Lehiyot Ita (2013–2021): Season 1, Episode 2 - Superman - full transcript
After a night out with Noa, that ends in Amos feeling abandoned and belittled by Noa, her friends and especially her over protective agent, Amos wakes up to find Vanessa on the foot of his bed. She gives him an ultimatum - propose by that night or end it. Unexpectedly, Amos gets an invitation to see Noa, he is surprised to find that what he thought was a date turns out to be a party. Again he finds himself immersed and unsettled in the world of the rich and famous, his discomfort exaggerated when he gets stuck in a bungee cord hanging meters above the ground for all to gawk at. Still intrigued by Amos, Noa invites him to London, where she has an audition for a role in a movie.
Why have you been screening
my calls for two days?
Good morning, Vanessa.
Good morning.
Last night I got a ticket for parking
in the wrong zone at the wrong time.
Today I have a date with the
cop who gave me the ticket.
Make up your mind.
If you say that we're getting married,
I'll call off the date and pay the fine.
And if I say
that I need more time?
Then I'll go downstairs and go have a
romantic breakfast with him in Jaffa.
Why, is he downstairs?
What a jerk,
he's screwing us with tickets.
He isn't screwing us,
he's just doing his job.
You, Amos, on the other hand,
screwed up my life.
I could be living in a fancy
3-room apartment in Tel Aviv,
plus a dog, plus a kid,
but because of you
I'm stuck in this stinking town,
sleeping in the room next to
my parents, waiting nine years
to at least move in together...
I heard you!
You need more time.
I respect that.
You have until 8:00.
If you don't call by then
it'll be the cop who gets it.
I'm warning you, Amos.
I can fall in love in a second.
The Baker and the Beauty.
Episode 2: The Israeli Superman.
Let her go out with the cop and screw us
all with tickets. I'm sick of her games.
I've lived here for 30 years.
This is the first time I've seen
them give tickets on Saturday.
Why's he laughing?
His IQ.
You...
Amos,
give it some serious thought,
because that little date
could turn into a big romance.
As much as I can't stand
your little wench, she's right.
Even if she were under the
wedding canopy with Brad Pitt
after he converted, studied Talmud
and changed his name to Yehoyachin,
all you'd have to say is that you
want her back and she'd be back.
She'd be back on a rocket.
He won't tell her that. Not on
a rocket, not on a missile.
He should have left her four years ago
when she told him to quit the bakery
and to find a decent job.
I didn't like her
from the start, Avi.
Whenever she'd see me coming into the
building she'd never hold the door for me.
Be thankful she didn't slam it in your
face, she did that to me a few times.
Oh, come on, Avi, don't exaggerate.
Amos doesn't need Vanessa.
He has someone much better
lined up.
What goes with shakshuka,
red or white wine?
This whole street
is red and white.
I could give out at least $350
worth of tickets just like that.
Hello.
Hello, may I speak to Amos?
He isn't here. Who is this?
Someone who wants Amos.
What's his number?
Who is this?
Tzvika.
Tzvika who?
Tzvika noneof-your-business.
Then you're not getting
his number, mister.
Oh. That's too bad.
He just asked me to call him as
soon as I finish, but that's okay.
Finish what?
The ring he ordered.
Excuse me a second.
Just a second.
What ring are you talking about?
You know, just a delicate
gold ring. Classy.
The diamond is another story.
The diamond is super-classy.
Whoa...
Whoa... So what's his number?
052-0783663.
If he doesn't answer,
try him at home. 03-5...
Congratulations.
Hello?
Whoa...
What have we become? Now you
hide things from your mother?!
What are you doing?
You're killing her!
Also Dad, poor guy.
Amos, they deserve to know who their favorite
son spent half the night fooling around with.
Half the night?! Fooling around?
Who is it? Is it her?
Don't answer,
it's probably Vanessa.
Assaf, who is it?
You have no idea.
I'm going to kill you.
What, Vanessa?
This isn't Vanessa, it's Tzvika.
Noa wants you to come over.
Be at 192 Eshel St.
In Herzliya in an hour, alone.
If there's any problem,
call the number on your screen.
But it's an unidentified number.
That's right. Goodbye.
What did the barracuda want?
It wasn't Vanessa.
It was Noa's agent.
What?
She invited me over in an hour.
Can you believe it?
I knew it...
I knew she'd find you!
"He who wants the rabbi
will come to him."
If Mohammed won't come
to the mountain,
the mountain will invite Mohammed
to come over in an hour.
I'm coming with you.
You're not coming
and I'm not going.
What do you mean "not going"?
I had enough last time.
Are you nuts?
Don't you see what's happening?
Amos, she wants to do you.
You turned her on
when you yelled at her, stupid.
When was the last time
anyone dared to yell at her?
Learn something. It's the
same with every rich chick,
they can be rolling in it until
who knows when but in the end...
they want to sleep
with the gardener.
And you're such a
sexy gardener, Amos.
She probably had wet dreams
about you all night...
"Yes, Amos, yell at me...
Yell at me, my little Yemenite."
"Tear me apart,
give me your Jachnoun, Amos..."
Let go, you idiot.
Amos,
you're going to be at Noa
Hollander's house in an hour
making sweet love
on her kitchen counter.
You're going, bro.
If you don't go, I will.
Bro, if you don't go...
I'll start thinking you're gay.
Not just me, all of Bat Yam
will think you're gay.
What?
Don't tell anyone.
I'm serious. I don't want anyone to know.
Especially not Mom and Shosh.
You say just one word,
and half the neighborhood knows.
Amos, you know that's all the fun,
telling the whole neighborhood.
Come on, I'm not kidding.
Vanessa will eventually find out and I don't
need an international incident right now.
Swear you won't tell.
Assaf, swear or I'll tell Dad
that you and Mom spent $1,800
of their pension on your single.
Okay, okay.
Then swear.
I swear.
I swear I won't tell anyone you
have a date with Noa Hollander.
Is this a date?
Dude, if this is a date
then that's totally weird.
Mom, Dad, it's happening today.
What's happening today?
It's amazing,
just when youre sure that all your
dreams have gone down the drain
and then God plays plumber and
they all float to the surface.
What floats, Vanessa?
Mom, as soon as I get out of the shower
you're doing my roots and blow-drying.
Dad, go to Orna and Eli and get
me three Haute Couture dresses,
I spoke to Orna and she's opening
the boutique just for me.
Rachel and Tzipora,
I'm really sorry,
I know you came from Jerusalem
but you have to leave.
I promise I'll make it up to you
with the best table at the wedding.
Besides, I can see
you're about to lose,
so I'm really doing you a favor.
Bye! I'll be in the shower!
I don't know, bro,
it just isn't me.
Of course it isn't you.
"And this is me."
"The one who worshipped
her beauty."
"And gave her my all..."
No?
No. Didn't he give her his all?
You didn't tell anyone, right?
Love you.
I'm out of here.
- Are you crazy?
- What?
If you show up in that she won't
even open the door, doofus.
Come here. Take Mom's car.
Amos,
will you play her my single?
Assaf, you know I'd jump off a building
for you, but let me get past this first.
Amos, good luck! Nice going!
If it doesn't work out,
give Noa my number, okay?
But tell her not to call after
8 pm. He'll already be asleep.
Mom told them.
It wasn't me, it was Shosh.
Yeah, but you did too,
you called your mom.
You're such a two-year-old...
Good luck, darling. Love you.
Grab a fork if you can, we'll sell it
on eBay and finally get out of the red.
You and your forks.
How embarrassing.
Couldn't you keep quiet
for five minutes?
Wow.
Wow, amazing.
Isn't it beautiful?
Very beautiful.
I'm dying to see his face
when he sees you.
Well, you aren't
going to see it.
Come here, Dad.
You too, Mom.
Last time we were in a
restaurant with loads of people
and we know the rest. This time
I want it to be just us two.
Don't come back until I tell you
that I'm engaged.
Assaf: "Check the trunk.
Good Luck!"
Here he is! -How's it going?
What's your name?
Where are the flowers from?
Are they real?
Are they for Noa?
I have no idea.
- There's Judy. Judy...
- Judy!
Name, please?
Amos Dahari.
You may go in.
There are too many waiters here
not doing anything.
Him, for instance. Amigos,
what am I paying you for?
Oh...
How are you, Gucci?
Why are you dressed
like a waiter?
What is the jungle for?
It's... It's for Noa.
For Noa?
"No flower can compete with your
beauty, but I hope that all together"
"they will help me
into your heart."
You're really something.
I didn't write it. Forget it.
Of course not.
Where's Noa?
Tossing people to hell.
Get in line.
I thought tossing people
was your job.
Ba-da-boom.
Take his orchard and get me some
SPF-50 sunscreen, I'm burning here.
Yes?
What? Where was it written?
Just a sec.
Yeah.
Hollywood Reporter?
No, no comment.
Damn!
The whole place is on camera. Make
sure nothing slips into your pocket.
You could have told me
to bring a bathing suit.
I also could have told you there'd
be dozens of people here.
Excuse me?
Excuse me, can I get a Coke?
Noa Dahari. Perfect.
Noa Hollander Dahari.
She'll never give up
her father's name.
I don't blame her. What a man...
He's smart, and he's rich.
- A handsome man.
- Very handsome.
If I were Amalia Hollander
what a life I'd have...
I'd be in America,
shopping all day,
having my hair done, gourmet food,
and look what I have instead.
It's okay, we'll live out our
dreams through our kids.
I just hope it works out,
amen, amen, amen!
Didn't you want him to get back
together with Vanessa?
Me? No way.
I want him to be happy.
And he'll be happy
with that Hollander girl?
With her bank account,
he'll be very happy.
You marry a woman, not an ATM.
Are you jealous
of your son, Avi?
Why should I be jealous?
I've already tasted the honey
and been stung in life
and I'm satisfied.
You're kidding.
How can you even compare?
I sure can. Compare who and who?
My dear husband thinks that going out
with Gideon Hollander's daughter
is equivalent to painting Gali
Atari's apartment way back when.
Avi, you went out
with Gali Atari?
Yes.
It was after she won the Eurovision.
She was named Singer of the Year
and that was just when
her feature film came out.
And that was just when
you didn't go out with her.
We didn't go out
of the house for a week.
It only took a day to paint
her place. You do the math.
Avi, did you and Gali Atari...?
Shosh! Shh...
What happened after a week?
She dumped him.
She begged me to stay.
But once I realized that their world is
a load of bull I got out of there fast.
And that's what Amos should do,
get out of there fast.
Now make me some coffee. Ask
Gali Atari to make you coffee.
Avi, I'll make you coffee.
You stud, you hunk.
I'll make you coffee.
No, never mind.
"If the waters are turbulent
and your life is too hard."
"Don't let it get you down,
discover yourself."
"You have the power."
"Hand in hand,
just give me your hand."
"Hand in hand
we'll make it all the way."
"Hand in hand
if you just give me your hand,."
"If you just give it..."
Stop it, please. No, no, no...
No, Noa, I'm begging you...
Okay, listen up.
From now until we take off
for London tomorrow morning
you stick with Noa
with one purpose only.
Keep her away from the Internet,
disconnect the Wi-Fi,
blow up an American satellite...
But I get off work at 10:00.
Oh, really? What a shame.
Okay, you can go home at 10:00.
Noa will read the news, she'll get
pissed off and cancel the trip,
and I'll make sure that
no caterer in the Middle East
will ever hire you again. Do we
understand each other? Good. Move.
"Noa is out, the ex is in!"
No...
"Formula 1 star Emilio Escola
Has landed in Israel."
Limor, get me the CEO of Ford.
I'll kill you!
Amos...
Amos from the other day.
Amos...
Please welcome
Amos from the other day!
Amos! Amos! Amos!
Amos...
I met Amos the other night.
Relax, it's not what you think.
This is Amos who disappeared
and here he is again.
Welcome Amos...
something...
I'm not sure I feel like it...
Of course you do. You don't want to look
like a chicken in front of everyone.
I'm so glad you came.
Nice party. What's the occasion?
We need a reason to party?
It's fun, I'm happy
partying with my friends.
Do I have to do this?
You have to.
And I must apologize
for the other night.
So apologize.
Actually, it's not me
who should apologize,
Tzvika should. I didn't ask him
to kick you out of the club.
It wasn't because
I tried to kiss you?
Amos,
you tried to kiss me
in front of a lot of people.
And if we were alone,
it would have been okay?
Why did it stop?
Tzvika!
Moti, listen up. Race car
drivers are testosterone bombs,
all they can think about
is cars or girls,
so forget the Holocaust
Memorial, bring him over,
and we'll introduce him to Noa, whose
father, by the way... Tzvika...
wants to buy 20 cars
for all his managers
and I'd be glad to recommend
you to him
if you'll just give me a chance.
Okay? Good.
What?
"If I'm not the last of all
who are competing for him..."
"Help me look ahead..."
"He loves me,
he loves me not..."
I'm confiscating that.
Hey... -You'll get it after the party, maybe.
- What about Amos?
What about Amos? -I'm on it.
Get him down from there.
He should be thankful,
look what a view he has.
I'm just kidding.
I'll get him down, okay?
Okay. -Having fun?
Yeah, but... Enjoying yourself?
Go have fun
with your girlfriends.
Remember, the minute Emilio
sets foot in here, let me know.
One, two, one, two.
I have good news.
We found the owner of the crane.
He's on his way here,
from Zefat (Far north).
From Zefat?!
Don't worry, there's no traffic.
On the same note, use of the bungee
jump is at the user's own risk
and you may not sue or file a complaint
against the Hollanders and Co.
Thank you.
Damn...
Hello?
Well? How's it going?
I'm in the clouds.
Amos, are you alone?
Can we talk?
I'm alone. All alone.
Did you give her the flowers?
Is she coming yet?
Did you take a fork?
What fork...?
You and your nonsense...
Is she coming, Amos?
Amos, are you doing her...?
Amos?
Emilio Escola.
Tzvika Granot. Mr. Escola,
It's such a pleasure to see you.
And this is Noa Hollander, she
is so excited to have you here.
Would you like to say hello?
Yes, of course.
Oh, oh... just a minute.
- Cut the crap...
- Amos.
Did you do Noa Hollander?
Son of a gun...
Amos? Stop it! Just a second...
They've got some amazing forks.
Amos... Shh!
What's the score, dude?
Amos!
What's the score?
Her 2, me 0.
I'm dying to pee.
Why don't you go
to the bathroom?
It isn't healthy to hold it,
it causes infection.
Mom, look what it says here.
What does it say?
Hey, it's Amos!
"Tragedy at the Hollander
estate, one of the waiters
"who climbed the bungee jump..."
Heaven help us.
"Found himself swinging
between heaven and earth."
Yikes... -Amos. -Turn on the
video. Where's the video?
How did that moron
get stuck up there?
Amos...
Amos!
Amos?
Scary.
Hi, everybody. Having fun?
First of all, thank you, Noa
for the awesome party.
Awesome. -And we're so glad
you're back here in Israel.
Though under
unfortunate circumstances.
Unfortunately, you're leaving
for London tomorrow
and we're really bummed,
so we're asking you,
Noa, for your mother's sake...
May she rest in peace.
Stop all the traveling already.
It's the most fun with your
sisters here in Israel!
Hollander, this is for you.
Hit it, D.J.!
Oh, and honey? Forget the
picture of that skank,
she's got nothing on you!
What picture?
What picture?
They're wasted. They don't know
what they're saying...
What, Vanessa?
Why aren't you answering?
Because I can't.
How about tomorrow?
Amos, you were supposed to be here by
8:00 with a delicate, classic gold ring
with a stunning diamond.
Vanessa...
I need more time, okay? You can't
stand over me with a stopwatch.
You always need more time!
You always procrastinate!
You have serious
commitment issues, Amos.
And you have horrible timing. I
want to know now, once and for all,
if you're going to marry me.
Hello?
Hello?
No!
Hello?
Well?
He isn't answering.
Why didn't he tell us he was a waiter?
Did he think we wouldn't accept him?
Keep trying.
I don't even want to hear the
first letter of "I told you so."
I'd never tell you that.
Never.
"It's a long road"
"and I'm like a
wandering bird..."
"It's a long road"
"and I'm like a wandering bird"
"I'm like a breeze
silently passing through days."
"Singing from autumn
to autumn..."
Hi.
I saw you from up above, so...
It hasn't even been a week...
And it's all over the Web.
I have a gallery opening
in London tomorrow
and I know
what's going to happen.
There'll be lots of people
that we know.
They'll all look at me
and think about him and her...
and some will probably even
ask me about them
and I'll pretend everything's
fine, that I'm happy,
but they'll know.
I can't take it anymore.
I knew he'd go
straight back to her.
That French bitch.
I hate her.
What is that?
A hedgehog.
I'm just trying
to make you laugh.
A hedgehog in a suit
isn't going to make me laugh.
Imagine it's Tzvika.
I'll...
I'll leave it here in case
you're still sad later.
Another website put up pictures of me
from the party, with the Spaniard.
Now I'll have to deny that, too.
Just wait until I catch whoever
gave them those photos...
It certainly wasn't me.
I have an alibi.
The Israeli Superman.
How did you get stuck up there?
Poor guy.
I have no luck with you.
Is that your mother?
She's prettier than you.
She was much prettier than me.
She died when I was ten.
Oh...
How?
She got run over by an ice cream
truck. It's a long story...
Cancer. She died of cancer.
What a stupid joke...
So you're off to London?
From there to Berlin, then to
L.A., and then back to here.
In four days.
I've never been there or there
or there.
So where have you been?
Eilat.
No, when I was eight
I was on a flight
that kind of lost
control, and...
that was the end
of my flying career.
I don't believe you.
You've never been abroad?
Does Gaza count?
Wow.
You didn't answer my question.
What question?
If we were alone, would it
have been okay if I tried...
Noa! Noa?
I already saw it.
Also the photos with Emilio.
Honey, let me do my job, okay?
Your job is to consult me
about your job.
We'll discuss it later, okay?
I...
I'll be going.
Have fun.
Bye, Gucci.
Bye, Amos.
Cute guy, that Spaniard.
If you feel like inviting him
to London, it can be arranged.
I think he'd like that.
Mom, stop hitting on all my
friends. It's embarrassing...
What's up, dude?
Where are you? Are you okay?
I'm fine. I'm on my way home.
We called a crane company to rescue you.
What exactly happened?
Nothing.
I'll tell you when I get home.
Amos?
London, tomorrow, 9 a.m.
Want to come?
What did she say?
Are you serious?
London, tomorrow. Yes or no?
Of course.
What's going on, Assaf?
I'm afraid of flying, and...
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
Amos, you idiot! Just say yes.
Assaf, what's going on?!
You're making me nervous!
Amos...
Amos?
I'm coming.
Tzvika will call you
with all the details.
Bye.
Assaf, what's going on?
She invited him to London, Mom.
Who?
The Hollander girl, who do
you think? You're kidding!
Avi, did you hear that?
Did he get a fork?
Why won't anyone answer me
about the fork?
We're sleeping in the same room? You
thought you'd be spooning with Noa?
I have my eye on
you, Mr. Dahari.
Assaf, the older and intriguing
brother of that one.
Dad, Assaf wants to screw my
teacher. So what? So do I.
What's Meirav doing here?
It's a lesbians' club.
Vanessa.
my calls for two days?
Good morning, Vanessa.
Good morning.
Last night I got a ticket for parking
in the wrong zone at the wrong time.
Today I have a date with the
cop who gave me the ticket.
Make up your mind.
If you say that we're getting married,
I'll call off the date and pay the fine.
And if I say
that I need more time?
Then I'll go downstairs and go have a
romantic breakfast with him in Jaffa.
Why, is he downstairs?
What a jerk,
he's screwing us with tickets.
He isn't screwing us,
he's just doing his job.
You, Amos, on the other hand,
screwed up my life.
I could be living in a fancy
3-room apartment in Tel Aviv,
plus a dog, plus a kid,
but because of you
I'm stuck in this stinking town,
sleeping in the room next to
my parents, waiting nine years
to at least move in together...
I heard you!
You need more time.
I respect that.
You have until 8:00.
If you don't call by then
it'll be the cop who gets it.
I'm warning you, Amos.
I can fall in love in a second.
The Baker and the Beauty.
Episode 2: The Israeli Superman.
Let her go out with the cop and screw us
all with tickets. I'm sick of her games.
I've lived here for 30 years.
This is the first time I've seen
them give tickets on Saturday.
Why's he laughing?
His IQ.
You...
Amos,
give it some serious thought,
because that little date
could turn into a big romance.
As much as I can't stand
your little wench, she's right.
Even if she were under the
wedding canopy with Brad Pitt
after he converted, studied Talmud
and changed his name to Yehoyachin,
all you'd have to say is that you
want her back and she'd be back.
She'd be back on a rocket.
He won't tell her that. Not on
a rocket, not on a missile.
He should have left her four years ago
when she told him to quit the bakery
and to find a decent job.
I didn't like her
from the start, Avi.
Whenever she'd see me coming into the
building she'd never hold the door for me.
Be thankful she didn't slam it in your
face, she did that to me a few times.
Oh, come on, Avi, don't exaggerate.
Amos doesn't need Vanessa.
He has someone much better
lined up.
What goes with shakshuka,
red or white wine?
This whole street
is red and white.
I could give out at least $350
worth of tickets just like that.
Hello.
Hello, may I speak to Amos?
He isn't here. Who is this?
Someone who wants Amos.
What's his number?
Who is this?
Tzvika.
Tzvika who?
Tzvika noneof-your-business.
Then you're not getting
his number, mister.
Oh. That's too bad.
He just asked me to call him as
soon as I finish, but that's okay.
Finish what?
The ring he ordered.
Excuse me a second.
Just a second.
What ring are you talking about?
You know, just a delicate
gold ring. Classy.
The diamond is another story.
The diamond is super-classy.
Whoa...
Whoa... So what's his number?
052-0783663.
If he doesn't answer,
try him at home. 03-5...
Congratulations.
Hello?
Whoa...
What have we become? Now you
hide things from your mother?!
What are you doing?
You're killing her!
Also Dad, poor guy.
Amos, they deserve to know who their favorite
son spent half the night fooling around with.
Half the night?! Fooling around?
Who is it? Is it her?
Don't answer,
it's probably Vanessa.
Assaf, who is it?
You have no idea.
I'm going to kill you.
What, Vanessa?
This isn't Vanessa, it's Tzvika.
Noa wants you to come over.
Be at 192 Eshel St.
In Herzliya in an hour, alone.
If there's any problem,
call the number on your screen.
But it's an unidentified number.
That's right. Goodbye.
What did the barracuda want?
It wasn't Vanessa.
It was Noa's agent.
What?
She invited me over in an hour.
Can you believe it?
I knew it...
I knew she'd find you!
"He who wants the rabbi
will come to him."
If Mohammed won't come
to the mountain,
the mountain will invite Mohammed
to come over in an hour.
I'm coming with you.
You're not coming
and I'm not going.
What do you mean "not going"?
I had enough last time.
Are you nuts?
Don't you see what's happening?
Amos, she wants to do you.
You turned her on
when you yelled at her, stupid.
When was the last time
anyone dared to yell at her?
Learn something. It's the
same with every rich chick,
they can be rolling in it until
who knows when but in the end...
they want to sleep
with the gardener.
And you're such a
sexy gardener, Amos.
She probably had wet dreams
about you all night...
"Yes, Amos, yell at me...
Yell at me, my little Yemenite."
"Tear me apart,
give me your Jachnoun, Amos..."
Let go, you idiot.
Amos,
you're going to be at Noa
Hollander's house in an hour
making sweet love
on her kitchen counter.
You're going, bro.
If you don't go, I will.
Bro, if you don't go...
I'll start thinking you're gay.
Not just me, all of Bat Yam
will think you're gay.
What?
Don't tell anyone.
I'm serious. I don't want anyone to know.
Especially not Mom and Shosh.
You say just one word,
and half the neighborhood knows.
Amos, you know that's all the fun,
telling the whole neighborhood.
Come on, I'm not kidding.
Vanessa will eventually find out and I don't
need an international incident right now.
Swear you won't tell.
Assaf, swear or I'll tell Dad
that you and Mom spent $1,800
of their pension on your single.
Okay, okay.
Then swear.
I swear.
I swear I won't tell anyone you
have a date with Noa Hollander.
Is this a date?
Dude, if this is a date
then that's totally weird.
Mom, Dad, it's happening today.
What's happening today?
It's amazing,
just when youre sure that all your
dreams have gone down the drain
and then God plays plumber and
they all float to the surface.
What floats, Vanessa?
Mom, as soon as I get out of the shower
you're doing my roots and blow-drying.
Dad, go to Orna and Eli and get
me three Haute Couture dresses,
I spoke to Orna and she's opening
the boutique just for me.
Rachel and Tzipora,
I'm really sorry,
I know you came from Jerusalem
but you have to leave.
I promise I'll make it up to you
with the best table at the wedding.
Besides, I can see
you're about to lose,
so I'm really doing you a favor.
Bye! I'll be in the shower!
I don't know, bro,
it just isn't me.
Of course it isn't you.
"And this is me."
"The one who worshipped
her beauty."
"And gave her my all..."
No?
No. Didn't he give her his all?
You didn't tell anyone, right?
Love you.
I'm out of here.
- Are you crazy?
- What?
If you show up in that she won't
even open the door, doofus.
Come here. Take Mom's car.
Amos,
will you play her my single?
Assaf, you know I'd jump off a building
for you, but let me get past this first.
Amos, good luck! Nice going!
If it doesn't work out,
give Noa my number, okay?
But tell her not to call after
8 pm. He'll already be asleep.
Mom told them.
It wasn't me, it was Shosh.
Yeah, but you did too,
you called your mom.
You're such a two-year-old...
Good luck, darling. Love you.
Grab a fork if you can, we'll sell it
on eBay and finally get out of the red.
You and your forks.
How embarrassing.
Couldn't you keep quiet
for five minutes?
Wow.
Wow, amazing.
Isn't it beautiful?
Very beautiful.
I'm dying to see his face
when he sees you.
Well, you aren't
going to see it.
Come here, Dad.
You too, Mom.
Last time we were in a
restaurant with loads of people
and we know the rest. This time
I want it to be just us two.
Don't come back until I tell you
that I'm engaged.
Assaf: "Check the trunk.
Good Luck!"
Here he is! -How's it going?
What's your name?
Where are the flowers from?
Are they real?
Are they for Noa?
I have no idea.
- There's Judy. Judy...
- Judy!
Name, please?
Amos Dahari.
You may go in.
There are too many waiters here
not doing anything.
Him, for instance. Amigos,
what am I paying you for?
Oh...
How are you, Gucci?
Why are you dressed
like a waiter?
What is the jungle for?
It's... It's for Noa.
For Noa?
"No flower can compete with your
beauty, but I hope that all together"
"they will help me
into your heart."
You're really something.
I didn't write it. Forget it.
Of course not.
Where's Noa?
Tossing people to hell.
Get in line.
I thought tossing people
was your job.
Ba-da-boom.
Take his orchard and get me some
SPF-50 sunscreen, I'm burning here.
Yes?
What? Where was it written?
Just a sec.
Yeah.
Hollywood Reporter?
No, no comment.
Damn!
The whole place is on camera. Make
sure nothing slips into your pocket.
You could have told me
to bring a bathing suit.
I also could have told you there'd
be dozens of people here.
Excuse me?
Excuse me, can I get a Coke?
Noa Dahari. Perfect.
Noa Hollander Dahari.
She'll never give up
her father's name.
I don't blame her. What a man...
He's smart, and he's rich.
- A handsome man.
- Very handsome.
If I were Amalia Hollander
what a life I'd have...
I'd be in America,
shopping all day,
having my hair done, gourmet food,
and look what I have instead.
It's okay, we'll live out our
dreams through our kids.
I just hope it works out,
amen, amen, amen!
Didn't you want him to get back
together with Vanessa?
Me? No way.
I want him to be happy.
And he'll be happy
with that Hollander girl?
With her bank account,
he'll be very happy.
You marry a woman, not an ATM.
Are you jealous
of your son, Avi?
Why should I be jealous?
I've already tasted the honey
and been stung in life
and I'm satisfied.
You're kidding.
How can you even compare?
I sure can. Compare who and who?
My dear husband thinks that going out
with Gideon Hollander's daughter
is equivalent to painting Gali
Atari's apartment way back when.
Avi, you went out
with Gali Atari?
Yes.
It was after she won the Eurovision.
She was named Singer of the Year
and that was just when
her feature film came out.
And that was just when
you didn't go out with her.
We didn't go out
of the house for a week.
It only took a day to paint
her place. You do the math.
Avi, did you and Gali Atari...?
Shosh! Shh...
What happened after a week?
She dumped him.
She begged me to stay.
But once I realized that their world is
a load of bull I got out of there fast.
And that's what Amos should do,
get out of there fast.
Now make me some coffee. Ask
Gali Atari to make you coffee.
Avi, I'll make you coffee.
You stud, you hunk.
I'll make you coffee.
No, never mind.
"If the waters are turbulent
and your life is too hard."
"Don't let it get you down,
discover yourself."
"You have the power."
"Hand in hand,
just give me your hand."
"Hand in hand
we'll make it all the way."
"Hand in hand
if you just give me your hand,."
"If you just give it..."
Stop it, please. No, no, no...
No, Noa, I'm begging you...
Okay, listen up.
From now until we take off
for London tomorrow morning
you stick with Noa
with one purpose only.
Keep her away from the Internet,
disconnect the Wi-Fi,
blow up an American satellite...
But I get off work at 10:00.
Oh, really? What a shame.
Okay, you can go home at 10:00.
Noa will read the news, she'll get
pissed off and cancel the trip,
and I'll make sure that
no caterer in the Middle East
will ever hire you again. Do we
understand each other? Good. Move.
"Noa is out, the ex is in!"
No...
"Formula 1 star Emilio Escola
Has landed in Israel."
Limor, get me the CEO of Ford.
I'll kill you!
Amos...
Amos from the other day.
Amos...
Please welcome
Amos from the other day!
Amos! Amos! Amos!
Amos...
I met Amos the other night.
Relax, it's not what you think.
This is Amos who disappeared
and here he is again.
Welcome Amos...
something...
I'm not sure I feel like it...
Of course you do. You don't want to look
like a chicken in front of everyone.
I'm so glad you came.
Nice party. What's the occasion?
We need a reason to party?
It's fun, I'm happy
partying with my friends.
Do I have to do this?
You have to.
And I must apologize
for the other night.
So apologize.
Actually, it's not me
who should apologize,
Tzvika should. I didn't ask him
to kick you out of the club.
It wasn't because
I tried to kiss you?
Amos,
you tried to kiss me
in front of a lot of people.
And if we were alone,
it would have been okay?
Why did it stop?
Tzvika!
Moti, listen up. Race car
drivers are testosterone bombs,
all they can think about
is cars or girls,
so forget the Holocaust
Memorial, bring him over,
and we'll introduce him to Noa, whose
father, by the way... Tzvika...
wants to buy 20 cars
for all his managers
and I'd be glad to recommend
you to him
if you'll just give me a chance.
Okay? Good.
What?
"If I'm not the last of all
who are competing for him..."
"Help me look ahead..."
"He loves me,
he loves me not..."
I'm confiscating that.
Hey... -You'll get it after the party, maybe.
- What about Amos?
What about Amos? -I'm on it.
Get him down from there.
He should be thankful,
look what a view he has.
I'm just kidding.
I'll get him down, okay?
Okay. -Having fun?
Yeah, but... Enjoying yourself?
Go have fun
with your girlfriends.
Remember, the minute Emilio
sets foot in here, let me know.
One, two, one, two.
I have good news.
We found the owner of the crane.
He's on his way here,
from Zefat (Far north).
From Zefat?!
Don't worry, there's no traffic.
On the same note, use of the bungee
jump is at the user's own risk
and you may not sue or file a complaint
against the Hollanders and Co.
Thank you.
Damn...
Hello?
Well? How's it going?
I'm in the clouds.
Amos, are you alone?
Can we talk?
I'm alone. All alone.
Did you give her the flowers?
Is she coming yet?
Did you take a fork?
What fork...?
You and your nonsense...
Is she coming, Amos?
Amos, are you doing her...?
Amos?
Emilio Escola.
Tzvika Granot. Mr. Escola,
It's such a pleasure to see you.
And this is Noa Hollander, she
is so excited to have you here.
Would you like to say hello?
Yes, of course.
Oh, oh... just a minute.
- Cut the crap...
- Amos.
Did you do Noa Hollander?
Son of a gun...
Amos? Stop it! Just a second...
They've got some amazing forks.
Amos... Shh!
What's the score, dude?
Amos!
What's the score?
Her 2, me 0.
I'm dying to pee.
Why don't you go
to the bathroom?
It isn't healthy to hold it,
it causes infection.
Mom, look what it says here.
What does it say?
Hey, it's Amos!
"Tragedy at the Hollander
estate, one of the waiters
"who climbed the bungee jump..."
Heaven help us.
"Found himself swinging
between heaven and earth."
Yikes... -Amos. -Turn on the
video. Where's the video?
How did that moron
get stuck up there?
Amos...
Amos!
Amos?
Scary.
Hi, everybody. Having fun?
First of all, thank you, Noa
for the awesome party.
Awesome. -And we're so glad
you're back here in Israel.
Though under
unfortunate circumstances.
Unfortunately, you're leaving
for London tomorrow
and we're really bummed,
so we're asking you,
Noa, for your mother's sake...
May she rest in peace.
Stop all the traveling already.
It's the most fun with your
sisters here in Israel!
Hollander, this is for you.
Hit it, D.J.!
Oh, and honey? Forget the
picture of that skank,
she's got nothing on you!
What picture?
What picture?
They're wasted. They don't know
what they're saying...
What, Vanessa?
Why aren't you answering?
Because I can't.
How about tomorrow?
Amos, you were supposed to be here by
8:00 with a delicate, classic gold ring
with a stunning diamond.
Vanessa...
I need more time, okay? You can't
stand over me with a stopwatch.
You always need more time!
You always procrastinate!
You have serious
commitment issues, Amos.
And you have horrible timing. I
want to know now, once and for all,
if you're going to marry me.
Hello?
Hello?
No!
Hello?
Well?
He isn't answering.
Why didn't he tell us he was a waiter?
Did he think we wouldn't accept him?
Keep trying.
I don't even want to hear the
first letter of "I told you so."
I'd never tell you that.
Never.
"It's a long road"
"and I'm like a
wandering bird..."
"It's a long road"
"and I'm like a wandering bird"
"I'm like a breeze
silently passing through days."
"Singing from autumn
to autumn..."
Hi.
I saw you from up above, so...
It hasn't even been a week...
And it's all over the Web.
I have a gallery opening
in London tomorrow
and I know
what's going to happen.
There'll be lots of people
that we know.
They'll all look at me
and think about him and her...
and some will probably even
ask me about them
and I'll pretend everything's
fine, that I'm happy,
but they'll know.
I can't take it anymore.
I knew he'd go
straight back to her.
That French bitch.
I hate her.
What is that?
A hedgehog.
I'm just trying
to make you laugh.
A hedgehog in a suit
isn't going to make me laugh.
Imagine it's Tzvika.
I'll...
I'll leave it here in case
you're still sad later.
Another website put up pictures of me
from the party, with the Spaniard.
Now I'll have to deny that, too.
Just wait until I catch whoever
gave them those photos...
It certainly wasn't me.
I have an alibi.
The Israeli Superman.
How did you get stuck up there?
Poor guy.
I have no luck with you.
Is that your mother?
She's prettier than you.
She was much prettier than me.
She died when I was ten.
Oh...
How?
She got run over by an ice cream
truck. It's a long story...
Cancer. She died of cancer.
What a stupid joke...
So you're off to London?
From there to Berlin, then to
L.A., and then back to here.
In four days.
I've never been there or there
or there.
So where have you been?
Eilat.
No, when I was eight
I was on a flight
that kind of lost
control, and...
that was the end
of my flying career.
I don't believe you.
You've never been abroad?
Does Gaza count?
Wow.
You didn't answer my question.
What question?
If we were alone, would it
have been okay if I tried...
Noa! Noa?
I already saw it.
Also the photos with Emilio.
Honey, let me do my job, okay?
Your job is to consult me
about your job.
We'll discuss it later, okay?
I...
I'll be going.
Have fun.
Bye, Gucci.
Bye, Amos.
Cute guy, that Spaniard.
If you feel like inviting him
to London, it can be arranged.
I think he'd like that.
Mom, stop hitting on all my
friends. It's embarrassing...
What's up, dude?
Where are you? Are you okay?
I'm fine. I'm on my way home.
We called a crane company to rescue you.
What exactly happened?
Nothing.
I'll tell you when I get home.
Amos?
London, tomorrow, 9 a.m.
Want to come?
What did she say?
Are you serious?
London, tomorrow. Yes or no?
Of course.
What's going on, Assaf?
I'm afraid of flying, and...
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
Amos, you idiot! Just say yes.
Assaf, what's going on?!
You're making me nervous!
Amos...
Amos?
I'm coming.
Tzvika will call you
with all the details.
Bye.
Assaf, what's going on?
She invited him to London, Mom.
Who?
The Hollander girl, who do
you think? You're kidding!
Avi, did you hear that?
Did he get a fork?
Why won't anyone answer me
about the fork?
We're sleeping in the same room? You
thought you'd be spooning with Noa?
I have my eye on
you, Mr. Dahari.
Assaf, the older and intriguing
brother of that one.
Dad, Assaf wants to screw my
teacher. So what? So do I.
What's Meirav doing here?
It's a lesbians' club.
Vanessa.