Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 2, Episode 6 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Psycho Halloween - full transcript
Pete and Berg throw a Halloween party. Sharon is dressed as a mermaid but Johnny goes as a cowboy instead of an angler - she is not happy. Berg goes as a mad doctor, and strange things start happening. They run out of beer and Pete goes to the pizza place for some more beer only to find Berg tied up. The question then is, who is at the party impersonating Berg? This psycho Berg kills Ashley and Johnny with his axe. Sharon flees to the pizza place for safety followed by the psycho Berg. In a mix-up, Pete kills the real Berg. At the end we find out who the psycho Berg really is and why he is killing everybody.
[AS THE CADAVER] OW!
WATCH IT! THAT'S MY SPLEEN!
CAN'T YOU BE SERIOUS
JUST FOR ONCE?
IRONIC, ISN'T IT, KAMEN?
YOU AND I, ARCHENEMIES,
ASSIGNED TO THE MORGUE
ROTATION ON HALLOWEEN?
KINDA SPOOKY.
[THUNDER]
WELL... THAT WORKED OUT WELL.
W-WILL YOU QUIT IT, BERG?
Y-YOU'RE NOT FREAKING ME OUT.
I'M SORRY, BUDDY.
THANKS.
OH! YOU LEAVE ME ALONE.
HEY, HEY. WHOA.
EASY THERE, HUH?
LIGHTEN UP. IT'S HALLOWEEN.
LISTEN, UH, MY ROOMMATE AND I,
WE'RE HAVING THIS
BIG PARTY TONIGHT,
SO... WHY DON'T
YOU COME BY, HUH?
YEAH, LIKE I'M GONNA
PARTY DOWN WITH YOU.
KAMEN, COME ON.
LET'S JUST PUT OUR DIFFERENCES
BEHIND US, YOU KNOW?
BURY THE HATCHET.
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS.
NOT IN A TRILLION MILLION YEARS.
HEY, BUDDY... OK, SUIT YOURSELF.
WHILE OTHERS ARE HAVING FUN,
YOU'RE GONNA BE ALONE IN THE
MORGUE ON... [CLICKS TONGUE]
[SPOOKY VOICE]
HALLOWEEN... [THUNDER]
[DOOR CREAKS]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[THEME FROM THE X-FILES PLAYS]
[TURNS RADIO OFF]
[HEARTBEAT GETTING
LOUDER AND LOUDER]
[INSTRUMENTS CLANK TO FLOOR]
BERG?
I-IS THAT YOU?
Y-YOU'RE NOT SCARING ME. HA HA.
[GASP]
BERG.
YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH.
LET ME TAKE CARE OF
THE OTHER HALF. HMM?
YEAH, VERY FUNNY
WITH THE RUBBER BLADE.
WOW.
HOW'D YOU DO THAT FAKE BLOOD?
AND... HOW COME IT... HURTS?
[INSTRUMENTS CRASH TO FLOOR]
I'M STILL NOT COMING
TO YOUR PARTY.
[THUNDER]
AGAIN WITH THE
WELL-TIMED LIGHTNING.
HA HA.
AH HA HA HA HA!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HAH!
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYS] ♪
HERE IN THE TWILIGHT ♪
♪ HERE IN THE TWILIGHT... ♪
YES, MRS. HIMMELFARB.
YES.
YES, WE'LL TRY TO
KEEP THE NOISE DOWN.
YEAH. I...
I UNDERSTAND YOUR DOG
HAS SENSITIVE HEARING.
HE'S A DOG.
OW!
WATCH IT.
SORRY.
YOU'RE NOT SORRY.
I AM. I'M SORRY YOU
DIDN'T WEAR A COSTUME
YOU COULD WALK IN.
YEAH, AND I'M SORRY
YOU DIDN'T DRESS IN THE
COSTUME I BOUGHT YOU.
IF YOU WERE A FISHERMAN,
AT LEAST WE'D GO TOGETHER.
I WANTED TO BE A COWBOY.
BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE YOUR CATCH OF THE DAY.
WHERE WOULD A
COWBOY FIND A MERMAID?
WHERE WOULD
ANYBODY FIND A MERMAID?
FORGET IT.
JUST DROP ME NEAR THE KEG.
HEY, JOHNNY.
HEY, SHAR!
HEY.
NICE COSTUME!
OH, THANKS. HOW DO
YOU PEE IN THAT THING?
OUT OF A WINDOW
ON THE 42nd FLOOR.
OH.
NO!
I THINK THE KEG'S RUNNING LOW.
IT'S ALL PART OF MY EVIL PLAN.
WHAT, TO RUIN YOUR
OWN HALLOWEEN PARTY?
FIENDISH.
AH HA HA HA HA!
NO.
YOU KNOW HOW BERG PULLS A
HALLOWEEN PRANK ON ME EVERY YEAR?
YOU MEAN LIKE THE TIME HE MADE
YOU THINK YOU WERE SHRINKING?
THEY WERE BIG SHOES.
THEY WOULD HAVE FOOLED ANYBODY.
AND THE BIG HAT.
OK, OK. WELL, THIS YEAR,
I RIGGED A KEG OVER
AT THE PIZZA PLACE.
WHEN BERG PICKS IT UP,
HE'S GOING TO BE BURIED
IN A BUCKET OF CORN FLAKES.
AND THE HUGE JACKET
WITH THE LONG SLEEVES.
YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
YOU KNOW, WHERE'S JOHNNY,
'CAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR A FISHERMAN,
BUT I DON'T SEE ONE ANYWHERE.
SHUT UP. JUST...
GET ME TO THE CHIPS.
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON. HOP ON, FLIPPER.
OH! OH, OH, OH.
I KNOW WHAT YOU
AND JOHNNY ARE DOING.
IT'S LIKE THAT
EPISODE OF BONANZA
WHERE LITTLE JOE
GOES TO THE WELL,
AND HE FALLS IN LOVE
WITH THE MERMAID.
[MIMICKING JOHNNY] SHARON,
I WANT TO BE A COWBOY.
STUPID JOHNNY.
[PSYCHO MUSIC PLAYS]
HEY, PETE.
BERG. WHERE'S THE BEER?
THE KEG ON THE
COUNTER, REMEMBER?
I SPECIFICALLY ASKED
YOU TO PICK IT UP.
OH, YEAH. YOU
KNOW, I GOT HUNG UP
AT THE HOSPITAL. WE HAD
THIS UNEXPECTED ARRIVAL.
D.O.A.
MEANWHILE, YOU STILL HAD
ENOUGH TIME TO GET INTO COSTUME.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT'S NOT BAD, THOUGH.
IT LOOKS A LITTLE
THICK TO BE REAL BLOOD.
WHAT'D YOU USE, KETCHUP?
YEAH, IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE CRUSTY.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO
ADD SOME FRESH BLOOD.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
NICE HAT.
NO!
HEY, BERG THE BUTCHER.
COOL COSTUME.
I'M SORRY. BUTCHER?
WHAT THE HELL IS
WRONG WITH YOU, HUH?
CAN'T YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ANIMAL BLOOD AND HUMAN BLOOD,
YOU WESTERN IMBECILE?
YOU-YOU'RE OUT OF BEER.
OH, GOSH, WE'RE OUT
OF BEER. I GOT AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER TO THE
PIZZA PLACE AND GET THE KEG THERE?
YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
CALAMITY JOHNNY WITH YOU?
OH, RIGHT.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
I'LL TAKE JOHNNY.
IT'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE
TO WORK ON MY COSTUME.
[THUNDER]
[PSYCHO MUSIC PLAYS]
HOW'D YOU GET THE
BEER WITHOUT THE CA...
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET THE KEG!
OH, YEAH, THE BEER. I FORGOT.
HA HA HA.
BERG, LOOK, IF THIS IS
ONE OF YOUR PRANKS,
I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
HA HA HA HA!
NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST.
OHH... HEY! WHERE'S JOHNNY?
OH, HE'S NOT COMING BACK.
HE BLEW ME OFF BECAUSE
OF ONE LITTLE FIGHT?
HE CAN GO ROT IN HELL.
OR IN A DUMPSTER
BEHIND THE DAIRY QUEEN.
PETE. PUNCH BOWL.
YO, BUDDY, COME ON.
CART'S TAKEN. BEAT IT.
HEY, BERG.
OH! ASHLEY.
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE SOME
FRESH MEAT AT THE PARTY.
WOW. I'M REALLY SURPRISED.
I WAS SURE I'D BE
HERE AT LEAST A MINUTE
BEFORE YOU OFFENDED ME.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M AFRAID THAT YOU'RE
TAKING "FRESH MEAT"
THE WRONG WAY.
LOOK, BERG, I CAME
HERE TO HAVE FUN,
BUT IF YOU TRY ANY MORE OF
YOUR STUPID COME-ON LINES,
LIKE HOW YOU'D
LIKE TO THAW ME OUT
OR SHOW ME HOW YOU
RAISE YOUR TITANIC...
I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE.
TRUST ME, YOU ARE
NOT GONNA LEAVE
A KILLER PARTY LIKE THIS.
OH, I'M NOT?
NO.
YOU'RE NOT.
WOW. TH-THERE'S SOMETHING
DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU, BERG.
SOMETHING... INTENSE.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I LIKE IT.
AND MAY I SAY
THAT YOU MAKE A
WONDERFUL VICTIM.
WELL, THANK YOU.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
ALL RIGHT, WHO'S
THE TENANT HERE?
WE'LL FINISH THIS LATER.
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
YES, THERE IS. THERE'S BEEN
SOME COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE.
YOU WANT TO KEEP IT DOWN?
YOU GOT IT, OFFICER.
I'LL TURN DOWN THE MUSIC AND
DISPOSE OF SOME OF THE GUESTS.
GOOD.
NICE COSTUME.
THAT'S REALLY
REALISTIC-LOOKING BLOOD.
WELL, THANK YOU.
BUT I DIDN'T DO IT MYSELF.
A LOT OF PEOPLE HELPED.
PETE! UH, THE COPS, THEY WANT
US TO KEEP THE MUSIC DOWN.
OH, JEEZ... OH. ALL RIGHT. YEAH.
YOU GOT ME.
SO THIS IS YOUR BIG PRANK.
UH, NO, NO. HE'S REAL.
MMM. HE LOOKS REAL, TOO.
WHOOOO!
FAKE BADGE. FAKE NIGHTSTICK.
RIGHT DOWN TO THE FAKE SPARE
TIRE FROM ALL THOSE DOUGHNUTS.
HA HA HA HA HA!
I TOLD YOU I'D CALL THE POLICE
IF YOU DIDN'T KEEP IT DOWN.
MRS. HIMMELFARB.
OH, MY GOD.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO COME DOWNTOWN,
SPEND THE NIGHT IN OUR FAKE JAIL
AND BE THE FAKE WIFE
OF YOUR CELLMATE.
I'M, UH, I'M SORRY ABOUT
MY FRIEND, OFFICER.
WE'LL KEEP IT DOWN.
YOU BETTER.
YOU'RE A GOOD KID.
YOU... I DON'T LIKE!
HEY, WELL, I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK
WITH THAT MRS. HIMMELFARB.
FORGET HER. THIS
PARTY'S FALLING APART.
LOOK, PEOPLE ARE LEAVING.
WOULD YOU JUST GO GET THE BEER?
I HAVE A LOT TO DO, ALL RIGHT?
WHAT, YOU THINK KILLING
SPREES JUST HAPPEN?
OK.
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GIVE UP.
I'M JUST GONNA GET
THE BEER MYSELF.
YOU KNOW WHAT, BERG?
IF YOU WERE TRYING TO PULL
A PRANK ON ME, I'D FALL FOR IT,
BECAUSE THAT'S THE
KIND OF FRIEND I AM.
HEY! I NEED THIS.
HEY, BERG.
SO WHEN AM I GONNA GET
THE TOUR OF THE PLACE?
HEY, DOLL. I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND.
BUT I GOTTA WARN YOU,
MY BEDROOM IS A BLOODY MESS.
OK. I'VE BEEN WARNED.
OK.
LET'S GO, THEN.
[WHISPERING] Chop-chop.
[PSYCHO MUSIC PLAYS]
[THUNDER]
[BANGING]
SOMEBODY THERE?
[BANGING LOUDER]
HELLO!
HELLO!
[BANGING] HELLO?
[BANGING]
AAH!
[MUFFLED CRIES]
HA HA!
NICE GOING, BERG.
YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH.
[MUFFLED CRIES]
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? WHAT?
[MUFFLED] NO!
WHAT, I START TO UNTIE YOU
AND A BUCKET OF CORN
FLAKES FALL ON MY HEAD?
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT.
HAVE FUN GETTING OUT
OF THIS ONE, HOUDINI.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[RING]
BEACON STREET PIZZA.
PETE.
WHO'S THIS?
IT'S ME... BERG.
HELLOOO!
PETE, YOU STILL THERE?
YEAH... YEAH, I'M STILL HERE.
DID YOU GET MY LITTLE
GIFT-WRAPPED PRESENT?
WHO ARE YOU?
OH, NOW, JUST YOUR
AVERAGE MENTALLY DERANGED
HOMICIDAL IMPOSTOR.
LISTEN...
CAN YOU GRAB ME
SOME CELERY STICKS?
I FEEL LIKE A BLOODY MARY.
AND A BLOODY SHARON.
[DIAL TONE]
HELLO?
[THUNDER]
I'M SORRY, BERG.
WHEN I SAW YOU TIED UP,
I THOUGHT IT WAS PART
OF YOUR HALLOWEEN PRANK.
NO, NO. THAT WASN'T MY PRANK.
THIS WAS MY PRANK.
THAT WAS YOUR PRANK?
YEAH. I WAS GONNA
HANG IT OVER YOUR BED.
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
HOOOO!
HOOOO!
HOO...
I'VE BEEN BUSY, OK?
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
ALL I KNOW IS SOME
GUY JUMPS OUT,
HITS ME ON THE HEAD,
AND HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.
I NEVER REALIZED
HOW DASHING I AM.
THAT GUY'S BEEN PRETENDING
TO BE YOU AT THE PARTY.
NEVER SEEN MY PROFILE BEFORE.
I SHOULD BE ON A COIN.
WE GOTTA WARN EVERYBODY.
[RING]
HELLO.
SHARON, YOU HAVE TO GET
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE APARTMENT.
YOU ALREADY TOOK CARE OF THAT.
YOUR PLAN TO RUN
OUT OF BEER WORKED.
IS... BERG STILL THERE?
NO. HE WENT OUT TO HAVE A
LITTLE CHAT WITH MRS. HIMMELFARB.
OH, HERE HE IS.
HEY, BERG.
SHARON, YOU HAVE TO GET
DOWN TO THE PIZZA PLACE NOW,
ALL RIGHT? AND STAY
AWAY FROM BERG.
ME AND BERG'LL BE
WAITING FOR YOU HERE.
I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU GET
AWAY FROM YOUR BERG,
AND ME AND MY BERG
WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU.
NOT LISTENING.
SHARON, LISTEN TO
ME, OK? THIS IS BERG.
THAT'S NOT ME AT THE PARTY.
WOW! PETE, THAT'S A REALLY
GOOD IMPRESSION OF BERG.
NOW DO ME, DO ME!
SHARON, LISTEN TO
ME, OK? THIS IS BERG.
THAT GUY'S AN IMPOSTOR.
OK, PETE, I BELIEVE YA.
UM, SHARON, THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE GOTTA TELL YOU ABOUT BERG.
WHAT?
HE'S GONNA MAKE A LOUSY DOCTOR.
AAH!
[PANTING]
AAH!
[PSYCHO MUSIC PLAYS]
AAH! [THUNDER] AAH!
ALL RIGHT, THE POLICE
ARE ON THEIR WAY.
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
OK, IT'S SHAR! IT'S SHARON,
IT'S SHARON. IT'S SHAR.
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
HELLO!
YOU GUYS, THIS IS
WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT.
THE GUY IN THE
APARTMENT IS A KILLER.
A KILLER?
YES. BERG.
I'VE GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU.
ASHLEY'S DEAD.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
SHE CAME TO THE PARTY?
PETE, SHE CAME TO THE PARTY!
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME.
SHE'S DEAD.
STILL, I CONSIDER
IT A MINOR VICTORY.
AAH! AAH! [POUNDING ON DOOR]
OH, CALM DOWN.
IT'S JUST THE COPS.
ALL RIGHT! QUICK! IT'S HIM!
FIND SOMETHING TO HIT HIM WITH!
NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT!
WHY NOT?
IT'S MY HALLOWEEN PRANK.
IT'S RIGGED TO A
BUCKET OF CORN FLAKES.
HEY, WOW, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
YOU THINK?
HOW'D YOU DO IT WITH
THE RIGGING AND...
I PUT THE ROPE
AROUND... Sharon: GUYS!
KILLER OUTSIDE!
RIGHT. RIGHT. PETE,
GET THE ROLLING PIN.
YES!
AAH!
AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS LAME.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
OK! OK! OK! WHEN I OPEN THE
DOOR, YOU TWO POUNCE ON HIM.
GOT IT! GOT IT!
ONE!
2!
OH, THANK GOD! IT'S THE... PETE?
BERG?
YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE ME ALONE
WITH THE KILLER?
WE WERE LYING IN WAIT.
DID SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE?
YES, SIR, I DID.
I... OH, IT'S YOU.
OH. HI.
HI.
UM, LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THE
MISUNDERSTANDING EARLIER.
I THOUGHT... HA HA...
THAT MY FRIEND HERE
WAS USING YOU TO
PULL A PRANK ON US.
HA HA HA HA!
BUT, ANYWAY, HIS EVIL TWIN'S
OUTSIDE, AND HE'S TRYING TO KILL US.
WE HAVE THE SAME
DASHING PROFILE.
I OUGHT TO RUN
THE THREE OF YOU IN.
BUT LUCKY FOR YOU,
I RETIRE AT MIDNIGHT.
AND I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE
LAST HOUR OF A 26-YEAR CAREER
FILLIN' OUT PAPERWORK.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'M LATE FOR MY
RETIREMENT PARTY.
WELL, HE'S DEAD.
OH, MY GOD!
I JUST CLEANED THAT
WINDOW THIS MORNING.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I GOTTA HELP HIM. I'M A DOCTOR.
YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.
THEN YOU GO.
NO, BERG, DON'T, DON'T!
YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH.
OH, MY GOD! OH,
MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, WE GOTTA
GET A HOLD OF OURSELVES.
JUST CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S... LET'S...
LET'S PUT SOME MUSIC ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
♪ I THINK I'M GOIN'
OUT OF MY HEAD... ♪
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
NO!
♪ YES, I THINK I'M GOIN'... ♪
HE GOT JOHNNY.
♪ OVER YOU ♪
UCCHH!
POOR GUY.
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
HE DIDN'T BLOW YOU OFF.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
OHH, I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU.
AAH! AAH!
NO! IT'S ME! I WAS
TRYING TO SAVE THE COP
AND I GOT COVERED IN HIS BLOOD.
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE KILLER.
HE'S STILL OUT THERE.
WE SHOULD BARRICADE THE DOOR.
YES! YES! YES! GOOD
IDEA! GOOD IDEA!
I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
WHAT IF THAT'S
NOT THE REAL BERG?
OH. YEAH. THEN WE'D BE
BARRICADING OURSELVES IN
WITH THE KILLER.
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
UM, UM, UH, BERG.
YOU REMEMBER LAST WEEK
WHEN WE WERE SITTING AROUND
THE KITCHEN TABLE TALKING...
IF YOU WERE AN APPLIANCE,
WHAT APPLIANCE WOULD YOU BE?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
CROCKPOT?
NO!
IT'S WAFFLE IRON,
YOU PSYCHO BERG!
PETE... KILL HIM.
I CAN'T KILL HIM. HE
LOOKS JUST LIKE BERG.
COME ON, IF YOU
WERE PSYCHO PETE,
BERG WOULD KILL YOU IN A SECOND.
LOOK, WILL YOU JUST GO IN
BACK AND GET SOME ROPE?
WE'LL TIE HIM UP.
THIS IS FOR JOHNNY.
UHH!
AND THIS IS FOR THE COP. UHH!
WHAT ARE YOU
STANDING THERE FOR?!
UHH!
AH!
UHH!
BERG! NO, DON'T WORRY!
SOMEBODY KNOCKED ME OUT
WHEN I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE COP
AND I GOT COVERED IN HIS BLOOD.
THAT'S OK. WE GOT
THE KILLER RIGHT HERE.
PETE'S IN BACK
GETTING SOME ROPE.
NO, NO, HE'LL NEVER FIND
IT. IT'S BEHIND SOME BOXES.
OK, YOU GO HELP PETE.
I'LL STAY HERE KICKING
THE PSYCHO BERG.
HEY, PETE.
AAH! SHARON! HE ESCAPED!
NO! NO! IT'S ME. I CAME TO
HELP YOU FIND THE ROPE.
OH, YEAH? THEN WHAT APPLIANCE
WOULD YOU WANT TO BE?
TOASTER OVEN.
NO.
IT'S WAFFLE IRON, YOU MANIAC!
AAH!
NO!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT.
I DID IT. I KILLED
THE PSYCHO BERG.
[CLANK]
REALLY?
SHARON! GOOD NEWS!
PETE KILLED THE PSYCHO BERG.
OH, MY... GOD.
I WAS WAFFLE IRON.
LISTEN, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT
CRACK ABOUT KILLING PSYCHO BERG.
FINE. I'LL CUT YOU SOME SLACK.
THANKS.
OW! OW! OW!
GOT MILK?
OW!
OK, THAT HURT. THAT HURT.
AAH!
WHOO!
WHO ARE YOU?
[COUGHING]
YOU!
[THUNDER] [PSYCHO MUSIC PLAYS]
BUT WHY?
BECAUSE NOW I HAVE MY OWN SHOW.
MY OWN SHOW!
AND ALL THE FREE
PIZZA I CAN EAT.
I LOVE HALLOWEEN.
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
[LAUGHTER ECHOING]
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
AND NOW SOME SCENES FROM
NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF...
IN FIVE!
WATCH IT! THAT'S MY SPLEEN!
CAN'T YOU BE SERIOUS
JUST FOR ONCE?
IRONIC, ISN'T IT, KAMEN?
YOU AND I, ARCHENEMIES,
ASSIGNED TO THE MORGUE
ROTATION ON HALLOWEEN?
KINDA SPOOKY.
[THUNDER]
WELL... THAT WORKED OUT WELL.
W-WILL YOU QUIT IT, BERG?
Y-YOU'RE NOT FREAKING ME OUT.
I'M SORRY, BUDDY.
THANKS.
OH! YOU LEAVE ME ALONE.
HEY, HEY. WHOA.
EASY THERE, HUH?
LIGHTEN UP. IT'S HALLOWEEN.
LISTEN, UH, MY ROOMMATE AND I,
WE'RE HAVING THIS
BIG PARTY TONIGHT,
SO... WHY DON'T
YOU COME BY, HUH?
YEAH, LIKE I'M GONNA
PARTY DOWN WITH YOU.
KAMEN, COME ON.
LET'S JUST PUT OUR DIFFERENCES
BEHIND US, YOU KNOW?
BURY THE HATCHET.
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS.
NOT IN A TRILLION MILLION YEARS.
HEY, BUDDY... OK, SUIT YOURSELF.
WHILE OTHERS ARE HAVING FUN,
YOU'RE GONNA BE ALONE IN THE
MORGUE ON... [CLICKS TONGUE]
[SPOOKY VOICE]
HALLOWEEN... [THUNDER]
[DOOR CREAKS]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[THEME FROM THE X-FILES PLAYS]
[TURNS RADIO OFF]
[HEARTBEAT GETTING
LOUDER AND LOUDER]
[INSTRUMENTS CLANK TO FLOOR]
BERG?
I-IS THAT YOU?
Y-YOU'RE NOT SCARING ME. HA HA.
[GASP]
BERG.
YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH.
LET ME TAKE CARE OF
THE OTHER HALF. HMM?
YEAH, VERY FUNNY
WITH THE RUBBER BLADE.
WOW.
HOW'D YOU DO THAT FAKE BLOOD?
AND... HOW COME IT... HURTS?
[INSTRUMENTS CRASH TO FLOOR]
I'M STILL NOT COMING
TO YOUR PARTY.
[THUNDER]
AGAIN WITH THE
WELL-TIMED LIGHTNING.
HA HA.
AH HA HA HA HA!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HAH!
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYS] ♪
HERE IN THE TWILIGHT ♪
♪ HERE IN THE TWILIGHT... ♪
YES, MRS. HIMMELFARB.
YES.
YES, WE'LL TRY TO
KEEP THE NOISE DOWN.
YEAH. I...
I UNDERSTAND YOUR DOG
HAS SENSITIVE HEARING.
HE'S A DOG.
OW!
WATCH IT.
SORRY.
YOU'RE NOT SORRY.
I AM. I'M SORRY YOU
DIDN'T WEAR A COSTUME
YOU COULD WALK IN.
YEAH, AND I'M SORRY
YOU DIDN'T DRESS IN THE
COSTUME I BOUGHT YOU.
IF YOU WERE A FISHERMAN,
AT LEAST WE'D GO TOGETHER.
I WANTED TO BE A COWBOY.
BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE YOUR CATCH OF THE DAY.
WHERE WOULD A
COWBOY FIND A MERMAID?
WHERE WOULD
ANYBODY FIND A MERMAID?
FORGET IT.
JUST DROP ME NEAR THE KEG.
HEY, JOHNNY.
HEY, SHAR!
HEY.
NICE COSTUME!
OH, THANKS. HOW DO
YOU PEE IN THAT THING?
OUT OF A WINDOW
ON THE 42nd FLOOR.
OH.
NO!
I THINK THE KEG'S RUNNING LOW.
IT'S ALL PART OF MY EVIL PLAN.
WHAT, TO RUIN YOUR
OWN HALLOWEEN PARTY?
FIENDISH.
AH HA HA HA HA!
NO.
YOU KNOW HOW BERG PULLS A
HALLOWEEN PRANK ON ME EVERY YEAR?
YOU MEAN LIKE THE TIME HE MADE
YOU THINK YOU WERE SHRINKING?
THEY WERE BIG SHOES.
THEY WOULD HAVE FOOLED ANYBODY.
AND THE BIG HAT.
OK, OK. WELL, THIS YEAR,
I RIGGED A KEG OVER
AT THE PIZZA PLACE.
WHEN BERG PICKS IT UP,
HE'S GOING TO BE BURIED
IN A BUCKET OF CORN FLAKES.
AND THE HUGE JACKET
WITH THE LONG SLEEVES.
YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
YOU KNOW, WHERE'S JOHNNY,
'CAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR A FISHERMAN,
BUT I DON'T SEE ONE ANYWHERE.
SHUT UP. JUST...
GET ME TO THE CHIPS.
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON. HOP ON, FLIPPER.
OH! OH, OH, OH.
I KNOW WHAT YOU
AND JOHNNY ARE DOING.
IT'S LIKE THAT
EPISODE OF BONANZA
WHERE LITTLE JOE
GOES TO THE WELL,
AND HE FALLS IN LOVE
WITH THE MERMAID.
[MIMICKING JOHNNY] SHARON,
I WANT TO BE A COWBOY.
STUPID JOHNNY.
[PSYCHO MUSIC PLAYS]
HEY, PETE.
BERG. WHERE'S THE BEER?
THE KEG ON THE
COUNTER, REMEMBER?
I SPECIFICALLY ASKED
YOU TO PICK IT UP.
OH, YEAH. YOU
KNOW, I GOT HUNG UP
AT THE HOSPITAL. WE HAD
THIS UNEXPECTED ARRIVAL.
D.O.A.
MEANWHILE, YOU STILL HAD
ENOUGH TIME TO GET INTO COSTUME.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT'S NOT BAD, THOUGH.
IT LOOKS A LITTLE
THICK TO BE REAL BLOOD.
WHAT'D YOU USE, KETCHUP?
YEAH, IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE CRUSTY.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO
ADD SOME FRESH BLOOD.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
NICE HAT.
NO!
HEY, BERG THE BUTCHER.
COOL COSTUME.
I'M SORRY. BUTCHER?
WHAT THE HELL IS
WRONG WITH YOU, HUH?
CAN'T YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ANIMAL BLOOD AND HUMAN BLOOD,
YOU WESTERN IMBECILE?
YOU-YOU'RE OUT OF BEER.
OH, GOSH, WE'RE OUT
OF BEER. I GOT AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER TO THE
PIZZA PLACE AND GET THE KEG THERE?
YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
CALAMITY JOHNNY WITH YOU?
OH, RIGHT.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
I'LL TAKE JOHNNY.
IT'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE
TO WORK ON MY COSTUME.
[THUNDER]
[PSYCHO MUSIC PLAYS]
HOW'D YOU GET THE
BEER WITHOUT THE CA...
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET THE KEG!
OH, YEAH, THE BEER. I FORGOT.
HA HA HA.
BERG, LOOK, IF THIS IS
ONE OF YOUR PRANKS,
I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
HA HA HA HA!
NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST.
OHH... HEY! WHERE'S JOHNNY?
OH, HE'S NOT COMING BACK.
HE BLEW ME OFF BECAUSE
OF ONE LITTLE FIGHT?
HE CAN GO ROT IN HELL.
OR IN A DUMPSTER
BEHIND THE DAIRY QUEEN.
PETE. PUNCH BOWL.
YO, BUDDY, COME ON.
CART'S TAKEN. BEAT IT.
HEY, BERG.
OH! ASHLEY.
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE SOME
FRESH MEAT AT THE PARTY.
WOW. I'M REALLY SURPRISED.
I WAS SURE I'D BE
HERE AT LEAST A MINUTE
BEFORE YOU OFFENDED ME.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M AFRAID THAT YOU'RE
TAKING "FRESH MEAT"
THE WRONG WAY.
LOOK, BERG, I CAME
HERE TO HAVE FUN,
BUT IF YOU TRY ANY MORE OF
YOUR STUPID COME-ON LINES,
LIKE HOW YOU'D
LIKE TO THAW ME OUT
OR SHOW ME HOW YOU
RAISE YOUR TITANIC...
I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE.
TRUST ME, YOU ARE
NOT GONNA LEAVE
A KILLER PARTY LIKE THIS.
OH, I'M NOT?
NO.
YOU'RE NOT.
WOW. TH-THERE'S SOMETHING
DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU, BERG.
SOMETHING... INTENSE.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I LIKE IT.
AND MAY I SAY
THAT YOU MAKE A
WONDERFUL VICTIM.
WELL, THANK YOU.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
ALL RIGHT, WHO'S
THE TENANT HERE?
WE'LL FINISH THIS LATER.
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
YES, THERE IS. THERE'S BEEN
SOME COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE.
YOU WANT TO KEEP IT DOWN?
YOU GOT IT, OFFICER.
I'LL TURN DOWN THE MUSIC AND
DISPOSE OF SOME OF THE GUESTS.
GOOD.
NICE COSTUME.
THAT'S REALLY
REALISTIC-LOOKING BLOOD.
WELL, THANK YOU.
BUT I DIDN'T DO IT MYSELF.
A LOT OF PEOPLE HELPED.
PETE! UH, THE COPS, THEY WANT
US TO KEEP THE MUSIC DOWN.
OH, JEEZ... OH. ALL RIGHT. YEAH.
YOU GOT ME.
SO THIS IS YOUR BIG PRANK.
UH, NO, NO. HE'S REAL.
MMM. HE LOOKS REAL, TOO.
WHOOOO!
FAKE BADGE. FAKE NIGHTSTICK.
RIGHT DOWN TO THE FAKE SPARE
TIRE FROM ALL THOSE DOUGHNUTS.
HA HA HA HA HA!
I TOLD YOU I'D CALL THE POLICE
IF YOU DIDN'T KEEP IT DOWN.
MRS. HIMMELFARB.
OH, MY GOD.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO COME DOWNTOWN,
SPEND THE NIGHT IN OUR FAKE JAIL
AND BE THE FAKE WIFE
OF YOUR CELLMATE.
I'M, UH, I'M SORRY ABOUT
MY FRIEND, OFFICER.
WE'LL KEEP IT DOWN.
YOU BETTER.
YOU'RE A GOOD KID.
YOU... I DON'T LIKE!
HEY, WELL, I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK
WITH THAT MRS. HIMMELFARB.
FORGET HER. THIS
PARTY'S FALLING APART.
LOOK, PEOPLE ARE LEAVING.
WOULD YOU JUST GO GET THE BEER?
I HAVE A LOT TO DO, ALL RIGHT?
WHAT, YOU THINK KILLING
SPREES JUST HAPPEN?
OK.
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GIVE UP.
I'M JUST GONNA GET
THE BEER MYSELF.
YOU KNOW WHAT, BERG?
IF YOU WERE TRYING TO PULL
A PRANK ON ME, I'D FALL FOR IT,
BECAUSE THAT'S THE
KIND OF FRIEND I AM.
HEY! I NEED THIS.
HEY, BERG.
SO WHEN AM I GONNA GET
THE TOUR OF THE PLACE?
HEY, DOLL. I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND.
BUT I GOTTA WARN YOU,
MY BEDROOM IS A BLOODY MESS.
OK. I'VE BEEN WARNED.
OK.
LET'S GO, THEN.
[WHISPERING] Chop-chop.
[PSYCHO MUSIC PLAYS]
[THUNDER]
[BANGING]
SOMEBODY THERE?
[BANGING LOUDER]
HELLO!
HELLO!
[BANGING] HELLO?
[BANGING]
AAH!
[MUFFLED CRIES]
HA HA!
NICE GOING, BERG.
YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH.
[MUFFLED CRIES]
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? WHAT?
[MUFFLED] NO!
WHAT, I START TO UNTIE YOU
AND A BUCKET OF CORN
FLAKES FALL ON MY HEAD?
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT.
HAVE FUN GETTING OUT
OF THIS ONE, HOUDINI.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[RING]
BEACON STREET PIZZA.
PETE.
WHO'S THIS?
IT'S ME... BERG.
HELLOOO!
PETE, YOU STILL THERE?
YEAH... YEAH, I'M STILL HERE.
DID YOU GET MY LITTLE
GIFT-WRAPPED PRESENT?
WHO ARE YOU?
OH, NOW, JUST YOUR
AVERAGE MENTALLY DERANGED
HOMICIDAL IMPOSTOR.
LISTEN...
CAN YOU GRAB ME
SOME CELERY STICKS?
I FEEL LIKE A BLOODY MARY.
AND A BLOODY SHARON.
[DIAL TONE]
HELLO?
[THUNDER]
I'M SORRY, BERG.
WHEN I SAW YOU TIED UP,
I THOUGHT IT WAS PART
OF YOUR HALLOWEEN PRANK.
NO, NO. THAT WASN'T MY PRANK.
THIS WAS MY PRANK.
THAT WAS YOUR PRANK?
YEAH. I WAS GONNA
HANG IT OVER YOUR BED.
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
HOOOO!
HOOOO!
HOO...
I'VE BEEN BUSY, OK?
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
ALL I KNOW IS SOME
GUY JUMPS OUT,
HITS ME ON THE HEAD,
AND HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.
I NEVER REALIZED
HOW DASHING I AM.
THAT GUY'S BEEN PRETENDING
TO BE YOU AT THE PARTY.
NEVER SEEN MY PROFILE BEFORE.
I SHOULD BE ON A COIN.
WE GOTTA WARN EVERYBODY.
[RING]
HELLO.
SHARON, YOU HAVE TO GET
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE APARTMENT.
YOU ALREADY TOOK CARE OF THAT.
YOUR PLAN TO RUN
OUT OF BEER WORKED.
IS... BERG STILL THERE?
NO. HE WENT OUT TO HAVE A
LITTLE CHAT WITH MRS. HIMMELFARB.
OH, HERE HE IS.
HEY, BERG.
SHARON, YOU HAVE TO GET
DOWN TO THE PIZZA PLACE NOW,
ALL RIGHT? AND STAY
AWAY FROM BERG.
ME AND BERG'LL BE
WAITING FOR YOU HERE.
I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU GET
AWAY FROM YOUR BERG,
AND ME AND MY BERG
WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU.
NOT LISTENING.
SHARON, LISTEN TO
ME, OK? THIS IS BERG.
THAT'S NOT ME AT THE PARTY.
WOW! PETE, THAT'S A REALLY
GOOD IMPRESSION OF BERG.
NOW DO ME, DO ME!
SHARON, LISTEN TO
ME, OK? THIS IS BERG.
THAT GUY'S AN IMPOSTOR.
OK, PETE, I BELIEVE YA.
UM, SHARON, THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE GOTTA TELL YOU ABOUT BERG.
WHAT?
HE'S GONNA MAKE A LOUSY DOCTOR.
AAH!
[PANTING]
AAH!
[PSYCHO MUSIC PLAYS]
AAH! [THUNDER] AAH!
ALL RIGHT, THE POLICE
ARE ON THEIR WAY.
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
OK, IT'S SHAR! IT'S SHARON,
IT'S SHARON. IT'S SHAR.
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
HELLO!
YOU GUYS, THIS IS
WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT.
THE GUY IN THE
APARTMENT IS A KILLER.
A KILLER?
YES. BERG.
I'VE GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU.
ASHLEY'S DEAD.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
SHE CAME TO THE PARTY?
PETE, SHE CAME TO THE PARTY!
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME.
SHE'S DEAD.
STILL, I CONSIDER
IT A MINOR VICTORY.
AAH! AAH! [POUNDING ON DOOR]
OH, CALM DOWN.
IT'S JUST THE COPS.
ALL RIGHT! QUICK! IT'S HIM!
FIND SOMETHING TO HIT HIM WITH!
NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT!
WHY NOT?
IT'S MY HALLOWEEN PRANK.
IT'S RIGGED TO A
BUCKET OF CORN FLAKES.
HEY, WOW, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
YOU THINK?
HOW'D YOU DO IT WITH
THE RIGGING AND...
I PUT THE ROPE
AROUND... Sharon: GUYS!
KILLER OUTSIDE!
RIGHT. RIGHT. PETE,
GET THE ROLLING PIN.
YES!
AAH!
AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS LAME.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
OK! OK! OK! WHEN I OPEN THE
DOOR, YOU TWO POUNCE ON HIM.
GOT IT! GOT IT!
ONE!
2!
OH, THANK GOD! IT'S THE... PETE?
BERG?
YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE ME ALONE
WITH THE KILLER?
WE WERE LYING IN WAIT.
DID SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE?
YES, SIR, I DID.
I... OH, IT'S YOU.
OH. HI.
HI.
UM, LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THE
MISUNDERSTANDING EARLIER.
I THOUGHT... HA HA...
THAT MY FRIEND HERE
WAS USING YOU TO
PULL A PRANK ON US.
HA HA HA HA!
BUT, ANYWAY, HIS EVIL TWIN'S
OUTSIDE, AND HE'S TRYING TO KILL US.
WE HAVE THE SAME
DASHING PROFILE.
I OUGHT TO RUN
THE THREE OF YOU IN.
BUT LUCKY FOR YOU,
I RETIRE AT MIDNIGHT.
AND I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE
LAST HOUR OF A 26-YEAR CAREER
FILLIN' OUT PAPERWORK.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'M LATE FOR MY
RETIREMENT PARTY.
WELL, HE'S DEAD.
OH, MY GOD!
I JUST CLEANED THAT
WINDOW THIS MORNING.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I GOTTA HELP HIM. I'M A DOCTOR.
YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.
THEN YOU GO.
NO, BERG, DON'T, DON'T!
YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH.
OH, MY GOD! OH,
MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, WE GOTTA
GET A HOLD OF OURSELVES.
JUST CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S... LET'S...
LET'S PUT SOME MUSIC ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
♪ I THINK I'M GOIN'
OUT OF MY HEAD... ♪
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
NO!
♪ YES, I THINK I'M GOIN'... ♪
HE GOT JOHNNY.
♪ OVER YOU ♪
UCCHH!
POOR GUY.
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
HE DIDN'T BLOW YOU OFF.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
OHH, I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU.
AAH! AAH!
NO! IT'S ME! I WAS
TRYING TO SAVE THE COP
AND I GOT COVERED IN HIS BLOOD.
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE KILLER.
HE'S STILL OUT THERE.
WE SHOULD BARRICADE THE DOOR.
YES! YES! YES! GOOD
IDEA! GOOD IDEA!
I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
WHAT IF THAT'S
NOT THE REAL BERG?
OH. YEAH. THEN WE'D BE
BARRICADING OURSELVES IN
WITH THE KILLER.
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
UM, UM, UH, BERG.
YOU REMEMBER LAST WEEK
WHEN WE WERE SITTING AROUND
THE KITCHEN TABLE TALKING...
IF YOU WERE AN APPLIANCE,
WHAT APPLIANCE WOULD YOU BE?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
CROCKPOT?
NO!
IT'S WAFFLE IRON,
YOU PSYCHO BERG!
PETE... KILL HIM.
I CAN'T KILL HIM. HE
LOOKS JUST LIKE BERG.
COME ON, IF YOU
WERE PSYCHO PETE,
BERG WOULD KILL YOU IN A SECOND.
LOOK, WILL YOU JUST GO IN
BACK AND GET SOME ROPE?
WE'LL TIE HIM UP.
THIS IS FOR JOHNNY.
UHH!
AND THIS IS FOR THE COP. UHH!
WHAT ARE YOU
STANDING THERE FOR?!
UHH!
AH!
UHH!
BERG! NO, DON'T WORRY!
SOMEBODY KNOCKED ME OUT
WHEN I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE COP
AND I GOT COVERED IN HIS BLOOD.
THAT'S OK. WE GOT
THE KILLER RIGHT HERE.
PETE'S IN BACK
GETTING SOME ROPE.
NO, NO, HE'LL NEVER FIND
IT. IT'S BEHIND SOME BOXES.
OK, YOU GO HELP PETE.
I'LL STAY HERE KICKING
THE PSYCHO BERG.
HEY, PETE.
AAH! SHARON! HE ESCAPED!
NO! NO! IT'S ME. I CAME TO
HELP YOU FIND THE ROPE.
OH, YEAH? THEN WHAT APPLIANCE
WOULD YOU WANT TO BE?
TOASTER OVEN.
NO.
IT'S WAFFLE IRON, YOU MANIAC!
AAH!
NO!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT.
I DID IT. I KILLED
THE PSYCHO BERG.
[CLANK]
REALLY?
SHARON! GOOD NEWS!
PETE KILLED THE PSYCHO BERG.
OH, MY... GOD.
I WAS WAFFLE IRON.
LISTEN, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT
CRACK ABOUT KILLING PSYCHO BERG.
FINE. I'LL CUT YOU SOME SLACK.
THANKS.
OW! OW! OW!
GOT MILK?
OW!
OK, THAT HURT. THAT HURT.
AAH!
WHOO!
WHO ARE YOU?
[COUGHING]
YOU!
[THUNDER] [PSYCHO MUSIC PLAYS]
BUT WHY?
BECAUSE NOW I HAVE MY OWN SHOW.
MY OWN SHOW!
AND ALL THE FREE
PIZZA I CAN EAT.
I LOVE HALLOWEEN.
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
[LAUGHTER ECHOING]
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
AND NOW SOME SCENES FROM
NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF...
IN FIVE!