Lehiyot Ita (2013–2021): Season 1, Episode 3 - Noa's Fan: Part 1 - full transcript
Amos is fraught with anxiety his first time on a plan, invited by Noa to London where she has an important audition in a film. The producer is known to be a womanizer and when he invites Noa alone to dinner with his son, Tvika is concerned. Amos finds himself alone in London abandoned by Noa for the third time. Back in Israel Assaf tries to hit on Merav's Spanish teacher, Merav's in a panic to stop him embarrassing her, admits to being a lesbian and in love with her teacher.
Drink it all. Finish it up.
It's hyssop, it's soothing.
Shosh said a half a liter of this
tea and you won't feel a thing.
You are aware that the thermos is
for a liter and a half, right?
Be quiet!
He's already more relaxed,
aren't you, darling?
Now he's relaxed, but as soon
as the plane will take off,
he's gonna fill his nappy
with hyssop pee-pee.
Shut up, don't stress him out!
Ask for a window seat,
so you won't get scared,
and tell the flight attendant
you're flying for the first time.
And I put a Book of
Psalms in your bag.
Mom, you're only
stressing me out even more.
I'm stressed out, too.
Here, have some of the hyssop.
Amos... Tonight,
when you're wearing your suit,
take this out and wear it
over your tie.
You'll represent
our country in style.
Isn't it a little sleazy?
It's not sleazy, it's snazzy.
And bro, if she
lets you nail her,
you have my permission to give her
the necklace as a gift, from me.
You're filling his head
with nonsense.
Shut up! Why else
would she ask him to come?
You think she doesn't have
enough friends to go with her?
She's asked you to come because...
Because she's so cool,
and spontaneous and crazy and
boring and loaded with money.
Enough already!
Be quiet! Enough!
Amos. Make no mistake,
love is like a game of chess.
The White Queen has
made her move,
and now the Black Rook has to grab
the opportunity and capture her.
It's all very calculated.
Since when do you play chess?
I've been playing for years.
Alright.
If you're still
nervous, call me.
The phone should work until the plane
gets really high up in the air.
- Are you serious?
- Shut up!
Man, is he going to rock it.
The Beauty and the Baker.
"A Picture with Big Ben."
I miss the way you kiss me.
The smell of your skin...
Next to mine... -Next to mine
on the empty pillow, I remember!
- No, you don't.
- I do remember!
No, you don't!
I do, I was pausing for effect.
If that's how you remember, Noa,
then there's no point in going.
Miss, would you mind
shutting the birds up?
We're flying First Class here!
There he is!
I was certain you'd back out
at the last minute.
Hello to you, too, Gucci.
Hello, hello.
Is that my seat, over there?
Yes. No. Tzvik? -What?
Let Amos sit with me,
you go sit over there.
Where? No, I'm not sitting
with those birds.
It's alright, Noa. I'll be okay.
- No! Tzvika...
- What?
He's afraid of flying.
I don't care.
Pause the douche bag and play the
darling for a second, please.
You'll know all your lines by heart
by the end of this flight, right?
I'll quiz you.
Who are you?
Amos. Amos Dahari.
And what do we know about you,
other than your name?
Where are you from?
What do you do for a living?
Do you even have a job?
I've got my eye on
you, Mr. Dahari.
Just so you know.
Hey. I have something for you.
Take half of this,
you'll be out in a second,
and you won't wake up
until we've landed.
No, these things are dangerous.
Come on, are you for real?
I can't even sleep at home without
two of these and a blindfold.
May I take a picture with you?
Of course.
What is it?
Listen very
carefully, Hollander.
We'll fly home in
your father's private jet,
it's not open for discussion.
Okay.
You have to swallow it.
I'll start by holding it.
My mom gave me something
soothing to drink,
I think it's working.
Hello, tough Amos.
What are you listening to?
Nothing, it's something
my brother made for me.
Amos, do you want some water?
Why do I need water?
Amos, my hand.
Amos, you're hurting me.
Let go of her hand!
Amos! Amos!
Flight attendant! Security!
Amos?
Go on, get out of here.
Who's that?
Leave me alone,
you're not my father.
Hey, Slick. A brother is
more important than a father.
We both came from the same womb,
Dad didn't.
Alright.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
- I'm okay.
- It was an accident.
I'm okay, Meirav.
Everything's fine.
Hey! You almost
killed your teacher!
That's not nice! Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Hi. Assaf.
I'm her intriguing older
brother. And you are?
I'm Meirav's Spanish teacher.
Really? I was in jail in
Argentina for two weeks,
for unintentionally vandalizing
an archeological monument,
what a coincidence!
What's your name?
Shelly Mizrahi.
Shelly Mizrahi.
That's a pretty name.
Is that your Facebook
profile as well?
Let's go, Meirav..
You'll be late for class.
Right, Meirav,
you'll be late for class.
See you later.
You could have said "goodbye",
but you said "see you later".
Shelly!
Let me know where
to pick you up tonight.
I'm trying to concentrate here.
Watch your manners,
Ms. Hollander.
What's this?
My lines, for an audition
I have in four hours,
and I'm not ready yet.
What for?
An American movie,
with Robert Downey Jr.
I don't believe it. Iron Man?
You're auditioning with him?
No, but if I pass this one, the
next audition will be with him.
I hit Aki Avni's car once.
So what? You're into acting now?
Tzvika is.
Are you sure you don't want one?
And miss all this fun?
You survived take off,
and now you're the man, huh?
Go on, make fun of me.
Tell me a bed time story.
Like what?
Whatever, something about you.
Tzvika thinks you're an ex con.
What do you do for a living,
for example?
I knead.
Are you a masseuse?
More like... I knead dough.
Oh, you're a chef?
I'm a baker. I bake pitta bread.
That's nice.
You look disappointed.
No. Bakers are sexy.
My family has a mini market
and bakery in Bat Yam,
and I run the bakery
with my father.
So you work all day
with your parents?
Now you're disappointed.
No, not at all.
I think it's beautiful
when a guy works with his folks.
But a guy who lives with his
parents, that's just pathetic.
Where do you live, in Tel Aviv?
Where?
Close to the Center,
Dizengoff Center.
I live on the corner,
right above the kiosk.
That's cool.
So can you make challah bread?
Of course.
I miss my mother's
challah bread so much.
When we get back.
I'll bake you a loaf.
I hope it'll be
as good as your mother's.
But what's your favorite kind?
Sesame, poppy seeds, sweet dough?
We'll go for the sweet one.
You idiot...
Have you no shame?
You're my brother.
Don't you have any boundaries?
Slick, when you're older
you'll understand.
Dad, Assaf is trying
to screw my teacher.
Meirav, watch your language!
We have customers here!
I'm sorry, Assaf is trying
to nail my teacher.
So what? I also want to, that
doesn't mean she'll want him.
Watch it, Avi!
She wants me,
she called me half an hour ago.
We'll be going on a hot date,
which will end, God willing,
with some screwing.
Dad?
What do you want me to do, Meirav?
Tell him not to go out with her!
He can't tell me to do that.
The most he can do is ask,
and I can agree, out of very basic
and minimal parental respect.
So, I'm asking you.
And I refuse.
Dad, I...
What can I do about it?
Do you want me to lie down between
the two of them? Seriously!
This has gone too
far, that's enough!
Listen to me,
Shelly is my favorite teacher.
I don't know what I'll do if you
ruin my relationship with her.
I will kill you, Assaf.
Dad, I need some black olives.
Meirav, enough
with your teacher!
He needs olives,
he's got work to do, stop it!
I hope you get herpes
all over your face.
We found oil in Bat Yam!
We have oil in Bat Yam, over!
Ladies and gentlemen,
in about 20 minutes,
we will be landing
in the London Heathrow Airport.
Please return to your seats
and fasten your seat belts.
Damn.
What's going on?
Everything's fine,
it's all good.
We spent the night together,
and boy, was I surprised...
I had no idea
you're such an animal in bed.
Alright, calm down.
You've been asleep
for six hours,
and I just got back from
a deep tissue massage,
after having to carry you on my
back through half of London.
My neck is killing
me, thanks to you.
Are we sharing a room?
What did you expect,
to spoon with Noa?
Yes, we'll be sharing a room,
the hotel is fully booked...
unfortunately.
Please tell me that
you're not wearing this.
It's my brother's suit,
what's wrong with it?
It's an aesthetic disaster,
that's what's wrong with it.
You're not wearing this.
Alright. Go to this address...
Rent yourself a black
classic suit for the night,
and tell Jonathan
that Mr. Granot sent you,
he'll make you a deal
that even a baker can afford.
You're kidding, right?
No, I'm not. You better get going,
we're leaving in an hour and half,
which leaves you 20 minutes
to get to the store.
Gucci, I won't go there
all by myself.
No problem. Don't go there,
and don't come with us, either.
It's my first time here.
If I go there by myself,
I'll just lose my way back and
won't be able to join you anyway.
Buddy, we're going to Alfred
Amsterdam Smith's opening,
one of the world's
most important artists,
showing in one of Europe's
most important galleries,
in the presence of some of the
galaxy's most important people,
and you are not
walking in there with us
in that "revenge of the
sequins" suit, period.
In that case, tell Noa
that I'm not going.
- Alright.
- Alright.
Fine, get ready. Let me take a quick
shower and we'll go together.
Look, there's our store.
Very elegant,
yet still young and modern.
Yeah. It looks fantastic,
we'll take it.
Excellent choice, Tzvika.
You always did have great taste.
I'll take it as a compliment.
Go on, change back
into your rags.
So, Jonathan, how are you?
Excuse me, I just wanted
to know, how much is it?
It's 720 Pounds.
That's like 4,500 Shekels!
No, I'm not buying it,
I'm just renting it.
I know, sir. To buy it
would cost you 2,700 Pounds.
Does that include your discount?
He gave you 50 percent off.
I can't spend that much money.
I didn't ask you to
come to London. Tzvika!
Don't you dare embarrass me in front
of this guy, Amos. Don't try me.
Hurry up and take out your
fake leather wallet.
Amos, that's small change
for these people.
You know what it's like
in their world,
they have their own rules
and way of dressing.
What will you say if they ask who
you're wearing on the red carpet?
"Castro"?
What carpet? Who' will ask?
I'll go to the bank
tomorrow morning
and wire you 5,000 Shekels
from my account, okay?
What 5,000 Shekels?
No way, Mom.
I don't want That.
Amos, since you
were 13 years old,
instead of playing ball
with your friends,
you were working your ass off in
the bakery with us, with no pay.
But you deserve it, Mom,
I know how the bakery's doing.
I'm always yelling at Assaf
for wasting your money
on his recordings.
What are you giving him
5,000 Shekels for? -Shut up!
Amos, let me spoil you,
just this once.
We're all so excited here,
as if we're there ourselves.
Shosh even made a cake.
It turned out great,
you have no idea!
I already ate half of it.
Okay, we'll talk later.
5,000 Shekels for a suit?
Is it made of gold?
Yes, it is! For God's sake!
Shelly called. She said that
she's calling off the date,
and asked that you
never call her again.
Assaf, you can't
go out with her.
We'll just have to
agree to disagree.
Assaf, I like her.
I also like her.
I'm in love with her.
Alright, this time you've gone
too far, get out of here.
I'm not lying.
Meirav...
Take it back, or I'll go
to Mom and tell her
what kind of nonsense
her only daughter's saying,
just to keep me away
from the love of my life.
The love of your life?
You just met her this morning.
Don't say anything to Mom,
she'll kill me.
Then tell me you're not gay.
I'm not lying.
Swear on Mom's life.
I swear on Mom's life.
Swear on Dad's life.
I swear on Dad's life.
I'm going to Mom...
Alright! Fine, I'm lying.
I knew it.
I don't have a problem
with girls who like girls.
On the contrary, I have an
entire folder on my computer,
dedicated to videos of girls
messing around with each other.
Do you want to see?
This soap smells so good,
sometimes I wish I could be
like you people and steal some.
Are you all up?
Why aren't you dressed?
- Which shoe?
- The green one.
Don't you think
it has a lousy heel?
It's fine, Noa.
Hey, sleepy head.
You slept well, huh?
I slept. How was the audition?
Leave him alone, Hollander,
the limo's waiting.
What an amazing suit!
That's my brother's suit,
from Israel.
The other one's a Gucci.
It's nice, but you're
wearing this one.
No way! It's the tackiest thing
I've ever seen.
It's tacky in Israel,
here they'll love it.
It's over the top,
it's so Alfred Amsterdam.
You're wearing this
one, trust me.
Go for the pink shoes.
The green ones.
- Pink.
- Green.
Okay, I'm even
more confused now.
Come on, let's go upstairs,
we'll get you in your dress,
and see what goes best with it. You,
wear the suit she chose for you,
and wait for us in the lobby, try not
to get in trouble with the police.
The pink ones, Noa.
You look great.
- You, too.
- Great.
Shall we?
Would you just get down
here already? We're late!
That's the producer
from the movie.
Hey, sweetie!
Isn't she gorgeous?
Nice to see you again. You, too.
Listen, I've got an idea,
why don't you join us?
I think we're going
to the same place.
We're fine. I'll see you there.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
- Alright, suit yourself.
- Bye.
Bye.
Are you out of your mind?
We're not going with him.
There's no reason to do that.
- Why should we?
- Why should we?
Because you auditioned for him
today, because you want the part,
because he's freaking
Harry Gordon,
and you never say "no"
to Harry Gordon.
He's also one of the biggest
perverts in Hollywood, okay?
He looked me up and down
every time Pete and I met him,
and also today, if you'd seen
the way he looked at me...
That doesn't make him a pervert,
it only makes him straight.
Baby, the man produced Twilight,
do I need to remind you what the
two leading actors have become?
Tzvika, let's get
back down to Earth,
and accept the fact
that I'm no Angelina Jolie.
Noa, you also didn't believe me
10 years ago,
when I told you your face will be
all over the highway billboards,
and what happened then?
Would you mind if we stop
at Big Ben on the way?
I want to take a picture there,
my parent's took one there
that makes it look like
they're moving the clock hand.
Sure thing. Come on, let's go.
Damn.
A little higher, Amos.
A little to the left.
Awesome.
Let's do one together.
Tzvika, take our
picture real quick.
But no modeling poses,
don't embarrass me. -Okay.
Look how pissed he is with me.
Let's stay here
until he loses it.
Are you two always together?
I'm his only client for years
now, where else can he be?
How much managing
do you require?
24/7.
But Tzvika is more than an manager,
he's like a second father to me.
And do you constantly bicker
with your father, too?
On our annual meeting, you mean?
Yeah, we butt heads, sure.
My mother used to moderate
between us.
The best thing that's happened
to us since she passed
is that he moved to LA
and I stayed in Israel.
It's funny, this is where we met
for the last time.
No kidding.
In June.
The hotel's grand opening.
We went for a walk afterwards,
and even rode the London Eye.
We actually had a good talk.
Hollander! Come on already!
How about a walk after the opening?
We can ride the ferris wheel.
That's exactly what
I was thinking.
Come on, Tzvika. We're late.
Alright, we're coming.
Don't you come near her until
further notice, understand?
Don't stand next to her,
don't breathe next to her,
just don't be near her.
So who will I be with?
The man is a genius.
An absolute genius.
His works are hanging in MOCA,
MOMA, the National Gallery,
in the Queen's living room...
He also never shuts up.
Poor thing, it's been
a half an hour,
and she hasn't gotten a word in.
I am deeply sorry if this event
is beneath you, sir,
but this is London, after all.
I bet that when you look at the
artwork in here, like this one,
you're thinking some kid just stuck
a few plastic flies on a poster.
Isn't that the guy
from the store?
I hope it won't hurt his feelings
to see me in another suit.
He couldn't care less
about your outfit.
Don't you want to
say hello, Tzvika?
No. I already signaled him
I'm interested at the store.
It's his turn now.
Are you gay?
Is he your type, Tzvika?
No, you're my type, Amos.
Where are you going, Amos? Amos?
Would you like to go upstairs?
Very much, but your sister is
sleeping in the next room, no?
My door and windows are
soundproof. Extra soundproof.
We can go to my
place, I live alone.
Follow that car.
Shall we go to my place?
Follow the taxi.
What taxi? -That one! Come on!
Okay, alright!
You see? That one, I like.
Actually, that one's not mine,
and I know for certain
it's already been sold.
No way. Who bought it?
I did, and I'll sell it to you,
for a bargain,
twice the price I paid for it. Mr.
Gordon, great seeing you again.
Mr. Gordon is my refusing-to-die
father. You can call me Harry.
May I introduce my youngest son, from
my third or fourth wife? Which one?
Fifth, Dad.
Introduce me.
Harry, you remember
Tzvika, my manager?
Harry, how are you?
You can call me Mr. Gordon.
Mr. Gordon, sure.
Noa, sweetie. That was a hell
of an audition you did today.
Yeah.
Seems you stole
some of your talent
from your ex-boyfriend
before you broke up.
No, no, I'm sure it's
going to work out.
My son and I are gonna go out
for a bite to eat,
we'd love if you'd to join us.
Maybe we could talk about the
role a little, what do you say?
Yes, I'd love to, but...
Would you give us
just one second, okay?
Don't you dare say "no", he just gave
you the part, do you understand?
Baby, as your manager
of the last 12 years,
trust my instincts, he's not
trying to get into your pants.
He's here with his son,
you have me as an escort,
we'll just go to dinner,
talk about the movie,
go back to the hotel,
and that's it.
Baby, I'm asking you, please.
I'm begging you.
Mr. Gordon, we'd love
to join you for dinner.
That's great, but
if you don't mind,
I'd rather do business
with the actor first, you know?
Contracts come second.
Makes everyone a little more...
I don't know... relaxed.
That's okay.
Let's go and have dinner.
- Let's go.
- Find Amos.
Let's go.
Man, I love the presents
my father gives me.
Yeah, I know,
it's a beautiful painting.
I wasn't talking
about the painting.
Look, don't wait up for her
tonight, guys. Okay?
You just did something
very wrong.
What is Meirav doing here?
This is a lesbian club.
What? See, this is how
urban rumors start.
You see a couple of girls
standing outside a club,
and you just decide
it's a lesbian club?
Wait here.
Don't lose your temper!
Vanessa.
Vanessa's also a lesbian.
Sir? You are the last one here.
Even the artist has left.
- Yeah, okay.
- Please.
Listen, I forgot my phone
and my money in my hotel...
I can't help you, sir. Sorry.
I don't even remember... Sorry.
Harry, why are we back at
the hotel? You said dinner.
We are having dinner,
an intimate dinner.
Relax, I'm not going
to take you back to my room.
I'm done with that shit.
Come on, let's go put you
in the movies, baby.
The coolest party in town is
about to start so... Come on!
They put you in the middle of
the world's creme de la creme,
and you, like a professional
"Black Panther",
and there' still no reason to claim
you're being discriminated against.
What's up, Vanessa?
I'm on to you.
You've been dragging Amos on for
nine years, and in the end?
In the end you're a lesbian?
You want to do the movie,
I want to do you.
Your girlfriend's cunning father
has two hotels here.
Noa Hollander, here we come!
Out of all the lesbians here,
you're the only one who
looks like in the porn.
It's hyssop, it's soothing.
Shosh said a half a liter of this
tea and you won't feel a thing.
You are aware that the thermos is
for a liter and a half, right?
Be quiet!
He's already more relaxed,
aren't you, darling?
Now he's relaxed, but as soon
as the plane will take off,
he's gonna fill his nappy
with hyssop pee-pee.
Shut up, don't stress him out!
Ask for a window seat,
so you won't get scared,
and tell the flight attendant
you're flying for the first time.
And I put a Book of
Psalms in your bag.
Mom, you're only
stressing me out even more.
I'm stressed out, too.
Here, have some of the hyssop.
Amos... Tonight,
when you're wearing your suit,
take this out and wear it
over your tie.
You'll represent
our country in style.
Isn't it a little sleazy?
It's not sleazy, it's snazzy.
And bro, if she
lets you nail her,
you have my permission to give her
the necklace as a gift, from me.
You're filling his head
with nonsense.
Shut up! Why else
would she ask him to come?
You think she doesn't have
enough friends to go with her?
She's asked you to come because...
Because she's so cool,
and spontaneous and crazy and
boring and loaded with money.
Enough already!
Be quiet! Enough!
Amos. Make no mistake,
love is like a game of chess.
The White Queen has
made her move,
and now the Black Rook has to grab
the opportunity and capture her.
It's all very calculated.
Since when do you play chess?
I've been playing for years.
Alright.
If you're still
nervous, call me.
The phone should work until the plane
gets really high up in the air.
- Are you serious?
- Shut up!
Man, is he going to rock it.
The Beauty and the Baker.
"A Picture with Big Ben."
I miss the way you kiss me.
The smell of your skin...
Next to mine... -Next to mine
on the empty pillow, I remember!
- No, you don't.
- I do remember!
No, you don't!
I do, I was pausing for effect.
If that's how you remember, Noa,
then there's no point in going.
Miss, would you mind
shutting the birds up?
We're flying First Class here!
There he is!
I was certain you'd back out
at the last minute.
Hello to you, too, Gucci.
Hello, hello.
Is that my seat, over there?
Yes. No. Tzvik? -What?
Let Amos sit with me,
you go sit over there.
Where? No, I'm not sitting
with those birds.
It's alright, Noa. I'll be okay.
- No! Tzvika...
- What?
He's afraid of flying.
I don't care.
Pause the douche bag and play the
darling for a second, please.
You'll know all your lines by heart
by the end of this flight, right?
I'll quiz you.
Who are you?
Amos. Amos Dahari.
And what do we know about you,
other than your name?
Where are you from?
What do you do for a living?
Do you even have a job?
I've got my eye on
you, Mr. Dahari.
Just so you know.
Hey. I have something for you.
Take half of this,
you'll be out in a second,
and you won't wake up
until we've landed.
No, these things are dangerous.
Come on, are you for real?
I can't even sleep at home without
two of these and a blindfold.
May I take a picture with you?
Of course.
What is it?
Listen very
carefully, Hollander.
We'll fly home in
your father's private jet,
it's not open for discussion.
Okay.
You have to swallow it.
I'll start by holding it.
My mom gave me something
soothing to drink,
I think it's working.
Hello, tough Amos.
What are you listening to?
Nothing, it's something
my brother made for me.
Amos, do you want some water?
Why do I need water?
Amos, my hand.
Amos, you're hurting me.
Let go of her hand!
Amos! Amos!
Flight attendant! Security!
Amos?
Go on, get out of here.
Who's that?
Leave me alone,
you're not my father.
Hey, Slick. A brother is
more important than a father.
We both came from the same womb,
Dad didn't.
Alright.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
- I'm okay.
- It was an accident.
I'm okay, Meirav.
Everything's fine.
Hey! You almost
killed your teacher!
That's not nice! Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Hi. Assaf.
I'm her intriguing older
brother. And you are?
I'm Meirav's Spanish teacher.
Really? I was in jail in
Argentina for two weeks,
for unintentionally vandalizing
an archeological monument,
what a coincidence!
What's your name?
Shelly Mizrahi.
Shelly Mizrahi.
That's a pretty name.
Is that your Facebook
profile as well?
Let's go, Meirav..
You'll be late for class.
Right, Meirav,
you'll be late for class.
See you later.
You could have said "goodbye",
but you said "see you later".
Shelly!
Let me know where
to pick you up tonight.
I'm trying to concentrate here.
Watch your manners,
Ms. Hollander.
What's this?
My lines, for an audition
I have in four hours,
and I'm not ready yet.
What for?
An American movie,
with Robert Downey Jr.
I don't believe it. Iron Man?
You're auditioning with him?
No, but if I pass this one, the
next audition will be with him.
I hit Aki Avni's car once.
So what? You're into acting now?
Tzvika is.
Are you sure you don't want one?
And miss all this fun?
You survived take off,
and now you're the man, huh?
Go on, make fun of me.
Tell me a bed time story.
Like what?
Whatever, something about you.
Tzvika thinks you're an ex con.
What do you do for a living,
for example?
I knead.
Are you a masseuse?
More like... I knead dough.
Oh, you're a chef?
I'm a baker. I bake pitta bread.
That's nice.
You look disappointed.
No. Bakers are sexy.
My family has a mini market
and bakery in Bat Yam,
and I run the bakery
with my father.
So you work all day
with your parents?
Now you're disappointed.
No, not at all.
I think it's beautiful
when a guy works with his folks.
But a guy who lives with his
parents, that's just pathetic.
Where do you live, in Tel Aviv?
Where?
Close to the Center,
Dizengoff Center.
I live on the corner,
right above the kiosk.
That's cool.
So can you make challah bread?
Of course.
I miss my mother's
challah bread so much.
When we get back.
I'll bake you a loaf.
I hope it'll be
as good as your mother's.
But what's your favorite kind?
Sesame, poppy seeds, sweet dough?
We'll go for the sweet one.
You idiot...
Have you no shame?
You're my brother.
Don't you have any boundaries?
Slick, when you're older
you'll understand.
Dad, Assaf is trying
to screw my teacher.
Meirav, watch your language!
We have customers here!
I'm sorry, Assaf is trying
to nail my teacher.
So what? I also want to, that
doesn't mean she'll want him.
Watch it, Avi!
She wants me,
she called me half an hour ago.
We'll be going on a hot date,
which will end, God willing,
with some screwing.
Dad?
What do you want me to do, Meirav?
Tell him not to go out with her!
He can't tell me to do that.
The most he can do is ask,
and I can agree, out of very basic
and minimal parental respect.
So, I'm asking you.
And I refuse.
Dad, I...
What can I do about it?
Do you want me to lie down between
the two of them? Seriously!
This has gone too
far, that's enough!
Listen to me,
Shelly is my favorite teacher.
I don't know what I'll do if you
ruin my relationship with her.
I will kill you, Assaf.
Dad, I need some black olives.
Meirav, enough
with your teacher!
He needs olives,
he's got work to do, stop it!
I hope you get herpes
all over your face.
We found oil in Bat Yam!
We have oil in Bat Yam, over!
Ladies and gentlemen,
in about 20 minutes,
we will be landing
in the London Heathrow Airport.
Please return to your seats
and fasten your seat belts.
Damn.
What's going on?
Everything's fine,
it's all good.
We spent the night together,
and boy, was I surprised...
I had no idea
you're such an animal in bed.
Alright, calm down.
You've been asleep
for six hours,
and I just got back from
a deep tissue massage,
after having to carry you on my
back through half of London.
My neck is killing
me, thanks to you.
Are we sharing a room?
What did you expect,
to spoon with Noa?
Yes, we'll be sharing a room,
the hotel is fully booked...
unfortunately.
Please tell me that
you're not wearing this.
It's my brother's suit,
what's wrong with it?
It's an aesthetic disaster,
that's what's wrong with it.
You're not wearing this.
Alright. Go to this address...
Rent yourself a black
classic suit for the night,
and tell Jonathan
that Mr. Granot sent you,
he'll make you a deal
that even a baker can afford.
You're kidding, right?
No, I'm not. You better get going,
we're leaving in an hour and half,
which leaves you 20 minutes
to get to the store.
Gucci, I won't go there
all by myself.
No problem. Don't go there,
and don't come with us, either.
It's my first time here.
If I go there by myself,
I'll just lose my way back and
won't be able to join you anyway.
Buddy, we're going to Alfred
Amsterdam Smith's opening,
one of the world's
most important artists,
showing in one of Europe's
most important galleries,
in the presence of some of the
galaxy's most important people,
and you are not
walking in there with us
in that "revenge of the
sequins" suit, period.
In that case, tell Noa
that I'm not going.
- Alright.
- Alright.
Fine, get ready. Let me take a quick
shower and we'll go together.
Look, there's our store.
Very elegant,
yet still young and modern.
Yeah. It looks fantastic,
we'll take it.
Excellent choice, Tzvika.
You always did have great taste.
I'll take it as a compliment.
Go on, change back
into your rags.
So, Jonathan, how are you?
Excuse me, I just wanted
to know, how much is it?
It's 720 Pounds.
That's like 4,500 Shekels!
No, I'm not buying it,
I'm just renting it.
I know, sir. To buy it
would cost you 2,700 Pounds.
Does that include your discount?
He gave you 50 percent off.
I can't spend that much money.
I didn't ask you to
come to London. Tzvika!
Don't you dare embarrass me in front
of this guy, Amos. Don't try me.
Hurry up and take out your
fake leather wallet.
Amos, that's small change
for these people.
You know what it's like
in their world,
they have their own rules
and way of dressing.
What will you say if they ask who
you're wearing on the red carpet?
"Castro"?
What carpet? Who' will ask?
I'll go to the bank
tomorrow morning
and wire you 5,000 Shekels
from my account, okay?
What 5,000 Shekels?
No way, Mom.
I don't want That.
Amos, since you
were 13 years old,
instead of playing ball
with your friends,
you were working your ass off in
the bakery with us, with no pay.
But you deserve it, Mom,
I know how the bakery's doing.
I'm always yelling at Assaf
for wasting your money
on his recordings.
What are you giving him
5,000 Shekels for? -Shut up!
Amos, let me spoil you,
just this once.
We're all so excited here,
as if we're there ourselves.
Shosh even made a cake.
It turned out great,
you have no idea!
I already ate half of it.
Okay, we'll talk later.
5,000 Shekels for a suit?
Is it made of gold?
Yes, it is! For God's sake!
Shelly called. She said that
she's calling off the date,
and asked that you
never call her again.
Assaf, you can't
go out with her.
We'll just have to
agree to disagree.
Assaf, I like her.
I also like her.
I'm in love with her.
Alright, this time you've gone
too far, get out of here.
I'm not lying.
Meirav...
Take it back, or I'll go
to Mom and tell her
what kind of nonsense
her only daughter's saying,
just to keep me away
from the love of my life.
The love of your life?
You just met her this morning.
Don't say anything to Mom,
she'll kill me.
Then tell me you're not gay.
I'm not lying.
Swear on Mom's life.
I swear on Mom's life.
Swear on Dad's life.
I swear on Dad's life.
I'm going to Mom...
Alright! Fine, I'm lying.
I knew it.
I don't have a problem
with girls who like girls.
On the contrary, I have an
entire folder on my computer,
dedicated to videos of girls
messing around with each other.
Do you want to see?
This soap smells so good,
sometimes I wish I could be
like you people and steal some.
Are you all up?
Why aren't you dressed?
- Which shoe?
- The green one.
Don't you think
it has a lousy heel?
It's fine, Noa.
Hey, sleepy head.
You slept well, huh?
I slept. How was the audition?
Leave him alone, Hollander,
the limo's waiting.
What an amazing suit!
That's my brother's suit,
from Israel.
The other one's a Gucci.
It's nice, but you're
wearing this one.
No way! It's the tackiest thing
I've ever seen.
It's tacky in Israel,
here they'll love it.
It's over the top,
it's so Alfred Amsterdam.
You're wearing this
one, trust me.
Go for the pink shoes.
The green ones.
- Pink.
- Green.
Okay, I'm even
more confused now.
Come on, let's go upstairs,
we'll get you in your dress,
and see what goes best with it. You,
wear the suit she chose for you,
and wait for us in the lobby, try not
to get in trouble with the police.
The pink ones, Noa.
You look great.
- You, too.
- Great.
Shall we?
Would you just get down
here already? We're late!
That's the producer
from the movie.
Hey, sweetie!
Isn't she gorgeous?
Nice to see you again. You, too.
Listen, I've got an idea,
why don't you join us?
I think we're going
to the same place.
We're fine. I'll see you there.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
- Alright, suit yourself.
- Bye.
Bye.
Are you out of your mind?
We're not going with him.
There's no reason to do that.
- Why should we?
- Why should we?
Because you auditioned for him
today, because you want the part,
because he's freaking
Harry Gordon,
and you never say "no"
to Harry Gordon.
He's also one of the biggest
perverts in Hollywood, okay?
He looked me up and down
every time Pete and I met him,
and also today, if you'd seen
the way he looked at me...
That doesn't make him a pervert,
it only makes him straight.
Baby, the man produced Twilight,
do I need to remind you what the
two leading actors have become?
Tzvika, let's get
back down to Earth,
and accept the fact
that I'm no Angelina Jolie.
Noa, you also didn't believe me
10 years ago,
when I told you your face will be
all over the highway billboards,
and what happened then?
Would you mind if we stop
at Big Ben on the way?
I want to take a picture there,
my parent's took one there
that makes it look like
they're moving the clock hand.
Sure thing. Come on, let's go.
Damn.
A little higher, Amos.
A little to the left.
Awesome.
Let's do one together.
Tzvika, take our
picture real quick.
But no modeling poses,
don't embarrass me. -Okay.
Look how pissed he is with me.
Let's stay here
until he loses it.
Are you two always together?
I'm his only client for years
now, where else can he be?
How much managing
do you require?
24/7.
But Tzvika is more than an manager,
he's like a second father to me.
And do you constantly bicker
with your father, too?
On our annual meeting, you mean?
Yeah, we butt heads, sure.
My mother used to moderate
between us.
The best thing that's happened
to us since she passed
is that he moved to LA
and I stayed in Israel.
It's funny, this is where we met
for the last time.
No kidding.
In June.
The hotel's grand opening.
We went for a walk afterwards,
and even rode the London Eye.
We actually had a good talk.
Hollander! Come on already!
How about a walk after the opening?
We can ride the ferris wheel.
That's exactly what
I was thinking.
Come on, Tzvika. We're late.
Alright, we're coming.
Don't you come near her until
further notice, understand?
Don't stand next to her,
don't breathe next to her,
just don't be near her.
So who will I be with?
The man is a genius.
An absolute genius.
His works are hanging in MOCA,
MOMA, the National Gallery,
in the Queen's living room...
He also never shuts up.
Poor thing, it's been
a half an hour,
and she hasn't gotten a word in.
I am deeply sorry if this event
is beneath you, sir,
but this is London, after all.
I bet that when you look at the
artwork in here, like this one,
you're thinking some kid just stuck
a few plastic flies on a poster.
Isn't that the guy
from the store?
I hope it won't hurt his feelings
to see me in another suit.
He couldn't care less
about your outfit.
Don't you want to
say hello, Tzvika?
No. I already signaled him
I'm interested at the store.
It's his turn now.
Are you gay?
Is he your type, Tzvika?
No, you're my type, Amos.
Where are you going, Amos? Amos?
Would you like to go upstairs?
Very much, but your sister is
sleeping in the next room, no?
My door and windows are
soundproof. Extra soundproof.
We can go to my
place, I live alone.
Follow that car.
Shall we go to my place?
Follow the taxi.
What taxi? -That one! Come on!
Okay, alright!
You see? That one, I like.
Actually, that one's not mine,
and I know for certain
it's already been sold.
No way. Who bought it?
I did, and I'll sell it to you,
for a bargain,
twice the price I paid for it. Mr.
Gordon, great seeing you again.
Mr. Gordon is my refusing-to-die
father. You can call me Harry.
May I introduce my youngest son, from
my third or fourth wife? Which one?
Fifth, Dad.
Introduce me.
Harry, you remember
Tzvika, my manager?
Harry, how are you?
You can call me Mr. Gordon.
Mr. Gordon, sure.
Noa, sweetie. That was a hell
of an audition you did today.
Yeah.
Seems you stole
some of your talent
from your ex-boyfriend
before you broke up.
No, no, I'm sure it's
going to work out.
My son and I are gonna go out
for a bite to eat,
we'd love if you'd to join us.
Maybe we could talk about the
role a little, what do you say?
Yes, I'd love to, but...
Would you give us
just one second, okay?
Don't you dare say "no", he just gave
you the part, do you understand?
Baby, as your manager
of the last 12 years,
trust my instincts, he's not
trying to get into your pants.
He's here with his son,
you have me as an escort,
we'll just go to dinner,
talk about the movie,
go back to the hotel,
and that's it.
Baby, I'm asking you, please.
I'm begging you.
Mr. Gordon, we'd love
to join you for dinner.
That's great, but
if you don't mind,
I'd rather do business
with the actor first, you know?
Contracts come second.
Makes everyone a little more...
I don't know... relaxed.
That's okay.
Let's go and have dinner.
- Let's go.
- Find Amos.
Let's go.
Man, I love the presents
my father gives me.
Yeah, I know,
it's a beautiful painting.
I wasn't talking
about the painting.
Look, don't wait up for her
tonight, guys. Okay?
You just did something
very wrong.
What is Meirav doing here?
This is a lesbian club.
What? See, this is how
urban rumors start.
You see a couple of girls
standing outside a club,
and you just decide
it's a lesbian club?
Wait here.
Don't lose your temper!
Vanessa.
Vanessa's also a lesbian.
Sir? You are the last one here.
Even the artist has left.
- Yeah, okay.
- Please.
Listen, I forgot my phone
and my money in my hotel...
I can't help you, sir. Sorry.
I don't even remember... Sorry.
Harry, why are we back at
the hotel? You said dinner.
We are having dinner,
an intimate dinner.
Relax, I'm not going
to take you back to my room.
I'm done with that shit.
Come on, let's go put you
in the movies, baby.
The coolest party in town is
about to start so... Come on!
They put you in the middle of
the world's creme de la creme,
and you, like a professional
"Black Panther",
and there' still no reason to claim
you're being discriminated against.
What's up, Vanessa?
I'm on to you.
You've been dragging Amos on for
nine years, and in the end?
In the end you're a lesbian?
You want to do the movie,
I want to do you.
Your girlfriend's cunning father
has two hotels here.
Noa Hollander, here we come!
Out of all the lesbians here,
you're the only one who
looks like in the porn.