Where the Bears Are (2012–…): Season 1, Episode 18 - Bearnapped - full transcript
Wood sets out in search of Reggie unaware that he has been kidnapped by Ramon and his two goons Hulk and Thor, who want to trade him for some dangerous evidence that could send Santiago to prison.
Reggie didn't come home last night.
Just for the record, Wood
It would be news if Reggie DID come home after a night at the Eagle.
He probably hooked up with somebody.
You know what a whore he is.
Well, did you see him go back in the bar after he called Detective Winters?
uh…Wood.
I'm Mr. Bear Chest 2012!
I was creating my fans. My fans were the ones who made me, okay.
I don't have time for, you know
worrying about
flakey Reggie and what he's up to.
You know, I'm worried about him.
I'm going to go by the bar and see if anyone has seen him.
You know what, that's a good idea actually.
Because you need to pick up a paycheck for that hours work you did.
Because you still owe me back rent mister.
And you moved in here 8 years ago and you never gave me a cleaning deposit!
Alright. I'll get right on that.
That sounded sarcastic.
It was.
Look, I want those pictures you took of my book keeping records
and I want them now!
Look, I've told you a hundred times. I didn't take any pictures
so you're not going to find them on my phone.
Don't make him angry!
You wouldn't like him when he's angry!
God, I'm such a sucker for a British accent.
Hey, I'm running out of patience here!
Yah! Well it's your responsibility to feed the hostage and I am starving!
Does anyone else have a taste for those strawberry banana pancakes from IHOP?
I love those!
I know, right? God you're cute. Are you single?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hello!
Shut him up! Get him over there!
Shut the fuck up!
What do you want?
I came for my paycheck.
You worked under an hour. That's not even 20 bucks.
A cashier's check or cash will be fine!
Oh, Jesus, fine!
Here. Now beat it! Thanks you. You're welcome.
Oh, quick question. What?
Did you happen to see my friend last night?
A heavy set guy, mid 40s, goatee?
You just describe my entire clientele.
He was wearing a black leather jacket.
Oh, just like that one on the chair over there.
I've been calling him all day, but he's just not picking up.
I'm kind of freaked out.
(phone ringing)
You gonna get that?
Oh, wow. You have the same phone cover as Reggie.
Hello?
Hold on one second, okay?
Hi. Yes, is Reggie there?
No, Reggie's not here.
But if you don't want Thor here to crack your head open.
Then you'll give me that phone!
Okay, bye. Here you go.
Oh, will you looky here.
My private business records right on your phone.
Oh I don't…I'm sorry. Don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me!
Why not? I got everything the cops need to put me away.
I don't need you anymore.
Cause I downloaded the photos to my laptop.
Damn it! You are really ruining my day!
Sorry.
Okay, here's what we are going to do.
You're going to go home
you're gonna get your laptop
We'll meet in a public place
I get the laptop
and you can get your friend back. Alright?
But you listen to me! If you email one of those photos to anybody
you're friend is dead!!
Okay, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Oh, one last thing though. What?
How are you going to find my friend Reggie? I told you he was missing.
Just for the record, Wood
It would be news if Reggie DID come home after a night at the Eagle.
He probably hooked up with somebody.
You know what a whore he is.
Well, did you see him go back in the bar after he called Detective Winters?
uh…Wood.
I'm Mr. Bear Chest 2012!
I was creating my fans. My fans were the ones who made me, okay.
I don't have time for, you know
worrying about
flakey Reggie and what he's up to.
You know, I'm worried about him.
I'm going to go by the bar and see if anyone has seen him.
You know what, that's a good idea actually.
Because you need to pick up a paycheck for that hours work you did.
Because you still owe me back rent mister.
And you moved in here 8 years ago and you never gave me a cleaning deposit!
Alright. I'll get right on that.
That sounded sarcastic.
It was.
Look, I want those pictures you took of my book keeping records
and I want them now!
Look, I've told you a hundred times. I didn't take any pictures
so you're not going to find them on my phone.
Don't make him angry!
You wouldn't like him when he's angry!
God, I'm such a sucker for a British accent.
Hey, I'm running out of patience here!
Yah! Well it's your responsibility to feed the hostage and I am starving!
Does anyone else have a taste for those strawberry banana pancakes from IHOP?
I love those!
I know, right? God you're cute. Are you single?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hello!
Shut him up! Get him over there!
Shut the fuck up!
What do you want?
I came for my paycheck.
You worked under an hour. That's not even 20 bucks.
A cashier's check or cash will be fine!
Oh, Jesus, fine!
Here. Now beat it! Thanks you. You're welcome.
Oh, quick question. What?
Did you happen to see my friend last night?
A heavy set guy, mid 40s, goatee?
You just describe my entire clientele.
He was wearing a black leather jacket.
Oh, just like that one on the chair over there.
I've been calling him all day, but he's just not picking up.
I'm kind of freaked out.
(phone ringing)
You gonna get that?
Oh, wow. You have the same phone cover as Reggie.
Hello?
Hold on one second, okay?
Hi. Yes, is Reggie there?
No, Reggie's not here.
But if you don't want Thor here to crack your head open.
Then you'll give me that phone!
Okay, bye. Here you go.
Oh, will you looky here.
My private business records right on your phone.
Oh I don't…I'm sorry. Don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me!
Why not? I got everything the cops need to put me away.
I don't need you anymore.
Cause I downloaded the photos to my laptop.
Damn it! You are really ruining my day!
Sorry.
Okay, here's what we are going to do.
You're going to go home
you're gonna get your laptop
We'll meet in a public place
I get the laptop
and you can get your friend back. Alright?
But you listen to me! If you email one of those photos to anybody
you're friend is dead!!
Okay, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Oh, one last thing though. What?
How are you going to find my friend Reggie? I told you he was missing.