Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 3, Episode 21 - Love Shack - full transcript

HONEY, WHAT'S THE
WALL DOING ON THE FLOOR

OF OUR LIVING ROOM/DEN/FOYER?

REMEMBER I PROMISED TO MAKE
THIS PLACE SPECIAL FOR YOU?

I'M EXPANDING THE "SLASH-FOYER"
INTO A BREAKFAST NOOK.

CAN YOU HAVE IT
FINISHED BY SATURDAY?

I'M HAVING THE HOSPITAL
BOARD OF TRUSTEES OVER.

OH, I'D HANG THE MOON
IF YOU ASKED ME TO.

I'D PART THE SEAS IF THAT
WERE YOUR DESIRE, BABY.

HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR?

"BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH."

SATURDAY NIGHT, OKAY?



YEAH, PLENTY OF TIME.

[ELECTRICITY SURGES]

[GASPS]

HEY, THE GOOD NEWS IS

NOW YOU CAN'T SEE
THE MESS I CREATED.

HEY, BERG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M SETTING UP A SHELL
GAME WITH URINE CUPS.

GUESS WHICH CUP THE
KIDNEY STONE'S UNDER.

OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

I GUESS YOU'RE ON INVENTORY

EVER SINCE YOU WERE PUT
ON... ON... ON... YOU KNOW.

ACADEMIC PROBATION? IT'S OKAY.

YOU CAN'T GET IT BY
SAYING IT OUT LOUD.

YOU GET IT BY IGNORING
A DIABETIC'S CHART



AND SENDING HIM INTO SHOCK.

I DIDN'T WANT TO REMIND YOU.

I THOUGHT THEY LET
YOU TREAT PATIENTS

WHEN GUTTMANN WAS OUT SICK.

UNFORTUNATELY,
DR. GUTTMANN GOT BETTER.

DAMN PENICILLIN.

HEY, HEY. NO TALKING
WITH THE DOCTORS.

THIS IS MY REPUTATION
ON THE LINE.

ZIP IT, MAN.

HELLO, GERM.

HI, DR. WALKER.

I'M SORRY... HE'S
STILL A LITTLE GREEN.

MAN, THE GAUZE GOES
IN FRONT OF... JUST MOVE.

DR. WALKER...

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP
IN SURGERY THIS MORNING.

IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

HEY, IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE
GOTTEN A GUY TO OPEN UP TO ME.

[BOTH LAUGH]

AND IT NEARLY KILLED HIM.

YOU'RE IN WITH DR. BRYCE?

WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK I'M IN WITH JANET?

OKAY, YOU GOTTA
TALK TO HER FOR ME.

SHE CAN GET ME OFF PROBATION.

COME ON, BERG. JANET'S
REALLY APPROACHABLE.

JUST GO UP AND TELL
HER WHAT HAPPENED.

WHAT YOU DID IS NOT SO TERRIBLE.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

AND DON'T USE MY NAME.

UH, DR. BRYCE, DR. HARVEY, HI.

UM, LISTEN, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU HAD A TOUGH SURGERY.

I BROUGHT YOU SOME COFFEE.

WELL, HOW NICE. THANK YOU.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
KNOW WHO I AM, BUT...

[SPITS]

MY GOD!

DID YOU PUT SUGAR
IN HIS COFFEE?!

I DON'T KNOW!

HE'S A DIABETIC! DIDN'T
YOU READ HIS CHART?!

HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

OH!

SO YOU DO KNOW WHO I AM.

YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME.

I HAVE A FUNNY STORY TO
TELL THE OTHER DOCTORS.

[IMITATING SPITTING]

OH, WE'RE JUST HAVING
A LITTLE FUN, DR. BERGEN.

EVEN GOOD DOCTORS MAKE MISTAKES.

EXACTLY, AND I'M LOOKING
FOR A SECOND CHANCE.

WELL, I HEARD YOU MESSED
UP BECAUSE YOU WERE COCKY.

BUT I'VE BEEN HUMBLED.

TO BE GREAT, YOU'VE
GOT TO BE COCKY.

WELL, I'M BETTER THAN YOU.

I'LL SUPERVISE YOU
FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS

AND IF YOU'RE COCKY
AND DON'T KILL ANYBODY,

WE'LL SEE ABOUT GETTING
YOU OFF PROBATION.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

BUT WHEN I'M OFF PROBATION,
LOOK OUT FOR YOUR JOB.

OKAY, THERE'S "COCKY," AND
THEN THERE'S "ON MY NERVES."

PETE, I NEED TO ASK YOU A FAVOR.

NOT NOW, SHARON.
I'M LATE FOR WORK.

IN THE COSMETICS
BUSINESS, IF YOU MISS A DAY,

IT'S HARD TO "MAKE UP."

OKAY, THAT'S A BIG
LAUGH AT THE OFFICE.

I JUST NEED TO BORROW YOUR
APARTMENT SATURDAY NIGHT

TO HOST A TEA PARTY.

ALL RIGHT, BUT OUR
EASY-BAKE OVEN IS ON THE FRITZ.

IT'S FOR THE PEOPLE
FROM THE HOSPITAL,

AND IF I CAN IMPRESS
THEM, THEY MIGHT GIVE ME

THE FUNDRAISING-COORDINATOR
POSITION.

WHY CAN'T YOU USE YOUR
PLACE? STILL DON'T HAVE POWER?

JOHNNY WON'T PAY
FOR AN ELECTRICIAN.

BESIDES, IT'S TOO SMALL.

I CAN'T WALK AROUND
ALL NIGHT GOING,

"OKAY, IT'S YOUR TURN
TO SIT IN THE CHAIR."

OKAY, FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GOING TO BE VOLUNTEERING

AT THE FIRE STATION
SATURDAY NIGHT ANYWAY,

BUT YOU BETTER
CLEAR IT WITH BERG.

HEY, HAND ME MY MAKEUP BAG.

WHERE?

RIGHT THERE.

NO, THIS IS YOUR FIREMAN'S BAG.

HUH.

WHERE'S MY MAKEUP BAG?

COME ON, SCORCH.
TIME FOR YOUR WALK.

NURSE JENKINS,
HOW'S MR. RIGBY'S LIVER

RESPONDING TO THAT
PROVASIC TREATMENT?

HE'S DOING GREAT,

BUT THEN, HE HAD THE BEST
DOCTOR IN THE HOSPITAL.

OH! WELL, EASY TO LOOK
AT AND EASY TO LISTEN TO.

DR. BERGEN, HOW ARE WE DOING?

GREAT.

BUT THEN, I'M WORKING WITH
THE BEST DOCTOR IN THE HOSPITAL.

GAG.

LOOK, DR. BERGEN, YOU
DON'T HAVE TO KISS UP.

I'M IMPRESSED ENOUGH
WITH YOUR WORK.

REALLY?

ABSOLUTELY. YOUR
INSTINCTS ARE SHARP,

YOUR SKILLS ARE WELL IN
ADVANCE OF YOUR PEERS.

IN FACT, YOU MAY JUST BE READY
TO BE TAKEN OFF PROBATION.

THANK YOU.

I REALLY WANT TO PUT ALL
THIS UGLINESS BEHIND ME.

[YAWNS]

A LITTLE TIRED? WHY
DON'T YOU GO LIE DOWN?

OH, I CAN NEVER GET
ANY SLEEP AROUND HERE.

I KEEP HAVING THESE
RECURRING NIGHTMARES

THAT GERM IS PUSHING
ME INTO THE O.R.

YEAH.

I GUESS I'M LUCKY
I LIVE SO CLOSE.

I CAN JUST GO HOME
BETWEEN SHIFTS.

I HEARD YOU LIVED NEARBY.

BOY, THAT MUST BE NICE.

IT REALLY IS.

YOU CAN GO TAKE A
NAP ANYTIME YOU WANT.

YUP, I GUESS I'M PRETTY LUCKY.

YOU REALLY ARE.

MM-HMM.

OF COURSE, IF I WERE
TO LEAVE THE HOSPITAL

TO TAKE A NAP
NEARBY, UH, SOMEONE

WOULD HAVE TO LOOK AFTER
MY PATIENTS UNSUPERVISED.

IT COULD REALLY
HELP OUT A PERSON

IF THEY WERE ON PROBATION.

HERE'S MY KEY.

HEY, FELLAS.

DUNVILLE. DUNVILLE.

YOU'RE EARLY.

YEAH, I KNOW.

WHAT, A GUY CAN'T STOP BY
AND HANG OUT WITH HIS BUDDIES,

HANG OUT WITH HIS PALS
AND SWAP FIREMAN STORIES?

ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE
BACK IN AN HOUR.

HANG ON THERE, DUNVILLE.

THERE'S, UH, SOMETHING
A LITTLE AWKWARD

I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU.

UH-HUH.

COULD YOU WAX THE TRUCK?

THE CAPTAIN FINALLY
FOUND THAT POLISH.

OH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, HAPPY TO DO IT.

I JUST GOTTA TAKE CARE
OF SOMETHING FIRST.

TAKE YOUR TIME.

WE KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES
A GUY TO PUT ON HIS FACE!

ALL RIGHT, OKAY,
YOU FOUND MY BAG.

HA HA. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

ALL THIS TIME, WE THOUGHT
YOU WERE A NATURAL BEAUTY.

GUYS, IT'S NOT LIKE
I WEAR THE STUFF.

I SELL IT, WHICH I'M SURE...

IS PRETTY MUCH THE
SAME THING TO YOU.

LOOK, PETE, WE ALL HAVE OUR
EMBARRASSING SECRETS, ALL RIGHT?

YOU KNOW, BEFORE
I WAS A FIREMAN,

I WAS... A MARINE.

AND PLEASE DON'T TELL MY KIDS!

DUNVILLE!

I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A
CHAT ABOUT THAT BAG OF YOURS.

YEAH, CAPTAIN, LOOK, I
KNOW WHAT YOU MUST THINK,

BUT I CAN EXPLAIN.

CAN THE TUNA, SON.

PETE, MY DAUGHTER
ANNETTE IS IN MY OFFICE.

SHE'S AN ANGEL,

BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
WE LOST HER MOTHER

BEFORE SHE COULD
TEACH HER CERTAIN THINGS

THAT ONLY A MOTHER
CAN TEACH A DAUGHTER.

OH! OH, OH, YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THAT,

BUT I SUPPOSE I COULD
HAVE MY MOTHER CALL HER.

I'M TALKING ABOUT HER
WEARING TOO MUCH MAKEUP.

IT'S LIKE THE COSMETIC COUNTER
JUST BLEW UP IN HER FACE.

OH.

OH, WELL, I'VE NEVER
GIVEN A MAKEOVER.

I'M A VICE-PRESIDENT.

HONESTLY, I DON'T
DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.

YOU'RE ALL I HAVE, SON. PLEASE.

[SIGHS]

ALL RIGHT, WELL, I GUESS IT
WOULDN'T HURT TO TAKE A PEEK.

WOW.

LOOK AT ALL THE COLORS.

ALL RIGHT, ANNETTE.
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

FIRST THING WE'LL DO IS WE'LL
TAKE OFF THE OLD MAKEUP.

UH-HUH. UH-HUH, OKAY.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

AND NOW WE'LL, UH, TAKE
OFF THE OLDER MAKEUP.

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]

SHH-SHH. DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE.

NO. NO, NO, NO, NO!
THIS IS ALL WRONG.

TAKE IT OFF.

[SIGHS]

[CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES]

MY GOD... I'M A GENIUS.

[SIGHS]

CAPTAIN...

THERE'S SOMEONE
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.

BABY?

HI, DADDY!

YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER!

NO, NO, NO! DON'T
HUG! SHE'LL SMUDGE!

DR. BRYCE...

BERGEN, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE AT THE HOSPITAL?

WELL, I FINISHED UP
WITH ALL THE PATIENTS

AND THE PAPERWORK...
HOW WAS YOUR NAP...

IN MY BED?

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,

BUT THIS COUCH IS A
LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.

[WHISTLING]

HEY.

DR. BRYCE, WHAT
EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE?

WITHOUT THE DETAILS.

WELL, I WAS NAPPING,

AND, UH, NURSE
JENKINS CAME OVER,

AND HE HAD SOME
PAPERS FOR ME TO SIGN.

AND HE COULDN'T FIND A PEN.

WHO TOLD YOU TO COME HOME EARLY.

I WOULD'VE CALLED FIRST,

BUT I DIDN'T WANT
TO INTERRUPT YOU

IN THE THROES OF YOUR NAP.

DO YOU HAVE MORE FRUIT PUNCH?

WE'RE ALL OUT.

WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?

WELL, IT'S, UH, YOU
KNOW, NOT YOUR PLACE.

DR. BRYCE, I'M REALLY NOT
COMFORTABLE WITH THIS.

BY THE WAY, HOW
WAS YOUR DAY TODAY?

IT WAS GOOD, BUT...

IT MUST'VE BEEN NICE
WORKING WITH PATIENTS

INSTEAD OF COUNTING
TONGUE DEPRESSORS.

WELL, OF COURSE.

SURE WOULD BE UNFORTUNATE
TO GO BACK TO THAT

WHEN YOU'RE SO CLOSE
TO GETTING OFF PROBATION.

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PLACE
DOESN'T HAVE FRUIT PUNCH?

BE RIGHT BACK. AND, HEY...

PETE'S ROOM HAS A STROBE LIGHT.

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

I HEARD DR. BRYCE
ARRANGED FOR YOU

TO SCRUB IN ON A BYPASS SURGERY.

YEP. GOT TO ASSIST.

GERM, SCURRY ON DOWN TO THE O.R.

AND DROP OFF SOME GAUZE.

HOW QUICKLY THEY FORGET.

WOW, I DIDN'T
THINK YOU'D BE ABLE

TO GET INTO DR. BRYCE'S
GOOD GRACES SO QUICKLY.

YOU MUST HAVE REALLY SHOWN
HER WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.

YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS.

BERG, I RARELY SAY THIS,
BUT I AM PROUD OF YOU.

THANK YOU, ASH, THANK YOU.

ASH, THERE MIGHT BE ONE
OTHER TEENSY-WEENSY REASON

I'M DOING SO WELL.

UM...

I'M LETTING DR. BRYCE HAVE
SEX WITH NURSE JENKINS

IN PETE'S BED.

WHAT?!

YEAH, I THOUGHT IT WAS WRONG. I
JUST WANTED A SECOND OPINION.

HOW COULD YOU?!

SHE'S MY BOSS.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

YOU COULD TELL HER NO.

LOOK, I AM THIS CLOSE TO
GETTING OFF PROBATION, OKAY?

I CAN'T AFFORD FOR
HER TO BE MAD AT ME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU'RE LETTING YOURSELF
GET PUSHED AROUND LIKE THIS.

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. BE A MAN.

I'M NO GOOD AT THAT!

YOU'RE RIGHT.

GO BEHIND HER BACK AND
RAT HER OUT TO DR. HARVEY.

THANKS FOR KNOWING ME, ASH.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

HI, PETE.

HEY, ANNETTE, COME
ON IN. COME ON IN.

WOW, YOU LOOK GREAT.

ALL THANKS TO YOU.

OH, COME ON.

NONSENSE.

YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER.

I'M JUST THE WATER
AND THE MANURE.

WELL, I NEED SOME OF YOUR HELP.

MY FRIENDS AND I ARE
GOING TO A DANCE TONIGHT,

AND I WAS WONDERING IF
YOU COULD WORK YOUR MAGIC.

YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT, ANNETTE?

I'D LOVE TO, BUT I GOTTA
GET TO THE FIREHOUSE.

BUT THEY WENT TO A DEPARTMENT
STORE MAKEUP COUNTER.

BUTCHERS!

COME.

GIVE YOURSELF TO PETE.

UH, UH, UH, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

THE WORK OF 10 MEN.

PETE, MY TEA PARTY.

YOU TOLD ME TO CLEAR
IT WITH BERG, AND I DID.

YEAH, I KNOW, I JUST ASSUMED
NOBODY WOULD COME TO THAT.

WELL, THEY ARE COMING,

AND I NEED TO SHOW THEM HOW
WELL I CAN THROW A FUNDRAISER.

SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE GONNA BE IMPRESSED

WITH THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL KEEP THEM
IN THE BEDROOM, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, ANNETTE.

WE'LL SHOW YOUR
FRIENDS IN THE BATHROOM

THAT TRICK I SHOWED
YOU WITH THE SOAP.

AND THAT'S WHY I CAME
TO YOU, DR. HARVEY.

BECAUSE I HAVE TO
STAND UP FOR WHAT'S RIGHT

REGARDLESS OF THE CONSEQUENCES.

THERE AREN'T GONNA BE
CONSEQUENCES, ARE THERE?

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

SHE'S USING YOUR
APARTMENT FOR RENDEZVOUS,

AND YOU CAN'T STOP HER
BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR SUPERIOR?

EXACTLY.

DON'T WORRY, DR. BERGEN,

BECAUSE YOU CAN BET I'M
GOING TO CHECK INTO THIS.

THANK YOU. THANK
YOU, DR. HARVEY.

I HOPE YOU REALIZE HOW
DIFFICULT THIS WAS FOR ME.

I'M NO WHISTLE-BLOWER.

BY THE WAY,

NURSE JENKINS ATE
ALL MY FIDDLE FADDLE.

AND AS YOUR SUPERIOR,

I WAS SHOCKED TO
HEAR ABOUT THIS.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S VERY SELFISH OF YOU.

DIDN'T I LET YOU USE
THAT INTERN'S BOAT?

I'LL MAKE YOU A KEY.
THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR.

OH, UH, EXCUSE ME.

OH, HI. ARE YOU
FROM THE HOSPITAL?

YES, WE ARE.

I'M SHARON CARTER. COME ON IN.

THE PARTY'S JUST
GETTING STARTED.

I... WELL, I'M SORRY,

BUT, UH, ISN'T THIS
DR. BERGEN'S APARTMENT?

YES, YOU'RE THE FIRST ONES HERE.

I JUST SPOKE TO HIM,

AND I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION

HE DIDN'T WANT ANYONE
TO USE HIS APARTMENT.

HE SAID NO AT FIRST,
BUT THEN I SAID,

"HEY, THIS IS GONNA MAKE A
LOT OF PEOPLE VERY HAPPY."

UH, WHO ARE THEY?

GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS,

COME ON! YOU KNOW THE RULES...

BACK IN THE BEDROOM!

HOPEFULLY, BY THE END
OF THE EVENING, YOU'LL SEE...

I THROW THE KIND OF PARTIES

THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE WANT
TO REACH FOR THEIR WALLETS.

OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET SILLY.

HA! HIRE AN ELECTRICIAN.

WELL, I'M SORRY, I DON'T
THINK AN ELECTRICIAN

WOULD WORK ON
THIS FOR FOUR DAYS.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

WHOA!

OH, COME ON. COME ON!

GOOD.

OKAY, THANKS FOR YOUR
PATIENCE, EVERYBODY,

BUT WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE NEVER
MET ANYBODY LIKE YOU.

WHY WOULD YOU
WANT TO MAKE A LIVING

DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE
A CORPORATE EXECUTIVE,

BUT AT THE END OF THE
DAY I JUST FELT SO DIRTY.

LADIES, COME ON
OUT INTO THE LIGHT.

PETER, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING OUT HERE?

SHARON, I'M DOING MAKEUP.

I NEED LIGHT.

WOULD YOU ASK DEGAS
TO PAINT IN THE DARK?

YOU'RE NOT DEGAS, AND
THEY AIN'T BALLERINAS.

EASE UP, SHARON. I KNOW
THEY'RE NOT GLAMOROUS,

BUT I CAN'T SEND THEM OUT ON
THE STREET LOOKING LIKE THIS.

PLEASE, JUST GO
BACK IN THE BEDROOM.

FINE!

LET THEIR FACES BE ON YOUR HEAD.

HEY, HOW'D IT GO?

YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT.

EVERYTHING WORKED OUT.

LOOKING AHEAD, ALL I SEE
IS A PROMISING FUTURE.

DR. HARVEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHAT IS ALL THIS?

I SAW BERGEN AT THE HOSPITAL,
SO I FIGURED IT WAS SAFE.

AND THROW A PARTY?

HE'S THERE BECAUSE I
MADE HIM STAND WATCH

OVER A PERFECTLY
HEALTHY HYPOCHONDRIAC.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

THIS CAN'T BE THE RIGHT ADDRESS.

YES, IT IS. I DOUBLE-CHECKED IT.

DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANY
TEA PARTY I'VE EVER SEEN.

SHARON!

SHARON, CAN I BORROW
YOUR MASCARA?

I'M ALL OUT.

EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU HELP ME?

OH, COME ON, HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO WORK WITH THIS?

COME WITH ME.

DR. HARVEY?

BERGEN, GREAT PARTY.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
HERE. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE...

KEEPING HER OUT OF HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, ANYWAY?

YOU HAVE A PATIENT
TO LOOK AFTER.

HE WAS PERFECTLY HEALTHY.

HE THOUGHT HE WAS HAVING
PROBLEMS WITH HIS CERVIX.

WITH SO MANY PEOPLE
USING YOUR APARTMENT,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO MAKE A SCHEDULE.

YEAH, MY MOTHER'S AT BINGO.
WE COULD'VE GONE THERE.

THEN YOU COULD'VE HAD
THE TRAILER ALL TO YOURSELF.

GET OUT.

I WANT YOU AND ALL YOUR
SCUZZY FRIENDS OUT OF HERE.

OH, I'M SOR...

BERG, YOU ARE RUINING MY PARTY!

LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING
YOU COULD LOOK 60 AGAIN!

ARE YOU SHARON CARTER?

YES.

I'M MRS. CARTWRIGHT,
HEAD OF THE BOARD.

OH, MY GOD, MRS. CARTWRIGHT,

I AM SORRY FOR WHATEVER
HAPPENED BACK THERE,

BUT I REALLY WANT THIS
FUNDRAISING JOB AT THE HOSPITAL.

EXCUSE ME, I DON'T
MEAN TO BUTT IN,

BUT I DON'T THINK THE
HOSPITAL SHOULD HIRE A HOOKER.

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

I'M SORRY. I MEANT "MADAM."

WHATEVER SHE IS, SHE'S
NOT GETTING THE JOB.

BERG, WHY DO THE BOARD
MEMBERS THINK I'M A HOOKER?

HE'S NOT A BOARD MEMBER.

HE'S JUST A DOCTOR USING MY
PLACE TO HAVE A CHEAP FLING.

S-SHAME ON YOU!

GREAT. THANKS, BERG.

YOU AND YOUR WHORES
HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING!

WELL, SHE WAS BRINGING US DOWN.

LET'S PARTY.

[LAUGHS]

NO, NO. I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE.

THIS IS MY HOME.
I WANT YOU TO GO!

NO, YOU DON'T.

YES, I DO. YOU TOOK
ADVANTAGE OF ME.

NOW, GET OUT!

YOU SURE, DR. BERGEN?

YOU WANNA GET ON OUR BAD SIDE?

HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE THREATEN ME!

YOU KNOW, I TRUSTED YOU.

DR. BRYCE, YOU BETRAYED ME
WHEN I LENT YOU MY APARTMENT.

AND, DR. HARVEY, YOU BETRAYED
ME WHEN I BETRAYED DR. BRYCE.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS
I'M A GOOD DOCTOR.

AND WHEN I SHOW UP
TO WORK TOMORROW,

I EXPECT TO FIND MYSELF
OFF ACADEMIC PROBATION.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE YOU ARE PROFESSIONALS.

WE ARE ALL PROFESSIONALS!

THEY ARE NOT PROFESSIONALS.
I'M THE PROFESSIONAL.

THEY SHOULD LEARN FROM ME.

ALL RIGHT. FOCUS,
BERG, ALL RIGHT?

THEY SHOULD BE
FLUSH AGAINST TH...

GOD! FLUSH AGAINST...
MAN, JUST MOVE!

THOUGHT WE'D BREAK YOU OFF
A LITTLE PIECE OF THE GRAPE.

GERM?

OH, HEY, MAN.

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
HOME WAY LATER THAN THIS.

I GAVE YOU THE WHOLE
STOCKROOM TO DO.

OKAY, OUT. LET'S GO.
HURRY UP. RIGHT NOW. GO.

[CHUCKLES]

AND JUST WHEN I WAS
READY TO MOVE YOU UP

TO PUSHING WHEELCHAIRS.

SORRY I YELLED.