Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 40 - Field of Screams - full transcript
Sabrina's baseball team is on a major losing streak. And Gem is there to point it out. Sabrina conjures up the perfect team. Well almost perfect...they are monsters from the Netherworld. They bring Sabrina's team around and make them the champs! In doing so, they have benched Sabrina's team including Sabrina. In fact, they want to take over Greendale! So Sabrina and Gem join forces with all the losing players to beat the monsters!
[PURRING]
♪ SHE'S GOT A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ SO GET UP AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC ♪
♪ CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC ♪
♪ CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ♪
♪ SHE'LL BEWITCH YA ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ♪
♪ SHE'LL BEWITCH YA ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YA ♪
Sabrina: HA HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[WOMAN CHATTERING]
GO, SABRINA!
WHOO-HOO!
SOCK IT TO 'EM!
SOCK IT TO 'EM!
RAH, RAH, RAH!
SHISH KEBAB!
WHOOOO!
MAKE HIM STOP YELLING.
MAKE HIM STOP YELLING.
LET'S GO, HARVEY!
STRIKE HIM OUT!
I'D LIKE TO KEEP THEM
SOMEWHERE UNDER 40.
UHH!
AAH!
WHOO-HOO! RUN!
UHH!
OOF!
Sabrina: WATCH OUT FOR...
EACH OTHER.
[BOTH MOANING]
Gem: NICE TRY,
STINK-BRINA.
WE WIN AGAIN--
41 TO ZIP.
MAYBE YOU
AND THE NERD HERD
SHOULD RIDE BACK
TO DORKTOWN.
[KIDS LAUGH]
URRGGGG!
IS IT TOO MUCH
TO ASK
TO BE CAPTAIN
ON A WINNING TEAM?!
WELL, AT LEAST
YOU'RE HAVING FUN.
FUN?! YOU CALL GETTING
BEATEN BY 41 RUNS FUN?
I SURE HAD FUN.
YOU JUST LIKE HAVING
BIG FOAMY FINGERS.
GUILTY AS CHARGED.
SABRINA, YOU'RE TOO
CAUGHT UP IN WINNING
FOR THE SAKE OF WINNING.
IT'S NOT ABOUT
A HIGHER SCORE.
IT'S ABOUT GIVING
YOUR BEST SHOT,
SHOWING SOME HUSTLE.
I WISH I WAS HUSTLING
ON GEM'S TEAM.
AT LEAST THEY'RE GOOD.
I'M SURE YOUR TEAM
IS JUST AS GOOD,
BUT IN
DIFFERENT WAYS
WITH DIFFERENT
STRENGTHS.
IT'S YOUR JOB
AS CAPTAIN TO FIND
WHAT THEY ARE.
WE LEAD THE LEAGUE
IN TRIPPING,
DROPPING, AND WHIFFING.
JUST KEEP
YOUR HEAD UP
AND YOUR
FOAM FINGER HIGH.
COULD LIFE GET ANY WORSE?
HUH?
OH, SABRINA,
THE SKUNK FARM
CALLED TO SAY...
YOU STINK!
[GEM LAUGHING]
JAMES, GO!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I
HAVE TO TELL YOU?
PULL AWAY
RIGHT AFTER
I INSULT SOMEBODY!
DON'T JUST SIT--YAH!
MAYBE IF WE HAD
NIGHT PRACTICES
AND TWO-A-DAYS
AND GOT AN ATTITUDE
THERAPIST...
AND MAYBE RABBIT'S FEET
AND COPPER BRACELETS.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
MAGIC POOF HERE,
SOME ZAP THERE?
CHLOE, I CAN'T JUST
MAKE EVERYONE BETTER
WITH A SPELL.
THAT WOULD BE CHEATING.
OH, SABRINA.
IS IT REALLY SO BAD
HAVING GEM STONE
MAKE FUN OF YOU
IN FRONT OF
THE WHOLE TOWN,
CALLING YOU
A LOSER AND...
AND A REALLY BIG LOSER?
MAYBE IT IS TIME TO USE
A LITTLE POOF AND ZAP.
OH, BOY.
THEN I GUESS
YOU'LL BE NEEDING...
THIS!
SALEM, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING WITH
THE SPOOKY JAR?
WE KNEW YOU'D RESORT
TO MAGIC IF PRODDED
APPROPRIATELY.
JUST FIGURED WE'D SAVE YOU
THE LONG WALK DOWNSTAIRS.
OK. OK.
LET'S GO GET THE SPELL BOOK.
LET HER RIP!
NORTH, SOUTH,
EAST, WEST,
BRING MY TEAM
THE VERY BEST.
TASTIER THAN
FROZEN DINNERS,
FILL MY BASEBALL
TEAM WITH WINNERS.
[RUMBLING BURP]
THAT WAS
ANTICLIMACTIC.
MAYBE IT WAS THE PITCH.
I CALLED FOR A SINKER,
NOT A STINKER.
OH, WHAT'S THE USE?
I'M GOING TO BE
ON A LOSING TEAM
ALL SUMMER,
AND THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Chloe: WHAT A DRAG.
OH, WELL.
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
THERE ARE
WORSE THINGS THAN
LOSING TO GEM AGAIN,
LIKE DENTAL WORK
AND GRANDMA GRUNDY'S
LYE BUTTER.
WOW. WHO FLUSHED
THE FUN?
YOU REALIZE WE'RE GOING TO
LOSE TO GEM AGAIN?
I DON'T MIND IT
SO MUCH.
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, WE LOSE,
BUT FOR ME, WE'RE
IN THE FIELD SO MUCH
THAT I END UP PITCHING
MORE THAN ANY OTHER KID
IN THE LEAGUE.
IT'S KIND OF FUN.
FUN! FUN! FUN!
MAYBE WE SHOULD
WORRY LESS
ABOUT FUN
AND MORE ABOUT
WINNING.
HELLO, SABRINA.
WE'VE COME TO PLAY.
AAH!
AAH!
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
YOU CALLED US.
AAH!
AAH!
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, SABRINA?
THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS.
THEY DON'T LOOK
UNUSUAL TO YOU?
MAYBE A LITTLE
MONSTER-LIKE?
MAYBE YOU'VE
BEEN IN THE SUN
TOO LONG.
SO WHERE ARE
YOU GUYS FROM?
[EUROPEAN ACCENT]
WHERE ARE WE FROM?
[WHISPERING]
AHEM.
WE ARE FROM DOWN UNDER.
OH, I SEE.
EXCHANGE STUDENTS
FROM AUSTRALIA, RIGHT?
UH, OK.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY
BUT US NOTICE
THEY'RE MONSTERS?
IT MUST BE BECAUSE
WE WERE THERE WHEN
THE SPELL WAS CAST.
THIS IS GOOD NEWS.
I DON'T KNOW.
WE ALREADY HAVE
A PRETTY FULL TEAM,
AND TODAY'S
A BIG GAME.
OH, LIGHTEN UP,
JOY-SLAYER.
GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
BUT--
Sabrina: NEW PLAYERS,
THIS IS OUR TEAM.
TEAM, THESE ARE
OUR NEW PLAYERS.
TAKE THE FIELD,
NEW PLAYERS.
[CROWD CHEERING]
WOW! HOW DID
HE CATCH IT?
THAT KID'S GOT
SOME REACH.
THESE SPORTS PERSONS
WHO HAVE BECOME
OUR MUTUAL
ATHLETIC PARTICIPANTS
SURE EXUDE SKILL.
NO KIDDING.
UM, SABRINA,
I STILL
WANT TO PLAY.
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER
BE ON A WINNING TEAM?
YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT WINNING?
HA! THAT'S
A LAUGH.
OH, GEM. FOR ONCE,
THE PERSON I WANT TO SEE.
DO YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE
ANYTHING DIFFERENT
ABOUT MY TEAM TODAY?
WHAT--THAT THERE ARE
EVEN MORE LOSERS
THAN BEFORE?
WE'LL SEE ABOUT
WHO'S THE LOSER.
READY TO
TAKE THE FIELD?
HA! I WAS
BORN READY.
THEN LET'S PLAY BALL.
UM, SABRINA,
YOU FORGOT THE REST
OF MY PLAYERS.
Sabrina: VLAD,
I'M CAPTAIN. TRUST ME.
YOU GONNA LET HER
GET AWAY WITH THAT?
CALM DOWN.
I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING.
[ORGAN PLAYING]
COME ON, HARVEY!
STRIKE HIM OUT!
COME ON, BATTER!
SOCK IT TO HIM!
[CROWD CHEERING]
HE'S OUT!
All: HUH?
NOW, THAT'S
HOW TO PLAY BALL!
DID YOU EAT MY HOT DOG?
[MUFFLED]
MM-MM, MM-MM.
LUCKY CATCH.
LUCKY? YOU BETTER
GET USED TO IT.
[BAT HITS BALL]
[BLOWING WHISTLE]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[PANTING]
HUH?
[YAWNS]
WHA...UMPH!
[GASPS]
OUT!
All: YAY!
TRIPLE PLAY!
WAY TO GO, GUYS!
HUH?
Sabrina:
HEY! YOU CAN'T
TAKE OUT HARVEY.
HEY, HE'S PLAYING
GREAT! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
DOING WHAT
IT TAKES TO WIN.
WE ARE WINNING.
NOT BY ENOUGH!
HEY! I'M
THE CAPTAIN
OF THIS TEAM,
AND I SAY
HARVEY STAYS.
HE GOES!
OH, YEAH?
[HISSING]
AND YOU'RE WRONG
ABOUT ONE THING, SABRINA.
I'M CAPTAIN
OF THIS TEAM NOW.
BUT...
PPPFFFTTT!
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
YOU CAN HIT THE BENCH.
[GASPS]
[ORGAN PLAYING]
WHERE'S MY GIRL?
SHE HASN'T PLAYED ALL GAME.
NOTHING BUT THESE NEW KIDS.
HOLY JIMMY CARVEL!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY BENCHED YOU,
SABRINA.
YOU'RE CAPTAIN.
WELL, VLAD WAS RIGHT.
I DID MAKE
A MISTAKE--ONE.
THIS SITTING
ON THE BENCH
IS THE WORST.
I CONCUR.
THE NOVELTY
OF OBSERVING
THESE AUSTRALIAN
KIDS PLAY
BASEBALL
IS WEARING
QUITE THIN.
DID YOU
KNOW THAT
IN AUSTRALIA,
A CURVE BALL
SPINS
IN THE OPPOSITE
DIRECTION?
SHH. I'M TRYING
TO GET SOME SLEEP HERE.
OH...
HA HA!
YES!
CHALK ONE MORE VICTORY
UP TO THE IMPALERS!
THESE LOSERS
WERE A BREEZE.
[DRYLY]
GO, TEAM.
WELL, WE WON AGAIN.
YEAH, I GUESS.
HEY, IT'S NOT
TOO CROWDED TODAY.
HUH?
HUH?
WE'RE IN FIRST PLACE.
WE'RE BOUND
TO WIN THE SEASON.
IF YOU SAY SO.
[GROWLING]
WHOA...WHOA!
[CRASH]
IS IT ME, OR ARE
THESE KIDS KIND OF...
TAKING OVER?
WELL, THEY ARE
GREAT PLAYERS.
I DON'T JUST
MEAN THAT.
I MEAN, LOOK
WHAT'S GOING ON.
THEY WON'T
LET US PLAY
ON OUR OWN TEAM,
THEY'VE TAKEN OVER
THE BIKE TRAILS,
THE JUNGLE GYMS,
AND NOW
THE SODA SHAK.
WELL...
AND THERE'S SOMETHING
WEIRD ABOUT THEM,
SABRINA--
SOMETHING NOT NORMAL.
THEY'RE KIND OF MEAN.
BUT WE HAVEN'T LOST A GAME
SINCE THEY JOINED OUR TEAM.
YEAH, AND WE HAVEN'T
PLAYED, EITHER.
I TELL YOU WHAT,
SABRINA,
THIS IS THE WORST
SUMMER EVER.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
BUT WE'RE WINNERS,
RIGHT, HARVEY?
WE'RE WINNERS!
[SIGHS]
HMM...
UGH! SOMETHING'S
NOT RIGHT.
SO WHAT SHOULD I DO?
THEY'VE TAKEN OVER
EVERYTHING.
DON'T ASK ME.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
MESSED AROUND WITH MAGIC.
MAYBE YOU CAN
MAKE FRIENDS.
MAKE FRIENDS?
ALL THEY CARE
ABOUT IS WINNING
AND AT ALL COSTS.
WHO WANTS TO BE
FRIENDS WITH...
SOMEONE LIKE THAT?
SOMEONE LIKE ME.
I GOT TO TALK
TO THEM.
HEY. THAT'S WHAT
I'M WEARING.
I WAS FIRST!
WAS NOT.
WANT TO MAKE
SOMETHING OUT OF IT?
I JUST MIGHT.
COME ON, SALEM.
LET'S GO.
HOLD YOUR HORSES.
I WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT.
OK, I'M READY.
GREENDALE
CEMETERY.
THEY JUST HAD TO BE
IN THE CEMETERY.
MAYBE I'LL
MEET YOU BACK
AT THE--
UNH!
COME ON.
[LAUGHTER]
VLAD?
WHO'S THERE?
SABRINA SPELLMAN.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A SEAT...
ON THE BENCH!
HA HA HA!
[ALL LAUGHING]
Sabrina: I'M THE ONE
WHO CONJURED YOU UP,
AND I CALL THE SHOTS.
YOU'VE DONE YOUR PART,
AND NOW I'M SENDING YOU HOME.
HA HA!
HA HA!
THAT WAS YOUR PLAN?
YOU HAD A BETTER ONE?
MAGIC WON'T WORK,
MY LITTLE FRIEND.
WE'RE HERE TO STAY,
UNLESS YOU GUYS
WANT TO LEAVE.
[ALL CHATTERING]
NO WAY!
MM-MM!
SEE? WE LIKE IT
HERE IN GREENDALE.
IT'S SO MUCH
NICER THAN
THE NETHERWORLD.
TEMPERATE, TOO.
SOON ALL OF GREENDALE
WILL BE OURS!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
WHAT SHOULD I DO, SALEM?
I DON'T KNOW.
THE UNDEAD CAN BE
SO COMPETITIVE.
THAT'S IT!
YEAH!
WHAT'S IT?
[MONSTERS LAUGHING]
SO YOU GUYS
LIKE TO WIN, HUH?
OF COURSE WE DO,
WITCHLING.
LIFE IS SHORT.
WINNING...IS ETERNAL.
THEN HOW ABOUT A CHALLENGE?
THERE'S ONE GAME
LEFT IN THE SEASON--
THE KIDS OF GREENDALE
AGAINST YOUR TEAM.
IF WE WIN, YOU LEAVE.
AND IF WE WIN?
Salem:
YOU STILL LEAVE?
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
JUST AN IDEA.
IF WE WIN, YOU, SABRINA,
WILL BE BANISHED
TO THE NETHERWORLD!
[GASPS]
DON'T DO IT, KID!
YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A BET.
OY.
OK, SO WHY
AM I HERE?
ALL I KNOW IS
I GOT A CALL
FROM SABRINA.
SHE SAID
IT WAS IMPORTANT.
THIS IS ABOUT
SUB-BRAINA SMELLMAN?
"SUB-BRAINA"?
YOU DID NOT
MAKE THAT UP
ALL BY YOURSELF.
HMM. I PAY A SMART
KID TO MAKE UP
MY INSULTS FOR ME.
[WHISPERING]
CHLOE HALITOSIS.
SO WHERE IS SABRINA?
Sabrina: RIGHT HERE.
WE'VE GOT OURSELVES
A SITUATION.
VLAD'S TEAM
IS TAKING OVER.
YOU'VE GOT
A SITUATION?
WHY SHOULD I CARE?
[ALL SPEAKING ANGRILY]
THIS IS BIGGER THAN
OUR PETTY DIFFERENCES.
WHAT STARTED OUT
AS A HARMLESS
BASEBALL GAME
HAS TURNED
INTO A BATTLE
TO KEEP OUR TOWN.
THESE KIDS REFUSE
TO LEAVE, SO WE HAVE
TO DO SOMETHING.
THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO.
YEAH!
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
THEY'RE GONNA BEAT US AGAIN.
WE CAN BEAT THEM.
I MADE A BET--
WINNER TAKE ALL.
ONE GAME OF BASEBALL.
IF WE WIN, THEY LEAVE
GREENDALE FOREVER.
WHAT IF WE LOSE?
THEN I HAVE TO LEAVE
GREENDALE FOREVER
AND JOIN THEM
IN AUSTRALIA,
WORKING ON
A KANGAROO FARM.
YOU'D DO THAT
FOR US?
SABRINA,
THOSE OTHER GUYS
ARE SPECIAL.
THEY PLAY
LIKE...MAGIC.
WE MAY LOSE,
BUT IF WE DON'T TRY,
THEY'VE ALREADY WON.
SO WHO'S WITH ME?
UH, WHO GETS
TO PLAY?
WE ALL DO!
THEN I'M IN.
I'M IN, TOO!
I'M SICK OF
SITTING ON THE BENCH
BECAUSE OF THESE KIDS!
THEY TOOK THE CHOCOLATE SHOP,
THEY TOOK OUR BIKE TRAILS!
I WON'T STAND BY
WHILE THEY TAKE MY GREENDALE!
LET'S PLAY BALL!
[ALL CHEERING]
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO EAT MY HOT DOG
WITH TWO FOAM HANDS?
GIVE IT TO ME.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
HEY!
JOHNSON,
YOU TAKE
CENTER FIELD.
Gem: AND, WILSON,
YOU'RE CATCHER.
SEE! I TOLD YOU
WE STILL WOULDN'T
GET TO PLAY.
Gem: GREENDALE'S
BEST.
TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
SABRINA,
I DON'T KNOW IF EVEN
OUR BEST PLAYERS
CAN TAKE THESE GUYS.
THEY'RE TOO GOOD.
I'M SURE YOUR TEAM'S
GOT STRENGTHS,
BUT IT'S YOUR JOB
AS CAPTAIN TO FIND
WHAT THEY ARE.
PETER, QUICK.
IF A BALL TRAVELS
AT 50 MILES AN HOUR
AND IS HIT BY A BAT
AT 30 DEGREES,
WHERE WILL IT LAND?
2.7 FEET FROM
THE CENTER FENCE.
SAM, HOW SMALL
CAN YOU MAKE YOURSELF?
PRETTY DARN
SMALL. WHY?
BECAUSE WE'RE GOING
TO MAKE A COUPLE
CHANGES TO THE LINEUP.
WAIT. YOU'RE GOING
TO PULL OUT MY JOCKS
AND PUT IN
YOUR GEEKS?
HA! YOU'RE CRACKED.
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, GEM.
I THINK I JUST
FIGURED OUT SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN MISSING ALL SUMMER.
ARE WE GOING TO PLAY
OR WHAT?
IT'S THE LITTLE GUY.
EASY OUT!
BUT LITTLE GUYS MEAN
LITTLE STRIKE ZONES.
BALL ONE!
BALL 2!
BALL 3!
[CHEERING]
BALL 4! RUNNER,
TAKE YOUR BASE.
SO YOU GOT ONE BASE.
BIG DEAL!
GET READY TO MEET
GREENDALE'S FINEST, VLAD.
BECAUSE NOW
WE'RE PLAYING SMART!
HUH?
[ALL CHEERING]
HEY, YOU'VE GOT
TO STAY ON BASE.
WHOO-HOO!
WE'RE WINNING!
WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?
WE'RE FINALLY HAVING FUN
AGAIN. WE'RE OFF THE BENCH!
BALL 3!
BALL 4!
[WHISTLES]
[PANTING]
[CHEERING]
COME ON!
ONE MORE OUT!
LET'S GO, GREENDALE!
UH, DID THAT CAT
JUST TALK?
I DIDN'T
HEAR ANYTHING.
MEOW, MEOW.
WHEW...
JUST ONE MORE OUT.
THAT'S ALL
WE NEED TO WIN.
I SAY, PUT ALL
OUR BEST PLAYERS
IN THE FIELD.
THEY'LL NEVER MISS
A CATCH.
CAN WE COUNT
ON YOU, PETER?
YES, YOU CAN.
THEN LET'S GET
THESE GUYS OUT.
OK, IF YOU WANT TO SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
DODGING BOOMERANGS.
[GULPS]
OH, NO!
THIS THROWS OFF
ALL MY CALCULATIONS!
IT'S GONNA BE...
OVER THE FENCE!
[GASPS]
YES!
HOLD STEADY!
All: WHOA...
OH, NO!
UHH!
UHH!
[ALL GASPING]
[GASPS]
[CHEERING]
YEAH!
BEST 2 OUT OF 3?
CURSE YOU,
SABRINA SPELLMAN!
CHLOE, WE DID IT!
LOOK AT THE SCORE!
HECK WITH THE SCORE!
I'M ACTUALLY HAVING FUN!
YEAH! WINNING'S
GREAT AND ALL,
BUT NOT IF YOU
FORGET TO HAVE FUN
ALONG THE WAY.
I JUST WISH I'D REALIZED
THIS AT THE BEGINNING
OF THE SUMMER.
OF COURSE,
BASKETBALL SEASON
IS COMING,
AND I THINK
I FIGURED OUT
WHAT WENT WRONG
WITH THE SPELL.
Chloe: FADE THAT, GIRL.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
FREAKS.
SAVAGE, WE LOVE YOU.
♪ SHE'S GOT A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ SO GET UP AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC ♪
♪ CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC ♪
♪ CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ♪
♪ SHE'LL BEWITCH YA ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ♪
♪ SHE'LL BEWITCH YA ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YA ♪
Sabrina: HA HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[WOMAN CHATTERING]
GO, SABRINA!
WHOO-HOO!
SOCK IT TO 'EM!
SOCK IT TO 'EM!
RAH, RAH, RAH!
SHISH KEBAB!
WHOOOO!
MAKE HIM STOP YELLING.
MAKE HIM STOP YELLING.
LET'S GO, HARVEY!
STRIKE HIM OUT!
I'D LIKE TO KEEP THEM
SOMEWHERE UNDER 40.
UHH!
AAH!
WHOO-HOO! RUN!
UHH!
OOF!
Sabrina: WATCH OUT FOR...
EACH OTHER.
[BOTH MOANING]
Gem: NICE TRY,
STINK-BRINA.
WE WIN AGAIN--
41 TO ZIP.
MAYBE YOU
AND THE NERD HERD
SHOULD RIDE BACK
TO DORKTOWN.
[KIDS LAUGH]
URRGGGG!
IS IT TOO MUCH
TO ASK
TO BE CAPTAIN
ON A WINNING TEAM?!
WELL, AT LEAST
YOU'RE HAVING FUN.
FUN?! YOU CALL GETTING
BEATEN BY 41 RUNS FUN?
I SURE HAD FUN.
YOU JUST LIKE HAVING
BIG FOAMY FINGERS.
GUILTY AS CHARGED.
SABRINA, YOU'RE TOO
CAUGHT UP IN WINNING
FOR THE SAKE OF WINNING.
IT'S NOT ABOUT
A HIGHER SCORE.
IT'S ABOUT GIVING
YOUR BEST SHOT,
SHOWING SOME HUSTLE.
I WISH I WAS HUSTLING
ON GEM'S TEAM.
AT LEAST THEY'RE GOOD.
I'M SURE YOUR TEAM
IS JUST AS GOOD,
BUT IN
DIFFERENT WAYS
WITH DIFFERENT
STRENGTHS.
IT'S YOUR JOB
AS CAPTAIN TO FIND
WHAT THEY ARE.
WE LEAD THE LEAGUE
IN TRIPPING,
DROPPING, AND WHIFFING.
JUST KEEP
YOUR HEAD UP
AND YOUR
FOAM FINGER HIGH.
COULD LIFE GET ANY WORSE?
HUH?
OH, SABRINA,
THE SKUNK FARM
CALLED TO SAY...
YOU STINK!
[GEM LAUGHING]
JAMES, GO!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I
HAVE TO TELL YOU?
PULL AWAY
RIGHT AFTER
I INSULT SOMEBODY!
DON'T JUST SIT--YAH!
MAYBE IF WE HAD
NIGHT PRACTICES
AND TWO-A-DAYS
AND GOT AN ATTITUDE
THERAPIST...
AND MAYBE RABBIT'S FEET
AND COPPER BRACELETS.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
MAGIC POOF HERE,
SOME ZAP THERE?
CHLOE, I CAN'T JUST
MAKE EVERYONE BETTER
WITH A SPELL.
THAT WOULD BE CHEATING.
OH, SABRINA.
IS IT REALLY SO BAD
HAVING GEM STONE
MAKE FUN OF YOU
IN FRONT OF
THE WHOLE TOWN,
CALLING YOU
A LOSER AND...
AND A REALLY BIG LOSER?
MAYBE IT IS TIME TO USE
A LITTLE POOF AND ZAP.
OH, BOY.
THEN I GUESS
YOU'LL BE NEEDING...
THIS!
SALEM, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING WITH
THE SPOOKY JAR?
WE KNEW YOU'D RESORT
TO MAGIC IF PRODDED
APPROPRIATELY.
JUST FIGURED WE'D SAVE YOU
THE LONG WALK DOWNSTAIRS.
OK. OK.
LET'S GO GET THE SPELL BOOK.
LET HER RIP!
NORTH, SOUTH,
EAST, WEST,
BRING MY TEAM
THE VERY BEST.
TASTIER THAN
FROZEN DINNERS,
FILL MY BASEBALL
TEAM WITH WINNERS.
[RUMBLING BURP]
THAT WAS
ANTICLIMACTIC.
MAYBE IT WAS THE PITCH.
I CALLED FOR A SINKER,
NOT A STINKER.
OH, WHAT'S THE USE?
I'M GOING TO BE
ON A LOSING TEAM
ALL SUMMER,
AND THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Chloe: WHAT A DRAG.
OH, WELL.
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
THERE ARE
WORSE THINGS THAN
LOSING TO GEM AGAIN,
LIKE DENTAL WORK
AND GRANDMA GRUNDY'S
LYE BUTTER.
WOW. WHO FLUSHED
THE FUN?
YOU REALIZE WE'RE GOING TO
LOSE TO GEM AGAIN?
I DON'T MIND IT
SO MUCH.
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, WE LOSE,
BUT FOR ME, WE'RE
IN THE FIELD SO MUCH
THAT I END UP PITCHING
MORE THAN ANY OTHER KID
IN THE LEAGUE.
IT'S KIND OF FUN.
FUN! FUN! FUN!
MAYBE WE SHOULD
WORRY LESS
ABOUT FUN
AND MORE ABOUT
WINNING.
HELLO, SABRINA.
WE'VE COME TO PLAY.
AAH!
AAH!
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
YOU CALLED US.
AAH!
AAH!
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, SABRINA?
THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS.
THEY DON'T LOOK
UNUSUAL TO YOU?
MAYBE A LITTLE
MONSTER-LIKE?
MAYBE YOU'VE
BEEN IN THE SUN
TOO LONG.
SO WHERE ARE
YOU GUYS FROM?
[EUROPEAN ACCENT]
WHERE ARE WE FROM?
[WHISPERING]
AHEM.
WE ARE FROM DOWN UNDER.
OH, I SEE.
EXCHANGE STUDENTS
FROM AUSTRALIA, RIGHT?
UH, OK.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY
BUT US NOTICE
THEY'RE MONSTERS?
IT MUST BE BECAUSE
WE WERE THERE WHEN
THE SPELL WAS CAST.
THIS IS GOOD NEWS.
I DON'T KNOW.
WE ALREADY HAVE
A PRETTY FULL TEAM,
AND TODAY'S
A BIG GAME.
OH, LIGHTEN UP,
JOY-SLAYER.
GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
BUT--
Sabrina: NEW PLAYERS,
THIS IS OUR TEAM.
TEAM, THESE ARE
OUR NEW PLAYERS.
TAKE THE FIELD,
NEW PLAYERS.
[CROWD CHEERING]
WOW! HOW DID
HE CATCH IT?
THAT KID'S GOT
SOME REACH.
THESE SPORTS PERSONS
WHO HAVE BECOME
OUR MUTUAL
ATHLETIC PARTICIPANTS
SURE EXUDE SKILL.
NO KIDDING.
UM, SABRINA,
I STILL
WANT TO PLAY.
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER
BE ON A WINNING TEAM?
YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT WINNING?
HA! THAT'S
A LAUGH.
OH, GEM. FOR ONCE,
THE PERSON I WANT TO SEE.
DO YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE
ANYTHING DIFFERENT
ABOUT MY TEAM TODAY?
WHAT--THAT THERE ARE
EVEN MORE LOSERS
THAN BEFORE?
WE'LL SEE ABOUT
WHO'S THE LOSER.
READY TO
TAKE THE FIELD?
HA! I WAS
BORN READY.
THEN LET'S PLAY BALL.
UM, SABRINA,
YOU FORGOT THE REST
OF MY PLAYERS.
Sabrina: VLAD,
I'M CAPTAIN. TRUST ME.
YOU GONNA LET HER
GET AWAY WITH THAT?
CALM DOWN.
I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING.
[ORGAN PLAYING]
COME ON, HARVEY!
STRIKE HIM OUT!
COME ON, BATTER!
SOCK IT TO HIM!
[CROWD CHEERING]
HE'S OUT!
All: HUH?
NOW, THAT'S
HOW TO PLAY BALL!
DID YOU EAT MY HOT DOG?
[MUFFLED]
MM-MM, MM-MM.
LUCKY CATCH.
LUCKY? YOU BETTER
GET USED TO IT.
[BAT HITS BALL]
[BLOWING WHISTLE]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[PANTING]
HUH?
[YAWNS]
WHA...UMPH!
[GASPS]
OUT!
All: YAY!
TRIPLE PLAY!
WAY TO GO, GUYS!
HUH?
Sabrina:
HEY! YOU CAN'T
TAKE OUT HARVEY.
HEY, HE'S PLAYING
GREAT! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
DOING WHAT
IT TAKES TO WIN.
WE ARE WINNING.
NOT BY ENOUGH!
HEY! I'M
THE CAPTAIN
OF THIS TEAM,
AND I SAY
HARVEY STAYS.
HE GOES!
OH, YEAH?
[HISSING]
AND YOU'RE WRONG
ABOUT ONE THING, SABRINA.
I'M CAPTAIN
OF THIS TEAM NOW.
BUT...
PPPFFFTTT!
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
YOU CAN HIT THE BENCH.
[GASPS]
[ORGAN PLAYING]
WHERE'S MY GIRL?
SHE HASN'T PLAYED ALL GAME.
NOTHING BUT THESE NEW KIDS.
HOLY JIMMY CARVEL!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY BENCHED YOU,
SABRINA.
YOU'RE CAPTAIN.
WELL, VLAD WAS RIGHT.
I DID MAKE
A MISTAKE--ONE.
THIS SITTING
ON THE BENCH
IS THE WORST.
I CONCUR.
THE NOVELTY
OF OBSERVING
THESE AUSTRALIAN
KIDS PLAY
BASEBALL
IS WEARING
QUITE THIN.
DID YOU
KNOW THAT
IN AUSTRALIA,
A CURVE BALL
SPINS
IN THE OPPOSITE
DIRECTION?
SHH. I'M TRYING
TO GET SOME SLEEP HERE.
OH...
HA HA!
YES!
CHALK ONE MORE VICTORY
UP TO THE IMPALERS!
THESE LOSERS
WERE A BREEZE.
[DRYLY]
GO, TEAM.
WELL, WE WON AGAIN.
YEAH, I GUESS.
HEY, IT'S NOT
TOO CROWDED TODAY.
HUH?
HUH?
WE'RE IN FIRST PLACE.
WE'RE BOUND
TO WIN THE SEASON.
IF YOU SAY SO.
[GROWLING]
WHOA...WHOA!
[CRASH]
IS IT ME, OR ARE
THESE KIDS KIND OF...
TAKING OVER?
WELL, THEY ARE
GREAT PLAYERS.
I DON'T JUST
MEAN THAT.
I MEAN, LOOK
WHAT'S GOING ON.
THEY WON'T
LET US PLAY
ON OUR OWN TEAM,
THEY'VE TAKEN OVER
THE BIKE TRAILS,
THE JUNGLE GYMS,
AND NOW
THE SODA SHAK.
WELL...
AND THERE'S SOMETHING
WEIRD ABOUT THEM,
SABRINA--
SOMETHING NOT NORMAL.
THEY'RE KIND OF MEAN.
BUT WE HAVEN'T LOST A GAME
SINCE THEY JOINED OUR TEAM.
YEAH, AND WE HAVEN'T
PLAYED, EITHER.
I TELL YOU WHAT,
SABRINA,
THIS IS THE WORST
SUMMER EVER.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
BUT WE'RE WINNERS,
RIGHT, HARVEY?
WE'RE WINNERS!
[SIGHS]
HMM...
UGH! SOMETHING'S
NOT RIGHT.
SO WHAT SHOULD I DO?
THEY'VE TAKEN OVER
EVERYTHING.
DON'T ASK ME.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
MESSED AROUND WITH MAGIC.
MAYBE YOU CAN
MAKE FRIENDS.
MAKE FRIENDS?
ALL THEY CARE
ABOUT IS WINNING
AND AT ALL COSTS.
WHO WANTS TO BE
FRIENDS WITH...
SOMEONE LIKE THAT?
SOMEONE LIKE ME.
I GOT TO TALK
TO THEM.
HEY. THAT'S WHAT
I'M WEARING.
I WAS FIRST!
WAS NOT.
WANT TO MAKE
SOMETHING OUT OF IT?
I JUST MIGHT.
COME ON, SALEM.
LET'S GO.
HOLD YOUR HORSES.
I WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT.
OK, I'M READY.
GREENDALE
CEMETERY.
THEY JUST HAD TO BE
IN THE CEMETERY.
MAYBE I'LL
MEET YOU BACK
AT THE--
UNH!
COME ON.
[LAUGHTER]
VLAD?
WHO'S THERE?
SABRINA SPELLMAN.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A SEAT...
ON THE BENCH!
HA HA HA!
[ALL LAUGHING]
Sabrina: I'M THE ONE
WHO CONJURED YOU UP,
AND I CALL THE SHOTS.
YOU'VE DONE YOUR PART,
AND NOW I'M SENDING YOU HOME.
HA HA!
HA HA!
THAT WAS YOUR PLAN?
YOU HAD A BETTER ONE?
MAGIC WON'T WORK,
MY LITTLE FRIEND.
WE'RE HERE TO STAY,
UNLESS YOU GUYS
WANT TO LEAVE.
[ALL CHATTERING]
NO WAY!
MM-MM!
SEE? WE LIKE IT
HERE IN GREENDALE.
IT'S SO MUCH
NICER THAN
THE NETHERWORLD.
TEMPERATE, TOO.
SOON ALL OF GREENDALE
WILL BE OURS!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
WHAT SHOULD I DO, SALEM?
I DON'T KNOW.
THE UNDEAD CAN BE
SO COMPETITIVE.
THAT'S IT!
YEAH!
WHAT'S IT?
[MONSTERS LAUGHING]
SO YOU GUYS
LIKE TO WIN, HUH?
OF COURSE WE DO,
WITCHLING.
LIFE IS SHORT.
WINNING...IS ETERNAL.
THEN HOW ABOUT A CHALLENGE?
THERE'S ONE GAME
LEFT IN THE SEASON--
THE KIDS OF GREENDALE
AGAINST YOUR TEAM.
IF WE WIN, YOU LEAVE.
AND IF WE WIN?
Salem:
YOU STILL LEAVE?
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
JUST AN IDEA.
IF WE WIN, YOU, SABRINA,
WILL BE BANISHED
TO THE NETHERWORLD!
[GASPS]
DON'T DO IT, KID!
YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A BET.
OY.
OK, SO WHY
AM I HERE?
ALL I KNOW IS
I GOT A CALL
FROM SABRINA.
SHE SAID
IT WAS IMPORTANT.
THIS IS ABOUT
SUB-BRAINA SMELLMAN?
"SUB-BRAINA"?
YOU DID NOT
MAKE THAT UP
ALL BY YOURSELF.
HMM. I PAY A SMART
KID TO MAKE UP
MY INSULTS FOR ME.
[WHISPERING]
CHLOE HALITOSIS.
SO WHERE IS SABRINA?
Sabrina: RIGHT HERE.
WE'VE GOT OURSELVES
A SITUATION.
VLAD'S TEAM
IS TAKING OVER.
YOU'VE GOT
A SITUATION?
WHY SHOULD I CARE?
[ALL SPEAKING ANGRILY]
THIS IS BIGGER THAN
OUR PETTY DIFFERENCES.
WHAT STARTED OUT
AS A HARMLESS
BASEBALL GAME
HAS TURNED
INTO A BATTLE
TO KEEP OUR TOWN.
THESE KIDS REFUSE
TO LEAVE, SO WE HAVE
TO DO SOMETHING.
THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO.
YEAH!
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
THEY'RE GONNA BEAT US AGAIN.
WE CAN BEAT THEM.
I MADE A BET--
WINNER TAKE ALL.
ONE GAME OF BASEBALL.
IF WE WIN, THEY LEAVE
GREENDALE FOREVER.
WHAT IF WE LOSE?
THEN I HAVE TO LEAVE
GREENDALE FOREVER
AND JOIN THEM
IN AUSTRALIA,
WORKING ON
A KANGAROO FARM.
YOU'D DO THAT
FOR US?
SABRINA,
THOSE OTHER GUYS
ARE SPECIAL.
THEY PLAY
LIKE...MAGIC.
WE MAY LOSE,
BUT IF WE DON'T TRY,
THEY'VE ALREADY WON.
SO WHO'S WITH ME?
UH, WHO GETS
TO PLAY?
WE ALL DO!
THEN I'M IN.
I'M IN, TOO!
I'M SICK OF
SITTING ON THE BENCH
BECAUSE OF THESE KIDS!
THEY TOOK THE CHOCOLATE SHOP,
THEY TOOK OUR BIKE TRAILS!
I WON'T STAND BY
WHILE THEY TAKE MY GREENDALE!
LET'S PLAY BALL!
[ALL CHEERING]
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO EAT MY HOT DOG
WITH TWO FOAM HANDS?
GIVE IT TO ME.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
HEY!
JOHNSON,
YOU TAKE
CENTER FIELD.
Gem: AND, WILSON,
YOU'RE CATCHER.
SEE! I TOLD YOU
WE STILL WOULDN'T
GET TO PLAY.
Gem: GREENDALE'S
BEST.
TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
SABRINA,
I DON'T KNOW IF EVEN
OUR BEST PLAYERS
CAN TAKE THESE GUYS.
THEY'RE TOO GOOD.
I'M SURE YOUR TEAM'S
GOT STRENGTHS,
BUT IT'S YOUR JOB
AS CAPTAIN TO FIND
WHAT THEY ARE.
PETER, QUICK.
IF A BALL TRAVELS
AT 50 MILES AN HOUR
AND IS HIT BY A BAT
AT 30 DEGREES,
WHERE WILL IT LAND?
2.7 FEET FROM
THE CENTER FENCE.
SAM, HOW SMALL
CAN YOU MAKE YOURSELF?
PRETTY DARN
SMALL. WHY?
BECAUSE WE'RE GOING
TO MAKE A COUPLE
CHANGES TO THE LINEUP.
WAIT. YOU'RE GOING
TO PULL OUT MY JOCKS
AND PUT IN
YOUR GEEKS?
HA! YOU'RE CRACKED.
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, GEM.
I THINK I JUST
FIGURED OUT SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN MISSING ALL SUMMER.
ARE WE GOING TO PLAY
OR WHAT?
IT'S THE LITTLE GUY.
EASY OUT!
BUT LITTLE GUYS MEAN
LITTLE STRIKE ZONES.
BALL ONE!
BALL 2!
BALL 3!
[CHEERING]
BALL 4! RUNNER,
TAKE YOUR BASE.
SO YOU GOT ONE BASE.
BIG DEAL!
GET READY TO MEET
GREENDALE'S FINEST, VLAD.
BECAUSE NOW
WE'RE PLAYING SMART!
HUH?
[ALL CHEERING]
HEY, YOU'VE GOT
TO STAY ON BASE.
WHOO-HOO!
WE'RE WINNING!
WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?
WE'RE FINALLY HAVING FUN
AGAIN. WE'RE OFF THE BENCH!
BALL 3!
BALL 4!
[WHISTLES]
[PANTING]
[CHEERING]
COME ON!
ONE MORE OUT!
LET'S GO, GREENDALE!
UH, DID THAT CAT
JUST TALK?
I DIDN'T
HEAR ANYTHING.
MEOW, MEOW.
WHEW...
JUST ONE MORE OUT.
THAT'S ALL
WE NEED TO WIN.
I SAY, PUT ALL
OUR BEST PLAYERS
IN THE FIELD.
THEY'LL NEVER MISS
A CATCH.
CAN WE COUNT
ON YOU, PETER?
YES, YOU CAN.
THEN LET'S GET
THESE GUYS OUT.
OK, IF YOU WANT TO SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
DODGING BOOMERANGS.
[GULPS]
OH, NO!
THIS THROWS OFF
ALL MY CALCULATIONS!
IT'S GONNA BE...
OVER THE FENCE!
[GASPS]
YES!
HOLD STEADY!
All: WHOA...
OH, NO!
UHH!
UHH!
[ALL GASPING]
[GASPS]
[CHEERING]
YEAH!
BEST 2 OUT OF 3?
CURSE YOU,
SABRINA SPELLMAN!
CHLOE, WE DID IT!
LOOK AT THE SCORE!
HECK WITH THE SCORE!
I'M ACTUALLY HAVING FUN!
YEAH! WINNING'S
GREAT AND ALL,
BUT NOT IF YOU
FORGET TO HAVE FUN
ALONG THE WAY.
I JUST WISH I'D REALIZED
THIS AT THE BEGINNING
OF THE SUMMER.
OF COURSE,
BASKETBALL SEASON
IS COMING,
AND I THINK
I FIGURED OUT
WHAT WENT WRONG
WITH THE SPELL.
Chloe: FADE THAT, GIRL.
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