Victor & Valentino (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - The Dark Room - full transcript
After getting rejected by a photography club, Val tries to get a picture of the legendary Chupacabra in order to prove himself.
Aah!
- -Whoa!
- -Whoa!
Baker's photo club
is in the back of the store!
Wait, hold on.
- Perfect.
- Smile!
I'm so excited!
- Lame. We're going to
- Don Jalapeño's after, right?
I need a new comic.
Yup. After my portfolio gets
accepted into the photo club.
All right.
Cool, cool, cool.
I'm sure to get in.
Gather 'round now.
It's time for our critique.
- Oh, perfect.
- Just in time.
What I see in front of me
is just an image.
But where's the struggle,
the essence of danger,
the moment that is meant
to change your view,
the real photograph?
Yeah!
Where is the photograph?
Ah!
My eyes have been tainted.
Here we are,
a palate cleanser.
This photo was taken by
yours truly.
It has been featured
in the newspaper this month.
It's so in the moment.
It's so raw.
You feel what the clown feels.
- It captures all
- of what I believe
The best photographers capture.
Life.
Now, this is a photograph!
- -Oh, yeah.
- -Oh, yeah.
- -I concur.
- -I concur.
I concur, as well.
- -Oh?
- -Hmm?
I've never seen
your face here.
I'd know.
I have a photographic memory.
- Oh, Baker, - this is Val.
He wants to join
our photography club.
- It's so nice
- to finally meet you!
Uh, here's my portfolio.
Flowers...
rainbows?
Oh, yes! That's a series
of my most vivid color studies!
Why, this... is a joke!
Look at that!
- But I really like
- those pieces.
Ugh!
These pictures are safe, soft.
There's no edge.
Good photography
is exciting.
It pushes boundaries.
And most of all,
captures images that have
never been seen before.
Here! Take your images back
to the bubble gum factory.
You're not
Dark Room material.
Val, wait!
I'm sorry. I know he didn't
mean those things.
- It's okay.
- Maybe he's right.
No, you're...
Isabella, it's time
for your critique!
- I'm sorry.
- I have to go now.
But, hey, keep trying.
She's right!
- If Baker wants exciting,
- boundary-pushing photos,
Then that's exactly
what he's going to get!
Well, while you're
- believing in yourself,
- I'm gonna be at
- Don Jalapeño's Market.
All right, maybe I'll find
some inspiration there.
Hmm.
No, no, too safe.
Maybe a snapshot
of someone's life?
Eh!
Come on, Val,
think dangerously.
Hmm. The deviant
criminal reading without paying!
Aah!
- What are you doing, Val?
- Are you trying to get me caught!
I have photoblock.
- It's impossible to think of
- anything that'll impress Baker.
I need the picture
of something thought-provoking,
something dangerous.
- If you're looking
- for something dangerous,
- Why don't you take a picture
- of this guy?
The chupacabra!
I was only joking.
Plus, the chupacabra
doesn't even exist.
Hmm?!
- Are you kidding?
- We're in Monte Macabre.
If the chupacabra exists,
it would be here.
- Yeah, but we wouldn't even know
- where to begin to look.
Aah! I couldn't help but
overhear your little conversation.
- Let me - show you something.
This book contains
the research I've done
on the strange creatures
around Monte Macabre.
Not much is really known
about the chupacabra.
The first attack
was about 25 years ago.
Not long after,
it's been seen in many regions.
There are mixed reports,
but these amateur photographs
show what it might look like.
Wow, these are amateur.
Hey! Us truth-seekers
take what we can get!
The chupacabra is a bloodthirsty
beast that preys on livestock,
specifically goats,
like this one.
-Aw, how cute!
-Aw, how cute!
And here's the same goat
after an attack.
- The chupacabra - did this?
It is real!
So, where would
we find it?
Find it?
Little kids shouldn't be
poking around this stuff!
Wait!
- We're not - searching for it.
It's for, um, uh,
a school paper.
Yeah!
We have to interview the town's
coolest person about the legend.
In that case,
my analysis shows
that the chupa lives
near Peligro Creek,
where he feasts on animals
as they drink water.
Great! That's all we need
for the report.
Yeah, I'll make sure
to be pacific with details.
- Whoa!
- Look, Val!
The chupacabra really knows
how to mangle his victims!
Think fast!
- Hey, I'm not going to take
- some dumb pictures.
- I want you
- to be a part of one
Of the most significant
scientific findings in years.
That is,
unless you're chicken.
I'm not scared.
- I just want to know
- what's in it for Vic.
- You get to help
- your brother out.
If I get the picture,
I'll get into the club,
- and you'll never
- have to hear me
- Talk about photography
- ever again.
- -Okay, I'm in.
- -Great!
I have the perfect idea
for luring it out.
- -Here's the choyrizo!
- -Whoa!
We need real meat for
the chupacabra, not vegan food.
- Well, where are we gonna
- get that meat?
Here's your
Meat Stack Special!
Just how I like it...
With extra meat!
Smile for the camera!
Pineapple!
I have to stop him from
destroying the mill again!
All we have to do now
is wait.
Huh?
- -Vic, wake up!
- -Huh?!
Achi, that's not for you!
That's for the chupacabra!
Aye, fools!
No chupacabra
is going to eat this.
They like their meals alive
so they can do this to it.
Mira, mira!
Just like that!
Hey!
- Great.
- What do we do now?
Hmm.
I think I have an idea.
- Do I really - have to do this?
Don't worry.
- Once the chupacabra
- shows up,
- I'll pull the rope
- and bring you to safety.
- Now start acting
- more like a goat.
Fine.
Baa! Baa!
Baa!
-That's great, Vic!
-Baa! Baa! Baa!
- All right, Val,
- you can pull me!
Val?!
- I need to find
- the right setting.
Val! Ah,
I guess I can always edit it in post.
Val?!
Vic, I think we got it!
Huh?
Where'd they go?
Victor!
Aah!
This must be
the chupacabra's dinner.
Val?! Val?!
Aah!
I'm, uh,
a big fan of yours.
Vic!
V-Victor?!
Stop, you beast!
Val!
C-Chupacabra, please...
Please don't...
Don't eat us,
you beast!
Chupa not beast.
Eh, get off me.
Humans beast.
Human take picture
of Chupa.
Chupa hate camera!
That why Chupa
want be alone.
Away from human.
If you're not a beast, then why
are you hurting animals?!
Hmm?
Chupa no hurt animals.
Chupa vegetarian.
Animals friends.
Animals beautiful.
Chupa make sculpture
of animals.
Wait, those look like
Don Jalapeño's photos.
- We thought all those animals
- were dismembered.
No, that only
what mean to human.
And that okay.
Chupa believe in beauty
of animal.
That why Chupa inspired
and why Chupa make sculpture.
Chupa loves
what Chupa does!
I also love what I do!
Camera!
- -Aah!
- -Aah!
Wait, wait, no!
Here, I don't need
these photos.
You give photos of Chupa?
Human friend?
Human friend.
Aah!
I'm so glad you decided
to do this.
Thanks for helping me
get it started, Isabella.
- We should add this photo
- up here.
-Perfect.
-Ah, a photo club.
Anyone can join?
Is that why you joined the
Bubble Gum Factory, Isabella?
Ah, come on.
He's pretty good.
Not cool, Baker.
Well, if that's what you
believe in, that's fine.
Whoa.
This photo is kinda cool.
Wait, which one?!
Really?
You're welcome to join
the Bubble Gum Factory.
Over my dead body.
Oh, boy! Photos!
Hey! Oh!
- I know.
- These are way cool.
I mean, check this out.
He has so much talent.
And this one over here,
it's amazing.
- -Whoa!
- -Whoa!
Baker's photo club
is in the back of the store!
Wait, hold on.
- Perfect.
- Smile!
I'm so excited!
- Lame. We're going to
- Don Jalapeño's after, right?
I need a new comic.
Yup. After my portfolio gets
accepted into the photo club.
All right.
Cool, cool, cool.
I'm sure to get in.
Gather 'round now.
It's time for our critique.
- Oh, perfect.
- Just in time.
What I see in front of me
is just an image.
But where's the struggle,
the essence of danger,
the moment that is meant
to change your view,
the real photograph?
Yeah!
Where is the photograph?
Ah!
My eyes have been tainted.
Here we are,
a palate cleanser.
This photo was taken by
yours truly.
It has been featured
in the newspaper this month.
It's so in the moment.
It's so raw.
You feel what the clown feels.
- It captures all
- of what I believe
The best photographers capture.
Life.
Now, this is a photograph!
- -Oh, yeah.
- -Oh, yeah.
- -I concur.
- -I concur.
I concur, as well.
- -Oh?
- -Hmm?
I've never seen
your face here.
I'd know.
I have a photographic memory.
- Oh, Baker, - this is Val.
He wants to join
our photography club.
- It's so nice
- to finally meet you!
Uh, here's my portfolio.
Flowers...
rainbows?
Oh, yes! That's a series
of my most vivid color studies!
Why, this... is a joke!
Look at that!
- But I really like
- those pieces.
Ugh!
These pictures are safe, soft.
There's no edge.
Good photography
is exciting.
It pushes boundaries.
And most of all,
captures images that have
never been seen before.
Here! Take your images back
to the bubble gum factory.
You're not
Dark Room material.
Val, wait!
I'm sorry. I know he didn't
mean those things.
- It's okay.
- Maybe he's right.
No, you're...
Isabella, it's time
for your critique!
- I'm sorry.
- I have to go now.
But, hey, keep trying.
She's right!
- If Baker wants exciting,
- boundary-pushing photos,
Then that's exactly
what he's going to get!
Well, while you're
- believing in yourself,
- I'm gonna be at
- Don Jalapeño's Market.
All right, maybe I'll find
some inspiration there.
Hmm.
No, no, too safe.
Maybe a snapshot
of someone's life?
Eh!
Come on, Val,
think dangerously.
Hmm. The deviant
criminal reading without paying!
Aah!
- What are you doing, Val?
- Are you trying to get me caught!
I have photoblock.
- It's impossible to think of
- anything that'll impress Baker.
I need the picture
of something thought-provoking,
something dangerous.
- If you're looking
- for something dangerous,
- Why don't you take a picture
- of this guy?
The chupacabra!
I was only joking.
Plus, the chupacabra
doesn't even exist.
Hmm?!
- Are you kidding?
- We're in Monte Macabre.
If the chupacabra exists,
it would be here.
- Yeah, but we wouldn't even know
- where to begin to look.
Aah! I couldn't help but
overhear your little conversation.
- Let me - show you something.
This book contains
the research I've done
on the strange creatures
around Monte Macabre.
Not much is really known
about the chupacabra.
The first attack
was about 25 years ago.
Not long after,
it's been seen in many regions.
There are mixed reports,
but these amateur photographs
show what it might look like.
Wow, these are amateur.
Hey! Us truth-seekers
take what we can get!
The chupacabra is a bloodthirsty
beast that preys on livestock,
specifically goats,
like this one.
-Aw, how cute!
-Aw, how cute!
And here's the same goat
after an attack.
- The chupacabra - did this?
It is real!
So, where would
we find it?
Find it?
Little kids shouldn't be
poking around this stuff!
Wait!
- We're not - searching for it.
It's for, um, uh,
a school paper.
Yeah!
We have to interview the town's
coolest person about the legend.
In that case,
my analysis shows
that the chupa lives
near Peligro Creek,
where he feasts on animals
as they drink water.
Great! That's all we need
for the report.
Yeah, I'll make sure
to be pacific with details.
- Whoa!
- Look, Val!
The chupacabra really knows
how to mangle his victims!
Think fast!
- Hey, I'm not going to take
- some dumb pictures.
- I want you
- to be a part of one
Of the most significant
scientific findings in years.
That is,
unless you're chicken.
I'm not scared.
- I just want to know
- what's in it for Vic.
- You get to help
- your brother out.
If I get the picture,
I'll get into the club,
- and you'll never
- have to hear me
- Talk about photography
- ever again.
- -Okay, I'm in.
- -Great!
I have the perfect idea
for luring it out.
- -Here's the choyrizo!
- -Whoa!
We need real meat for
the chupacabra, not vegan food.
- Well, where are we gonna
- get that meat?
Here's your
Meat Stack Special!
Just how I like it...
With extra meat!
Smile for the camera!
Pineapple!
I have to stop him from
destroying the mill again!
All we have to do now
is wait.
Huh?
- -Vic, wake up!
- -Huh?!
Achi, that's not for you!
That's for the chupacabra!
Aye, fools!
No chupacabra
is going to eat this.
They like their meals alive
so they can do this to it.
Mira, mira!
Just like that!
Hey!
- Great.
- What do we do now?
Hmm.
I think I have an idea.
- Do I really - have to do this?
Don't worry.
- Once the chupacabra
- shows up,
- I'll pull the rope
- and bring you to safety.
- Now start acting
- more like a goat.
Fine.
Baa! Baa!
Baa!
-That's great, Vic!
-Baa! Baa! Baa!
- All right, Val,
- you can pull me!
Val?!
- I need to find
- the right setting.
Val! Ah,
I guess I can always edit it in post.
Val?!
Vic, I think we got it!
Huh?
Where'd they go?
Victor!
Aah!
This must be
the chupacabra's dinner.
Val?! Val?!
Aah!
I'm, uh,
a big fan of yours.
Vic!
V-Victor?!
Stop, you beast!
Val!
C-Chupacabra, please...
Please don't...
Don't eat us,
you beast!
Chupa not beast.
Eh, get off me.
Humans beast.
Human take picture
of Chupa.
Chupa hate camera!
That why Chupa
want be alone.
Away from human.
If you're not a beast, then why
are you hurting animals?!
Hmm?
Chupa no hurt animals.
Chupa vegetarian.
Animals friends.
Animals beautiful.
Chupa make sculpture
of animals.
Wait, those look like
Don Jalapeño's photos.
- We thought all those animals
- were dismembered.
No, that only
what mean to human.
And that okay.
Chupa believe in beauty
of animal.
That why Chupa inspired
and why Chupa make sculpture.
Chupa loves
what Chupa does!
I also love what I do!
Camera!
- -Aah!
- -Aah!
Wait, wait, no!
Here, I don't need
these photos.
You give photos of Chupa?
Human friend?
Human friend.
Aah!
I'm so glad you decided
to do this.
Thanks for helping me
get it started, Isabella.
- We should add this photo
- up here.
-Perfect.
-Ah, a photo club.
Anyone can join?
Is that why you joined the
Bubble Gum Factory, Isabella?
Ah, come on.
He's pretty good.
Not cool, Baker.
Well, if that's what you
believe in, that's fine.
Whoa.
This photo is kinda cool.
Wait, which one?!
Really?
You're welcome to join
the Bubble Gum Factory.
Over my dead body.
Oh, boy! Photos!
Hey! Oh!
- I know.
- These are way cool.
I mean, check this out.
He has so much talent.
And this one over here,
it's amazing.