Where the Bears Are (2012–…): Season 1, Episode 19 - Bears to the Rescue - full transcript

Let's get that shirt open Mr. Burns.

You don't have to tell me twice.

How are you feeling?

Excited.

You're going to do fine. Thank you.

Say something.

Well I think it's obvious that we both find each other attractive

and I think maybe after this we can…

No, no, no. I mean…

Say, "testing, 1,2,3"

Testing 1, 2, 3.



Good.

Hey, don't worry. We're gonna be right out of sight.

You're gonna do fine.

I'm not worried.

I'm not worried at all. I just wish that Reggie was here, because

he would be sooo jealous!

Hey, hey. Do you guys wanna go get a room?

Before we meet the vicious kidnapper who could blow our heads off?

Hello Wood.

And look who it is?

Mr. Bear Chest 2012.

Sorry dude.

No autographs till we've concluded business.

So, where are your goons? Yeah.



I don't need them to handle you two.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

You got the laptop?

Yeah, right here, right here um...

And I can give it to you in one second.

but I'd like to know something quickly first.

Did you poison Jcub?

What are you talking about?

We know you two had a huge fight the night before the murder.

What happened, huh?

Did he find out what you're doing and threatened to expose you?

And did he break up with you and you couldn't handle it?

Because no one messes with Ramone Santiago!

You know what? He did find out what I was doing.

And he did want to break up with me over it.

But I could never hurt him.

He was my soulmate.

Part of me died with him.

So, you didn't poison Jcub?

But you do skim profits from your investors at your club,

to milk your investors out of profits? Is that true?

Are we close on that?

Yeah. Isn't that why we're here?

I didn't quite get that. Could you say it one more time, and a little bit louder and right there.

I said yeah. What is this?

He said yeah! He said yeah! Move in! Move in!

Freeze Santiago!

You're under arrest!

Take him away fellas.

Don't kill me! Don't kill me! Busted! Busted! Nailed you!

Come on!

Good job, fellas. Good job, Wood.

I was so good. Did you hear me? I heard everything. You did amazing work.

I was right in there.

I was like...

Hey talk right here.

You did a great job. Thank you.

Are you kidding me with this? Where's Reggie?

Oh, he's in the trunk! Reggie, are you in there?!

Oh, thank God! Ow!

You must be so happy right now! Uh, why?

You always had that kidnap fantasy.

Yes, Wood. Fantasy.

It's a little different, when it's real!

Detective Winters! Oh my God.

Thank you so much for coming to rescue me. I love you so much!

Okay, alright. Let go! Let go!

Alright boys. I gotta go. See you later Wood.

Call me.

We solved the case! We're heroes!

We saved him!

We're not heroes, Wood.

You know, I believe Ramone. I don't think he poisoned Jcub.

Which means were back to square one.

I mean, we don't even know how he was poisoned.

Bruce Daniels!

Oh, you mean that guy who host that comedy night "Drunk On Stage" at Akbar.

And lies about his age on IMDB.

You think he killed Jcub?

No remember. Jcub left that voice memo about doing a set at Bruce's show.

That was right before he came to our party.

Hey, maybe this Bruce guy, who I have never heard of

can shed some light on Jcub's state of mind and maybe

I don't know, remember something that can clear Todd for good.

Oh, he's doing a show tonight. Let's go! Perfect.

Wait a minute.

A live comedy show.

Well, let's just hope that nobody spots me in the in the audience.

Because after the day I've had, I am in no mood to perform.

No, it's not going to happen.

No way will I get up there.

No way.