Where the Bears Are (2012–…): Season 2, Episode 7 - Bear to Dream - full transcript

Thanks, Todd.

Cyril!

Miss me?

How did you get out? They gave you twenty years.

You have no idea what it's like on the inside, Nelson.

They tell you when to eat. Oh God!

They tell you when to sleep. Oh God!

They tell you when to shower.

It's all very emasculating.

There must have been a bright side.

I hear they have an excellent arts and crafts program.



You could have learned a skill, Cyril. Think about your future.

I was just a number with no balls!

Now it's time to return the favor.

What? Oh God no! No!

Baby! Baby! Calm down. What's wrong? Are you okay?

It was Cyril. Somehow he escaped.

He was trying to kill me again.

Baby it was just a dream. Okay? You're fine.

Cyril is locked up. He's never going to hurt you again. I promise. Okay?

What's so funny?

Oh, baby. You wouldn't get it.

What do you mean I wouldn't get it? Trust me. You won't get it.

Come on. Tell me. I mean if you guys get it, I'll get it.

We were talking about the Octo Mount Tango.



I don't get it.

It's a sexual position. What is it?

It's kind of hard to explain.

Well, try me. I'm feeling kind of horny.

Why don't you take me into the bedroom and teach it to me?

Are you done? Boy, you three sure are getting along.

I thought there might be a period of adjustment with Todd moving in

but you three seem to be getting along famously. Good for you.

What is wrong with you today?

He's fine he's just in a bit of a mood because he had a bad dream last night about Cyril

breaking out of prison and coming after him and cutting off his balls.

Hey! It's not funny. Well, it's impossible.

Yeah. If he was going to kill you he would have shown up last Christmas after he escaped.

What are you talking about?

Come on. Everybody knows Cyril busted out of prison.

What do you mean busted out of prison?

Didn't I tell you? Cyril busted out of prison. Last December right around Christmas.

Wait a minute. If Cyril escaped from prison it would have been all over the news.

Yeah. It was. But last December I forgot to pay our cable bill

so we didn't have internet or cable until Valentine's Day.

Come on, Wood! Somebody would have contacted me and tried to warn me.

Oh yeah. The district attorney sent a letter over immediately after it happened.

I put it with the rest of your mail. In the drawer.

What drawer? What mail? What? Here? Yeah.

What are you talking about? Omigod! Look at all this mail!

Omigod! Omigod! This is not happening! Okay, baby. Just calm down.

Calm down?

The serial killer who tried to stop my heart with a giant needle has escaped from the penitentuary!

Don't tell me to calm down, Todd!

Did you know about this? No!

Wood! I can not believe you didn't tell me about this! You imbecile!

Let me at him!

You're the one who told me not to pile up your mail on your desk because it was unsightly.

It's not my fault you don't check your mail drawer.

That's because you never told me there was a mail drawer!

You are so fucking stupid!

So he's out. He's really out. And I'm a dead man.

There would be no other reason for him to come to town unless he was trying to kill me.

Hey you! What's that face? What's that look?

What look? That look. I know that look.

There's no look. You know something, don't you?

No, I don't. Yes, you do.

No, I don't. Yes! What do you know?

Hey! When you went to that prison to interview Cyril for that book of yours about the murder did something happen?

Of course not! I am a professional, Nelson.

Reggie...

Five more minutes. Well, I'm pretty much out of questions.

Any thoughts what we can do for the last five minutes?

God! How could you do that to me?

It was a moment of weakness! You know how I get around swarthy men with facial hair!

What was I supposed to do?

I'm not crazy! I have been seeing Cyril everywhere.

He's here. He's in Los Angeles!

I guess I have to call the police and tell them I'm being stalked by Cyril.

Or I could just talk to a cop who comes out of Wood's bedroom in his underwear.

Good Morning. Hey.

I just got a call from Marcus.

Whatever he said, I deny it! Detective...

Mo Kapoor was picked up for questioning.

He admitted the ball stretcher was purchased by him

but he claims he bought it for his boss Elliot Butler

who needed to be discreet because he's running for office.

Yeah, but... Mo is lying!

I'm afraid not. Kapoor was talking to about a dozen reporters at the time of the murder

so you see he could not have been the one who shot Elliot.

Hey, are you just going to sit here or are we going to go try that Octo Mount Tango again?

I'll be there in a minute. I'm going to do a little stretching.

But Detective, I really need to talk to you. It's important! Please...

What are we going to do about Cyril?

And what is this Octo Mount Tango butt fucking position that I've never heard of?

We can look it up later. I'll show you. We can try it if you want. Just sit down. Okay? Relax. Come here.

Todd is right. Forget Cyril. He's harmless.

Yeah, right.

No. I talked to a psychiatrist at the prison. He's completely rehabilitated.

And you know the police are going to pick him up any day now.

You don't know that. And how do you know it wasn't Cyril who killed Elliot?

Because it's Mo! And you know what I think? I don't think it was a crime of passion.

I think it was premeditated and Mo hired somebody to do the job for him.

Like that muscle guy from the Faultline.

We don't even know his name. How are we going to find him?

Beats me. All we really know about him is he's a personal trainer

and he's fond of wearing tank tops with a big A on it.

That's Asylum Gym. That's their logo. Just an A.

That must be where he works out or trains people.

There you go. We've got a clue.

Oh wait a minute. Does that mean we actually have to work out? No. Fuck that.

Does anybody want to volunteer to be a spotter?