Zeroman (2004–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Les Than Zero - full transcript
Ha ha, oh
Great gleaming blowholes
Ha ha, easy big fellow.
I'm here to help you.
My field tested kinship
with all God's creatures
tells me that something
is troubling you.
This is worse than
some tainted tuna.
That big fish has gone bad.
But, I refuse to do him harm.
I must rely on my
zero intellectives
to get through to him in a
language only he can understand.
Which roughly translated means,
"Me, your friend. Me
mean you no hurt."
Or, "Whales suck and blow".
Ooh. That one I
don't like as much.
Beast
beached himself.
Stand back.
He needs oxygen, and lots of it.
This is your blowhole, right?
Because I hardly know you.
Whoa!
Farewell,
my dear friend.
I'm glad we had the chance
to get to know one another.
Bon Voyage!
All's whale that ends whale.
Les, where have you been?
Our 15 minute break
is almost over.
Oh um, sorry Sally.
Oh, but nature called and
I had to answer.
Are you all right?
You look beat.
Well it was quite a
struggle. Took a lot out of me.
I even blew a hole in
the changing room wall.
Okay.
Oh well, maybe we can come
down here again sometime
when we're off duty.
Why would we do that?
If there's no mail to
deliver, what's the point?
You know, for fun.
Just you and me.
Uh, you mean like a play date?
Something like that.
But I'd have to check
with mother first but,
I'd say that it was safe to say-
I got it. I got it.
Boo-yah. The catch of the day.
Touchdown for Big Dick.
Dick. I thought I smelled ham.
Don't we get enough of
your crap down at work?
Yeah, but it's my day off.
And I could ask
you the same thing.
What's a Uberchick like you
doing sharing a
blanket with this?
I thought you
were ZeroMan's girl.
I'm not ZeroMan's girl.
Well, then that
means you're available.
And this mailman
is all male, ma'm.
Alright, there Dick.
Enough's enough.
You've had your fun, now
leave the girl alone, okay?
And what if I don't?
You think you're man
enough to handle me?
Huh, mutton?
Oh, I'm man
enough all right, ZeroMan.
But we must keep our
identity as ZeroMan a secret
and remain true to our vow
of only using our Zero powers
for the good of man kind.
And never for personal reasons.
Not even just this once,
because Dick has been asking
for it for a long time.
Hah. Are you having
a senior moment there, mutton?
Huh?
Oh, what?
I said, what are
you gonna do about it?
Old man.
Well, what am I
going to do about it?
Oh.
I'll tell you what I'm
going to do about it.
I'm going to turn
the other cheek.
Both cheeks in fact.
Come on, Sally.
Hm, gee Les.
For a minute there,
I really thought
you were gonna put that
blow-hard in his place.
Believe me Sally. A part
of me really wanted to.
But, not the manly part.
Oh, did Leslie
have another bad day?
Yes, mother.
Well, here's two vents
worth of cheap advice, son.
Get used to it.
You've been a goody-two-shoes
all your life.
It's too late to
grow a spine now.
Yes, mother.
I mean, I'd
remind you to tackle that
sink full of dishes and
ring out my laundry.
But, I don't know if you're
man enough to handle it.
Yes, mother.
I'll get right on it.
Mother of Rike. I've been
a push over all my life.
And I'm tired of it.
Tired of being so darn
good all the time.
Constipated by my
odd cat virtue.
This once, I'd like
to be a regular guy.
One that can cut loose
and let the smooth,
loose Les out.
Come out.
Malfunction.
Nerve center firewall breached.
Computer infected.
Whew, boy, what a day.
I'll tell you, the life of
a 10 year old
multimillionaire is no picnic.
Argh. Tell it
someone who cares, Gary.
We've got a virus.
And we got it thanks
to someone using the system
for his own selfish reasons.
Hey, the association
for the appreciation of
O-Boy is not self serving.
It's a valuable and
informative website
honoring O-Boy and
O-Boy related issues.
Created by you.
Well, I am my biggest fan.
Well, congratulations.
So far, your site has
attracted zero hits
and one massive worm.
A worm that's thrown
our whole system out of whack.
Poop-chute initiated.
Malfunction eminent.
The poop-chute.
Oh, no. No. No.
Not now, Les. Not now.
Oh, ZeroMan, are you okay?
Whoa-
I'm sorry. Have I
dropped in at a bad time?
Oh my God.
There's two of them.
Two times ZeroMan.
Two ZeroMans now.
That's zero men.
Nobody likes a grammar-suck.
Stop hitting myself.
Cut it-
Ow-
I'm telling-
Make him stop-
I don't believe this.
I mean, what happened?
Two ZeroMen. One
good and one bad.
It must have been the virus.
When the computer blew it
must have split him in two.
This isn't good.
No, its bad.
Its very, very bad.
They can't be allowed
to get out of our sight.
The ramifications
of this evil ZeroMan
getting out into the
world would be disastrous.
If you're looking for
that big meanie, he left.
He left? What do
you mean he left?
What, why? Was that wrong?
Should I have gone with him?
No. We needed you
two to stay here.
Who knows what
he'll do out there.
So you-
you hate me, don't you?
How soon before you
can fix the computer?
Not soon enough.
Here kitty, kitty.
Boy that evil
ZeroMan is ruthless.
I don't know whether
to hate it him
or hire him to run my company.
This isn't funny, Gary.
If we don't stop that nut,
ZeroMan's reputation
will be ruined.
It will be the end
of all of this.
If its gone,
what happens to me?
I've got a lot
invested in this place.
Could this be the
end of Plucky O-Boy?
Unless we can find a
way to get evil Z-Man
back here and put
everything right again,
then, yeah. You can pretty
much kiss O-Boy buh-bye.
Will someone please
change the channel?
I just know this is
gonna give me nightmares.
Leslie!
What have you done?
There's filth and food and
dirty dishes everywhere.
You come out of there
right now. Do you hear?
Right now!
Hey, mommy dearest.
Shut your gob.
I'm not the one who's hard
of hearing around here.
Leslie. How dare you talk
to your mother that way.
And how dare you bring
pets into my house.
Hey, relax old
girl. Take a pill.
These aren't pets.
They're not?
Heck no. They're
food for my snake.
Leslie. You get that
thing out of my house.
Whatever you say mother.
What in the world
has come over you?
You're looking at the new
Les now. Get used to it.
But, Les. What
about the snake?
And your breakfast?
Two words.
Eat it.
What's the situation?
An evil ZeroMan,
with hostages.
Uh-huh. That figures.
Everybody back.
This looks like a job for O-Boy.
Thanks
for opening early.
Ill just let myself out.
Hey, scumbag.
Ty to O-Boy.
Come in O-Boy.
Have you got him?
Oh, I've got him, alright.
Right where I want him.
One squeeze of this here trigger
and Evil ZeroMan will
be a quivering puddle
of yellow jelly.
Hah-hah.
Don't be an
idiot, you idiot.
We've been over this already.
You have to bring
him back alive.
We need him in one
piece. Capisce?
Fine. You're right.
Ill be right there.
Ty's always right.
Geez, wouldn't your
life be a lot better
without Ty Cheese
holding you down?
I know mine is.
Oops. I hope you
didn't need that.
No, it was-
due for service anyway. And
if you're gonna finish me off,
Like a man.
Geez, talk
about asking for it.
I've got a better idea kid.
System threat eliminated.
Computer operational.
You fixed it, yay.
Can I get you a
beverage? A hot tall?
You certainly earned it.
Thanks, but no.
This isn't over yet.
We still need Gary to
come through on his end.
Hi, Gary. Tell
us about your day.
Yeah. Gary. Tell us.
I'd be curious to know
a few things myself.
Like, starting with, where
the heck is Evil Z-Man?
Hm, I decided to let him go.
There's been a slight
change of plans.
A change of plans?
Listen up, Gary.
I make the plans around
here. Understand?
Not anymore, you don't.
Gary, put that down.
You'll hurt someone.
Yeah, Gary.
What do you think you're doing?
Something I should have
done a long time ago.
I'm cutting the cheese.
Bye, Ty.
Oh yeah, it feels
good to be bad.
Don't it, kid?
Oh yeah.
Hey, Uberchick,
listen to this one.
Happy Birthday Sheldon.
As if anybody would be
happy with a name like that.
Hey, do you want
to get us fired?
You can't open
other people's mail.
The mail is sacred.
Les Mutton taught me that.
It's also empty.
Have you lost your mind?
What's wrong with you lately?
Nothing a little
female can't handle.
What do you say?
I say that hair dye has
soaked through to your brain.
If you ask me, I don't
like this new Les.
Listen, Sally.
This new Les takes what he
wants, when he wants it.
What do you want, kid?
I'm in the middle of
wrapping something up.
It's your other half.
After seeing what's happened
to Ty, he's gone nuts.
He's hysterical.
He won't stop screaming.
Then, stick to the plan.
What about all of his misery?
Only ZeroMan can wack ZeroMan.
I'm just a sidekick.
In training.
Never send a
boy to do an evil man's job.
Fine.
I'll be right there.
Scream all you want, brother.
There's not a sympathetic
ear for miles around.
I wouldn't say
that. Would you, Ty?
Heck no, Gary.
I'm a very good listener.
Ty's alive.
He didn't go bye-bye.
Ty's alive?
Why?
Why didn't Ty go bye-bye?
I guess I missed.
Never send a boy to
do an evil mans work.
Why you dirty,
no-good, double-
We're sorry to put
you through all that
because we know how
sensitive you are.
But, it was the only
way to lure him back.
Lure me back?
To do what?
Ah! Oh, no. Turn it off.
What are you doing to me?
Its pretty
technical, actually.
But by bombarding
your mind with images of
kindness and
super-good behavior,
we hope to recondition you
as a force of good.
Not evil.
Or destroy you trying.
We'll know in the next
three or four hours.
Four more hours of this?
So, Gary. Tell me again
why you had all these
restraints built into my chair?
Oh.
Oh, look. Dolphins.
You fool. Can't you see?
You can't kill me
without killing him.
Owie. Ow.
Oh, make it stop.
It hurts. It hurts.
It hurts!
Hey what's the matter buddy?
Too many sour gums-
Oh crap.
I think he's right.
We can't destroy Evil ZeroMan
without killing
the good one too.
But, what if this
doesn't destroy him?
I mean, what if it just
makes them both rally nice?
Then we're stuck
with two of them.
He's loose. And
really, really mad.
ZeroMan. Do something.
You're our only hope.
Nothing and no
one can stop me now.
The new ZeroMan is here to stay.
Then after I take
care of you two,
I'm going to take real
good care of Sally.
My Sally?
No.
My Sally.
Soon to be the
evil Mrs. ZeroMan.
Oh you terrible man.
Nobody talks about
Sally like that.
You take that back,
you big savage.
Does he always
talk like a waitress?
Here, let me show you
how to throw a punch
like a real ZeroMan.
Boy, talk about
beating yourself up.
And with both of
them immune to harm,
this could take awhile.
Ouch.
Got any queens.
Crap, you know I do.
This hitting has got to stop.
It only proves that
violence solves nothing.
You're right.
We're both too invincible.
Just imagine what
a team we'd make.
What are you saying?
I'm saying join me.
Together we'll rule the world
as the invincible Zero couple.
Yes.
What?
Togetherness is the answer.
I will join with you.
Hey, hey, hey. Whoa.
I'd keep your pants on.
I'm not that crazy.
Divided we stand.
United we sit.
Yes. Good thinking ZeroMan.
If the affected
computer split them,
then a virus free system
should return them to normal.
Well, thanks Captain Obvious.
Oh, you fool.
You'll kill us both.
I don't care.
If I can't have you inside
me, I don't wanna live.
Ah, no.
No!
ZeroMan, is it you?
Say something.
What's with all this smoke?
Smells like more of
Ty's incense burning,
or that I left my wood
burning kit on again.
Its him alright.
It's okay, ZeroMan, really.
Everything's fine.
Yeah, just the
way it should be.
Well, almost everything.
Just to be sure, why
don't you take a load off.
Let's see what we can
do about this 'do.
So you see, Sally,
as a result of that virus,
and the hair-dye
soaking into my head,
I just haven't
been myself lately.
Its okay, Les. Really.
I'm just glad you're
your old self again.
Although, I have to admit,
it was nice to see the bold,
outspoken Les for a change.
Who's to say that that Les
is completely gone, Sally?
Because this Les has
something bold and outspoken
to say to you.
Yes, Les?
Oh, my beepers going off.
We've got a domestic
cry for help, ZeroMan.
An elderly woman
trapped by a snake.
Oh, right.
Oh, it's past his feeding time.
Les, what is it? What's wrong?
Relax, Sally.
Nature calls, gotta go.
Not completely gone he says?
Ha, same old Les.
Great gleaming blowholes
Ha ha, easy big fellow.
I'm here to help you.
My field tested kinship
with all God's creatures
tells me that something
is troubling you.
This is worse than
some tainted tuna.
That big fish has gone bad.
But, I refuse to do him harm.
I must rely on my
zero intellectives
to get through to him in a
language only he can understand.
Which roughly translated means,
"Me, your friend. Me
mean you no hurt."
Or, "Whales suck and blow".
Ooh. That one I
don't like as much.
Beast
beached himself.
Stand back.
He needs oxygen, and lots of it.
This is your blowhole, right?
Because I hardly know you.
Whoa!
Farewell,
my dear friend.
I'm glad we had the chance
to get to know one another.
Bon Voyage!
All's whale that ends whale.
Les, where have you been?
Our 15 minute break
is almost over.
Oh um, sorry Sally.
Oh, but nature called and
I had to answer.
Are you all right?
You look beat.
Well it was quite a
struggle. Took a lot out of me.
I even blew a hole in
the changing room wall.
Okay.
Oh well, maybe we can come
down here again sometime
when we're off duty.
Why would we do that?
If there's no mail to
deliver, what's the point?
You know, for fun.
Just you and me.
Uh, you mean like a play date?
Something like that.
But I'd have to check
with mother first but,
I'd say that it was safe to say-
I got it. I got it.
Boo-yah. The catch of the day.
Touchdown for Big Dick.
Dick. I thought I smelled ham.
Don't we get enough of
your crap down at work?
Yeah, but it's my day off.
And I could ask
you the same thing.
What's a Uberchick like you
doing sharing a
blanket with this?
I thought you
were ZeroMan's girl.
I'm not ZeroMan's girl.
Well, then that
means you're available.
And this mailman
is all male, ma'm.
Alright, there Dick.
Enough's enough.
You've had your fun, now
leave the girl alone, okay?
And what if I don't?
You think you're man
enough to handle me?
Huh, mutton?
Oh, I'm man
enough all right, ZeroMan.
But we must keep our
identity as ZeroMan a secret
and remain true to our vow
of only using our Zero powers
for the good of man kind.
And never for personal reasons.
Not even just this once,
because Dick has been asking
for it for a long time.
Hah. Are you having
a senior moment there, mutton?
Huh?
Oh, what?
I said, what are
you gonna do about it?
Old man.
Well, what am I
going to do about it?
Oh.
I'll tell you what I'm
going to do about it.
I'm going to turn
the other cheek.
Both cheeks in fact.
Come on, Sally.
Hm, gee Les.
For a minute there,
I really thought
you were gonna put that
blow-hard in his place.
Believe me Sally. A part
of me really wanted to.
But, not the manly part.
Oh, did Leslie
have another bad day?
Yes, mother.
Well, here's two vents
worth of cheap advice, son.
Get used to it.
You've been a goody-two-shoes
all your life.
It's too late to
grow a spine now.
Yes, mother.
I mean, I'd
remind you to tackle that
sink full of dishes and
ring out my laundry.
But, I don't know if you're
man enough to handle it.
Yes, mother.
I'll get right on it.
Mother of Rike. I've been
a push over all my life.
And I'm tired of it.
Tired of being so darn
good all the time.
Constipated by my
odd cat virtue.
This once, I'd like
to be a regular guy.
One that can cut loose
and let the smooth,
loose Les out.
Come out.
Malfunction.
Nerve center firewall breached.
Computer infected.
Whew, boy, what a day.
I'll tell you, the life of
a 10 year old
multimillionaire is no picnic.
Argh. Tell it
someone who cares, Gary.
We've got a virus.
And we got it thanks
to someone using the system
for his own selfish reasons.
Hey, the association
for the appreciation of
O-Boy is not self serving.
It's a valuable and
informative website
honoring O-Boy and
O-Boy related issues.
Created by you.
Well, I am my biggest fan.
Well, congratulations.
So far, your site has
attracted zero hits
and one massive worm.
A worm that's thrown
our whole system out of whack.
Poop-chute initiated.
Malfunction eminent.
The poop-chute.
Oh, no. No. No.
Not now, Les. Not now.
Oh, ZeroMan, are you okay?
Whoa-
I'm sorry. Have I
dropped in at a bad time?
Oh my God.
There's two of them.
Two times ZeroMan.
Two ZeroMans now.
That's zero men.
Nobody likes a grammar-suck.
Stop hitting myself.
Cut it-
Ow-
I'm telling-
Make him stop-
I don't believe this.
I mean, what happened?
Two ZeroMen. One
good and one bad.
It must have been the virus.
When the computer blew it
must have split him in two.
This isn't good.
No, its bad.
Its very, very bad.
They can't be allowed
to get out of our sight.
The ramifications
of this evil ZeroMan
getting out into the
world would be disastrous.
If you're looking for
that big meanie, he left.
He left? What do
you mean he left?
What, why? Was that wrong?
Should I have gone with him?
No. We needed you
two to stay here.
Who knows what
he'll do out there.
So you-
you hate me, don't you?
How soon before you
can fix the computer?
Not soon enough.
Here kitty, kitty.
Boy that evil
ZeroMan is ruthless.
I don't know whether
to hate it him
or hire him to run my company.
This isn't funny, Gary.
If we don't stop that nut,
ZeroMan's reputation
will be ruined.
It will be the end
of all of this.
If its gone,
what happens to me?
I've got a lot
invested in this place.
Could this be the
end of Plucky O-Boy?
Unless we can find a
way to get evil Z-Man
back here and put
everything right again,
then, yeah. You can pretty
much kiss O-Boy buh-bye.
Will someone please
change the channel?
I just know this is
gonna give me nightmares.
Leslie!
What have you done?
There's filth and food and
dirty dishes everywhere.
You come out of there
right now. Do you hear?
Right now!
Hey, mommy dearest.
Shut your gob.
I'm not the one who's hard
of hearing around here.
Leslie. How dare you talk
to your mother that way.
And how dare you bring
pets into my house.
Hey, relax old
girl. Take a pill.
These aren't pets.
They're not?
Heck no. They're
food for my snake.
Leslie. You get that
thing out of my house.
Whatever you say mother.
What in the world
has come over you?
You're looking at the new
Les now. Get used to it.
But, Les. What
about the snake?
And your breakfast?
Two words.
Eat it.
What's the situation?
An evil ZeroMan,
with hostages.
Uh-huh. That figures.
Everybody back.
This looks like a job for O-Boy.
Thanks
for opening early.
Ill just let myself out.
Hey, scumbag.
Ty to O-Boy.
Come in O-Boy.
Have you got him?
Oh, I've got him, alright.
Right where I want him.
One squeeze of this here trigger
and Evil ZeroMan will
be a quivering puddle
of yellow jelly.
Hah-hah.
Don't be an
idiot, you idiot.
We've been over this already.
You have to bring
him back alive.
We need him in one
piece. Capisce?
Fine. You're right.
Ill be right there.
Ty's always right.
Geez, wouldn't your
life be a lot better
without Ty Cheese
holding you down?
I know mine is.
Oops. I hope you
didn't need that.
No, it was-
due for service anyway. And
if you're gonna finish me off,
Like a man.
Geez, talk
about asking for it.
I've got a better idea kid.
System threat eliminated.
Computer operational.
You fixed it, yay.
Can I get you a
beverage? A hot tall?
You certainly earned it.
Thanks, but no.
This isn't over yet.
We still need Gary to
come through on his end.
Hi, Gary. Tell
us about your day.
Yeah. Gary. Tell us.
I'd be curious to know
a few things myself.
Like, starting with, where
the heck is Evil Z-Man?
Hm, I decided to let him go.
There's been a slight
change of plans.
A change of plans?
Listen up, Gary.
I make the plans around
here. Understand?
Not anymore, you don't.
Gary, put that down.
You'll hurt someone.
Yeah, Gary.
What do you think you're doing?
Something I should have
done a long time ago.
I'm cutting the cheese.
Bye, Ty.
Oh yeah, it feels
good to be bad.
Don't it, kid?
Oh yeah.
Hey, Uberchick,
listen to this one.
Happy Birthday Sheldon.
As if anybody would be
happy with a name like that.
Hey, do you want
to get us fired?
You can't open
other people's mail.
The mail is sacred.
Les Mutton taught me that.
It's also empty.
Have you lost your mind?
What's wrong with you lately?
Nothing a little
female can't handle.
What do you say?
I say that hair dye has
soaked through to your brain.
If you ask me, I don't
like this new Les.
Listen, Sally.
This new Les takes what he
wants, when he wants it.
What do you want, kid?
I'm in the middle of
wrapping something up.
It's your other half.
After seeing what's happened
to Ty, he's gone nuts.
He's hysterical.
He won't stop screaming.
Then, stick to the plan.
What about all of his misery?
Only ZeroMan can wack ZeroMan.
I'm just a sidekick.
In training.
Never send a
boy to do an evil man's job.
Fine.
I'll be right there.
Scream all you want, brother.
There's not a sympathetic
ear for miles around.
I wouldn't say
that. Would you, Ty?
Heck no, Gary.
I'm a very good listener.
Ty's alive.
He didn't go bye-bye.
Ty's alive?
Why?
Why didn't Ty go bye-bye?
I guess I missed.
Never send a boy to
do an evil mans work.
Why you dirty,
no-good, double-
We're sorry to put
you through all that
because we know how
sensitive you are.
But, it was the only
way to lure him back.
Lure me back?
To do what?
Ah! Oh, no. Turn it off.
What are you doing to me?
Its pretty
technical, actually.
But by bombarding
your mind with images of
kindness and
super-good behavior,
we hope to recondition you
as a force of good.
Not evil.
Or destroy you trying.
We'll know in the next
three or four hours.
Four more hours of this?
So, Gary. Tell me again
why you had all these
restraints built into my chair?
Oh.
Oh, look. Dolphins.
You fool. Can't you see?
You can't kill me
without killing him.
Owie. Ow.
Oh, make it stop.
It hurts. It hurts.
It hurts!
Hey what's the matter buddy?
Too many sour gums-
Oh crap.
I think he's right.
We can't destroy Evil ZeroMan
without killing
the good one too.
But, what if this
doesn't destroy him?
I mean, what if it just
makes them both rally nice?
Then we're stuck
with two of them.
He's loose. And
really, really mad.
ZeroMan. Do something.
You're our only hope.
Nothing and no
one can stop me now.
The new ZeroMan is here to stay.
Then after I take
care of you two,
I'm going to take real
good care of Sally.
My Sally?
No.
My Sally.
Soon to be the
evil Mrs. ZeroMan.
Oh you terrible man.
Nobody talks about
Sally like that.
You take that back,
you big savage.
Does he always
talk like a waitress?
Here, let me show you
how to throw a punch
like a real ZeroMan.
Boy, talk about
beating yourself up.
And with both of
them immune to harm,
this could take awhile.
Ouch.
Got any queens.
Crap, you know I do.
This hitting has got to stop.
It only proves that
violence solves nothing.
You're right.
We're both too invincible.
Just imagine what
a team we'd make.
What are you saying?
I'm saying join me.
Together we'll rule the world
as the invincible Zero couple.
Yes.
What?
Togetherness is the answer.
I will join with you.
Hey, hey, hey. Whoa.
I'd keep your pants on.
I'm not that crazy.
Divided we stand.
United we sit.
Yes. Good thinking ZeroMan.
If the affected
computer split them,
then a virus free system
should return them to normal.
Well, thanks Captain Obvious.
Oh, you fool.
You'll kill us both.
I don't care.
If I can't have you inside
me, I don't wanna live.
Ah, no.
No!
ZeroMan, is it you?
Say something.
What's with all this smoke?
Smells like more of
Ty's incense burning,
or that I left my wood
burning kit on again.
Its him alright.
It's okay, ZeroMan, really.
Everything's fine.
Yeah, just the
way it should be.
Well, almost everything.
Just to be sure, why
don't you take a load off.
Let's see what we can
do about this 'do.
So you see, Sally,
as a result of that virus,
and the hair-dye
soaking into my head,
I just haven't
been myself lately.
Its okay, Les. Really.
I'm just glad you're
your old self again.
Although, I have to admit,
it was nice to see the bold,
outspoken Les for a change.
Who's to say that that Les
is completely gone, Sally?
Because this Les has
something bold and outspoken
to say to you.
Yes, Les?
Oh, my beepers going off.
We've got a domestic
cry for help, ZeroMan.
An elderly woman
trapped by a snake.
Oh, right.
Oh, it's past his feeding time.
Les, what is it? What's wrong?
Relax, Sally.
Nature calls, gotta go.
Not completely gone he says?
Ha, same old Les.