Urutora Q (1965–1967): Season 1, Episode 26 - Moero Eikô - full transcript
ULTRA Q
We thank you today for watching
the entire match.
Next week's Hard Puncher Series is world
welterweight rank three, Black Nakano,
versus Japanese middleweight champion,
Speedy Sagawa.
One title, 12 round match is scheduled.
Advance tickets are available
at select ticket agencies.
Sinking Billy Maehara on the 7th round
with his right dynamite hook as predicted,
Dynamite Joe flashes a great smile.
By the way, your next opponent is finally
the 15-0 Kawazu, right Joe?
Will you give us another prediction
in front of our viewers?
Exactly how many rounds?
Sure.
Hey, Peter.
What do you think?
What? I'll beat him in three rounds?
Hey, hey, Peter.
Kawazu isn't a scarecrow, y'know.
All right then.
Three rounds.
Everyone, Joe predicts
a K.O. in three rounds!
Third round.
Yes! He did it! He did it! As predicted!
A K.O. as he predicted! It's a K.O.!
Five rounds! Next, in five rounds!
Joe's left hook hits and finishes him!
Veteran Skelton's down! Down!
Four rounds!
He's strong! He's really strong!
Even the East's toughest,
Jo Chorin, went down!
Dynamite Joe is strong as expected!
BLAZING GLORY
AURORA GYM
Yo, Peter.
Take care of him, Joe.
Since we've made Peter our mascot,
we haven't lost a match.
Hey, Joe.
It's finally the world championship.
Say what?
It's Rony.
The champion, Rony Campo,
accepted our challenge.
The world championship, Peter.
Let's do it.
I'll take that Rony out!
I'll let you out since it's been a while.
But only for 10 minutes.
It's scientific name, Alligatortois.
It's a hadopelagic deep-sea organism
with a special lymph.
Just as the chameleons would
respond sensitively to color,
this animal responds to temperature
by drastically changing its body size.
Which means it becomes small
in cold water and large within air.
The Invincible Joe.
With all of Japan's children's
and fans' hopes on his shoulders,
Dynamite Joe takes off,
aiming for the world.
Dynamite Joe is missing!
One week before the match against
Rony Campo for the world championship,
Dynamite Joe suddenly goes missing!
Okui-san, what's the meaning of this?
There's seven days.
We'll find him somehow within seven days
and get him to this match no matter what.
Emphasizing with your fingers
isn't going to change anything.
Anyhow, will you please wait
until the day of the match?
I, Kintaro Okui, shall make sure
this will kick off!
DYNAMITE JOE VS. RONY CAMPO
Yo, Peter!
Hey, Peter.
I swear I'll only take a sip,
so give me a break, will ya?
What? No?
Don't be so cold.
You understand how I feel, right?
Well, fine job! Just fine!
That was a great show! Right, eh?
Bill Oyama's Marine Phantom Show is
proud of its speed when the curtains go up
and our polished dance, performed at a
smooth tempo with singing and smart humor!
Right, eh?
And...
Being tough on alcoholic mistakes are
another trademark of Bill Oyama.
I should add that too before forgetting.
Right, eh?
Well, don't worry.
With that face, no one will notice
that you're the old Dynamite Joe.
Well, I don't know why
you decided to quit boxing,
but if you can act out a clown
that good, you're set.
Thank you, I'm indebted to you.
Whoa there, your greeting's waiting.
Thank you.
Yuri-chan, it's a scoop.
That's Dynamite Joe.
A scoop isn't lying around that easily.
He just looks similar to him.
Comparing a great boxer to
a clown is like a joke.
He doesn't look like him at all.
Hey, hey, you guys doubting my eyes?
Well, after all that buzz and multiple
companies searching for Dynamite Joe,
it can't be that easy to find him.
It's unbelievable, right?
That's why it's a scoop.
If by any chance,
that clown is Joe like you say...
I'm not trying to be greedy,
but if you can do something too.
Well singing is impossible,
but for example, um...
I'm positive.
Let's visit his dressing room.
An exclusive interview.
How wonderful!
Yeah.
Hey, P-P-Peter!
Y-You're kidding, hey, Peter-kun?
Peter!
Peter! Peter!
How about it, Peter?
Instead of a mistake, I had a round
of applause. Aren't I something?
Right, Peter?
Hey, Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Where'd he go? Peter! Peter!
Peter!
-Peter!
Was it you? It's you, huh?
Where'd you take Peter? Eh?
What's wrong, Joe?
Help me! Help! Help me!
Hey, Peter! Peter!
Hey, I already had enough of
your secret trick!
So please stop! Hey, I beg you, Peter!
Hey, please stop!
Peter!
[... met Peter...
I met him when I fought
Hamito in the Philippines.
My right hook hit him lightly
and Hamito was down.
To congratulate my knockout win,
Yurian-san took me fishing on a yacht.
Hey, pops. I got a weird one.
Here we go!
We kept catching him no matter
how many times we released him.
"This must be fate."
That's what Okui-san said,
so I brought him home.
It's called an Alligatortois.
It was once caught a few hundred meters
deep in the Japan Trench before.
A deep-sea organism.
Miss, what splendid knowledge you have!
Unfortunately, this isn't something
my knowledge could possibly possess.
I had Professor Ichinotani research it.
I returned to Japan and the night
before I fought Mack y Tadano,
I asked this guy the outcome.
"Knockout in six rounds."
Well... it's not like he spoke,
but he had that look.
And just as he predicted,
a K.O. in the 6th round.
After that...
I couldn't separate from him.
Hey, you can understand
Peter's words, Joe?
No, that's wrong.
He's only putting himself into
a trance through Peter.
A type of autohypnotism.
Hm, I see.
After that, everything was
just like Peter said.
But this time, this is what Peter said,
"Joe, you poor thing.
It's your turn to get knocked out."
Hey, Joe! Wait!
Joel
That's it! Bill Oyama's Marine Phantom
Show is truly wonderful.
Wonderful speed and
wonderful music and dances.
This is enough!
Enough, but it's not complete.
That's where Peter comes in!
He will perform a wonderful stunt!
Peter's the new star starting tonight!
If you refuse no matter what,
I won't force you to go back.
But as a Dynamite Joe fan,
I wanna at least know the reason
why you won't fight Rony.
I don't know what kind of supernatural
powers your mascot, Peter, holds,
but I can't back away with
just a fairytale like that.
Please, just let me go.
Did you hear Rony Campo bribed you?
It's a rumor that Rony's manager,
Contos, bribed you figuring they'd lose.
No... That's wrong!
There's also a rumor of a gang ordering
you to cheat, so you had to run.
No way.
If you keep hiding, Dynamite Joe's
name will keep being put to shame.
Is that okay with you, Joe?
If the children's hero became you,
how sad do you think they'll be?
I'm no good.
My body is like a toy that's
been wound up too much.
Recent toys don't need to be wound, Joe.
You won't break that easily.
I've had enough!
All right.
Look, Dynamite Joe's iron body
isn't hurting at all.
But your jaw bone wasn't hurt either.
I couldn't even dodge that
slow punch in the first place.
It's my eyes.
It's always been bad,
but it got worse suddenly
after fighting Lionel Kim.
If Dynamite Joe got sadly knocked out,
I thought the children
would be disappointed.
There goes the scoop.
After hearing Joe's story,
I can't write anymore.
That's how it should be.
Let's leave him be.
But Senpai
Dynamite Joe's fans are all
waiting for him to show up.
Dynamite Joe is now gone.
That guy there...
is just the newly born Joe the clown.
Clowns always feel a bit sad.
Hey... why don't we go see Joe?
Hm? See Joe?
Yeah.
We're the only ones
who know that clown is Joe.
Let's cheer him up. Eh?
Okay!
What are those fingers for?
There's still two days.
Don't worry, everyone.
Please trust this Okui.
The world championship will happen
like everyone expects.
Just as everyone expects, I promise
Dynamite Joe and Rony Campo will fight.
But Okui-san, are there any fresh news
on Dynamite Joe's disappearance?
Um, that's...
Um, that's?
That's a problem, Okui-san.
Get it together.
Hm?
Leave no stone unturned
until you catch Peter!
He's Bill Oyama's
Marine Phantom Show's big star!
You gotta be kidding,
disappearing during rehearsal!
This pool's temperature is
too low to begin with!
That's why he shrunk too much.
-What's the matter?
-Peter disappeared!
What about Joe?
Since Peter vanished,
Joe's all disheartened.
There's no point if our main star's gone!
Tonight's show is cancelled!
Peter... you must've left me
and gone back to the ocean.
That's terrible, Peter.
Don't go and leave me.
Please stay by my side forever.
If you're not here,
Dynamite Joe and Joe the clown
won't be any good.
Peter, please come back!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Joel
Peter grew from the fire's heat!
Watch out!
To the seal Move him to the sea!
C'mon, hurry!
Let's go to the sea, Peter.
Come to the sea with me!
Here, c'mon.
C'mon Peter, c'mon.
You're with me.
Joe! Come back, Joe!
Come back!
-Joe!
-Joe!
Joel
Joel
Now, come!
Joel
Joel
WORLD FEATHERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
DYNAMITE JOE VS. Rony CAMPO
THE END
We thank you today for watching
the entire match.
Next week's Hard Puncher Series is world
welterweight rank three, Black Nakano,
versus Japanese middleweight champion,
Speedy Sagawa.
One title, 12 round match is scheduled.
Advance tickets are available
at select ticket agencies.
Sinking Billy Maehara on the 7th round
with his right dynamite hook as predicted,
Dynamite Joe flashes a great smile.
By the way, your next opponent is finally
the 15-0 Kawazu, right Joe?
Will you give us another prediction
in front of our viewers?
Exactly how many rounds?
Sure.
Hey, Peter.
What do you think?
What? I'll beat him in three rounds?
Hey, hey, Peter.
Kawazu isn't a scarecrow, y'know.
All right then.
Three rounds.
Everyone, Joe predicts
a K.O. in three rounds!
Third round.
Yes! He did it! He did it! As predicted!
A K.O. as he predicted! It's a K.O.!
Five rounds! Next, in five rounds!
Joe's left hook hits and finishes him!
Veteran Skelton's down! Down!
Four rounds!
He's strong! He's really strong!
Even the East's toughest,
Jo Chorin, went down!
Dynamite Joe is strong as expected!
BLAZING GLORY
AURORA GYM
Yo, Peter.
Take care of him, Joe.
Since we've made Peter our mascot,
we haven't lost a match.
Hey, Joe.
It's finally the world championship.
Say what?
It's Rony.
The champion, Rony Campo,
accepted our challenge.
The world championship, Peter.
Let's do it.
I'll take that Rony out!
I'll let you out since it's been a while.
But only for 10 minutes.
It's scientific name, Alligatortois.
It's a hadopelagic deep-sea organism
with a special lymph.
Just as the chameleons would
respond sensitively to color,
this animal responds to temperature
by drastically changing its body size.
Which means it becomes small
in cold water and large within air.
The Invincible Joe.
With all of Japan's children's
and fans' hopes on his shoulders,
Dynamite Joe takes off,
aiming for the world.
Dynamite Joe is missing!
One week before the match against
Rony Campo for the world championship,
Dynamite Joe suddenly goes missing!
Okui-san, what's the meaning of this?
There's seven days.
We'll find him somehow within seven days
and get him to this match no matter what.
Emphasizing with your fingers
isn't going to change anything.
Anyhow, will you please wait
until the day of the match?
I, Kintaro Okui, shall make sure
this will kick off!
DYNAMITE JOE VS. RONY CAMPO
Yo, Peter!
Hey, Peter.
I swear I'll only take a sip,
so give me a break, will ya?
What? No?
Don't be so cold.
You understand how I feel, right?
Well, fine job! Just fine!
That was a great show! Right, eh?
Bill Oyama's Marine Phantom Show is
proud of its speed when the curtains go up
and our polished dance, performed at a
smooth tempo with singing and smart humor!
Right, eh?
And...
Being tough on alcoholic mistakes are
another trademark of Bill Oyama.
I should add that too before forgetting.
Right, eh?
Well, don't worry.
With that face, no one will notice
that you're the old Dynamite Joe.
Well, I don't know why
you decided to quit boxing,
but if you can act out a clown
that good, you're set.
Thank you, I'm indebted to you.
Whoa there, your greeting's waiting.
Thank you.
Yuri-chan, it's a scoop.
That's Dynamite Joe.
A scoop isn't lying around that easily.
He just looks similar to him.
Comparing a great boxer to
a clown is like a joke.
He doesn't look like him at all.
Hey, hey, you guys doubting my eyes?
Well, after all that buzz and multiple
companies searching for Dynamite Joe,
it can't be that easy to find him.
It's unbelievable, right?
That's why it's a scoop.
If by any chance,
that clown is Joe like you say...
I'm not trying to be greedy,
but if you can do something too.
Well singing is impossible,
but for example, um...
I'm positive.
Let's visit his dressing room.
An exclusive interview.
How wonderful!
Yeah.
Hey, P-P-Peter!
Y-You're kidding, hey, Peter-kun?
Peter!
Peter! Peter!
How about it, Peter?
Instead of a mistake, I had a round
of applause. Aren't I something?
Right, Peter?
Hey, Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Where'd he go? Peter! Peter!
Peter!
-Peter!
Was it you? It's you, huh?
Where'd you take Peter? Eh?
What's wrong, Joe?
Help me! Help! Help me!
Hey, Peter! Peter!
Hey, I already had enough of
your secret trick!
So please stop! Hey, I beg you, Peter!
Hey, please stop!
Peter!
[... met Peter...
I met him when I fought
Hamito in the Philippines.
My right hook hit him lightly
and Hamito was down.
To congratulate my knockout win,
Yurian-san took me fishing on a yacht.
Hey, pops. I got a weird one.
Here we go!
We kept catching him no matter
how many times we released him.
"This must be fate."
That's what Okui-san said,
so I brought him home.
It's called an Alligatortois.
It was once caught a few hundred meters
deep in the Japan Trench before.
A deep-sea organism.
Miss, what splendid knowledge you have!
Unfortunately, this isn't something
my knowledge could possibly possess.
I had Professor Ichinotani research it.
I returned to Japan and the night
before I fought Mack y Tadano,
I asked this guy the outcome.
"Knockout in six rounds."
Well... it's not like he spoke,
but he had that look.
And just as he predicted,
a K.O. in the 6th round.
After that...
I couldn't separate from him.
Hey, you can understand
Peter's words, Joe?
No, that's wrong.
He's only putting himself into
a trance through Peter.
A type of autohypnotism.
Hm, I see.
After that, everything was
just like Peter said.
But this time, this is what Peter said,
"Joe, you poor thing.
It's your turn to get knocked out."
Hey, Joe! Wait!
Joel
That's it! Bill Oyama's Marine Phantom
Show is truly wonderful.
Wonderful speed and
wonderful music and dances.
This is enough!
Enough, but it's not complete.
That's where Peter comes in!
He will perform a wonderful stunt!
Peter's the new star starting tonight!
If you refuse no matter what,
I won't force you to go back.
But as a Dynamite Joe fan,
I wanna at least know the reason
why you won't fight Rony.
I don't know what kind of supernatural
powers your mascot, Peter, holds,
but I can't back away with
just a fairytale like that.
Please, just let me go.
Did you hear Rony Campo bribed you?
It's a rumor that Rony's manager,
Contos, bribed you figuring they'd lose.
No... That's wrong!
There's also a rumor of a gang ordering
you to cheat, so you had to run.
No way.
If you keep hiding, Dynamite Joe's
name will keep being put to shame.
Is that okay with you, Joe?
If the children's hero became you,
how sad do you think they'll be?
I'm no good.
My body is like a toy that's
been wound up too much.
Recent toys don't need to be wound, Joe.
You won't break that easily.
I've had enough!
All right.
Look, Dynamite Joe's iron body
isn't hurting at all.
But your jaw bone wasn't hurt either.
I couldn't even dodge that
slow punch in the first place.
It's my eyes.
It's always been bad,
but it got worse suddenly
after fighting Lionel Kim.
If Dynamite Joe got sadly knocked out,
I thought the children
would be disappointed.
There goes the scoop.
After hearing Joe's story,
I can't write anymore.
That's how it should be.
Let's leave him be.
But Senpai
Dynamite Joe's fans are all
waiting for him to show up.
Dynamite Joe is now gone.
That guy there...
is just the newly born Joe the clown.
Clowns always feel a bit sad.
Hey... why don't we go see Joe?
Hm? See Joe?
Yeah.
We're the only ones
who know that clown is Joe.
Let's cheer him up. Eh?
Okay!
What are those fingers for?
There's still two days.
Don't worry, everyone.
Please trust this Okui.
The world championship will happen
like everyone expects.
Just as everyone expects, I promise
Dynamite Joe and Rony Campo will fight.
But Okui-san, are there any fresh news
on Dynamite Joe's disappearance?
Um, that's...
Um, that's?
That's a problem, Okui-san.
Get it together.
Hm?
Leave no stone unturned
until you catch Peter!
He's Bill Oyama's
Marine Phantom Show's big star!
You gotta be kidding,
disappearing during rehearsal!
This pool's temperature is
too low to begin with!
That's why he shrunk too much.
-What's the matter?
-Peter disappeared!
What about Joe?
Since Peter vanished,
Joe's all disheartened.
There's no point if our main star's gone!
Tonight's show is cancelled!
Peter... you must've left me
and gone back to the ocean.
That's terrible, Peter.
Don't go and leave me.
Please stay by my side forever.
If you're not here,
Dynamite Joe and Joe the clown
won't be any good.
Peter, please come back!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Joel
Peter grew from the fire's heat!
Watch out!
To the seal Move him to the sea!
C'mon, hurry!
Let's go to the sea, Peter.
Come to the sea with me!
Here, c'mon.
C'mon Peter, c'mon.
You're with me.
Joe! Come back, Joe!
Come back!
-Joe!
-Joe!
Joel
Joel
Now, come!
Joel
Joel
WORLD FEATHERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
DYNAMITE JOE VS. Rony CAMPO
THE END