Where the Bears Are (2012–…): Season 1, Episode 17 - A Bear in Need - full transcript
Wood tries talking his way out of a whole lot of trouble when Ramon catches him with the combination to his safe written on his hand. Meanwhile, Reggie gets grabbed by Ramon's thug Thor.
This is amazing, Wow.
I really don't know what to say, except that…
I totally deserve this. Thank you.
Alright. There you have it.
Can you believe I won? I actually won!
I know. And with absolutely no help whatsoever.
It's like a miracle.
This may be the happiest day of my life.
Hey, you know what. I should go Tweat all my followers.
No, no, no. Wood called. He wants us to meet him outside.
Oh, Reggie. I can't.
There is a photographer here from A Bears Life Magazine.
He want's to shoot me right now.
They want to make me next months cover model.
Okay Nelson, your pagent reign is not the priority here.
Okay, if we are talking about priorities.
Then why are you sitting here and not keeping an eye on Ramone?
I am keeping an eye on Ramone. I've been keeping an eye on Ramone all night.
He's right over there.
Oh my God, he's not there!
What the hell are you doing back here and not covering the front door?
I um..oh I had to take a leak.
So I was using the private restroom.
There's a big line out front and I'm a little pee shy.
How can you be shy about anything?
You use to flash your balls for a living.
I had a special clause in my contract.
No water sport.
So, we good Boss?
Why the hell do you have the combination to my safe written on the palm of your hand?!
Combination?
I don't know what you are talking about.
I mean. This is uh… This is uh...
clearly...
Oh, this is my Mom's birthday.
And I wrote it on here
so that I would remember
to send her a card.
Oh, really. Your Mom's birthday?
12 - 18 - 82?
That's her birthday.
That would make your Mom about 30 years old.
She had me very young
You're at least 40.
How could your mother be 10 years younger than you?
I don't know.
I always hated math.
Nobody tries to steel from me.
You're fired!
I want you out of here!
Go check the safe and make sure nothing is missing.
Go follow that guy. I don't trust him.
And see what he's up to and report back.
This is explosive stuff.
Ramone is running some sort of money skimming operation.
So he can screw investors out of profits.
If J-Cub was doing accounting work like Cyril said.
He could have stumbled across the cooked books
and threatened to blow the operation wide open.
Ya, but Ramone wasn't at our party.
So he couldn't have been the one who put the poison in the martini.
He could have hired someone.
Someone in desperate need of cash.
Someone who would have had a reason to be at our party.
Someone, oh I don't know, like the bartender?!
Okay,you know what, Reggie? Don't even go there!
Todd had nothing to do with this. And you know what, If you keep doing this
our friendship's over!!
Okay, fine. Fine.
So, what do we do now?
We got to go to the cops
and show them this new evidence.
Maybe they can put some sort of pressure on Ramone
to confess to killing J-Cub.
Detective Chad winters. I'll do it. I'll call him.
Why you?
Oh, come on you guys.
He was totally coming on to me when he was at our house questioning us.
It was so obvious.
Not to me.
Me neither. I thought he was coming on to me.
He was. He was practically drooling over Wood.
Of course he was. He was using Wood to get to me.
He just didn't want to appear overly aggressive.
What?!
Look, I'm going home. I'm depressed.
I can't believe I lost a job before I even finished my first shift.
Well, I'm going inside because...
I'm Mr. Bear Chest 2012.
I have huge responsibility to attend to inside.
Okay, go, go.
I will call Detective Winters
if I can get a signal.
Detective Winters please.
Tell him it's opportunity calling.
I really don't know what to say, except that…
I totally deserve this. Thank you.
Alright. There you have it.
Can you believe I won? I actually won!
I know. And with absolutely no help whatsoever.
It's like a miracle.
This may be the happiest day of my life.
Hey, you know what. I should go Tweat all my followers.
No, no, no. Wood called. He wants us to meet him outside.
Oh, Reggie. I can't.
There is a photographer here from A Bears Life Magazine.
He want's to shoot me right now.
They want to make me next months cover model.
Okay Nelson, your pagent reign is not the priority here.
Okay, if we are talking about priorities.
Then why are you sitting here and not keeping an eye on Ramone?
I am keeping an eye on Ramone. I've been keeping an eye on Ramone all night.
He's right over there.
Oh my God, he's not there!
What the hell are you doing back here and not covering the front door?
I um..oh I had to take a leak.
So I was using the private restroom.
There's a big line out front and I'm a little pee shy.
How can you be shy about anything?
You use to flash your balls for a living.
I had a special clause in my contract.
No water sport.
So, we good Boss?
Why the hell do you have the combination to my safe written on the palm of your hand?!
Combination?
I don't know what you are talking about.
I mean. This is uh… This is uh...
clearly...
Oh, this is my Mom's birthday.
And I wrote it on here
so that I would remember
to send her a card.
Oh, really. Your Mom's birthday?
12 - 18 - 82?
That's her birthday.
That would make your Mom about 30 years old.
She had me very young
You're at least 40.
How could your mother be 10 years younger than you?
I don't know.
I always hated math.
Nobody tries to steel from me.
You're fired!
I want you out of here!
Go check the safe and make sure nothing is missing.
Go follow that guy. I don't trust him.
And see what he's up to and report back.
This is explosive stuff.
Ramone is running some sort of money skimming operation.
So he can screw investors out of profits.
If J-Cub was doing accounting work like Cyril said.
He could have stumbled across the cooked books
and threatened to blow the operation wide open.
Ya, but Ramone wasn't at our party.
So he couldn't have been the one who put the poison in the martini.
He could have hired someone.
Someone in desperate need of cash.
Someone who would have had a reason to be at our party.
Someone, oh I don't know, like the bartender?!
Okay,you know what, Reggie? Don't even go there!
Todd had nothing to do with this. And you know what, If you keep doing this
our friendship's over!!
Okay, fine. Fine.
So, what do we do now?
We got to go to the cops
and show them this new evidence.
Maybe they can put some sort of pressure on Ramone
to confess to killing J-Cub.
Detective Chad winters. I'll do it. I'll call him.
Why you?
Oh, come on you guys.
He was totally coming on to me when he was at our house questioning us.
It was so obvious.
Not to me.
Me neither. I thought he was coming on to me.
He was. He was practically drooling over Wood.
Of course he was. He was using Wood to get to me.
He just didn't want to appear overly aggressive.
What?!
Look, I'm going home. I'm depressed.
I can't believe I lost a job before I even finished my first shift.
Well, I'm going inside because...
I'm Mr. Bear Chest 2012.
I have huge responsibility to attend to inside.
Okay, go, go.
I will call Detective Winters
if I can get a signal.
Detective Winters please.
Tell him it's opportunity calling.