SALEM, HELP US!
HOLY MONKEYS,
WHAT HAPPENED?
AH!
SHE PUT A BOOK
IN THE SPOOKY JAR.
SHE PUT A MORTAL OBJECT
IN THE SPOOKY JAR?
OH, NO, SHE CAUSED
A TESSERACT!
A WHAT?
A RUPTURE IN
THE FOURTH DIMENSION,
TIME!
AAH!
WHAT'S THE BOOK ABOUT?
WHY?
WHAT WAS THE BOOK?
I SURE HOPE IT WASN'T
20,000 LEAGUES
UNDER THE SEA.
[ALL SCREAMING]
WHOA!
WHOA!
UHH!
GREAT JOB, SABRINA,
YOU TORE THE BOOK
IN HALF.
I THINK THAT'S THE LEAST
OF OUR WORRIES.
YEE-AH!
DID YOUR CAT
JUST TALK?
[HORSES WHINNY]
Sabrina:
LOOK OUT!
AAH!
[HORSES WHINNY]
YEE-AH!
WHEW.
HUH?
AH, ANCIENT ROME.
[FOREIGN ACCENT]
OOH, LA VECCHIA ROMA.
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
WE'RE IN ANCIENT ROME.
THE CAT TALKS AND
SPEAKS FLUENT LATIN.
YOU THINK YOU COULD
GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT
OF THE DOUBT, HERE?
LOOK, GEM,
BEFORE YOU FREAK OUT,
LET ME EXPLAIN.
OH, I SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON, SPELLMAN.
HUH? [GULPS]
YOU DO?
YOU THINK I'M STUPID?
A BRIGHT FLASH,
A TALKING CAT,
ANCIENT ROME...
LAST WEEK
I WISHED ON A STAR
TO RULE THE WORLD.
OBVIOUSLY,
SOME HIGHER POWER
HAS CHOSEN TO GRANT
MY HUMBLE REQUEST.
YOU WISHED
TO RULE THE WORLD?
OH, LOOK!
SHOPPING!
GOT TO ADMIT,
THE KID THINKS BIG.
GEM, WAIT!
I'LL TAKE 2
OF THESE NECKLACES
AND A BOTTLE OF...
WHAT'S THIS, PERFUME?
UNGUENT OF BEAVER LIPS.
OH, UM...
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
NO THANKS.
DO YOU TAKE PLASTIC?
HUH?
WOW, YOU ARE ANCIENT.
[SPEAKING SLOWLY]
WELL, DON'T WORRY,
I'VE COME FROM
THE FUTURE.
HEY!
GEM, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU'VE GOTTA TRY TO FIT IN
A LITTLE MORE.
WE'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE!
NEVER MESS WITH A STONE
WHEN SHE'S SHOPPING.
GEM, I'M SERIOUS!
Man: THERE SHE IS!
THIEF!
THIEF?
OH, SILLY ANCIENT ONE,
I WAS GOING TO PAY YOU.
HERE, DO YOU HAVE CHANGE
FOR A 50?
PAPER MONEY?
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS PAPER MONEY!
IN FACT, THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS PAPER!
COME WITH ME.
YOU'RE GOING
TO JAIL.
UM, I DON'T THINK SO.
SEE, I'M A PRINCESS
FROM THE FUTURE
WHO'S COME TO RULE
YOU CHARMING LITTLE
DIAPER-WEARING PRIMITIVES.
[GASPS]
GEM, STOP IT!
Soldier: PRINCESS?
WE ONLY ANSWER
TO ONE RULER.
CAESAR, RULER
OF THE WORLD!
CAESAR, HUH?
TAKE ME TO CAESAR.
MAYBE WE CAN GO HALVESIES
ON THIS WHOLE WORLD THING.
OK, GEM, I'LL JUST
CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER, THEN.
WHOA!
OOH!
[GRUNTS]
HANG TIGHT.
I'LL FOLLOW YOU.
DON'T WORRY,
THIS WILL ALL WORK OUT.
GIDDY UP!
[WHINNYING]
I HOPE.
MEOW, MEOW!
HMM...
UM, AH, I MEAN,
MEOWNI MIDI MICI.
I CAME, I SAW,
I MEOWED.
HEH HEH. BYE-BYE.
[HORSES WHINNY]
OH, GOODY.
YOU'RE SUCH A LAMB
TO BRING ME MY TEA, BRUTUS.
Soldier:
I FOUND THESE TWO
IN THE BAZAAR,
YOU'RE MAJESTY.
THEY SAY THEY'RE FROM
THE FUTURE.
OOH, FROM THE FUTURE!
BRING THEM CLOSER.
THOSE ARE STRANGE ROBES
AND SANDALS.
IF YOU'RE FROM THE FUTURE,
TELL ME WHAT IT'S LIKE.
WELL, LET'S SEE...
YOU'RE BORING ME.
BORED, BORED, BORED.
HOW'S THIS,
TELL ME OF THE FUTURE
RIGHT NOW,
OR I'LL SEND YOU
TO THE DUNGEON.
RIGHT! UM,
WE HAVE, UM, CARS.
[GASPS] CARS!
CARS!
OOH, I DO LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.
TELL ME, FUTURE GIRL,
WHAT IS THIS CAR
OF WHICH YOU SPEAK?
IT'S LIKE A CARRIAGE,
BUT YOU
DON'T NEED HORSES.
THEN HOW DOES IT MOVE?
FROM ITS ENGINE,
I GUESS.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
YOU JUST PUT GAS IN IT,
AND IT WORKS.
AND YOU HIT THE PEDALS.
UM, WE ALSO HAVE
POTATO CHIPS
THAT COME IN A CAN.
BOW DOWN,
ANCIENT ONE.
I AM
YOUR NEW PRINCESS.
BOW TO THE LIGHT!
A MINI LANTERN!
OOH, SPOOKY!
[THPPTT]
NICE JOB, GEM.
LIKE YOU WERE DOING
ANY BETTER.
"I DON'T KNOW
HOW IT WORKS."
HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO GOT US INTO THIS MESS.
THAT'S IT.
IT'S GO TIME.
YOU AND ME.
YOU BETTER JUMP!
[YELLING]
OH, GOOD SHOW,
GOOD SHOW!
HOW TERRIBLY DIVERTING!
SHALL I TAKE THEM
TO THE DUNGEON, SIR?
NO, THEY'RE A SPUNKY PAIR.
TAKE THEM TO THE COLOSSEUM
TO BATTLE AGAINST EACH OTHER
AS GLADIATORS!
ALLEGED FUTURE GIRL
VS. ALLEGED FUTURE GIRL!
A FIGHT TO THE FINISH.
HE WASN'T
TALKING ABOUT US,
WAS HE?
Vendor: HOTIS DOGGISES!
LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF HOT!
AND CURSED BE HIM THAT CRIES,
"HOLD THE MUSTARD!"
Sabrina: IT'S A GOOD
THING WE'RE GLADIATORS,
BECAUSE I'M GOING
TO GLADIATE YOU!
YOU DON'T
STAND A CHANCE.
Caesar: BEHOLD,
THE TRAINING CHAMBER
OF DOOM!
[BOTH GULP]
[GRUNTING]
CAESAR HAS ENTERED
THE BUILDING!
OOF!
[GASPS]
GLADIATORS, WELCOME
YOUR NEW RECRUITS.
THEY ARE TO FIGHT
A DAY FROM TOMORROW.
[BOTH GASP]
OK, NEW FRIENDS,
THE COAST IS CLEAR.
HI!
[ALL GREETING THE GIRLS]
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
FOR TEA AND CRUMPETS.
AND AFTER THAT,
PUPPET SHOWS.
STOP PUSHING
AGAINST ME, GEM!
HEY!
THERE'S MORE WHERE
THAT CAME FROM.
Gladiator: WHOA! HEH,
YOU TWO ARE SPUNKY.
CAREFUL, SOMEONE
MIGHT GET HURT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ISN'T HURTING EACH OTHER
YOUR JOB?
HOO HOO!
GOODNESS GRACIOUS,
NOT AT ALL.
YOU SEE, CAESAR REALLY JUST
WANTS TO BE ENTERTAINED.
AND IF HE HAD HIS WAY,
WHY, WE WOULDN'T LAST
MORE THAN ONE MATCH!
WE FIGURED OUT LONG AGO
THAT THE BEST THING TO DO
IS WORK TOGETHER.
PUT ON A GOOD ACT,
ROTATE COSTUMES,
AND EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.
FOR INSTANCE,
TAKE OLD SLIM, HERE.
SEE, STAN THERE'S
STRONG...
BUT HE'S SLOW.
AND SLIM HERE IS FAST--
[WHACK]
OW!
[LAUGHS]
BUT HE TIRES EASY.
SO WE WORKED OUT
A SYSTEM.
WE USE BOTH
OF OUR TALENTS
TO MAKE IT
A HECK OF A FINE MATCH,
AND NOBODY GETS HURT.
WHAT ABOUT THE FANS?
OH, THEY KNOW
IT'S A FAKE.
THEY JUST LIKE
THE DRAMA.
GOSH OH HEMLOCK,
EVERYONE BUT CAESAR
KNOWS IT. HA HA.
WELL, I'M NOT WORKING
WITH HER.
AND I'M NOT WORKING
WITH HER!
OH, WE'LL SEE
ABOUT THAT.
IN THE MEANTIME...
AND NO SLACKING.
[BOTH GASP]
OKIE-DOKIE.
NOW, REMEMBER,
WORK TOGETHER
TO CHOREOGRAPH YOUR MOVES.
WHEN IT'S DONE RIGHT,
IT'S LIKE A DANCE.
HERE, SLIM AND I
WILL SHOW YA.
OH, I CAN'T SEE!
I'M BLIND!
NOW, YOU TRY.
REMEMBER,
IT'S ABOUT TIMING.
OK, I'M--
[GRUNTS]
I KINDA LIKE THIS.
HEY,
I WASN'T READY!
[GROWLS]
[SIGHS]
ALL RIGHTY.
SO, YOU DIDN'T DO SO WELL
WITH THE STAFFS.
LET'S TRY SOME SIMPLE
ACROBATICS.
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU
IS CAESAR'S FAVORITE MOVE.
IT'S CALLED
THE LEGIONNAIRE FLIP.
[BOTH GASP]
NOW, THIS IS WHERE THE CROWD
USUALLY CHEERS FOR ME.
NOW, YOUR TURN!
WHOA! UHH!
HMM, I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND
THE BASICS OF WHAT WE'RE
TRYING TO TEACH YOU, HERE.
I UNDERSTAND.
BASICALLY, I'M GOING
TO STOMP HER GOOD!
[BOTH GRUNT]
GIRLS, LISTEN TO ME.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
IF CAESAR THINKS
YOU'RE FAKING IT,
HE'LL MAKE YOU FIGHT
FOR REAL!
GOOD.
BETTER.
BEST.
BETTER
THAN BEST.
BETTER THAN
BETTER THAN BEST.
OH, BROTHER.
[SOMEONE MUMBLING]
[WHIMPERING]
Salem: YOU HAD TO GET
SENT TO ROME, NOT EGYPT.
CATS WERE SACRED THERE.
SALEM!
GOOD NEWS!
THE TIME PORTAL
IS STILL OPEN.
FOR HOW MUCH LONGER?
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY TEND TO STAY
OPEN UNTIL THE MOST
DRAMATIC MOMENT.
WHICH IS PRETTY SOON
IF YOU DON'T
GET OUT OF HERE.
THAT WOULD BE EASY
IF WE COULD GET OUT
OF OUR LOUSY CELLS.
SLIP THROUGH
THESE BARS UP HERE.
JUST GIVE EACH OTHER
A BOOST.
NO WAY! I'M NOT
BOOSTING HER.
SHE'LL LEAVE ME
BEHIND IN A HOT SECOND.
LIKE YOU WOULDN'T.
STOP BEING BABIES
AND WORK IT OUT.
WE DON'T HAVE
MUCH TIME.
I'D RATHER SIT IN PRISON
THAN TRUST GEM.
[LOUD FOOTSTEPS]
[BOTH GASP]
AH!
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BATTLE.
TO THE DRESSING ROOMS!
Both: GOOD!
OH, NO!
IF WE DON'T GET
TO THAT PORTAL,
WE'LL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER!
[WHIMPERING]
[TRUMPETS BLARE]
[ALL TAKING AT ONCE]
OH, I THINK THIS SHOULD BE
A RIP-DILLY OF A FIGHT.
ET TU, BRUTE?
[GASPS]
Announcer: FRIENDS, ROMANS,
SHRINERS
FROM LOCAL 1-3-7,
I PRESENT TO YOU,
FOR YOUR
SALACIOUS ENJOYMENT,
A FIGHT TO THE FINISH!
[CHEERING]
IN ONE CORNER,
A GIRL ALLEGEDLY
FROM THE FUTURE,
THE POWERFUL PAGAN!
[CROWD CHEERING]
AND IN THE OTHER CORNER,
THE OTHER GIRL
ALLEGEDLY FROM THE FUTURE,
THE PUNGENT PRINCESS!
[CROWD BOOING]
YIKES!
[GASPS] AH!
I MUST BREAK YOU!
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!
[SHOUTING]
LET'S GET READY TO GLADIATE!
[GASPS]
GEM, WAIT!
THESE AREN'T
THE SOFT, SQUISHY STAFFS
WE PRACTICED WITH!
I'M NOT FALLING
FOR THAT, SPELLMAN.
[CROWD CHEERS]
[GASPS]
OH, NO!
YOU'RE RIGHT!
WHAT DO WE DO?
WE SHOULD'VE LISTENED
TO THE TRAINERS!
[CROWD YELLING]
OK...
WORK WITH ME, HERE.
I'LL TAKE A SWING
AT YOUR LEGS,
AND YOU JUMP.
CAREFUL!
[CROWD BOOING]
OK, NOW DUCK!
[BOOING]
SOMETHING IS WRONG, HERE.
FOR SOME REASON,
I'M NOT ENJOYING THE BATTLE.
OOH!
OOH, THEY'RE FAKING!
THAT'S IT!
[SCREAMS]
FAKERS, FAKERS!
NOBODY DECEIVES CAESAR!
I'M DECEIT PROOF!
GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!
Sabrina:
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
[BOTH SCREAM]
[GUARDS YELLING]
Gem: WE'RE DONE FOR!
[GUARDS YELLING]
Salem:
OVER HERE!
THIS WAY!
GEM!
THE DOOR,
IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT.
DISTRACT THEM!
YOU DISTRACT 'EM!
OPEN IT, OPEN IT!
YOU HAVE TO GRAB
THAT ROPE.
I CAN'T REACH IT.
[GRUNTS]
[PANTING]
OPEN THE DOOR,
OPEN THE DOOR!
I CAN'T REACH IT.
DO THE MOVE!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GET ME BACK, ARE YOU?
WE'RE A TEAM.
TRUST ME!
[GRUNTS]
OOH, THE LEGIONNAIRE FLIP!
HOO, HOO!
I LOVE THAT MOVE!
BRAVO! GOOD SHOW!
EH, I MEAN, SLICE THEM UP
INTO TINY PIECES!
Gem:
IT'S NOT MOVING!
I'M TOO LIGHT!
WHOA!
[GASPS]
[CRASH]
[GRUNTING]
[BOTH GASP]
[HORSES WHINNY]
HUH?
[GUARDS SHOUTING]
AAH!
Both: WHOA!
[HORSES WHINNY]
OVER HERE!
WHERE?
UNDER THE HAYSTACK!
DIG, DIG!
FOLLOW ME.
OOF!
[BIRDS TWEETING]
WHAT?
DIDN'T YOU TEST IT?
I WAS BUSY MOVING
HALF A TON OF HAY!
[GUARDS SHOUTING]
THIS WAY!
THEY SEE US!
THINK OF SOMETHING!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
EVERYTHING'S THE SAME
AS WHEN WE CAME THROUGH.
WAIT A SECOND,
WE RIPPED THE BOOK
IN HALF!
AND THE BOOK IS
WHAT BROUGHT US HERE!
OF COURSE!
THAT'S TESSERACT 101.
FIX THE BOOK!
GEM,
IF THIS DOESN'T WORK,
I'M SORRY!
ME, TOO.
AAH!
SHUT UP
AND PUT THOSE...
OH, POO.
PERFECT, GEM.
THIS'LL BE AN A+
FOR SURE!
HOW'S THAT
BOOK REPORT COMING?
WE JUST FINISHED IT.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
PARTNER?
THAT'S RIGHT,
PARTNER.
OF COURSE,
YOU DO REALIZE
THAT I'LL HAVE TO TELL
EVERYONE AT SCHOOL
THAT WE WENT
BACK IN TIME
AND YOU HAVE
A TALKING CAT!
I KNOW.
ONE BRAIN RINSE,
FLUFF, AND FOLD
COMING UP.
OH, I JUST HAD
THE WORST DREAM.
I DREAMT THAT..
THAT...
OH, NEVER MIND.
CAN I LEAVE
YOUR STUPID HOUSE
NOW, SPELLMAN?
WE'RE DONE
WITH THE REPORT.
SURE, GEM.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
MEOW!
[LAUGHTER]
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
FREAKS.
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♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
Teacher: ANCIENT ROME.
THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS,
IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE'S
FAVORITE PASTIME,
BOOK REPORTS.
All: OH, NO!
YAY!
[GASPS]
I MEAN,
BOO, BOO!
OK, EVERYONE, PARTNER UP.
WE'RE WRITING THESE
IN GROUPS OF 2.
HI, HARVEY!
PARTNER?
NOT SO FAST,
SPELLMAN.
HARVEY'S
MY PARTNER.
SINCE WHEN?
SINCE NOW.
HUH?
OH, YEAH?
YEAH!
YEAH?
THAT'S WHAT
I SAID.
WHAT YOU SAY DOESN'T MATTER.
IT'S WHAT--
Teacher: I SAY.
All: HUH?
AND SINCE YOU TWO
SEEM TO BE HAVING
SO MUCH TROUBLE
PICKING PARTNERS,
I'LL DO IT.
HARVEY,
YOU'RE PARTNERS WITH...
BERNARD.
[ALL GASP]
YES!
SABRINA,
YOU'RE PARTNERS WITH...
GEM.
Both: NO!
HMM, I KNOW I SAID YOU GIRLS
COULD REDECORATE,
BUT THIS IS A LITTLE MUCH.
HUH?
OH, EYE PATCH!
♪ AND IT IS, IT IS,
A GLORIOUS THING ♪
♪ TO BE A PIRATE KING ♪
[HILDA AND ZELDA LAUGH]
YOU'LL FIND I'M NOT
SO EASILY BOUGHT, GIRLS.
SOMEONE WILL PAY DEARLY
FOR THIS INDIGNITY.
WE'LL GIVE YOU SOME TIME
TO GET USED TO IT.
WHILE WE WORK
ON THE UPSTAIRS.
HA HA!
UPSTAIRS?
YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH
MY LITTER BOX.
I'M DOOMED.
MY LIFE IS OVER!
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.
SAY GOOD-BYE
TO MY HISTORY GRADE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SABRINA?
[SQUAWKS] WHAT'S
THE MATTER, SABRINA?
YEOW, PSSH, YEOW!
ARGH, MATEY, MISS LEWIS
MADE ME TEAM UP WITH GEM
TO WRITE A REPORT.
WELL, THAT DOESN'T
SOUND SO BAD.
DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD?
[SQUAWKS] DOESN'T
SOUND SO BAD.
NOBODY ASKED YOU.
[SQUAWKS]
GEM IS THE MOST
ANNOYING PERSON
IN ALL
OF MIDDLE SCHOOL.
SHE TALKS ANNOYING,
SHE LOOKS ANNOYING,
SHE EVEN
BREATHS ANNOYING.
TO THINK THAT
I HAVE TO TEAM UP
WITH SOMEONE LIKE HER...
SABRINA, SOMETIMES WE
HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE
THAT WE'D RATHER NOT.
THEN, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
THE POINT IS,
GEM MAY BRING
SOMETHING TO THE TABLE
THAT YOU'VE
NEVER THOUGHT OF.
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
HUH?
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
DO IT ANYWAY.
WHY NOT GIVE
GETTING ALONG A SHOT?
[SQUAWKS] GIVE IT
A SH--!
WHA!
OK, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
BUT WILL YOU PROMISE ME
ONE THING?
WHAT'S THAT?
GEM'S GONNA BE HERE
IN 5 MINUTES. CAN WE LOSE
THE SEA SHORE?
HUH?
HEY, SOME OF US
ARE TRYING TO TAN, HERE!
HI, GEM!
COME ON IN.
SPARE ME.
I FIGURED WE COULD WORK
IN THE KITCHEN.
LOOK, SMELLMAN,
I'M ONLY HERE
BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE.
IF YOU WANT TO WORK
ON THE ROOF,
THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE
TO JUMP OFF
WHEN WE'RE DONE.
WORK TOGETHER,
WORK TOGETHER.
TAKE A BREATH
AND COUNT TO 10.
GEM STONE ISN'T WORTH
STRESSING OVER.
AND, BY THE WAY,
THAT IS THE UGLIEST CAT
I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY LIFE.
TURN HER
INTO A MOUSE,
AND LEAVE
THE REST TO ME.
[TICK-TOCKING]
♪ MUMP UMP UM ♪
Sabrina: AHEM!
MEOW!
LOOK, GEM, WE'VE BEEN
GLARING AT EACH OTHER
FOR OVER AN HOUR,
AND IT'S NOT
GETTING THE REPORT DONE.
HEY,
I'VE BEEN READY.
[CLEARS THROAT]
"THE ANCIENT COLOSSEUM
"WAS USED BY THE ROMANS
FOR GLADIATORIAL COMBAT."
UGH, YOUR VOICE
IS GRATING!
I'LL READ.
IT'S MY HOUSE.
I READ.
HEY!
EITHER I READ,
OR THERE'S
NO READING.
[GROWLS]
DON'T LOOK AT ME, I SAID
TURN HER INTO A MOUSE.
WHERE'D YOU PUT
THE BOOK, GEM?
NUH-UH!
NOT UNLESS
I CAN READ.
HMM...
OH, NO!
TELL ME YOU
DIDN'T HIDE IT
IN THE SPOOKY--
ER, COOKIE JAR!
YOU'RE NOT
GETTING IT BACK.
[GASPS]
NO!
[GASPS]
WHAT'S HAPPENED?
AAH!
ARGH!
SALEM, HELP US!
HOLY MONKEYS,
WHAT HAPPENED?
AH!
SHE PUT A BOOK
IN THE SPOOKY JAR.
SHE PUT A MORTAL OBJECT
IN THE SPOOKY JAR?
OH, NO, SHE CAUSED
A TESSERACT!
A WHAT?
A RUPTURE IN
THE FOURTH DIMENSION,
TIME!
AAH!
WHAT'S THE BOOK ABOUT?
WHY?
WHAT WAS THE BOOK?
I SURE HOPE IT WASN'T
20,000 LEAGUES
UNDER THE SEA.
[ALL SCREAMING]
WHOA!
WHOA!
UHH!
GREAT JOB, SABRINA,
YOU TORE THE BOOK
IN HALF.
I THINK THAT'S THE LEAST
OF OUR WORRIES.
YEE-AH!
DID YOUR CAT
JUST TALK?
[HORSES WHINNY]
Sabrina:
LOOK OUT!
AAH!
[HORSES WHINNY]
YEE-AH!
WHEW.
HUH?
AH, ANCIENT ROME.
[FOREIGN ACCENT]
OOH, LA VECCHIA ROMA.
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
WE'RE IN ANCIENT ROME.
THE CAT TALKS AND
SPEAKS FLUENT LATIN.
YOU THINK YOU COULD
GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT
OF THE DOUBT, HERE?
LOOK, GEM,
BEFORE YOU FREAK OUT,
LET ME EXPLAIN.
OH, I SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON, SPELLMAN.
HUH? [GULPS]
YOU DO?
YOU THINK I'M STUPID?
A BRIGHT FLASH,
A TALKING CAT,
ANCIENT ROME...
LAST WEEK
I WISHED ON A STAR
TO RULE THE WORLD.
OBVIOUSLY,
SOME HIGHER POWER
HAS CHOSEN TO GRANT
MY HUMBLE REQUEST.
YOU WISHED
TO RULE THE WORLD?
OH, LOOK!
SHOPPING!
GOT TO ADMIT,
THE KID THINKS BIG.
GEM, WAIT!
I'LL TAKE 2
OF THESE NECKLACES
AND A BOTTLE OF...
WHAT'S THIS, PERFUME?
UNGUENT OF BEAVER LIPS.
OH, UM...
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
NO THANKS.
DO YOU TAKE PLASTIC?
HUH?
WOW, YOU ARE ANCIENT.
[SPEAKING SLOWLY]
WELL, DON'T WORRY,
I'VE COME FROM
THE FUTURE.
HEY!
GEM, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU'VE GOTTA TRY TO FIT IN
A LITTLE MORE.
WE'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE!
NEVER MESS WITH A STONE
WHEN SHE'S SHOPPING.
GEM, I'M SERIOUS!
Man: THERE SHE IS!
THIEF!
THIEF?
OH, SILLY ANCIENT ONE,
I WAS GOING TO PAY YOU.
HERE, DO YOU HAVE CHANGE
FOR A 50?
PAPER MONEY?
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS PAPER MONEY!
IN FACT, THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS PAPER!
COME WITH ME.
YOU'RE GOING
TO JAIL.
UM, I DON'T THINK SO.
SEE, I'M A PRINCESS
FROM THE FUTURE
WHO'S COME TO RULE
YOU CHARMING LITTLE
DIAPER-WEARING PRIMITIVES.
[GASPS]
GEM, STOP IT!
Soldier: PRINCESS?
WE ONLY ANSWER
TO ONE RULER.
CAESAR, RULER
OF THE WORLD!
CAESAR, HUH?
TAKE ME TO CAESAR.
MAYBE WE CAN GO HALVESIES
ON THIS WHOLE WORLD THING.
OK, GEM, I'LL JUST
CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER, THEN.
WHOA!
OOH!
[GRUNTS]
HANG TIGHT.
I'LL FOLLOW YOU.
DON'T WORRY,
THIS WILL ALL WORK OUT.
GIDDY UP!
[WHINNYING]
I HOPE.
MEOW, MEOW!
HMM...
UM, AH, I MEAN,
MEOWNI MIDI MICI.
I CAME, I SAW,
I MEOWED.
HEH HEH. BYE-BYE.
[HORSES WHINNY]
OH, GOODY.
YOU'RE SUCH A LAMB
TO BRING ME MY TEA, BRUTUS.
Soldier:
I FOUND THESE TWO
IN THE BAZAAR,
YOU'RE MAJESTY.
THEY SAY THEY'RE FROM
THE FUTURE.
OOH, FROM THE FUTURE!
BRING THEM CLOSER.
THOSE ARE STRANGE ROBES
AND SANDALS.
IF YOU'RE FROM THE FUTURE,
TELL ME WHAT IT'S LIKE.
WELL, LET'S SEE...
YOU'RE BORING ME.
BORED, BORED, BORED.
HOW'S THIS,
TELL ME OF THE FUTURE
RIGHT NOW,
OR I'LL SEND YOU
TO THE DUNGEON.
RIGHT! UM,
WE HAVE, UM, CARS.
[GASPS] CARS!
CARS!
OOH, I DO LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.
TELL ME, FUTURE GIRL,
WHAT IS THIS CAR
OF WHICH YOU SPEAK?
IT'S LIKE A CARRIAGE,
BUT YOU
DON'T NEED HORSES.
THEN HOW DOES IT MOVE?
FROM ITS ENGINE,
I GUESS.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
YOU JUST PUT GAS IN IT,
AND IT WORKS.
AND YOU HIT THE PEDALS.
UM, WE ALSO HAVE
POTATO CHIPS
THAT COME IN A CAN.
BOW DOWN,
ANCIENT ONE.
I AM
YOUR NEW PRINCESS.
BOW TO THE LIGHT!
A MINI LANTERN!
OOH, SPOOKY!
[THPPTT]
NICE JOB, GEM.
LIKE YOU WERE DOING
ANY BETTER.
"I DON'T KNOW
HOW IT WORKS."
HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO GOT US INTO THIS MESS.
THAT'S IT.
IT'S GO TIME.
YOU AND ME.
YOU BETTER JUMP!
[YELLING]
OH, GOOD SHOW,
GOOD SHOW!
HOW TERRIBLY DIVERTING!
SHALL I TAKE THEM
TO THE DUNGEON, SIR?
NO, THEY'RE A SPUNKY PAIR.
TAKE THEM TO THE COLOSSEUM
TO BATTLE AGAINST EACH OTHER
AS GLADIATORS!
ALLEGED FUTURE GIRL
VS. ALLEGED FUTURE GIRL!
A FIGHT TO THE FINISH.
HE WASN'T
TALKING ABOUT US,
WAS HE?
Vendor: HOTIS DOGGISES!
LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF HOT!
AND CURSED BE HIM THAT CRIES,
"HOLD THE MUSTARD!"
Sabrina: IT'S A GOOD
THING WE'RE GLADIATORS,
BECAUSE I'M GOING
TO GLADIATE YOU!
YOU DON'T
STAND A CHANCE.
Caesar: BEHOLD,
THE TRAINING CHAMBER
OF DOOM!
[BOTH GULP]
[GRUNTING]
CAESAR HAS ENTERED
THE BUILDING!
OOF!
[GASPS]
GLADIATORS, WELCOME
YOUR NEW RECRUITS.
THEY ARE TO FIGHT
A DAY FROM TOMORROW.
[BOTH GASP]
OK, NEW FRIENDS,
THE COAST IS CLEAR.
HI!
[ALL GREETING THE GIRLS]
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
FOR TEA AND CRUMPETS.
AND AFTER THAT,
PUPPET SHOWS.
STOP PUSHING
AGAINST ME, GEM!
HEY!
THERE'S MORE WHERE
THAT CAME FROM.
Gladiator: WHOA! HEH,
YOU TWO ARE SPUNKY.
CAREFUL, SOMEONE
MIGHT GET HURT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ISN'T HURTING EACH OTHER
YOUR JOB?
HOO HOO!
GOODNESS GRACIOUS,
NOT AT ALL.
YOU SEE, CAESAR REALLY JUST
WANTS TO BE ENTERTAINED.
AND IF HE HAD HIS WAY,
WHY, WE WOULDN'T LAST
MORE THAN ONE MATCH!
WE FIGURED OUT LONG AGO
THAT THE BEST THING TO DO
IS WORK TOGETHER.
PUT ON A GOOD ACT,
ROTATE COSTUMES,
AND EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.
FOR INSTANCE,
TAKE OLD SLIM, HERE.
SEE, STAN THERE'S
STRONG...
BUT HE'S SLOW.
AND SLIM HERE IS FAST--
[WHACK]
OW!
[LAUGHS]
BUT HE TIRES EASY.
SO WE WORKED OUT
A SYSTEM.
WE USE BOTH
OF OUR TALENTS
TO MAKE IT
A HECK OF A FINE MATCH,
AND NOBODY GETS HURT.
WHAT ABOUT THE FANS?
OH, THEY KNOW
IT'S A FAKE.
THEY JUST LIKE
THE DRAMA.
GOSH OH HEMLOCK,
EVERYONE BUT CAESAR
KNOWS IT. HA HA.
WELL, I'M NOT WORKING
WITH HER.
AND I'M NOT WORKING
WITH HER!
OH, WE'LL SEE
ABOUT THAT.
IN THE MEANTIME...
AND NO SLACKING.
[BOTH GASP]
OKIE-DOKIE.
NOW, REMEMBER,
WORK TOGETHER
TO CHOREOGRAPH YOUR MOVES.
WHEN IT'S DONE RIGHT,
IT'S LIKE A DANCE.
HERE, SLIM AND I
WILL SHOW YA.
OH, I CAN'T SEE!
I'M BLIND!
NOW, YOU TRY.
REMEMBER,
IT'S ABOUT TIMING.
OK, I'M--
[GRUNTS]
I KINDA LIKE THIS.
HEY,
I WASN'T READY!
[GROWLS]
[SIGHS]
ALL RIGHTY.
SO, YOU DIDN'T DO SO WELL
WITH THE STAFFS.
LET'S TRY SOME SIMPLE
ACROBATICS.
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU
IS CAESAR'S FAVORITE MOVE.
IT'S CALLED
THE LEGIONNAIRE FLIP.
[BOTH GASP]
NOW, THIS IS WHERE THE CROWD
USUALLY CHEERS FOR ME.
NOW, YOUR TURN!
WHOA! UHH!
HMM, I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND
THE BASICS OF WHAT WE'RE
TRYING TO TEACH YOU, HERE.
I UNDERSTAND.
BASICALLY, I'M GOING
TO STOMP HER GOOD!
[BOTH GRUNT]
GIRLS, LISTEN TO ME.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
IF CAESAR THINKS
YOU'RE FAKING IT,
HE'LL MAKE YOU FIGHT
FOR REAL!
GOOD.
BETTER.
BEST.
BETTER
THAN BEST.
BETTER THAN
BETTER THAN BEST.
OH, BROTHER.
[SOMEONE MUMBLING]
[WHIMPERING]
Salem: YOU HAD TO GET
SENT TO ROME, NOT EGYPT.
CATS WERE SACRED THERE.
SALEM!
GOOD NEWS!
THE TIME PORTAL
IS STILL OPEN.
FOR HOW MUCH LONGER?
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY TEND TO STAY
OPEN UNTIL THE MOST
DRAMATIC MOMENT.
WHICH IS PRETTY SOON
IF YOU DON'T
GET OUT OF HERE.
THAT WOULD BE EASY
IF WE COULD GET OUT
OF OUR LOUSY CELLS.
SLIP THROUGH
THESE BARS UP HERE.
JUST GIVE EACH OTHER
A BOOST.
NO WAY! I'M NOT
BOOSTING HER.
SHE'LL LEAVE ME
BEHIND IN A HOT SECOND.
LIKE YOU WOULDN'T.
STOP BEING BABIES
AND WORK IT OUT.
WE DON'T HAVE
MUCH TIME.
I'D RATHER SIT IN PRISON
THAN TRUST GEM.
[LOUD FOOTSTEPS]
[BOTH GASP]
AH!
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BATTLE.
TO THE DRESSING ROOMS!
Both: GOOD!
OH, NO!
IF WE DON'T GET
TO THAT PORTAL,
WE'LL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER!
[WHIMPERING]
[TRUMPETS BLARE]
[ALL TAKING AT ONCE]
OH, I THINK THIS SHOULD BE
A RIP-DILLY OF A FIGHT.
ET TU, BRUTE?
[GASPS]
Announcer: FRIENDS, ROMANS,
SHRINERS
FROM LOCAL 1-3-7,
I PRESENT TO YOU,
FOR YOUR
SALACIOUS ENJOYMENT,
A FIGHT TO THE FINISH!
[CHEERING]
IN ONE CORNER,
A GIRL ALLEGEDLY
FROM THE FUTURE,
THE POWERFUL PAGAN!
[CROWD CHEERING]
AND IN THE OTHER CORNER,
THE OTHER GIRL
ALLEGEDLY FROM THE FUTURE,
THE PUNGENT PRINCESS!
[CROWD BOOING]
YIKES!
[GASPS] AH!
I MUST BREAK YOU!
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!
[SHOUTING]
LET'S GET READY TO GLADIATE!
[GASPS]
GEM, WAIT!
THESE AREN'T
THE SOFT, SQUISHY STAFFS
WE PRACTICED WITH!
I'M NOT FALLING
FOR THAT, SPELLMAN.
[CROWD CHEERS]
[GASPS]
OH, NO!
YOU'RE RIGHT!
WHAT DO WE DO?
WE SHOULD'VE LISTENED
TO THE TRAINERS!
[CROWD YELLING]
OK...
WORK WITH ME, HERE.
I'LL TAKE A SWING
AT YOUR LEGS,
AND YOU JUMP.
CAREFUL!
[CROWD BOOING]
OK, NOW DUCK!
[BOOING]
SOMETHING IS WRONG, HERE.
FOR SOME REASON,
I'M NOT ENJOYING THE BATTLE.
OOH!
OOH, THEY'RE FAKING!
THAT'S IT!
[SCREAMS]
FAKERS, FAKERS!
NOBODY DECEIVES CAESAR!
I'M DECEIT PROOF!
GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!
Sabrina:
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
[BOTH SCREAM]
[GUARDS YELLING]
Gem: WE'RE DONE FOR!
[GUARDS YELLING]
Salem:
OVER HERE!
THIS WAY!
GEM!
THE DOOR,
IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT.
DISTRACT THEM!
YOU DISTRACT 'EM!
OPEN IT, OPEN IT!
YOU HAVE TO GRAB
THAT ROPE.
I CAN'T REACH IT.
[GRUNTS]
[PANTING]
OPEN THE DOOR,
OPEN THE DOOR!
I CAN'T REACH IT.
DO THE MOVE!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GET ME BACK, ARE YOU?
WE'RE A TEAM.
TRUST ME!
[GRUNTS]
OOH, THE LEGIONNAIRE FLIP!
HOO, HOO!
I LOVE THAT MOVE!
BRAVO! GOOD SHOW!
EH, I MEAN, SLICE THEM UP
INTO TINY PIECES!
Gem:
IT'S NOT MOVING!
I'M TOO LIGHT!
WHOA!
[GASPS]
[CRASH]
[GRUNTING]
[BOTH GASP]
[HORSES WHINNY]
HUH?
[GUARDS SHOUTING]
AAH!
Both: WHOA!
[HORSES WHINNY]
OVER HERE!
WHERE?
UNDER THE HAYSTACK!
DIG, DIG!
FOLLOW ME.
OOF!
[BIRDS TWEETING]
WHAT?
DIDN'T YOU TEST IT?
I WAS BUSY MOVING
HALF A TON OF HAY!
[GUARDS SHOUTING]
THIS WAY!
THEY SEE US!
THINK OF SOMETHING!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
EVERYTHING'S THE SAME
AS WHEN WE CAME THROUGH.
WAIT A SECOND,
WE RIPPED THE BOOK
IN HALF!
AND THE BOOK IS
WHAT BROUGHT US HERE!
OF COURSE!
THAT'S TESSERACT 101.
FIX THE BOOK!
GEM,
IF THIS DOESN'T WORK,
I'M SORRY!
ME, TOO.
AAH!
SHUT UP
AND PUT THOSE...
OH, POO.
PERFECT, GEM.
THIS'LL BE AN A+
FOR SURE!
HOW'S THAT
BOOK REPORT COMING?
WE JUST FINISHED IT.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
PARTNER?
THAT'S RIGHT,
PARTNER.
OF COURSE,
YOU DO REALIZE
THAT I'LL HAVE TO TELL
EVERYONE AT SCHOOL
THAT WE WENT
BACK IN TIME
AND YOU HAVE
A TALKING CAT!
I KNOW.
ONE BRAIN RINSE,
FLUFF, AND FOLD
COMING UP.
OH, I JUST HAD
THE WORST DREAM.
I DREAMT THAT..
THAT...
OH, NEVER MIND.
CAN I LEAVE
YOUR STUPID HOUSE
NOW, SPELLMAN?
WE'RE DONE
WITH THE REPORT.
SURE, GEM.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
MEOW!
[LAUGHTER]
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