Wellington Paranormal (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 8 - Invisible Fiend - full transcript
Minogue and O'Leary go after a monstrous invisible force.
We've been called out
to a possible B&E.
Breaking and entering. Not 'B&B'.
That's 'bed and breakfast',
which is not
technically a crime.
Couple have come home
from their holiday
and believe someone
might be inside.
- Finally!
- Hello. Good evening.
Hi. Good evening. Hey, we-
I turned the lights out
and locked all the doors and
windows before we left, yeah?
- Yep?
- Our home is being violated.
OK, have you seen any
signs of a break-in?
Someone is in there.
We heard them.
Well, just because
you hear something
doesn't mean it's real. I
heard if you put your phone
into a microwave it
recharges it, but...
look at the state of that.
Is that a iPhone 12?
- IPhone 4.
- Hey, guys.
- IPhone 4? Is it insured?
- Who cares about a phone?
- Well, they said I'm not-
- There is something in there.
- Something is in there.
- That is actually quite
unusual. We'll go and
check it out.
So, the property owners
have said there's no sign
of a forced entry,
but a big part of our job
is what you don't see,
so it's 50% deduction,
- 50% negotiation.
- And 20% perspiration.
I already did-
I already had 100%.
Why didn't you save some for me?
- Too late.
- What about negotiation?
New Zealand Police!
Are you gonna come peacefully?
Guess not.
You OK?
I don't think it's gonna work.
Calling for backup.
That's not working either.
Do you want the keys?
- Yes, please.
- There we go.
Good catch.
That's the car key.
It's actually already open.
The police! Comin' in.
Something
doesn't feel right.
Yeah, it seems like
more than a standard break-in.
- O'Leary, look at this.
- What is it?
Sardines and whipped cream.
Who would eat that?
- No, look.
- Blood!
With that amount of blood
loss, we're certainly looking at
a loss of life.
- What're you doing?
- Tomato sauce.
I mean, anyone that loses
that amount of tomato sauce
won't be happy.
- Come on, it's upstairs.
- Upstairs.
Quiet now.
OK, you ready?
Three, two,
- Police!
- Coming in!
What was that?
I dunno.
Keep looking.
Was-Was that you?
No.
Something's in here.
Do you think it's the ghost?
What?
I've trapped it in here.
You've trapped it
in here with us!
I was acting on instinct.
Wait, wait. Wait.
There. Shh, shh.
Ha!
- Pursuing on foot!
- Copy that.
- Door!
- It's locked!
We're currently pursuing a
suspect who may or may not be
a ghost but is
definitely invisible.
I mean, we think
we're pursuing it.
- OK.
- Go, go!
- Hey!
- Corner it!
Don't-Stay there! Stay there!
Whoa.
This way! This way!
- It's going over the fence!
- Through the fence!
- Pursuing on foot!
- I'll help you!
Yeah, push.
You've got my foot stuck
in the fence!
Go! Go!
Coming over, O'Leary!
- Go get the car!
- Get the car!
I'll get the car!
Excuse me, sir!
Excuse me, sorry,
did you see an invisible
man just walk past here?
No, I didn't see anything, mate.
Wha-?
Stay back! Stay back.
Ha! Got you! You're cornered!
- Nowhere to go!
- Who, me?
- What?
- Me?
- No!
- Oh, righto.
Not the Taser!
That's the last line
- of defence, Minogue!
- Huh?
Aarsh! No!
O'Leary, I got it!
I actually got it! Ha!
Wha-?
Minogue!
I've got it, O'Leary,
I've got it!
You have to hold on tight,
Minogue, OK? Don't let go!
No, it's got me, O'Leary.
It's got me!
- OK, just hold on to the Taser.
- Don't let it go!
Now it's got
both of us, O'Leary.
- It's got both of us!
- Hold on, though,
- that's what I'm saying.
- The tables have turned!
The tables have turned!
Hold on to it!
- I've got its legs!
- I've got it!
Get it. Get it.
Get it!
— What?! Help!
Aargh!
Get in the car!
OK, you've got the right
to remain silent.
Does he have the right
to remain invisible?
You know the rules
better than me, O'Leary.
Certainly remaining invisible.
Hey! Whoa.
- OK, if you could please-
- Pretty handsy, this one.
...refrain from kicking
the back of my seat, please.
- It ti-
- What's-?
It tickles! Ugh!
- Hey, Sarge?
- Yes.
Um, there's-there's
nothing to see here.
All right, then. I'll just
go back to what I was doing.
Oh, no, no, sorry, Sarge.
Um, there's nothing to see
because our suspect's
actually invisible.
- Invisible?
- Yeah.
I see.
- Uh- Or-Or I don't see.
- Mm.
Amazing. Uh, uh, OK, I'm gonna
need a full report from you.
Uh, Minogue, you go and process
the suspect as per usual.
Invisible or not,
they've still got rights.
Copy that, Sarge.
Come on, mate.
Uh, we're here
at the processing room.
I will take their fingerprints
and their mugshot...
...uh, and also a swab.
Uh, preferably oral.
He's quite strong...
...and he's now refusing
to cooperate.
Come on, mate! If you just-
The next step in the process is
to get the individual's photo,
which is then stored
on a national database.
Uh, we'll just ask you again -
no pulling any faces
and no smiling.
In three, two,
one, say cheese.
That felt like a good one.
So, the next step in the process
is to take the individual...
...to the interrogation room,
which can sound quite scary,
but it's really more of
a conversation pit,
uh, where we take suspects
and force them to tell us
everything they know.
What we could be dealing
with here is maybe
some kind of experiment
gone wrong
or a visitor from
another dimension -
uh, an invisible dimension,
if you will.
Regardless, we still need to see
who's in the hot seat.
That's right, and obviously,
body language is a very big part
- of interviewing suspects.
- Correct.
This is why I have
authorised the use
of our thermal vision goggles.
Oh! You're giving off
a lot of heat, Sarge.
Uh, thank you, Parker.
How about you look
at the suspect?
Oh yeah.
Oh, Sarge! Oh, no,
this isn't good, Sarge.
What is it, Parker?
That is not a man!
Is it a lady?
Uh, this may not be human.
Minogue, you might wanna uncuff
yourself from the suspect
right now. Now!
Code red! Red. Very red.
Code red! Red. Very red.
♪
Uh, it would seem that we have
some kind of invisible
monster in our custody,
but we don't know
exactly where it is.
We would be using the goggles,
but they're currently charging.
Yeah, so, the batteries
have actually run out,
because somebody took them home
for personal use
over the weekend.
- I don't think it's in here.
- I mean, we have actually
lost track of suspects before,
but it's very unusual for it
to happen whilst in custody
- and, um, in a locked room.
- Hey, guys,
it's really hot in here,
actually. Quite stuffy.
I might just get some
fresh air and stuff.
- Don't open the-!
- Don't do that!
I think it escaped.
Really H)
So, we're currently
using the thermal goggles
whilst on charge by using
this extension cord.
I just
tripped over the cord.
Actually, the number-one
trip hazard in the workplace
is extension cords,
so be careful out there.
I can see something,
O'Leary! In pursuit!
- There's a wall there.
- I know that.
The suspect is rotating
and pulsing on the spot
on the other side.
Everybody back!
This is a safety issue.
Everybody move back!
- I'm going in.
- OK, go in.
In pursuit of the suspect
for breaking and entering,
escaping custody
and failure to appear.
- Giving him slack.
- We're losing visual. Oh, no.
What is it, Minogue?
Coming in! In pursuit!
- In pursuit!
- In pursuit!
- Phwoar!
- Huh.
- What is that?
- That is foul.
Congratulations,
Minogue.
You just found my
breakfast burrito.
It's dinnertime.
I'm pretty sure this is
as far as I can go, anyway.
With the suspect
on the loose,
we've decided to
evacuate the station.
Um, we have had to abandon
the thermal googles,
as the extension cord
couldn't actually
- fit around the entire station.
- I still reckon it'll reach
if we use the cable
from the printer.
Oh, no, we can't do that. Last
time we unplugged the printer,
it took me all day
to reinstall...
...the driver.
And then it kept telling me
to 'replace cyan'.
Whenever there's an error
with the printer,
I just leave it for the
next person to deal with.
You guys finished talking
about the, uh-the printer?
So, what we're gonna have to
do now is probably just wait
for the thermal goggles
to recharge,
and then-
Actually, I've got an idea.
We can't see it,
but we can hear it.
It might be invisible,
- but it still makes sound.
- Mm.
So I reckon if we all
stay very, very quiet
and turn the lights off,
we might be able to even out
the playing field.
Good idea, Sarge.
Hey! Shh.
Hi, Mum.
- Parker!
- Hang on, what's in the foyer?
We're in stealth mode, Parker.
Get off the phone!
Mum, sorry, we're in stealth
mode. I'd better go.
OK, bye.
Love you too. Bye.
O'Leary, can you please
tell me how much charge is
left on those goggles?
Uh, I got one, two...
- Guys-Sorry-
- ...maybe three bars.
Sorry, 'scuse me,
'scuse me, 'scuse me.
- We have-
- Sorry, 'scuse me.
Can you see my secur-
Go, go, go!
Help me!
Get it, O'Leary!
Careful!
Stronger than it looks, O'Leary!
I've got you on three
counts of assault
against an officer-
Four now.
- O'Leary!
- What?!
You want a piece o' me? Hey?
Jiu-jitsu!
No, no, no-No, let go!
We're just trying to detain
the suspect at the moment,
and I think we're giving it
our best shot.
Ultimately, it's a very
tricky situation, um, but-
Hey, guys, it's escaping!
Hey, you are not authorised
to use that keycard!
Emergency lockdown!
I just think
I threw up a little bit.
- This thing's massive.
- And it's hideous!
I think it's escaped.
I think it's escaped.
♪
So, we're currently using
the thermal goggles, cos, uh,
the suspect did actually escape.
Disappointing result.
I mean, it's not always
better work stories.
Can see a whole bunch
of thermal stuff on the ground.
Must be the monster's blood.
Ugh, it reeks.
Look - that has to be its
blood, and it's leaving a trail.
Come on, let's go.
Uh, Sarge, we have a lead.
We're leaving HQ
in pursuit of an invisible
assailant. Over.
Roger that.
What shall we do
with this, Sarge?
Well, uh, it's evidence, Parker.
Just put it in
the evidence locker.
Ew.
Oosh.
Oh God, it stinks.
I'm in cha-Ugh! I'm in charge
of the evidence locker.
A lot of the other
police officers
don't think that evidence is
very important, but it is.
We once had a G-string
that led to the arrest
of a very prominent-
I've got some blood on me.
Oh. Smells like chicken.
Oh. Calm down. Ugh!
Thought it was
- my turn to wear the goggles.
- Well, it was,
but this is a much more
optimal pursuit scenario.
Is there-? I can't see
any blood ahead.
Can you see anything
on the monitor?
I should at least be
the one driving!
Oh. Ha! Hey, look, I got you!
Hey, I got it!
What? What is it?
- Uh, Sarge?
- Yes? What is it, Parker?
Uh, I took the, um, tentacle
to the evidence locker,
- like you asked.
- OK, good. Dismissed.
Yeah. Um,
I just think
I've got a responsibility
to, um, bring to your attention
that I think I accidentally
spilt some of its blood
on my hand.
Cos, um...
- Wow.
- Yeah.
That-This means that the
creature's blood is polymorphic.
Yeah, that's what I thought too.
Yeah. That would've been
really handy
during stealth mode. That
would've been really handy.
Come in, Sarge.
- Yeah, go, O'Leary.
- Yeah, look, it's the goggles.
They just-They keep running
out of batteries. Have we got
a car charger for it? Over.
Uh, that is a negative, O'Leary.
Uh, come back to base and we'll
figure out the next step. Over.
Uh, copy that. Over.
Thank you for bringing
that to my attention, Parker.
Uh, we should figure out
a way to contain this.
We don't want you going
any more invisible.
Do you have a glove or
something you can wear
in the meantime, Parker?
I've just got my driving gloves.
- Driving gloves?
- Lamb's leather.
I have had Parker analyse
the thermal imaging footage
and get a sketch artist
to create a composite
of what the creature
might look like.
- Here you go, Sarge.
- Thank you, Parker.
Uh, just so you know, guys,
Parker here has gone
completely invisible.
Are you out of uniform, Parker?
No, Sarge.
Are you naked?
Yes, Sarge.
I took it off
because I was like,
'I wonder if the invisibility
has affected my entire body.'
Plus, it's really warm in here,
and I just thought, you know,
being invisible, no one'|| know.
It's actually quite liberating.
I don't care. Go get
your uniform back on.
- Can't find it.
- It's invisible.
That's unacceptable, Parker.
Dismissed.
Eugh!
- Don't touch my face.
- Look out.
Shut the door, please.
Thank you.
Right.
I know you're still
in here, Parker.
- I can hear you breathing.
- Sorry, Sarge.
Go.
Now, please.
Yes, sir.
I've handed these out to all
the available officers on duty.
Told them if they feel
anything like this,
they're to report it in.
- I've seen this before.
- Have you really?
Well, now that-
Maybe not, actually.
I was gonna say,
cos if you'd seen that,
- you would've mentioned it to me.
- It looks familiar, OK?
Just something-
That looks familiar?
- Yes. Well, just the image.
- But to be honest, guys,
I don't fancy our chances
of finding this creature.
We've failed.
Yeah. I think perhaps
for the first time ever.
- No. I take offence at that.
- Nah.
- Why?
- We've failed heaps.
- Heaps and heaps.
- Well, not heaps, I mean,
- but there's been some...
- Been plenty. Yeah.
...tough cases that
haven't panned out, you know?
Despite our best efforts,
a few times we-
We've got a long list
of failures.
It's just a list, but...
it is a list.
Case in point. Another failure.
Sounds like excuses. Have you
at least filed a Victims' Report
- from the residents at the house?
- W.
No. 'Nah.
We got distracted by the
invisible thing, and then things
- got outta hand, eh? And...
- It was...
- ...it's been a hard night.
- ...busy. Hard.
- Hard.
- Can you please get out there
and get that report done
- and bring it back to me?
- Yes.
Also keep an eye out
for that creature there.
- Yes.
- The invisible one?
Yeah. As much as you can.
Probably won't see it.
- Does it look like that?
- N-Uh, well-
- Or like that?
- Like-Like that. That's-
This is probably what
we're looking for, though.
Yeah, that's probably
more accurate. Right.
- Mm-hm. OK.
- Yeah.
- So we should still take that?
- Keep an eye out for that?
Just go. just go.
Thank you.
- Um, just through here.
- Thank you.
It's
designed for comfort,
but it's just not...
it's not practical.
- Hello. How's it going?
- Hi. How are you? Good.
You wouldn't happen to have
somewhere I can plug in
- these goggles, would you?
- Minogue. Minogue.
Look, hey, thanks very much for
your help this morning.
Um, we just need to let you know
that your home was actually
broken into by-by
an invisible, um...
what can only be described
as a monster.
Mm. That's sugar-coatin' it.
- What do you mean?
- Well, it's terrifying.
- Could it come back?
- Well, that's the thing -
it could be here right now
and you wouldn't even know.
Minogue, look.
Um, excuse me, what-what's this?
Oh, that's one of our
daughter's drawings.
Yeah, I can see that.
What's it a drawing of?
- That's Daisy.
- OK, who's-
- who's... who's Daisy?
- Daisy,
it's our daughter's
imaginary pet.
I'm sorry, what's goin' on here?
Um, look, I believe that the,
uh-the creature that broke-
that was in this house
was in fact this 'Daisy',
um, and is potentially
actually not imaginary.
- That's ridiculous.
- Yeah, doubt it.
That's Megan's room.
- Stay down there!
- It might not be safe.
We need a Taser.
We need a Taser.
Got it. Go, go, go!
Hello, police people.
Hello.
- How are you today?
- Good.
Would you like some tea?
Who made the tea?
- Daisy.
- Daisy?
Where's-Where's Daisy?
Oh, yes, of course. Hi, Daisy.
Cos, you see, we were
a bit worried that Daisy
- was a bit scary, but...
- She's really friendly.
- And you're not scared at all?
- Mn-mn.
So, anyone else here that
we should say hello to?
Stinky Barry.
Stinky Barry.
Yeah.
Don't worry about that, Barry.
It's OK.
Anyone else?
So it turns out that
Daisy was, in fact,
more scared of us
than we were of her, um,
but we're gonna put a tracking
device on, just to-
just to keep tabs.
That OK? Not too tight?
Daisy says it's fine.
We've now confirmed that
the creature is a product
of the young girl's
extremely vivid imagination.
And to be honest, uh,
there were no laws broken here,
because this is actually
Daisy's place of residence,
- so the only crime committed...
- Ah, this is nice.
...was perhaps
unlawful arrest.
Oh, and a bit of light
police brutality.
- Minogue.
- Well, we did chop off
one of her tentacles while
she was in custody, so...
Well, I mean, we did-
we did do that. Um-
But the aforementioned appendage
has actually grown back,
because that's something that
Daisy can, apparently, do,
- so it's all good.
- Officer O'Leary,
- would you like some more tea?
- Yes, I'd love a cup now.
Thank you.
Oh! Um, let's try
this one instead,
- because that was my cup.
- Well, that looks just lovely.
Cheers.
Cheers, everybody.
- Cheers, Daisy.
- Job well done.
That's freaky.
I can taste
imaginary Earl Grey with lemon.
It's hot.
Don't drink
from the teapot.
It's worn off,
hasn't it, Sarge?
I s'pose I'd better go
and put on my uniform.
Yep.
- Should I do that now, or-?
- Now, please, Parker. Yep.
Actually, do you remember
where I put my uniform?
I-I don't actually recall
where I saw it last, Parker.
- Oh, OK.
- Yeah.
I've just got one question
while I'm here.
This thing over here-
Yeah, um, maybe-may-uh, maybe...
we-we could talk
about this later.
- We can talk about it later?
- Yeah, yeah.
OK, good. It's quite tight
in here, isn't it?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Whoa. See you soon.
- Yup.
- There we go.
Looking up here. Looking up here...
to a possible B&E.
Breaking and entering. Not 'B&B'.
That's 'bed and breakfast',
which is not
technically a crime.
Couple have come home
from their holiday
and believe someone
might be inside.
- Finally!
- Hello. Good evening.
Hi. Good evening. Hey, we-
I turned the lights out
and locked all the doors and
windows before we left, yeah?
- Yep?
- Our home is being violated.
OK, have you seen any
signs of a break-in?
Someone is in there.
We heard them.
Well, just because
you hear something
doesn't mean it's real. I
heard if you put your phone
into a microwave it
recharges it, but...
look at the state of that.
Is that a iPhone 12?
- IPhone 4.
- Hey, guys.
- IPhone 4? Is it insured?
- Who cares about a phone?
- Well, they said I'm not-
- There is something in there.
- Something is in there.
- That is actually quite
unusual. We'll go and
check it out.
So, the property owners
have said there's no sign
of a forced entry,
but a big part of our job
is what you don't see,
so it's 50% deduction,
- 50% negotiation.
- And 20% perspiration.
I already did-
I already had 100%.
Why didn't you save some for me?
- Too late.
- What about negotiation?
New Zealand Police!
Are you gonna come peacefully?
Guess not.
You OK?
I don't think it's gonna work.
Calling for backup.
That's not working either.
Do you want the keys?
- Yes, please.
- There we go.
Good catch.
That's the car key.
It's actually already open.
The police! Comin' in.
Something
doesn't feel right.
Yeah, it seems like
more than a standard break-in.
- O'Leary, look at this.
- What is it?
Sardines and whipped cream.
Who would eat that?
- No, look.
- Blood!
With that amount of blood
loss, we're certainly looking at
a loss of life.
- What're you doing?
- Tomato sauce.
I mean, anyone that loses
that amount of tomato sauce
won't be happy.
- Come on, it's upstairs.
- Upstairs.
Quiet now.
OK, you ready?
Three, two,
- Police!
- Coming in!
What was that?
I dunno.
Keep looking.
Was-Was that you?
No.
Something's in here.
Do you think it's the ghost?
What?
I've trapped it in here.
You've trapped it
in here with us!
I was acting on instinct.
Wait, wait. Wait.
There. Shh, shh.
Ha!
- Pursuing on foot!
- Copy that.
- Door!
- It's locked!
We're currently pursuing a
suspect who may or may not be
a ghost but is
definitely invisible.
I mean, we think
we're pursuing it.
- OK.
- Go, go!
- Hey!
- Corner it!
Don't-Stay there! Stay there!
Whoa.
This way! This way!
- It's going over the fence!
- Through the fence!
- Pursuing on foot!
- I'll help you!
Yeah, push.
You've got my foot stuck
in the fence!
Go! Go!
Coming over, O'Leary!
- Go get the car!
- Get the car!
I'll get the car!
Excuse me, sir!
Excuse me, sorry,
did you see an invisible
man just walk past here?
No, I didn't see anything, mate.
Wha-?
Stay back! Stay back.
Ha! Got you! You're cornered!
- Nowhere to go!
- Who, me?
- What?
- Me?
- No!
- Oh, righto.
Not the Taser!
That's the last line
- of defence, Minogue!
- Huh?
Aarsh! No!
O'Leary, I got it!
I actually got it! Ha!
Wha-?
Minogue!
I've got it, O'Leary,
I've got it!
You have to hold on tight,
Minogue, OK? Don't let go!
No, it's got me, O'Leary.
It's got me!
- OK, just hold on to the Taser.
- Don't let it go!
Now it's got
both of us, O'Leary.
- It's got both of us!
- Hold on, though,
- that's what I'm saying.
- The tables have turned!
The tables have turned!
Hold on to it!
- I've got its legs!
- I've got it!
Get it. Get it.
Get it!
— What?! Help!
Aargh!
Get in the car!
OK, you've got the right
to remain silent.
Does he have the right
to remain invisible?
You know the rules
better than me, O'Leary.
Certainly remaining invisible.
Hey! Whoa.
- OK, if you could please-
- Pretty handsy, this one.
...refrain from kicking
the back of my seat, please.
- It ti-
- What's-?
It tickles! Ugh!
- Hey, Sarge?
- Yes.
Um, there's-there's
nothing to see here.
All right, then. I'll just
go back to what I was doing.
Oh, no, no, sorry, Sarge.
Um, there's nothing to see
because our suspect's
actually invisible.
- Invisible?
- Yeah.
I see.
- Uh- Or-Or I don't see.
- Mm.
Amazing. Uh, uh, OK, I'm gonna
need a full report from you.
Uh, Minogue, you go and process
the suspect as per usual.
Invisible or not,
they've still got rights.
Copy that, Sarge.
Come on, mate.
Uh, we're here
at the processing room.
I will take their fingerprints
and their mugshot...
...uh, and also a swab.
Uh, preferably oral.
He's quite strong...
...and he's now refusing
to cooperate.
Come on, mate! If you just-
The next step in the process is
to get the individual's photo,
which is then stored
on a national database.
Uh, we'll just ask you again -
no pulling any faces
and no smiling.
In three, two,
one, say cheese.
That felt like a good one.
So, the next step in the process
is to take the individual...
...to the interrogation room,
which can sound quite scary,
but it's really more of
a conversation pit,
uh, where we take suspects
and force them to tell us
everything they know.
What we could be dealing
with here is maybe
some kind of experiment
gone wrong
or a visitor from
another dimension -
uh, an invisible dimension,
if you will.
Regardless, we still need to see
who's in the hot seat.
That's right, and obviously,
body language is a very big part
- of interviewing suspects.
- Correct.
This is why I have
authorised the use
of our thermal vision goggles.
Oh! You're giving off
a lot of heat, Sarge.
Uh, thank you, Parker.
How about you look
at the suspect?
Oh yeah.
Oh, Sarge! Oh, no,
this isn't good, Sarge.
What is it, Parker?
That is not a man!
Is it a lady?
Uh, this may not be human.
Minogue, you might wanna uncuff
yourself from the suspect
right now. Now!
Code red! Red. Very red.
Code red! Red. Very red.
♪
Uh, it would seem that we have
some kind of invisible
monster in our custody,
but we don't know
exactly where it is.
We would be using the goggles,
but they're currently charging.
Yeah, so, the batteries
have actually run out,
because somebody took them home
for personal use
over the weekend.
- I don't think it's in here.
- I mean, we have actually
lost track of suspects before,
but it's very unusual for it
to happen whilst in custody
- and, um, in a locked room.
- Hey, guys,
it's really hot in here,
actually. Quite stuffy.
I might just get some
fresh air and stuff.
- Don't open the-!
- Don't do that!
I think it escaped.
Really H)
So, we're currently
using the thermal goggles
whilst on charge by using
this extension cord.
I just
tripped over the cord.
Actually, the number-one
trip hazard in the workplace
is extension cords,
so be careful out there.
I can see something,
O'Leary! In pursuit!
- There's a wall there.
- I know that.
The suspect is rotating
and pulsing on the spot
on the other side.
Everybody back!
This is a safety issue.
Everybody move back!
- I'm going in.
- OK, go in.
In pursuit of the suspect
for breaking and entering,
escaping custody
and failure to appear.
- Giving him slack.
- We're losing visual. Oh, no.
What is it, Minogue?
Coming in! In pursuit!
- In pursuit!
- In pursuit!
- Phwoar!
- Huh.
- What is that?
- That is foul.
Congratulations,
Minogue.
You just found my
breakfast burrito.
It's dinnertime.
I'm pretty sure this is
as far as I can go, anyway.
With the suspect
on the loose,
we've decided to
evacuate the station.
Um, we have had to abandon
the thermal googles,
as the extension cord
couldn't actually
- fit around the entire station.
- I still reckon it'll reach
if we use the cable
from the printer.
Oh, no, we can't do that. Last
time we unplugged the printer,
it took me all day
to reinstall...
...the driver.
And then it kept telling me
to 'replace cyan'.
Whenever there's an error
with the printer,
I just leave it for the
next person to deal with.
You guys finished talking
about the, uh-the printer?
So, what we're gonna have to
do now is probably just wait
for the thermal goggles
to recharge,
and then-
Actually, I've got an idea.
We can't see it,
but we can hear it.
It might be invisible,
- but it still makes sound.
- Mm.
So I reckon if we all
stay very, very quiet
and turn the lights off,
we might be able to even out
the playing field.
Good idea, Sarge.
Hey! Shh.
Hi, Mum.
- Parker!
- Hang on, what's in the foyer?
We're in stealth mode, Parker.
Get off the phone!
Mum, sorry, we're in stealth
mode. I'd better go.
OK, bye.
Love you too. Bye.
O'Leary, can you please
tell me how much charge is
left on those goggles?
Uh, I got one, two...
- Guys-Sorry-
- ...maybe three bars.
Sorry, 'scuse me,
'scuse me, 'scuse me.
- We have-
- Sorry, 'scuse me.
Can you see my secur-
Go, go, go!
Help me!
Get it, O'Leary!
Careful!
Stronger than it looks, O'Leary!
I've got you on three
counts of assault
against an officer-
Four now.
- O'Leary!
- What?!
You want a piece o' me? Hey?
Jiu-jitsu!
No, no, no-No, let go!
We're just trying to detain
the suspect at the moment,
and I think we're giving it
our best shot.
Ultimately, it's a very
tricky situation, um, but-
Hey, guys, it's escaping!
Hey, you are not authorised
to use that keycard!
Emergency lockdown!
I just think
I threw up a little bit.
- This thing's massive.
- And it's hideous!
I think it's escaped.
I think it's escaped.
♪
So, we're currently using
the thermal goggles, cos, uh,
the suspect did actually escape.
Disappointing result.
I mean, it's not always
better work stories.
Can see a whole bunch
of thermal stuff on the ground.
Must be the monster's blood.
Ugh, it reeks.
Look - that has to be its
blood, and it's leaving a trail.
Come on, let's go.
Uh, Sarge, we have a lead.
We're leaving HQ
in pursuit of an invisible
assailant. Over.
Roger that.
What shall we do
with this, Sarge?
Well, uh, it's evidence, Parker.
Just put it in
the evidence locker.
Ew.
Oosh.
Oh God, it stinks.
I'm in cha-Ugh! I'm in charge
of the evidence locker.
A lot of the other
police officers
don't think that evidence is
very important, but it is.
We once had a G-string
that led to the arrest
of a very prominent-
I've got some blood on me.
Oh. Smells like chicken.
Oh. Calm down. Ugh!
Thought it was
- my turn to wear the goggles.
- Well, it was,
but this is a much more
optimal pursuit scenario.
Is there-? I can't see
any blood ahead.
Can you see anything
on the monitor?
I should at least be
the one driving!
Oh. Ha! Hey, look, I got you!
Hey, I got it!
What? What is it?
- Uh, Sarge?
- Yes? What is it, Parker?
Uh, I took the, um, tentacle
to the evidence locker,
- like you asked.
- OK, good. Dismissed.
Yeah. Um,
I just think
I've got a responsibility
to, um, bring to your attention
that I think I accidentally
spilt some of its blood
on my hand.
Cos, um...
- Wow.
- Yeah.
That-This means that the
creature's blood is polymorphic.
Yeah, that's what I thought too.
Yeah. That would've been
really handy
during stealth mode. That
would've been really handy.
Come in, Sarge.
- Yeah, go, O'Leary.
- Yeah, look, it's the goggles.
They just-They keep running
out of batteries. Have we got
a car charger for it? Over.
Uh, that is a negative, O'Leary.
Uh, come back to base and we'll
figure out the next step. Over.
Uh, copy that. Over.
Thank you for bringing
that to my attention, Parker.
Uh, we should figure out
a way to contain this.
We don't want you going
any more invisible.
Do you have a glove or
something you can wear
in the meantime, Parker?
I've just got my driving gloves.
- Driving gloves?
- Lamb's leather.
I have had Parker analyse
the thermal imaging footage
and get a sketch artist
to create a composite
of what the creature
might look like.
- Here you go, Sarge.
- Thank you, Parker.
Uh, just so you know, guys,
Parker here has gone
completely invisible.
Are you out of uniform, Parker?
No, Sarge.
Are you naked?
Yes, Sarge.
I took it off
because I was like,
'I wonder if the invisibility
has affected my entire body.'
Plus, it's really warm in here,
and I just thought, you know,
being invisible, no one'|| know.
It's actually quite liberating.
I don't care. Go get
your uniform back on.
- Can't find it.
- It's invisible.
That's unacceptable, Parker.
Dismissed.
Eugh!
- Don't touch my face.
- Look out.
Shut the door, please.
Thank you.
Right.
I know you're still
in here, Parker.
- I can hear you breathing.
- Sorry, Sarge.
Go.
Now, please.
Yes, sir.
I've handed these out to all
the available officers on duty.
Told them if they feel
anything like this,
they're to report it in.
- I've seen this before.
- Have you really?
Well, now that-
Maybe not, actually.
I was gonna say,
cos if you'd seen that,
- you would've mentioned it to me.
- It looks familiar, OK?
Just something-
That looks familiar?
- Yes. Well, just the image.
- But to be honest, guys,
I don't fancy our chances
of finding this creature.
We've failed.
Yeah. I think perhaps
for the first time ever.
- No. I take offence at that.
- Nah.
- Why?
- We've failed heaps.
- Heaps and heaps.
- Well, not heaps, I mean,
- but there's been some...
- Been plenty. Yeah.
...tough cases that
haven't panned out, you know?
Despite our best efforts,
a few times we-
We've got a long list
of failures.
It's just a list, but...
it is a list.
Case in point. Another failure.
Sounds like excuses. Have you
at least filed a Victims' Report
- from the residents at the house?
- W.
No. 'Nah.
We got distracted by the
invisible thing, and then things
- got outta hand, eh? And...
- It was...
- ...it's been a hard night.
- ...busy. Hard.
- Hard.
- Can you please get out there
and get that report done
- and bring it back to me?
- Yes.
Also keep an eye out
for that creature there.
- Yes.
- The invisible one?
Yeah. As much as you can.
Probably won't see it.
- Does it look like that?
- N-Uh, well-
- Or like that?
- Like-Like that. That's-
This is probably what
we're looking for, though.
Yeah, that's probably
more accurate. Right.
- Mm-hm. OK.
- Yeah.
- So we should still take that?
- Keep an eye out for that?
Just go. just go.
Thank you.
- Um, just through here.
- Thank you.
It's
designed for comfort,
but it's just not...
it's not practical.
- Hello. How's it going?
- Hi. How are you? Good.
You wouldn't happen to have
somewhere I can plug in
- these goggles, would you?
- Minogue. Minogue.
Look, hey, thanks very much for
your help this morning.
Um, we just need to let you know
that your home was actually
broken into by-by
an invisible, um...
what can only be described
as a monster.
Mm. That's sugar-coatin' it.
- What do you mean?
- Well, it's terrifying.
- Could it come back?
- Well, that's the thing -
it could be here right now
and you wouldn't even know.
Minogue, look.
Um, excuse me, what-what's this?
Oh, that's one of our
daughter's drawings.
Yeah, I can see that.
What's it a drawing of?
- That's Daisy.
- OK, who's-
- who's... who's Daisy?
- Daisy,
it's our daughter's
imaginary pet.
I'm sorry, what's goin' on here?
Um, look, I believe that the,
uh-the creature that broke-
that was in this house
was in fact this 'Daisy',
um, and is potentially
actually not imaginary.
- That's ridiculous.
- Yeah, doubt it.
That's Megan's room.
- Stay down there!
- It might not be safe.
We need a Taser.
We need a Taser.
Got it. Go, go, go!
Hello, police people.
Hello.
- How are you today?
- Good.
Would you like some tea?
Who made the tea?
- Daisy.
- Daisy?
Where's-Where's Daisy?
Oh, yes, of course. Hi, Daisy.
Cos, you see, we were
a bit worried that Daisy
- was a bit scary, but...
- She's really friendly.
- And you're not scared at all?
- Mn-mn.
So, anyone else here that
we should say hello to?
Stinky Barry.
Stinky Barry.
Yeah.
Don't worry about that, Barry.
It's OK.
Anyone else?
So it turns out that
Daisy was, in fact,
more scared of us
than we were of her, um,
but we're gonna put a tracking
device on, just to-
just to keep tabs.
That OK? Not too tight?
Daisy says it's fine.
We've now confirmed that
the creature is a product
of the young girl's
extremely vivid imagination.
And to be honest, uh,
there were no laws broken here,
because this is actually
Daisy's place of residence,
- so the only crime committed...
- Ah, this is nice.
...was perhaps
unlawful arrest.
Oh, and a bit of light
police brutality.
- Minogue.
- Well, we did chop off
one of her tentacles while
she was in custody, so...
Well, I mean, we did-
we did do that. Um-
But the aforementioned appendage
has actually grown back,
because that's something that
Daisy can, apparently, do,
- so it's all good.
- Officer O'Leary,
- would you like some more tea?
- Yes, I'd love a cup now.
Thank you.
Oh! Um, let's try
this one instead,
- because that was my cup.
- Well, that looks just lovely.
Cheers.
Cheers, everybody.
- Cheers, Daisy.
- Job well done.
That's freaky.
I can taste
imaginary Earl Grey with lemon.
It's hot.
Don't drink
from the teapot.
It's worn off,
hasn't it, Sarge?
I s'pose I'd better go
and put on my uniform.
Yep.
- Should I do that now, or-?
- Now, please, Parker. Yep.
Actually, do you remember
where I put my uniform?
I-I don't actually recall
where I saw it last, Parker.
- Oh, OK.
- Yeah.
I've just got one question
while I'm here.
This thing over here-
Yeah, um, maybe-may-uh, maybe...
we-we could talk
about this later.
- We can talk about it later?
- Yeah, yeah.
OK, good. It's quite tight
in here, isn't it?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Whoa. See you soon.
- Yup.
- There we go.
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