Where the Bears Are (2012–…): Season 2, Episode 6 - Go Go Bear - full transcript
After interviewing the DJ at the Faultline leather bar, Reggie learns Elliot's campaign manager was having secret meetings with a hot personal trainer (Shannon Ward), which could be a lead in the Elliot Butler murder investigation. Meanwhile, Nelson (Ben Zook) drinks too much after hearing Todd's confession about his past and winds up on a pole wearing nothing but a jock strap in an embarrassing attempt to upstage Todd's ex-boyfriend Ivan (Howard Skora). Todd: Ian Parks. Reggie: Rick Copp. Wood: Joe Dietl. Detective Winters: Chad Sanders. Detective Martinez: George Unda. DJ: Decoding Jesus. Cyril: Scott Beauchemin. Bartender: Brad Kalvo. Go Go Bear #1: Dan Lovell. Go Go Bear #2: Dirk Willis. Patron: Ricky Mungia.
I should probably tell you that I'm sort of seeing someone.
Wood, it's okay. I'm not looking to get married.
No strings attached is just fine.
What a relief. Because I'm not into getting tied up either.
But Reggie sure is.
You're so fucking cute.
Hey guys. I got us some shots. Thank you.
I should warn you. When I do shots are I start acting really stupid.
But people who know me say they don't notice much of a change.
Yeah, Mo is here all the time.
Lately he's been hanging out with this hot muscle dude.
Are they dating? I dont think so.
But every time they come in they don't even drink.
Usually they hang out in that corner over there
and when people pass by they stop talking.
Like they don't want anyone to hear.
Do you know who this muscle guy is?
I don't know his name but I think he's some sort of personal trainer.
I saw him here earlier tonight.
Can you point him out to me?
I don't see him. But you can't miss him.
He's this hot black guy. Ripped muscles.
Okay. Thank you, Decoding Jesus.
By the way, do you take requests? Sure.
Good. I saw some lube by the door as I came in. I'll find you at last call.
All right. All right. Babe, slow down a little bit.
Hey, when did you get so bossy?
I'm guessing his has something to do with what I told you about my past, right?
So you're going to be scared of me now?
I'm not scared of you Todd.
I'm scared of him!
Who? Cyril! He's right over there.
All right. You know what? No more for you. You're cut off.
I swear! I saw him a second ago! Right over there!
You need something other than alcohol.
I'm going to get you some water. Stay right here.
I don't need anything that's not alcohol.
Hey, sexy. What can I get you?
Can I get two waters? My boyfriend is fucked up.
Well, well, well. I finally got you alone.
Ivan, what are you doing here?
I didn't know you hung out at the Faultline.
I don't. But I heard you do, handsome.
Okay. I'm liking this action. Bad boy.
Hey. According to the DJ,
Mo has been having some kind of secret meetings with a hot black muscle dude.
I know why you are so determined to solve this murder.
You do? Yeah. You just want another book deal.
You're drunk.
Okay. You've solved the mystery of my slurred speech.
You're a regular Fagatha Christie.
Okay. Where's Todd? He needs to take you home.
I don't know. He's over there...
Oh hell the fuck no!
He thinks that casting director ex-boyfriend... you think he's sexy?
I'll show him. I'll show him who's sexy.
Nelson, what are you going to do? Nelson...
Oh shit. There he is.
I'll show him. I'll show him who's sexy.
Excuse me. I'd like to have a word with you, please.
Not my type, dude.
Well, you're not my type either.
Actually you are. But rejection makes me very defensive.
I want to know about you and Mo Kapoor.
I am not done talking to you yet.
Oh crap!
I'm good! I'm good! Bye!
Keep it. Thanks, man.
I just don't know what you see in him.
You might not understand, but Nelson is really a special person.
You get out of here cutie. Here we go people.
You want to see sexy? Here we go!
(crowd cheers)
Yeah, special needs maybe.
Holy fuck!
Wood, it's okay. I'm not looking to get married.
No strings attached is just fine.
What a relief. Because I'm not into getting tied up either.
But Reggie sure is.
You're so fucking cute.
Hey guys. I got us some shots. Thank you.
I should warn you. When I do shots are I start acting really stupid.
But people who know me say they don't notice much of a change.
Yeah, Mo is here all the time.
Lately he's been hanging out with this hot muscle dude.
Are they dating? I dont think so.
But every time they come in they don't even drink.
Usually they hang out in that corner over there
and when people pass by they stop talking.
Like they don't want anyone to hear.
Do you know who this muscle guy is?
I don't know his name but I think he's some sort of personal trainer.
I saw him here earlier tonight.
Can you point him out to me?
I don't see him. But you can't miss him.
He's this hot black guy. Ripped muscles.
Okay. Thank you, Decoding Jesus.
By the way, do you take requests? Sure.
Good. I saw some lube by the door as I came in. I'll find you at last call.
All right. All right. Babe, slow down a little bit.
Hey, when did you get so bossy?
I'm guessing his has something to do with what I told you about my past, right?
So you're going to be scared of me now?
I'm not scared of you Todd.
I'm scared of him!
Who? Cyril! He's right over there.
All right. You know what? No more for you. You're cut off.
I swear! I saw him a second ago! Right over there!
You need something other than alcohol.
I'm going to get you some water. Stay right here.
I don't need anything that's not alcohol.
Hey, sexy. What can I get you?
Can I get two waters? My boyfriend is fucked up.
Well, well, well. I finally got you alone.
Ivan, what are you doing here?
I didn't know you hung out at the Faultline.
I don't. But I heard you do, handsome.
Okay. I'm liking this action. Bad boy.
Hey. According to the DJ,
Mo has been having some kind of secret meetings with a hot black muscle dude.
I know why you are so determined to solve this murder.
You do? Yeah. You just want another book deal.
You're drunk.
Okay. You've solved the mystery of my slurred speech.
You're a regular Fagatha Christie.
Okay. Where's Todd? He needs to take you home.
I don't know. He's over there...
Oh hell the fuck no!
He thinks that casting director ex-boyfriend... you think he's sexy?
I'll show him. I'll show him who's sexy.
Nelson, what are you going to do? Nelson...
Oh shit. There he is.
I'll show him. I'll show him who's sexy.
Excuse me. I'd like to have a word with you, please.
Not my type, dude.
Well, you're not my type either.
Actually you are. But rejection makes me very defensive.
I want to know about you and Mo Kapoor.
I am not done talking to you yet.
Oh crap!
I'm good! I'm good! Bye!
Keep it. Thanks, man.
I just don't know what you see in him.
You might not understand, but Nelson is really a special person.
You get out of here cutie. Here we go people.
You want to see sexy? Here we go!
(crowd cheers)
Yeah, special needs maybe.
Holy fuck!