Unikitty! (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Pool Duel - full transcript
-(LAUGHING)
-(COINS CLANGING)
-Freeze!
-(SHOUTS) Hi!
-Cool! It's my favorite show!
-Woohoo!
(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
We've got a situation, guys.
-The kids are running wild
in the streets!
-(GRUNTS)
The smell of barbeque
is in the air.
(SNIFFS AND EXHALES)
And it's super hot outside.
Hi, y'all.
This can only mean one thing.
ALL: It's the first day
of summer!
Which means we can finally
go in the pool!
(ALL CHEERING)
Let's fill this bad girl up!
Ready?
This planet dried out.
What? Why?
No one watered it
while they were on vacation.
(CRYING) No!
ALL: Hooray!
I am born anew.
Sorry I forgot
to water you, Cheryl.
It's cool. You're just gonna
have to live with what you did
for the rest of your life.
Uh... Oh.
-(ALL CHEERING)
-The pool is officially open!
Hey, Dr. Fox!
Check out this sweet dive!
(GRUNTING)
Pretty cool, right, Dr. Fox?
Uh, Dr... Dr. Fox?
Something going on?
No.
Come on, lil' bro! Jump in!
No, thanks. I know
a way cooler place to hang.
I'm gonna be kicking it
in the shallow end.
Oh, yeah.
Best spot in the pool.
I can't hang out here.
The shallow end is for babies.
Nah-uh. This is where
all the cool dudes hang out.
Stay fresh, little man.
(EXCLAIMING)
Uh, all right. Well, have fun
with the cool dudes.
Wait, you're gonna ditch me?
Big time.
(CRYING)
Sorry, but it's mathematically
impossible for us to have fun
in the shallow end.
You can't argue
with those numbers.
Why don't you just join us
in the deep end?
Uh, only because
it's the scariest place
in the whole wide pool!
What? No.
The deep end is awesome.
Trust me, it'll be fun!
But my feet can't touch
the bottom.
How do I know
what's down there?
What if there's a giant squid
with a bad tooth?
Little bro, you'll never have
maximum pool fun if you don't
at least try it!
You wanna have maximum
pool fun, don't you?
Pssh. You know
I'm all about max fun.
Then come on!
All right.
(ALL CHEERING AND EXCLAIMING)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Oh.
Hey, this isn't so bad.
I can still...
(SCREAMS)
I'm sorry I left you,
shallow end.
Please never get
deep and scary!
I always want my feet
to touch your bottom.
Gross.
Poor little bro.
A prisoner of his own fears.
Guys, we have to help
Puppycorn conquer his
deep end phobia
so he can have
maximum pool fun!
-Affirmative.
-You got it!
Max pool fun, here we come.
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
So, Puppycorn is scared
of the deep end, huh?
I'll make sure
it stays that way!
Ruining the first day of
summer will make those bozos
miserable all the way
until fall!
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Dude, what's going on
with your shirt?
Oh, you mean
my super yoked body?
No, that's definitely
a shirt, dude.
If by "shirt" you mean
humongous muscles?
-Dude, you do not have
humongous muscles.
-Stop! Yes, I do!
-I do! I have
a thousand muscles!
-Do you have any muscles?
It's like little bags of
butter or something.
Stop! Watch it!
I'm a beefcake.
I'll mess this place up!
(MAKES KUNG-FU NOISES)
Now, come on.
We have some pool fun to ruin.
To conquer your fear
of the deep end,
you must first conquer
your fear of the water
that fills it.
(GRUNTS)
A worthy opponent.
But our fight is not
done yet, water.
Now, show me your strength!
(INHALES SHARPLY)
Time for the water
to fight back!
(GRUNTING)
Whoa. That's a ton
of pumps, bro.
This is how beefcakes do it!
(GRUNTS) In your face, water!
Excellent, young warrior.
Soon, the water will fear you.
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMING)
I'm sorry, water!
I'll never punch you again!
(CRYING)
(GASPS)
You won the battle, water.
But you haven't won the war.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
This should help
your deep end phobia.
My high tech flotation system
will make sure you don't sink.
Okay
Whoa. Oh.
Hey! I'm doing it!
(LAUGHING)
Let's see if I can adjust
the inflation matrix
for max buoyancy.
(ALARM BLARING)
(LAUGHS)
(GRUNTS) Uh, Dr. Fox?
-Yes?
-(ALARM CONTINUES)
Uh, is this normal?
Probably!
Okay. You're the doctor.
-(POPS)
-(PUPPYCORN SCREAMING)
Ah! Puppycorn!
Try flapping your arms!
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
Uh, sis.
I don't know about this.
Have no fear, Puppycorn.
Dolphins are the gentle
helpers of the sea.
Zelda will safely show you
the wonders of the deep end.
-Giddyup!
-(DOLPHIN CLICKING)
Hey, this is kinda nice.
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
(GRUNTS)
-(DOLPHIN SCREECHES)
-(SCREAMING)
Zelda! No! Bad!
PUPPYCORN: Whoa! (YELPS)
(SCREAMING)
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
-(DOLPHIN CLICKING)
-(PUPPYCORN GROANS)
Bro! Are you okay?
(GROANS) Uh, thanks
for trying, sis.
But the deep end
is just too scary.
I guess I'll never have
maximum pool fun.
Oh, little bro.
-(MASTER FROWN
LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
-Hmm?
MASTER FROWN:
I am a genius!
Puppycorn will never go
in the deep end again.
Hey, check it out.
I got a shirt, too.
I'm ripped!
What? Mine's not a shirt.
(CHUCKLING) Okay.
Put those down.
But I gotta maintain
the gains!
The sick gains can wait,
my bro.
Puppycorn's day may be ruined,
but I still have to ruin
everyone else's
by draining the pool!
(THUNDERCLAP)
Ah-ha! Away, Brock!
Okay!
Oh, no!
-(CHEERING) Yeah!
-(LAUGHING)
Guys, guys! Master Frown!
The pool! Sick gains!
Drainage! Hot bods!
Uh, Puppycorn,
what are you talking about?
Master Frown's gonna
drain the pool!
ALL: What?
MASTER FROWN:
Look out below, losers!
-(GRUNTS)
-Cannonball!
(SCREAMING)
Unikitty,
if they drain the pool,
can't you just
cry it full again?
I can't. I'm all out of
summer time tears.
If the pool is drained,
all we'll have left to do
this summer
are sports, barbecues,
picnics, watching fireworks,
going to the movies,
riding bikes,
trying on shorts,
catching fireflies
and swimming at a different
location, the beach.
I'll never let that happen!
We got to stop Master Frown.
That means we'll need to
navigate to the plug
in the deepest,
most unknowable depths
of the deep end.
Fortunately, I've got
just the vehicle.
Has that been in there
the whole time?
All right. Let's do this!
Everyone ready?
Oh. Puppycorn?
Sorry, sis. I can't!
It's too scary!
It's cool, bro. One day,
you'll conquer your fear
of the deep.
Until then, you can be
our surface support crew.
I'll do my best, Miss Ma'am.
(SONAR BEEPING)
Dr. Fox, your summer submarine
collection is marine biology
funky fresh.
Thanks, Unikitty.
Hey, those outfits
are really cool.
Not!
Get out of here, '50s squid.
Nobody asked you!
Well, that squid really did
have a bad 'tude.
Oh, no! They're already
at the plug!
Get those pool party poopers!
Taste my watery wrath, Frown!
Activate penguin tech boards!
You're no match
for the Muscle Men!
This is what
we trained for, bro!
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
They move like lightning.
We need more firepower!
Unikitty to surface!
Deploy the guide stick
barrage!
Roger! Guide sticks incoming!
-(RUMBLING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
Ahhh! We're taking
friendly fire!
Eat light vest, cup heads!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
Hey, what are you doing
after this?
Uh, I was thinking lunch.
What sounds good?
-Poke Bowl?
-Hmm...
Uh, we always go there though.
Oh, I know a great salad bar.
You get all kinds
of different dressings...
-(CONTINUES SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)
-I think we should move.
Rick, please. We're trying
to figure out lunch.
Right, and they have
avocado for free.
It's amazing!
-(THUDDING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
DR. FOX: Our engine's
been disabled!
ALL: Oh, no!
-(ALARM BLARING)
-Unikitty to surface!
Frown took out our sub!
We need you, little bro!
But it's so dark and weird
down there!
And I can't touch the bottom!
Oh, what am I gonna do?
(GRUNTS)
Huh? Hmm. (GASPS)
Red alert! Little bro, help!
(LAUGHS)
He's too scared
to come save you!
I made sure of that!
Now, to put these muscles
to use.
Ready, beef bro?
-Beef it up!
-(BOTH GRUNT)
PUPPYCORN: Not so fast!
What the...
ALL: Puppycorn!
Gooba brubba doo, my comrades.
Hi, Puppycorn.
Oh, no! His feet!
(THUDS)
Are touching the bottom!
Give it up, Master Frown!
-The Muscle Men never give up!
-(BOTH GRUNT)
-Oh.
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(LAUGHS) Enjoy your
empty pool, losers!
-(CLOTH RIPPING)
-No, my muscles!
Oh, no! It's my winter body!
I feel so weak
and flabby. (YELPS)
-(SCREAMS)
-Bye, guys.
That's it! Someone needs
to block the drain!
(GASPS)
I got this!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(ALL CHEERING)
Puppycorn, you conquered
your fear!
Yeah! I'll never be scared.
As long as my feet
are touching a bottom.
Gross.
The important thing is,
our summer is saved!
And now we can all have
maximum pool fun!
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL GROAN)
(EXCLAIMING)
-(COINS CLANGING)
-Freeze!
-(SHOUTS) Hi!
-Cool! It's my favorite show!
-Woohoo!
(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
We've got a situation, guys.
-The kids are running wild
in the streets!
-(GRUNTS)
The smell of barbeque
is in the air.
(SNIFFS AND EXHALES)
And it's super hot outside.
Hi, y'all.
This can only mean one thing.
ALL: It's the first day
of summer!
Which means we can finally
go in the pool!
(ALL CHEERING)
Let's fill this bad girl up!
Ready?
This planet dried out.
What? Why?
No one watered it
while they were on vacation.
(CRYING) No!
ALL: Hooray!
I am born anew.
Sorry I forgot
to water you, Cheryl.
It's cool. You're just gonna
have to live with what you did
for the rest of your life.
Uh... Oh.
-(ALL CHEERING)
-The pool is officially open!
Hey, Dr. Fox!
Check out this sweet dive!
(GRUNTING)
Pretty cool, right, Dr. Fox?
Uh, Dr... Dr. Fox?
Something going on?
No.
Come on, lil' bro! Jump in!
No, thanks. I know
a way cooler place to hang.
I'm gonna be kicking it
in the shallow end.
Oh, yeah.
Best spot in the pool.
I can't hang out here.
The shallow end is for babies.
Nah-uh. This is where
all the cool dudes hang out.
Stay fresh, little man.
(EXCLAIMING)
Uh, all right. Well, have fun
with the cool dudes.
Wait, you're gonna ditch me?
Big time.
(CRYING)
Sorry, but it's mathematically
impossible for us to have fun
in the shallow end.
You can't argue
with those numbers.
Why don't you just join us
in the deep end?
Uh, only because
it's the scariest place
in the whole wide pool!
What? No.
The deep end is awesome.
Trust me, it'll be fun!
But my feet can't touch
the bottom.
How do I know
what's down there?
What if there's a giant squid
with a bad tooth?
Little bro, you'll never have
maximum pool fun if you don't
at least try it!
You wanna have maximum
pool fun, don't you?
Pssh. You know
I'm all about max fun.
Then come on!
All right.
(ALL CHEERING AND EXCLAIMING)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Oh.
Hey, this isn't so bad.
I can still...
(SCREAMS)
I'm sorry I left you,
shallow end.
Please never get
deep and scary!
I always want my feet
to touch your bottom.
Gross.
Poor little bro.
A prisoner of his own fears.
Guys, we have to help
Puppycorn conquer his
deep end phobia
so he can have
maximum pool fun!
-Affirmative.
-You got it!
Max pool fun, here we come.
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
So, Puppycorn is scared
of the deep end, huh?
I'll make sure
it stays that way!
Ruining the first day of
summer will make those bozos
miserable all the way
until fall!
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Dude, what's going on
with your shirt?
Oh, you mean
my super yoked body?
No, that's definitely
a shirt, dude.
If by "shirt" you mean
humongous muscles?
-Dude, you do not have
humongous muscles.
-Stop! Yes, I do!
-I do! I have
a thousand muscles!
-Do you have any muscles?
It's like little bags of
butter or something.
Stop! Watch it!
I'm a beefcake.
I'll mess this place up!
(MAKES KUNG-FU NOISES)
Now, come on.
We have some pool fun to ruin.
To conquer your fear
of the deep end,
you must first conquer
your fear of the water
that fills it.
(GRUNTS)
A worthy opponent.
But our fight is not
done yet, water.
Now, show me your strength!
(INHALES SHARPLY)
Time for the water
to fight back!
(GRUNTING)
Whoa. That's a ton
of pumps, bro.
This is how beefcakes do it!
(GRUNTS) In your face, water!
Excellent, young warrior.
Soon, the water will fear you.
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMING)
I'm sorry, water!
I'll never punch you again!
(CRYING)
(GASPS)
You won the battle, water.
But you haven't won the war.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
This should help
your deep end phobia.
My high tech flotation system
will make sure you don't sink.
Okay
Whoa. Oh.
Hey! I'm doing it!
(LAUGHING)
Let's see if I can adjust
the inflation matrix
for max buoyancy.
(ALARM BLARING)
(LAUGHS)
(GRUNTS) Uh, Dr. Fox?
-Yes?
-(ALARM CONTINUES)
Uh, is this normal?
Probably!
Okay. You're the doctor.
-(POPS)
-(PUPPYCORN SCREAMING)
Ah! Puppycorn!
Try flapping your arms!
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
Uh, sis.
I don't know about this.
Have no fear, Puppycorn.
Dolphins are the gentle
helpers of the sea.
Zelda will safely show you
the wonders of the deep end.
-Giddyup!
-(DOLPHIN CLICKING)
Hey, this is kinda nice.
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
(GRUNTS)
-(DOLPHIN SCREECHES)
-(SCREAMING)
Zelda! No! Bad!
PUPPYCORN: Whoa! (YELPS)
(SCREAMING)
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
-(DOLPHIN CLICKING)
-(PUPPYCORN GROANS)
Bro! Are you okay?
(GROANS) Uh, thanks
for trying, sis.
But the deep end
is just too scary.
I guess I'll never have
maximum pool fun.
Oh, little bro.
-(MASTER FROWN
LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
-Hmm?
MASTER FROWN:
I am a genius!
Puppycorn will never go
in the deep end again.
Hey, check it out.
I got a shirt, too.
I'm ripped!
What? Mine's not a shirt.
(CHUCKLING) Okay.
Put those down.
But I gotta maintain
the gains!
The sick gains can wait,
my bro.
Puppycorn's day may be ruined,
but I still have to ruin
everyone else's
by draining the pool!
(THUNDERCLAP)
Ah-ha! Away, Brock!
Okay!
Oh, no!
-(CHEERING) Yeah!
-(LAUGHING)
Guys, guys! Master Frown!
The pool! Sick gains!
Drainage! Hot bods!
Uh, Puppycorn,
what are you talking about?
Master Frown's gonna
drain the pool!
ALL: What?
MASTER FROWN:
Look out below, losers!
-(GRUNTS)
-Cannonball!
(SCREAMING)
Unikitty,
if they drain the pool,
can't you just
cry it full again?
I can't. I'm all out of
summer time tears.
If the pool is drained,
all we'll have left to do
this summer
are sports, barbecues,
picnics, watching fireworks,
going to the movies,
riding bikes,
trying on shorts,
catching fireflies
and swimming at a different
location, the beach.
I'll never let that happen!
We got to stop Master Frown.
That means we'll need to
navigate to the plug
in the deepest,
most unknowable depths
of the deep end.
Fortunately, I've got
just the vehicle.
Has that been in there
the whole time?
All right. Let's do this!
Everyone ready?
Oh. Puppycorn?
Sorry, sis. I can't!
It's too scary!
It's cool, bro. One day,
you'll conquer your fear
of the deep.
Until then, you can be
our surface support crew.
I'll do my best, Miss Ma'am.
(SONAR BEEPING)
Dr. Fox, your summer submarine
collection is marine biology
funky fresh.
Thanks, Unikitty.
Hey, those outfits
are really cool.
Not!
Get out of here, '50s squid.
Nobody asked you!
Well, that squid really did
have a bad 'tude.
Oh, no! They're already
at the plug!
Get those pool party poopers!
Taste my watery wrath, Frown!
Activate penguin tech boards!
You're no match
for the Muscle Men!
This is what
we trained for, bro!
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
They move like lightning.
We need more firepower!
Unikitty to surface!
Deploy the guide stick
barrage!
Roger! Guide sticks incoming!
-(RUMBLING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
Ahhh! We're taking
friendly fire!
Eat light vest, cup heads!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
Hey, what are you doing
after this?
Uh, I was thinking lunch.
What sounds good?
-Poke Bowl?
-Hmm...
Uh, we always go there though.
Oh, I know a great salad bar.
You get all kinds
of different dressings...
-(CONTINUES SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)
-I think we should move.
Rick, please. We're trying
to figure out lunch.
Right, and they have
avocado for free.
It's amazing!
-(THUDDING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
DR. FOX: Our engine's
been disabled!
ALL: Oh, no!
-(ALARM BLARING)
-Unikitty to surface!
Frown took out our sub!
We need you, little bro!
But it's so dark and weird
down there!
And I can't touch the bottom!
Oh, what am I gonna do?
(GRUNTS)
Huh? Hmm. (GASPS)
Red alert! Little bro, help!
(LAUGHS)
He's too scared
to come save you!
I made sure of that!
Now, to put these muscles
to use.
Ready, beef bro?
-Beef it up!
-(BOTH GRUNT)
PUPPYCORN: Not so fast!
What the...
ALL: Puppycorn!
Gooba brubba doo, my comrades.
Hi, Puppycorn.
Oh, no! His feet!
(THUDS)
Are touching the bottom!
Give it up, Master Frown!
-The Muscle Men never give up!
-(BOTH GRUNT)
-Oh.
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(LAUGHS) Enjoy your
empty pool, losers!
-(CLOTH RIPPING)
-No, my muscles!
Oh, no! It's my winter body!
I feel so weak
and flabby. (YELPS)
-(SCREAMS)
-Bye, guys.
That's it! Someone needs
to block the drain!
(GASPS)
I got this!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(ALL CHEERING)
Puppycorn, you conquered
your fear!
Yeah! I'll never be scared.
As long as my feet
are touching a bottom.
Gross.
The important thing is,
our summer is saved!
And now we can all have
maximum pool fun!
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL GROAN)
(EXCLAIMING)