Where the Bears Are (2012–…): Season 1, Episode 16 - Mr. Bear Chest 2012 - full transcript

Next, we have contestant #4. This is Nelson!

Let's here it for Nelson everyone!

So, Nelson, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself.

Well, Todd, I'm an Aquarian!

I just celebrated my 40th Birthday!

I pride myself on being very humble.

And I'm amazing in bed!! Thank you.

Oh right, let's here it for Nelson!

I said, let's here it for Nelson!

That's more like it!

Oh, ooh, J-Cubs locker.



This has got to be his backpack.

Phone.

Okay uh... it looks like he records some voice memos. Hold on.

Meet Bruce Daniels at Akbar on Friday the 16th at 7:00PM

to go over my set.

Okay, Bruce Daniels, he's that Stand up at Akbar.

It sounds like J-Cub was trying to be a comic or something.

Oh, and the 17th. That was the night of our party.

The combination to the safe is 12, 16, 82.

Ramone doesn't think I know it, but I do.

You know, Cyril said something about J-Cub doing accounting work for Ramone, But you know,

obviously I couldn't understand most of it cause his accent is thicker than Borat's.

You know what, I will go open the safe

and I'll take pictures with my phone of everything.



And then maybe something is in there that will be valuable information for us.

Great idea, are you going to remember the combination?

I have a photogenic memory.

A photographic memory! And believe me, it's not pretty.

So the cops were here tonight!

They were asking all sorts of questions.

J-Cub's murder is all over the news.

I don't have to tell you how bad this is going to be for us

If they stay focused on this club.

We've got to keep a low profile.

They can't pin anything on you Mr. Santiago. They go no proof.

Well, if they look hard enough, they'll find proof.

Why did I ever get involved with that kid!

He was the one who was all over you, Boss.

Look, I don't need a kiss ass right now. Okay, Thor!

I have to keep this contained, or else we are all screwed!

Boss, we need you out here.

Get out of the way!

Oh my God! Did you hear that? They are totally involved.

No, no, no. They're not involved.

Ramone was involved with J-Cub, but now he regrets it.

I'm talking about the murder!!

He basically admitted killing him.

Oh, I did not get that.

Yeah, I know!

That was fast. Did you find anything in the safe?

I forgot the combination.

I thought you said you have a photographic memory!

I do. But J-Cub said the number.

I need to see it, so that it is like a photograph in my mind.

Okay, here's a pen. Write it on your hand so you don't forget.

Gotcha. What is it?

It's 12 - 16 - 82.

12 - 16 - 82. Right

12 - 16 - 82. 12 - 16 - 82. 12 - 16 - 82.

I got it! good.

I forgot it again.

It doesn't matter. You wrote it on your hand. You can just look at it.

Good point. Oh, my God.

Alright you guys. Let's bring up our contestants for the last time.

Come on everybody!

Contestant #1.

Contestant #2.

Contestant #3.

And contestant #4.

What's up?

God you're hot!

Hold on, one second. Do not leave!

I just have to take this really fast.

Hey, What? What? I'm a little busy right now!

Trust me. You're gonna want to hear this.

No, no, no. Please...don't. Okay, this better be good! What?!

Meet me outside. Alright, I took pictures of everything in the safe.

You wouldn't believe what he keeps in there.

Just money, valuables, like important looking documents.

I didn't see any porn!

Okay, I'll get Nelson. We'll meet you outside.

So There you have it. Those are our contestants.

And now it is time to crown our Mr. Bear Chest 2012!

Remember. The volume of your applause is what decides our winner here. So...

Let's here it for Contestant #1.

Alright, let's here it for Contestant #2.

Alright, now we have Contestant #3.

And finally, Contestant #4.

Let's here it for Contestant #4.

Nelson, you are our Mr. Bear Chest 2012!!!

Give it up for him!

Come on! #4!

There you go!!