Udan Patolas (2022–…): Season 2, Episode 4 - Pounce ya Bounce - full transcript

Will you agree,
if I ask you for something?

What?

I mean, show me some aggression.

What do you mean?

I'm sure, behind this classy Noor,
there is a cheap Noor hidden away.

Please. Yuck!

Hey!

Why are you behaving
like a coward?

Hmm...Now, I get it.

No. I won't give in.

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I think it's a blessing
in disguise.

Listen. You should
jump at this opportunity.

This gives you an excuse to turn
from Noor to Noorpreet.

And he won't even know
how desperate you actually are.

If Noorpreet shows her
real desperation...

...poor Arjun will land up
at the hospital.

Shut up, guys!

I don't need your advice.

I have to deal with
one more problem now.

Really, Noorpreet! With you,
everyday there's a new problem.

Really.

Okay.
If you don't want our advice...

...why don't you ask
your therapist? What say?

Great idea. She is the best
therapist in South Bombay.



Best?
She is insane, Amrinder.

Her brain is full of shit!

I say one word and she
writes hundreds in her diary.

I'm sure during exams,

her teacher must have snatched
her answer sheet away.

She's been writing ever since.

Hey... Stop it...

Waiter, take her black coffee away.

And then she says,
"Oopsie daisy. Time's up".

"Five thousand rupees."

Bloody beggar!

Well, Noorpreet...

...at the therapist's, are you Noor
or Noorpreet?

Have you gone mad?
Noor, of course.

She doesn't know about Noorpreet.

No. No.

- Babe, are you serious?
- What?

We act in our professional
and social lives.

How can we lie to our therapist?

If you don't reveal yourself,
how will she help you?

'Absolutely.
What's the point?'

She needs to know the real you.

You pay her Rs. 5000
for half an hour.

At least get your money's worth.

That's what he actually said?

What did you do then, Noor?

This is like a crime investigation.
Witch!

What did you do, Noor?

At first, I refused.
But next time...

...I was like, "Okay.
Let's just give it a try".

"What's the problem?"

Okay, Noor.
This is what I actually think.

You are suffering
from mental trauma right now.

And Arjun's personality is way
different from yours.

- I think you should break up.
- Break up?

- So, I think you...
- Oopsie daisy.

Sorry, Noor. Time's up.

But, ma'am, please tell me.
What do I do?

Help me, please.

If you can't break up,
at least set the rules.

Tell Arjun that you aren't
interested in all this.

You are not
a middle-class low life.

'I know you, Noor.'

That will be Rs. 6000.

Six thousand?

- But it was five...
- The rates have been revised.

Okay.

Sachin!

Hi, Sachin.

- I'm so sorry I'm late.
- What... What are you doing?

Keep your bag down.

Sorry, actually...

What's wrong with you?

Nothing. What's wrong?

Are you alright?

Yes, I'm alright.
I'm fine. I'm fine.

Then why are you suddenly
behaving so cold...

Puneet, this is how I am normally.

'This is very normal me.'

Come...
Puneet, come on.

What happened?
Huh?

I've told you so many times
that I'm not expressive like you.

'That's it.'

And in a relationship,
is it necessary to be so clingy?

Puneet.
Puneet, come on.

Listen.
Listen to me.

Listen to me.

All I'm saying is, I'm not used
to this typical relationship thing.

I just need some space.

Amrinder.

What happened, Punni?
Are you okay?

Why did you send an SOS?

Amrinder, there's a huge problem.

I can see that.

Your earrings are totally off.

Not the earrings.

The danger word has been used.

Sorry... Puneet,
which word was it?

Space.

- Space?
- Space...

But it's not been even a month
for you guys.

Hmmm.

Tell me the truth, Punni.
Did you do something?

I didn't do anything.
I swear.

I didn't do anything.
I didn't even use his toothbrush.

Really!?

What an insensitive b*****d!

What do I do, Amrinder?
Please help me.

Give me a suggestion.

What does he think of himself?

He wants space?
Does he think he is an astronaut?

Don't you worry, Punni.
I have a plan.

Space virus.

Space virus,
page number 175.

Space virus.

Space virus?
Explain, please.

I won't explain, Punni.
I'll show it to you.

Zoravar, get the car.

Amrinder, why are we here?

You have to turn
into a virus, Punni.

Huh? I won't be a virus!

I mean you need to
spread and grow like a virus.

- Got it?
- How's that?

That is why we are here.

You need to mark your territory.

Take your clothes,
and spread them all over his place.

'Your stuff should be
in every corner of his house.'

'When you leave, he will see
your things and miss you.'

Your stuff, your smell,
your clothes.

And specially these phis-phis.

When I leave..?

Why will I leave?

You will leave, Punni.

'First,
you'll leave a breakup note.'

'And then you will bounce.'

What's this phis-phis?

This phis-phis is the kind of magic
by which...

...'space' bars from all types
of keyboards can go missing.

'You will fill this
with your perfume. Chanel.'

'This is the masterstroke.'

'Lovelle...'

Come... Come on.
Good... I found you.

You leave, go on.
It's done...

What happened, sir?

I have some very
important work for you.

I.. I have a client...
Big guy, you know. Big guy for us.

- Very important. Great guy.
- Okay.

He is landing from the US just now.

You know,
and I can't go to the airport.

And I thought of you..
if you could, you know...

- Why me, sir?
- What do you mean, why?

Don't ask such obvious questions.

Who's more reliable,
approachable and dependable...

...than you in our company?
Is there anyone?

Don't worry, sir.
I'll pick him up from the airport.

- Are you sure?
- 100 percent.

I know...
You are...

- The best, sir.
- The best.

- I know. Right.
- Okay.

- Go... Get going.
- Okay, sir.

Yeah!

Mr. William will be picked up
from the airport, by me!

Jeremy William?

Mr. Mittal has fooled you big time.

I saw him at the office...

First he tried to convince Tamanna.

'Then it was Suhani.'

He just wanted someone
to go pick up that foreigner.

Why did everyone refuse?
Like... What's the problem?

I heard Tamanna saying
that this guy is very shady...

'...over-friendly
and cheap.'

Before I could inform you,
Mittal trapped you.

And you are such an idiot
to agree.

What?
Seriously?

Hey! What do I do now?

I am on my way.
I am trapped.

Take my advice. First of all,
go and buy a pepper spray.

Okay, listen. You're really
freaking me out now. Okay?

Okay. All the best.
Bye.

'Hey...
One second. Calm down.'

F**k you. You are coming
with me to the airport. Okay?

Oh hey! I know, I've been having
kinky sex and all these days...

..but it's like showing
a red rag to a bull.

Thank you, ma'am.

Noorpreet,
I'll take revenge for this.

I'm very serious.

You can do it when we meet tonight.

Why?
Where are we going tonight?

At least use your brains
once in a way, Lovely.

Aren't we going to the Jazz club?

The table is booked.

Oh shit! I forgot.

Okay, see you...
In case you don't get kidnapped.

'Noorpreet!'

What have you gotten yourself into,
Lovely!

Making her a fool feels so cool!

What have you got into, Lovely!

I hope that scoundrel's flight
doesn't land at all.

Oh! Is that the pervert?

Hi there, beautiful.
I'm the one you're looking for.

Oh, hello, Mr. William. Hello.
Nice to meet you.

Oh no, please.
Call me Jeremy.

Oh, okay!Leave me, you scoundrel.

My name is Lovelle.

'You are gorgeous,
Lovelle.'

Thank you.

- How was the flight?
- Oh! Well, it was long.

But worth the wait.

So sweet.

Well,
the car is parked right there.

So, let me drop you
to your hotel?

- Alright.
- 'Let's go.'

- Lead the way, beautiful.
- Bloody rascal. B*****d.

'Wow. The city of Mumbai
sure is gorgeous.'

Yeah. Not as gorgeous
as you though, Lovelle.

- Thank you, Mr. William.
- Hey, no. Please.

Call me Jeremy.

Okay, no. Mr. William is fine.
Yeah.

Bloody pervert.

Mr. William, we'll...

We'll reach your hotel
in like...

In just like five minutes.

Hey, no.
Actually, I changed my mind.

I don't want to go to no hotel.

Hotels are boring.

Come on, Lovelle. Tell me. What do
you all do around here to have fun?

What kind of fun?

Yeah, you know, fun!

No, I don't know.
No.

Like a bar.
Or a jazz bar maybe.

My friend is going to
a jazz bar tonight.

'She also works
for Mr. Mittal.'

She would love to take you out.

- Stop the car.
- Why?

- I said, stop the car!
- Why?

Oh, my God!

I've never seen a cow walk
around the city like that before.

He's eating out of the trash!

Let's go.

Bloody f****r.

- Hey, what was that you just said?
- Huh?

C*****a s***a.
What does that mean?

C*****a s***a.
It means...

- You're a lovely person.
Lovely person. - Oh!

Thank you, sexy lady.C*****a s***a to you too.

Thank you.

C*****a.

C*****a.

Hi!
Look at you!

Hello.

Hi, Amrit.

You know. Seeing you girls
just reminded me...

...how absolutely stunning
Indian women truly are.

I mean... My God!
Like worth kidnapping, you know.

I wish he kidnaps me. At least
someone will be interested in me.

Hey.
Are you talking about me?

Of course, we are
talking about you,

Mr. Jeremy William...

...because we have
nothing better to do.

She is too kind.
I'm just a C*****a s***a.

- Hey, Noorpreet..
- Hey, Noorpreet.

Who is here?

Hi.

- Hi, Amrit.
- Hi. How are you?

Silly, I was just joking.
He is just like us.

- How about you?
- Making you fool feels so cool!

'You are so naive, Lovely.'

This is the sexy gang.
Huh?

Lovelle, Amrit, Puneet...

...and Noorpreet.

Noorpreet?
Who is Noorpreet?

Even today these foreigners can't
pronounce our names properly.

You can actually call her Noor.
That's her name.

What a C*****a
name you have, Noor!

- Noor.
- You bloody...

Mr. Jeremy.
What do you want to drink?

A scotch whiskey
with twisted lemon...

...and just a little
bit of ice, please.

By the way, Noorpreet suits you.

- Is it?
- Yes.

What a lovely night, Noor!

Nothing like that.

Wow. What a brilliant
beautiful voice.

What is it
that she is singing about?

What she is singing
is a sad song about love.

Why is it that you look sadder
than she does, Puneet?

She is a bit sensitive
right now.

- So...
- Why?

No luck coming your way?

Luck has turned on me, Jeremy.
It's walking away.

'You can talk to me,
sweetheart.'

You know what, Jerry...

...when I take a step
towards him...

...he takes a step back.

It's like a dance step,
you know. Like cha-cha dance?

'Ahh...
I think you mean Salsa.'

Puneet, or maybe the jive...
But look, it doesn't matter.

Okay?
Please continue.

Thanks, Jerry.

You know what?

He said, "he wants space".

- Ooh! The danger word.
- Yes.

If you don't mind...

...can I make ac*****a suggestion?

You can make a c*****a suggestion.

You need to go to his house...

...and spread all your clothes
everywhere.

I'm talking about the good
smelling stuff. The sexy stuff.

That's very important.

Amrinder, shall we include him
in our gang?

We can ask him for advice.

Why? Am I dead?

Jeremy, stop revealing all girly
secrets in front of my boyfriend.

Ouch! Baby.

And then?
Then, Jerry?

And then you pounce on him.

'And I guarantee,
he will come running back.'

You mean, bounce. Right?

No... Pounce.

Hmm.

What?

No... This can't be true.

How can you do this to me?

- Oh, Lord!

Amrit, Look. It's Sachin.

Why are you showing it to me?
Show it to your new best friend.

Now, you are raising a stink.

Punni,
why aren't you answering?

Why did you disconnect the call?

Wow! That turns me on!

I won't answer his call.

Because my best friend's advice
is the best.

I won't pounce, I'll bounce.

'Baby, at least tell me
what I've done.'

It's okay.
This is not my scene.

So, I am leaving.

What do you mean you're leaving?
Are you leaving me?

Yes.

You don't love me anymore?

Why suddenly?

I messaged you yesterday
and you didn't even reply.

Where were you last night?

I was in space.

Baby...
Listen, please...

Sachin. Honey.

It's okay.
I am not angry.

You wanted space, right?

I am giving you space.
That's it.

I don't want it.
Sit down. I don't want space.

- I want you.
- Sachin...

I love you.
I just want you.

- No spaces, please.
- Leave me, please.

Look, this breakup is
good for both of us.

I'm apologising to you.

Why are you talking
about breaking up?

- No breakup. No...
- Sachin, wait.

- I'm sorry. I love you.
- Leave me, Sachin.

- I'm sorry. I'll do as you say.
- Sachin, please let me go.

- Please, I'm sorry.
- Sachin, please.

Let me go.

Didn't we decide that you will
set boundaries with Arjun?

Yes, ma'am.
But I always am in control.

Now, I feel free.

And you should say,
"Go, live your life".

But instead,
you are suppressing me.

What is this, "Go,
live your life"?

'Some rustic language,
I guess.'

You are a sophisticated girl.

Respectful and classy.

Ma'am, if you see us in bed,
you'll know what I mean.

If I could, I would spank
his b**t till it...

Excuse me? What kind of
weird language is this?

This is my original language.

The language that I understand.

The language that I'll shove
up your a**.

Wow. Your boyfriend has really
turned you into a villager, Noor.

Noorpreet.
My name is Noorpreet.

Oopsie daisy.
Uh.. Time's up.

Write the cheque
and get out of here.

Noorpreet. My name is Noorpreet.
Not Daisy.

'Villager, small-town girl.
You're judging me, you b***h?'

'And your time is up, ma'am.'

You are the biggest psycho.
Bloody witch.

'Each time I come here and
pour my heart out...'

...but you don't even care.

Pretentious doll!

- What is wrong with...
- Shut up, you mental lady.

First, do some psychology
on yourself...

...and write in this f*****g diary
what a big idiot you are.

Haven't you heard of
"save paper"?

What?
What do you keep writing?

You have turned into a typewriter.
Here you go.

Rs. 6000!

To hell with you
and your bloated account.

You thief.
Get lost.

'Noor.'

You want the cheque?

Here you go.

Who can ever
confidently tell you...

...what is right for you
and what is wrong.

Sometimes, a dumb friend can
be right.

And sometimes, a doctor
could be wrong.

At the end,
it is only your inner voice...

...which gives you
the correct advice.

Do what you feel is right.

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Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.