Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 3, Episode 20 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Bachelorette - full transcript

OKAY, THAT WAS A PERFECT
EXAMPLE OF EMERGENCY CPR.

DONVILLE, DELANEY, YOU'RE NEXT.

BUT, CAPTAIN...

OKAY, GO AHEAD, CHUCK.
SHOW THEM YOUR TRICK.

PPPHHHBBTTT!

HA HA HA HA HA!

I LOVE THAT!

THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY, CHUCK.

I'M SO LUCKY TO GO NEXT.

GOOD WORK, DONVILLE.

NOW THE VICTIM'S CLEAN.



HE'S DEAD, BUT CLEAN.

GEE, PETE, ALL THAT
EXPERIENCE WITH BLOW-UP DOLLS

FINALLY PAID OFF.

I WISH. I WISH.

THEN I'D KNOW HOW TO DEFLATE YOU

AND SHOVE YOU BACK IN YOUR BOX.

Captain: OKAY,
MARTI, YOU'RE NEXT.

BUT, SIR, THE IDIOT'S IN
THE WAY OF THE DUMMY.

WHAT? WHAT?

I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO LET HER.

HEY, SHE DIDN'T WIPE THE MOUTH.

NAAH, DON'T WORRY.
THE DUMMY WILL.

THAT MEANS SHE LIKES YOU.

GET OUT OF HERE.



NO, THINK ABOUT IT.

SHE'S PUTTIN' HER MOUTH
WHERE YOUR MOUTH WAS.

SO?

IT'S LIKE SHE'S KISSIN' YOU.

YEAH.

COME ON, GUYS.

THE GIRL... SHE'S
ALWAYS INSULTING ME.

WELL, MAYBE EVERY INSULT
IS JUST A LITTLE "I love you."

AREN'T YOU GOIN'
TO THE HOSPITAL?

NO, I'M STILL ON PROBATION.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE LETTING
YOU WORK THE STOCKROOM.

YEAH, BUT YESTERDAY

I STACKED SOME GLASS BEAKERS
ONTO SOME COTTON BALLS.

THERE WAS AN INCIDENT.

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL IN
SICK TO WATCH THE MARATHON.

YEAH, HOW GREAT IS THIS?

AND HOW LUCKY ARE WE
TO LIVE AT THE 19-MILE MARK...

THE EXACT DISTANCE
WHEN A RUNNER'S BODY

IS DRAINED OF ALL
ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS.

CRAMP, WHAM,
LAUGH, LAUGH, LAUGH.

HEY, REMEMBER THE GUY
THAT THREW UP IN HIS DIXIE CUP?

HEY, GUYS. HEY!

SHARON, WHERE YOU BEEN?
WE GOTTA GET OUR SPOTS.

I CAN'T STAY.

JOHNNY AND I ARE GONNA
REGISTER FOR THE WEDDING.

NO, I THOUGHT JOHNNY

WAS GONNA BE RESTAINING
MRS. ABERNATHY'S FLOORS.

I WAS GOING TO,

BUT SHE ANSWERED THE DOOR IN
HER INVISIBLE HOUSECOAT AGAIN,

SO I'M FREE TO DO ERRANDS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
BLOWING ME OFF AGAIN, SHAR.

FIRST, MOVIE NIGHT.

THEN, YOU CANCELED
THE CELTIC GAME.

AND ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY...

PETE AND I... WE HAD
TO DRINK BY OURSELVES.

YEAH, SHAR, THREE
LEPRECHAUNS ARE FUNNY.

TWO LEPRECHAUNS IS JUST SAD.

GUYS, I'M SORRY.
GIVE ME A BREAK.

I'M PLANNING A WEDDING.

SHARON, STAY IF YOU WANT.

I'LL GO PICK OUT THE
CHINA PATTERN MYSELF.

GOTTA GO.

ALL RIGHT.

BUDDY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST US.

WHAT'S THE POINT?

POINT? IT'S A MARATHON.

THERE IS NO POINT.

BORIN.

HEY, DON'T PANI,

BUT THERE'S 3,000
PEOPE CHASING YO!

HEY.

HEY!

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

WHY DID YOU WIPE THAT OFF?

WELL, I'M A DOCTOR,
AND YOU'RE DISGUSTING.

NO, NO, NO.

SEE, THERE'S THIS GIRL AT WORK,

AND WE WERE DOIN'
CPR ON A DUMMY.

SHE WENT AFTER ME, BUT SHE
DIDN'T WIPE THE MOUTH FIRST.

OH. WELL, SHE'S GOT
A THING FOR YOU...

OR A THING FOR BACTERIA.

TOMATO, "TOMAHTO."

WITCH, WENCH?

IF ONE OF THE GUYS WAS
EATING AN ICE CREAM CONE,

WOULD YOU TAKE A LICK?

OF COURSE NOT.

BUT IF YOU AND I WERE DATING,
IT WOULDN'T BE A BIG DEAL, RIGHT?

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

IF YOU AND I WERE DATING,
THEN THAT ICE CREAM WOULD BE

THE LAST REMAINING FOOD
LEFT ON OUR SCORCHED PLANET...

SO, YES, YES, I WOULD HAVE SOME.

SEE?

OKAY. I'M GONNA ASK HER OUT.

NO, NO, NO.

IF YOU LET HER KNOW
THAT YOU LIKE HER,

SHE'LL LOSE ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.

SHE WANTS MYSTERY, UNCERTAINTY.

THAT'S WHAT FUELS ROMANCE.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

YOU'RE RIGHT.

THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T
SLEPT ALONE IN SIX YEARS,

AND YOU'RE SITTING
HERE WITH A MEGAPHONE

HECKLING PEOPLE IN
BETTER SHAPE THAN YOU.

ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!

COME HERE, START
OVER. I'LL THIS LISTEN TIME.

ATTENTION! THE RACE
HAS BEEN CANCELED!

HEY.

OH, COME HERE. COME HERE.

WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD
LOOK BETTER ON A SALAD PLATE...

A NAPKIN FAN OR A NAPKINSWAN?

HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK?

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT NAPKIN SWANS

HAVE BEEN HUNTED
NEAR EXTINCTION?

IS IT THAT HARD TO
SAY, "I DON'T CARE"?

OKAY, LISTEN...

SINCE WE DIDN'T GET
TO HANG OUT TODAY,

I WAS THINKIN' THAT
MAYBE YOU, ME, AND PETE...

WE COULD ALL GO OUT TONIGHT.

AREN'T YOU GOIN' TO
JOHNNY'S BACHELOR PARTY

WITH HIS SOUTHIE BUDDIES?

NO. AS MUCH AS WE LOVE

BEING PUT IN A HEADLOCK
AND CALLED "COLLEGE BOY,"

WE HAD TO PASS.

I DON'T KNOW. I STILL
HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.

JOHNNY'S GOIN' OUT
WITH HIS BUDDIES TONIGHT,

YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH YOURS!

OKAY, YOU'RE
RIGHT! IT'LL BE FUN!

IT'LL BE JUST LIKE COLLEGE.

OH, BOY, WE'LL DRINK
UNTIL YOU THROW UP

OR MEET A GIRL.

ALL RIGHT. THIS BETTER BE GOOD.

YOU WERE RUNNING
IN THE MARATHON?

I STILL AM.

SO, HOW MAY THE
GERM BE OF SERVICE?

WELL, UH, OH...

WELL... YOU CAN START BY,
UH, HOLDING THIS PILLOW.

I, UH, I NEED YOU TO LOCATE

AN OLD VIDEO-GAME
MACHINE FOR ME.

SO, GIVE ME THE DETAILS.

OKAY. IT'S AN OLD ARCADE
GAME, USED TO BE AT MULLIGAN'S.

IT'S CALLED "CATERPILLAR."

THAT RELIC? OH,
SURE, NO PROBLEM.

I'LL REV UP MY TIME MACHINE
AND SET IT TO PRE-MTV.

OKAY.

I'M GONNA MAKE THIS BRIEF
SO YOU GET OFF MY COUCH.

THE MACHINE HAS MY
NAME AND SHARON'S NAME

CARVED RIGHT INTO THE SIDE.

WAIT A MINUTE. SO
YOU WANT THE MACHINE?

YES, ABSOLUTELY!

SHARON'S GONNA
FLIP WHEN SHE SEES IT!

WE SPENT HALF OUR COLLEGE
IN FRONT OF THAT THING.

WE EVEN MADE IT TO LEVEL 23.

AT THE TIME, IT
WAS VERY EXCITING.

WELL, IT AIN'T MUCH TO GO ON,

BUT I'LL CALL A GUY
WHO KNOWS A GUY.

YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A COUPLE DAYS.

NO, NO. I NEED TO KNOW
WHERE IT'S AT TONIGHT.

TONIGHT?

DUDE, NOW I'M JUST
GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A CALL

STRAIGHT TO THE GUY.

YOU KNOW, WE JUST
CLEANED THESE THINGS

TWO DAYS AGO.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

I KEEP TELLING THEM,
"STEP AROUND THE SOOT."

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE?

ME... I COME FROM A WHOLE
LINE OF FIREFIGHTERS.

I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS I JUST ALWAYS
WANTED TO BE A FIREMAN.

WELL, YOU KNOW,
EVER SINCE I FOUND OUT

I COULDN'T BE A SUPERHERO.

THE CAPES... THEY
MAKE ME LOOK CHUNKY.

SO DO YOUR FIREMAN PANTS.

SO, UH, GOT ANY
BIG PLANS TONIGHT?

NO, NOTHIN' SPECIAL.
HOW ABOUT YOU?

UH, WELL, SOME OF MY FRIENDS

ARE GOIN' TO A BAR
CALLED MULLIGAN'S.

YOU THINK YOU MIGHT
BE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD?

MAYBE. WHAT TIME ARE
YOU GONNA BE THERE?

ME?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'M GOIN'.

BUT... BUT I THOUGHT
YOU JUST SAID...

MAYBE I WILL... MAYBE I WON'T.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

NOTHIN'... OR SOMETHIN'.

YEP, I'M A MYSTERY.

WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

OH, MY GOD! SHARON
IS GONNA LOVE THIS!

THIS PLACE HASN'T CHANGED
A BIT SINCE COLLEGE!

HEY, LOU, A COUPLE
OF BEERS OVER HERE!

GO TO HELL, BERGEN.

AND THEY SAY YOU
CAN'T GO HOME AGAIN.

RELAX. SHAR WILL BE HERE.

WHAT? NO, NO, NO.

I'M LOOKIN' FOR MARTI
FROM THE FIRE STATION.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO INVITE ANYONE.

I DIDN'T INVITE HER, BERG.

I TOLD HER NOT TO MEET ME
HERE, AND I'M HOPIN' SHE SHOWS.

HEY, GUYS, SORRY I'M LATE.

THAT'S OKAY. SIT,
SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT.

HAVE THEY CHANGED ANYTHING HERE?

SAY HI TO LOU.

HE'S STILL HERE? OH! HI, LOU!

GO TO HELL, CARTER.

OH... HEY, ISN'T THIS GREAT?

I KNOW.

THE THREE OF US
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

I'M GONNA GO SEE IF
MARTI'S IN THE BACK.

SHAR?

YEAH?

HAVE YOU NOTICED
WHERE WE'RE SITTING?

OH, MY GOD! IT'S OUR TABLE!

YEAH, AND WE HAVE OUR NAMES
CARVED AROUND HERE SOME...

THERE WE ARE. "BERG."

WAIT, WAIT, SOMEBODY
WROTE SOMETHING ELSE.

OH.

I-I DON'T GET IT. BLOWS WHAT?

BLOWS BUBBLES?

OH, AND THERE YOU
ARE... "SHARON CARTER."

WE'LL HAVE TO RECARVE IT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I'LL BE SHARON DONELLY.

WOW. YOU'RE TAKING HIS NAME?

I-I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D DO THAT.

WHY WOULDN'T I?

NO REASON. I JUST THOUGHT

YOU MIGHT WANT TO HANG
ONTO A SHRED OF INDEPENDENCE.

SHE'S NOT BACK THERE.

SHARON'S CHANGING
HER NAME TO DONELLY.

YOUR LAST NAME, RIGHT?

HEY, MISS HOTTIE.

HEY, THIS IS THE LEAD
YOU WERE ASKIN' FOR.

ALL RIGHTY.

HEY, BERG, LOOK
WHAT SOMEBODY WROTE

NEXT TO YOUR NAME.

MAN, I'M BUSTED.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

I HIT A NERVE, HUH?

WELL, LOOK, GUYS, I'M
GONNA GET OUTTA HERE.

I JUST MET THIS
MARATHONER FROM ZIMBABWE.

WE'RE BOTH, LIKE,
TOTALLY SKINNY.

OKAY. WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?

ONLY MY BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.

DRINK UP, GUYS.

WE ARE GOING TO AN ALL-NIGHT
CARWASH IN STOCKBRIDGE.

OOH, WHO DO YOU KNOW?

CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

BABY, WHY AREN'T YOU
AT YOUR BACHELOR PARTY?

I SNUCK OUT TO SEE YOU.

THAT'S SWEET.

THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M GONE.

BACHELOR PARTIES ARE ALL ABOUT

A BUNCH OF GUYS
GETTIN' TOGETHER,

COMIN' TO TERMS WITH
THEIR FRIEND MOVIN' ON.

RIGHT NOW, THE STRIPPERS
REALLY SEEM TO BE HELPING THEM

COPE WITH THEIR LOSS.

I'M SUPPOSED TO
GIVE THIS TO YOU.

COLLEGE BOY!

OKAY, GET OFF ME!

HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY
I GET US A POOL TABLE?

HOW DOES THAT
SOUND, MRS. DONELLY?

ALL RIGHT, MR. DONELLY.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

HE BLOWS OFF HIS
OWN BACHELOR PARTY

SO HE CAN SPY ON YOU.

WHAT A CONTROL FREAK.

I'D LIKE HIM TO LEAVE.

WHY?

SHAR, TONIGHT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE THE THREE OF US.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO
BEJUST THE THREE OF US.

OOH, IS THAT MARTI?!

NOW IT'LL BE THE FOUR OF
US. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

"WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?"

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE OLD SHARON
WOULD'VE UNDERSTOOD.

I'M LEAVING.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

YOU'RE MY PROBLEM.

WE WERE HAVIN' A GOOD
TIME TILL YOU SHOWED UP HERE

AND STARTED PUTTING
ME IN A HEADLOCK.

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT,
TRADE-SCHOOL BOY?

BERG, JUST LET HIM GO!

KNOCK IT OFF.

YOU KNOCK IT OFF.

YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED
AT YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.

WHOA.

BREAK IT UP!

BERG, I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

FINE. FINE. THIS IS
FOR THE PITCHER, LOU.

GO TO HELL, BERGEN.

HE GAVE IT EVERYTHING HE HAD.

IF HE DIDN'T PUNCH LIKE A GIRL,
THIS COULD'VE REALLY HURT!

JOHNNY, PUT THIS
POPSICLE ON YOUR FACE.

I TOLD YOU TO GET A BAG OF ICE.

ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?!
IT'S, LIKE, $1.98 A BAG!

THIS ISN'T OVER. IF
HE THINKS I'M HAPPY

WITH HIM RUNNIN' DOWN
THE STREET, CRYIN',

HE IS SADLY MISTAKEN.

JOHNNY, JUST CALM DOWN.

WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!

DOES HE THINK I'D JUST
BE OKAY WITH THAT?!

I'M GONNA BUST HIM UP!

I'M GONNA PUT HIS
HEAD THROUGH A WALL.

WHAT IS WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
BERG POPS ME FOR NO REASON.

THIS ONE KISSES YOU.

HE DID POP YOU FOR NO REASON.

JOHNNY, WHAT DO
YOU WANT ME TO DO?

YES, THEY ARE IDIOTS!
YES, THEY DO STUPID THINGS!

LIKE POP YOU FOR NO REASON!

PETE!

WELL, HE DID, AND US GUYS,

WE DON'T LIKE BEIN'
POPPED, DO WE, BUDDY?!

I'M GONNA GO!

ALL RIGHT.

BABY, JUST PROMISE ME...

PROMISE ME THAT
YOU WON'T HURT BERG.

BUT HE WAS WRONG.

YES, HE WAS.

OKAY, BUT PUT
YOURSELF IN HIS SHOES.

FOR SIX YEARS, I THOUGHT HE
WAS THE FUNNIEST, SWEETEST GUY

THAT I COULD HANG OUT WITH.

YOU THINK BERG'S JEALOUS OF ME?

WHO WOULDN'T BE?

YOU HAVE ME.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH, KINDA.

I GOT ANOTHER LITTLE
PROBLEM. WHAT?

THE POPSICLE IS
STUCK TO MY FACE.

ASHLEY!

ASHLEY, COME ON
AND ANSWER THE DOOR!

ASHLEY, THE SUN'S DOWN,

SO I KNOW YOU'RE
OUT OF YOUR COFFIN!

WHAT?

OH. AM I BOTHERING
YOU? IS NOMAR HERE?

HE'S SLEEPING.

OH. HEY, CAN I ASK HIM
FOR ONE OF HIS JERSEYS?

PETE!

IT'S LATE.

LOOK, WHY DON'T
YOU GET YOUR BA-BA

AND GO BACK TO YOUR CRIB?

MARTI COMPLETELY BLEW ME OFF.

SHH. I TOLD YOU NOT TO
MAKE ANY PLANS WITH HER.

I DIDN'T.

I TOLD HER I MIGHT BE AT
MULLIGAN'S AND I MIGHT NOT.

SHE DIDN'T SHOW.

HUH. WELL, MAYBE SHE
NEEDS A STRONGER HINT.

OH, OKAY, OKAY.
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO...

LATE AT NIGHT,

DRIVE BACK AND FORTH
IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE

REALLY SLOWLY.

YEAH, YOU'RE
RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

BECAUSE IN THE MOVIES,

THE STALKER ALWAYS GET THE GIRL.

FINE. HAVE A NICE SLEEP ALONE.

I'M GOING BACK TO BED
WITH MY FAMOUS BOYFRIEND.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
NOMAR FELL FOR ALL OF THIS.

NO, HE ASKED ME
OUT, AND I SAID YES.

WE DIDN'T PLAY ANY GAMES.

OH.

AND THIS IS THE FIRST
HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP

I'VE EVER BEEN IN.

WOW, I'VE REALLY GROWN.

WHAT ABOUT ME?! I BLEW IT
WITH MARTI THANKS TO YOU.

PETE, DON'T SCREW AROUND
WITH PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS.

IT'LL GET YOU NOWHERE.

HOW COULD A PLACE WITH
SO MANY AIR FRESHENERS

SMELL THIS BAD?

I THINK YOU OWE US AN APOLOGY.

YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT

THAT JOHNNY AND I ARE
GETTING MARRIED, OKAY?

WOULD YOU STOP PLAYING
THAT STUPID CATERPILLAR GAME?!

HEY, IT'S NOT STUPID.

THIS WAS MY BIG
SURPRISE FOR YOU.

A RUN-DOWN MACHINE
IN A DOLLAR CARWASH?

WOW, THIS SURPRISE
RANKS RIGHT UP THERE

WITH THE USED PINTO I
GOT FOR MY 16th BIRTHDAY.

THIS... WAS THE
VERY SAME MACHINE

THAT WE USED TO
PLAY AT MULLIGAN'S.

RIGHT. THE VERY SAME MACHINE.

IT IS!

THIS IS WHERE I TOOK A
BITE OUT OF IT SENIOR YEAR...

THE SAME NIGHT I
GAVE UP JAGERMEISTER.

YOU TRACKED THIS DOWN?

YEAH.

WHY?

YOU REMEMBER THE GOOD
TIMES WE USED TO SHARE

OVER THIS GAME?

W-WHEN EVERYTHING WAS
SO EASY AND LIFE WAS...

YOU JUST KNEW THAT LIFE
WAS GONNA TURN OUT GREAT.

WELL, I THOUGHT
MAYBE FOR ONE NIGHT,

WE COULD BRING IT ALL BACK.

OH, BERG.

YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!

WHAT?!

YOU'RE NOT MAD AT JOHNNY
'CAUSE HE TOOK ME AWAY.

YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE
YOUR LIFE SUCKS RIGHT NOW.

THAT IS NOT TRUE.

YOU'RE ON PROBATION,
YOU'RE NOT SEEING ANYBODY,

AND YOUR NEWEST
FRIEND IS NAMED GERM.

WELL, AT LEAST
HE'S THERE FOR ME.

WHEN YOU WERE
GOING OUT WITH ASHLEY,

AND YOUR CAREER WAS GOING GREAT,

YOU WEREN'T DYING
TO HANG OUT WITH ME.

I'D GO WEEKS WITHOUT
HEARING FROM YOU.

BUT DID I COME DOWN AND
PUNCH ASHLEY IN THE FACE?

I LOVED HANGING OUT
WITH YOU IN COLLEGE.

I LOVED HANGING OUT
WITH YOU AFTER COLLEGE.

BUT, YOU KNOW, I
MEAN, THINGS CHANGE.

DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT?

THEN WHY ARE YOU
ACTING LIKE THIS?

WHY?!

YOU KNOW WHY?

JUST BECAUSE I
ACT LIKE I DON'T CARE

DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T CARE.

AND THE OLD SHARON...
SHE KNEW THAT.

AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL
HER THAT I WAS HURTING.

SHE... SHE'D JUST MAKE ME LAUGH

OR GIVE ME A HUG OR SOMETHING.

AND... AND... AND I
GUESS I JUST MISS HER.

OH, BERG.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
HIT ME AGAIN, ARE YOU?

YOU WANT A HUG, OR
YOU WANT A LAUGH?

THE OLD SHARON WOULD KNOW.

ALL RIGHT.

COME HERE, COLLEGE BOY.

OKAY, EASY THERE. ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, OKAY.

COME HERE. COME
HERE, MRS. DONELLY.

OH...

HELLO, BERG.

AAH!

JOHNNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHERE'S PETE?

I SENT HIM OUT.

GOOD, GOOD. GOOD.

WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I DON'T NEED
TO SMACK YOU AROUND ANYMORE,

SO I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.

WHOA! NOT SO FAST...

MY UNBLEMISHED LITTLE FRIEND.

WE'VE GOT SOME
UNFINISHED BUSINESS.

OKAY.

I GOT SOMETHIN' I
WANT TO GIVE YOU.

OKAY. OKAY.

BUT NOT THE FACE,
'CAUSE I'M CUTE.

AND NOT THE HANDS,
'CAUSE I'M A DOCTOR.

AND... YOU COULD
CALL ME A NASTY NAME.

I'M REALLY SENSITIVE.

OH.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?

STICK IT TO YOUR FACE.

EXCUSE ME?

STICK IT TO YOUR FACE.

OKAY.

THIS ISN'T SO BAD.

JUST WAIT.

HA. IT STICKS.

AAH!

HEY, MARTI.

HEY, IF IT ISN'T THE
MAN OF MYSTERY.

MAYBE YOU'RE
STANDING IN FRONT OF ME,

MAYBE YOU'RE NOT.

LOOK, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR THE WAY I'VE BEEN ACTING.

I'VE JUST BEEN FOLLOWING
SOME BAD ADVICE FROM A FRIEND.

WELL, NOT SO MUCH A FRIEND...

MORE LIKE LIVING PROOF
THAT EVIL WALKS THE EARTH.

JUST A SECOND.

CHUCK, THAT BETTER
NOT BE THE LAST ONE.

IT IS. TOO BAD I
ALREADY DRANK FROM IT.

LIKE I CARE.

I GUESS SHE LIKES ME, TOO, HUH?