Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 4, Episode 18 - Make Mine Tea - full transcript

Katie invites Berg to the launch of a new comic book. Ashley provides him with his conscience. Berg does his best to upset Irene by starting a fight with her. Pete is upset with him. Berg goes to the launch and it turns out that Katie is the author of the comic book. When they kiss Berg realises that Irene is the one that he really loves. But Irene is not happy when he tells her what he did. Sharon is going out on a stakeout to catch a cheating husband. Johnny is unavailable so she takes Pete with her. Pete is incompetent but they get the pictures they want. Sharon thinks Johnny is being unfaithful but he has a different reason for his strange behaviour.

AH, MICHAEL.

KATIE, HEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,

AND I HAPPENED TO HAVE A RARE

"CAPTAIN KARMA" COMIC BOOK

FOR A HARD-WORKING DOCTOR.

OH, THIS IS GREAT. THIS
ONE'S AWESOME, TOO.

THIS IS THE ONE
WHERE CAPTAIN KARMA

MEETS HIS SIDEKICK GARY.

YEAH, I WAS JUST
THINKING ABOUT YOU.

OKAY. YEAH.



HEY, THEY'RE LAUNCHING
A NEW COMIC BOOK

AT THAT COFFEEHOUSE ON BEACON.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO?

YES, I WOULD, EXCEPT
NO... 'CAUSE, UH...

'CAUSE I'M REALLY KIND
OF BUSY AROUND HERE.

WELL, IT'S AT 6:00
AND I'LL BE THERE,

SO COME IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

YEAH, THANKS FOR THE BOOK.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

WOW. STRONG.

OH, WHO WAS THAT?

IT WAS JUST A NICE GIRL.

THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T KNOW HER.

REALLY? AND DOES IRENE KNOW HER?



NO, ACTUALLY, IRENE DOESN'T KNOW

EVERYONE I KNOW.

CERTAINLY NOT THE
GIRLS YOU FLIRT WITH.

I DON'T FLIRT WITH WOMEN,
ASHLEY, I TALK TO THEM.

IS IT MY FAULT IT
COMES OUT LIKE MUSIC?

YOU SHOULDN'T BE
GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE

WHEN YOU HAVE A
GIRLFRIEND, AND YOU KNOW IT.

I AM NOT GOING
OUT WITH HER, OKAY?

I MIGHT MEET HER
IN A PUBLIC PLACE.

MY GRANDFATHER USED
TO USE AN EXPRESSION

I THINK MIGHT APPLY HERE.

UH-HUH, WHAT WAS
THAT? SHUT UP, ASHLEY.

HEY, BABY.

HEY, OH, GOOD, YOU'RE HOME.

GUESS WHAT I'M DOING.

YOU'RE LEAVING ME
AND TAKING VERY LITTLE.

NO. I'M GOING ON A STAKEOUT.

GET OUT. YEAH.

MARK'S WORKING ON THIS
WOMAN'S DIVORCE CASE,

AND WE NEED TO GET PICTURES
OF HER HUSBAND CHEATING.

WELL, WHAT A
COINCIDENCE. I GOT YOU

A "SOMEONE'S CHEATING" BOUQUET.

OH, SWEET, BUT
NEXT TIME, SWEETIE,

TAKE OFF THE PRICE TAG.

SEEMED PRETTY TACKY JUST
TO GIVE YOU THE RECEIPT.

I JUST WANTED TO SAY SORRY

FOR SPENDING SO MUCH TIME
AT THE STATION THIS WEEK.

I KNOW. I MISS YOU.

I ASKED PETE TO
COME WITH ME TONIGHT.

HE WANTS TO USE
HIS BINOCULAR FLASK,

BUT WHY DON'T YOU
COME WITH ME INSTEAD?

WE COULD FOOL AROUND.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO
CATCH THEM FOOLING AROUND

IF WE'RE FOOLING AROUND?

IF YOU DO IT RIGHT,
I WON'T CARE.

BABY, I WOULD LOVE TO,

BUT I GOT TO GET
BACK TO THE STATION.

YOU'RE GOING TO
THE STATION AGAIN?

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUIN DAYS.

I'VE BEEN TRAINING ALL WEEK.
THE TEST IS ON SATURDAY.

IF I FAIL ANY ONE
OF THESE, I'M OUT.

GOD, SWEETIE, IS YOUR
BACK STILL BOTHERING YOU?

NO, NO. YOU REACH A CERTAIN AGE,

THAT'S THE NOISE YOU
MAKE WHEN YOU BEND OVER.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

IT'S INTERNATIONAL NIGHT.

AGAIN?

YES, IT'S THURSDAY,

THE NIGHT WE EXPLORE THE CULTURE

OF A DIFFERENT COUNTRY,

AND TONIGHT THE
LUCKY NATION IS ITALIA.

WELL, I'M STILL
DIGESTING POLAND THERE.

OH, COME ON. I MADE
SAUSAGE WITH MEATBALLS

AND ARRANGED THEM IN A WAY
THAT ALWAYS MAKES YOU LAUGH.

IRENE, LOOK, I, UH, I GOT
TO TELL YOU, YOU KNOW,

I'M GETTING PRETTY TIRED
OF INTERNATIONAL NIGHT.

YOU LOVED SWISS NIGHT.

YEAH, BUT YOU WERE NAKED

AND THE ALPS WERE
COVERED IN CHOCOLATE.

HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING.

NO, THERE'S SOMETHING
ON YOUR MIND.

NO, THERE ISN'T.

OH, COME ON. OKAY,
IT ISN'T ME, IS IT?

NO, IT'S NOT... IT'S
NOT... NOT REALLY.

WHAT IS IT? AM I ANNOYING YOU?

I'M ANNOYING, AREN'T I?

SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT ONCE.

NO, WAIT. NO, NO,
IT'S NOT THAT, OKAY?

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

IT'S JUST LITTLE
THINGS, YOU KNOW?

LIKE WHAT?

LIKE INTERNATIONAL
NIGHT, FOR INSTANCE.

YOU KNOW, ALL YOUR CHOICES
HAVE BEEN VERY EUROCENTRIC.

I'M SORRY. I HAD NO
IDEA THIS BOTHERED YOU.

DON'T BE LIKE THAT, ALL RIGHT?

I'M SURE THAT I DO THINGS
THAT BOTHER YOU, TOO.

I MEAN, LITTLE THINGS. NOPE.

NOPE. WELL, LAST
WEEK WHEN... NOPE.

OKAY.

IRENE, IF YOU DON'T
FEEL CLOSE ENOUGH

TO OPEN UP TO ME,

THEN WHAT KIND OF
RELATIONSHIP DO WE HAVE?

WELL, OKAY, I GUESS
THERE IS ONE THING.

THERE YOU GO. LET'S HAVE IT.

WELL, THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU SHAVED HERE,

THERE WAS A LITTLE
SPLASH ON THE MIRROR...

OH, MY GOD!

WHAT IS THIS,

MARTHA STEWART'S SUMMER
HOME ALL OF THE SUDDEN?

I CAN'T EVEN RELAX A LITTLE

AT MY OWN GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE?

FOR GOD'S SAKE!

OH, BERG, YOU ASKED ME.

YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T THINK

I'D BE RAKED OVER THE COALS.

WOW. THIS REALLY HURTS.

I'M SORRY.

I THINK I NEED SOME
TIME ALONE TO THINK.

I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO MY PLACE

WHERE I CAN SHAVE

WITHOUT BEING TREATED
LIKE SOME DEGENERATE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I
FEEL LIKE SUCH A TARGET.

COME ON, PETE. WE'RE LATE.

I'M COMING.

YOU SAID WEAR BLACK.

I SAID WEAR SOMETHING
THAT BLENDS IN.

THIS DOES BLEND.

I AM THE NIGHT.

HEY, BERG, DO YOU THINK

THIS IS THE RIGHT THING
TO WEAR ON A STAKEOUT?

I FIND IT A LITTLE FRIGHTENING

THAT YOU OWN A
STAKEOUT ENSEMBLE.

NO, THIS ISN'T A
STAKEOUT ENSEMBLE.

I PUT THIS TOGETHER.

SEE, THIS IS MY SKI TURTLENECK

AND THESE ARE MY MATADOR PANTS.

HEY, HEY, HEY, BERG,
WANT TO COME WITH US?

I'M TOO UPSET. IRENE
STARTED A HUGE FIGHT.

ABOUT WHAT?

OH, I'M A GIANT
SLOB, APPARENTLY.

IT'S SO UPSETTING.

IT MAKES ME WANT
TO, I DON'T KNOW,

GO TO A COMIC BOOK
SIGNING WITH AN OLD FRIEND.

COME ON, PETE.

WAIT, WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU?

I CAN'T SEE YOU.

YOU'VE BLENDED IN SO WELL.

YEAH, OKAY, I'LL BE IN THE CAR.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

I WANT TO TALK
TO BERG FOR A SEC.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

AAH! WHAT? WHAT?

COMIC BOOK SIGNING?
COMIC BOOK GIRL?

THIS IS THE GIRL YOU
WERE ATTRACTED TO.

DON'T MAKE IT SUCH A BIG DEAL.

IT IS A BIG DEAL. YOU
CAN'T DO THIS TO IRENE.

YOU SAID YOU LOVED
HER AND SHE SAID IT BACK.

12 HOURS LATER.

YEAH, WELL, IT TOOK
YOU THREE DAYS

TO RETURN MY "I LOVE YOU, MAN."

COME ON.

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS MAY SOUND RIDICULOUS,

BUT IN THAT 12 HOURS,
SOMETHING CHANGED.

I DON'T LOOK AT HER
THE SAME WAY ANYMORE.

THIS MORNING SHE RAN
AT ME WITH A MEAT CLEAVER

AND IT JUST WASN'T AS
CUTE AS IT USED TO BE.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, YOU
DON'T LOVE HER ANYMORE?

ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WAS HURT,

AND THEN I MET KATIE,

AND NOW I'M SO CONFUSED.

BERG, MAN, I WISH YOU'D
COME AND TALKED TO ME.

I MEAN, I HATE TO
TOOT MY OWN HORN,

BUT YOU'RE TALKING TO THE GUY

WHO'S BEEN CONFUSED
IN EVERY RELATIONSHIP

HE'S EVER BEEN IN.

AND I REALLY WISH
WE'D HAD THIS TALK

WHEN YOU WEREN'T
WEARING MATADOR PANTS.

LOOK, PETE, IF I DON'T
SEE THIS THROUGH,

THEN I'M NEVER GOING TO
KNOWHOW I REALLY FEEL.

ALL RIGHT, JUST BE CAREFUL.

Sharon: PETE, GET OUT HERE!

THE NIGHT CALLS.

SO, PETE...

PETE?

I'M SORRY. WHO?

MAVERICK.

GO FOR MAVERICK.

OH, IT'S HIM! IT'S HIM!
GRAB THE CAMERA!

ALL RIGHT, WHERE DID HE GO?

WHERE DID HE...
WHERE DID YOU GO?

IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT
WAS THE WRONG GUY.

WE SURE TAUGHT HIM A LESSON.

DID YOU SEE HIM RUN?

NO.

OKAY, GIVE ME THOSE BINOCULARS.

YOU ARE CUT OFF.

YOU'RE NO FUN.

NO WONDER JOHNNY DIDN'T
COME WITH YOU TONIGHT.

WELL, HE DIDN'T COME

BECAUSE HE'S DOING ANOTHER ONE

OF YOUR STUPID
TRAINING EXERCISES.

HE'S BEEN THERE
EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK,

THE POOR LITTLE THING.

HE HAS? I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.

WHAT?

HE SAID HE'S BEEN THERE.

OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

NO, YEAH, HE WAS THERE.

BUT YOU JUST SAID
THAT HE WASN'T.

YEAH, WHY ARE YOU
LISTENING TO ME?

I'M RIPPED ON BINOCULAR HOOTCH.

OH, GOD, I KNEW
IT! I JUST KNEW IT!

I'M SORRY, MRS. PRUITT, BUT
WE CAUGHT HIM RED-HANDED.

YEAH, LET'S SEE HIM TRY

AND ARGUE HIS WAY
OUT OF THAT ONE.

OH, THAT LYING SCUM!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I
DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING.

HEY, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF
UP. GUYS ARE SNEAKY.

I MEAN, FIRST THEY START
BY WORKING LATE AT NIGHT,

AND THEN THEY HAVE TO
GO IN EARLY IN THE MORNING,

AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,

THEY HAVE TO GO
AWAY ON WEEKENDS.

YEAH, I GUESS THIS
IS THE KIND OF THING

YOU'VE SEEN A HUNDRED TIMES.

I'VE DONE IT A HUNDRED TIMES.

YOU SEE, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.

YOU'D BETTER KEEP AN
EYE ON YOUR MAN, MISSY.

OH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
HE LOVES ME TOO MUCH.

HE JUST BROUGHT ME
THESE FLOWERS YESTERDAY.

YEAH, WELL, I JUST GOT A
DOZEN ROSES ON TUESDAY.

YEAH, WE WERE JUST
MARRIED A YEAR AGO.

LAST SUMMER.

WE HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME.

OKAY, THAT'S DIFFERENT.

WE STOPPED BECAUSE
"HIS BACK WENT OUT."

SON OF A!

OH, HEY, YOU MADE IT.

I WASN'T SURE YOU'D FIND IT.

OH, NO, I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.

I'VE HECKLED POETRY
READINGS HERE.

EXCUSE ME. CAN I
GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

CAN I GET YOU A
BETTER PICK-UP LINE?

TO A FELLOW GEEK,
LOVE KATIE CONNER.

WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS IS... THIS IS YOU.

THIS IS GREAT. OH, MY...

WOW. HOW DID YOU BECOME
SUCH A GREAT ARTIST?

WELL, YOU SEE, THE
SECRET TO BEING GOOD

IS BEING HOLED UP IN YOUR ROOM

ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL.

THAT'S ALSO THE
SECRET TO SELF LOVE.

COME ON. LET'S GRAB A COFFEE.

TWO HAZELNUTS, PLEASE.

WOW.

SO TAKE A LOOK.

DO YOU SEE ANYBODY FAMILIAR?

UH, NO, JUST A PIZZA FACE
WITH AN ALUMINUM SMILE.

HEY, THAT'S ME.

YEP. YOU ARE THE LEADER
OF THE WONDER GEEKS.

NO WAY!

OH, MAN, I NEVER WOULD HAVE

BEEN PICKED ON IN HIGH SCHOOL

IF I HAD A CAPE.

I'VE BEEN WORKING ON
THIS FOR EIGHT YEARS.

I MODELED THAT
CHARACTER AFTER YOU.

REALLY?

YEAH. I WANTED TO
WRITE ABOUT SOMEONE

WHO WAS KIND AND
FUNNY AND DECENT.

I WANTED TO WRITE
ABOUT YOU, BERG.

WOW. THAT WAS GREAT.

I GOT TO GO.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

UM, OKAY, LOOK.

MY GIRLFRIEND SAID
THAT SHE DIDN'T LOVE ME

AND LATER ON SHE SAID
THAT SHE DID LOVE ME,

BUT MEANWHILE I RAN INTO
YOU AND I GOT CONFUSED,

SO I CAME DOWN HERE TO SEE
IF THERE'S ANYTHING WITH YOU,

AND THEN WE KISSED

AND THEN I REALIZED
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING,

AND I REALIZED MOST OF ALL
THAT I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND.

I LOVE HER.

GOD, THANK YOU.

OH, SEE? NOTHING.

SO THIS IS WHERE SHE LIVES.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
I KNOW THIS HOUSE.

THIS IS WHERE WE DO
THE TRAINING EXERCISES.

WHAT? WELL, WHAT'S
HE DOING HERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S JUST AN EMPTY HOUSE
FILLED WITH MATTRESSES.

PETE, WHAT IF HE REALLY
IS CHEATING ON ME?

SHARON, HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

HE LOVES YOU.

THAT'S HIM.

OH, MY GOD! HE'S WITH SOMEONE!

LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

OH, WAIT. I'LL GO
GET THE CAMERA.

I'M HERE. I DON'T NEED PICTURES.

JOHNNY! SHARON!

ALL RIGHT, WHO IS SHE?

WHO'S WHO? WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?

OH, MY GOD! SHE'S A HIM!

IT'S A TRAINING DUMMY
FROM THE FIRE STATION.

OH, GOOD LORD, THAT'S SICK.

JOHNNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M TOO EMBARRASSED TO SAY.

WELL, I'LL SAY IT.

YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH A STUFFED MAN!

OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

MY BACK HAS BEEN KILLING ME.

I DROVE OUT HERE, I
GRABBED ONE OF THE DUMMIES.

I'M TAKING THE WEIGHTS OUT,

THAT WAY IT'LL BE LIGHTER
FOR TOMORROW'S TEST.

WHAT? SO YOU'VE BEEN OUT HERE

RIGGING THE TESTS EVERY NIGHT?

EXCEPT WEDNESDAY.
THAT'S MY STEP CLASS.

SO YOU'RE NOT CHEATING ON ME?

NO. HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK?

YOU'RE SNEAKING AROUND
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,

YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX,

AND YOU SPENT MONEY ON FLOWERS.

YOU SPENT MONEY, JOHNNY.

WHAT?

YOU'RE JEALOUS.
YOU THOUGHT I WAS

GETTING A LITTLE
SOMETHING ON THE SIDE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I
DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY.

WHY? BABY, I'M NOT
CHEATING ON YOU.

NO, YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME...

ME AND THE ENTIRE
FIRE DEPARTMENT,

AND LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, JOHNNY,

SHE IS A WOMAN WHO
DOES NOT FORGIVE.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ON ME.

I HAVE NO CHOICE.

WE DO THESE TESTS FOR A REASON.

I MEAN, JOHN, DO WE WANT FIREMEN

WHO CAN ONLY SAVE THE SKINNY?

PETE, YOU KNOW I'M A STRONG GUY.

MY BACK WILL HEAL

AND I WILL BE A GREAT FIREMAN.

DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME.

WHAT KIND OF MAN CHEATS
HIS WAY THROUGH LIFE, HUH,

BENDING THE RULES TO
SERVE HIS OWN SELFISH NEEDS?

I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS
TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

OH, YOU MAKE ME SICK.

HEY, BERG, WHY THE LONG FACE?

OH, YEAH, IT'S YOUR
ODDLY SHAPED HEAD.

I WENT OUT WITH THAT GIRL,

AND I'M TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT A WAY TO TELL IRENE.

HOW ABOUT IN A NICE NOTE
ON THE LID OF YOUR COFFIN?

I JUST FEEL LIKE I
REALLY NEED TO TELL HER.

NO. WHY, IS THE GIRL PREGNANT?

IS THERE VIDEOTAPE? NO.

IS IT COMING OUT
IN THE TABLOIDS?

DID SHE TURN OUT TO BE A MAN?

WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM?

NO. OKAY, LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL.

I FEEL SO GREAT
BECAUSE NOW I REALIZE

HOW I FEEL ABOUT IRENE, OKAY?

BUT I ALSO FEEL SO GUILTY

BECAUSE I BETRAYED
HER TO FIND OUT.

GOOD, YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY,

BUT LET IT TORTURE
YOU, NOT IRENE.

WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO YOU?

WELL, IT MAY SOUND CRAZY,

BUT I'VE GROWN FOND
OF THAT LITTLE FREAK...

AND I DON'T WANT
TO SEE HER HURT.

BESIDES, I DIDN'T TELL
YOU THAT I KISSED JUSTIN

WHEN YOU AND I
WERE GOING OUT, DID I?

YOU WHAT?

SEE, I SHOULD HAVE
KEPT IT TO MYSELF.

NOW I'VE HURT YOUR FEELINGS.

FINE, BUT I'LL GET OVER IT.

I ALSO DIDN'T TELL
YOU THAT JUSTIN AND I

PHOTOCOPIED OUR BUTTS
DURING THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

THAT POOR, HELPLESS MACHINE.

OH, OH...

WELL, YOU'RE IN QUITE
THE RUSH TO SEE ME.

I AM. LISTEN, I WANT TO
APOLOGIZE FOR YESTERDAY.

NO, IT WAS MY FAULT.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE

HARPED AT YOU ABOUT
THE SHAVING THING.

NO, NO. I MEAN,
THAT WAS MY FAULT.

LOOK, LET'S NOT
POINT FINGERS, OKAY?

LET'S JUST PUT IT ALL BEHIND US.

I DON'T WANT TO BE
ONE OF THOSE COUPLES

THAT GETS BOGGED
DOWN IN SILLY FIGHTS.

LET'S NOT BE JOHNNY
AND SHARON, PLEASE.

ALL RIGHT. ALL'S FORGIVEN?

THESE ARE... THESE ARE FOR YOU.

OH, I LOVE THE FLOWERS.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

SEE, I SAID IT RIGHT
AWAY THIS TIME.

COME HERE.

OH, GOSH.

LISTEN, UM... OOH, WHAT'S THIS?

THAT? OH.

THAT'S JUST A STUPID COMIC.

I CAN SEE WHY YOU BOUGHT IT.

THIS GEEK LOOKS LIKE YOU.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

UM, I WENT TO THE SIGNING
OF THIS COMIC BOOK...

TO MEET ANOTHER WOMAN.

OH.

THAT'S OKAY.

GOOD.

I'M CALM.

ALL RIGHT.

SO... WHO IS THIS WOMAN?

WHAT'S HER ADDRESS?

NO.

IRENE, DON'T OVERREACT, OKAY?

WE JUST HAD COFFEE.

AND COFFEE LEADS TO
SEX. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

GOD, WHY DO YOU THINK
THERE'S A STARBUCKS

ON EVERY CORNER IN AMERICA?

COME ON, DON'T BE
RIDICULOUS, ALL RIGHT?

WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX,
OKAY? WE JUST KISSED.

EXCUSE ME?

I AM SO SORRY. I WAS CONFUSED.

WELL, SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT.

YOU CAN'T GIVE IN
TO EVERY TEMPTATION

THAT COMES ALONG,
MICHAEL BERGEN.

YOU KNOW, I WAS WATCHING

BENICIO DEL TORO
THE OTHER NIGHT,

AND, YOU KNOW, I BEGAN TO STIR.

I TURNED THE CHANNEL
OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOU.

NOW I'M AFRAID
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.

STOP.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW...

YOU BROKE MY HEART.

THERE YOU GO. ENJOY.

HI. I'M YOUR NUMBER-ONE FAN.

THAT'S SWEET.

WHO I SHOULD MAKE THIS OUT TO?

UH-HUH, YEAH, MAKE IT
OUT TO A WOMAN SCORNED.

YEAH, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

I JUST HAD MY HEART
BROKEN MYSELF.

OH, THAT'S SO SAD.

MAYBE WE SHOULD GET
TOGETHER AND TALK ABOUT IT.

WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?