Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 38 - Harvzilla - full transcript

When Harvey can't make the wrestling team, Sabrina uses Dragon Spray to help him. The stuff actually works, making Harvey a star wrestler who can even beat Slugloafe. But Harvey thinks the spray gives him luck and he takes more than he should. It causes him to grow to Dragon size proportions and he destroys the town in search for more spray. Sabrina must get Harvey to remember what it's like being his old self in order to get things back to normal.

[PURRING]

♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪

♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪

♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪

♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪

♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪

♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪



♪ GET HAPPY ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

HA HA!

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

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♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪



Whew!

Gaaaa!

Humphhh!

Hi, Harvey.

Are you ready to...

...explode? Are you okay?

I'm getting ready for
wrestling tryouts today!

So is the "egg-salad power
chaw" a new type of event?

The eggs are to
help me bulk up.

Protein's the
building block of muscle.

Ahhhhaa!

AAAAAAHHHHHAA!

And if rippling slabs of
muscle don't do the trick,

I've loaded up on
good luck charms.

Check it out -- I've
got a rabbit's foot,

a lucky stone, and a feather!

I even gave myself a
wrestling name: Harvzilla!

Harvzilla, huh?

Oh, what's the use?

I'm not going to
make the team.

It'll be just like last year.

No it won't.

You're tons bigger this year.

Sort of.

C'mon.

Well, hello.

It's so nice to finally have
someone around here to

talk to. It gets lonely.

Oh sure, there's
always the houseflies,

but they're not
much for conversation.

"Please don't eat me!
Please don't eat me!"

Bor-ing.

Wanna see pictures of my kids?

I have seven hundred.

Go Harvzilla!

Ouch.

Harvzilla?

Ha! It's more like Shrimpzilla!

Shrimpzilla! Ha, ha!

1- 2- 3- 4!

Ha, ha!

Shrimpzilla!

Ha, ha!

Winner, Slugloaf!

Loser , Kinkle.

But... I ate eggs...
I practiced...

Practiced?!

Do you think Patton
"practiced" the siege of

Bastogne?

Do you think our brave
gyrenes "practiced" taking

Hamburger Hill?

Do you think the Army
"practiced" putting the lead

plate in my forebrain?...

Uh, what was my point?

Your forebrain, sir?

Right.

My point is, the last
two words in "American"

are "I can." And,
unfortunately in your case,

son -- you can't.
Ahh, don't be sad.

Maybe you can
join the cocktails.

The cocktails?

Yeah.

I hear they're looking
for a bunch of shrimp!

Bahh!

Harvey...

Ohh...

Surprise!

It's the
Gigantersaurus Sundae!

Look, Harvey.

I know you're upset.

But you have lots of talents.

Sure some people are better
at wrestling because

they're bigger.

But you're better at
little guy things...

Like what?

Like, uhm...

You could be a kindergarten
teacher for instance,

or a puppeteer...

a florist...

uhm...

What I'm trying to say is...

Yummy.

Why don't you just say it.

I'm too scrawny.

I'll never be anything more
than a tiny little nothing!

I'll see you... some day.

Oof.

Watch where you're going...

Shrimpzilla!

Shrimpzilla!

Ha ha!

What a loser!

Rrrrrg!

(gasp) Whoa!

Wha!

D'oh!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

That wasn't FUNNY!!!

Want to pounce!

Must fight the impulse.

But the siren call
of the rubber mousie

beckons...ohhhhh...

Sabrina:
Can't homework wait?

This is important!

Sabrina, I have
to concentrate...

This pencil is
recording my thoughts.

And writing our English paper!

Then why's the only thing
it says: "Hilda loves

Andy Fickman?"

Oh, uhm...

must be some kind of...
cosmic interference.

Heh, heh.

Now it says "He's a
hot hunk of taffy."

Stop reading.

Now it says, "Stop reading."

I mean it!

Now it says...

You better not!

Besides, I don't think
that's physically possible.

Alright, Hilda. My turn.

Oh, sweet, supple rodent,
thou art a cruel mistress!

Please? I don't
know what to do!

Look, Sabrina, give it time.

Harvey'll grow.

But he's unhappy now.

He won't even leave his house!

Can't I use the Spooky Jar?

Zelda:
You know the rules.

Never use Spooky Jar magic --
Especially to interfere with a

mortal's natural life.

Well, what's the point of
having cool magic powers if

you can't abuse them?

Hmm. She's got us there.

Look... I know it's tough, but
Harvey will pull through.

Trust me.

Are you sure?

As sure as that pencil
is writing on that paper.

RUBBER MOUSIE!!!!!

Ooffff!

Huh?

All right.

Both of you out!

Poor Harvey.

He really needs my support.

What do you think, Salem?

I think that in retrospect, a
rubber eraser probably wasn't

worth such acute
mental anguish.

That's not what I meant.

Look, if you wanna
help the mortal,

use the Spooky Jar.

I can't.

Not after Zelda told
me specifically not to.

Then how're we going to do it?

I don't know.

I know just who can
help with your problem!

I.O. Newt!

I.O. Who?

Newt.

The spell doctor who
lives in the basement.

There's a spell
doctor in our basement?

SSSHH!

Don't tell anyone......But
I've got an arrangement.

He pays me a little
ch-ching ch-ching,

and I let him live down there.

But isn't that dangerous?

Exactly.

Exactly what?

Exactly why I don't
want you to tell anyone.

Excuse me, Newton...

Huhh??

What?

Baah!

Oh, well, well, well...

look who decided to
visit poor old Newt.

About time.

Actually, I've got a request.

Oh. A request.

You know, it wouldn't kill a
cat to stop down every now and

again to say "hi."

'Cause I'm down here
twenty-four-seven.

I know.

All by my lonesome.

Look, Newt, this is business.

I brought Sabrina...

Hi Mr. Newt!

Ahh! A witch! Go away!

What's the matter?

Oh just something about the
most common ingredient in

witch-spells being
'eye of newt...'

Then why do you live in a
house full of witches?

It's rent controlled!

Listen, Newt.

We'll be out of
your hair in a second.

But Sabrina needs your help.

She's having a problem.

It's my friend Harvey.

He's a little guy who wants
to make the wrestling team.

I want a spell to
make him Stronger...

buffer... bigger.

Bigger...

Dead Sea Scroll... I
should probably return that...

Ah ha!

Ta da!

Dragon spray!

Careful! Careful!

That's powerful stuff.

Give it here.

Oh!

Use only one spritz!

It's very concentrated.

That should be
more than enough.

Oh no!

Hey Harv!

I've got a surprise for you!

It's good luck cologne.

For wrestling try-outs.

News flash.

Try-outs are over.

I was the loser, remember.

Well... you should try again.

Why, so more
people can laugh at me?

No thanks.

Okay, I'll try it.

But just for you.

Slugloaf:
Hey there, Shrimpzilla.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

It just gets
funnier each time!

Hey Slugloaf!

Harvey, what are you doing?

Hey, I'm talking to
you, fish bait.

Oh!

What did you call me, Kinkle?

What's the matter?

You can't hear me with
all that stupid clogging

up your ears?

I'm going slice you
into Kinkle-Kut Fries!

Not today, Slugloaf.

Gnnnnhh!

No!

Oh!

UGMPFF!

ARRGH!

Say uncle...

Uncle! Uncle!

Who's next!

Coach:
It looks like there's a
new champ wrestler in town...

And his name is Harvey Kinkle!

Me?

How'd you like to be on
the starting team, son?

I'd love to.

Oh!

(laughter)

Girl:
Hey, Harvey.

Harvey! Hey!

Hey, Harvey. You wanna
carry my notebook?

Nope. Don't got the time.

But Harvey...

What part of "nope"
don't you understand?!

Huh?

Geez, Harvey...

and I can't believe
I'm about to say this,

but... Weren't you just
a little mean to Gem?

Look, Sabrina.

I've got a lot
on my mind, okay?

Listen, tonight's
a big match and...

can I have another
spritz of that lucky cologne.

It worked so well before.

I'm not sure that's a...

Come on, Sabrina.
Just once more.

The whole school
will be there tonight.

It's a big match.

Alright. Just one more.

Slugloaf:
Hey Kinkle...

I know I hate you, but
nice match yesterday.

Don't you ever touch me!

Roar!!!

OOOOH!

Uh-oh.

Oops.

Don't worry.

Sure, only one
spritz is suggested,

but two shouldn't hurt him.

But he sure was acting funny.

He'll be fine.

After all, he's a
full-grown man.

He's not full grown!

He's a twelve year old!

Ptuii!

Twelve! He's twelve!

Oh, no. Why didn't you tell me!

I did.

Well, you should know better
than to trust a one eyed newt

to remember something!

What do I do?

Just give me the spray
so he can't get any more.

It'll mix with his
growing hormones and he may...

Never be normal again.

But it's in my
locker at school...

I gotta go!

(students chanting)
Harvzilla! Harvzilla!

Luck... luck... Come on, luck.

Saddle up, lock and load!

Time to face the enemy...

Got rabbit's foot,
four leaf clover...

need luck.

Need more luck.

Lucky cologne...

Her locker! I can smell it!

(Grunt)

Hey! That's not your
locker, Kinkle!

I'm telling Sabrina!

Oh, you're gonna
get in trouble.

Don't make me angry!

You won't like me
when I'm angry!

Yaah!!

Maybe I'm not too late!

Run for your life! Mommy!

AAAA!

Harvey?

Stay back, Sabrina.

No!!!!

ROAR!

GRRRROAR!

Harvey, stop!

ROAR!

HARVZILLA! HARVZILLA!

Who wants a piece of me?

Whaaaa!

ROAR!

Yaah!

Run!

There's a giant lizard!

Aaahhh!

Whooooaaa!

Nooooo!!!!

ROOOAAAAAARRR!!!!

Oh No!

More spray! Need more power!

Billy, it was
just a horror movie.

That's all. No need
to be afraid.

(Growl)
(Gasp)

It's all make-believe.

Now go to sleep.

Blech!

Roar!

Have we gotten any mail
in the past couple days?

There's been a kinda problem.

What now, Sabrina?

SABRIINNROAR!

Harvey's a giant lizard and
he's coming for Dragon Spray.

Heh, heh. You said "no" to
the Spooky Jar, so I asked

for help from the magic newt
that lives in the basement.

There's a magic newt
living in our basement?

No kiddin'?

Man, this is one nutty house!

I'll explain later.

Okay -- Hilda and I
will take care of the

stuff in the basement.
You go face

Harvey and try to remind
him who he really is.

Will that work?

I don't know.

This is my first
boy-turned-dragon-related

experience too, Sabrina.

ROAR!

All right, men.

This is the day
we've prayed for!

Man the launcher!

And to think they all laughed
at me for blowing my pension

on this puppy!

Aim!

Fire!

So anyhoo, Mike claimed that
he and that lady wolf spider

were just friends, but
Marta was having none of it.

She spun a cocoon and devoured
him right on the spot...

Oof!

Humans can be SO
rude -- no offense.

Now where was I?

Oh right.

I don't like to gossip but
according to this blue-tail

fly who is extremely reliable,
it turns out Marta was seeing

that Junebug from Dubuque
all last mating season!

Scan-da-lous!

(mailman whimpers)

Grrrr...

Harvey! Harvey!

Harvey, it's me! Sabrina!

You have to stop this! Please!

Remember who I am!

Sabri... Sabrina...?

Give me more SPRAY!!!!

Ugh...

Egg salad breath.

Newt:
I ask for visitors and
this is what I get...

Come on!

Only two more jugs left!

Why do you have so
much of this stuff?

I'm a little guy with
a Napoleon Complex.

Heeeelllppp!

Heeeeey!

Ugh!!

Free at last!

Free at last!

Thank the-- GRRROARR!

Huh?

Huhh?

Grrrr!

RROAR!

Don't Harvey.

If you use that spray
you'll be Harvzilla forever!

Haaaarrrrrvvvvveeeeyyyyy!

Hhhheeelllppp!

Harvey!

Help me!

I'm in real trouble!

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.

Ouch!

Huh?

Huh?

What happened?

Everything's going
to be okay, Harvey.

I remember being a
dragon. And I was mean to all

my friends. Even you Sabrina.

No more of that good
luck cologne for me,

Sabrina. I think I'm allergic.

I'm sorry, Harvey.

You know, I was just watching
"Monster that Rampaged

Havana" I have to say,
that surround TV

sure does surround.

Uh, were you
watching it out here too?

HA HA HA HA !!!

Come on everyone, let's
go help rebuild the city!

(laughter)

(laughter)

(laughter)

Freaks!

Girl: Savage, we love you.