Unikitty! (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 41 - Roadtrip Ruckus - full transcript
Richard decides to take Unikitty and the gang for a pleasant and relaxing 10 hour road trip.
junior, Fluffy senior,
-Jeff.
-Meow.
-Hi!
-Woo-hoo!
(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
the big surprise is, Richard.
Yeah, me too,
I'm so excited.
Okay, you can take off
your blindfolds now.
(ALL GASP)
CHOIR: ♪ Hallelujah ♪
ALL: Whoa,
you bought us a van?
No, we've had
this van for years.
You bought this van
years ago and never told us?
-That's weird, Rick.
-I haven't been hiding the van
from you. Look,
here's pictures of you all
standing by it, remember?
You took pictures
of us in secret?
That's weird, Rick.
It wasn't secret,
you're all looking
at the camera.
Let's just focus
on my big surprise.
(INHALES)
I'm taking you all
on a road trip.
(ALL CHEERING)
Where are we going?
No destination,
just ten hours
of sight seeing
in the car together.
ALL: Ten hours?
I thought a road trip
would be a pleasant way
for us to spend time
together and bond.
But studies have shown that
any more than two hours
in a car can lead
to road rage.
-(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-Grrr.
That can't be right,
driving is so relaxing,
but if you don't
wanna go...
-Okay, later, see ya.
-Wait!
We can't bail on Rick
and his bonding time.
Look how sad
we're making him.
Just look at his sad face.
Please, stop.
Bonding is good
for platoon morale, I'm in.
-BOTH: Us too.
-Hooray!
Just one more thing,
I call shotgun.
PUPPYCORN: Wait for me.
(SIGHS)
(CACKLES) Being shotgun
is so fun.
I'm so excited for all
the sights we're gonna see.
You're the best, Richard.
(WHISPERS)
I love you so much.
-(GIGGLES)
-It's time for someone else
to ride shotgun.
This new engine is going
to make the van super fast
and super efficient.
I call it the Hyperspeed
Go-Fast-Box.
Still working on the name.
Whoa! Uh...
Hmm.
Are your hands at ten and two?
What gear are you in?
Are your mirrors
in the correct position?
Better check
the driver's manual.
Oh, no, I'm getting car sick.
(VOMITS)
We're not even moving.
(LAUGHING)
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(LAUGHING)
No.
Princess UniKitty,
I know it's you.
(IN FAKE VOICE)
Who's UniKitty?
I'm a business guy.
How's the stock market doing?
(SIGHS) Let's get a move on.
(CAR STARTING)
Are we there yet?
In a way, yes,
get ready to be wowed.
Here's out first sight-seeing
attraction,
it's the world's
oldest tree.
My grandkids
don't visit me anymore.
I guess that's cool.
OLD TREE: Nobody dresses up
to go to the airport.
Oh, and coming up next
is the smallest bush
in Unikingdom.
-UNIKITTY: I don't see anything.
-RICHARD: Exactly.
(ALL GROANING)
Peek-a-boo.
Any good road trip
deserves some good road music.
(ALL CHEERING)
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
This music is boring!
This is putting
my brain to sleep.
(SNORING)
We've got an emergency
here, people.
We need more
exciting music, stat!
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Careful, you'll
hurt your necks.
-Nuh-uh.
-(MUSIC PAUSES)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
Come on, Rick,
get in there.
Uh, I can't see.
Oh, sorry.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(SCREAMS)
(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Yeah, now that was cool.
Nothing cool about breaking
the rules of the road.
That truck driver
needs to pay, big time.
Please don't escalate this.
I'm gonna say something
harsh like,
"Hey, buddy, learn
how to drive."
That fool will think twice
about cutting people off
after this. Hey, you!
No, Hawkodile,
it's not worth it.
Don't give in to the dangers
of road rage.
Calm down now.
That's it, buddy, breathe.
Going to my happy place.
I think the truck's angry.
We'd better go another way.
(TRUCK HORN TOOTING)
Oh, huzzah,
another sight to see.
It's the famous singing rocks.
(ALL YELPING)
-(GASPING)
-(YELPING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Uh, that doesn't
really sound like singing to me.
-They seem scared.
-(GROANS)
I got road snacks.
Please, be careful
with your crumbs,
I just vacuumed.
(LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY)
Sorry, Rick, I'll clean up.
Everything's fine,
just having
a relaxing road trip
nothing is going
to spoil my cool.
-(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(SCREAMS)
The scary truck's back.
Scoot over, Rick, this chase
requires a stunt driver.
-Hey, what are you doing?
-Turn left.
(ALL SCREAMING)
-HAWKODILE: Turn right.
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(THUDDING)
Can't shake him,
time for plan R.
-What's the "R" for?
-Ramp!
(ALL SCREAMING)
-Uh, Rick.
-(ROCK SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(YELPS) Ooh.
ALL: Phew.
PUPPYCORN: Are we there yet?
ALL: Phew.
Yeah, okay, I'll get
to work fixing the van.
All right, everybody,
I'm gonna grab
some more road snacks.
-Snacks, snacks, snacks.
-Let's just get the van fixed
and we can finally have
the calm, pleasant road trip
bonding experience
I was hoping for.
Not to worry, Rick,
I'll have the van
road ready soon.
Snacks, snacks, snacks.
-Are you sure that's safe?
-No.
I'll get to work puffing up
the tires.
Look at these treads,
you look like a race car tire.
Thank you.
Hey, tire, you're looking great,
have you been working out?
I have.
Fixed the van, top speed
is a bazillion miles an hour.
That's way too fast,
but, whatever, that's fine,
-let's just keep moving.
-HAWKODILE: Wait.
I gotta use
the little bodyguard's room.
(GRUNTING)
What are you doing?
Getting ready for battle.
Public restrooms
are a hot zone
for germs and filth.
Can't you just go
to the bathroom
like a normal individual?
Never!
Bring it, toilet.
-(THUDDING)
-(SCREAMING)
(TOILET FLUSHING)
Bodyguard business complete.
Let's hit the road.
Yes, please, hopefully
we're done with surprises.
Surprise, I told
this nice traveler that
we'd give him a ride.
(CHITTERING)
(SCREAMS) I don't know
if we have room
for this gentleman
in our van.
Ah, come on,
it's another friend
to bond with on our road trip.
(SIGHS)
You were right, Richard,
this road trip is relaxing.
It's like a mobile
cuddle party, right, guys?
(SCREAMING)
Maybe, it's a little tight
back here.
Don't forget to buckle up,
new friend.
(CAR STARTING)
Okay, we're going,
we're gonna have a good time,
this is fun,
this is relaxing.
Oh, it's Mr. Corn Friend,
my favorite attraction
of the trip.
Everybody loves him.
-Yeah, Mr. Corn Friend
is pretty.
-He's great, Richard.
I wanna be his friend.
(CROWS CAWING)
ALL: Mr. Corn Friend, no!
(SOBBING) He was so young
and beautiful.
-(SOBBING)
-Don't worry, Rick,
I'm sure nothing else
will ruin our road trip.
(YELPS)
Oh, no,
we popped a tire
-(GROANS)
-I have to go to the bathroom.
We were just at a bathroom.
But I didn't have to go then.
-(THUDS)
-(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
The evil truck is back.
(THUDDING)
That's it, no more
evil trucks,
no more
mystery travelers
and loud music.
All I wanted was
to show you how fun
a road trip together could be,
but I guess I was wrong.
I'm going to tell that truck
to learn how to drive.
No, it's not worth it.
Remember the road rage.
Don't give in,
it's too dangerous
to road rage
at a truck.
Calm thoughts, buddy,
calm thoughts.
No, I'm catching up
to that truck.
I'm activating the
Hyperspeed Go-Fast-Box
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
What?
(SCREAMS) Mystery friend.
No!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
What are these?
What are these?
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
Ugh, what the...
(ALL SCREAMING)
Hey, this is actually
kind of nice.
(SCREAMING)
HAWKODILE: Daddy?
(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
-ALL: Evil truck.
-Hey, buddy,
just who do you think
you are?
You've been
chasing us for miles,
and we're sick of it.
Right, guys?
Seriously?
None of you are
gonna back me up?
-You've got this, Rick.
-You tell him, big guy.
Evil truck,
leave my friends alone.
Thank goodness, I finally
caught you guys.
ALL: Really Old Edith!
I wanted to apologize
for cutting you off earlier,
so I'm sorry
for cutting you off earlier.
So you've stalked
and terrified us for miles
-just to say, "Sorry"?
-Of course.
That's so nice.
Oh, Esteban,
I haven't seen you
since medical school.
-Need a ride?
-(SNARLING)
Wait, can you give us
a ride too?
Sorry, I only have a seat
for Esteban,
and the back is full
of sauerkraut.
Mmm, you want some?
Uh, no thank you.
Suit yourself,
bye-bye, now.
I'm sorry.
I was really hoping
to show you guys
a good time on
this road trip
but I messed it all up.
No way, Richard,
this road trip was amazing.
We went on
exciting adventures,
made new friends,
and flew through
time and space together.
-(EXCLAIMS) So cool.
-ALL: Yeah!
Thanks for this awesome trip.
-I'm glad you enjoyed it.
-ALL: Yeah!
So, how are we getting home?
Well, since the van blew up,
we'll have to walk back I guess.
Come alo
Are we there yet?
-Jeff.
-Meow.
-Hi!
-Woo-hoo!
(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
the big surprise is, Richard.
Yeah, me too,
I'm so excited.
Okay, you can take off
your blindfolds now.
(ALL GASP)
CHOIR: ♪ Hallelujah ♪
ALL: Whoa,
you bought us a van?
No, we've had
this van for years.
You bought this van
years ago and never told us?
-That's weird, Rick.
-I haven't been hiding the van
from you. Look,
here's pictures of you all
standing by it, remember?
You took pictures
of us in secret?
That's weird, Rick.
It wasn't secret,
you're all looking
at the camera.
Let's just focus
on my big surprise.
(INHALES)
I'm taking you all
on a road trip.
(ALL CHEERING)
Where are we going?
No destination,
just ten hours
of sight seeing
in the car together.
ALL: Ten hours?
I thought a road trip
would be a pleasant way
for us to spend time
together and bond.
But studies have shown that
any more than two hours
in a car can lead
to road rage.
-(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-Grrr.
That can't be right,
driving is so relaxing,
but if you don't
wanna go...
-Okay, later, see ya.
-Wait!
We can't bail on Rick
and his bonding time.
Look how sad
we're making him.
Just look at his sad face.
Please, stop.
Bonding is good
for platoon morale, I'm in.
-BOTH: Us too.
-Hooray!
Just one more thing,
I call shotgun.
PUPPYCORN: Wait for me.
(SIGHS)
(CACKLES) Being shotgun
is so fun.
I'm so excited for all
the sights we're gonna see.
You're the best, Richard.
(WHISPERS)
I love you so much.
-(GIGGLES)
-It's time for someone else
to ride shotgun.
This new engine is going
to make the van super fast
and super efficient.
I call it the Hyperspeed
Go-Fast-Box.
Still working on the name.
Whoa! Uh...
Hmm.
Are your hands at ten and two?
What gear are you in?
Are your mirrors
in the correct position?
Better check
the driver's manual.
Oh, no, I'm getting car sick.
(VOMITS)
We're not even moving.
(LAUGHING)
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(LAUGHING)
No.
Princess UniKitty,
I know it's you.
(IN FAKE VOICE)
Who's UniKitty?
I'm a business guy.
How's the stock market doing?
(SIGHS) Let's get a move on.
(CAR STARTING)
Are we there yet?
In a way, yes,
get ready to be wowed.
Here's out first sight-seeing
attraction,
it's the world's
oldest tree.
My grandkids
don't visit me anymore.
I guess that's cool.
OLD TREE: Nobody dresses up
to go to the airport.
Oh, and coming up next
is the smallest bush
in Unikingdom.
-UNIKITTY: I don't see anything.
-RICHARD: Exactly.
(ALL GROANING)
Peek-a-boo.
Any good road trip
deserves some good road music.
(ALL CHEERING)
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
This music is boring!
This is putting
my brain to sleep.
(SNORING)
We've got an emergency
here, people.
We need more
exciting music, stat!
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Careful, you'll
hurt your necks.
-Nuh-uh.
-(MUSIC PAUSES)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
Come on, Rick,
get in there.
Uh, I can't see.
Oh, sorry.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(SCREAMS)
(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Yeah, now that was cool.
Nothing cool about breaking
the rules of the road.
That truck driver
needs to pay, big time.
Please don't escalate this.
I'm gonna say something
harsh like,
"Hey, buddy, learn
how to drive."
That fool will think twice
about cutting people off
after this. Hey, you!
No, Hawkodile,
it's not worth it.
Don't give in to the dangers
of road rage.
Calm down now.
That's it, buddy, breathe.
Going to my happy place.
I think the truck's angry.
We'd better go another way.
(TRUCK HORN TOOTING)
Oh, huzzah,
another sight to see.
It's the famous singing rocks.
(ALL YELPING)
-(GASPING)
-(YELPING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Uh, that doesn't
really sound like singing to me.
-They seem scared.
-(GROANS)
I got road snacks.
Please, be careful
with your crumbs,
I just vacuumed.
(LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY)
Sorry, Rick, I'll clean up.
Everything's fine,
just having
a relaxing road trip
nothing is going
to spoil my cool.
-(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(SCREAMS)
The scary truck's back.
Scoot over, Rick, this chase
requires a stunt driver.
-Hey, what are you doing?
-Turn left.
(ALL SCREAMING)
-HAWKODILE: Turn right.
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(THUDDING)
Can't shake him,
time for plan R.
-What's the "R" for?
-Ramp!
(ALL SCREAMING)
-Uh, Rick.
-(ROCK SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(YELPS) Ooh.
ALL: Phew.
PUPPYCORN: Are we there yet?
ALL: Phew.
Yeah, okay, I'll get
to work fixing the van.
All right, everybody,
I'm gonna grab
some more road snacks.
-Snacks, snacks, snacks.
-Let's just get the van fixed
and we can finally have
the calm, pleasant road trip
bonding experience
I was hoping for.
Not to worry, Rick,
I'll have the van
road ready soon.
Snacks, snacks, snacks.
-Are you sure that's safe?
-No.
I'll get to work puffing up
the tires.
Look at these treads,
you look like a race car tire.
Thank you.
Hey, tire, you're looking great,
have you been working out?
I have.
Fixed the van, top speed
is a bazillion miles an hour.
That's way too fast,
but, whatever, that's fine,
-let's just keep moving.
-HAWKODILE: Wait.
I gotta use
the little bodyguard's room.
(GRUNTING)
What are you doing?
Getting ready for battle.
Public restrooms
are a hot zone
for germs and filth.
Can't you just go
to the bathroom
like a normal individual?
Never!
Bring it, toilet.
-(THUDDING)
-(SCREAMING)
(TOILET FLUSHING)
Bodyguard business complete.
Let's hit the road.
Yes, please, hopefully
we're done with surprises.
Surprise, I told
this nice traveler that
we'd give him a ride.
(CHITTERING)
(SCREAMS) I don't know
if we have room
for this gentleman
in our van.
Ah, come on,
it's another friend
to bond with on our road trip.
(SIGHS)
You were right, Richard,
this road trip is relaxing.
It's like a mobile
cuddle party, right, guys?
(SCREAMING)
Maybe, it's a little tight
back here.
Don't forget to buckle up,
new friend.
(CAR STARTING)
Okay, we're going,
we're gonna have a good time,
this is fun,
this is relaxing.
Oh, it's Mr. Corn Friend,
my favorite attraction
of the trip.
Everybody loves him.
-Yeah, Mr. Corn Friend
is pretty.
-He's great, Richard.
I wanna be his friend.
(CROWS CAWING)
ALL: Mr. Corn Friend, no!
(SOBBING) He was so young
and beautiful.
-(SOBBING)
-Don't worry, Rick,
I'm sure nothing else
will ruin our road trip.
(YELPS)
Oh, no,
we popped a tire
-(GROANS)
-I have to go to the bathroom.
We were just at a bathroom.
But I didn't have to go then.
-(THUDS)
-(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
The evil truck is back.
(THUDDING)
That's it, no more
evil trucks,
no more
mystery travelers
and loud music.
All I wanted was
to show you how fun
a road trip together could be,
but I guess I was wrong.
I'm going to tell that truck
to learn how to drive.
No, it's not worth it.
Remember the road rage.
Don't give in,
it's too dangerous
to road rage
at a truck.
Calm thoughts, buddy,
calm thoughts.
No, I'm catching up
to that truck.
I'm activating the
Hyperspeed Go-Fast-Box
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
What?
(SCREAMS) Mystery friend.
No!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
What are these?
What are these?
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
Ugh, what the...
(ALL SCREAMING)
Hey, this is actually
kind of nice.
(SCREAMING)
HAWKODILE: Daddy?
(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
-ALL: Evil truck.
-Hey, buddy,
just who do you think
you are?
You've been
chasing us for miles,
and we're sick of it.
Right, guys?
Seriously?
None of you are
gonna back me up?
-You've got this, Rick.
-You tell him, big guy.
Evil truck,
leave my friends alone.
Thank goodness, I finally
caught you guys.
ALL: Really Old Edith!
I wanted to apologize
for cutting you off earlier,
so I'm sorry
for cutting you off earlier.
So you've stalked
and terrified us for miles
-just to say, "Sorry"?
-Of course.
That's so nice.
Oh, Esteban,
I haven't seen you
since medical school.
-Need a ride?
-(SNARLING)
Wait, can you give us
a ride too?
Sorry, I only have a seat
for Esteban,
and the back is full
of sauerkraut.
Mmm, you want some?
Uh, no thank you.
Suit yourself,
bye-bye, now.
I'm sorry.
I was really hoping
to show you guys
a good time on
this road trip
but I messed it all up.
No way, Richard,
this road trip was amazing.
We went on
exciting adventures,
made new friends,
and flew through
time and space together.
-(EXCLAIMS) So cool.
-ALL: Yeah!
Thanks for this awesome trip.
-I'm glad you enjoyed it.
-ALL: Yeah!
So, how are we getting home?
Well, since the van blew up,
we'll have to walk back I guess.
Come alo
Are we there yet?