Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 4, Episode 8 - My Dinner with Irene - full transcript

THIS PICTURE IS
FROM MY SENIOR YEAR.

YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE MY CATS
ARE WEARING GRADUATION CAPS.

HIGH SCHOOL MUST HAVE BEEN
REALLY TOUGH FOR YOU, HUH?

NOT REALLY. I WAS HOME-SCHOOLED.

CLASS PRESIDENT... HA.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, HUH?

YOU WERE PROBABLY
MR. HOTTIE-BODY,

CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM.

HEY, WHAT DO I LOOK
LIKE, A DUMB JOCK?

NO, I WAS CAPTAIN
OF THE FLAG CORPS.

YOU WERE ON DRILL TEAM?



FLAG CORPS. DRILL
TEAM'S FOR GEEKS.

LISTEN, UM,

IRENE, I HOPE THIS
DOESN'T SOUND TOO HOKEY,

BUT I LIKE BEING WITH YOU...

EVEN WHEN ONE
OF US ISN'T ON TOP.

YEAH. I LOVE THIS "IN
BETWEEN" TIME TOO.

IRENE, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT

ABOUT TAKING WHAT
WE HAVE IN HERE

AND SEEING IF IT WORKS IN
FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE?

I'M NOT HAVING A SECOND
COUNT OF PUBLIC INDECENCY

ON MY RECORD.

I-I MEAN LIKE A DATE.

LET ME TAKE YOU TO
CARLO'S TOMORROW NIGHT...

YOU AND ME... FOR
DINNER... LIKE A REAL COUPLE.



WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT OF
MYSELF AS THE KIND OF GIRL

WHO'D BE COUPLED WITH
A HANDSOME DOCTOR.

OH, IT'S BRINGING UP A
LOT OF ESTEEM ISSUES.

HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

WORKIN' ON MY RéSUMé.

HEY, SHAR, WHERE
DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

OH, TUFTS. GO JUMBOS!

OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

M.I.T.

OKAY.

ALL DONE.

I AM GONNA GO TO THE
COPY STORE IN THE MORNING,

SO MEET ME AT 9:00 A.M.,

AND WE'LL START
POUNDING THE PAVEMENT.

YOU'RE LETTING ASHLEY
HELP YOU FIND A JOB?

YEAH, WE'RE JUST
HELPING EACH OTHER OUT...

I NEED WORK, SHE NEEDS A FRIEND.

YOU REALLY NEED A JOB THAT BAD?

OH.

WHILE YOU'RE OUT TOMORROW,

I CAN TAKE YOUR
CAR INTO THE SHOP.

YOU DON'T NEED TO. ASHLEY
TOOK IT TO HER MECHANIC.

OH, GREAT... TWO
WOMEN AND A MECHANIC?

WHAT'S THAT GONNA COST ME?

NOTHING. HE DID IT FOR FREE.

IN EXCHANGE, ASHLEY
CHECKED A MOLE ON HIS BACK.

I WAS GONNA HANDLE THAT.

JOHNNY...

I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW
A LOT ABOUT MOLES.

HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DRESSED
UP FOR? YOU GOT A HOT DATE?

MAYBE. IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT THE EX IS COMING OVER

TO GET A SWEATER THAT SHE
CONVENIENTLY FORGOT HERE.

AND I THINK YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.

ABSOLUTELY.

IT MEANS I WAS JUSTIFIED
IN GIVING IT TO HER.

WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU GAVE IT TO HER?

WELL, SHE ASKED FOR IT.

I PICKED IT UP
AND WENT LIKE THIS

AND HANDED IT TO HER.

IT WAS A FAIRLY SIMPLE
EXCHANGE, REALLY.

THAT'S IT? D-DID
SHE SAY ANYTHING?

YEAH. SHE SAID TO
TELL PETE THANKS.

SHE SAID THAT?

YEAH, WELL... NOT
THE "TELL PETE" PART.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED HER!

AND BY ONLY, LIKE, FIVE SECONDS.

MARTI!

OH, SORRY, IRENE.

OH, UH-OH... HUNK STAMPEDE!

MARTI.

OH, PETE... SLOW AND STRONG!

MARTI!

SHE DIDN'T SEE ME.

PETER DUNVILLE, WHEN ARE
YOU GOING TO FIND A WOMAN

WHO APPRECIATES YOU FOR THE
REMARKABLE MAN THAT YOU ARE?

STOP IT.

NO. I'M SERIOUS.

A WOMAN NEEDS TO MAKE A
MAN LIKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL.

IT'S BEEN SO LONG,

I THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN
HOW SPECIAL I AM.

OH, CHIN UP, MY GODLIKE FRIEND.

THANKS, IRENE.

UH, PETE... I'M USUALLY
NOT THIS FORWARD,

BUT SINCE YOU'RE SO
DOWN AND VULNERABLE,

I'VE GOT A RESERVATION
FOR TWO TONIGHT AT CARLO'S.

WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN ME?

WHY DO YOU HAVE A
RESERVATION FOR TWO?

OH WELL...

I-I FIND WHEN I MAKE IT FOR ONE,

IT SOUNDS TOO PATHETIC,

SO I MAKE IT FOR TWO,

AND THEN WHEN I GET THERE,
I PRETEND I WAS STOOD UP.

WAIT, PETE!

LOOK, IRENE, IT'S JUST

I DON'T THINK I'D MAKE
GOOD COMPANY TONIGHT.

YOU COULD BE BOUND AND GAGGED
AND YOU'D BE GOOD COMPANY.

YOU'RE PICTURING
THAT, AREN'T YOU?

COME ON, PETER,
PETER, PASTA EATER.

PLEASE?

ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW
WHAT? WHAT THE HELL?

I HAVE NOTHING
ELSE BETTER TO DO.

YOU SAY ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.

ALL RIGHT.

CATCH HER?

UH, NO.

STRANGELY ENOUGH, I HAVE
A DATE WITH IRENE TONIGHT.

WHAT?!

I MEAN... WHAT?

YEAH. I JUST BUMPED INTO HER.

YOU CAN'T GO OUT WITH HER.

SHE THINKS I'M THE
GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD.

I COULD USE THAT NOW.

HEY, DON'T GO! DON'T... COME ON.

THIS IS ONLY GONNA
END IN DISASTER.

FOR YOU, IT'S JUST
ANOTHER NIGHT OUT.

FOR IRENE, THIS IS EVERYTHING
SHE'S EVER HOPED FOR.

YOU'RE HER MALIBU
BARBIE CAMPER, PETE.

NAH, I THINK I'M GONNA GO.

HI. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. I'M
NOT GONNA MAKE OUR DATE.

BECAUSE YOU'RE
GOING OUT WITH PETE?!

IS HE TELLING EVERYONE, TOO?!

IRENE, YOU AND I HAD A DATE
TO SEE IF WE WERE A COUPLE.

YEAH, SURE, BUT I NEED TO SEE
IF PETE AND I ARE A COUPLE FIRST,

SO HANG IN THERE, BUDDY.

HELLO.

HEY, BABY. WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, I CAME HOME
EARLY TO SEE YOU.

AND ASHLEY...

OUR APARTMENT MASCOT.

SURPRISE.

YEAH.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, ASHLEY,

I JUST CAME HOME EARLY
TO TAKE MY WIFE TO DINNER.

I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GONNA BE WORKING,

SO I MADE PLANS WITH ASHLEY.

WELL, I'LL JUST GET CHANGED,
AND I'LL COME WITH YOU.

OOH, GOSH, SORRY.

IT'S AN IMPOSSIBLE
RESTAURANT TO GET INTO.

I COULD BARELY GET
RESERVATIONS FOR TWO.

WELL, LET ME GUESS...

IT'S ONE OF THOSE RESTAURANTS
WHERE THE WAITERS ARE RUDE,

THE PORTIONS ARE SMALL,

AND THEY MAKE YOU
WEAR LONG PANTS.

AND YOU USE THE FORKS
FOR EATIN', NOT SCRATCHIN'.

OKAY!

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

WHY DON'T WE GO TO A PLACE
WHERE WE CAN ALL EAT TOGETHER?

HUH? HUH? PLEASE?

OW.OW.

FINE. ALL RIGHT.

SO, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?

OH, I DON'T CARE. YOU DECIDE.

HOW ABOUT MORTY'S? PICK AGAIN.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU DIDN'T CARE.

I DON'T. JUST
CHOOSE A PLACE I LIKE.

OOH... PASTA
VILLAGE. PICK AGAIN.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WELL, THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE.

OH, HEY, ASHLEY. WHAT'S UP?

I AM ABOUT TO EMBARK ON THE
MOST BORING EVENING OF MY LIFE.

OH, NOT ME.

I'M GOING TO CARLO'S
ON A DATE WITH PETE!

AND JUST LIKE THAT, MY
NIGHT GOT MORE INTERESTING.

HEY, BACHELOR NUMBER ONE.

NOW, I KNOW IT'S
BAD LUCK TO SEE ME

BEFORE OUR EVENING OUT,

BUT I COULDN'T WAIT
TO GIVE YOU THIS.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S A PLAQUE COMMEMORATING
OUR DATE TONIGHT.

GREAT. GREAT.

I-I'LL HAVE TO PUT THIS
ON MY DATE-PLAQUE... WALL.

OH.

GREAT. OKAY. I'M OFF
TO GET A CORN REMOVED.

UH...

I'M WEARING OPEN-TOED SANDALS.

WHAT YOU GOT THERE?

HUH? OH. OH, WELL...

AT FIRST GLANCE
IT'S A DATE PLAQUE,

BUT SINCE THERE'S NO SUCH THING,

IT'S A PIECE OF WOOD
SCREAMING, "DANGER! DANGER!"

CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA
CANCEL FOR YOU.

AND, LISTEN, I MIGHT
NEED TO COMFORT HER,

SO IT COULD TAKE
UP TO SEVEN MINUTES.

NO, BERG, YOU CAN'T
CANCEL. SHE'LL FLIP OUT.

IT'S THE SECOND
THING THEY TEACH YOU

IN LUNATIC SCHOOL!

WHAT'S THE FIRST?

PLAQUES!

BERG, I-I DON'T WANT
TO BE ALONE WITH HER.

I'M AFRAID.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN...

YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO
WATCH YOUR BACK, SO I'LL GO.

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.

PETE, I DON'T... I DON'T
THINK THIS IS WOOD.

I THINK THIS IS BONE.

WE LEAVE IN AN HOUR. DRESS NICE.

FINE.

SO... THIS IS COZY.

YES. WHO KNEW
SOMEONE WITH NO BUTT

COULD TAKE UP SO MUCH ROOM?

IRENE, BERG HAS A BUTT.

HE JUST WEARS REALLY
TIGHT UNDERWEAR.

WHAT THE... HEY, GUYS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

IRENE AND PETE ARE ON A
DATE... AND BERG'S WITH THEM.

HOW INTERESTING.

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JOIN US?

THERE'S LOTS OF ROOM.
IRENE, SCOOCH OVER.

EXCUSE ME.

CAN I HAVE A POWWOW
WITH THE GIRLS?

I NEED SOME ADVICE.

WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?
CLEAR OUT, SLUT COVEN.

EXCUSE ME?

YOU HEARD ME.

THIS IS MY PARTY.
YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST!

OKAY, WELL, UH,
ENJOY YOUR DINNER.

OKAY. IF YOU GUYS TAKE
ASHLEY, I'LL PAY FOR YOUR SALADS.

SO... WHERE WERE
WE, PETEY LINGUINI?

HEY, SHE JUST CALLED
YOU A LIMP NOODLE.

ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT?

OH, I KNOW... LET
ME READ YOUR PALM.

WHAT?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS?

THAT I'M UNCOMFORTABLE,
BECAUSE I'M UNCOMFORTABLE.

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO THIS.

We should just go.

YOU JUST GOT YOUR HEART BROKEN

BY SOMEONE YOU
CARED FOR VERY MUCH.

BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS
YOU HAVE A WILLING HEART.

THAT MEANS YOU COULD
FALL IN LOVE AGAIN.

I SEE LOTS OF HAPPINESS
FOR YOU, PETE DUNVILLE.

THANKS, IRENE.

I HOPE YOU FIND A
LOT OF HAPPINESS, TOO.

EXCUSE ME.

IT'S BREADSTICK.

YOU SEE THAT LINE RIGHT THERE?

IT'S YOUR TICKLE LINE.

NO, THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS A TICKLE LINE.

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

BERG, CAN YOU GET
ME A CHARDONNAY?

MAKE THAT TWO, BUDDY.

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

YOU GUYS, I'M GONNA
WASH MY HANDS.

WILL YOU ORDER
SOMETHING FOR ME TO DRINK?

SURE. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

UH, I DON'T CARE... WHATEVER
YOU GUYS ARE HAVING.

A ROUND OF BEERS...

SINCE WE'RE BEING FANCY,
WE'LL HAVE THEM IN A GLASS.

JOHNNY, I THINK SHARON
WOULD LIKE A VODKA STINGER.

OKAY!

I AM THE HUSBAND. I KNOW
WHAT'S BEST FOR MY WIFE.

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE HUSBAND

DOESN'T MEAN YOU
CAN DECIDE FOR HER.

SHE'S A GROWN-UP.

OTHER PEOPLE CAN
MAKE HER DECISIONS, TOO.

OKAY.

SO WHAT DID I DECIDE?

WELL, ANYTHING
BUT A VODKA STINGER.

OOH! VODKA STINGER! MMM! YUMMY!

I BLAME YOU!

HAVE YOU EVER EVEN
HEARD OF A TICKLE LINE?

I HAVEN'T. I'M A DOCTOR.

HOW COULD YOU STAND
BEING AROUND ASHLEY?

SHE LET ME SLEEP WITH HER.

CAN I GET A BEER, PLEASE?

WHAT'S WITH PETE?

DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT YOU
AND IRENE SLEEPING TOGETHER?

MMM, NO. I DIDN'T WANT
TO RUIN THEIR DATE.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU AND
IRENE MADE A BETTER MATCH.

REALLY? YEAH.

I MEAN, NO MATTER
HOW WEIRD YOU ACT

OR HOW BIG AN ASS
YOU MAKE OF YOURSELF,

IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BOTHER HER.

YOU KNOW, I NEVER
THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.

THEN AGAIN, WHAT DO I KNOW?

MY WIFE'S ON A DATE
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.

SWEET.

MARTI ALWAYS SAID
MY EYES WERE BLUE.

NO, THEY'RE HAZEL.

WELL, SOMETIMES THEY'RE GREEN,
DEPENDING ON WHAT I'M WEARING.

I WAS THINKING
THAT YOU AND MARTI

MADE A REALLY GOOD
COUPLE TOGETHER.

GIVE HER A CALL... SEE IF
YOU CAN WORK THINGS OUT.

BERG, TAKE YOUR THIRD-WHEEL
SELF AND ROLL ON HOME.

HEY, PETE INVITED ME, SO
YOU'RE THE THIRD WHEEL.

BERG, IT'S COOL. I GOT
IT COVERED. YOU CAN GO.

A-ARE YOU SURE?

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO BE ALONE WITH THE, UH...

UNATIC-LAY.

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
IG-PAY ATIN-LAY.

SERIOUSLY, GUYS, WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

DON'T MAKE ME SAY
IT IN FRONT OF IRENE.

SAY WHAT?

HE'S FRIGHTENED OF
YOU. HE DRAGGED ME HERE

BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED
TO SIT ALONE WITH YOU.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE
STROKING HIS EGO,

HE'S GONNA THROW YOU AWAY

JUST LIKE HE THREW AWAY
THAT PLAQUE YOU GAVE HIM.

IS THAT TRUE?

AM I THE UNATIC-LAY?

I THINK SO, BUT AGAIN,
I'M NOT REALLY CLEAR ON...

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

WELL, ASHLEY...

I'M NO MORE HAPPY TO SEE YOU,

BUT AT LEAST I'M
A LITTLE BUZZED.

ASHLEY WAS JUST TELLING
ME ABOUT A NONPROFIT

THAT'S LOOKING FOR A DIRECTOR.

AFTER WE MEET THEM,
SIGN UP FOR MY YOGA CLASS.

IT'S A GREAT WAY
TO RELIEVE STRESS.

OR WE COULD ELIMINATE
THE CAUSE OF STRESS.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, HONEY.

I AM THE HUSBAND, AND I WILL
TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
CORPORATE HEADHUNTING?

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME.

FINE. YOU CAN TAKE
CARE OF THE JOB.

I WILL TAKE CARE OF STRESS...

STRESS, DIET, AND
ANYTHING IN THE HOME.

WHAT DOES THAT LEAVE FOR ME?

WELL, GIRLIE THINGS LIKE
MANICURES, DANCING...

FINE, BUT THEN...
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!

COME ON. IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M HELPLESS OR ANYTHING.

YES, YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE.

COME ON! I CAN TAKE
CARE OF MYSELF!

OF COURSE YOU CAN, HONEY.

YOU JUST DON'T.

WHAT... WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING
FOR A JOB ALL WEEK.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOUR JOB.

I'VE ONLY BEEN
LETTING YOU HELP ME

BECAUSE YOU HAVE
NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

WHAT?

YOU THINK I NEED TO
FIX YOUR PROBLEMS

IN ORDER TO AVOID
THINKING ABOUT MY LIFE

AND HOW EMPTY AND AWFUL
AND PATHETIC IT'S BECOME?

I'M GONNA GET DRUNK.

GOOD RIDDANCE.

DON'T YOU WORRY, HONEY.

I WILL DRIVE YOU
TO YOGA TOMORROW.

FROM NOW ON I'M
MAKING MY OWN DECISIONS

AND FINDING MY OWN JOBS.

I'M TAKING CONTROL OF MY LIFE!

DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE
GONNA PAY FOR DINNER?

YES. HOW DOES THAT
WORK? DO THEY BILL US?

IRENE, I'M SORRY!

IRENE, WOULD YOU
PLEASE COME OUT?!

WAS IT STORYTIME
IN THE LADIES' ROOM?

I HAD TO BOUNCE
SOME IDEAS OFF THEM.

IRENE, IRENE, STOP.

LISTEN...

I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN
NOTHING BUT SWEET TO ME,

AND I TOOK ADVANTAGE
OF THAT, AND I'M SORRY.

WELL, NO.

I MEAN, I HAVE TO TAKE
SOME OF THE BLAME

FOR OUR FAILED ROMANCE.

I WENT ABOUT IT ALL WRONG,

WHAT WITH THE CONSTANT
CALLING, THE SERENADES,

THOSE NIGHTS I SLEPT
UNDER YOUR BED.

WHAT?

SEE, WE'RE ALL ON
A JOURNEY, PETE,

AND BECAUSE MINE
BROUGHT ME TO YOU,

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY DESTINY.

YOU SLEPT UNDER MY BED?

SEE? IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT PETE.

THAT'S OUR PROBLEM.

YOU REALIZE YOU HAVEN'T ONCE
ASKED ME TONIGHT HOW I AM?

OH.

HOW ARE YOU, IRENE?

I'M GOOD.

IN FACT, I'M BETTER THAN EVER.

MY PETE BUZZ HAS
FINALLY WORN OFF.

I FINALLY SEE YOU'RE NOT THE
ANSWER TO ALL MY PRAYERS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GONNA SAY THIS,

BUT, PETE DUNVILLE, I'M
BREAKING UP WITH YOU.

I CAN HONESTLY SAY I
DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING.

ALL RIGHT. NOW'S NOT
THE TIME FOR ANGER.

LET'S... LET'S JUST SAY
ONE SWEET GOODBYE

AND CONTINUE ON OUR JOURNEYS.

HOW ABOUT A HANDSHAKE
AND I GET A BEER?

GODSPEED. ALL RIGHT.

HEY. HOW YOU DOIN'?

CAN YOU TAKE ME HOME, PLEASE?

YEAH. CAN YOU SIT DOWN
JUST FOR A SECOND, THOUGH?

LOOK, IRENE, I'M, UH... I'M
SORRY FOR THE WAY I ACTED.

WHEN I SAW YOU WITH
PETE, I GOT JEALOUS.

CAN WE GO?

I'M NOT FINISHED YET.

YOU REMEMBER THAT
SECRET I TOLD YOU?

YOU MEAN THE
"SQUEEZE" TECHNIQUE?

NO.

FLAG CORPS.

WELL, I NEVER TOLD
ANYONE THAT BEFORE,

AND I THINK I TOLD YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT.

IF I HAD A DIME... NO. IRENE...

IT'S JUST THAT I'M SO
COMFORTABLE AROUND YOU.

I FEEL LIKE I CAN LET MY
GUARD DOWN, BE MYSELF.

AND I KNOW THAT YOU WON'T
JUDGE OR HURT ME FOR IT,

AND IT'S 'CAUSE...
YOU'RE KIND, IRENE.

YOU'RE KIND AND GIVING,
AND THAT MEANS SOMETHING.

I THINK THAT MEANS...

THAT MAYBE THERE'S MORE TO
OUR RELATIONSHIP THAN JUST SEX.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? HUH?

YOU WANT TO TRY BEING A COUPLE?

BERG, PLEASE DON'T PRESSURE
ME. I JUST BROKE UP WITH PETE!

CAN I GET A BEER?

HEY.

WHERE'S YOUR DATE?

SHE DUMPED ME...

AND AFTER ALL THOSE NIGHTS
SHE SLEPT UNDER MY BED.

I'D MAKE A COMMENT,

BUT I JUST GOT BLOWN
OFF BY A MARRIED COUPLE.

MAYBE IT'S YOUR DESTINY.

WHAT?

IT WAS SOMETHING IRENE
WAS BLATHERING ABOUT...

HOW WE'RE ALL ON THIS JOURNEY
TO FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE...

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

EXACTLY.

WHAT?

NOTHING. I JUST THINK YOU TWO
MAKE A NICE-LOOKING COUPLE.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.