Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 31 - Hex-change Students - full transcript

[PURRING]

♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪

♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪

♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪

♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪

♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪

♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY ♪



♪ GET HAPPY ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

HA HA!

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

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♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪



♪ DA DA DA DA ♪

♪ DA DA DA DA ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

SO ARE WE STILL ON
FOR MEGAGAMEWORLD TONIGHT?

AFFIRMATIVE.
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

I MAKE HIGH SCORE
ON FUR BALL FRENZY.

[TIRES SCREECH]

[GRUNTING]

YOU HAVE TO GET INTO
THE RIGHT CLIQUE NOW,

BECAUSE BY HIGH SCHOOL,
ALL THE GOOD CLIQUES ARE FULL.

NOTE TO SELF:
JOIN CLIQUE BY LUNCH.

HAIR VERY IMPORTANTÉ.

IN: GEM'S.

OUT: YOURS.

[GASPS]

[SCISSORS SNIPPING]

OUI, OUI.
TRÈS CHIC.

TRANSLATION: COOL...
IN FRENCHALISTIC.
[BLOWS]

LESSON 7,856:

THOSE ARE CALLED
UNDERLINGS.

ONLY TALK TO THEM
IF THEY CAN HELP YOU

OR YOU CAN BRAG.

UNDERLINGS.
GOT IT.

HI, GEM.
HI, BRENDA.

HELLO, UNDERLINGS.

UNDERLINGS?
HUH?

WHAT'S WITH
THE 'TUDE?

BRENDA USED
TO BE COOL.

IT'S THE GEM STONE MAKEOVER.

IT ELIMINATES MANNERS
AND NICENESS.

OH, WE'VE BEEN CHALLENGED.
WHAT NOW?

WATCH AND LEARN.

HELLO, SPELLMAN
AND OTHER PEOPLE.

GUESS WHAT?

YOU'RE FINALLY GETTING
THAT PERSONALITY TRANSPLANT.

I'M HOSTING
2 EXCHANGE STUDENTS
STARTING TOMORROW.

COOL. WHERE FROM?
FRANCE? RUSSIA? PORTUGAL?

EVEN BETTER.

THE FAR-OFF,
EXOTIC WILDS OF...

CANADA.

WOW, GEM, THAT'S
PRETTY...EXOTIC.

YOU DON'T KNOW
THE HALF OF IT.

I'LL LEARN
CONVERSATIONAL
CANADIANESE.

WE'LL EAT TRADITIONAL
CANADIAN DELICACIES,

LIKE CANADIAN BACON,

AND, UH,

CANADIAN SALAD
[ALL LAUGHING]

WITH CREAMY
CANADIAN DRESSING.

SOUNDS TASTY.

I ALSO PLAN
TO IMMERSE MYSELF

IN THEIR QUAINT
CANADIAN TRIBAL CUSTOMS.

TRIBAL CUSTOMS?
LIKE WHAT?

UH...

LIKE, UH, WELL, UM...

CODE RED!

SHE'S TRYING TO IMPROVISE!

EMERGENCY STATIONS STAT!

[ALARM RINGING]

UH, PING-PONG.

SO THERE.

COME ON, BRENDA.

LET'S GO SOMEWHERE
TO BE NOTICED.

UHH. HEY!

CAN YOU
BELIEVE THAT?

Katy: WHAT THAT GIRL
KNOWS ABOUT CANADA
COULD FIT INTO A--

WELL, SOMETHING
REALLY SMALL.

Harvey: CANADA, HUH?

I WONDER WHAT A REAL
CANADIAN LOOKS LIKE
IN THE FLESH.

THIS IS IT.
THE STONE RESIDENCE.

WHOO-HOO!
LOOK OUT, MORTAL REALM!
HERE COMES TROUBLE!

HEY, SMART GUY,
YOU'RE SPROUTING.

OOPS.

UM, MAY I HELP YOU?

YEAH. YOU COULD
LET US IN.

AND YOU ARE?

I'M FELICITY, AND THIS
IS MY BROTHER DAWSON.

THE CANADIAN
EXCHANGE STUDENTS.

AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

I'M SAUNDERS,
MASTER RUBY'S
PERSONAL CHEF.

UH, BUT WE WEREN'T
EXPECTING YOU
UNTIL TOMORROW.

AND HOW DID YOU GET HERE
FROM THE AIRPORT?

COME TO THINK OF IT,

HOW DID YOU GET PAST
THE SECURITY GUARD?

THIS MORTAL
HAS SPUNK.

YEP. I HATE SPUNK.

COPY THAT.

AHH! UHH! UHH!

[GROWLING]

[BARKING]

[BOTH LAUGH]

AND IF THE PEAS ARE
TOUCHING THE MASHED
POTATOES AGAIN,

SOMEBODY'S FIRED!

HUH?

[YAWNS]

UH, HELLO?
AND YOU ARE?

I'M FELICITY, AND THIS
IS MY BROTHER DAWSON.

OH! MY CANADIAN
EXCHANGE STUDENTS.

Dawson:
YOU MUST BE GEM, EH?

I'M SO EXCITED
YOU'RE HERE.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
SO MUCH FUN,

AND YOU'RE GONNA BE
MY NEW BEST FRIENDS.

WHAT?

OH, SORRY.

I FORGOT ABOUT
THE LANGUAGE THING.

YOU...SPEAK...ENGLISH...
VERY...WELL.

CAN...MY...STAFF...
GET...YOU...ANYTHING?

[TELEPATHICALLY]
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

[TELEPATHICALLY]
WATCH THIS.

[SPEAKING] THEY TOLD US
THIS WAS YOUR ROOM,

BUT WE COULDN'T
BELIEVE IT.

WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY ROOM?

UHH!

NOTHING...IF YOU'RE A LAME-O.

BUT IF YOU WANT MY OPINION,

THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED
TO MAKE THIS DUMP
INTO A REAL ROOM.

THAT? BUT IT'S--

TOO COOL FOR YOU?

WELL, DAWSON, I TRIED.

MOLLY, I WANT
AN INTERIOR DECORATOR
IN HERE YESTERDAY!

MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT
WILL HANDLE THIS.

I...DON'T KNOW.

Felicity:
WHAT'S NOT TO KNOW?
IT'S CUTTING EDGE.

NOW LET'S DO SOMETHING
ABOUT YOUR LOOK.
HUH?

[ARCADE GAMES BEEPING]

[BEEPING]

HEY, HARV.

HOW ABOUT I CHALLENGE
YOU TO A MATCH ON
SALAD TOSS?

CAN'T. HIGH SCORE.
MUST CONCENTRATE.

SABRINA!

OUCH.
RUDE MUCH?

DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?

[GASPS] GEM?

HELLO, GEEKS.

BET YOU ALL WISH YOU LOOK
AS COOL AS ME.

UM, YEAH,
IF ONLY.

GEM, DID YOU
LOSE A BET?

LAUGH ALL YOU WANT,

BUT THIS IS ALL PART
OF THE CUTTING-EDGE FASHION
THAT IS CANADA.

SAYS WHO?

SAYS MY FOREIGN
EXCHANGE STUDENTS.

DAWSON?
FELICITY?

WHAT? YOU KNOW THEM?

HI, GUYS.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE?

WELL--
I'M REALLY THIRSTY.

BE A PAL AND FETCH ME
A LIMA BEAN FIZZ.

OH, OF COURSE.
HOW SILLY OF ME.

HEY, CHLOE.

ACNE ZAPPER IS FREE.

OH. GOTTA GO.

GUYS, WAIT.

LET 'EM GO.

MORTALS WILL CRAMP OUR
NETHERWORLD REUNION.

SO, SABRINA,
YOU HAVEN'T
CHANGED A BIT.

BUT YOU GUYS SURE HAVE.

YOU LOOK SO--

COOL?
YEAH, WE KNOW.

A LOT OF THINGS
HAVE CHANGED SINCE
CAMP NETHERWORLD.

CAMP. WHAT WAS IT?
5 YEARS AGO?

I REMEMBER IT
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

HOLD ON.

IF WE'RE GOING
TO FLASHBACK,

I'D LIKE
TO SIT DOWN FIRST.

MUCH BETTER.
GO ON.

[SIGHS] I REMEMBER IT
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

[CHEERING]

[INHALES]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

AND INSTEAD OF A HOOF,

HE HAD A HOOK.

[ALL GASP]

I WANT MY MOMMY.

SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?

WELL, RULE NUMBER 6
IN THE FAIRY REALM

IS THAT EVERY
HUNDRED YEARS

YOU GET
A 2-WEEK VACATION
IN THE MORTAL REALM.

Gem: HERE YOU GO, FELICITY.

HEY, SPELLMAN,

STOP BREATHING
ALL OVER MY CANADIANS.

SO, UH, HOW DID YOU GUYS
SAY YOU KNEW SPELLMAN?

UGH! EL GRANDE BARF.

[GASPS]

I SAID LIMA BEAN FIZZ.

BUT THAT IS
LIMA BEAN FIZZ.

NOT EVEN.

THIS IS
A SALISBURY STEAK SODA.

SEE?
HUH?

AND I'M A VEGETARIAN...
AND STILL THIRSTY.

[LAUGHS]

THAT WAS MEAN.

AND?

SABRINA, LET'S
DITCH THE MORTALS

AND GO HAVE
SOME REAL FUN.

Sabrina: REAL FUN?
WHAT IS THIS?

IMITATION
TOFU-FLAVORED FUN?

YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.

GO SOMEWHERE
WHERE WE CAN LET OUR
WINGS HANG DOWN.

LIKE FRANCE.
WE COULD ZAP THERE

AND KICK IT
ON THE EIFFEL TOWER.

KICKING IT IN FRANCE
SOUNDS REALLY PHAT
AND EVERYTHING,

BUT I CAN'T JUST LEAVE
MY FRIENDS.

JUST FOR TONIGHT?

MAYBE SOME
OTHER TIME.

I'M GONNA GO GET
SOME MORE TOKENS

AND ALL 5 OF US CAN
PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

IT LOOKS LIKE
FERRET STOMPER'S FREE.

WELL, THIS IS LAMER
THAN A 3-LEGGED
MANTICORE.

SABRINA CAN'T LEAVE
HER FRIENDS,

BUT MAYBE HER
FRIENDS LEAVE HER.

OOH! NASTY GIRL!

Harvey: HEY, WE NEVER
GOT INTRODUCED.

I'M HARVEY
AND THIS IS CHLOE.

[YAWNS] FELICITY.

DAWSON.

WHY DON'T WE ALL GO
TO THE SECRETARY
OF STATE CAFE?

I COULD REALLY GO
FOR A CASPAR WEIN-BURGER
WITH CHEESE.

UH, SABRINA WANTED
TO TAKE US OUT AND
SHOW US THE TOWN.

ALONE.

SHE KNEW
YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

WE'LL TELL HER
YOU SAID GOOD-BYE.

OK. THAT GIRL DID
NOT JUST DISS ME.

COME ON. LET'S GO
GRAB A BURGER.

WE'LL TALK
TO SABRINA TOMORROW.

HERE'S YOUR
LIMA BEAN FIZZ.

HUH?

SO HARV AND CHLOE
REALLY JUST BOLTED?

THEY SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT HAVING A FIRE
TO GET TO.

WHICH MEANS WE CAN
GO DO THIS!

WHOO-HOO! WHOA! YEAH!

WICKED!

WHOA!

WHOA!

WHOO-HOO! YEAH!

WHOA!

[OCTOPUS WARBLES]

HEH HEH!

OH!

[MEWING]

HUH?

WHOA! UNH!

HA HA HA!
HA HA--OH!

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

GRR!

HA HA HA!

All: HA HA HA!

Sabrina: HEY, GUYS!

HEY, SABRINA.

YOU LOOK HAPPY.
GUESS YOU HAD
A GREAT TIME

ALONE WITH YOUR
FRIENDS LAST NIGHT.

WELL, YEAH. WHERE
DID YOU GUYS GO?

WHERE DID WE GO?

YOUR NEW FRIENDS
UNINVITED US
TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.

DAWSON AND FELICITY?
YOU MUST'VE
MISUNDERSTOOD.

SABRINA, READY
TO TEAR IT UP
AGAIN TONIGHT?

DEFINITELY.

I THOUGH WE WERE
GONNA "TEAR IT UP"

AT THE MUSEUM TONIGHT?

HARVEY, SABRINA,
AND I HAVE TICKETS

TO THE VINTAGE
AIRCRAFT EXHIBIT TONIGHT.

YOU REMEMBERED, RIGHT?

OH! YEAH.

[BELL RINGS]
THERE'S THE FIRST BELL.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS
AFTER HOMEROOM.

VINTAGE
AIRCRAFTS?

GUESS THAT PALES
IN COMPARISON

TO TOASTING
MARSHMALLOWS

AT THE EARTH'S
CORE, HUH?

WAIT. YOU'RE MAGIC?

OOP! COVER BLOWN!

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
ERASE HER MEMORY.

NO, WAIT! SHE'S COOL.

SHE KNOWS ABOUT
THE WHOLE WITCH DEAL.

WHATEV! ARE YOU HANGING
WITH US OR NOT?

WHY DON'T WE DO BOTH?

WE CAN GO TO THE EXHIBIT,

THEN DO
THE MARSHMALLOW THING.

BORING! WHY GO
SEE OLD PLANES

WHEN WE CAN
INTRODUCE YOU

TO AMELIA EARHART
HERSELF?

UH, EXCUSE ME,
BUT FIRST OF ALL,

HARVEY DOESN'T KNOW
YOU'RE A WITCH,

AND "B," WE'RE MORTALS.

THE HEAT WOULD COOK US
LIKE CHILI DOGS!

WOULDN'T MIND
SEEING THAT.

HEH HEH HEH!

OH, RIGHT.

OBVIOUSLY YOUR COMMITMENTS
TO YOUR OLD FRIENDS

DON'T MEAN MUCH ANYMORE.

SO HAVE FUN. HOPE YOU
DON'T BURN YOURSELF!

CHLOE, WAIT!

HEY!

LET HER GO, SABRINA.

BUT SHE'S MY FRIEND.

IF SHE WAS
YOUR REAL FRIEND,

SHE'D REALIZE
YOU HAVE TO HAVE

NETHERWORLD FUN
ONCE IN A WHILE.

BUT I DON'T WANT HER
TO BE MAD AT ME.

OH, SHE'LL COOL DOWN.

THAT'S THE THING
WITH MORTALS.

THEIR EMOTIONS
ARE ALL FREAKY.

ONE MINUTE ILLING,
NEXT MINUTE CHILLING.

HERE. THIS WILL
CHEER YOU UP.

HUH? SWEET!

BUT I CAN'T REALLY
AFFORD CLOTHES LIKE
THIS ON MY ALLOWANCE.

DON'T YOU GET IT?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO
AFFORD THEM!

YOU'RE A WITCH!

AND YOU LOOK HOT!

I--I DO?

LET'S GO!

BUT WE HAVE SCHOOL.

NOW IT'S AFTER SCHOOL.

EVERYBODY IN!

YOU GUYS CAN DRIVE?

OF COURSE
WE CAN'T DRIVE.

WE'RE ONLY 112.

THE CAR DRIVES.

[REVS AND GROWLS]

Chloe: MAN, WITHOUT
SABRINA HERE ALL WEEK,

LUNCH IS A DRAG.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.
SHE ALWAYS TRADES ME

HER THURSDAY LIVERWURST
FOR MY P.B. & J.

I'LL TAKE THAT!

UGH! PTUI!

HEY! THIS IS
SUPPOSED TO BE
LIVERWURST!

SABRINA ISN'T SHOWING
UP FOR LUNCH ANYMORE.

WHAT?! I CAN'T EAT
THAT ROAD KILL
YOU BRING EVERY DAY.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO EAT FOR LUNCH?

JEEZ!
SOME PEOPLE HAVE
NO CONSIDERATION.

Gem: HELLO, PEASANTS.

OH! WOW!
HUH?!

MAGNIFICENT, NO?

[SNIFFS] WHOA! WHEW!

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

IT'S ALL THE RAGE
IN CANADA

TO CUT YOUR OWN HAIR
AND USE GARLIC
FOR PERFUME.

THAT'S RIGHT, EH?

LET'S GO. OUR BEAUTY
IS WASTED HERE.

[WHISTLING]

YOU MIND IF I JUST
TAKE A LITTLE NAP?

GIRL, WHAT IS UP
WITH THIS ZOMBIE ACT?

AND WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN ALL WEEK?

SORRY, GUYS. I'VE BEEN
BUSY ALL WEEK WITH
DAWSON AND FELICITY.

BUT I CAN PENCIL
YOU IN NEXT WEEK

AFTER THEY GO
BACK HOME.

PENCIL US IN? BUT WE'RE
YOUR BEST FRIENDS.

AND BEST FRIENDS
DON'T HAVE TO SETTLE
FOR BEING BACK UP PLANS

WHEN SOMEBODY'S
COOL FRIENDS
AREN'T AROUND.

BUT IT'S NOT
LIKE THAT.

SABRINA, FELICITY
AND DAWSON ARE
CHANGING YOU.

AND NOT
IN A GOOD WAY.

YOU GUYS DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
IT'S COMPLICATED.

I'LL TOTALLY
MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

HMPH! WHEN?

I--I--I DON'T KNOW.

I HAVE TO
CHECK MY SCHEDULE.

TELL IT TO THE BENCH,
BECAUSE CHLOE
IS OUT OF HERE!

UM, I GUESS
YOU COULD TALK

TO MY BENCH, TOO,
IF YOU WANT.

SEE HOW
MORTALS DON'T
UNDERSTAND?

THEY DON'T WANT YOU
TO HAVE FUN.

THEY'RE JEALOUS.

AND THEY WON'T
EVEN SIT WITH YOU
AT LUNCH.

BUT--BUT I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE MY BEST FRIENDS.

WHO DO YOU HAVE
MORE IN COMMON WITH,

US OR THEM?

AND WHO'S COOLER?

IF YOU WANT TO BE
PART OF SOMETHING COOL,

YOU'VE GOTTA STOP
HANGING WITH THOSE
DEADWEIGHT MORTALS.

I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

I CAN'T SHE'S STILL
WORRIED ABOUT THOSE
BORING MORTALS

WHEN WE HAVE TO
LEAVE IN 2 DAYS.

YEAH. BACK
TO THE FAERIE REALM

AND JUST WHEN
WE WERE HAVING
SUCH A GOOD TIME.

BUT RULES ARE RULES.

WAIT A MINUTE.

RULES ARE RULES.

OH, YEAH! TOTAL SCORE.

WHAT?

ACCORDING TO FAERIE
657 STROKE "B"

A FAERIE CAN
PERMANENTLY REMAIN
IN THE MORTAL WORLD

IF HE OR SHE CAN
TRICK A MORTAL

INTO TAKING THEIR PLACE.

DOES IT SAY HOW
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
TRICK THE MORTALS?

SIMPLE. BRING THEM
INTO THE FAERIE REALM

AND GET THEM TO EAT
FAERIE FOOD.

"A MORTAL WHO EATS FAERIE

SHALL REMAIN
EVER A PRISONER."

ALL WE NEED
ARE A COUPLE OF
MORTAL PATSIES.

AND I KNOW
JUST THE PAIR.

AAH!
SORRY ABOUT THAT.

WHAT DO
YOU WANT?

I'M REALLY BUMMED
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED

BETWEEN YOU
AND SABRINA.

SO FELICITY AND I
WERE THINKING

IT WOULD BE COOL
FOR THE 4 OF US TO BOND.

REALLY?

HOW ABOUT YOU COME OVER
TO GEM'S HOUSE

FOR SOME SNACKS
AND PHAT TRACKS
AFTER SCHOOL TODAY?

YOU GUYS GOT A DEAL.

DON'T TELL SABRINA.
IT'LL BE A SURPRISE

WHEN SHE SHOWS UP LATER.

I DON'T TRUST
THOSE TWO.

OH, COME ON, CHLOE,
IT'S JUST A PARTY.

WHAT COULD HAPPEN?

♪ DA DA DA DA DA ♪

♪ DA DA DA DA ♪

WHAT'S UP?
I'VE COUGHED UP
HAIR BALLS

THAT LOOK
HAPPIER THAN YOU.

I'M ONLY LOSING
MY BEST FRIENDS.

[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
WELL, LET OLD SALEM
CHEER YOU UP.

WANT ME TO CLEAN
YOUR EARS?

UGH! NO!

JUST LET ME
SULK IN PEACE.

WHOA!

[NOISEMAKER TOOTS]

Chloe: I HAVE TO ADMIT,
THIS IS REALLY NICE OF YOU.

OH, IT'S OUR PLEASURE.
GO ON IN.

WE'LL BE IN
IN A SECOND.

PERFECT. THEY THINK
THEY'RE WALKING
INTO THE REC ROOM,

BUT REALLY
THEY'VE JUST WALKED
THROUGH A PORTAL

TO THE FAERIE REALM!

AND ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS GET THEM TO EAT
SOMETHING

AND THEY'RE
TRAPPED FOREVER!

[BARKING]

WOW. THINGS GET BETTER
BY THE MINUTE!

IN CANADA,
THE UPPER CLASS SERVES
THE LOWER CLASS

BECAUSE THEY'RE
SO MUCH BETTER OFF.

HORS D'OEUVRES?

CHLOE'S MOM SAID SHE
WAS AT GEM'S HOUSE.

Mrs. Kinkle: HELLO.

HI, MRS. KINKLE.
IT'S SABRINA.
IS HARVEY THERE?

NO, DEAR.
HE'S AT GEM'S HOUSE

SAYING GOOD-BYE
TO HER CANADIAN
EXCHANGE STUDENTS.

OK. THANKS.

AT GEM'S HOUSE?
SAYING GOOD-BYE?

WAIT A MINUTE.

OH! THEY WOULDN'T!

WHOA! UNH!

DON'T!

Both: HUH?

SABRINA, WHY ARE
YOU BUGGING?!

SPELLMAN, DON'T YOU DARE
RUIN THIS PARTY.

NO, IT'S PART OF THE FUN.
IT'S A CANADIAN TRADITION.

THE SASKATCHEWAN
FOOD SLAPPING DANCE.

COOL! NOW THIS IS
A PAR-TAY!

SABRINA, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?!

YOU ASKED ME WHO I HAD
MORE IN COMMON WITH,

YOU OR THEM. WELL,
THE ANSWER IS THEM.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D TURN YOUR BACK

ON YOUR FRIENDS FOR
A COUPLE OF MORTALS!

REAL FRIENDS WOULD
NEVER MAKE YOU GIVE UP
YOUR OTHER FRIENDS.

YOU WANT TO BE
A MORTAL LOSER?

SUIT YOURSELF!

WE'RE ARCHIVES!
OH!

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
DAWSON AND FELICITY

WERE FORCED
TO GO HOME.

AND I'M FORCED TO
APOLOGIZE. FRIENDS?

HEH HEH!

I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS
A NICE LONG BATH.

OK, THAT'S IT!

SPELLMAN AND HER
LITTLE CLUB

ARE NEVER ALLOWED
IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN.

SOMEBODY GET IN HERE
AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS!

HEH! UGH!

YOU MUST BE GEM.
WE'RE NAN AND BURT,

YOUR CANADIAN
EXCHANGE STUDENTS.

AAH!

WOW. THOSE AMERICANS
ARE CERTAINLY
HIGH STRUNG, EH?

TELL ME ABOOT IT!

[ALL LAUGHING]

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