Zeroman (2004–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Disorder in the Court - full transcript

No, you're crazy.

You can't get away with this.

I'll do anything.

Please!

I have your
breakfast ready mother.

Chalk full of vitamins.

Make sure there's enough
eggs for my Zeroman doll.

He is our special guest.

All the health experts say

there's no better
way to start your day

than with a big breakfast bang.



Oh, great! You just ruined
my inflatable Zeroman.

It's the center piece
of my collection.

You wrecked it!

You better find
mother a fresh one.

And make it quick!

I'll get right on it mother.

Gary!

Enough with the
Simulated Mayhem already!

Oh fine. Great.

You won't let me annihilate
bad guys out there

and you won't let me cap
fake bad guys down here.

How am I supposed to say sharp

stuck in the sidekick sidelines?

It's for your own
protection, Gary.



And ours.

You're just not ready.

Patience, O-boy,

your time will come maybe
sooner than you think.

Les Mutton has been
summoned for jury duty.

Is that all?

Jury duty.

Don't worry.

A few phone calls and a couple
of choice-ly worded letters

and I'll get you
right out of that.

We need you here and you can't
be in two places at once.

Yes, but how would it
look for Les, as Zeroman,

to shark his civic duty?

To haul off and just hoark in
the face of honor to goodness,

Joe Public.

Huh? Well, how would that look?

It wouldn't look good.

Not good at all.

Especially the hoarking.

Your darn right it wouldn't.

That's why Zeroman,
as Les, has no choice,

but to sit on that jury
as a role model to all

for as long as it takes.

Yes, Gary your right.

Zeroman will sit on
that jury, as Les,

as a role model to all.

For as long as it takes.

And while you are
there I'll be here.

Filling in for you as O-boy.

Ooh and I'll be here
too making O-boys' life

a living Hell as me, Ty Cheese.

Now, Ty, stop your worrying.

If I know anything about
our well oiled legal system

I should be back
here by dinnertime.

But you know nothing
about our legal system.

Oh, well all the more
reason to jump right in.

Out,

out,

and away.

All rise.

This court is now in session.

The honorable Judge
Tipper Mental presiding.

Judge Mental. Woo ooh.

He sounds tough.

I'd hate to get
on his wrong side.

Shh.

I sentence that man

to three months hard
labor for slow standing.

But, but your honor, he's
the attorney for the defense.

He is? I'll bet he's got
some interesting stories.

How'd you like to be
cellmates with him?

All right, let's get settled.

I've got my gavel and my water
and my gavel pounding thing

and Binky?

Who took Binky?

Where's my Binky?

He's
right here, your honor.

Ooh.

Binky!

Are you ready to give out
some cold unforgiving justice?

Me too.

Bring out the defendant!

Cheddar cheese.

That guy looks just
like Mayor McWad.

Mr. Todd Tad McWad?

resident and public
servant of this Fair City?

Yes, your honor.

He Even has the same name.

What are the odds?

It says here that you, Mayor
McWad, have been a bad boy.

And that you stand before me
today for the crime of murder.

Cold blooded murder
in the first degree!

Murder? The mayor?

McWad? McMurderer?

I feel sick.

Ty, come in Ty.

Yo, Ty.

Jesus! Oh God!

Looks like you were right.

Ty's always right.

You better send my
zero shaped Hemi cushion.

I think I'll be sitting
on this jury for a while.

Mayor Todd Tad McWad you have
been charged with the murder

of John Q. Public,

your only opponent to the
upcoming mayoral election.

How do you plead?

Not, not guilty, your honor.

Oh, come on.

That's how you plead?

You're on trial for
your life, Todd.

How do you really plead?

I didn't do it. Please!

You've got to believe me.

I've got my reputation
to think about.

Both payments.

I'm innocent, I tell you.

Innocent!

Yes, bravo.

Good pleading.

And very believable,
wouldn't you say Binky?

Except for the one tiny,
minor detail that it's lies.

All lies!

Roll Exhibit A!

No, you're crazy.

You can't get away with this.

Please.

But that wasn't me.

I was on a, a religious
retreat that weekend.

And how could I be in
two places at once?

Silence in my courtroom.

Silence!

What's that Binky?

Oh, I agree.

What do you say, gang?

Who thinks he's guilty?

How about a show of hands?

That's
11 guilty, your honor.

And one not guilty.

Not guilty?

Who said that?

I did, your honor.

Les Mutton.

Don't tell me your name.

Tell me why!

Didn't you see the tape?

Why did you vote not guilty?

Why?

Be, because he's the mayor.

The elected symbol
of good in Fair City.

And because
politicians never lie.

That's why.

Two years hard labor
for being stupid in court.

You can't condemn a man
for having an opinion.

Especially a member of the jury.

But it's my court.

My word is law.

There will be a
five second recess

while Binky and I
converse in my chambers.

Upon further examination,

I have decided not to throw
the stupid one out of court.

Instead, we'll all just sit
here and try this idiotic case

for as long as it takes.

Happy now?

Huh?

It's a flamin' zero.

There must be trouble

Ty to Les. Come in Les.

What is it ty?

I'm kind of in the
middle of something.

We've got a robotic dummy
rebellion on our hands.

They've gone loco and
are taking over the city.

You've gotta stop them.

Wayward wool bots, eh?

Can't Gary handle it?
I'm really tied up here.

So is Gary.

He said that you are
Fair City's only hope,

didn't you Gary?

Oh, Christ you big flatterers.

I'll see if I can just
nip out for a tick.

I'm sure the judge won't mind.

Uh, your honor.

Your honor, juror
number nine here,

begging your supreme indulgence

as I squirm out this request

to go exercise my
pressing civic duty?

You want to go
to the bathroom?

In the middle of my trial?

This is highly irregular!

Well actually I was hoping
to do it down the hall

and yes it is highly irregular
that's why I need to go now.

Make it fast!

Out, out, and away!

From the looks of things,

this robotic dummy revolt
is only gonna get worse.

It's gonna need
your full attention.

My full
attention, yes.

But not yours.

Excuse me?

While I'm cleaning the
streets of these deadly dummies,

I need you to save the mayor.

You must do this for me, Ty

because I really can't
be in two places at once.

Yeah, well neither can I.

How am I supposed to prove

that the mayor may
not be a killer

and run things down
here at the same time?

Unless.

Hey, Gary, guess what.

Your time has finally come.

Do you think you're sharp enough

to handle some basic
evidence gathering

without making a complete mess?

It's only a matter
of life and death.

No pressure.

Excuse me.

Watch your, watch your toes.

What did I miss?

Did the Butler do it?

Ty, I'm back on the
jury doing my duty.

This being in two places at
once isn't as hard as I thought.

Juror number nine!

Are you quite through?

Yeah, sorry, your honor.

I was just making double
sure I was zipped up.

Ty, are you there? Yo, Ty.

Yeah, all zipped up.

Carry on. No more hold ups.

I'm fine, now. Mailman's
honor, your honor.

Good. Because your
incessant bathroom breaks

weren't the only thing
holding up my case.

They weren't?

Well, I'm very relieved.

You'd better be

because nobody is leaving this
room until Zeroman shows up.

Zeroman?

You mean the, the man of zeal?

Is coming here?

He was called to testify
on the mayor's behalf.

Silence!

If Zeroman himself doesn't
get here in ten seconds,

I'm throwing the book at you.

Mayor...

McMurder!

Guess what Ty,
I spoke too soon.

Now Zeroman and I have
to be in the same room

at the same time.

Any ideas at all Ty? Ty
are you, are you there?

Ty? Gary?

Ty? Anybody?

Uh
oh, time's almost up.

It's all over, but the
frying for you, man.

No Zeroman, no mercy.

Where's your superhero now?

I don't understand it.

He's usually so darn dependable.

That poor guy.

I, I can't watch.

I'm really not kidding, Ty.

A man's life is at stake here,

along with Zeroman's
dependable reputation.

So I sure hope you're gonna
come up with something soon.

Time's up Todd.

Zeroman's glaring lack of
faith in your innocence

leaves me with no choice,
but to find you guilty of-

Zeroman?

Zeroman!

That's right.

Zeroman is here, ever near.

Whew, I made it.

But if I am here,
how can I be there?

I am Zeroman.

Or am I? Maybe I've had my
head between my knees too long.

Maybe I've licked too
many stuff on the job

or, or maybe I'm totally insane

and I've been fantasizing
myself in the role of Zeroman.

All these years to gain
acceptance from mother.

Do you Zeroman swear
to tell the truth,

the whole truth, and
nothing but the truth.

So help me, Todd.

You don't look like you're
old self there, Zeroman.

Yes, well, I can assure
you this is me, Zeroman.

In the flesh.

And I stand here
before you to speak out

on behalf of who I
feel is Fair City's

most loyal and
trustworthy servant.

No, dear friends, not I, but he,

Mayor Todd

McWad.

I stand here, doubled
over with grief.

Expressing my uncorkable belief

that he is innocent
of all charges.

So strong is my belief that
I can hardly contain myself.

So I'm going right
out to prove it.

I shall return.

That Zeroman, what a guy.

I knew he'd come.

Three cheers for Zeroman.

Hip hip hooray!
- Hip hip hooray!

I'll just go make sure
he knows the way out.

- Hip hip-
- Silence in my courtroom!

Silence!

Terrific
thinking back there, Ty.

It's comforting to know
that you've got my back,

my front, and my squeaky
clean ruddy good looks.

Don't mention it. I mean it.

Don't ever mention this again.

He won't have
to, I've got pictures.

Boys, boys, there's
no time for this.

I still have those
killer dummies to stop.

And you have all that
evidence that Ty uncovered

to comb through.

This isn't over yet.

Out, out,

and away.

The evidence
that Ty uncovered?

It was a team effort.

After tracing
the killer dummies

to Fair City Robotic
Dummy Corporation

I'll finally put an
end to their siege.

Once and for all.

This promises to be the most
dangerous and epic battle

I have ever faced.

What a dust up, you
should have seen it guys.

There were killer dummy mummies
and killer dummy daddies,

and-
- Okay!

That's real good Zeroman,
but we're a little busy here.

Pouring over all this evidence
you wanted us to find.

Evidence, ah, outstanding.

Well, bring me up to speed.

Any good leads?

How's it going?

Not good, for
the mayor I mean.

So far we've only
managed to prove

beyond a shadow of a
doubt that he did it.

But there's so much
incriminating evidence here

that it would take a corn
fed idiot to miss the fact

that he's obviously
being framed.

Boy, I can't believe
he really did it.

He didn't do it.

That's our point.

Someone's gone to a lot of
trouble to set the mayor up.

We just have to find out who.

Zeroman.

Ah hah! It's,
it's another one.

Get back, you emotionless goon.

Ah hah! Whoa!

Ha!

Actually I'm the shop foreman.

I've been locked
in the staff room

since this whole ordeal began.

We, here at the Robotic
Dummy Corporation,

manufacture the most
lifelike robotic dummies

on the market today.

Whoever broke in
set the cooking time

to full evil production
and that, my friend,

is a recipe for disaster.

I see, but why would
somebody do this?

And these life sized dummies,

can they be made to
look like anyone?

Anyone at all.

Just pop in their picture
and Bob's your uncle.

Well, I certainly don't
need any more relatives,

but are you guys thinking
what I'm thinking?

I'm way ahead of you Zero.

Gary, fuel up your private jet.

You're taking a little trip.

I am?

Why is it tax time again?

No, but I do know how
the mayor was framed.

And Zeroman I have a hunch
who's behind all this,

but I need time.

Can you stall the mayor's
trial until I can prove it?

I'm on the case Ty.

And thanks to the fine folks

at the Robotic
Dummy Corporation,

now I can really be in
two places at one time.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

True to my word,

I have returned and begging
the in victus of the court.

I intend to prove, beyond
the shadow of a ground hog,

that the mayor is innocent.

Hooray!

Oh, Binky, make it stop.

Okay,
enough we get it!

But is there a conclusion
anywhere in our futures?

A conclusion, your honor?

Yes. Yes.

I have a conclusion.

I have it right here.

My conclusion is, um, yeah.

Oh shoot.

I, I've lost my place.

I, I better start again.

No! I've heard enough.

And based on the fact
that nobody can prove

that the mayor didn't do it,

I hereby rule that Mayor McWad
is guilty of the murder of-

John Q. Public?

But how can that be when
he is right here with me?

Oh boy!

It's O-boy.

Yes, O-boy.

Fresh from John Q.'s
tropical hideaway,

where he was living large on
the hush money paid to him

for his role in this
elaborate scheme.

A scheme masterminded
by none other than...

Judge Mental.

Who used a life size
robotic dummy of the mayor

in order to fake your death
because he longed to become...

Mayor of Fair City.

Yes, it's true.

And we would've gotten
away with it too.

If it weren't for you.

Ha ha.

Ha.

And you!

Shame on you, your honor.

It's the wacky shack for you.

Take 'em away boys.

Binky! Binky, make them stop!

Binky!

I can't thank you
enough, Zeroman.

Now I can be in
two places at once.

Don't thank me, Todd.

Thank O-boy.

It was his ingenuity that
saved your political beacon.

O-boy's ingenuity?

It was a team effort.

Right. If anybody deserves
the credit it's Zeroman.

He was the one who figured out
the killer mayor was a dummy.

Of course only a brain
dead corn fed idiot

would've missed that.

The mayor was a dummy?

Well, I'll be.

I was actually thinking about
a different dummy as I recall.

Here you go, mother.

As promised your brand
new life size Zeroman.

Is that the best
you could find?

Ah, I guess it'll do.

I'm glad you like it, mother.

Now go get dinner started

and set an extra
place at the table.

Zeroman will be joining us.

I guess I can be in
two places at one time.

Ha ha.

Ha.