Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 2, Episode 18 - Two Guys, a Girl and Ashley's Return - full transcript

ASHLEY.

HI, BERG.

I DID IT. I BROKE
UP WITH JUSTIN.

WHAT?

WELL, DURING THE
STORM, I GOT SCARED,

AND I STARTED THINKING
ABOUT WHAT COULD HAPPEN

AND HOW SHORT LIFE IS AND
WHO I WANTED TO BE WITH,

AND IT WASN'T
JUSTIN, IT WAS YOU.

GOD, BERG, I'VE MISSED YOU.

ANYWAY, I'VE GOT TO GET
BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.

THIS IS GOING TO BE WONDERFUL.



I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

WHY DOES ASHLEY HAVE TO
SHOW UP JUST AFTER I MET VENITA?

AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH,
HOW DO I JUST BREAK HER HEART?

AFTER THE 6 MONTHS OF HELL
ASHLEY PUT YOU THROUGH,

I VOTE FOR...
PPPFFF... NOT GENTLY.

ASHLEY? NO, NO. I HAVE
TO BREAK IT UP WITH VENITA.

WHAT? WHAT?

DIDN'T YOU SEE?

MAMA FINALLY CAME HOME.

BERG, WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?

VENITA'S GREAT!

SHE'S WONDERFUL!

AND BEST OF ALL,
SHE'S NOT ASHLEY.

PETE! LOOK, BERG,



WHAT PETE MEANS TO
SAY IS, ASHLEY IS THE DEVIL.

HEY!

OK. SHE'S NOT THE DEVIL.

MAYBE SHE JUST WORKS FOR
HIM, LIKE A SUBCONTRACTOR.

IT'S DIFFERENT NOW.

THAT'S WHEN SHE WAS WITH JUSTIN.

HEY, BERG, YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?

YOU NEED A LITTLE REENACTMENT.

SHARON, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO PLAY THE PART OF ASHLEY?

OH, YES!

NO.

YES.

NO.

I'M GETTING INTO CHARACTER.

AND, BERG, I'LL BE YOU.

ASHLEY, I LOVE YOU.
I MUST HAVE YOU.

OH, BERG, ME, TOO.

AHH, I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE.

ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

NO! NO.

I COULD NEVER BE MAD AT YOU.

ASHLEY, YOU'RE... THE BEST!

THANK YOU! THANK YOU.

IT SO... ISN'T ME. PPFFT!

I DO NOT...

PAUSE LIKE THAT IN THE
MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCES.

YES, YOU DO.

OK, FINE.

BUT AT LEAST I DON'T
WAVE MY ARM SIN THE AIR

WHENEVER I GET FRUSTRATED.

I DON'T DO THAT.

YEAH, YOU DO. NO, I DON'T.

YOU DO. OK, YOU KNOW, FINE.

LOOK, BERG, WHAT
WE'RE TRYING TO SAY IS

YOU RISKED YOUR LIFE TO
MEET VENITA, AND IT PAID OFF.

AT LEAST YOU COULD
SEE IT THROUGH.

VENITA IS EVERYTHING
A GUY COULD WANT.

OF COURSE I SHOULD
KEEP DATING HER.

OH, GOOD.

ON THE NIGHTS I'M
NOT OUT WITH ASHLEY.

HEY, SHARON.

HELLO.

I CALLED YOU 15 TIMES
DURING THE STORM.

THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS
LET A GUY KNOW THAT YOU'RE OK.

I'M OK. OK.

LOOK, CAN WE TALK?

LISTEN, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.

YOU'RE THE ONLY
ONE I WANT TO BE WITH.

I DON'T HAVE ANY
FEELINGS FOR SHAWN.

REALLY? ARE YOU SURE
YOU DON'T NEED MORE TIME?

HEY! HEY! WE'RE
NOT DONE WITH THAT.

I COULDN'T BE MORE SURE.

SHARON, WHEN WE
KISS, IT'S LIKE IT'S MAGIC.

IT'S NOTHING AT ALL
LIKE KISSING SHAWN.

YOU KISSED SHAWN?

WELL, YOU TOLD ME TO SEE IF
THERE WAS SOMETHING THERE.

AND THERE'S NOTHING THERE.

BUT YOU KISSED SHAWN.

AND FELT NOTHING.

YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.

DO I LOOK HAPPY?

A LITTLE?

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T!

YOU TELL ME TO DO
SOMETHING AND I DO IT,

AND NOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

NOTHING. FINE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT I CAN DO.

GOOD. GOOD.

GREAT. SEE YA.

CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM?

YOU KNOW, I WASN'T
REALLY LISTENING. WHAT?

OK, SO HE KISSED SHAWN.

YES! HE KISSED SHAWN!

WHY DOESN'T HE UNDERSTAND
THAT COULD BOTHER ME?

MAYBE HE COULD BE MORE
UNDERSTANDING IF YOU TOLD HIM

ABOUT HOW YOU AND I KISSED.

I TOLD YOU, I DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT THAT WITH YOU.

AND I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH HIM.

WHY?

WEREN'T YOU LISTENING?

HE KISSED SHAWN!

OK, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP.

UH, I'M AFRAID THAT I
HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.

WE'RE OUT OF RITALIN.

JUST KIDDING.

HEY, ROBBIE, YOU'RE
LOOKING GOOD.

WHAT, YOU GOT A
HOT DATE TONIGHT?

I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D SPILL
MY DINNER ALL OVER MYSELF

AND SCORE A SPONGE BATH.

THE STUDENT HAS
BECOME THE MASTER.

HEY, YOU.

HEY! HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

[CHILDREN WHOOP]

I CAN CUT OFF YOUR JELL-O.

LISTEN, I'M GLAD YOU CAME BY.

UH, YOU RAN OUT SO FAST, WE
DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO MAKE A DATE.

HOW 'BOUT DINNER TONIGHT?

TONIGHT? UH, TONIGHT'S
NO GOOD, ACTUALLY.

HOW ABOUT TOMORROW?

PERFECT. I'LL TELL
JUSTIN WE'RE BREAKING UP.

GREAT.

WHAT?

YOU TOLD ME YOU LEFT HIM.

I DID. HE JUST
DOESN'T KNOW IT YET.

OH, WELL, COULD YOU
MAYBE DO ME A FAVOR

AND, I DON'T KNOW, TELL
HIM BEFORE OUR DATE?

OF COURSE. WHAT KIND OF
A GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM?

I'M JUST REMEMBERING.

SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.

EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING
FOR MICHAEL BERGEN.

OH, YEAH, SURE. HE'S
RIGHT OVER THERE.

OH, THANK YOU.

BERG?

VENITA!

2? VERY NICE.

Berg: SHH, SHH.

[CHILDREN WHOOP]

JELL-O!

I CAME EARLY. I WANTED
TO SEE WHERE YOU WORKED.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY
YOU CAME AT A GREAT TIME.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO
ENTERTAIN THE KIDS.

THE BALLOON GUY BLEW UP.

[LAUGHS]

NO. NO. LITERALLY.

ALL RIGHT, KIDS, WHICH IMPRESSIONS
DO YOU WANT TO SEE FIRST?

Children: NONE!

BRING BACK THE BALLOON GUY.

WHAT'S THAT?

SEAN CONNERY?

[AS SEAN CONNERY] LET ME TELL
YOU ABOUT THE CHICAGO WAY.

HEY, HEY. DON'T THROW
PENGUINS. COME ON.

KIDS, CAN YOU GATHER ROUND
IN A LITTLE CIRCLE FOR ME, HUH?

LITTLE ONES IN THE FRONT, HUH?

OK, LISTEN. MY NAME'S VENITA.

AND WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL
AND I WASN'T FEELING SO GREAT,

MY MOM USED TO
SING ME THIS SONG.

IT TEACHES US A LITTLE
SOMETHING ABOUT LIFE...

AND OURSELVES.

SO, CAN YOU ALL CLAP
ALONG WITH ME, HUH?

LIKE THIS.

GOOD.

♪ YOU GOTTA KNOW
WHEN TO HOLD 'EM ♪

♪ KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM ♪

♪ KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY ♪

♪ KNOW WHEN TO RUN ♪

I SAY YOU DUMP LADY NUMBER ONE

AND KEEP LADY NUMBER TWO.

♪ BE AT THE TABLE ♪

YOU KNOW WHAT? I
THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

I DON'T LIKE THE WAY SHE SINGS,
BUT I LOVE THE WAY SHE MOVES.

HEY.

HEY, JOHNNY.

NICE PLACE.

IT'S A DUMP.

IT'LL DO UNTIL I FIND
A NEW APARTMENT.

LISTEN, UH, SHARON
DOESN'T KNOW I'M HERE,

BUT I THOUGHT IF I CAME DOWN
AND EXPLAINED A COUPLE OF THINGS,

IT MIGHT HELP YOU TWO
TO GET BACK TOGETHER.

IT'S HOPELESS. I DID
WHAT SHE WANTED,

BUT SHE'S STILL MAD AT ME.

TRY PUTTING
YOURSELF IN HER SHOES.

YOU KNOW, LET'S SAY SHE...

AND THIS IS JUST OFF
THE TOP OF MY HEAD.

WHAT IF SHARON KISSED A
REALLY CLOSE FRIEND, TOO?

[LAUGHS] SHARON
WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

YEAH, BUT SAY SHE DID?

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

SHE DID.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

SHARON KISSED... A PERSON.

DAMN IT! JOHNNY, CALM DOWN.

IT WAS BERG, WASN'T IT?

NO. MAYBE.

HE'S DEAD.

NO. WAIT, JOHNNY.

WHAT?

YOU CAN'T KILL BERG.

IT WAS ME.

WHAT WAS YOU?

I'M THE GUY SHARON KISSED.

NO. NO, NO. YOU'RE
JUST COVERING FOR HIM.

NO. NO, JOHNNY. I'M
NOT COVERING FOR HIM.

IT WAS ME.

PLEASE, DON'T PUT ALL
YOUR WEIGHT INTO IT.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

I THOUGHT SHE KISSED BERG...

WHEN IT WAS YOU.

AND?

HA HA. YOU KNOW.

YOU'RE PETE.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

SHARON'S SAFE WITH YOU.

SHE IS NOT! JOHNNY, I
KISSED YOUR WOMAN!

SO I HEAR.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

HOW COME YOU WERE SO UPSET
WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS BERG?

IT'S TRUE, I WAS.

NOW I SEE WHY... SHE
WAS SO UPSET WITH ME.

THANKS, PETE.

THANK YOU.

FINE. WHAT? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE THANKING ME.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE HITTING ME.

COME HERE.

UNH!

[FUNNING TONE]
DON'T KISS MY WOMAN.

HEY, ASHLEY.

HEY, BERG. YOU'RE EARLY.

WE NEED TO TALK. UM...

HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO JUSTIN?

YEAH. THIS MORNING.

HE STARTED TO CRY.

THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD.

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
JUST COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT.

UH...

I MET THIS WOMAN RECENTLY.

I THOUGHT I COULD DATE
BOTH OF YOU AT ONCE,

BUT, OF COURSE, THAT WOULDN'T
BE FAIR TO EITHER OF YOU.

AND I REALIZED THAT I HAVE A MUCH
HEALTHIER RELATIONSHIP WITH HER.

SO, I'M AFRAID IT'S
OVER BETWEEN US.

I UNDERSTAND.

NO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO?

I MEAN NO. I VETO YOU.

YOU CAN'T VETO ME.
I'M NOT CONGRESS.

I JUST DID. I CAN'T
AFFORD TO GIVE UP

ON OUR RELATIONSHIP THAT EASILY.

YES, YOU CAN. YOU HAVE
TO RESPECT MY CHOICE.

NO. STOP SAYING THAT.

WHEN I WAS DATING JUSTIN,

I TOLD YOU I WASN'T AVAILABLE.

DID YOU GIVE UP?

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I TOTALLY
APPRECIATE HOW WRONG THAT WAS OF ME.

YOU SAW SOMETHING SPECIAL,

AND YOU KNEW THAT YOU COULDN'T
AFFORD TO LET IT SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS

JUST BECAUSE OF BAD TIMING.

OK, NOW YOU'RE
FORCING ME TO BE MEAN.

OK, WHAT WE HAD, IT WAS SICK.

IT WAS AN OBSESSION,
AND IT'S OVER.

I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

THAT REALLY HURTS.

BUT NO.

WHERE'S BERG?

MED SCHOOL.

GOOD. JOHNNY JUST CALLED.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD
HIM ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY.

I WAS TRYING TO HELP.

AND BESIDES, YOU WOULDN'T
TALK TO ME ABOUT IT,

SO I HAD TO TALK TO SOMEBODY.

THEN GET A THERAPIST!

WELL, YOU WERE SO
LUCKY HE WASN'T UPSET.

IF THAT WAS BERG, HE
WOULD'VE KILLED HIM.

YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.

HE GAVE ME NOOGIES.

WHAT IS WITH YOU?

YOU KNOW, I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM

WITH JOHNNY NOT HAVING
A PROBLEM WITH ME.

THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE A SWEET GUY.

YOU HAVE MORALS.
YOU'RE TRUSTWORTHY.

FACE IT, PETE. YOU'RE
A WONDERFUL PERSON.

THAT IS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY!

I'M NOT A WONDERFUL
PERSON, SHARON.

I AM WALKING
TESTOSTERONE. I AM A DOG.

YOU ARE SO CUTE, PUPPY DOG.

SO WHAT, DOES THIS MEAN YOU
AND JOHNNY ARE BACK TOGETHER?

NO WAY! HE KISSED SHAWN!

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

YES, YOU DID. YES,
YOU DID. YOU KISSED ME!

YES. AND IT WAS
VERY, VERY WRONG.

IT'S ASHLEY. SHE'S FOLLOWING ME.

WHAT?

TODAY, AT SCHOOL,

THERE WERE BALLOONS
TIED TO MY DESK.

WHEN I OPENED MY LOCKER, IT WAS
COMPLETELY FILLED WITH ROSE PETALS

THAT SHE PUSHED
THROUGH THE LITTLE SLOTS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN?

WAIT A SECOND. I THOUGHT
YESTERDAY WAS THE BIG DAY

YOU WERE GONNA
BREAK UP WITH HER.

IT DIDN'T TAKE.

I GOT A DATE WITH
VENITA TONIGHT.

HOW AM I GONNA SHAKE ASHLEY?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT NOT TO DO.

DON'T HAVE HER KISS ME,

BECAUSE I WON'T MAKE HER JEALOUS

BECAUSE I'M NOT A THREAT.

OR... YOU COULD
PUT ON MY LAB COAT

AND WALK AROUND
THE BLOCK AS MY DECOY.

YOU'RE BEING PARANOID.

NO, NO. I'M NOT
BEING PARANOID. OK.

SHE'S DOING EVERYTHING I DID.

AND IF I KNOW ME
THE WAY I THINK I DO,

THEN SHE'S GONNA
BE WAITING RIGHT...

WHO'S VENITA?

OH, BERG, WHAT A UNIQUE
AND OUT-OF-THE-WAY PLACE.

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.

I ALWAYS COME HERE
WHEN I WANT TO GET AWAY

FROM THE TRAFFIC,
YOU KNOW, THE NOISE.

PEOPLE.

IT'S SO ROMANTIC.

HERE'S YOUR CHAMPAGNE, SIR.

THANK YOU, BUT I THINK
YOU HAVE THE WRONG TABLE.

WE DIDN'T ORDER ANY.

IT'S COMPLIMENTS OF
THE LADY AT THE BAR.

OH, MY GOD!

ISN'T THAT THE GIRL
FROM THE HOSPITAL?

YES. SHE'S THE ONE
THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT,

THE ONE I HAD THE
SICK RELATIONSHIP WITH.

WELL, I BROKE IT OFF WITH HER,
AND NOW SHE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.

WHAT, YOU MEAN
SHE'S FOLLOWING US?

WHY WOULD SOMEONE CHASE AFTER
SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT THEM?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

LET'S CALL HER OVER HERE.

I REALLY DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

WHY NOT? RELAX.
WE'RE ALL ADULTS HERE.

NO. YOU'RE PRETTY
MUCH THE ONLY ONE.

HI.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR THE CHAMPAGNE.

WE WEREN'T PROPERLY
INTRODUCED AT THE HOSPITAL.

MY NAME'S VENITA. HI.

I'M ASHLEY.

ASHLEY, I'M SORRY, BUT AS YOU
CAN SEE, I'M HERE WITH VENITA.

AND WE'RE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER

BECAUSE SHE'S THE ONE
I'VE CHOSEN TO BE WITH.

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.

OH, I UNDERSTAND, BUT
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

THAT I BROKE UP WITH
MY BOYFRIEND FOR BERG.

YOU CAN'T REALLY HOLD
BERG RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I CAN BECAUSE HE
SAID HE WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH ME

UNLESS I BROKE UP
WITH MY BOYFRIEND.

THAT WAS ANCIENT HISTORY.

IT WAS YESTERDAY.

YOU MADE A DATE WITH HER YESTERDAY
AFTER YOU TOLD ME SHE WAS OUT OF YOUR LIFE?

WELL, THERE'S A VERY
SIMPLE EXPLANATION.

NEED A SEC.

OK. I CHOSE YOU, BUT
THEN ASHLEY SHOWED UP,

AND I MADE A DATE
WITH BOTH OF YOU,

ONLY I SAW HOW WONDERFUL YOU
WERE WITH THOSE KIDS AT THE HOSPITAL

SO I CANCELED MY DATE WITH
ASHLEY, AND I CHOSE YOU AGAIN.

SO IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, I
ACTUALLY CHOSE YOU TWICE,

WHICH IS TWICE AS MANY
TIMES AS I CHOSE HER.

THERE, I THINK THAT
WAS PRETTY GOOD.

GOOD-BYE, BERG.

NO. BUT YOU WIN. 2 TO 1.

NO. I WIN BECAUSE I'M LEAVING.

HAPPY? HUH?

ARE YOU HAPPY? I HAD A CHANCE

FOR A NORMAL,
HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP,

AND YOU GO AND RUIN IT.

OH, OH, GOD. I AM SO, SO SORRY.

I BROKE UP YOUR
35-SECOND RELATIONSHIP.

YOU BROKE UP MY
RELATIONSHIP WITH JUSTIN,

AND WE'VE BEEN
TOGETHER FOR 4 YEARS.

YEAH, WELL, JUSTIN DESERVES A
MEDAL FOR STAYING WITH YOU THAT LONG.

I CAN'T STAND YOU.

- I LOATHE YOU.
- I DESPISE YOU.

- I HATE YOU.
- I CAN GET US A ROOM.

I CAN DRIVE.

HI, PETE.

WHATEVER.

WHATEVER?

GOD, HOW MUCH LONGER ARE
YOU GOING TO CONTINUE THIS?

WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW
THAT YOU'VE BROUGHT IT UP,

I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT OUR KISS.

PLEASE?

[SIGHS] OK.

OK?

OK. OK.

UM, IF I'M NOT A
THREAT TO JOHNNY,

DOES THAT MEAN THAT OUR
KISS MEANT NOTHING TO YOU?

PETE, I... I CAN'T
TALK ABOUT THAT.

WHAT? SHARON, COME ON.

I'M TRYING TO SALVAGE
WHAT I HAVE WITH JOHNNY.

I CAN'T COMPLICATE
MATTERS BY WONDERING

IF YOU AND I ARE MORE
THAN WHAT WE HAVE BEEN.

SO YOU'RE SAYING IT MIGHT
HAVE MEANT SOMETHING?

OF COURSE IT MEANT SOMETHING.

HOW COULD IT NOT?

PETE, YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME.

OH.

THANK YOU.

MM... PETE?! OHH!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

OH. WHAT? NO, NO, NO.

NO. NO, NO, NO. I THOUGHT
I COULD TRUST YOU.

JOHNNY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

OH!

YOU ARE SUCH A JERK!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER
WENT OUT WITH YOU! OH!

ARE YOU OK?

YEAH. YEAH.

ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH. YEAH.

ONE WAS FREE, PAL.

THE NEXT ONE YOU PAY FOR.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE
ME, MY LAUNDRY'S DRY,

AND IF I DON'T FOLD IT
RIGHT AWAY IT'LL WRINKLE.

DO YOU THINK HE BOUGHT IT?

YEAH, HE BOUGHT IT.

THANKS FOR COMING DOWN
AND HELPING ME WITH PETE.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

LOOK, SHARON, HOW LONG ARE
WE GONNA KEEP ON GOING LIKE THIS?

I AM SORRY I KISSED SHAWN.

JOHNNY, IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.

THEN TELL ME WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

I JUST DON'T THINK IT
WOULD CHANGE ANYTHING.

TRY ME.

ALL RIGHT.

ON VALENTINE'S DAY,
WHEN I ASKED YOU

IF THERE WAS SOMETHING
BETWEEN YOU AND SHAWN,

WHY COULDN'T YOU
SAY NO RIGHT AWAY?

I TOLD YOU, BECAUSE
I WASN'T SURE.

EVEN IF YOU WEREN'T SURE,

EVEN IF YOU MOSTLY THOUGHT
YOU WANTED TO BE WITH ME,

COULDN'T YOU HAVE AT LEAST
GIVEN ME THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBTS?

I'M SORRY.

DO YOU KNOW HOW
MUCH THAT HURT ME?

SHARON, I NEVER
WANT TO HURT YOU,

BUT I NEVER WANT
TO LIE TO YOU, EITHER.

AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN
BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU,

YOU ARE THE ONLY GIRL
THAT I WANT TO BE WITH.

I BELIEVE YOU.

OW! MY HAND.

OH. OH, IT'S SWELLING.

PETE'S GOT A FACE LIKE CONCRETE.

LET'S GO UPSTAIRS, AND
WE'LL PUT SOME ICE ON IT.

REALLY?

YEAH. THEN WE'LL SWING
BY YOUR FLEA-BAIT MOTEL

AND PICK UP YOUR STUFF.

GREAT.

OW! MY HAND, REMEMBER?

YEAH, I REMEMBER.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

YEAH, THAT'S
RIGHT. I KISSED HER.

I KISSED YOUR WOMAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?

"AT LAST, KISSED BY A REAL MAN."

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT... WHAT? WHAT?

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

Y-YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?

COME ON, GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT.

NOTHING!

THOUGHT SO.

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!