Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 2, Episode 22 - Two Guys, a Girl and an Engagement: Part 1 - full transcript

HELLO.

HELLO, MY SON.

HELLO, MY FATHER.

I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW, I CAN BARELY SEE YOU.

CAN WE OPEN THIS SCREEN THING?

[RAPS SCREEN]

NO. IT DOESN'T OPEN.

NOW IS THE TIME WHEN
YOU CONFESS YOUR SINS.

OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY
CALL IT A CONFESSIONAL.



I GOT TO STOP DOING THAT.

WELL... WELL, UM...

I... I THINK I'M IN LOVE
WITH MY FRIEND SHARON,

AND, UH, I'M NOT
SURE HOW SHE FEELS.

I... I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF
I SHOULD SAY ANYTHING.

AND... WHAT SIN
HAVE YOU COMMITTED?

[WHISPERING] We kissed.

IT'S NOT A SIN.

DO I HAVE TO SIN TO TALK TO YOU?

I MEAN, CAN'T WE JUST... CHAT?

ARE YOU EVEN CATHOLIC?

YES! REALLY?

NO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?



JUST THINKING.

TOASTING.

ARE YOU JUST
THREATENING THE BREAD,

OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR A
CALL FROM THE GOVERNOR?

Berg: HEY, SHARON.

HEY. HEY.

I THINK JOHNNY'S
CHEATING ON ME. WHAT?

HE'S BEEN ACTING
REALLY STRANGE LATELY.

HE KEEPS ON WHISPERING
INTO THE PHONE,

SO LAST NIGHT, AFTER HE HUNG UP,

I HIT REDIAL. IT WAS A FLORIST.

I GOT A BIG BOUQUET OF NOTHING!

SHARON, COME ON.

WHY DO YOU IMMEDIATELY
ASSUME THE WORST?

YOU KNOW, A LOT OF FLORISTS
ARE FRONTS FOR BOOKIES.

IS YOUR GARBAGE DISPOSAL BROKEN?

NO. WHY?

A COUPLE OF MORNINGS AGO,
I CAUGHT HIM SNEAKING OUT.

HE SAID HE WAS COMING DOWN
HERE TO FIX YOUR GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

OH, MY GOD! HE'S
CHEATING WITH PETE!

COME ON, SHAR.

WHY WOULD JOHNNY CHEAT ON YOU?

YOU'RE EVERYTHING A
GUY WOULD EVER WANT.

OH, THANK YOU, PETE.

BESIDES, SHARON, YOU
KNOW, I KNOW GUYS,

AND JOHNNY, HE'S NOT
THE CHEATING TYPE.

REALLY? YEAH.

OK. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

I KNOW I'M RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

HEY, SHAR. YEAH?

I'M SURE THERE'S A VERY
REASONABLE EXPLANATION.

YEAH. OK.

[DOOR CLOSES]

OH, HE'S CHEATING ON HER.

AHA! HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?!

LISTEN, JOHNNY,
SHARON'S OUR BEST FRIEND.

IF WE FIND OUT YOU'RE
CHEATING ON HER,

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO KICK YOUR BUTT.

YOU TWO ARE GOING
TO KICK MY BUTT?

WE HAVE FRIENDS.

GUYS, I'M NOT
CHEATING ON SHARON.

RIGHT, MAN.

I HAVE TAKEN ON EXTRA WORK

SO I CAN BUY HER AN
ENGAGEMENT RING.

AN ENGAGEMENT
RING, AS IN MARRIAGE?

YEAH. I'M GOING TO PROPOSE
TO HER THIS SATURDAY.

WHA... YOU... YOU'RE
GOING TO PROPOSE?

YOU... YOU DO KNOW

THAT HER FAMILY
LOST ALL THEIR MONEY.

I DON'T CARE.

IS SHE PREGNANT?

ARE YOU AN ILLEGAL ALIEN?

DO YOU NEED A KIDNEY?

I LOVE HER.

THEN CONGRATULATIONS!

OH, AND HER FAMILY'S LOADED.

[LAUGHING]

ARE FLEETING THOUGHTS
OF MURDER SINFUL?

I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING
TO MURDER ANYONE.

IT'S JUST THAT THE GIRL

THAT I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH...

IS ABOUT TO BE PROPOSED TO.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

NOTHING.

THEN SHE MIGHT ACCEPT.

IF IT IS GOD'S WILL, THEN
THE LORD WILL FIND A WAY

TO BRING YOU TWO TOGETHER.

NAH, I'M GOING TO STOP IT.

HEY, BERG. WHAT'S
WITH ALL THIS STUFF?

WELL, I GOT THIS GREAT IDEA

FOR JOHNNY'S PROPOSAL.

YOU KNOW HOW SHARON'S
FAVORITE MOVIE IS CASABLANCA?

OF COURSE I KNOW THAT. AND
HER FAVORITE TREE IS SPRUCE, AND...

I KNOW HER FAVORITE
FABRIC IS CHENILLE.

OK. IF THERE'S EVER A SHARON
CATEGORY ON JEOPARDY!,

YOU'LL WIN.

I'M GOING TO MAKE THE
PLACE LOOK LIKE RICK'S.

YOU KNOW, I GOT THE PIANO,
PIANO PLAYER OVER THERE,

THE ROULETTE
TABLE IN THE CORNER.

GUYS, GUYS, SHARON
AND JOHNNY ARE COMING.

DAMN! STALL!

BRILLIANT! BECAUSE I WAS
JUST GOING TO WARN YOU

AND THEN HURRY THEM IN.

SHE'S LIKE A RAY OF SUNSHINE.

NO, STRIKE THAT. SHE'S
MORE LIKE A DEATH RAY.

HEY... ASHLEY.

JOHNNY. OH, WAIT UP.

OH. HEY, GUYS. UM...
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME?

OH, WELL, I THINK WE'RE
JUST GOING TO HANG OUT...

NO, THAT'S GREAT.
WHY DON'T YOU, UM,

WHY DON'T YOU SIT
DOWN, JOIN ASHLEY,

WHILE I RUN INSIDE AND TAKE
CARE OF SOMETHING REAL QUICK?

OH, NO, THANKS. I'M
GOING TO STICK WITH YOU.

RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

LIKE A LITTLE BITTY BODYGUARD.

WELL, THEN, WHY DON'T
WE ALL SIT DOWN, HUH?

OH. YEAH, GREAT. OK.

OK, HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO RIGHT THERE...

AND... THIS IS NICE. WHOO!

[SHARON LAUGHING]

I'LL GET US SOMETHING TO DRINK.

GUYS...

I CAN'T SHAKE HER. SHE WON'T
LEAVE MY SIDE FOR A MINUTE.

AW, MAN. AW, GEE,

I GUESS IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.

WHAT... WHAT DID YOU
BRING HER HERE FOR?

BECAUSE I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

I STILL HAVE TO GET
FITTED FOR MY WHITE TUX,

I STILL HAVE TO PICK UP
THE RING AT THE JEWELER'S,

AND I STILL HAVE TO THROW
UP EVERYTHING I'VE EATEN

IN THE LAST 3 DAYS.

HERE'S WHAT WE'RE
GOING TO DO, OK?

THERE'S A BACK DOOR
THAT LEADS TO THE ALLEY.

JUST MAKE A BREAK FOR IT.

UH... SHE'S ALREADY SUSPICIOUS.

IF I DITCH HER NOW,
SHE'S GOING TO HATE ME.

BIG DEAL, OK?

ONCE YOU PROPOSE,
SHE'LL FEEL HORRIBLE

FOR NOT TRUSTING YOU.

YOU WIN EVERY ARGUMENT

FOR THE FIRST 6
MONTHS OF MARRIAGE.

GOOD THINKING.

YES.

COME ON, SHARON.

JOHNNY WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU.

YOU'RE EVERYTHING A
GUY COULD EVER WANT.

YEAH. I KNOW.

THAT'S WHAT PETE SAYS.

PETE SAID THAT? HUH.

THE NICEST THING HE
EVER SAID TO ME WAS,

"WOW, THAT CAR NEARLY HIT YOU."

OH, PETE'S SO SWEET.

I JUST HOPE THE GIRL
THAT HE ENDS UP WITH

KNOWS HOW LUCKY
SHE IS, YOU KN... JOHNNY!

BOO!

GOTCHA!

JOHNNY, WERE YOU JUST
TRYING TO SNEAK OFF?

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

UH... OH, GOD, I'M SORRY.

I SAW YOU TIPTOEING
THROUGH THE BUSHES,

AND I HAVE A BRAIN!

HEY!

NICE JOB, GUYS.

LOOK AT THEM OUT THERE ARGUING.

THAT'S A SHAME.
THAT'S... I'LL HELP YOU

PACK UP THE STUFF. WHOA.

WHAT... WELL, WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOU?

NOTHING. I'M JUST... I'M... I'M
CONCERNED ABOUT SHARON.

OH, DON'T WORRY.
THEY'LL BE FINE.

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME

THE FIRST TIME I
WAS PROPOSED TO.

REALLY?

YOU, UH, YOU NEVER TOLD ME

JUSTIN PROPOSED, THAT POOR SAP.

NO, NO, IT WASN'T JUSTIN.
IT WAS ANOTHER GUY.

YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.

OH.

WELL, UH... HOW DID
YOU LET HIM DOWN?

UM, WELL, UH, WE
WERE IN A RESTAURANT,

AND, UH, HE GOT
DOWN ON HIS KNEE,

AND HE SAID, "ASHLEY, WILL
YOU MARRY ME?" AND, UM...

I SAID YES.

SO... SO, WHAT,

Y-YOU CHANGED YOUR
MIND BEFORE THE WEDDING?

NO.

ASHLEY, IF THIS...
THIS, UH, STORY

DOESN'T END TRAGICALLY,

I'M GOING TO BE VERY UPSET.

I WAS MARRIED, OK?
IT WAS A MISTAKE.

IT ONLY LASTED FOR 7 MONTHS.

OH, GOD!

YOU'RE A DIVORCEE!

YOU DID GET A
DIVORCE, DIDN'T YOU?!

LOOK, BERG, FORGET
I SAID ANYTHING.

I'M SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP.

I'M STUNNED.

I, UH... I CAN'T BREATHE!

OH, GOD!

IT'S LIKE... IT'S LIKE YOU'RE...

YOU'RE GOING ALONG, YOU
THINK YOUR WORLD IS ONE WAY,

YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE,

AND ALL ALONG
THEY'RE... THEY'RE KEEPING

THIS HUGE SECRET FROM YOU!

IT'S LIKE THE PERSON
YOU'RE CLOSEST TO

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AT ALL.

I'M IN LOVE WITH SHARON.

HOW CAN YOU BE IN
LOVE WITH SHARON?!

YOU GUYS ARE JUST FRIENDS, OK?

THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYTHING
EVEN REMOTELY ROMANTIC

BETWEEN YOU TWO. I KNOW, I KNOW.

UH, EXCEPT FOR WHEN WE
KISSED ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

WHAT?!

WELL, YOU KNOW, I MEAN...

JOHNNY AND SHARON BROKE UP,

AND... AND SHE WAS UPSET AND...

SHE WAS WEARING THAT
REALLY SEXY DRESS...

NO! STOP NOTICING
WHAT SHE'S WEARING!

H-HOW COULD YOU TWO DO THIS
TO SOMEONE SO WONDERFUL?

OH, I KNOW, I KNOW, AND I
FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT JOHNNY.

NOT JOHNNY. I'M
TALKING ABOUT ME!

IF YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER,
WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME, HUH?

I'LL TELL YOU WHERE. OUT.

BERG, YOU'LL NEVER BE OUT.

THERE! FIRST THING YOU SAY

TO SOMEONE WHO'S OUT.

IT WAS ONE KISS,

AND NOTHING'S HAPPENED SINCE!

SEE, THIS IS WHY NOBODY
TELLS YOU ANYTHING.

NO, BUT YOU SAID
YOU WERE IN LOVE.

I AM.

AND SHARON, I... I DON'T KNOW.

WE HAVEN'T DISCUSSED IT.

GOOD.

GOOD, BECAUSE
ONCE IT'S OUT THERE,

YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK.

YOU'LL TELL HER YOU LOVE HER,

AND... AND SHE'LL
SAY SHE LOVES YOU,

BUT JUST AS FRIENDS.

AND THEN IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD,
AND WE'LL ALL STOP HANGING OUT TOGETHER,

AND WITH MY BUSY SCHEDULE, I JUST
DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS.

YEAH? AND WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG?

WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG?
JOHNNY'S GOING TO PROPOSE TO HER,

AND, WHAT, I'M SUPPOSED
TO LET THE WOMAN

THAT I'M MEANT TO BE
WITH JUST SLIP AWAY?

NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE
WITH SHARON... YES, I AM!

NO, YOU'RE NOT!
YOU'RE JUST AFRAID!

YOU'RE AFRAID. YOU'RE AFRAID

THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
FIND ANYONE OF YOUR OWN.

BUT I'M HERE TO TELL
YOU THAT YOU WILL.

YOU WILL.

AND IN THE MEANTIME,
DON'T SCREW IT UP FOR THEM.

AND BY "THEM," I MEAN ME.

OK.

I'VE CALMED HER DOWN,

BUT I'VE GOT TO GO
PICK UP THAT RING.

PETE, I NEED YOU TO TAKE
SHARON OFF MY HANDS FOR A WHILE.

ON MY WAY. NO!

I MEAN, NO, HA HA.

I'LL DO IT.

YOU GOT TO STAY HERE. YOU
GOT TO GET THIS PLACE SET

TO LOOK LIKE CASABLANCA.

NO, UH, PETE CAN DO THAT.

OH, YOU KNOW, SADLY,

SEE, I DON'T WORK
HERE ANYMORE, SO...

OH, I GUESS I'M
STUCK WITH SHARON.

WHAT... WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HOLD ON A SECOND, OK?

YOU STAY HERE,

AND, PETE, YOU GO GET
THE RING, ALL RIGHT?

IS HE GOING TO GET
FITTED FOR MY TUX, TOO?

SO YOUR PANTS WILL
BE A LITTLE SHORT.

AND TIGHT.

YOU STAY HERE AND DECORATE.

YOU TAKE SHARON. TAKE
HER... TAKE HER ROLLERBLADING.

SHE LOVES ROLLERBLADING...
HEY, JOHNNY!

YOU COMING OUTSIDE?

I MEAN, OUT THE
FRONT DOOR, I MEAN?

UM... NO.

I HAVE... I HAVE TO STAY HERE.

WHY?

JOHNNY HAS TO HELP
BERG LIFT UP THE FREEZER.

YEAH.

WHY? I DON'T KNOW.
YOU HAVE TO DO IT

EVERY 6 MONTHS.

SO, UH... YOU'LL
HANG OUT WITH ME.

SO YOU'RE GOING TO
STAY HERE WITH BERG?

ABSOLUTELY. YEAH. RIGHT HERE.

YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU IN
A COUPLE OF HOURS.

OK.

I WANT YOU TO TAKE
A PICTURE OF HIM

NEXT TO THAT CLOCK
EVERY 15 MINUTES.

REMEMBER, PETE,
ONCE IT'S OUT THERE,

YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK.

THANK YOU, PETE.

I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS.

MAYBE IN TIME.

I THOUGHT YOU
HATED ROLLERBLADING.

I DO. JOHNNY'S THE ONE

WHO LOVES ROLLERBLADING.

MMM. MMM. LOOK AT THIS GUY.

SHOW-OFF.

SPINNING AND TWIRLING.

I HOPE HE TWIRLS INTO A BUS.

GOD.

PETE.

THAT'S SO MEAN.

I WAS THINKING OPEN TRENCH.

SEE? JOHNNY NEVER MAKES
FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.

HE'S TOO... NICE.

DO YOU REALLY FEEL THAT WAY,
OR ARE YOU JUST MAD AT HIM?

NO, I REALLY FEEL
THAT WAY SOMETIMES.

WHY?

NO, NO REASON.

OH, HEY, LOOK. YOUR PRIZE.

OH, WOW! WOW.

OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL RING.

MM-HMM. HMM? I
THINK IT'S REAL PLASTIC.

HMM.

IT LOOKS PLASTIC-PLATED.

REMEMBER HOW MUCH
TIME WE USED TO SPEND

AT THIS FOUNTAIN FRESHMAN YEAR?

YEAH. YEAH.

YOU USED TO DRAG ME OUT OF BED

AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT.

AND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER

WHEN I WAS JUST MISERABLE.

MMM. THOSE WERE
SOME GREAT TIMES.

OH, NO, NO. I MEAN, WHAT...

YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

YOU KNOW, PETE,

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME.

SOMETIMES I FEEL CLOSER TO YOU

THAN ANYBODY ELSE.

I... DO YOU REALLY
FEEL THAT WAY?

SHARON.

DO YOU REALLY,
REALLY FEEL THAT WAY?

YEAH.

WHY?

AH, NO REASON.

NO, WHAT?

NO, NO, NOTHING.
LET'S MAKE A WISH.

OK. GOT SOME CHANGE?

NO.

OK. I'LL GET SOME.

OH, OH, OH, MY RING! MY RING!

AH. FRET NOT, DEAR LADY.

I SHALL NOT LET THE RIVER...

PETE, MOVE IT! IT'S
FLOATING AWAY!

AH-AH-AAH!

LADY...

AAH...

YOUR RING.

AW. MY HERO.

SHARON, YOU KNOW, THERE'S
SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU.

OK.

UM...

YOU KNOW HOW, UH, YOU KNOW
HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING

THAT WE HAVE MORE
IN COMMON THAN...

THAN YOU AND JOHNNY DO?

I KNOW. I KNOW. I DON'T KNOW

WHAT I'M GOING TO DO ABOUT HIM.

YEAH, I KNOW... AND
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

RIGHT. AND I THINK WE
SHOULD... PETE, YOU KNOW,

I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE
THIS ABOUT ANYONE.

I'M SICK OVER THIS.

OH, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS I MUST REALLY LOVE HIM.

PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN

HE'S NOT CHEATING ON ME.

HE'S NOT.

SHARON, TRUST ME. I... I KNOW...

I KNOW THE WAY JOHNNY
FEELS ABOUT YOU. HE'S NOT.

SEE?

THIS IS WHY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE

MY BEST FRIEND.

I'M LUCKY THAT WAY.

HI, BERG.

OF ALL THE PIZZA JOINTS IN
ALL THE COLLEGE TOWNS...

IN ALL THE... UH...

HOW DOES THE REST OF
THAT STUPID THING GO?

HEY. I'M SORRY I DIDN'T
TELL YOU SOONER

THAT I'VE BEEN MARRIED, BUT...

LISTEN, IF IT MAKES
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

I WAS WITH JUSTIN FOR 4 YEARS,

AND I NEVER TOLD HIM.

OH, WELL, THEN I GUESS I WIN.

BERG, THAT'S MY PAST.

I'M WITH YOU NOW.

NOW, LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING, ASHLEY.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU

WHEN I'M ALWAYS THINKING

I'M ABOUT TO HAVE
THE RUG PULLED OUT?

I MEAN, DON'T LET THIS
TOUGH VENEER FOOL YOU.

I'M QUITE FRAGILE.

SO, ASHLEY, IF YOU
HAVE ANY MORE BOMBS

YOU WANT TO DROP
ON ME, DO IT NOW.

UH... OK, WELL...

ACTUALLY, THERE IS
ONE OTHER THING, BUT...

OH, GOD, IT'S A
LITTLE EMBARRASSING.

NO, NO, NO. I'D RATHER
YOU TELL ME NOW

THAN FIND OUT LATER.

OK, FINE. UM... HERE GOES.

THE MAN THAT I WAS MARRIED TO...

WELL... HE WAS MY BROTHER.

WHAT?!

IT'S... IT'S REALLY NOT
AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS. NO!

WE... WE WEREN'T BLOOD RELATED.

HE WAS MY STEPBROTHER.
ON ACCOUNT OF,

AS YOU KNOW, I WAS
GROWN IN A LABORATORY.

OH!

YOU REALLY HAD ME GOING THERE.

THIS IS ALL A JOKE. YOU WERE
NEVER EVEN MARRIED BEFORE.

YES, I WAS.

BUT I... ♪ LA LA LA ♪

COME ON, HONEY.

WE WERE YOUNG.

AND... AND WE THOUGHT
WE WERE IN LOVE.

I CAN'T CHANGE THAT.

BUT HEY, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

I'M STILL THE SAME ASHLEY.

IT'S JUST THAT...
NOW I'VE TOLD YOU

ABOUT THE BIGGEST
MISTAKE OF MY LIFE...

THAT YOU CAN HANDLE RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

OH, WHOA. WE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE.

JOHNNY'S GOING TO
PROPOSE IN AN HOUR.

OH, GOD. POOR PETE.

HE'S GOING TO BE SO HEARTBROKEN.

YOU KNOW ABOUT PETE AND SHARON?

DOESN'T EVERYONE?
IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.

IT... IT'S LUDICROUS
IS WHAT IT IS,

BECAUSE SHARON ONLY
LOVES PETE AS A FRIEND.

AND WHAT'S A BETTER BASIS FOR
LOVE AND MARRIAGE THAN FRIENDSHIP?

SEX. MONEY.

AN ALLIANCE BETWEEN KINGDOMS.

SHARON IS IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY.

I'M SURE SHE IS.

BUT DOESN'T SHE
HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW

HOW PETE FEELS ABOUT HER, TOO?

THEN IT WOULD BE HER CHOICE.

BUT...

BUT... I PUT A LOT
OF WORK IN HERE.

PETE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE
GOT TO GET DOWN TO THE PIZZA PLACE.

NO, BERG, IT'S OVER.

I... I DIDN'T TELL
SHARON ANYTHING.

HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL HER?

BECAUSE SHE'S IN
LOVE WITH JOHNNY.

WHO'S TO SAY SHE'S NOT
IN LOVE WITH YOU, TOO?

YOU!

WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF

ABOUT SCREWING EVERYTHING
UP FOR THE 3 OF US?

THAT'S A CHANCE THAT
I'M WILLING TO TAKE.

WELL, WAIT, WAIT. SEE, I'M NOT
WILLING TO TAKE THAT CHANCE.

JOHNNY'S GOING TO
PROPOSE ANY MINUTE, PETE.

YOU TWO ARE MY BEST
FRIENDS, I LOVE YOU BOTH,

AND IF YOU GUYS ARE MEANT TO
BE TOGETHER, THEN ALL THE BETTER.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

YEAH, I'M SURE.

THANKS.

YOU KNOW, GIVEN ENOUGH
TIME AND OPPORTUNITY,

YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.

YOU READY? YOU READY?

YEAH.

OK. OK. SHARON
SHOULD BE HERE ANY SEC.

[PLAYING PIANO]

OH, NO.

OH, GOD.

JOHNNY... WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT DID SHE SAY?

UH... WELL, SHE
SAID, UM... "OH, GOD!"

AND, UH, AND... AND...

AND THEN SHE RAN AWAY.

HEY.

MAYBE SHE'S TAKING
A VICTORY LAP.