Two Weeks to Live (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Episode #1.4 - full transcript

Here you go, sunshine.

I'm all ears.

Okay, first I need
to know that me

and my brother won't
get in any trouble.

All right, he's a
bit of a dickhead.

But he's my dickhead.

You know what I mean.

Hey Thompson.

Can I get one of those
immunity forms, please?

Excuse me, Sir!

The code 274 document.



Oh!

An immunity form.

So, rest assured you and
your brother will receive

full immunity if you
provide me with information

that leads to
the real criminals.

Okay, cool, because we had
no idea what the hell

she was going to do, bro.

She?

Yeah, yeah.
This girl, man.

And her mental mom,
but they're not psychos.

They just wanted revenge.

Revenge you think?

That's what they said.

So, how old is
this girl, exactly?



I ain't saying another word till
I get my immunity innit.

Isn't it.

There you are. Come
on pack your stuff.

I want to get back
to the cabin before dark.

I thought we
agreed about this.

I know, I just thought maybe
if I could have one day.

You know what annoys me
is if we had killed Jimmy

together. None of this
would have happened.

God Mom. It was my revenge
I could do whatever I

wanted with it.

Yes. I know. I just think
it might have been nice.

We could have made a
trip out of it.

Who's Joe?

When he was dying, Jimmy said
tell Joe.

Mum?

I didn't know whether you
wanted toast or cereal.

So I made both.

Let's give it up for the man who
knows how to work a toaster.

That's nice.
Thanks Nikki.

There's also a
selection of spreads.

So whatever tickles your pickle.

This is exactly what
I'm talking about, Kim.

Toast that comes
out of a machine.

A single portion of jam
wrapped in so much plastic

it could kill a small whale.

Oh and this

Save water, drink Prosecco.

What the fuck does
this even mean?

Back at home everything
means something.

I mean, what were you
hoping to achieve with all

of this?

This, Mom.

My list. All the things
you've never let me do.

Killing Jimmy was only
one thing on it.

And I'm not even sure I would
have done that if it

wasn't for the whole..

Again, so sorry about that.

Okay, how about this?

You pick one thing.
At random.

We go and do it

and then we go home.

Deal?

What? Like anything?

Yeah, from your book.
Go on.

What is it?

I have to spend the
day with Dad

at the fair.

Because that's my last
happy memory of him.

Ohhh.
A whole day?

I thought you might have picked

something a bit smaller.

How much pollution

medicine of you got left?

I'm Sorry.
Can I just?...

Okay. Okay.
Just forget it.

And then it was like...
woosshhh...

Arrow in the chest
like some

kind of Katniss Everdeen shit.

It was actually quite impressive

but

Tina is quite like that.

My brother, I thought you said
that this was a 274 doc.

This is a 374.

So this Tina woman. She's got like a crazed
look about her

which is a once both terrifying
yet oddly alluring?

Yes, but she only killed
Ian because he was going

to kill us.

It was self-defense really.
Sure.

Take anything from
the house?

Like what?

I don't know.
Valuables.

Money.

Maybe?

Nope.

No..
No..

Ehhhh..

Give us a second.

Uhh, shouldn't I get like a
copy that I'll sign?

So apparently, Ian
didn't kill Jimmy.

I did think at the time
actually that his wife was

telling the truth.

So why the fuck didn't you say

something before we
killed him?

It looked like you
had it under control.

Yes, well I did have it under control
actually.

I was just a bit discombobulated what
with your little chat

with your new best friend
Terry before we went in.

Okay?

Shit!

We killed a hiker
as well, didn't we?

Oh yeah.

It's Terry.

Shit. Just, just tell
her we made a mistake.

We'll get it sorted.

What a pain ass.

Terry!

Creep!

Just trying to give us something
to remember this day by.

Please. I know exactly
what you are up to.

Just trying to be
a friend actually.

Oh my God.
That's worse.

I'm not scared of
you, you know.

Okay. I'm a bit scared of you.

You can tell her that I lied about the
pills, if you want. Shatter her perception

of reality on the same
day, that she's remembering

her Dad.
Do think that's a good idea.

Don't you think the centerline
is that you should just

let her
live a little?

Or are you really just
worried about being alone?

Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.

I just think you might be surprised by how
fine she would be out here.

Woooahhh!

KIM!

You are bleeding.

Oh no, don't worry. This is from a
knife fight a couple of days ago.

Oh no. Don't worry, the guy who
did it is dead now anyway.

She's delirious from losing all that blood
Nothing to worry about.

We need to get out of here now!

Yes. Back home.

Lethal that ride!
Look how fast it's going.

Your Dad would be so proud of
the woman who you've become.

Independent.
Resilient.

I mean you're basically a bad-ass
which is super inspiring.

Do you remember when I
ran away from the

cabin when I was 12?
When you tracked me down in the

forest and shot me with
a tranquiliser because I

was about to cross
the border into Russia.

I'd heard rumors
of an invasion.

I couldn't take
any risks.

So you weren't lying then?
No, of course not.

I was wrong as it turned
out but.. no I wasn't lying.

Kim. There's something
I need to tell you.

What is it?

Well, the thing is...

Aawww!
Mom!

Sit still then.

I am sitting still.

What is it Nicky?

What....
I just..

Gosh! Yeah. Your actual skin
Are you hot?. Is it hot?

It's really..
...really hot.

Are you okay?

It's just really hot, innit?

Nicky?

Nothing happened.

I'm just....

Here we go.

All done.

Thanks. I'll just go and
see what he wants.

Oh yeah, I'll come with you.
We could do with some food

for the journey home anyway.

Come on you.

You okay?

There's just
so much

stuff.

I've just never
seen so much stuff.

I don't even
understand half of it.

I mean, look.

Fish don't even have fingers.

And

this is the milk
of a nut.

How do you milk a nut?

Do you mind?

Oh, sorry.

How do you ever
choose any one thing?

How do you make space
for any of it?

I know,
it is depressing?

No, I mean literally how?

My mom never told me
about any of this stuff.

Yeah, about that.

What?

What is it?

Oh, God. I've missed you.

Your Mom lied to you
about everything, okay?

There's no fish measles
or killer pollution.

Okay, so she bent the truth
on a few things, but

she's hardly going to
make up something as

serious as that.

I mean, why would she?

To keep me trapped
in my own home

so we can, what,
grow old together

just the two of
us in our own little

bubble away from
everything and everyo..?

Oh, come on. Don't you think
you're being a little dramatic?

But you just said all
those things, not me.

Well, then don't you
think I'm being a little dramatic?

Sorry, do I think you
are being dramatic when

you just agreed with what I'd..

Okay, it's fine. You're wrong.
Can we just drop this?

First let me
show you something.

My pollution medicine!

Oi!

Alright. What you have to do is to
plant this on Tina and your jobs done?

What is it?

It's the tracker.

This is like Men In Black stuff.

Guys!.
I love this shit.

Oh, but..
Just please do your job and don't tell another

living soul, alright? Otherwise
the 274 document goes in

the bin.
Capisce?

You mean 374?

That's what I said.

But why are we not doing
this in an office, guys?

It's...

a covert operation.
Yeah?

Yes, big boys stuff.

Now, do you understand the plan?

Or not?

Yeah.
Yeah, of course.

And as soon as I finish
work, I'm on the case.

When do you finish work?

What time do you finish work?

Peace!

All good.
I got it.

And she lied.
About all this shit for years.

And I mean years of my life, which I
have spent in a hut.

For what?

And don't even get me started, Dad.

That time she made to spend
two days in the thinking

caves because I cheated
on my weapons training.

I mean, talk about hypocritical.

Arrrggghhh.
Why won't you...

...just fucking work?

If it makes you feel any better

no one really wins
on these things.

It's basically just
a trick.

My dad won.

We came here the day he died

and he won me a
penguin from this machine.

I thought this would be a good
place to scatter his ashes

but I'm just not
sure if I can.

Imunity.
Immunnity...

Hey, babe, what are you?...

What the hell is this?

Woahhh!
Woaaaahhhhh!

It's fine.

It is nothing
to worry about.

I'm worried though, Jay. I
come home to find a

pack of money on top of
the wardrobe and an ax in

the airing cupboard.

That is a ...

...it's a birthday present for my mom.

I thought we were
getting her Nando's vouchers.

Warning handsome.

Hello. Mrs. Davidson. Wow, I am
loving the purple rinse today.

Especially for you, my love.

Stooop iittt!

We will talk about
it later babe.

It's just this thing that
Nicky's doing. It's all fine.

It doesn't look fine.

Look. I promise. I'll
explain everything.

You heard the man, darling.

Jog on.

We'll talk about
this later.

The usual then, Mrs. D?

Yes, please, darling.

Ohhh.
That's a bigun!

Hey Mrs. D. You spell
the word immunity with two

m's, right?

Yeah.

It's funny.

The more time I spend
in my dad's old hometown.

The more I
realise I never actually

knew him.

Like..

What was his
favorite biscuit?

Did he have a
second favorite biscuit?

Did he have a..

Are you about to say third
favorite biscuit?

Did he have a
really great laugh?

Or really annoying
one, you know.

What did he
smell like?

I think all dad's smell
a bit like gravy...

and grass.

Tell you what,

why don't we ask him?

Hi. Mr. Oakes.

Just wondering what your
favorite biscuit is?

Well, mate. I quite
like a jammie dodger

but I'm also quite partial
to a chocolate hobnob.

Sorry, was that
voice too much?

What's a jammie dodger?

I'll buy you
some if you like.

Okay.

I guess...

what really counts is.

You love him,

and he loves you.

Okay, Dad.

This is it.

I'm saying goodbye.

I miss you.

I hope I've
made you proud.

Oh, I know.

I bet you had the
most amazing laugh.

and I bet you smell like
gravy and grass.

What the fuck?

I know you're
angry Terry.

We found your dad's killer.
We think they have the money.

Just need a bit more time.

Donut.

You know I don't do carbs.

Idiot.

Right.

That was Terry on the phone.
She says we got two days

to deliver.

Or what?

What the fuck?

Yes, sorry. I was trying
to offer a visual...

Well, clean it up!

What did Terry actually say?

She said you got two
days to deliver.

Or else.

Or else?

She actually used
the words or else?

Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

This is the trouble
with Millennials.

No originality.

Tracker is on the move.

Maybe it's a secret
message from Dad.

Oh, no, maybe he made films
of us when I was a little kid?

Maybe he...

So this is Cricket?

I'm sorry.
How did you get past...

It was your dad's
favorite sport.

No, seriously, though.
Did you have a spare key..

Not now, Fucco!

We left the night your dad
died. We had to.

But when we stopped at a
service station for food.

I saw this DVD on the shelf

and I'm...

Then I broke down right
there in the shop because

Well this particular match
in this particular sport

is called...

The Ashes.

And your Dad loved it
more than anything else.

I know it isn't perfect.

But, it was the best I could do.

I'm really sorry.

The thing is Mom.

I have no idea what's true
and what's not anymore.

All you've done is
lie to me.

And some of it I can
understand but... I have been

speaking to a piece of
plastic my whole life

thinking that it's
my dad.

How do you expect me to forgive
you for that?

Right.

So listen.

Thing is

I think I might have
fucked up a little bit.

What have you done?

Jay, what the fuck!

Who did you speak to?
What was their name?

DI...
...Brooks, I think.

Ohh!

He's crooked. He's one
of Jimmy's inside men.

How do you know that?

He's one of the cops who
let Jimmy get away with

your dad's murder. And if
he gets half a chance,

he'll kill every
single one of us.

And you led him right to us.

Good one, Jay.

Okay then.
So, let's go.