Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 3, Episode 13 - Bridesmaid Revisited - full transcript

OKAY, LET'S DO SOME LAUNDRY.

AND YET, HE WORE A TANK
TOP TO HIS UNCLE'S FUNERAL.

WELL, THESE ARE THE ONLY
CLEAN CLOTHES I HAD LEFT

BECAUSE ASHLEY IS STILL
UPSET ABOUT OUR BREAKUP.

SHE SQUIRTED A BOTTLE
OF KETCHUP IN MY CLOSET.

[LAUGHING]

WHY IS THAT FUNNY?

BECAUSE ASHLEY CAME
UPSTAIRS LAST NIGHT

TO BORROW A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP.

WHY ARE YOU STILL
LETTING HER LIVE HERE?

WHEN THEY SPLIT UP
THE FAMILY ASSETS,



HE KEPT THE CASTLE,
BUT SHE GOT HIS JEWELS.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT, NO.

I HAVEN'T HAD AN OPPORTUNITY
TO TALK TO HER YET.

THE SECOND SHE GETS BACK HERE,

I'M GOING TO TELL HER THAT
IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS, SHE...

Shh! Shh! Here she comes!

BYE, ASHLEY.

BYE, JOHNNY.

BYE, ASHLEY.

BYE, PETE.

BYE, ASH... LEY.

WE'RE JUST OFF TO
THE LAUNDROMAT.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO PRESOAK THAT.

THANK YOU FOR THE TIP.



YOU KNOW, THIS IS
REALLY UNHEALTH...

♪ I KNOW THAT THERE IS PAIN ♪

♪ BUT YOU HOLD ON
FOR ONE MORE DAY ♪

♪ AND YOU BREAK
FREE FROM THE CHAINS ♪

♪ 'CAUSE DON'T YOU KNOW ♪

♪ DON'T YOU KNOW
THINGS WILL CHANGE ♪

♪ THINGS WILL GO YOUR WAY ♪

♪ SO HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY ♪

♪ HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY ♪

♪ THINGS WILL GO YOUR WAY ♪

♪ TOMORROW THINGS
WILL GO YOUR WAY ♪

♪ HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY ♪

GUYS, WE PASSED SIX
LAUNDROMATS ON THE WAY HERE.

WHAT'S SO SPECIAL
ABOUT... THERE'S BEER HERE!

GENTLEMEN, WELCOME
TO THE SOAP BAR,

WHERE CLEANLINESS IS
NEXT TO DRUNKENNESS.

BEER, PLEASE.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
LOOK, THERE SHE IS.

AH, LOOK, LOOK... SEE HOW
SHE POURS HER BLEACH...

LIKE AN ANGEL.

I WONDER IF SHE'S RELATED
TO THE GIRL YOU SAW LAST WEEK

WHO PUMPED GAS LIKE AN ANGEL.

I'M GOING TO GO ASK HER IF
SHE WANTS TO HAVE A DRINK.

OH, COME ON, PETE.

EVERY GUY IN HERE'S
PROBABLY OFFERED HER A DRINK.

YOU GOT TO SET YOURSELF APART.

BEAUTIFUL WOMEN LIKE THAT,
THEY NEED MORE THAN WORDS.

WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?

FAKE QUARTERS.

THEY'LL MAKE YOU
SEEM LIKE A REBEL...

DANGEROUS, UNPREDICTABLE,
AND VALUE-CONSCIOUS.

GOOD GOD, YOU'RE CHEAP.

JUST BECAUSE I DON'T THROW
MY MONEY AWAY ON LAUNDRY

LIKE YOU GUYS.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU GRAB THE WASHBOARD.
I'LL MEET YOU BY THE RIVER.

YOU REALLY THINK
THIS IS GOING TO WORK?

HEY, BELIEVE ME,
THE QUICKEST WAY

TO A GIRL'S HEART
IS FREE DRY TIME.

WHY DON'T I JUST
USE REAL QUARTERS?

SHE'S NOT THAT HOT.

LOOKS LIKE A
MACHINE'S OPENING UP.

SORRY!

YEAH, I GUESS I GOT HERE FIRST.

OH, HEY, ASH.

HEY.

ARE THE GUYS AROUND?

NOPE. THEY WENT TO THE
LAUNDROMAT WITH JOHNNY.

OH. I THOUGHT THEY MIGHT
WANT TO PLAY TRIVIAL PURSUIT.

OH, HEY, WAIT,
I'LL PLAY WITH YOU.

WELL, I LIKE TO
PLAY WITH THE GUYS,

BECAUSE I LIKE TO WIN.

WELL, I UNDERSTAND, BUT
WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE WINE

AND CHAT ABOUT WHAT'S
GOING ON IN OUR LIVES.

IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL,

BUT I DON'T THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA

FOR ME TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.

SINCE WHEN?

SINCE YOU AND BERG BROKE UP.

IT... IT'S LIKE MY MOM
AND HER EX-HUSBANDS.

WHEN THEY BROKE UP, I JUST
ALWAYS STUCK WITH MY MOM.

IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE I KNEW HER LONGER.

WELL, I'M SORRY IT
HAS TO BE THAT WAY.

YEAH, ME... ME, TOO.

♪ REACH OUT AND TOUCH
SOMEBODY'S HAND ♪

♪ MAKE THIS WORLD
A BETTER PLACE ♪

♪ IF YOU CAN ♪

♪ JUST TRY ♪

♪ TAKE A LITTLE TIME
OUT OF YOUR BUSY DAY ♪

♪ TO GIVE SOME ENCOURAGEMENT ♪

♪ TO SOMEONE WHO'S
LOST THEIR WAY ♪

♪ JUST TRY ♪

♪ OOH OOH OOH OOOH ♪

HEY, SHARON.

LOOK, AS LONG AS WE
DON'T TALK ABOUT BERG,

I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T
SPLIT A BOTTLE OF WINE

AND PLAY A GAME
OF TRIVIAL PURSUIT.

♪ WHY DON'T YOU
REACH OUT AND TOUCH ♪

♪ SOMEBODY'S HAND? ♪

♪ MAKE THIS WORLD
A BETTER PLACE ♪

THIS WILL BE FUN.

IF YOU LIKE HUMILIATION.

♪ IF YOU CAN ♪

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
GOT ALL YOUR CLOTHES

INTO ONE MACHINE.

THIS ONE ISN'T EVEN WET.

HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOSE...
WHOSE SHIRT IS THIS?

IT'S MINE. THANKS, BUDDY.

HEY, YOU GOT THOSE
LITTLE FABRIC SHEETS?

NO, I FORGOT THOSE.

DON'T WORRY. IT'S ON ME.

DO YOU BELIEVE PEOPLE THROW
THESE OUT AFTER ONE USE?

YEAH, SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T
REALIZE THE VALUE OF... A PENNY.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

ALLOW ME.

WAIT, ARE THOSE SLUGS?

THESE ARE FAKE QUARTERS.

WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT
YOU SHOULD BE DOING THAT.

I UNDERSTAND.

YOU... YOU'RE A GOOD WOMAN.

ME... I'M A RULE BREAKER.

NO, NO, DON'T BE STUCK!

[HITS MACHINE]

[SIGHS]

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
PICKED A BAD DRYER.

AND DIRTBAG SHOULDN'T
HAVE BROKEN UP WITH ME

MINUTES AFTER I
MOVED IN WITH HIM,

SO I ASK YOU...
WHO'S THE BAD GUY?

ONCE AGAIN...

REALLY NOT COMFORTABLE
TALKING ABOUT BERG.

COULD YOU JUST PLEASE
ANSWER THE TRIVIA QUESTION?

I AM SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S JUST THAT HE'S
BEEN IGNORING ME

EVER SINCE HE BROKE UP WITH ME.

HE DUCKS ME AT THE HOSPITAL.

HE HIDES IN HIS BEDROOM.

I'VE DISCOVERED HE LACKS
BOTH A BUTT AND A SPINE.

AND YOUR FINAL ANSWER
IS... MITOCHONDRIA.

THAT'S THE SECOND GAME IN A
ROW WHERE I DIDN'T GET A TURN.

I FEEL BAD. HERE, TAKE
SOME OF MY PIECES.

NO, I DON'T NEED
YOUR PITY PIECES.

I ONLY KNOW THIS STUFF
BECAUSE I WENT TO COLLEGE.

[LAUGHS]

I WENT TO COLLEGE.

NO KIDDING? THAT'S SO FUNNY.

OKAY, YOU KNOW
WHAT? FORGET THE GAME.

LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT DIRTBAG.

YOU KNOW, THIS PLACE
ISN'T REALLY THAT ORIGINAL.

MY GRANDMOTHER USED
TO DRINK AND DO LAUNDRY.

I ALMOST FORGOT
ABOUT MY CLOTHES.

HUH. IT'S AMAZING HOW
DRY YOUR CLOTHES GET

WHEN YOU USE REAL MONEY.

YOU'RE NOT STILL
MAD ABOUT THE SLUGS?

IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM.
SHE THINKS I'M A REBEL.

TOMORROW I'M GOING
TO ASK HER TO JACK A CAR.

SOMEBODY STOLE MY CLOTHES!

ALL RIGHT, NOBODY MOVE!

HEY, WAIT, THERE'S
SOMETHING STUCK ON THE SIDE.

OH, THANK GOD!

HEY, IT'S MY SHIRT.

WHO WOULD WANT TO
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES?

THE MAN... THE MAN...
THE MEAN OLD MAN!

HE WAS MAD BECAUSE I BEAT
HIM TO THE WASHING MACHINE.

THAT WAS EVERYTHING I
OWN. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

HERE'S A SLUG. CALL THE POLICE.

I NEVER BEEN THE ONE
WHO'S BEEN DUMPED.

IT SUCKS!

OH, YOU MUST KNOW
EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.

HEY!

OH, NO, NO, NO, I'M SORRY.

I ONLY MEANT THAT
YOU'D UNDERSTAND

BECAUSE YOU'VE PROBABLY
BEEN DUMPED A LOT.

OH.

HEY!

WELL, OKAY, BUT, YOU KNOW...

WHENEVER I GOT DUMPED,

MY GIRLFRIENDS WOULD
NOT LEAVE ME ALONE

UNTIL I WAS ABLE TO,
YOU KNOW, LAUGH AGAIN.

OH, YOU'RE LUCKY.

I DON'T HAVE ANY
FRIENDS LIKE THAT.

WHAT?

YES, YOU DO, AND HER
NAME IS SHARON CARTER!

WOW!

WHO'S SHARON CARTER?

ME.

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE ♪

♪ ARE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE ♪

♪ IN THE WORLD ♪

♪ AH AH AH AH AH AH AH ♪

SO WE'RE REALLY FRIENDS?

WE REALLY, REALLY ARE?

OF COURSE WE ARE.

WHY ELSE WOULD I ASK YOU
TO BE ONE OF MY... BRIDESMAIDS?

YOU WANT ME TO BE ONE
OF YOUR BRIDESMAIDS?

HERE. WAIT, WAIT.

OH. OH.

I, SHARON CARTER,
TAKE YOU, ASHLEY...

JUDD.

TO BE MY BRIDESMAID.

I DO.

♪ A FEELIN' DEEP IN YOUR SOUL ♪

♪ SAYS YOU'RE HALF,
NOW YOU'RE WHOLE ♪

♪ NO MORE HUNGER OR THIRST ♪

♪ BUT FIRST BE A PERSON
WHO NEEDS PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ ARE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE ♪

♪ IN ♪

♪ IN ♪

♪ THE ♪

♪ THE ♪

♪ WORLD ♪

♪ AH AH AH AH AH AH AH ♪

[GLASSES CLINK]

♪ THERE'S GOT TO
BE A MORNING AFTER ♪

♪ IF WE CAN HOLD ON
THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪

♪ WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT
DO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT? ♪

♪ WE HAVE A CHANCE
TO FIND THE SUNSHINE ♪

♪ SUNSHINE, SUNSHINE, SUNSHINE ♪

OH, MY HEAD!

♪ LET'S KEEP ON
LOOKING FOR THE LIGHT ♪

♪ THERE'S GOT TO
BE A MORNING AFTER ♪

♪ HMMM ♪

OH, HEY, BERG, IS ASHLEY HERE?

NOPE.

THANK GOD.

I ALREADY DID... FIVE TIMES.

NICE SUIT.

THANK YOU. I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

THIS MORNING A GUY AT THE
GYM SAID THE SAME THING.

I HAVE THE WORST
HANGOVER OF MY LIFE!

WHERE DID YOU GO LAST NIGHT?

NOWHERE. I STAYED HERE
AND GOT DRUNK WITH ASHLEY.

YOU GUYS AREN'T
EVEN REALLY FRIENDS.

WE ARE NOW. I INVITED
HER TO BE IN MY WEDDING.

WHAT?

SHARON, NO, NO,

YOU CAN'T HAVE ME AND
ASHLEY IN THE SAME WEDDING.

YOU KNOW, WE DON'T
MIX WELL TOGETHER.

WE'RE LIKE OIL AND SATAN.

WELL, IT'S TOO LATE NOW.

ASSUMING YOU'RE OIL,

I'VE ALREADY MADE
A PROMISE TO SATAN.

DON'T WORRY, SHE CAN'T HOLD
YOU TO THAT. YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS
ALCOHOL MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS.

I HAVE A TATTOO ON
MY LEFT BUTT CHEEK...

SAYS "TAP THE ROCKIES."

I'M NOT GOING TO
DIS-INVITE ASHLEY.

SHE'LL... SHE'LL GET MAD,
BREAK INTO MY PLACE,

AND THROW A CONDIMENT
ON MY WEDDING GOWN.

THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON
YOU'RE DEALING WITH HERE.

EXACTLY, WHICH IS WHY IT'S
NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE TO ME.

WHAT ABOUT THE TROUBLE
OF... OF PLANNING YOUR WEDDING

FOR EIGHT MONTHS?

YOUR WEDDING, SHARON.

THE MOST PERFECT
DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT?

OKAY, IMAGINE ASHLEY'S THERE.

SHE'S SITTING WITH
YOUR AUNT GLADYS...

YOU KNOW, THE ONE
WITH THE SILVER TOOTH...

YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S
GOING TO MAKE FUN OF HER?

OH, COME ON.

YOU KNOW ASHLEY.
SHE MOCKS EVERYONE.

SHE DOESN'T CARE WHOSE
FEELINGS SHE HURTS.

SHE DID MOCK ME PLAYING
TRIVIAL PURSUIT LAST NIGHT.

OH, MAN, I JUST THOUGHT
OF SOMETHING ELSE.

WHAT?

WHAT IF... WHAT?

SHE SEES JOHNNY'S
FAT LITTLE NEPHEW?

WHAT'S HIS NAME...

FATSY MATSY, 2x4, CAN'T
FIT THROUGH A... THE...

YOU KNOW, THE FAT KID.

YOU MEAN STEVE.

YES, STEVE!

MAN, HE'S FAT!

I MEAN, SHE'S GOING
TO HAVE A FIELD DAY

WITH HIM AND HIS MANLY SISTER.

BERG, YOU GOT TO
HELP ME! MY FAMILY...

OKAY, OKAY, DON'T WORRY.
DON'T WORRY, OKAY?

WE'RE GOING TO FIX
THIS WHOLE THING.

IN THE MEANTIME, THOUGH,

WE GOT TO GET RID
OF THAT HANGOVER.

HOW DO SOME RUNNY EGGS

AND A GREASY PORKCHOP
SMOTHERED IN RUM GRAVY SOUND?

HMM?

NO?

BE SURE TO HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK.

BERG, YOU GOT TO BUY
SOME NEW CLOTHES.

THAT SUIT'S STARTING
TO GET AN ODOR.

ISN'T IT IRONIC...

THE WASHERS ARE ALL
SPINNING, BUT NOT FOR ME.

Hey, hey, hey, here she is!

Here she is!

I CAN SMOOTH THINGS
OVER WITH THIS...

A ROLL OF QUARTERS

WRAPPED IN A BOW MADE
OUT OF FABRIC SOFTENER.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
USING REAL QUARTERS.

YOU'RE GIVING IN TO
THE MAN SO EASILY.

I WORKED ON SOMETHING
FOR YOU LAST NIGHT.

THIS WILL GET YOU ALL THE
FREE DRY TIME YOU WANT

WITHOUT BREAKING THE MACHINE.

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO
BE A JUVENILE DELINQUENT?

IT'LL WORK. I JUST
GOT TO TEST IT FIRST.

OH, MY GOD.

THERE'S THE OLD MAN
WHO STOLE MY CLOTHES.

I BET HE'S HERE TO
PULL ANOTHER HEIST.

IT MAKES ME SICK... JUST
THE THOUGHT OF MY PANTS

HAVING TO SIT THROUGH
"DIAGNOSIS: MURDER."

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

WELL, I'M GOING
TO STAND UP TO HIM.

YOU GIVE THESE
OLD PEOPLE AN INCH...

AND EVENTUALLY, THEY'LL
TAKE ANOTHER ONE.

YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER ME.

SLUGS.

RIGHT. UM, LISTEN, I WANT
TO APOLOGIZE FOR YESTERDAY.

IT'S JUST THAT I WANTED
TO MEET YOU SO BAD,

AND I-I WAS TRYING SO
HARD TO THINK OF AN IN,

I GOT NERVOUS
AND I LOST MY HEAD.

WELL, YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID HI.

HI.

HI.

WOW, THAT WAS EASY, AND
NO DRYERS WERE HARMED.

WHOO-HOO! JACKPOT!

LOOK, THERE IS A GUY
STEALING DETERGENT!

AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
IT. HE'LL COME CLEAN.

SERIOUSLY, THAT'S JUST WRONG.

CHECK ME OUT... I
STILL GOT MY QUARTER.

DO YOU KNOW HIM?

NO!

MOVE ALONG, MISTER.

DON'T BRING YOUR
TROUBLE OUR WAY.

Berg: WHAT DID YOU
DO WITH MY CLOTHES?

AHA! THIS IS MY SHIRT!

ONLY IT'S SMALL, AND
WITH LONG SLEEVES!

PUNK!

AAH!

ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH!

YOU... AND YOU... OKAY, THEN.

AND YOU... GET OVER HERE!

THE LAUNDROMAT IS NOT THE
PLACE FOR THIS NONSENSE.

TAKE IT TO THE BAR.

SORRY.

SORRY.

SORRY.

HEY, PETE, WE'LL MEET
YOU OVER AT THE BAR.

YOU DO KNOW THOSE GUYS.

[SIGHS]

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I DO... I DO KNOW THEM.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET'S BE HONEST.

YOU AND I... YOU KNOW WHAT...
WE WORK, BUT SOONER OF LATER

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS,

AND WE CAN BOTH SEE
WHERE THAT'S GOING TO END UP.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GOING TO SAVE US
BOTH A LOT OF HEARTACHE.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST LET ME WALK AWAY.

OKAY, YOU KNOW
WHAT? YOU GO FIRST.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

I'VE EVER BEEN
KICKED INTO A BAR.

THANKS AGAIN FOR
HANGING OUT WITH ME.

IT MEANT A LOT,

AND, UM, I REALLY
WANTED TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT BEING IN THE WEDDING.

ME, TOO. WOW, I WASN'T
THINKING CLEARLY, SO...

YEAH, I WASN'T EVEN
THINKING BLURRY.

AND, UH, I TOTALLY FORGOT

MY COUSIN SPENCER
DROPPED OUT OF THE WEDDING,

SO NOW THERE ARE ONLY FIVE
GROOMSMEN INSTEAD OF SIX.

OH.

OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN RELAX, SHARON.

REALLY?

I AM PERFECTLY COMFORTABLE

WALKING DOWN THE AISLE ALONE.

IT'LL MAKE ME FEEL... SPECIAL,

LIKE I'M THE CENTER
OF ATTENTION.

GREAT. OKAY.

THEN I SHOULD PROBABLY TELL YOU

ABOUT THE BRIDESMAID'S DRESS.

I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT. IT'S
A PUFFY, STRIPED NUMBER.

OOH, YEAH,

AND IT PROBABLY
COSTS... TOO MUCH.

AND...

AND I'LL NEVER GET
TO WEAR IT AGAIN,

AND THEN WITH MY
JOB AT THE HOSPITAL,

I'M SURE I'M NOT GOING
TO BE ABLE TO HELP

WITH THE WEDDING SHOWER.

AND 15 OTHER EXCUSES

WHY I SHOULDN'T
BE IN YOUR WEDDING,

EXCEPT FOR THE TRUTH.

YOU DON'T REALLY WANT ME IN IT.

YES, ASHLEY, I DO...

NO, NO, STOP IT. IT'S OKAY.

YOU DON'T HOLD PEOPLE
TO DRUNKEN PROMISES.

OTHERWISE, I'D HAVE A
"TAP THE ROCKIES" TATTOO

ON MY RIGHT BUTT CHEEK.

SO YOU'RE NOT MAD?

YEAH, I AM, BECAUSE ACTUALLY,

I THOUGHT WE GREW A
LITTLE CLOSER LAST NIGHT.

WE DID.

NOT CLOSE ENOUGH FOR
YOU TO BE HONEST WITH ME.

I'M SORRY. I JUST ASSUMED

SINCE YOU WERE SO BITTER
AND ANGRY WITH EVERYONE ELSE

THAT YOU'D BE THAT WAY WITH ME.

SURPRISE!

I KNOW IT WOULD BE
MUCH TOO AWKWARD

TO HAVE ME THERE WITH...
CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE.

I WOULDN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING
TO RUIN YOUR SPECIAL DAY.

YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING?

I THINK YOU'RE A REALLY
GOOD PERSON, ASHLEY.

YOU MEAN THAT, OR ARE
YOU BUZZED FROM LAST NIGHT?

♪ DID YOU EVER KNOW
THAT YOU'RE MY HERO? ♪

♪ I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW ♪

NO, I MEAN IT, AND I
THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, TOO.

♪ YOU'RE EVERYTHING
I WISH I COULD BE ♪

♪ I COULD BE ♪

I'M A RIOT. PEOPLE JUST
THINK I'M ARROGANT.

♪ I CAN FLY HIGHER
THAN AN EAGLE ♪

♪ OR A SEA GULL ♪

CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

WILL YOU BE IN MY WEDDING?

I'D LOVE TO.

YOU KNOW ME... ALWAYS A
BRIDE, NEVER A BRIDESMAID.

♪ YOU ARE THE WIND
BENEATH MY WINGS ♪

♪ WIND BENEATH MY WINGS ♪

♪ FLY, FLY ♪

♪ SHARON, FLY ♪

♪ THANK YOU ♪

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

♪ OH, THANK GOD FOR YOU ♪

♪ THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS ♪

HEY, JOHNNY, THERE'S A
QUARTER ON THE FLOOR.

DIBS!

YOU GUYS WANT TO GO?

YEAH.

I'VE BEEN SCOUTING THIS
PLACE FOR FOUR DAYS NOW.

I'M NEVER GOING
TO FIND MY LAUNDRY.

THE PERP'S PROBABLY
FOUR STATES AWAY BY NOW.