Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 4, Episode 21 - Should I Stay or Should I Go? - full transcript

HEY, THANKS FOR GOING
ON THE YARN FACTORY TOUR

WITH ME, ROGER.

I WISH YOU'D TOLD ME YOU
WERE ALLERGIC TO WOOL.

IT'S NOT JUST THE WOOL.

YOUR BEAUTY ALSO
MAKES MY THROAT CLOSE.

OH... OH, ROGER.

GOOD THING I'M NOT
ALLERGIC TO SUGAR.

OH, ROGER,

HOW DID YOU EVER
BECOME A MAILMAN?

WELL, ACTUALLY, IT
CAME TO ME NATURALLY.

IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS VOTED



"MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A
JOB INVOLVING THICK SHOES."

LOOK AT THIS ARM...
NOT ONE MUSCLE.

WELL, ROGER, YOU'RE
BORING ME TO TEARS,

SO I GUESS I SHOULD
GET... OH, NO KISSING.

HEY, ROGER!

GOSH, HOW ABOUT THAT
NEW ZIP CODE IN BREWSTER?

IT'S A DOOZY, HUH?

BERG, IS THERE
SOMETHING YOU NEED?

YEAH, IS THERE
SOMETHING YOU NEED?

OH, GOSH.

WELL, FOR STARTERS,

A FLASH FIRE NEAR YOUR
FACE WOULD BE NICE.

I DON'T CARE THAT I'M
WEARING GOOD CLOTHES,

'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA
THROW DOWN RIGHT NOW.



YEAH, BRING... BRING IT ON.

OKAY, OKAY. ROGER...
ROGER, CALM DOWN.

I'LL CALL YOU LATER, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

I'M JEALOUS, OKAY? IT WORKED.

NOW, TIME TO GET RID OF ROGER.

I LIKE ROGER. WELL, YOU LOVE ME.

Y-YEAH, R-RIGHT.

IRENE, I-I HAVE DONE...

EVERYTHING I CAN
TO GET YOU BACK.

WELL, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

YOU HURT ME, BERG,
YOU HURT ME VERY BADLY,

AND I CAN'T GET OVER IT WITH
YOU ALWAYS BOTHERING ME!

I CAN'T JUST DO NOTHING!

MY... MY CHARM, IT
BUBBLES UP INSIDE OF ME.

I HAVE TO LET IT OUT.

IT'S GOT TO COME OUT
ONE END OR THE OTHER.

BERG, YOU'RE NOT
MAKING THINGS BETTER.

YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME MY SPACE.

YOU'RE FILLING YOUR
SPACE WITH ROGER.

YES, BECAUSE HE'S
FUN, AND HE'S DECENT,

AND HE MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!

HE'S MY FUZZY SLIPPERS.

AND WHEN I'M WITH HIM,

I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU
KISSING THAT OTHER GIRL'S...

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WOULD RATHER
YOU THINK ABOUT THAT

THAN NOT THINK ABOUT ME AT ALL.

BECAUSE I-I'M SCARED THAT IF
YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT ME,

YOU'LL MOVE ON.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN, BERG.

I JUST KNOW WHAT
I NEED TO DO NOW.

OH. FINE.

FINE. THEN I WON'T
BOTHER YOU ANYMORE.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, THIS ISN'T
GONNA WORK FOR ME.

WOW.

NOT BAD, HUH?

THAT WAS SOME FINISH.

MY FASTEST TIME EVER.

YOU KNOW, I NEVER KNEW
YOU'D BE SUCH A GOOD LOVER.

YEAH.

IMAGINE ME WITH A GOOD PARTNER.

WELL, UNTIL RECENTLY,

I COULDN'T IMAGINE YOU
WITH A NONPLASTIC PARTNER.

WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
WE'D DO SO WELL TOGETHER?

MM-HMM. I KNOW.

AND IT'S NOT JUST
THE SEX, EITHER...

WHICH, SERIOUSLY,
WE COULD GO PRO...

IT'S JUST... I DON'T KNOW...

I REALLY LIKE SPENDING
TIME WITH YOU.

SO DO I, PETE.

IT'S TOO BAD YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.

WHY DON'T YOU CALL STANFORD

AND TELL THEM YOU'LL
BE A FEW WEEKS LATE?

PETE, THAT WOULD
JEOPARDIZE A RESIDENCY

I'VE SPENT SEVEN YEARS OF
MY LIFE WORKING TOWARDS.

ONE DOG YEAR.

AT THE VERY LEAST,

WE SHOULD MAKE THE BEST
OF THE TIME WE HAVE LEFT.

YEAH. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

WE'VE GOT THREE DAYS...

STRICTLY FUN, NO
EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS.

JUST THINK OF ME AS A
SOLDIER ON A WEEKEND PASS.

OKAY,

BUT YOU KNOCK ME UP, YOU
TAKE ME BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY.

YOU AND I ACTUALLY
HAVE THE SAME DAY OFF!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S
A RED SOX GAME ON TV.

NO, LET'S DO SOMETHING
OUT OF THE HOUSE.

YEAH! LET'S GO TO THE GAME!

OR, YOU KNOW,

MAYBE WE COULD GO TO THE
PARK TO SEE SHAKESPEARE.

UH, I'M ALL BURNT
OUT ON SHAKESPEARE.

I JUST SAW THE
MUPPETS DO "MACBETH."

COME ON! WE NEVER DO
ANYTHING TOGETHER ANYMORE.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD
FIND SOME KIND OF HOBBY

THAT WE COULD DO TOGETHER.

OOH! LIKE A BOWLING LEAGUE!

YES! LIKE A BOWLING LEAGUE.

BUT NOT A BOWLING LEAGUE.

WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?

UM... I DON'T KNOW.

WE USED TO DO STUFF
TOGETHER ALL THE TIME.

SWEETIE, WE'VE FALLEN
INTO OUR COMFORT ZONE.

WE DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO
LIKE THE SAME THINGS ANYMORE.

JUST STAY HERE.
I'LL BE BACK LATER.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

MY BOSS ASKED ME

TO SERVE THIS GUY A SUBPOENA.

I MIGHT AS WELL DO IT NOW.

WAIT A MINUTE.

SOUNDS DANGEROUS.
WHAT IF THIS GUY GETS MAD?

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS
PUT THIS IN HIS HAND,

AND I'M GONE.

WELL, I THINK I
BETTER GO WITH YOU.

AND WHEN WE'RE DONE, I'LL
BUY YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.

YOU GET YOUR JAR.

OKAY, SCRUB.

LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN
GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME.

NOW, THE MAIL GOES IN THE
CORRESPONDING MAILBOXES.

LIKE IN ALL THE OTHER BUILDINGS?

YOU GETTIN' SMART WITH ME?

OH! LOOK...

A SCENE FROM "OF
MICE AND MAILMEN."

WHAT DO WE DO HERE? DO
WE LAUGH, OR ARE WE MAD?

THIS IS THE GUY THAT KEEPS
BUGGING ME AND MY GIRL.

OH, REALLY?

OOH...

GOSH, IF I WERE A
BOX MARKED "FRAGILE,"

I'D BE PRETTY SCARED RIGHT NOW.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHIN'.

DON'T WORRY. I
GOT YOUR BACK, BRO.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND...

WON'T LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE.

IS THAT TRUE, HONEY?

WHY DON'T YOU STEP ASIDE
SO IRENE CAN THINK ABOUT

WHAT SHE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE THINKING ABOUT... ME.

AND BOTH OF US KNOW THAT'S
WHO SHE'S GONNA END UP WITH.

YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW IRENE.

TO HER, WHAT'S IMPORTANT
IS WHAT'S INSIDE A PERSON.

AND LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MISTER...

MY INSIDES ARE
SOMETHING SPECIAL.

WELL, SUCKS FOR YOU YOU
WEREN'T BORN INSIDE OUT.

LET'S GO.

MAKE IT STING, RO-DOG!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

LET'S JUST HANDLE THIS
LIKE ADULTS, ALL RIGHT?

WE'LL USE OUR WORDS... TOOL.

LOSER! FREAK!

YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY'RE ALL BAD WORDS,

AND YOU'RE THE
FREAKIN' LOSER-TOOL!

COME ON, BERG.

OH, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA
GO INSIDE AND CUDDLE NOW?

ALL RIGHT... HOLD IT, HOLD IT.

ALL RIGHT. LET ME HANDLE THIS.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PAL.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
END UP WITH IRENE,

AND I'M GONNA TELL
YOU WHY, OKAY?

YESTERDAY SHE REFERRED TO
YOU... AS HER "FUZZY SLIPPERS."

THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I WRAP
MYSELF AROUND HER FEET

WHEN WE WATCH TV.

NO, ACTUALLY, THAT'S BECAUSE
SHE FINDS YOU COMFORTABLE

AND IS JUST USING YOU TO
DISTRACT HERSELF FROM ME.

SHE SAID THAT?

EVERY FREAKIN' WORD.

GAME... SET... MATCH, BABY!

HA HA!

NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YA?

I HAD A GREAT TIME TODAY.

I NEVER HECKLED SHAKESPEARE
IN THE PARK BEFORE.

YEAH, WELL, YOU
STOLE THE SHOW WITH

"GET THEE A DAY
JOB. THOU BLOWETH."

WHY DON'T COUPLES CARVE
THEIR INITIALS IN TREES ANYMORE?

WELL, MAYBE THEY FOUND
OUT IT KILLS THE TREE.

OH... REALLY? SHOULD I STOP?

NAH, THERE ARE A LOT OF TREES.

BUT THIS IS THE ONLY
ONE WITH MY INITIALS ON IT.

REALLY? NOBODY EVER DID
THIS FOR YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?

NO. I WASN'T EXACTLY
POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.

REALLY?

PEOPLE SAID I HAD
THIS SUPERIOR ATTITUDE.

IT WAS PROBABLY BECAUSE
THEY WERE ALL SO STUPID.

THE TRUTH IS, I DIDN'T
GET ASKED OUT ON A DATE

UNTIL I WAS A
SOPHOMORE IN COLLEGE.

OHH. THAT MUST'VE BEEN TOUGH.

THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA SAY?

THERE ARE AT LEAST A
DOZEN THINGS IN THAT STORY

THAT YOU COULD MAKE FUN OF.

MM-HMM.

WELL, THE SUBJECT IS
LONG, AND OUR TIME IS SHORT.

PLUS I DON'T...

I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE MOMENT.

THANKS, PETE.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS A GOOD DAY.

IT'S TOO BAD IT HAS TO END.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO. I
HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

I WANT YOU TO MEET
ME BACK HERE TONIGHT...

8:00, RIGHT AT OUR TREE.

OKAY.

BUT... WHY DON'T YOU TELL
ME WHAT THE SURPRISE IS,

JUST TO MAKE SURE
I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED?

YOU KNOW, I'M SUDDENLY AMAZED
YOU WERE ASKED OUT IN COLLEGE.

Sharon, stay down!

HOW DANGEROUS CAN THE GUY BE?

HE DRIVES A PURPLE MIATA.

COME ON.

SHH.

Okay... move very slowly.

Whatever you
do... don't act tasty.

HEY, IF YOU'RE GOING
TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE,

DON'T TAKE THE SHORTCUT.

NO, I'M GONNA SHOW ASHLEY

THE PERFECT END
TO THE PERFECT DAY.

WHAT'S IN THE BASKET,
ROCKS TO WEIGH HER DOWN?

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ROGER?!

I JUST TOLD HIM NO ONE'S SEEN

THEIR VICTORIA'S SECRET
CATALOG IN THREE MONTHS.

WE GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT
BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID!

I JUST TOLD HIM THE TRUTH!

THAT I'M SLEEPING WITH PETE?

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

ROGER SAID THAT YOU TOLD HIM
YOU CAUGHT US IN BED TOGETHER.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY
THAT? YOU KNOW MY RULE!

I ONLY SLEEP WITH ONE PERSON
IN THE BUILDING AT A TIME!

I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

HE'S LYING TO TURN YOU
AGAINST ME. BELIEVE ME.

IT'D BE EASIER TO BELIEVE YOU
IF YOUR PANTS WEREN'T ON FIRE.

GOD, ROGER WAS RIGHT.

I'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE

WITH YOU ACROSS THE HALL.

I'VE DECIDED TO MOVE OUT.

OH, WHAT? Y-YOU
CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

I'VE ALREADY
BUBBLE-WRAPPED THE CATS.

OH, CAN YOU BELIEVE
WHAT A LIAR ROGER IS?!

I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, HE IS CLEVER.

HE PICKED THE ONE GUY HE
KNEW NO WOMAN COULD RESIST.

COME ON, SHARON.

THIS DOG HASN'T TAKEN HIS
EYES OFF US IN 20 MINUTES.

I'M NOT GONNA LET
ONE DUMB DOG BEAT US.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

I WANT YOU TO RUN THROUGH
THE YARD AND DISTRACT HIM

WHILE I SERVE THE SUBPOENA.

OKAY, THAT'S A GREAT
PLAN EXCEPT FOR MY PART.

OKAY, DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA?

WELL, WE SHOULD GIVE
HIM SOMETHING TO EAT.

OH, OH, OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I HAVE AN ENERGY BAR
THAT I COULD GIVE HIM!

YES. WE WANT THE
GUARD DOG ENERGIZED.

OKAY, THEN IT'S BACK TO MY PLAN.

YOU EAT THE ENERGY BAR
AND THEN RUN YOUR ASS OFF.

OKAY, LOOK, THIS IS
WHAT I'M GONNA DO...

I'M GONNA RUN DOWN THE SIDEWALK.

WHEN THE DOG CHASES ME,
YOU RUN IN AND RING THE BELL.

OKAY?

OKAY, OKAY.

OKAY, HERE WE GO!

GO ON! GO ON!

GET HIM! GET HIM!

HE TASTES LIKE BACON.

OKAY. DID YOU SERVE HIM?

NO. THE DOG CAME RIGHT BACK.

OUR PLAN'S ONLY GONNA WORK
IF YOU'RE INSIDE THE FENCE.

IS THIS YOUR PLAN
OR THE DOG'S PLAN?

COME ON. THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK.

LET'S JUST GET IN THE
TRUCK AND GO HOME.

HEY! ROGER!

WE'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.

WAIT A SECOND. YOU
SAID HE WAS SHOT.

NO, NO, NO. I SAID HE
WAS HOT. LOOK AT HIM.

THAT IS IT. I'M GOING.

LOOK, IRENE, HE LIED TO YOU,
AND I WANT HIM TO ADMIT IT.

IS IT TRUE, ROGER?
DID YOU LIE TO ME?

I DID NOT!

I SWEAR ON THE EAGLE.

OH, PLEASE! MAKE
HIM SWEAR ON A BIBLE.

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE A BIBLE?

NO ONE?

WHAT KIND OF BAR IS THIS?

BERG, THE POINT IS NOT
WHETHER ROGER LIED.

THE POINT IS THAT YOU CAN'T
STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS.

ONCE AGAIN, YOU
DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME.

WAIT...

YOU JUST KEEP MAKING ME
LOOK BETTER AND BETTER.

I MIGHT'VE BLOWN THIS ONE,
BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP ON IRENE.

NOT AS LONG AS I'M ALIVE.

IF... ANYTHING HAPPENS TO
ME, YOU'RE ALL WITNESSES.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT
YOU TO KEEP TRYING.

BECAUSE THE MORE YOU CHASE HER,

THE MORE YOU JUST
DRIVE HER AWAY.

I'M NOT DRIVING HER AWAY.

OH, NO?

SO SHE'S NOT MOVING
OUT OF THE BUILDING?

OR WEREN'T YOU LISTENING
TO HER THEN, TOO?

GAME, SET... MATCH, BABY!

HEY, WE'RE CLOSING UP THE PARK.

OH, OFFICER, I'M JUST GONNA
NEED A FEW MORE MINUTES.

I'M SORRY, PAL.

COME ON. FIVE MORE MINUTES?

RULES ARE RULES.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO
DO THIS AND BLOW MY COVER,

BUT... I'M ON THE JOB.

OH, YOU'RE A FIREMAN?

YEAH.

WHAT ARE YOU INVESTIGATING,
AN ILLEGAL BARBECUE?

COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK HERE.

I MEAN, LOOK, WE'RE
BOTH CIVIL SERVANTS.

WE BOTH CARRY A BADGE.

WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER THING...

WHY DO YOU GUYS CARRY A BADGE?

LOOK, THE THING IS, OFFICER,
I'M WAITING FOR A GIRL.

OH, YOU GOT STOOD UP, HUH?

I MOST CERTAINLY
DID NOT GET STOOD UP.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN WAITING?
AN HOUR AND 52 MINUTES.

MY MISTAKE.

THE THING IS, IS...

I HAD THIS REALLY SPECIAL
SURPRISE FOR HER, TOO.

SEE, EVERY SEVEN YEARS,

THE PLANET VENUS ALIGNS
WITH THE NORTH STAR,

AND THEY SAY THAT IF YOU SEE
IT WITH THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE,

YOU'RE LINKED IN TIME
WITH THEM FOREVER.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

YEAH.

SHOULD HAPPEN ANY SECOND NOW.

THERE IT IS.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE
HOME AGAIN, BUT WE MADE IT.

THE GUY WAS ACTUALLY
IMPRESSED THAT WE GOT BY HIS DOG.

HE ASKED ME TO JOIN HIS CREW.

I HAD A GREAT TIME.

YEAH, ME TOO.

GOT ANY MORE SUBPOENAS?

NO, JUST THE ONE.

UNFORTUNATELY,
CRIME IS WAY DOWN.

HEY, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.

THE MUSEUM HAS
FREE CHAMBER MUSIC.

BABY, YOU KNOW IT'S BAD IF
IT'S FREE AND I DON'T WANT TO GO.

OKAY. WELL, AT LEAST
WE HAD FUN TODAY.

THIS MAY SOUND A LITTLE
CORNY, US BEING MARRIED AND ALL,

BUT I KIND OF MISS
HANGING OUT WITH YOU.

AW!

MAYBE NEXT WEEKEND WE
COULD GO SEE THAT PLAY.

OR WE COULD GO TO
THE BASEBALL GAME.

UH, NO GAME NEXT WEEKEND.

OH, DARN IT. THEN YOU WIN.

WE'LL GO TO THE PLAY.

I JUST WANT TO BE
HANGING OUT WITH YOU.

YEAH. ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THAT WE'RE TOGETHER.

I'LL GO TO ALL THE
BASEBALL GAMES YOU WANT

AS LONG AS YOU'RE THERE.

AND I GET TO EAT FREE HOT DOGS.

AND YOU BRING A BLANKET.

AND WE DON'T SIT
IN THE BLEACHERS

AND WE LEAVE EARLY.

OKAY.

SO, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW?

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.
WE COULD GO FOR A WALK.

OKAY.

COME ON, LET'S GO!

ALL RIGHT.

OH, YEAH.

BABY, WE CAN'T KEEP
HIM. HE'S NOT OURS!

I KNOW.

I'M JUST GONNA KEEP HIM
TILL I GET MY KEYS BACK.

COME IN.

WELL, YOU'RE ALIVE.

THAT'S ONE STRIKE AGAINST YOU.

PETE...

WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?
WAS THIS A GAME TO YOU?

I WAIT FOR HOURS,

AND NOW, ACCORDING TO
THE LAWS OF ASTROLOGY,

I'M COSMICALLY LINKED
TO AN OFFICER HARRIS!

LOOK, I-I JUST LOST
TRACK OF TIME.

I'VE GOT TO PACK
UP MY ENTIRE LIFE.

IT TAKES A WHILE.

HAVE A LITTLE MORE
RESPECT FOR ME

AND COME UP WITH A
BETTER LIE THAN THAT.

LOOK, PETE, WE AGREED NOT TO
BECOME EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED.

WELL, I'M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN.

FORGET ABOUT TODAY.
IT NEVER HAPPENED.

WAIT.

I DID... IN A PARK
FOR THREE HOURS.

I WAS AFRAID.

WHAT? YOU? IT WAS AFTER SUNDOWN.

WHAT DID YOU HAVE
TO BE AFRAID OF?

TODAY WAS... IT
WAS A PERFECT DAY.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,

STANFORD JUST DIDN'T SEEM
TO MATTER THAT MUCH TO ME.

SO THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T
SHOW UP TONIGHT.

I WAS AFRAID I'D WANT TO STAY.

THEN STAY.

I CAN'T STAY!

I-I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP

EVERYTHING THAT I'VE
WORKED SO HARD FOR.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I
TURNED THE TABLES AND SAID,

"HEY, PETE, GIVE UP YOUR CAREER

AND TURN YOUR LIFE UPSIDE
DOWN AND MOVE TO CALIFORNIA"?

OKAY. NO, DON'T BE AN IDIOT!

YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR WHOLE LIFE

JUST BECAUSE OF A
3-DAY RELATIONSHIP.

WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK?

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ME AND YOU...

I'M WILLING TO BET
IT ALL ON A HUNCH.

WELL, I CAN'T DO THAT.

BECAUSE YOU'RE A COWARD.

ASHLEY, YOU WALK AROUND
HERE LIKE YOU'RE BULLETPROOF,

BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE
JUST A SCARED LITTLE GIRL.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM A COWARD.

YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS ONE OF THE TIMES
I WISH I WASN'T RIGHT.

SO LONG.

Johnny: WHOA! STOP! HEEL!

BOY, EASY! WHOA!

OKAY, WHERE WERE WE?

RIGHT. YOU'RE A COWARD.
PLEASE ELABORATE.

DON'T MOVE.

DO I HAVE A BEE... IN MY HAIR?

DON'T MOVE... OUT
OF THE BUILDING...

BECAUSE OF ME.

THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I'M GONNA BOTHER YOU.

YEAH, RIGHT. I'VE
HEARD IT BEFORE.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I MEAN IT.

I REALIZE THAT, UH, I HAVEN'T
BEEN LISTENING TO YOU.

WELL, IF YOU... LET ME FINISH.

I KEPT THINKING THAT,
UH, IF I LEFT YOU ALONE,

WELL, IT'D BE LIKE
GIVING UP ON US.

NOW I KNOW THAT THE
ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE

IS IF I DO, IN FACT,
LEAVE YOU ALONE.

AND I SHOULD'VE DONE IT
THREE WEEKS AGO, AND I'M SORRY.

THANK YOU, BERG.

THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M GIVING UP.

I'M STILL GONNA BE
IN MY APARTMENT,

HOPING THAT SOMEDAY
YOU'LL COME OVER

AND... KNOCK ON MY DOOR AND...

YOU KNOW, ASK FOR ME.

BYE, IRENE.

BERG?

ME TOO.

YOU REALLY MEAN IT?

YOU'LL REALLY LEAVE ME ALONE?

YES, I REALLY MEAN IT.

THEN I GUESS I DON'T HAVE
TO MOVE OUT OF THE BUILDING.

I'M GLAD.

I'M GOING FOR A WALK RIGHT NOW,

SO IF YOU'RE GONNA KNOCK
ON MY DOOR, I'M NOT GONNA BE...