Where the Bears Are (2012–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - Bears in Heat - full transcript
The Bears track down Hot Toddy to Elysian Park where they're forced to endure an incredibly intense Boot Camp Training exercise class before finally questioning him about the night of the murder.
According to his Facebook page, which I only go to about 20 times a day,
he works out here every day, so we might run into him.
Look, there he is.
Oh, Jesus look at that. It's like a calendar photo.
Yeah, and I tap that! Yeah, me. I tapped that!
Not fair.
Oh, that Butt. It's like a shelf.
He's going! What do we do? Not too obvious.
Hey, Babe!
Hey.
What are you doing here?
What a coincidence.
I didn't know that you worked out at Elysian Park, too.
I do.
Gosh, I'm surprised we haven't see you here before.
We come here everyday, don't we guys?
Then why did we have to use Google Maps to find the place…
So, what do you like to do?
Oh, all the usual stuff, dude.
You know, push-ups, free weights, crunches. A lot of "Ab" and "Core" work.
In fact, this week is my "Core Week".
It kind of sounds like my Boot Camp Class.
Exactly.
Well, you know, my bartending gig isn't quite paying all my bills right now,
so I'm sort of training to be a Personal Trainer.
If you guys would be in to it, you could be my guinea pigs today and work you out.
We'll be whatever you want us to be, Todd.
Well, I'd have to put on my mean tough drill sergeant persona.
Go for it.
ALL RIGHT YOU
BEER GUZZLING, PIZZA EATING, SACKS OF CRAP!!
NOW, GET DOWN ON AND GIVE ME 20 PUSHUPS!!
LET'S GO, I AM DEAD SERIOUS!! NOW, NOW, NOW!! LET'S GO!!
You are SO going to pay for this!
DID I SAY YOU CAN SPEAK, CUPCAKE!! I DON"T THINK SO!!
YOU JUST BOUGHT YOUR SELF ANOTHER 20! NOW LET"S GO!!
TOUCH YOUR NOSE TO THE GROUND!!
COME ON, UP….AND DOWN…
PATHETIC!! PATHETIC!!
Come on, ladies. Feel the burn. It's a good thing.
Guys!!
Is he having a heart attack?
Oh, God I hope so. Then we will finally have an excuse to stop this madness.
Guys, guys!! I didn't say it was time for a break. We still have 3 more miles to.. Oh shit!
Honey, are you OK?
I just wanna… I just..
What's he trying to say?
I think what he is trying to tell you is...
although, Wood and I are in excellent shape and could do 12 more miles…
Clearly.
He really really needs to stop.
He also, wants to know,
if you happen to have served your roommate a Martini
the night your working the party at our house.
You got all that from the wheezing, right here?
Well, no…I mean, we've known each other a long time.
So, you know, we can practically finish each other's sentences.
Look, I didn't serve JCub anything.
Like I said, I didn't even know he was at the party.
Well somebody did! He was poisoned!
And he did eat any of the food. He just had the one cocktail.
You think I spiked the Martini?!
No, no! Absolutely not!
Why would I do something like that?
JCub was my friend and my roommate.
And now that he is dead and gone, I'm screwed on bills this month.
That's why I need to do this training thing.
Well, somebody slipped it in his drink!
Well I was at the bar all night and I only took one break,
for 15 minutes tops.
Who covered for you when you went on your break?
Birthday boy.
Me?! I don't even remember.
I hope that's not too strong.
What, What? That makes me the killer?
Come on. Up..oh, God.
Now look, you're the most adorable, sweet, cuddly man I ever met.
You couldn't hurt a fly. Kiss.
Now, come on.
We got some more work to do here.
This ain't going to fix itself. Let's go.
What? What? Don't give me that look!
OK, you heard him. He did not even see JCub that night.
He could be lying.
I mean, how much do we really know about this guy?
We know a lot about him., OK?
And if there's one thing I know, it's that he's innocent! Trust me!!
Shit, I'm probably sleeping with a murderer.
he works out here every day, so we might run into him.
Look, there he is.
Oh, Jesus look at that. It's like a calendar photo.
Yeah, and I tap that! Yeah, me. I tapped that!
Not fair.
Oh, that Butt. It's like a shelf.
He's going! What do we do? Not too obvious.
Hey, Babe!
Hey.
What are you doing here?
What a coincidence.
I didn't know that you worked out at Elysian Park, too.
I do.
Gosh, I'm surprised we haven't see you here before.
We come here everyday, don't we guys?
Then why did we have to use Google Maps to find the place…
So, what do you like to do?
Oh, all the usual stuff, dude.
You know, push-ups, free weights, crunches. A lot of "Ab" and "Core" work.
In fact, this week is my "Core Week".
It kind of sounds like my Boot Camp Class.
Exactly.
Well, you know, my bartending gig isn't quite paying all my bills right now,
so I'm sort of training to be a Personal Trainer.
If you guys would be in to it, you could be my guinea pigs today and work you out.
We'll be whatever you want us to be, Todd.
Well, I'd have to put on my mean tough drill sergeant persona.
Go for it.
ALL RIGHT YOU
BEER GUZZLING, PIZZA EATING, SACKS OF CRAP!!
NOW, GET DOWN ON AND GIVE ME 20 PUSHUPS!!
LET'S GO, I AM DEAD SERIOUS!! NOW, NOW, NOW!! LET'S GO!!
You are SO going to pay for this!
DID I SAY YOU CAN SPEAK, CUPCAKE!! I DON"T THINK SO!!
YOU JUST BOUGHT YOUR SELF ANOTHER 20! NOW LET"S GO!!
TOUCH YOUR NOSE TO THE GROUND!!
COME ON, UP….AND DOWN…
PATHETIC!! PATHETIC!!
Come on, ladies. Feel the burn. It's a good thing.
Guys!!
Is he having a heart attack?
Oh, God I hope so. Then we will finally have an excuse to stop this madness.
Guys, guys!! I didn't say it was time for a break. We still have 3 more miles to.. Oh shit!
Honey, are you OK?
I just wanna… I just..
What's he trying to say?
I think what he is trying to tell you is...
although, Wood and I are in excellent shape and could do 12 more miles…
Clearly.
He really really needs to stop.
He also, wants to know,
if you happen to have served your roommate a Martini
the night your working the party at our house.
You got all that from the wheezing, right here?
Well, no…I mean, we've known each other a long time.
So, you know, we can practically finish each other's sentences.
Look, I didn't serve JCub anything.
Like I said, I didn't even know he was at the party.
Well somebody did! He was poisoned!
And he did eat any of the food. He just had the one cocktail.
You think I spiked the Martini?!
No, no! Absolutely not!
Why would I do something like that?
JCub was my friend and my roommate.
And now that he is dead and gone, I'm screwed on bills this month.
That's why I need to do this training thing.
Well, somebody slipped it in his drink!
Well I was at the bar all night and I only took one break,
for 15 minutes tops.
Who covered for you when you went on your break?
Birthday boy.
Me?! I don't even remember.
I hope that's not too strong.
What, What? That makes me the killer?
Come on. Up..oh, God.
Now look, you're the most adorable, sweet, cuddly man I ever met.
You couldn't hurt a fly. Kiss.
Now, come on.
We got some more work to do here.
This ain't going to fix itself. Let's go.
What? What? Don't give me that look!
OK, you heard him. He did not even see JCub that night.
He could be lying.
I mean, how much do we really know about this guy?
We know a lot about him., OK?
And if there's one thing I know, it's that he's innocent! Trust me!!
Shit, I'm probably sleeping with a murderer.