Unikitty! (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 5 - Memory Amok - full transcript
When Puppycorn witnesses Unikitty do the most embarrassing thing ever, he vows he will never forget it. Desperate, Unikitty uses Dr. Fox's memory machine to erase Puppycorn's memory of the ...
junior, Fluffy senior,
-Jeff.
-Meow.
-Hi!
-Woo-hoo!
I must say,
this dinner is exquisite!
Yes, but not half
as exquisite as you.
Stop. A gentleman
does not kiss
before he dances.
Well, then, shall we dance?
Lift me!
Whee!
I can't see.
That was so embarrassing.
- Glad nobody saw that.
Whoa!
It's not what it looks like.
You certainly didn't build
the dummy to practice
romantic kissing and dancing,
should the need ever arise!
Don't tell anyone.
You tried to kiss
that watermelon,
and you pootied your tail off.
I'm never gonna forget that.
And I'm gonna
make you forget it.
Oh, man, sis,
remember when you pootied
your tail off?
Hey, what are we doing here?
Ooh, it's just
a routine checkup,
don't worry about it.
Oh, I've been wanting
to test out my memory machine
for a while now.
Thanks for
volunteering, Puppycorn.
-Volunteering?
-Yes, super nice of him
to do that.
Anyway, let's move
forward, Doc.
How does this work?
Well, first we're going to
put Puppycorn to sleep
so he won't
move around as much.
Okay, Puppycorn,
count backwards from three.
Okay. Three...
-Oh.
-This is safe, right?
Of course. Probably.
Ooh!
These are all
of Puppycorn's memories.
Aw, they're so cute!
Each one of these little guys
contains a memory
from Puppycorn's past.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
Uh, real interesting.
So, what would happen if we,
oh, I don't know,
threw all the bad, sad,
or embarrassing memories
in the garbage?
I don't know
if it's such a good idea
to take all
the bad memories out.
--Are you sure?
Oh, no! Oh, no, no!
What do I do? What do I do?
-Oh, my!
-Intruder detected.
And this super-safe untested
healing ointment...
- Tentacle!
-Uh-oh. You did your best.
...filled and brought him
to life!
--I can't breathe in space!
Bombardment by
cosmic radiation.
--No, no, no, no!
-A black doughnut hole.
-Uh, what's this for again?
You know what,
on second thought,
let's take them all out.
I have a perfect place
to store them.
Ooh, what's this?
A super-scientific
specimen container?
Yes. Also known
as a trashcan. Boop!
- Hey, what are you...
Oh, hey, guys.
What's wrong
with Puppycorn?
We're just looking through
some of Puppycorn's memories.
This is freaking me out.
Yeah, we all seem
to freak out a lot.
- Shrinking?
- A ghost!
--I'm corn!
Yes, there is a lot of
screaming around here.
Actually, it's mostly
from you, Rick.
-I don't like that.
-Ooh, ooh, do some of me!
Oh, here we go.
Oh, yeah, get ready
for awesomeness.
The training is getting
a bit too intense.
I've been such a silly billy.
Curse these floppy noodles!
- Ready. Let someone
else go.
Huh? You're not Pet Pet.
Nobody look at me.
What? Why are those in there?
I want to see cool memories.
Well, lucky for you,
we're throwing out
-all the bad ones.
-Good.
I think it's better
if Puppycorn remembers me
for the radical action hero
I really am.
Oh, what was that last one?
Nothing. Bad memory.
Pretend you didn't
see that one.
Look, I found one of me.
Oh, I guess,
that was actually an eraser.
Keep fowarding.
We have to take
all the bad ones out.
Especially one memory
in particular.
-What was that?
-Nothing. Wow, sure are
a lot of explosions in here.
Definitely keep
those in there.
Look, I found a bunch
of the citizens.
-Oh, my!
-Ahh!
- Oh, dear.
--Oh!
- It's not working.
Oh, no!
Yeah, let's leave those out.
Why does anyone live here?
I found some dancing.
--Yeah!
Yay!
Very bad memories,
far too loud.
-No, Rick,
those are good memories.
-How about these?
I'm sorry.
I belong in the trash!
--Don't be sad.
Oh, no!
It's not tears,
it's eye sweat.
You're a mindless
feel-good story.
Hey.
What?
I don't cry that much.
It's okay, big guy,
look at these happy memories.
- Oh.
-There you go.
We sure
laugh a lot.
We sure do!
Did you find any, UniKitty?
Mmm, not exactly
what I was looking for,
but I found a bunch of me
and Puppycorn.
Happy birthday, little bro!
♪ Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro
♪ Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro
♪ Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,
lil' bro
♪ Bro, bro, bro, bro
Brother, Brother
♪ Bro, bro, bro,
Brother, Brother
♪ Bro, bro, bro
Ooh, Puppycorn!
Good job, little bro.
Funky.
And a bunch of
these little cuties.
Aw! What you talking about
in here?
Anything. So cute!
We love you forever.
This tastes like
a tummy dream
and feels like a hug!
You should be
bursting with happiness
all the time!
Aw! How cute!
Aw, I'm so cute.
I wonder what this one is?
Why do you hate friendship?
Not my proudest moment,
but it doesn't happen
all the time.
What about these?
Okay, okay! Heh.
A lot of bad memories.
A lot of bad memories
of all kinds of stuff,
all different people.
-Okay, what else we have?
-These ones?
Those are bad memories.
Let's see. Hmm.
Where is that
embarrassing one?
Ooh, there,
I finally found one of me.
So, Puppycorn,
as I was saying,
the most important part
about starting
a diverse investment portfolio
is to structure
your stock purchases
-around low-rate,
high-yield offering...
-Oh, hi.
Hi.-
- Ta-da!
Those are like the Wild West,
if you know what I mean.
- Sorry for the...
Wait, start from
the beginning,
-I wasn't listening.
-Uh...
Uh...
I feel like Puppycorn
doesn't remember any
good times with me.
-What about these?
-No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
Uh, this one looks like
a ton of fun, Rick.
Ugh, I give up.
- Let's see what else
is in there.
You pootied your tail off?
Oh, finally,
there you are. Got ya.
Yeah, well, I'm, uh,
looking around in here,
and it looks like
that's all the bad ones.
Only good memories left
in my little bro's head.
Good job, guys.
-Phew!
-Excellent.
Great, let's close him up.
And he should wake up
any moment now.
Little bro, hello?
Dr. Fox, is he okay?
Let me see.
Danger.
Oh, no, Puppycorn
is experiencing
a rare condition
called "poo-poo brain."
English, Doc, we're not all
geniuses like you.
Sorry.
Puppycorn's brain is busted!
It seems like
his brain won't work
without the good
and the bad memories.
--This is all my fault.
I should never have tried
to take the bad memories out
in the first place.
Let's get all these
back in there.
The good and bad memories.
-Even this one.
-What's that one?
Take it away,
little memory.
Shall we dance?
♪Tra, la, la...
Lift me.
Whee!
Ha, ha, I know, I know,
it's so embarrassing,
but it's all worth it
to get my little brother back.
Tailpoot.
Oh, man, sis,
that was so crazy.
Little bro, you're back.
Oh, man, you were like...
Ah, so good.
That was very amusing.
Using a homemade dummy
to practice kissing?
Who even does that?
- Ha! Definitely not me.
You know, on second thought...
-Jeff.
-Meow.
-Hi!
-Woo-hoo!
I must say,
this dinner is exquisite!
Yes, but not half
as exquisite as you.
Stop. A gentleman
does not kiss
before he dances.
Well, then, shall we dance?
Lift me!
Whee!
I can't see.
That was so embarrassing.
- Glad nobody saw that.
Whoa!
It's not what it looks like.
You certainly didn't build
the dummy to practice
romantic kissing and dancing,
should the need ever arise!
Don't tell anyone.
You tried to kiss
that watermelon,
and you pootied your tail off.
I'm never gonna forget that.
And I'm gonna
make you forget it.
Oh, man, sis,
remember when you pootied
your tail off?
Hey, what are we doing here?
Ooh, it's just
a routine checkup,
don't worry about it.
Oh, I've been wanting
to test out my memory machine
for a while now.
Thanks for
volunteering, Puppycorn.
-Volunteering?
-Yes, super nice of him
to do that.
Anyway, let's move
forward, Doc.
How does this work?
Well, first we're going to
put Puppycorn to sleep
so he won't
move around as much.
Okay, Puppycorn,
count backwards from three.
Okay. Three...
-Oh.
-This is safe, right?
Of course. Probably.
Ooh!
These are all
of Puppycorn's memories.
Aw, they're so cute!
Each one of these little guys
contains a memory
from Puppycorn's past.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
Uh, real interesting.
So, what would happen if we,
oh, I don't know,
threw all the bad, sad,
or embarrassing memories
in the garbage?
I don't know
if it's such a good idea
to take all
the bad memories out.
--Are you sure?
Oh, no! Oh, no, no!
What do I do? What do I do?
-Oh, my!
-Intruder detected.
And this super-safe untested
healing ointment...
- Tentacle!
-Uh-oh. You did your best.
...filled and brought him
to life!
--I can't breathe in space!
Bombardment by
cosmic radiation.
--No, no, no, no!
-A black doughnut hole.
-Uh, what's this for again?
You know what,
on second thought,
let's take them all out.
I have a perfect place
to store them.
Ooh, what's this?
A super-scientific
specimen container?
Yes. Also known
as a trashcan. Boop!
- Hey, what are you...
Oh, hey, guys.
What's wrong
with Puppycorn?
We're just looking through
some of Puppycorn's memories.
This is freaking me out.
Yeah, we all seem
to freak out a lot.
- Shrinking?
- A ghost!
--I'm corn!
Yes, there is a lot of
screaming around here.
Actually, it's mostly
from you, Rick.
-I don't like that.
-Ooh, ooh, do some of me!
Oh, here we go.
Oh, yeah, get ready
for awesomeness.
The training is getting
a bit too intense.
I've been such a silly billy.
Curse these floppy noodles!
- Ready. Let someone
else go.
Huh? You're not Pet Pet.
Nobody look at me.
What? Why are those in there?
I want to see cool memories.
Well, lucky for you,
we're throwing out
-all the bad ones.
-Good.
I think it's better
if Puppycorn remembers me
for the radical action hero
I really am.
Oh, what was that last one?
Nothing. Bad memory.
Pretend you didn't
see that one.
Look, I found one of me.
Oh, I guess,
that was actually an eraser.
Keep fowarding.
We have to take
all the bad ones out.
Especially one memory
in particular.
-What was that?
-Nothing. Wow, sure are
a lot of explosions in here.
Definitely keep
those in there.
Look, I found a bunch
of the citizens.
-Oh, my!
-Ahh!
- Oh, dear.
--Oh!
- It's not working.
Oh, no!
Yeah, let's leave those out.
Why does anyone live here?
I found some dancing.
--Yeah!
Yay!
Very bad memories,
far too loud.
-No, Rick,
those are good memories.
-How about these?
I'm sorry.
I belong in the trash!
--Don't be sad.
Oh, no!
It's not tears,
it's eye sweat.
You're a mindless
feel-good story.
Hey.
What?
I don't cry that much.
It's okay, big guy,
look at these happy memories.
- Oh.
-There you go.
We sure
laugh a lot.
We sure do!
Did you find any, UniKitty?
Mmm, not exactly
what I was looking for,
but I found a bunch of me
and Puppycorn.
Happy birthday, little bro!
♪ Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro
♪ Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro
♪ Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,
lil' bro
♪ Bro, bro, bro, bro
Brother, Brother
♪ Bro, bro, bro,
Brother, Brother
♪ Bro, bro, bro
Ooh, Puppycorn!
Good job, little bro.
Funky.
And a bunch of
these little cuties.
Aw! What you talking about
in here?
Anything. So cute!
We love you forever.
This tastes like
a tummy dream
and feels like a hug!
You should be
bursting with happiness
all the time!
Aw! How cute!
Aw, I'm so cute.
I wonder what this one is?
Why do you hate friendship?
Not my proudest moment,
but it doesn't happen
all the time.
What about these?
Okay, okay! Heh.
A lot of bad memories.
A lot of bad memories
of all kinds of stuff,
all different people.
-Okay, what else we have?
-These ones?
Those are bad memories.
Let's see. Hmm.
Where is that
embarrassing one?
Ooh, there,
I finally found one of me.
So, Puppycorn,
as I was saying,
the most important part
about starting
a diverse investment portfolio
is to structure
your stock purchases
-around low-rate,
high-yield offering...
-Oh, hi.
Hi.-
- Ta-da!
Those are like the Wild West,
if you know what I mean.
- Sorry for the...
Wait, start from
the beginning,
-I wasn't listening.
-Uh...
Uh...
I feel like Puppycorn
doesn't remember any
good times with me.
-What about these?
-No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
Uh, this one looks like
a ton of fun, Rick.
Ugh, I give up.
- Let's see what else
is in there.
You pootied your tail off?
Oh, finally,
there you are. Got ya.
Yeah, well, I'm, uh,
looking around in here,
and it looks like
that's all the bad ones.
Only good memories left
in my little bro's head.
Good job, guys.
-Phew!
-Excellent.
Great, let's close him up.
And he should wake up
any moment now.
Little bro, hello?
Dr. Fox, is he okay?
Let me see.
Danger.
Oh, no, Puppycorn
is experiencing
a rare condition
called "poo-poo brain."
English, Doc, we're not all
geniuses like you.
Sorry.
Puppycorn's brain is busted!
It seems like
his brain won't work
without the good
and the bad memories.
--This is all my fault.
I should never have tried
to take the bad memories out
in the first place.
Let's get all these
back in there.
The good and bad memories.
-Even this one.
-What's that one?
Take it away,
little memory.
Shall we dance?
♪Tra, la, la...
Lift me.
Whee!
Ha, ha, I know, I know,
it's so embarrassing,
but it's all worth it
to get my little brother back.
Tailpoot.
Oh, man, sis,
that was so crazy.
Little bro, you're back.
Oh, man, you were like...
Ah, so good.
That was very amusing.
Using a homemade dummy
to practice kissing?
Who even does that?
- Ha! Definitely not me.
You know, on second thought...