Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 2, Episode 19 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Fighter - full transcript

HOW WAS YOUR DATE
WITH VENITA LAST NIGHT?

GREAT UNTIL... GET THIS...

ASHLEY SHOWS UP
AT THE RESTAURANT.

[GASP] NO WAY.

YES.

SEE, I KNEW IT.

FROM THE MOMENT I
MET HER, I TOLD YOU,

THERE WAS SOMETHING
WEIRD ABOUT HER.

YUP.

SHE'S A FREAK.

IT'S GOOD.



YOU FINALLY CAME TO YOUR SENSES.

YOU WOULD'VE BEEN
PROUD OF ME, TOO,

BECAUSE I TOLD HERI HATED HER.

GOOD MAN.

AND THEN I SAID,
"I DESPISE YOU."

AND I LOA THE YOU.

I CAN'T STAND YOU.

I DETEST YOU.

RACE YOU TO THE
BEDROOM, YOU FREAK.

YOU'RE ON.

SHE'S WEARING MY SHIRT.

OH, MAN.

YOU CAN'T GET THIS IN
YOUR FANCY HEALTH CLUB.

THE SWEET SMELL OF 50 YEARS
OF CIGAR SMOKE AND SWEAT.



[INHALES]

OK. THAT STINKS A BIT.

YOU KNOW, I NEVER
PICTURED YOU A FIGHT FAN.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

WHEN I WAS A KID,

MY DAD TOOK ME TO A
HAGLER/HEARNS FIGHT.

I GOT TO SIT BETWEEN
ERIK ESTRADA

AND A WOMAN I'M PRETTY
SURE WAS A HOOKER.

OH, MAN! OH, MAN.

THERE'S "BOOM BOOM" MANCINI

ON THE BUMBUDA
BUMBUDA BUMBUDA BAG.

YOU WANNA MEET HIM?

NO, NO, NO. THAT'S OK.

COME ON. OK.

HEY, RAY.

HEY, JOHNNY. HOW YA DOIN'?

GOOD. I'M GOOD. WHO'S
YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

THAT'S MY BUDDY BERG.

HE WANTED TO MEET
SOME REAL BOXERS.

SO, UH, YOU KNOW ANY?

VERY FUNNY.

SAY HI TO YOUR SISTERS FOR ME.

DO THEIR KIDS
STILL LOOK LIKE ME?

BA-DA-BOOM.

"BOOM BOOM."

YEAH. THAT NEVER GROWS OLD.

AH. OK. OK. HERE'S BUSTER.

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS GUY.

GROWING UP,

HE USED TO PROTECT
ME FROM ALL THE BULLIES.

YOU? YOU BIG MOOSE?
YOU USED TO GET BEAT UP?

I WAS SCRAWNY, ALL RIGHT?

UP UNTIL I WAS 14, I WASN'T
MUCH BIGGER THAN YOU.

HEY, BUSTER.

WHAT ARE YOU YELLIN'
AT ME FOR, JOHNNY?

YOU'RE DISTRACTIN' ME.

Berg: YOU'RE BLEEDING THERE.

LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THAT LIP.

THIS IS BERG, THE NEW CUT
MAN I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

IT'S NO USE.

ONCE IT OPENS, IT NEVER CLOSES.

IT'S LIKE CATS.

IT'S A...

IT'S A MUSICAL THAT'S
BEEN PLAYING FOR...

HERE. PUT THIS ON HIS LIP THERE.

WAY TO GO, BUSTER. NOW I
GOTTA CALL THE PROMOTER

AND POSTPONE THE FIGHT.

NO, YOU DON'T.

A LITTLE GAUZE, A
LITTLE SECRET SAUCE,

AND YOU SHOULD BE FINE.

YOU CAN TAKE THAT OFF NOW.

OH, MAN!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CUT?

[THEATRICALLY] I'M A DOCTOR.

I HEAL.

HEY.

Woman on TV: TURN YOUR SCRAPS

INTO A BEAUTIFUL MOSAIC OF SOAP.

WHEN WE COME BACK,

WE'LL TALK ABOUT WAYS TO
DISPLAY THIS LITTLE SOAP MOSAIC.

MR. SOAP... MEET MRS. SOAP.

[DEEP VOICE] I LOVE YOU.

[HIGH VOICE] I LOVE YOU, TOO.

[BABY VOICE] WAAH! WAAH!

[KEY JIGGLING IN LOCK]

WAIT. HOLD ON,
BERG. I'LL LET YOU IN.

OH, IT'S OK, PETE. I GOT IT.

ASHLEY?

ASHLEY, WHAT...

YOU HAVE A KEY TO OUR APARTMENT?

YEAH. BERG GAVE ME ONE.

HE THOUGHT IT'D BE EASIER.

HE GAVE YOU A KEY
TO OUR APARTMENT?

WITHOUT DISCUSSING IT?

OH, NO, NO, NO. WE
TALKED ABOUT IT.

I AGREED WITH HIM.

ASHLEY... ASHLEY, YOU KNOW,

I'M KINDA IN THE
MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.

OH, YEAH?

YOU GETTING READY FOR A BIG
MEETING IN YOUR UNDERPANTS?

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

COME ON, PETE, I'M
JUST TEASING YOU.

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU
GOT NOTHING GOING ON.

WAIT, ASHLEY, YOU KNOW WHAT...

PETE, PETE, PETE.

I'M TRYING TO STUDY.

OH, AND BESIDES...

[HIGH VOICE] MRS. SOAP WANTS YOU
TO TAKE HER INTO THE OTHER ROOM.

HERE'S TO HAVING YOU BACK

WHERE YOU BELONG, BABY.

HEAR, HEAR.

AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT
WHOLE THING WITH SHAWN.

UH-UH. GROUND RULE.

I DON'T WANNA EVER HEAR
YOU MENTION HER NAME AGAIN.

OK. YOU GOT IT.

LET'S JUST NOT FIGHT ANYMORE.

NO, NO, NO.

I CAN'T BELIEVE ASHLEY!

SHE BARGES IN LIKE
SHE OWNS THE PLACE.

SHE MAKES HERSELF AT HOME.

SHE INTERRUPTS ME.
I HAVE NO PRIVACY.

MOVE OVER.

I HATE HER.

I... I HATE HER.

HEY.

I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE
SHE'S BERG'S GIRLFRIEND.

OH, SURE, YOU CAN.
IT'S YOUR APARTMENT.

YOU SHOULD LEAVE MY
APARTMENT RIGHT NOW

AND GO STRAIGHTEN IT OUT.

RIGHT NOW.

PETE, SHARON'S RIGHT.

IT'S LIKE THAT OLD SAYING...

GIRLFRIENDS COME AND GO,
BUT FRIENDS ARE FOREVER.

GIRLFRIENDS COME AND GO?

YEAH, YEAH. HERE
TODAY, GONE TOMORROW.

THANKS, JOHNNY.

IS THAT WHAT YOU
REALLY THINK, JOHNNY?

NO. NO. I WAS JUST SAYING

THERE'S A POWERFUL
BOND BETWEEN 2 FRIENDS.

RIGHT. LIKE THE POWERFUL BOND

WITH YOUR FRIEND SHAWN?

YOU BROKE THE SHAWN RULE.

YOU SAID HER NAME

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU SAID HER NAME.

WAIT, WAIT, SHARON. SHARON.

LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T WANNA TAKE SIDES HERE,

BUT JOHNNY'S RIGHT.

EXCUSE ME?

YOU DID SAY SHAWN'S NAME FIRST.

AND, IN JOHNNY'S DEFENSE...

LOOK, PLEASE DON'T.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

JOHNNY, SHE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.

NO, NO. THE MADNESS HAS TO STOP.

OK, LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE ARE ALL SICK OF
HEARING SHAWN'S NAME.

IT'S SHAWN, SHAWN,

SHAWN, SHAWN, SHAWN... OW!

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SICK OF?

I'M SICK OF PEOPLE

WHO SIT AROUND IN
THEIR BATHROBE ALL DAY

COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW
THEY DON'T HAVE A REAL JOB...

THEN STICK THEIR BIG FAT NOSES

INTO THE LIVES OF PEOPLE

WHO HAVE... GET THIS... LIVES!

[DOOR SLAMS]

THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME.

YEAH, SURE.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!

I JUST CAME DOWN
HERE TO TELL YOU

I SUPPORT YOU 100%.

YOU KNOW, SHARON,

IT IS A LITTLE RUDE
NOT TO KNOCK.

THEY'RE HAVING A
BIGGUY-FEST UP THERE.

TO HELL WITH THEM.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

I AM WITH YOU, SISTER.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE THING WITH PETE.

WHAT THING WITH PETE?

YOU KNOW, HOW YOU
GET ON HIS NERVES.

HE SAID THAT?

DON'T WORRY.

I SET HIM STRAIGHT.

BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE HERE,

NO MATTER HOW MUCH
PETE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

PETE TOLD YOU THAT
HE DOESN'T LIKE ME?

LISTEN, IT'S A SMALL MAN

WHO CAN'T HANDLE A WOMAN
THAT'S COLD AND ALOOF.

[GASP]

IF YOU LADIES WILL EXCUSE ME,

I JUST CAME DOWN

TO GET ME AND JOHNNY A
LITTLE MORE WHITE WINE.

SO?

YOU DON'T LIKE ME.

WHAT? WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

YOUR BIG-MOUTH FRIEND SHARON.

SHARON?! BIG MOUTH?!

WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?

NOW, I KNOW YOU BOTH HATE ME,

BUT I HATE YOU BOTH MORE!

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.

OH.

YOU'RE HERE.

HEY, ASHLEY, YOU KNOW WHAT,

YOUR FLYING MONKEYS WERE
JUST IN HERE LOOKING FOR YOU.

I SEE THEY LEFT
BEHIND A MUNCHKIN.

SO, ARE YOU HERE

TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ME TO BERG?

NO. I DON'T NEED BERG'S
HELP TO DEAL WITH YOU.

YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T
SQUASH YOU WITH MY SLIPPER

AND FLUSH YOU DOWN THE TOILET.

FINE. BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA WAIT,

WAIT OVER THERE.

FINE.

UH-UH-UH-UH-UH.

I'M NOT POINTING TO THE BOOTH.

I'M POINTING TO RHODE ISLAND.

HATE YOU.

HATE YOU.

HOW DID I LOOK TODAY?

HEY, YOU WERE REALLY GREAT.

THROWIN' PUNCHES IN BUNCHES.

YEAH. I FELT GOOD.

HEY, UH, YOU BEEN
DOIN'SUCH A GREAT JOB,

SO I GOT YOU SOMETHIN'.

WHAT'S THIS? JUST OPEN IT.

OK.

"TO BERG.

"KEEP PUNCHING.

MARVELOUS MARVIN HAGLER."

JOHNNY TOLD ME YOU WERE A FAN.

HEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

THANK YOU.

FORGET ABOUT IT.

OW.

SORRY.

HEY. HEY. HEY.

THESE ARE THE 3 MOST
IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN MY LIFE.

COME HERE, GUYS.

BUSTER GARRETT,

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET
PETE, SHARON, AND ASHLEY...

MY HAPPY LITTLE FAMILY.

GET AWAY! HEY! DON'T TOUCH ME!

IT'S NICE TO MEET YA.

HEY, PETE, YOU GOT ANY SLICES?

UH, YEAH. WE GOT
PEPPERONI, MUSHROOM,

OR CANADIAN BACON.

OH! CANADIAN BACON.
COMIN' RIGHT UP.

I THINK I'M MORE EXCITED
ABOUT THIS FIGHT THAN YOU ARE.

THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT THE GUY

GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE.

HEY, BERG, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

HEY, YOU GOT ANY SLICES?

THERE'S, UH,
PEPPERONI, MUSHROOM,

OR CANADIAN BACON.

I'LL TAKE THE CANADIAN BACON.

WHATEVER THEY
SAY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

BERG!

SHARON, YOU'RE BABBLING AGAIN.

YOU SHOULD BE HOME
NURSING THAT HIGH FEVER.

OW!

WAIT. NO, NO, NO.

YOU CAN'T BE SICK, OK?

BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING
TO THE FIGHTS TONIGHT.

FRONT ROW.

BUSTER HERE HAS
GOT A SHOT AT THE GUY

WHO HAS A SHOT AT THE GUY

WHO HAS A SHOT AT THE TITLE.

IT'S LIKE I'M DREAMIN'.

HEY, YOU GOT ANY SLICES?

HOW ABOUT A CANADIAN BACON?

YOU READ MY MIND.

BERG, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SEC?

OH, WAIT A SECOND...
BERG, I NEED TO TALK...

YEAH, UM...

I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH BUSTER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HE JUST ASKED FOR THE
SAME SLICE OF PIZZA 3 TIMES.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU TOLD ME

THAT "ART GARFUNKEL
IN THE AIRPORT" STORY?

BERG, HE JUST... HE
SEEMS KINDA OUT OF IT.

LOOK, TRUST ME, OK?

I'M A MEDICAL STUDENT.

PETE, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

YOU'RE RIGHT. HE DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

YOU WANT ME AT THE
APARTMENT, DON'T YOU, BERG?

IT'S NOT MY FAULT PETE
DOESN'T HAVE A JOB.

WHAT?

WAIT. I JUST HAVE TO
SAY IN MY DEFENSE...

OBJECTION.

STOP! NO! BAD!

NOW, WHATEVER
PETTY LITTLE TROUBLES

YOU GUYS ARE HAVING,

I'M IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD,

SO, PLEASE, JUST DO ME A FAVOR

AND HANDLE IT LIKE
CIVILIZED ADULTS.

COME ON, BUSTER.

LET'S GO BEAT SOMEBODY UP.

[RELIEVED SIGH]

HEY, PETE.

ASHLEY, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?

WELL, I FIGURED YOU'D
DO SOMETHING STUPID

LIKE CHANGE THE LOCKS,

SO I LEFT THE
WINDOW OPEN A CRACK.

A CRACK?

OH, WAIT A MINUTE, I FORGOT.

VAMPIRES CAN TURN INTO MIST.

JOHNNY! DON'T
MAKE ME GO IN THERE.

HELLO.

ALL RIGHT.

BUSTER IS HAVING THE
FIGHT OF HIS LIFE TONIGHT,

AND THE 3 OF YOU

ARE NOT GONNA RUIN
IT FOR HIM AND BERG.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

IT CERTAINLY ISN'T MINE.

IF THEY'RE NOT
GONNA... NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO MORE POINTING FINGERS.

WE'RE GONNA SIT DOWN
AND TALK THIS THROUGH

AND FIND SOME COMMON GROUND.

FINE.

Ashley: FINE.

Pete: FINE.

NOW, WHO WOULD LIKE TO START?

ASHLEY?

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

I JUST WANTED TO
SPEND A LITTLE BIT OF TIME

AT MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE.

I THOUGHT HIS IDIOT ROOMMATE
AND I WERE GETTING ALONG.

IT'S NOT LIKE HE TOLD
ME ANYTHING WAS WRONG.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I WAS JUST SITTING HERE
MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS,

QUIETLY HATING YOU.

OK.

SHARON?

I WAS JUST UPSTAIRS

TRYING TO HAVE A
ROMANTIC DINNER,

AND IF YOU HADN'T
SAID THE "S" WORD,

I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO COME
DOWN HERE AND RAT PETE OUT.

THE "S" WORD? SHAWN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

THAT'S RIGHT.

JOHNNY'S THE REASON
YOU GOT SO UPSET AND LEFT.

IT WAS YOU.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE
FOUND OUR COMMON GROUND.

SHOULDN'T WE BE POINTING
THE FINGER AT HER?

EVERYTHING WAS OK
UNTIL SHE GOT HERE.

OH, REALLY?

WHY DON'T WE ASK SHAWN?

I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW
I AM JUST HERE FOR BERG.

WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE?

ACCORDING TO THE
BIBLE, TO BALANCE GOOD.

OH, MAN! THESE
SEATS ARE AWESOME.

WE'RE SURE TO CATCH SOME SWEAT.

I JUST WANNA SAY,

YOU'RE THE BEST CUT MAN
A FIGHTER COULD EVER HAVE.

HEY, AND YOU'RE THE BEST FIGHTER

A CUT MAN COULD EVER HAVE.

FORGET ABOUT IT.

HA HA HA! OW!

IF YOU LADIES ARE
THROUGH, IT'S TIME.

Man: HEY! BEER
HERE! GET YOUR BEER!

OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

I'LL HAVE A BEER FOR
ME AND MY FRIENDS.

HOW MANY?

ONE.

CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?

[GASP] I'M SO MAD AT
HER, I'M TALKING TO YOU.

WHOA. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M GOING TO TALK TO BERG.

DO YOU BELIEVE HER?

DO YOU BELIEVE HER?

SHE'S PROBABLY GOING OVER
TO BERG TO BAD-MOUTH ME.

I HOPE SO.

AFTER THE FIGHT, I
GOT SOMETHING FOR YA.

HEY, COME ON, NOW.

YOU ALREADY GOT ME
THAT PICTURE OF HAGLER.

WHO TOLD YOU?

[BELL RINGS]

GET IN HIS FACE, KID.

GET IN HIS FACE!

UGH!

GET OUT OF HIS FACE.

OUT OF HIS FACE.

HEY, BERG.

THE FIGHT'S STARTED.

BERG.

PETE? I'M IN THE
MIDDLE OF A FIGHT HERE.

I KNOW. SO AM I.

IT'S TRUE.

I DON'T LIKE ASHLEY
HANGING AROUND.

WHAT?

I DIDN'T TELL HIM. WHAT?

YES. ONCE AGAIN,
YOU'RE THE IDIOT.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,

I NEVER WOULD'VE SAID ANYTHING

IF SHARON DIDN'T
OPEN HER BIG MOUTH.

YOU SUCK.

HEY, YOU GUYS,

SOME BIKERS ARE
EYEING YOUR SEATS.

SHH! I AM VERY... [BELL RINGS]

THAT CUT LOOKS BAD.

NO KIDDING.

I'M GETTING KILLED OUT THERE.

HEY, HOW YA DOIN'

GET BACK TO YOUR SEATS!

I'M NOT GOING BACK TO MY SEAT.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED

IF YOU DIDN'T GIVE ASHLEY A KEY.

YOU GAVE ASHLEY A KEY

WITHOUT CHECKING
WITH PETE FIRST?

THAT'S REALLY WRONG.

SO THIS IS ALL BERG'S FAULT.

YOU KNOW, KID, IT'S
NONE OF MY BUSINESS,

BUT THEY MAKE A GOOD POINT.

[ALL ARGUING AT ONCE]

ALL RIGHT! OK! SHUT IT!

COME HERE.

OK. I'M GONNA TELL YOU
HOW IT IS, ALL RIGHT?

SHARON, YOU AND JOHNNY,

YOU FIGHT, AND YOU MAKE UP.

YOU FIGHT, AND YOU MAKE UP.

FIND SOME OTHER
KIND OF FOREPLAY.

AND, PETE, YOU'RE
MY BEST FRIEND.

ASHLEY, YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND.

AND I'M KEEPING YOU
BOTH, SO DEAL WITH IT.

AND YOU... SPIT.

[RING]

HE'S RIGHT.

AS LONG AS WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER,

WHEN WE HAVE NOT
BEEN FIGHTING? SORRY.

YOU DON'T THINK I'M SICK OF IT?

MAYBE GIRLFRIENDS
DO COME AND GO,

AND FRIENDS ARE THE
ONLY ONES THAT LAST.

COME ON, SHAR, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

FACE IT. I'M GONNA SAY A LOT OF
STUPID THINGS IN OUR LIFETIME.

IF YOU WANNA HOLD
ALL OF THEM AGAINST ME,

WE'RE GONNA BE MISERABLE.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

SEE? AGAIN, I SAID
SOMETHING STUPID.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU SAID WE WERE
GONNA BE MISERABLE

FOR A LIFETIME.

OH, JOHNNY, THAT'S SO SWEET.

WELL, NO, ACTUALLY... SHUT UP!

WHY SHOULD I BE NICE TO YOU?

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU EVER
SAID A NICE THING ABOUT ME.

YOU KNOW, ASHLEY,
IT'S PRETTY CLEAR

YOU DON'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH.

ACTUALLY, PETE, I
HAPPEN TO LIKE YOU A LOT.

OH, YEAH. RIGHT.

I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU
PUT ME DOWN ALL THE TIME.

YEAH. LIKE HOW YOU
AND YOUR FRIENDS

ALWAYS TEASE EACH OTHER.

I MEAN, YOU CALL ME THE DEVIL.

WELL, YOU'RE THE SPAWN OF SATAN.

EXACTLY.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO
BE PART OF THE GANG.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,

COULD YOU MAYBE TRY
TO NOT BE SO GOOD AT IT?

YEAH, I COULD DO THAT.

I CAN HELP, TOO, ALL RIGHT?

I'LL TRY TO BE MORE PATIENT
WHEN YOU'RE AROUND.

AND I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER

THAT YOU'RE GOING
THROUGH A DIFFICULT TIME

AND YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE
ANYTHING GOING FOR YOU

EXCEPT FOR YOUR ROUTINE.

TRY TO BE LESS ABRASIVE.
THAT MIGHT HELP.

AND TRY TO BE LESS OF A BABY.

OK. ENOUGH MAKING UP. OK.

[BELL RINGS]

HOW AM I DOING?

YOU'RE BEHIND ON POINTS, KID.

WE NEED A KNOCKOUT.

HE'S NOT LOOKING SO GOOD.

WORK YOUR MAGIC.

I'M COUNTING ON YA, LARRY.

I'M NOT LARRY.

LARRY WAS HIS OLD CUT MAN.

BUSTER, WHO AM I?

YOU'RE LARRY, LARRY.

JEEZ, YOU'D THINK HE
WAS THE ONE IN THE FIGHT.

OK. THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
WE'RE STOPPING THE FIGHT.

I'M CALLING THE RING DOCTOR.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU.

I CAN BEAT HIM. HE'S TIRED.

FROM BEATING YOU SENSELESS.

I WANNA STOP THE FIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

NAH. HE LOOKS FINE TO ME.

LET'S GO.

[BELL RINGS]

NO, NO, NO. HE
SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING.

HE SAID MY NAME WAS LARRY.

YOU LOOK LIKE A LARRY.

I'M THROWING IN THE TOWEL.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

NO, YOU DON'T.

[PUNCH]

2! 3! 4!

5! 6!

7! 8!

9! YOU'RE OUT!

AND YOU WANTED TO
THROW IN THE TOWEL.

ARE YOU... ARE YOU OK?

YEAH! AND I OWE IT
ALL TO YOU, DENNIS.

HOW YOU FEELING?

THE DOCTORS SAY I'M PUNCH-DRUNK.

THEY SAY I SHOULDN'T
FIGHT ANYMORE.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE
HELL THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.

BUSTER, YOU KNOW, THEY DO.

IF YOU DON'T STOP FIGHTING NOW,

YOU'RE RISKING
PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE.

YEAH? THEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I GOT A SHOT.

IT'S OVER.

THE HOSPITAL IS GONNA REPORT YOU

TO THE BOXING COMMISSION.

I DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT THAT.

SEE? I GAVE THE
HOSPITAL A FAKE NAME.

"BUSTER GARETT" WITH ONE "R"

ISN'T GONNA FOOL ANYONE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE PLAYING
WITH YOUR LIFE HERE.

FIGHTING IS MY LIFE.

NOT ANYMORE.

I'M REPORTING YOU MYSELF.

OH, YEAH? WELL, HOW
ABOUT I SHOW YOU

HOW WELL I CAN STILL FIGHT

BY BREAKING YOUR FACE?

OK. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW
TERRIFIED I AM RIGHT NOW...

BUT I'M STILL GONNA REPORT YOU.

YOU... YOU'RE FIRED.

HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?

AHEM. WELL, UH...

THE SHOULDER'S ACTING UP AGAIN,

AND THERE'S THIS
HOLE IN THE WALL.

AND, UH... OH, I
HAD TO TELL A GUY

THAT THE ONLY THING
HE'S EVER DONE IN HIS LIFE

HE CAN'T DO ANYMORE.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

BERG, COME ON, YOU
DID THE RIGHT THING.

YEAH, BERG.

AND LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

IN A FEW YEARS, HE
WON'T REMEMBER.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY. SORRY.

ALL RIGHT.

IS THERE ANYTHING
THAT WE CAN DO?

NO. I THINK I'M JUST
GONNA TAKE A WALK.

POOR BUSTER.

IT SURE PUTS OUR
PROBLEMS INTO PERSPECTIVE.

I KNOW.

ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT

WAS HOW I WAS
GONNA GET BERG BACK

FOR GIVING ASHLEY A KEY.

ME, TOO.

WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO?

LEAVE A MESSAGE ON HIS MACHINE

AS AN EX-GIRLFRIEND.

YOU?

I WAS GONNA LEAVE A
HOME PREGNANCY TEST KIT

ON HIS DRESSER.

WOW, THAT'S GOOD.

YOU REALLY PUT A LOT
OF THOUGHT INTO THAT.

HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

- WAUGH!
- WAUGH!

- WAUGH!
- WAUGH!

- WAUGH!
- WAUGH!

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
TILL SOMEBODY FINDS US?

[LIGHTS SHUT DOWN]

THIS IS A REALLY DUMB IDEA.