United States of Tara (2009–2011): Season 2, Episode 3 - The Truth Hurts - full transcript

PREVIOUSLY ON
"UNITED STATES OF TARA"...

I NEVER EVEN BEEN
WITH A CHICK BEFORE,

NEITHER HAVE I!
SO...YOU THINK
YOU'RE SKEEVED?

OH, JESUS CHRIST,
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

I'M -- I'M LOSING TIME AGAIN.

[ Sobbing ]
AND I THOUGHT I WAS BETTER.

COME ON,
LET'S BUY THIS HOUSE!

IT'S NOT
JUST A PAINT JOB.

YOU'D NEED A REAL CARPENTER,
CONTRACTOR.

I CAN DO ALL THAT SHIT.

BOY, OH, BOY,
OH, BOY, OH, BOY.



I'D SULLY-RIG IT.

WHAT'S SULLY-RIG IT?

EH, SORT OF
A TEMPORARY PERMANENT.

"GAY, LESBIAN, BI,
TRANSGENDER ASSOCIATION."

YOU OUGHT TO PUT A LETTER IN
FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME.
EXCUSE ME?

MAYBE IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA
TO PURPOSELY LEAVE ANYONE OUT.

THANK YOU.

[ GASPS ]
WILL YOU MARRY ME?

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

HEY, DID YOU TELL MY BUDDY
YOUR GOOD NEWS YET?

WHY WOULD NEIL CARE?

CAN I PLEASE STAY HERE
UNTIL THE WEDDING?

LIVE HERE?

YEAH.



THIS REEKS.

YEAH, TILL ONE DAY YOU LAND
YOUR FIRST REALLY BIG FISH.

THIS IS MY BIG FISH --
LYNDA P. FRAZIER.

WHO IS THAT?

PRINCESS
VALHALLA HAWKWIND.

I THOUGHT
THAT YOU WERE HER.

[ Raspy voice ]
WELL, I'LL ALWAYS BE HER.

I JUST MET THE MOST AMAZING
WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE MOST AMAZING
WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
I GOT MY MIND
LITERALLY BLOWN.

IF YOU LITERALLY HAD
YOUR MIND BLOWN, YOUR
BRAIN WOULD BE GONE.

WHO ARE YOU?

MARSHALL'S LADY FRIEND.

MARSHALL'S FRIEND.

[ As Buck ] WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO
WITH MY BIKER BOOTS?

What do you want?!

I NEED THE BODY!

OH, BABY.

OH, BABY.

* OPEN UP THE SKY

* THIS MESS IS GETTING HIGH

* IT'S WINDY,
AND OUR FAMILY NEEDS A RIDE *

* I KNOW WE'LL BE JUST FINE

* WHEN WE LEARN
TO LOVE THE RIDE *

* I KNOW WE'LL BE FINE

* WHEN WE LEARN
TO LOVE THE RIDE *

* I KNOW WE'LL BE JUST FINE

* WHEN WE LEARN
TO LOVE THE RIDE *

[ As Tara ] I'M FUCKED.

I JUST WOKE UP...AGAIN...

NAKED...AGAIN...

NEXT TO THAT WOMAN
FROM THE GROCERY STORE

WHO HAS TWO KIDS AND A LA-Z-BOY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUCK'S
BEEN DOING OVER THERE,

BUT IT CAN'T BE GOOD.

[ J.J. CALE'S "WISH I HAD
NOT SAID THAT" PLAYS ]

IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS SINCE
BUCK'S BEEN TAKING THE BODY.

"I JUST WANT IT
FOR A FEW HOURS," HE SAID.

YEAH, A FEW HOURS A DAY.

[ BELL DINGS ]

FISH STICKS!
FISH STICKS!

* YOU DON'T COME HERE
TOO OFTEN *

HEY!
I WANT THAT ONE.

[ LAUGHTER ]
* YOU MAKE MY DAY
WHEN YOU COME AROUND *

I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY THIS IS HAPPENING NOW.

I MEAN...
EVERYTHING AT HOME IS GREAT.

THE KIDS ARE THRIVING.

MAX HAS NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.

AND HE KEEPS SAYING
I'M THE BEST I'VE EVER BEEN.

LITTLE DOES HE KNOW
THAT, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER,

I AM A LIAR.

I MEAN,
MY ALTERS HAVE LIED BEFORE,

BUT ME...TARA...

I NEVER HAVE.

I JUST CAN'T BRING MYSELF
TO TELL HIM

I'M TRANSITIONING AGAIN.

IT'LL BREAK HIS HEART.

* WISH I HAD NOT SAID THAT,
BABY *

I'D LIKE TO GET A REFILL
ON MY DEPAKOTE.

MM-HMM.

NO, I'M GOOD
ON THE RISPERDAL.

HOW ARE WE
ON THE ZYPREXA?

'CAUSE I WOULDN'T WANT IT
TO RUN OUT.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU NEED ALL THAT
JUST TO GET THROUGH THE DAY?

SOMEONE'S A MESS.

OKAY, GREAT. I'LL PICK IT UP
THIS AFTERNOON. THANKS.

[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]
THAT WAS THE PHARMACY.

I GATHERED.

WOW.
YOU LOOK DOWNRIGHT...

DOABLE.

SHE LOOKS DOABLE, DAD.

OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M USED TO IT.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

IT'S THE BURDEN OF KIDS
BORN TO TEENAGE MOTHERS.

I SHOULD START A GROUP

CALLED "ADULT CHILDREN
OF MOMS YOU'D LIKE TO FUCK."

Max: KATE.
SIR.

THE HUBBARD HOUSE
IS OFFICIALLY OURS.

HA HA!
ESCROW JUST CLOSED.

WHOO-HOO!
YEAH!

I'M GONNA CALL THIS CONTRACTOR
AND GET HIM TO MEET ME OVER --

HEY, WHEN I'M DONE
WITH THIS HOUSE

AND I FLIP IT
AND WE MAKE A LITTLE PROFIT,

I'M TAKING YOU TO HAWAII,
'CAUSE MY HONEY LOVES THE SEA.

WELL, MY FRIENDS,
I WOULD LOVE TO STAY,

BUT I HAVE DEBTS
TO WHISPER.

OH, AND BY THE BY,
IT'S OFFICIAL.

MARSHALL AND COURTNEY --
GAME ON.

COURTNEY -- THAT GIRL
THAT WAS HERE AT DINNER?

MARSHALL'S
DATING A GIRL?

WELL, I GUESS
THAT MAKES SENSE --

ON OPPOSITE DAY.

I BET SHE'S FANTASIZING
HE'S EDWARD CULLEN.

YOU HAVE SOMETHING
AGAINST WILDLY POPULAR
VAMPIRE NOVELS?

IT'S SO OBJECTIFYING,

LIKE VIRGINITY IS
THIS PRIZED POSSESSION.

SUCH A SOPHOMORIC VIEW
OF SEX.

I...THINK
THEY ARE SOPHOMORES.

HOW OFTEN
DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX?

ME?

I THINK ABOUT IT
ALL THE TIME.

AREN'T YOU SORT OF DYING
OF CURIOSITY?

I AM.

I GUESS.

THERE'S A MILLION THINGS
I'M COMPLETELY CLUELESS ABOUT.

FOR EXAMPLE, DO YOU KNOW
HOW TO DO "DOGS IN A BATHTUB"?

WHAT ARE -- WHAT ARE
"DOGS IN A BATHTUB"?

EXACTLY.

SO, MARSHALL SAYS
HE'S STRAIGHT NOW?

MM, I THINK
HE'S CONFUSED.

WHO ISN'T, SISTER?

I'M NOT.

I'M MARRYING NICK,
AND I'M ECSTATIC.

[ CHUCKLES ] I HAD A GIRLFRIEND
WHEN I WAS MARSHALL'S AGE.

WOW.
YOU DATED WOMEN?

IT WAS THE '70s,
HONEY.

GIRLFRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS --
IF IT COULD DANCE, I'D DO IT.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

Charmaine: I WAS A "LUG" --
A LESBIAN UNTIL GRADUATION.

BUT IT WAS
ONLY FOR ONE SEMESTER.

YOU NEVER TOLD ME
ABOUT ANY WOMEN.

HER NAME
WAS GRETCHEN,

AND SHE WAS VERY PROUD
OF HER VAGINA.

[ Laughing ] WHAT?
UGH.

WHY DID GOD CALL IT
A VAGINA?

WHY DIDN'T HE CALL IT
SOMETHING CUTE AND FRENCH?

LIKE WHAT --
"CROUTON"?

I DO LOVE CROUTONS.

I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT MAKES
STRAIGHT WOMEN GO GAY.

OH, THAT'S EASY --
MENOPAUSE.

OPRAH DID A WHOLE SHOW
ON IT.

I MEAN, I'M GONNA GO GAY
WHEN I'M READY TO START
EATING CARBS AGAIN.

ALL I KNOW IS,
IT TOOK ME YEARS

TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT I REALLY WANTED --

MEN, WOMEN, ET CETERAS.

I HAD TO DO
A FULL INVESTIGATION.

YOU HAVE TO TOUCH IT, LIVE IT,
TASTE IT TO KNOW IT.

YOU GOT TO
GET UP IN IT.

[ SIGHS ]

[ ENGINE TURNS OFF ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ Deep voice ]
WELL...HELLO, PAMMY.

WHY, HELLO.

[ SIGHS ]
GOOD AFTERNOON.

GOOD AFTERN--
GOOD AFTERNOON.

GOOD AFTERNOON.

OHH.

[ SIGHS ]

GOOD AFTERNOON, PAMMY.

UGH.

MAN, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
SULLY'S LATE.

HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU GIVE HIM
FOR MATERIALS?

MM, 300 BUCKS --
NOT THAT MUCH.

OH, BOY,
OH, BOY, OH, BOY.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK
YOU HAVE BEEN SULLY-RIGGED.

HE'LL SHOW UP.

[ SIGHS ]

SEE, WHAT YOU DON'T GET,
NEIL,

IS PEOPLE CAN HAVE
A HARD TIME,

THEN, OUT OF NOWHERE,
THEY TURN IT AROUND.

PEOPLE CHANGE.

YEAH, YEAH, PEOPLE CHANGE,
AND THEN THEY CHANGE RIGHT BACK.

IT'S BEEN MONTHS SINCE TARA
GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL.

I MEAN, SURE,
I WORRY,

BUT THE FACT IS,
SHE'S HEALTHIER THAN EVER.

GOT THIS HOUSE
WE'RE GONNA FLIP.

HELL, MARSHALL'S
EVEN DATING A GIRL.

PEOPLE SURPRISE YOU.

YOU -- YOU THINK, LIKE,
MAYBE CHARMAINE COULD, YOU KNOW,

COME AROUND OR COME BACK AROUND
TO A FREAK LIKE ME?

YOU WANT MY OPINION?

MAYBE CHARMAINE'S
NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

MAYBE THERE'S
SOME TERRIFIC WOMEN

WOMEN WHO CAN'T WAIT TO BE
WITH A FREAK LIKE YOU.

I DON'T WANT
A TERRIFIC WOMAN, MAN.

I WANT CHARMAINE.

HEY.

YOUR CHECK BOUNCED.

IS THAT YOUR RIDE?

SORT OF.
[ CHUCKLES ]

MY NEIGHBOR BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT,
SO NOW I'M DRIVING IT.

YOU OWE ME MONEY.

OKAY.

HEY.

WHAT UP?

HEY, RICKY.

TAKING A BREAK
FROM YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE

RAISING THE MEDIAN INCOME
AROUND HERE?

I'M RICKY.

RICKY'S A TRUSTAFARIAN.

COOL.

WHAT'S A TRUSTAFARIAN?

TRUST-FUND BABY
WHO ONLY SAYS HELLO TO ME

WHEN THERE'S
A PRETTY BLOND GIRL AROUND.

SO, WHAT'S UP?

YOU GUYS
FEEL LIKE PARTYING?

HI, PAMMY.

[ SIGHS ]

WHY, YOU LOOK PRETTY.

YOU LOOK -- YOU LOOK PRETTY.

YOU DO.

[ SIGHS ]

OOH!
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
A CHECK

FROM MY PERSONAL ACCOUNT
THIS TIME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE A DEBT COLLECTOR.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO WORK FOR THE MAN?

PROBABLY 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT
LIVING OFF OF HIM.

HEY,
I'M OFF THE GRID, BABE --

NO BANK ACCOUNTS,
NO ELECTRICITY.

NO,
JUST DADDY'S MONEY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SHIT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS,
LYNDA.

I MEAN, IT'S AWESOME,
BUT IT'S, UH, HILARIOUS.

[ LAUGHS ]

HERE. IT'S GOOD.
I PROMISE.

THANKS.

SO, TELL ME SOMETHING.

DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?

YOU HAVE YOUR PIECE OF PAPER
WITH THE NUMBERS ON IT,

PROMISING THAT MORE NUMBERS
ARE GONNA BE TRANSFERRED

BETWEEN A COUPLE
OF FUCKING ACCOUNTS,

WHICH IS BASICALLY
JUST MORE NUMBERS, ANYWAY?

LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE.
SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK.

NOW, WHERE'S THIS PARTY
YOU KEEP PROMISING?

YOU SEE,
HER EYES ARE OPEN.

Young woman: AY,
BUT THEIR SENSE IS SHUT.

WHAT IS IT
SHE DOES NOW?

NO.
STOP, STOP, STOP, ALEX.

ALEX, YOU'RE PLAYING
A DOCTOR...

FROM THE OLDEN DAYS,

NOT A SLUTTY
DENTAL HYGIENIST.

PLACES.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

HOW AM I DOING?

UH...G-GREAT.

UM, YOU'RE VERY SKILLED --
REALLY.

AM I?

THANK YOU.

THAT'S REALLY A RELIEF.

YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU HAVE
A TALENT FOR SOMETHING

UNTIL
YOU ACTUALLY DO IT.

OKAY, MY TURN.
YOU TRY ME NOW.

OH, UH, ALL RIGHT.

UM...

OKAY, UH...
UH, LET'S SEE.

[ SIGHS ]
AM -- AM I GETTING WARM?

CLOSE.

HERE --
GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

Young woman:
YET, HERE'S A SPOT.

THAT FEELS EXCELLENT,
MARSHALL.

OUT, DAMNED SPOT.
ONE, TWO.

WHY, THEN,
'TIS TIME TO DO IT.

[ CLATTERING ]
HELL IS MURKY.

CUT!
WHAT IS THAT SOUND?

HOUSE LIGHTS.

[ SWITCHES CLICKING ]

[ Laughing ] HEY.

OKAY, I SWEAR
WE'RE PSYCHIC FRIENDS.

I WAS JUST THINKING
ABOUT YOU.

[ GASPS ]

OH. OH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

LET ME GET YOU A BEER.
TAKE A LOAD OFF.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO
FIGHT THE KIDS TODAY
FOR YOUR FAVORITE CHAIR.

THEY'RE WITH
THEIR DADDY.

THAT'S MY SPOT,
SILLY.

OH, I GET IT.

YOU WANT TO TRY OUT
MAMA BEAR'S CHAIR

'CAUSE IT'S SO SOFT?

ALL RIGHT, DADDY.

HERE'S YOUR BEER,
HONEY.

THANKS.
THANKS, HON.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SIGHS ]

ARE YOU OKAY?

'CAUSE YOU KNOW I LIKE IT
WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WE WENT TO FUNWORLD?

YEAH, WE DID.

THAT WAS A FUN DAY,
HUH?

[ CHUCKLES ]

AND A FUN NIGHT.

OH, MAN. I, UH,
I GOT A HEADACHE COMING ON.

IT'S LIKE A GANG OF ELVES
IN THERE

WITH, UH...
JACKHAMMERS.

LET ME WORK ON IT,
BABY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

PAMMY'S GOT
JUST WHAT YOU NEED.

[ Normal voice ]
UH...I CAN'T DO THIS.

I CAN'T -- I CAN'T DO THIS.
I'M SORRY.

WHEN SHE'S ON MEDICATION
OR WHATEVER,

SHE'S LIKE
THIS NEW PERSON.

YEAH?
WELL, GOOD FOR HER.

YOU KNOW,
THE OTHER DAY,

I WALKED IN ON THEM
MOANING AND GROANING

OVER SOME PAINT CHIPS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

MAN, THAT WEED
WAS FANTASTIC.

[ SCOFFS ] THE ONLY THING
ABOUT RICKY'S TRUSTAFARIAN WEED

IS IT MAKES ME CRAVE SHIT

LIKE PASTA MARINARA
WITH PROSCIUTTO AND BANANAS.

[ LAUGHS ] YOU KNOW,
IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.

I MEAN,
MAYBE THE TOMATO'S

STEPPING ON THE BANANA
A LITTLE BIT.

WHAT'S ALL THAT STUFF?

OH, AFTER YOU STOPPED BY,

I THOUGHT ABOUT ALL MY
PRINCESS VALHALLA HAWKWIND SHIT.

WANT TO SEE IT?

YES.

OOH.

OH, THESE BOOTS
ARE BADASS!

[ CHUCKLES ]
WHOO.

OH! OH!
[ CHUCKLES ]

COMIC BOOK.

PVH ESCAPES HER EVIL DAD
IN ORDER TO RESCUE HER SISTER.

[ GASPS ] YEAH, I KNOW
ABOUT THIS. I SAW IT ONLINE.

ALL WHILE WEARING
SMALL, RED BOY SHORTS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

AND FLYING
WITH PINK WINGS.

RIDICULOUS.

AND RAD.

YOU KNOW...

...YOU REALLY DO
LOOK LIKE HER.

[ SCOFFS ]
BULLSHIT.

YOU JUST THINK
ALL WHITE PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE.

WELL...

YOU KNOW...AT THE RISK
OF GETTING DISTRACTED

FROM THE CAPITAL

THAT I'M HERE TO SURVEY
AND THEN RETRIEVE...

I'M GONNA BE RIGHT BACK.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!

I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND.

UM...

I HAVE A DISORDER.

OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

SEX ADDICTS, TWEAKERS,
ALCOHOLICS, OXY-MORONS --

IT'S ALWAYS THE DISEASE'S FAULT,
ISN'T IT?

NEVER SOMEONE
JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE!

I'M NOT -- I'M NOT TRYING
TO BE AN ASSHOLE.

I'M...

[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]

HAVE YOU SEEN "SYBIL"?

YEAH.

IT'S LIKE THAT.

YOU'RE LYING TO ME!

I'M NOT LYING.

BUCK IS A PERSONALITY --
A FAKE PERSONALITY.

AND HE --
HE TAKES ME OVER,

AND I CAN'T CONTROL
WHAT HE DOES.

[ Voice breaking ]
YOU'RE THE FAKE PERSONALITY.

[ SIGHS ]
NO, I'M -- I'M TARA.

I-I'M THE --

AND YOU BETTER
WATCH YOUR ASS.

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR ASS,
BECAUSE I'M GONNA TELL BUCK

YOU CAME OVER HERE
AND YOU DID THIS TO ME,

AND HE WILL FUCK YOU UP
FOR HURTING ME.

HE PROMISED
HE'D NEVER LET ANYONE HURT ME.

[ SNIFFLING ]

AWW, I DON'T WANT
TO HURT YOU, PAMMY.

I'M SORRY.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

[ SOBBING ]

I FUCKING
NEVER GET THE GUY.

Kate:
YOU READY FOR THIS?

PRINCESS
VALHALLA HAWKWIND.

DAMN, GIRL.
YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR.

WHOO.

WHOO.

[ SLURPS ]

HMM.

SULLY'S PHONE NUMBER'S
DISCONNECTED.

HE RIPPED YOU OFF.

HEY, RELAX, OKAY?

RECORDING SAYS
IT'S TEMPORARY.

THERE'S A RECESSION GOING ON,
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD.

MNH! DENIAL!

NO, I JUST --

I DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF
ANYMORE, OKAY?

LIFE'S TOO SHORT --
AND, THESE DAYS, TOO GOOD.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

MAX,
I NEED YOUR OPINION.

MY RING IS LOOSE.

NOW, SHOULD I WAIT
AND TELL NICK,

[ GROANS ]
OR CAN I JUST GET IT
RESIZED MYSELF?

HEY, NEIL.

[ SIGHS ]

IS THAT
AN ENGAGEMENT RING?

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

UM...

YEAH, IT IS.

MAY I SEE IT?

OH.

IT'S VERY PRETTY.

YEAH, IT'S, UM...
I GUESS IT'S --

IT'S THE -- THE CLARITY
IS A VS2, AND --

YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND,
CHARMAINE.

THE COLOR NUMBER
ISN'T REALLY ALL THAT HIGH.

SO, YOU KNOW, I GUESS
IT COULD BE A LOT PRETTIER.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

HE KNOWS
I'M WITH NICK NOW.

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM WEEKS
AGO YOU WERE GETTING MARRIED.

HE PROBABLY FEELS
LIKE YOU LIED TO HIM.

[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

SO...SHOULD I TAKE THE RING
BACK MYSELF OR NOT?

5,000 BUCKS --
HOLY CRAP.

[ INHALES ]
THIS SHIT IS BIBLICAL.

HERE.
I'LL SMOKE YOU OUT.

MM...
I'M NOT INTO WEED.

IT MAKES ME
LIKE ACTION MOVIES.

WELL,
YOU'RE NOT INTO GIRLS,

BUT YOU'RE NOT
LETTING THAT STOP YOU.

HOW IS YOUR BEARD, ANYWAY?
YOU GUYS BONING?

WAY TO GO, TRICK.
HMM.

GIVE ME THAT.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WITH ALL THAT MONEY?

I ONLY GET 5%.

OR I MIGHT
JUST RIP IT UP.

WHY?

BECAUSE I LIKE
MY NEW FRIENDS

MORE THAN I LIKE
NUMBERS ON A PIECE OF PAPER.

BUT IF YOU DON'T TURN IT IN,
WON'T YOU GET IN TROUBLE?

DUDE, TAKE ANOTHER HIT.

HETEROSEXUALITY
IS STRESSING YOU OUT.

[ EXHALES ]

CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING?

UH, WHAT DOES
"DOGS IN A BATHTUB" MEAN?

[ LAUGHS ]

I WAITED
FOR FUCKING THREE HOURS,

AND SULLY
BLEW ME OFF AGAIN.

YOU KNOW, HONEY,
WE NEED TO HAVE MORE FUN.

I FEEL LIKE THE MOST
ENTERTAINING THING WE DO

IS DOLE OUT THESE.

WHAT? WE HAVE FUN.

YEAH, WE RENOVATE
THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR,

WE MEDICATE ME,
AND SAY "I LOVE YOU" A LOT.

[ SIGHS ]

'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.

I'M SERIOUS!
LET'S DO SOMETHING!

BOWLING.

[ SCOFFS ]
I FUCKING HATE BOWLING!

OH.

YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE FUN?

JAZZERCISE?

NO!

ICE SKATING. REMEMBER?

AH.

FEEL A CHILL
IN THE AIR...

THE ZAMBONI MACHINE.

OPEN SKATE!
[ LAUGHS ]

[ SNIFFLING ]

[ LAUGHS ]
HI. HOW HIGH ARE YOU?

I'M FINE, MA'AM.
HOW HIGH ARE YOU?

[ LAUGHS ]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

Tara: COME ON OUT, YOU TWO.
WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE.

AAH!
AND BRING YOUR MITTENS.

ADVENTURE! OOH!

W-WHERE?

[ KOOL & THE GANG'S
"GET DOWN ON IT" PLAYS ]

* WHATCHA GON' DO?

* YOU WANNA GET DOWN?

* TELL ME, WHATCHA GON' DO?

* DO YOU WANNA GET DOWN?

* WHATCHA GON' DO?

* YOU WANNA GET DOWN?

* WHATCHA GON' DO?

* YOU WANNA GET DOWN?

* TELL ME

* GET DOWN ON IT

* GET DOWN ON IT

* GET DOWN ON IT

* GET DOWN ON IT

* COME ON AND

* GET DOWN ON IT

* GET DOWN ON IT

* GET DOWN ON IT

* GET DOWN ON IT

* HOW YOU GONNA DO IT IF YOU
REALLY DON'T WANT TO DANCE? *

* BY STANDING ON THE WALL

* GET YOUR BACK
UP OFF THE WALL *

* TELL ME

* HOW YOU GONNA DO IT IF YOU
REALLY DON'T WANT TO DANCE? *

* BY STANDING ON THE WALL

* GET YOUR BACK
UP OFF THE WALL *

* 'CAUSE I HEARD
ALL THE PEOPLE SAYIN' *

HELLO?

CAN YOU TURN THAT DOWN?

[ MUSIC VOLUME DECREASES ]
CAN I GET YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE?

I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS...

BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY GO
AROUND ONE TIME IN THIS LIFE,

AND...SOMETIMES IT'S "SPEAK NOW
OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE."

SO I'M GONNA SPEAK NOW,

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN HOLDING IT
ALL MY LIFE.

[ Voice breaking ]
BUCK, I LOVE YOU.

[ Sobbing ] I LOVE YOU.

I WAS UP ALL NIGHT THINKING
ABOUT YOU AND ABOUT US.

AND, FINALLY,
I JUST SAID "FUCK IT."

THESE PAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN
THE BEST ONES OF MY LIFE.

I JUST -- I LOVE YOU
FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE --

BUCK, TARA, ALL OF YOU.

[ SNIFFLES ]
AND, YOU KNOW, I'M --

I'M NOT AFRAID
OF WHATEVER DISEASE YOU GOT.

I HOPE I CATCH IT.

BUCK...

YOU MADE ME WANT
TO HAVE TO...GET THE GUY.

[ APPLAUSE ]

UM...

UH, YOU CAN GO BACK
TO YOUR SKATING,

OR COUNTERCLOCKWISE,
OR...AS YOU WERE.

[ MICROPHONE BOOMS ]

Woman: NICE SPEECH!

[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]

ALL I'VE EVER DONE
IS BE GOOD TO YOU.

THAT'S ALL I'VE EVER DONE --
JUST BE GOOD TO YOU.

* HERE AM I,
AND I'M FEELIN' FINE *

* SITTIN' UP ON MY CLOUD NINE

* I LEFT MY TROUBLES BEHIND

* LOOKS LIKE
THE SUN'S GONNA SHINE *

HOT DOG.
EVERYTHING'S GOING NORMAL.

I GUESS WE REALLY
SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.

COME ON, YOU GUYS.
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

OKAY.

DON'T.

NOW, TO ANSWER
YOUR QUESTION,

THE DOGS ARE YOUR BALLS,
AND THE BATHTUB IS...

* SITTIN' UP HERE
ON MY CLOUD NINE *

SULLY.

SULLY!

GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK.
THAT'S ALL I WANT.

PAL.
[ CHUCKLES ]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA.

RELAX, WILL YOU?

IT'S MY KID'S BIRTHDAY.

HEY, COME ON, COME ON.

DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES
IN A BUNCH, MAXIE. ALL RIGHT?

HEY, SAY HI TO TARA.

* LOOKS LIKE THE SUN'S

ASSWIPE.

* GONNA SHINE

* NOTHIN' BUT YOUR LOVE
IS ON MY MIND *

* SITTIN' UP HERE
ON MY CLOUD NINE *

* COME HOME TO ME, BABE,
YOU'LL FEEL SO FINE *

* LOVIN' IS GOOD ON CLOUD NINE

* CLOUD NINE

* CLOUD NINE

* I'M LIVIN' ON

* IT'S A LAND
OF ENCHANTMENT, TOO *

* ESPECIALLY WHEN
I CAN SHARE WITH YOU *

* QUIET PEACE

[ SOBBING ]

* IN THE AZURE BLUE

* HIGH ON MY CLOUD NINE

* COME ON, BABY,
WE'LL LEAVE IT ALL *

* WE CAN HAVE OURSELVES A BALL

* WE WON'T LET IN
NO BLUES AT ALL *

* NOT ON MY CLOUD NINE

* CLOUD NINE

* CLOUD NINE

* CLOUD NINE