Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 3, Episode 11 - A Moving Script - full transcript

OKAY, THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT...

$85 FOR A SWEATER.

SWEATER? WHAT SWEATER?

OH, RIGHT, I BOUGHT
THAT FOR YOU.

JOHNNY, IT'S A STUPID SWEATER.

GET OVER IT. I
DON'T EVEN WEAR IT.

I JUST MET THE MOST
CHARMING MAN ON THE TRAIN.

HE WAS STANDING
VERY CLOSE TO ME.

THE SMELL OF GIN
AND POLISH SAUSAGE

WAS INVIGORATING.

AND JUST ABOUT
THE TIME HE STARTED



"ACCIDENTALLY"
RUBBING UP AGAINST ME,

I KNEW I HAD TO HAVE HIM.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SHOUT,

"SPEND THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE WITH ME,"

WHEN A POLICEMAN
GOT ON THE TRAIN

AND SCARED HIM
AWAY. DAMN THE LAW.

WELL, ASHLEY, WE
HAVE SOME GREAT NEWS.

OH, YEAH. JUST WHEN YOU
THOUGHT IT COULDN'T HAPPEN,

JOHNNY GOT CHEAPER.

OKAY, THAT'S NOT QUITE IT.

WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS
PLACE ON MY SALARY.

WE'VE BEEN GIVEN A
GREAT OPPORTUNITY

TO LIVE RENT FREE.

IN THE BASEMENT.
ISN'T THAT EXCITING?



YOU KNOW THE
BASEMENT, DON'T YOU?

THE FLOOR JUST ABOVE HELL?

WHY IS IT RENT FREE?

BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO BE
THE NEW SúPER INTENDENTS.

I DON'T MIND US LIVING
IN THE BASEMENT.

OH, ASHLEY, THAT IS SO NICE.

TELL HER WHY THAT
WON'T WORK, HONEY.

WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S ONLY
A STUDIO APARTMENT,

SO THERE'S NOT GOING TO
BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR YOU.

SEE, SHARON STILL
HASN'T FOUND A JOB,

AND SHE'S WORKING THROUGH
THIS DIFFICULT PERIOD BY SHOPPING.

GREAT. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

I ONLY HAVE A MONTH
TO FIND AN APARTMENT.

ACTUALLY, IT HAS
TO BE THIS WEEKEND,

OTHERWISE THEY'RE GOING
TO GIVE THE SUPER'S JOB

TO SOMEONE ELSE AND
WE'LL LOSE THE BASEMENT.

WE COULDN'T HAVE THAT.

YOU KNOW HOW WE LOVE
TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW

AND ANKLE-WATCH.

"AS LONG AS BIG IM OPEN, LET'S
TAKE OUT A KIDNEY. BIG LAUGHS".

[LAUGHS]

YOU KNOW, THERE'S A RUMOR
GOING AROUND THE HOSPITAL

THAT YOU AND ASHLEY
HAVE BROKEN UP.

THAT'S NOT SO MUCH A RUMOR

AS IT IS A FLIER I HAD
PRINTED UP AT KINKO'S.

MAYBE I COULD GIVE YOU MY NUMBER

AND WE COULD GO OUT SOMETIME.

WE'RE FROM SUCH
DIFFERENT WORLDS,

ME BEING A MAN,
YOU BEING A WOMAN.

OH, WHAT THE HELL?
LET THEM JUDGE US.

ASHLEY STILL LIVES HERE?

YEAH, BUT SHE LIVES WITH
DIFFERENT PEOPLE NOW.

HI, BERG. HI.

GOSH, IS IT WEDNESDAY ALREADY?

HE ALWAYS BRINGS A NURSE
HOME ON WEDNESDAYS.

HE'S SO PREDICTABLE.

DON'T LISTEN TO HER. I
HATE YOU. YOU LOVE ME.

SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP.

SO I HAVE A REAL
FEELING ABOUT US.

OKAY. ARE YOU NUTS?

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
GETHER NUMBER FOR DAYS.

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU
ARE SUPPOSED TO WAIT 21 DAYS

BEFORE TROLLING AROUND
FOR NEW PHONE NUMBERS?

WAS THAT IN THE
APRIL ISSUE OF SASSY?

'CAUSE I DIDN'T GET THAT ONE.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING
IT THAT MUCH EASIER

FOR ME TO GET OVER YOU.

HEY, YOU TWO SNOW LEOPARDS.

YOU BETTER GET INSIDE
BEFORE YOU CATCH COLD.

THAT'D BE A BAD WAY TO
START THE NEW MINNELLIUM.

I MEAN MILLENNIUM.

ISN'T THAT A HARD WORD TO SAY?

IT'S LIKE CIMMANON.

OH, CHEESE AND WHISKERS,
I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

OKAY, WELL, RUN
ALONG, LITTLE PERSON.

OKAY. OKAY.

NOT YOU.

KNOCK, KNOCK!

KNOCKETY-KNOCK, KNOCK.

DING-DONG.

[Like church bells] DING-DONG...

DONG-DONG... DONG.

I'M HERE!

OKAY, I WAS JUST
WALKING BY, AND I THOUGHT,

"WHO DO I KNOW THAT
WOULD WANT TO HELP ME

PUT TOGETHER MY
BRAND-NEW KITTY HOTEL?"

WHO'D YOU COME UP WITH?

YOU, YOU GOOSE ON THE LOOSE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T.

IRENE, I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS.

OH. THAT'S TOO BAD.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST
READ ME THE INSTRUCTIONS

FROM THE HALL?

THAT SOUNDS GOOD,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M DYSLEXIC.

I MADE ROCK CANDY.

AND I HAVE ADULT DIABETES.

PETER DUNVILLE, ARE
YOU TRYING TO AVOID ME?

NO. NO, NO, NO.

YOU COULDN'T BE
FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH...

BABY RUTH.

OH, PETE, YOU'RE PLAYING!

YAY.

HERE ARE THE INSTRUCTIONS.

I'LL CALL YOU, AND YOU CAN
DESCRIBE THE PICTURES TO ME.

OKAY. I'LL BE WAITING
FOR YOUR CALL.

[CATS MEOW]

AT O'MALLEY'S.

BUT... WE'RE... BROKEN UP.

AND OF ALL THE WOMEN AT WORK,

WHY MUST IT BE
NURSE "NEVER SAY NO"?

FOR GOD'S SAKE,

YOU JUST ANSWERED
YOUR OWN QUESTION.

HEY, ASHLEY. DROP DEAD.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SHE CAME OUTSIDE
WHILE I WAS GETTING

A NURSE'S PHONE
NUMBER AND THEN STARTS

THROWING AROUND SOME
BOGUS POST-DATING RULE.

THE 21-DAY WAITING PERIOD?

IS THERE SOME BREAKUP
NEWSLETTER I'M NOT GETTING?

IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR PETE DUNVILLE,

HE'S NOT HOME.

WELL, AT LEAST HE'S NOT
ANSWERING HIS PHONE.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, LADY. I
JUST GOT A PACKAGE FOR HIM.

SAY NO MORE, DELIVERYMAN.

I'LL HOLD IT HERE UNTIL
HE HAS TO COME GET IT.

DON'T YOU WORRY.

I DIDN'T WORRY WHEN I
DROPPED IT IN THE PUDDLE.

YOU THINK I'M GOING
TO WORRY NOW?

HI, IRENE.

YOU GETTING A LITTLE
PACKAGE THERE?

NO.

I MEAN, YES.

I SAID NO, MEANT YES.

OKAY, WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

HEY, IRENE.

IF THERE'S A HEAD IN
THAT BOX, I'M TELLING.

THERE'S NO WAY ALL THIS

IS GOING TO FIT INTO
THAT STUDIO APARTMENT.

SHARON, DON'T BE SO NEGATIVE.

OH, I'M SORRY.

I DON'T MEAN TO BE NEGATIVE,

AND THEN I REMEMBER
THAT I'M GOING TO BE LIVING

IN A BASEMENT WITH A JANITOR!

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

EVERYONE LAUGHS
UNTIL ONE OF US MAKES IT,

LIKE SCHNEIDER.

HEY, GUYS, IS ASHLEY HERE?

SHE'S IN HER BEDROOM.

YOU WANT TO BUY A TOASTER?

I HAVE A TOASTER.

YES, AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

I'VE NEVER BEEN THAT
IMPRESSED WITH IT.

THIS BABY'S A 4-SLICER.

GEE, I DON'T KNOW. I
DO ENTERTAIN A LOT

AND MY GUESTS OFTEN ASK
FOR FOUR PIECES OF TOAST...

MMM, BUT NO. BETTER NOT.

DON'T WANT TO SEEM "SHOWY."

HEY, BERG. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

NO, I DON'T MEAN THAT.

I THOUGHT I COULD SAY
IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.

LISTEN, ASHLEY. LOOK.

I'VE GIVEN WHAT YOU
SAID ABOUT DATING

A LOT OF CONSIDERATION,

AND I'VE DECIDED I'M
COMPLETELY RIGHT.

JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD
KNOW BEFORE YOU MOVE.

WELL, THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU

BUT I'M NOT MOVING.

WHAT?

I TALKED TO THE BUILDING OWNER,

AND HE HAS AGREED TO LET
ME SUBLET THE APARTMENT

SO AS ALWAYS, BERG,
YOU WILL BE BENEATH ME.

SHARON, WOULD YOU PLEASE
GO GET MY BOX FROM IRENE?

I AM LIVING IN A BASEMENT!

JOHNNY, PLEASE?

MY DAD TOLD ME NEVER TO MESS
WITH ANOTHER MAN'S STALKER.

BERG.

[GIGGLES]

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GOASK
HER FOR THE PACKAGE?

SHE ALWAYS TAKES
IT THE WRONG WAY.

LAST WEEK I HELD THE
DOOR OPEN FOR HER,

SHE NAMED THREE OF
HER CATS AFTER ME...

PETE, PETEY, AND PEDRO.

YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S BE HONEST.

LOOK, SHE WANTS ME.

DAMN THIS RICKY MARTIN FACE!

I'LL GET THE PACKAGE.

WHOA, BERG. WE'RE
JUST ABOUT TO TAKE

ALL THIS STUFF DOWNSTAIRS.

AND MY FRIEND'S
WITHOUT A PACKAGE.

[CATS MEOWING]

OH, HI, BERG. COME ON IN.

THANKS, BUT I CAN'T.
PETE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

I TAKE LOTS OF PILLS, THOUGH.

YEAH... I FIGURED.

LISTEN, I REALLY NEED TO
GETTHAT PACKAGE FOR PETE.

BUM-BUM, GET DOWN!

CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM?
I BUILD HIM A HOTEL,

AND ALL HE WANTS TO DO
IS HANG FROM THE CURTAINS.

OH, HE'S PROBABLY JUST TRYING
TO SIGNAL OUTSIDE FOR HELP.

ANYWAY, THE PACKAGE?

OH, NO CAN DO, 6'2".

THE DELIVERYMAN SAID
TO ONLY GIVE IT TO PETE,

AND YOU'RE NOT PETE, ARE YOU?

[CAT SCREECHES]

MR. JEEBERS, NO! GET OFF HER!

HONESTLY, HE'S INSATIABLE.

RUN, JUST RUN.

CAREFUL.

HEY, YOU DIDN'T GET
MY PACKAGE FROM IRENE.

WELL, I TRIED,

BUT IT'S BEHIND THE
CONCIERGE DESK

AT THE KITTY HOTEL.

HEY, ASH, WHAT'S GOING ON

I AM MOVING INTO
MY NEW APARTMENT.

JUST GOT ALL OF MY
STUFF OUT OF STORAGE.

APPARENTLY, YOU STORED
HIM NEXT TO YOUR AB-ROLLER.

OH, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT. STOP THE MOVE.

PUT EVERYTHING BACK.

I WAS PACKING YOUR FILES,

AND I FOUND THIS BANK STATEMENT.

YOU GOT $23,000
IN A MUTUAL FUND.

SHARON, THAT'S MY LIFE SAVINGS.

YEAH, AND IT'S SAVING OUR LIVES.

WE'RE STAYING UPSTAIRS.

NO, WE'RE NOT. WE'RE
MOVING DOWNSTAIRS.

BABY, OUR ROOM'S
STILL AVAILABLE.

OOH, ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT.

VICTOR'S NOT ONLY
HELPING ME MOVE,

HE'S ALSO MY NEW ROOMMATE.

Victor: ALOHA, NEIGHBORS.

HER ROOMMATE?

DID YOU SEE THE
SIZE OF THAT GUY?

I BET HE CAN GET MY
PACKAGE FROM IRENE.

CAN YOU BELIEVE ASHLEY?

I MEAN, WHY DON'T IJUST
MOVE A SUPERMODEL

INTO MY APARTMENT?

I THINK THE ANSWER
TO THAT QUESTION

WOULD ONLY HURT YOUR FEELINGS.

COULD YOU GUYS
EXCUSE US, PLEASE?

I'M GOING TO KILL JOHNNY

AND I DON'T WANT ANY WITNESSES.

I'M GOING TO GO UP
AND TALK TO ASHLEY.

IF VICTOR HAS A PROBLEM...

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

HEY, YOU DON'T THINK HE'LL
HAVE A PROBLEM, DO YOU?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

WE HAVE $23,000, AND
WE'RE MOVING HERE.

COME ON, THIS IS
GREAT. LOOK AT THIS. HEY.

HUH? WE GOT A MURPHY BED.

AND THERE'S THE BATHROOM.

WOW. THIS IS GREAT.

AND LOOK AT THE TOILET.

IT'S LIKE A
LITTLEPATIO FOUNTAIN.

WE AGREED TO LIVE DOWN HERE.

YEAH, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE

I FOUND YOUR FILE
MARKED "I'M RICH."

FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS,

I HAVE BEEN PAYING THE
BILLSIN OUR APARTMENT.

I WANTED TO HELP.
YOU WOULDN'T LET ME.

I WAS MAKING A LOT OF MONEY,

AND NOW I'M NOT,
YOU HAVE THE MONEY,

SO WHY WON'T YOU PAY?

I'VE BEEN SAVING THAT
MONEY MY ENTIRE LIFE.

THAT IS MY NEST EGG.

SO YOU HAVE IT WHEN
YOU NEED IT, LIKE NOW.

WE HAVE A PLACE TO STAY.

SO DO CONVICTS,

BUT IF THEY HAD 23,000 SMOKES,

THEY'D BUY THEIR WAY OUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT, JOHNNY?
YOU JUST STAY HERE

BECAUSE I AM MOVING
BACK UPSTAIRS.

OH, OH, GOD, YES. THAT'S
WONDERFUL, VICTOR.

YOU KNOW, MY OLD BOYFRIEND
USED TO GIVE ME MASSAGES,

BUT I COULD BARELY FEEL THEM.

HE WAS SO WEAK AND SCRAWNY.

OH, HELLO, FELLAS.

I THINK YOU KNOW
MY NEW ROOMMATE...

PROFESSIONAL MASSEUR
VICTOR, SOOTHER OF MUSCLES.

HI. MICHAEL BERGEN,
DOCTOR OF MEDICINE.

HI. PETE DUNVILLE,
SELLER OF MAKEUP.

I HAVE A PACKAGE DOWNSTAIRS.

IT MIGHT BE FROM MY MOM
OR IT COULD BE A PRIZE.

I ENTER A LOT OF CONTESTS.

NOT NOW.

ASHLEY, CAN I HAVE A MOMENT
ALONE WITH YOU, PLEASE?

YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING
IN FRONT OF VICTOR.

OKAY, FINE.

LOOK, YOU'RE LETTING A
GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT...

AND BY THAT, I MEAN AVERAGE...

MOVE INTO YOUR
APARTMENT AND RUB YOU?

IS THIS ABOUT ME?

NO, VICTOR.

YOU'RE NOT MY
BOYFRIEND ANY MORE.

I THINK SOMEBODY'S
FORGETTING THE 21-DAY RULE.

I'M NOT DATING VICTOR.
IT'S PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE.

OH, GOD, YES, THAT'S THE STUFF.

YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN NOTHING
BUT TROUBLE AROUND HERE

SINCE VICTOR MOVED IN.

I THINK THIS IS ABOUT ME.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU!

THE WORLD DOES NOT
REVOLVE AROUND VICTOR!

BERG, WHAT I DID WAS NO WORSE

THAN YOU DATING EVERY
CHIPPY IN A WHITE DRESS.

SHE WAS ONLY GIVING
ME HER PHONE NUMBER.

THERE'S TOO MUCH TENSION
HERE, AND I SHOULD KNOW.

I'M IN THE TENSION BUSINESS.

ASHLEY, THIS ISN'T
GOING TO WORK FOR ME.

I CAN'T BE YOUR ROOMMATE.

AND YOU, YOU'RE
LUCKY I'M A HEALER.

WELL, THANKS A LOT, BERG.

NOW NOT ONLY DID I
LOSE MY NEW ROOMMATE,

BUT I ALSO LOST THE GUY

WHO WAS GOING TO MOVE MY STUFF.

I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU, ASHLEY.

YEAH, SORRY FOR YOU, ASHLEY.

HEY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT BUSY,

YOU MIND BRINGING UP
THE REST OF MY FURNITURE?

NO. NO WAY, ASHLEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU MAY BE ABLE
TO MANIPULATE BERG,

BUT NOT ME.

I'LL GET YOUR PACKAGE.

I'LL START WITH THE DISHES.

OH, HI, ASHLEY.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, FREAK.

I WANT PETE'S PACKAGE.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU.

WELL, MAYBE YOUR CATS ARE.

OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.

FOR EVERY DAY PETE
DOESN'T HAVE HIS PACKAGE,

YOU LOSE ONE CAT.

IS THAT CAT WEARING
A BATHING SUIT?

SHARON HERE?

YES. SHE HAS LOCKED
HERSELF IN VICTOR'S BEDROOM.

Sharon: IT'S MY BEDROOM!

SHARON, COME OUT.
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.

WE LIVE DOWNSTAIRS NOW.

SHARON!

I'M NOT LEAVING.I
HATE IT DOWN THERE.

IT'S MOLDY AND
DARKAND DEPRESSING.

IF WE HAVE THE MONEY,
WHY CAN'T WE LIVE HERE?

BECAUSE I WANT A HOUSE!

YOU KNOW, I WANT US AND OUR KIDS

TO HAVE SOME SECURITY.

YOU KNOW, A FUTURE
WHERE WE'RE NOT DYING

TO MAKE OUR BILLS EVERY MONTH

LIKE WE ARE NOW,
LIKE MY FOLKS HAD TO.

SO IF IT MEANS
LIVING IN A BASEMENT

AND BEING A JANITOR
IN THE PRESENT,

YOU KNOW, SO BE IT.

IT MAY NOT BE GOOD
ENOUGH FOR YOU,

BUT IT SURE IS FOR ME.

SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I HAVE TO GO GRAB MY SQUEEGEE.

A DOG PEED ON OUR WINDOW,

AND I WILL NOT LIVE LIKE THAT.

SHE'S ALL YOURS.

PETE, WILL YOU WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

HEY, IS THERE ANY REASON

THAT I'M THE ONLY
ONE NOT MOVING,

YET I'M THE ONLY ONE MOVING!

ALL RIGHT, THAT IS THE LAST BOX.

NOW I WANT MY PACKAGE, ASHLEY.

AND I WANT MY MATTRESS, PETE.

HMM, WHAT WILL WE DO?

FORGET IT. I'M NOT YOUR PUPPET.

FINE, IF YOU DON'T
WANT YOUR PRIZE.

IS IT A PRIZE?

WHAT DID YOU HEAR?

I HEAR THE PITTER-PATTER
OF YOUR LITTLE FEET

BRINGING MY MATTRESS UPSTAIRS.

BERG, COULD YOU AT
LEAST GET THE DOOR?

WHOA. SURE, BUDDY.

OH, BOY, I'M TOTALLY GOING
TO FEEL THAT TOMORROW.

GET OUT OF MY WAY.

I'M SENSING A
LITTLE TENSION HERE,

BUT THEN AGAIN,
WHAT WOULD I KNOW?

I'M NOT IN THE TENSION BUSINESS.

LOOK, BERG, UNTIL I
FIND A NEW ROOMMATE,

YOU ARE PAYING HALF MY RENT.

FINE. UNTIL I FIND A NEW DATE,

YOU'RE PAYING FOR
HALF OF MY... CABLE.

YOU ARE SO PETTY.

YOU DELIBERATELY
SCARED VICTOR OFF

TO GET BACK AT
ME FOR THAT NURSE.

THAT'S RIGHT. I
KNEW I HAD A REASON.

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
NOW I'M MISERABLE.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?

I'D LIKE YOU TO BE
AS MISERABLE AS I AM.

YES, JUST LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE MISERABLE?

HMM. WELL, I WAS,

BUT NOW THAT I KNOW
YOU'RE MISERABLE,

I'M HAPPY.

WELL, I'M HAPPY
THAT YOU'RE HAPPY,

SO THAT MUST MAKE YOU
PRETTY DAMN MISERABLE,

SO, HA! I WIN! HOO-AH!

I AM SO MISERABLE.

I AM SO HAPPY.

LOOK, I FOUND IT.

AND NOW I'M GOING TO OPEN IT.

OH, IT'S A MEMBERSHIP

TO THE FRUIT OF THE MONTH CLUB.

"APRICOTS, GRAPES,
MANGOS, AND MORE,

"MY WAY TO SAY THANK YOU

FOR HOLDING THE
DOOR. LOVE, IRENE."

FRUITS FROM A NUT
IT'S KIND OF CLEVER.

IT'S LIKE THE BEST
FORT I EVER HAD.

HI.

HI.

THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.

YOU KNOW THAT HOUSE
YOU WANT TO BUY?

WELL, I WANT TO
LIVE THERE WITH YOU.

SO IF IT MEANS LIVING
LIKE A COUPLE OF BATS

IN A CAVE IN NEW MEXICO...

THEN I'M ALL FOR IT.

TERRIFIC.

OF COURSE, I'VE NEVER
LIVED IN SQUALOR,

SO, UM, I'M SURE I'LL RESENT IT,

AND CONSEQUENTLY
YOU'REGOING TO HAVE TO PAY

IN A THOUSAND SMALL WAYS.

NOT UNEXPECTED.

AND EVERY TIME I'M
LOSING AN ARGUMENT,

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
THROW THE BASEMENT BACK

IN YOUR FACE.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU LOST AN ARGUMENT?

SO, YOU'RE GOING TO STAY?

YEAH.

GOOD.

NOW LET'S GO.

WHERE?

I'M TAKING YOU OUTTO
A LOBSTER DINNER.

OOH, SOUNDS KIND OF PRICEY.

WELL, I LOVE YOU...

AND YOU CAN'T HAVE AN APPETIZER.

UH, MR. SUPERINTENDENT.

OH, HI, PETE.

LISTEN, IRENE, I JUST
WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU

FOR THE FRUIT. YOU
REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.

OH, GOODY. WHAT
DID YOU GET FIRST?

UM, APRICOTS.

APRICOTS! YAY!

MR. BUMPY SAID IT
WOULD BE APRICOTS.

DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?

I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO GIVE HIM HIS BATH.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU
LICK HIM, DOES IT, IRENE?

NO, SILLY.

NO. MAYBE SOME OTHER
TIME, BUT THANKS AGAIN.

NO, IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

[CAT SCREECHES]

OH, MR. JEEBERS,
FOR THE LAST TIME,

SHE IS A FERRET!