Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 2, Episode 16 - Two Guys, a Girl and Valentine's Day - full transcript

HEY, BERG, HELP ME
WITH THIS MIRROR.

YEAH. YOU LOOK
AT THE SHINY SIDE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, JOHNNY,

YOU WANT TO HELP
PETE HANG THE MIRROR?

OR DO YOU WANT
TO GO BACK TO BED?

HA HA HA!

HEY, SWEETIE PETEY.

HI, IRENE.

IRENE.

PETEY! I-IRENE...

UH, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?



OK. ONE SECOND.

TIME'S UP! HA HA HA!

HA HA HA.

THAT... THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

UM... ALL RIGHT. WELL, LISTEN.
I'VE BEEN HAVIN' THIS PROBLEM,

AND I KEEP ASKIN' FOR
HELP, BUT NOBODY WILL.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS YOU'RE
ASKING. THAT'S THE FIRST STEP.

OK. UM... WELL, SEE,

I'VE BEEN STARING INTO
THIS MIRROR ALL MORNING,

AND... AND I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SOUNDS HEAVY.

IT'S WAY TOO MUCH FOR
ME TO HANDLE ALONE.

SO I WAS THINKING... MAYBE...

YOU COULD HELP ME?



ME? YEAH.

YOU'RE COMING TO ME?

WELL, I MEAN, TO BE PERFECTLY
HONEST, YOU'RE THE CLOSEST ONE TO ME.

OH, PETE!

I HAD NO IDEA YOU FELT THAT WAY.

OH, NO. I MEAN... NO! SHH! SHH!

IT'S OK.

IRENE'LL MAKE IT ALL BETTER.

GREAT NEWS, PETE. HERE COMES
YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND... IRENE.

I SWEAR I MEANT THE CLOSEST
PERSON TO ME GEOGRAPHICALLY.

LIKE RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE
THE CLOSEST PERSON TO ME.

OH, PETEY, I FEEL THE SAME WAY!

HEY, PETE.

HI, IRENE. WHATCHA GOT THERE?

A WHOLE HANDFUL OF HAPPYS FOR THE
NEXT TIME YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR SMILE.

SEE YA LATER, HOT POTATER.

HOLD ON A SEC. LET
ME JUST... LET ME...

YEAH. LOOK. COMEDY AND TRAGEDY.

I... I GOTTA CLEAR
THIS UP TOMORROW.

WHERE'S JOHNNY?

HE'S WITH SHAWN AGAIN.

I'M TELLING YOU,
THAT GIRL IS AFTER HIM.

YOU'RE JUST BEING PARANOID, ALL
RIGHT? TO JOHNNY, SHAWN'S JUST A BUDDY,

A HOT, SEXY BUDDY.

HA HA HA! HEY. AAH! HEY, BABY.

MMM-MUH!

SORRY WE'RE SUCH A MESS. WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING TOUCH FOOTBALL,

BUT FOR SOME REASON, MY
NEPHEWS LIKE TACKLING SHAWN.

YOU SHOULD'VE COME, SHARON.

IT WAS FUN. YEAH.

THAT'S OK. YOU GET TO
PLAY BALL WITH JOHNNY,

THEN HE AND I GET
TO HIT THE SHOWERS!

THAT REMINDS ME. I'D BETTER
GET OUT OF THESE CLOTHES

BEFORE THE MUD DRIES AND
THEY HAVE TO HOSE ME OFF.

HA HA! THERE ARE SO MANY WONDERFUL
THINGS ABOUT THAT SENTENCE.

GREAT GAME.

THANKS. HA HA! SEE YA, MEAT.

SO.

WHEN DO YOU WANT
TO HIT THOSE SHOWERS?

HA HA HA! NEVER.

COME ON. YOU CAN'T BE MAD.

TRY ME... MEAT.

OH, SHARON, HONEY,
COME ON, DON'T BE SILLY.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE
THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME.

OK, OK. I KNOW I'M BEING SILLY.

IT'S JUST THAT...

I JUST THINK IT WOULD
BE EASIER ON ME

IF SHAWN HAD SOMEBODY, TOO.

HER MA'S BEEN TRYIN'
TO SET HER UP FOR YEARS.

SHE IS A VERY TOUGH DATE.

COME ON. THERE'S
GOTTA BE SOMEBODY.

WHAT?

OK, SEE, THIS IS A DISASTER.

I TRIED TO TALK TO SHAWN
THE WHOLE TIME IN LINE.

WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.

COME ON. YOU HAVEN'T
EVEN GIVEN HER A CHANCE.

I AGREED TO THE MOVIE
SHE PICKED, DIDN'T I?

BUNCH OF BRITISH
GUYS IN POWDERED WIGS

TRYING TO SCAM ON
SOME PALE CHICKS.

HASN'T EVEN... HASN'T EVEN
STARTED YET, AND I'M ALREADY

[STUFFY BRITISH ACCENT]
DREADFULLY BORED.

HEY.

HEY. SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG.

SHAWN WANTED TO WAIT FOR
A FRESH BATCH OF POPCORN.

[WHISPERING] I had
to talk her out of leaving.

OH, GREAT. THIS
CHAIR'S ALL LUMPY.

YEAH, I KNOW. THAT'S
WHY I MOVED TO THIS ONE.

I'M... I'M KIDDING.

OK? YOU... YOU WANT
TO SWITCH SEATS?

NO.

WHAT'S UP HER BUTT?

A SPRING. GOD! I MEAN, GET
HER TALKING ABOUT HERSELF.

PEOPLE LIKE THAT.

SHH! PREVIEWS ARE STARTING.

PREVIEW CHAT IS OK.

[SIREN]

SO, SHAWN... SHARON TELLS ME

THAT YOU WORK IN A RESTAURANT.

YEAH. SWOBODA'S
FINE SLAVIC CUISINE.

OOH. WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE

THE WORD "SLAVIC CUISINE"
AND "FINE" IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

THAT'S FUNNY. I'LL HAVE TO
TELL THAT TO MY PARENTS...

WHO OWN THE PLACE.

I'M DYIN'.

AND YOUR HEAD'S TOO
BIG FOR YOUR BODY.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WHO IS IT?

♪ IRENE ♪

OHH... OHH...

[SIGHS]

HI, IRENE. HOW ARE YOU?

GREAT. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

HERE. HAPPY EARLY
VALENTINE'S DAY.

OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

IT'S A COUPON BOOK
OF PERSONAL FAVORS...

FROM IRENE TO PETE.

AND THE GOOD ONES
ARE IN THE BACK.

OH, GOD, IRENE, WE HAVE TO TALK.

OH, YAY! BUT FIRST LET ME
SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.

SEE, THIS ONE ENTITLES YOU
TO A COMPLIMENTARY BACK RUB.

COULD I GET THE CASH EQUIVALENT?

HA HA! OH, YOU SILLY. I
LOVE THE WAY WE TEASE.

UM... I... OW.

OW, IRENE. HEY, THAT'S
HARD. THAT'S TOO HARD.

I KNOW. GOSH, YOU'RE
JUST ONE BIG KNOT.

NOW, LET'S KNEAD,
KNEAD, KNEAD THAT KNOT!

SEE, YOU DON'T NEED
THAT BAD OL' KNOT.

AHH!

OK. WELL, UM, THE
OTH... THE OTHER DAY,

WHEN, UH, I... I WAS OVER THERE,

I... I DIDN'T SAY WHAT...
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.

OK. WHAT'D YOU WANT TO SAY?

OW! OW! OW, OW, OW.

OK. OK. THAT'S IT.

UM... I RUB YOU.

OH, MY GOD. PETE...
I LOVE YOU, TOO.

WHAT?

I LOVE YOU, TOO!

I NEVER THOUGHT
THIS DAY WOULD COME!

OHHH...

MAN, COULD THOSE
TWO WALK ANY SLOWER?

WELL, YOU KNOW BERG AND PUDDLES.

HA HA HA!

TONIGHT WAS WEIRD.

HOW DO YOU MEAN?

I MEAN, USUALLY, YOU'RE...
YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS,

AND TONIGHT YOU
WERE... A GIRL...

OUT ON A DATE.

WELL, IT'S NICE
OF YOU TO NOTICE.

JEALOUS?

NO! 'COURSE NOT.

NO.

ANYWAY, I GUESS YOU AND
BERG DIDN'T REALLY HIT IT OFF.

ACTUALLY, BERG AND
I HAD A TERRIFIC TIME.

WE DID?

HEY, LOOK AT THAT. WE DID.

THIS WORKED OUT GREAT. WE
SHOULD DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME.

GREAT. WHAT ABOUT SUNDAY?

SURE. OK!

OH, OH, WAIT! SUNDAY'S
VALENTINE'S DAY.

VALENTINE'S DAY, JOHNNY.

[CHUCKLES]

EVEN BETTER. THE FOUR OF US

CAN HAVE DINNER AT
MY FAMILY'S RESTAURANT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, BERG? HUH?

I MEAN, SURE. THAT
SOUNDS, UH... SURE.

SHARON, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

HEY, ANYTHING FOR THE CAUSE.

SO IT'S SET.

CAN'T WAIT.

Sharon: ALL RIGHT.

JOHNNY, THEY'RE NOT A
NATURE FILM. COME ON!

GOOD NIGHT, JOHNNY.

SO... [CHUCKLES]

WHERE WERE WE?

[CHUCKLES]

[SQUEAKY KISS]

GOOD NIGHT.

WHAT?!

BERG.

HI, PETE. HI, BERG!

HI, IRENE!

IRENE, COULD YOU... COULD YOU
GIVE US A MINUTE? THANKS. GUY TALK.

OH, I GET IT. SEE
YA SOON, RACCOON.

HELLO! HEH HEH! OK!

WELL! WELL.

THANKS FOR RESCUIN' ME.

I WAS GETTIN'... PRETTY
UNCOMFORTABLE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA SET HER STRAIGHT.

I TRIED, BUT SHE WAS TORTURING
ME WITH THIS BACK RUB,

SO I SAID, "I RUB YOU," AND SHE
THOUGHT I SAID, "I LOVE YOU."

AND YOU CLEVERLY CLEARED UP THAT
MISUNDERSTANDING BY MAKING OUT.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE.

SO, UH, HOW DID YOUR
DATE WITH SHAWN GO?

OH, YOU KNOW. IT
WAS PRETTY TYPICAL.

YOU KNOW... DINNER... MOVIE...

SHE'S IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY.

WHOA!

OH, YEAH.

SHE SAID THAT?

NO. NO, NOT IN SO MANY WORDS,

BUT WHEN I WENT TO
KISS HER, SHE RAN AWAY.

WELL, ACCORDING TO THAT THEORY, A
LOT OF WOMEN ARE IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY.

PETE, I'M SERIOUS.

LOOK, I'M IN THE MOVIES
WITH HER. I'M ARCTIC. I'M DEATH.

I GOT NOTHIN'. THEN... WE WALK
IN THERE. JOHNNY'S WATCHING.

AND SUDDENLY, SHE PINS
ME UP AGAINST THE WALL

AND TRIES TO LICK THE BACK
OF MY NECK FROM THE FRONT.

BUT THE MINUTE JOHNNY
GOES BACK UPSTAIRS,

I'M BACK TO BEIN' MR. FREEZE.

MAYBE SHE NEEDS AN AUDIENCE.

LISTEN TO ME, ALL RIGHT?
SHE WAS JUST DOIN' IT

TO MAKE JOHNNY JEALOUS.

SHARON WAS RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GONNA TELL
HER SHE WAS RIGHT.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

COME ON. YOU'LL RUIN
THE RELATIONSHIP.

YOU GOTTA BE ABSOLUTELY SURE.

OK. YOU...

YOU GOTTA COME WITH THE
4 OF US ON VALENTINE'S DAY,

MAKE SURE I'M NOT CRAZY.

I WANT TO BE THE FIFTH
WHEEL ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

FIFTH WHEEL, NOTHIN'.

HEY, IRENE. PETE WANTS TO
KNOW IF YOU'LL BE HIS VALENTINE.

WOULD I! OH!

OHH!

SO, PETE, YOU HAVEN'T SAID
ANYTHING ABOUT MY SWEATER.

I REALLY WEAR MY
HEART ON MY SLEEVE.

SEE? HEART? SLEEVE?

GET IT?

HA HA HA HA!

THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR DRAGGIN' ME HERE.

WHERE'S SHAWN, ANYWAY?

SHE'LL BE HERE. YOU JUST KEEP AN
EYE ON HER AND TELL ME I'M NOT RIGHT.

FLOWER LADY, 12 O'CLOCK.

JOHNNY!

HEY, MRS. S! HAPPY
VALENTINE'S DAY.

OHH... THIS IS, UH...
MY GIRL... SHARON.

WELL, YOU ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO
PICK 'EM. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.

THIS IS... OH, DON'T TELL ME.

THIS MUST BE THE DOCTOR!

HA HA!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

HA HA!

MICHAEL BERGEN.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

WELL, THE PLEASURE
IS ALL MINE, DOCTOR.

MY, UH, UNMARRIED DAUGHTER
WILL BE OUT IN A SECOND.

SHE'S, UM, IN THE KITCHEN
FIXING SOMETHING SPECIAL.

SHAWN!

THE DOCTOR'S HERE!

HEY, EVERYONE.

WHOA.

MY GOD. SHAWN, I'VE NEVER
SEEN YOU IN A DRESS BEFORE.

AND YET, SHE'S
WEARING ONE... TONIGHT.

YOU LIKE IT? I WORE
IT SPECIAL FOR BERG.

AND I MADE PIEROGI.

OH. MY FAVORITE. FOR BERG.

AREN'T THEY GREAT TOGETHER?

I DON'T KNOW WHO
I'M HAPPIER FOR...

BERG, SHAWN, OR ME.

I THINK IT'S ME.

YOUR TABLE'S READY.

YOU SEE? SHAWN IS
SHAMELESS. SHAMELESS!

WEARING SEXY DRESSES
AND MAKING ME SPECIAL FOOD.

YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE
RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF SHE TRIES TO MAKE
JOHNNY ANY MORE JEALOUS,

YOU MIGHT WIND UP
SLEEPING WITH HER.

SO, PETE, HOW DID
YOU MEET IRENE?

WELL, NOW WE LIVE ACROSS
THE HALL FROM EACH OTHER,

BUT IN A PREVIOUS LIFE,
WE WERE PIONEER LOVERS.

Pete: UM...

HERE, HONEY. I'D LIKE TO
REDEEM ONE OF MY COUPONS.

"15 MINUTES OF QUIET TIME."

OHHH! YOU'RE SUCH A SILLY!

WOW. ALL THAT TIME, TRUE LOVE

RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
THAT'S REAL ROMANCE.

ALTHOUGH THAT'S
NOT TO SAY YOU CAN'T

MEET SOMEBODY NEW AND
INSTANTLY CONNECT WITH THEM, TOO.

LIKE JOHNNY AND ME.

[CHUCKLES]

OR BERG AND ME.

HA HA!

FLOWER FOR THE LADY
ON VALENTINE'S DAY?

OH, YEAH. I'D LOVE ONE.
HOW MUCH ARE THEY?

$8.00.

8 BUCKS FOR A FLOWER?

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

JOHNNY.

THANKS.

OH, THIS IS SWEET.

AND YOU GENTLEMEN?

Is she still there?

Yes, I think so.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DOESN'T THE
WOMAN EVER BUY A FLOWER FOR THE MAN?

ONE FOR MY DATE, PLEASE.

AND 5 FOR MINE.

LOOK AT THAT, PETE.

SHAWN BOUGHT ME A FLOWER.

IRENE BOUGHT ME 5.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BABY.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BERG.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, PETEY.

NO!

WOULD YOU GET MY COAT? I'M COLD.

OR WE COULD JUST USE
OUR LOVE TO KEEP US WARM.

HA HA HA! NO, I'M
SERIOUS. IT'S COLD.

SO, WHAT ARE THE SPECIALS?

YOU KNOW WHAT? JOHNNY,

BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN, COULD
YOU, UH, GET MINE? I'M A LITTLE CHILLY.

AND I'LL GET YOUR PURSE, TOO.

AND DOES THAT COME WITH A SALAD?

THANKS.

Pete: BERG.

BERG, C... BERG. BERG. BERG.

CAN I... CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SEC?

OK.

OK.

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. I THINK
SHAWN DOES LIKE JOHNNY.

SHE STOPS KISSING YOU EVERY
TIME HE LEAVES THE TABLE.

IT'S OK. HE'S BACK NOW.

NO. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.

BERG. BERG.

SHE'S DOIN' THAT JUST
TO MAKE JOHNNY JEALOUS.

SO?!

NO RELATIONSHIP'S PERFECT.

YOU HAVE TO PUT AN
END TO THIS... FOR SHARON.

FINE! FINE! I'LL TALK TO SHAWN.

I HOPE YOU AND
IRENE ARE VERY HAPPY

IN YOUR LITTLE
HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.

WHAT IS IT?

NOTHING. NOTHING. I JUST
THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE...

NICE TO SPEND SOME TIME
ALONE ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

YEAH. LET'S GET
BACK TO THE TABLE.

YOU'RE IN LOVE
WITH HIM, AREN'T YOU?

OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY.

I DIDN'T SAY WHO IT WAS.

UH, BERG, YOU'RE
OUT OF YOUR MIND.

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

JOHNNY AND SHARON ARE IN LOVE.

WELL, GOOD FOR THEM.

YEAH. GOOD FOR THEM.

AND UNLESS YOU LEARN
TO BE HAPPY FOR 'EM,

IT'S JUST GONNA EAT AWAY
AT YOU UNTIL YOU BECOME

AN ANGRY, BITTER, YET
INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

ARE YOU DONE?

NO, I'M NOT DONE. AS FAR AS YOU
USING ME TO MAKE JOHNNY JEALOUS,

WELL, I'M PUTTING A STOP TO THAT
FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING.

48 HEARTS, 49
HEARTS, AND 50 HEARTS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE NO
ONE GUESSED 50.

AND, PETEY, YOU WERE WAY OFF.

YEAH, PETE...

100 MILLION. WHAT
WERE YOU THINKIN'?

OH, GOOD. YOU'RE BACK. I
WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.

BERG... SHAWN...

I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WHEN I
ORIGINALLY SET YOU TWO UP,

I DID IT FOR THE WRONG REASONS.

I NEVER ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WOULD
WORK OUT, AND YOU SEEM SO HAPPY...

WELL SAID. DOWN THE HATCH.

OK. I WANT TO SAY
THIS. ANYWAY, UM...

I THINK WHAT I'VE LEARNED,

AND IT'S SO APPROPRIATE
ON VALENTINE'S DAY,

IS THAT IF 2 PEOPLE ARE
MEANT TO BE TOGETHER,

IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW IT HAPPENS.

IT JUST MATTERS THAT
THEY FIND EACH OTHER.

MMM. TO LOVE.

TO LOVE.

[TEARFULLY] OHHH!

SHAWN. YOU OK?

SHE'S FINE. SHE'S JUST SO HAPPY.

WELL, WHY DO PEOPLE
CRY WHEN THEY'RE HAPPY?

I'M HAPPY WHEN I'M HAPPY.

MAYBE I'M NOT HAPPY!

SHAWN, HONEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

BERG, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?

NOTHING! WHAT
DID YOU DO TO HER?!

GET OUT OF MY
RESTAURANT! GET HER OFF ME!

Sharon: JOHNNY, DO SOMETHING!

BERG, COVER YOUR FACE!

MOM, LEAVE HIM ALONE!
I'M IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY!

[SHARON GASPS]

OHHH...

I THINK YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.

I'M SORRY, JOHNNY.

YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M
GONNA TRY THE KREPNIK.

THAT'S IT. YOU CANNOT
SEE SHAWN ANYMORE.

DID YOU HEAR ME?

YEAH, I HEARD YOU. HOW
CAN I NOT HANG OUT WITH HER?

I MEAN, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
YOUR BEST FRIEND.

YES. YOU ARE, BUT... BUT WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW! Y... JOHNNY.

DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER?

WELL, ANSWER ME! DO YOU?

NO.

I DON'T KNOW. I... I MEAN, I'VE
NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

I'VE NEVER THOUGHT
OF SHAWN LIKE THAT.

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE
SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT.

NO. JOHNNY, GET YOUR
STUFF OUT OF MY APARTMENT.

YOU CAN CALL ME WHEN YOU
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT.

SHARON. LISTEN.

NO.

I'M SORRY.

I BOUGHT YOU SOME CHOCOLATES.

IT'S OK, SHARON.

WE'RE ALL HERE FOR YOU.

YOU ARE AMONG FRIENDS.

I THINK YOU'LL FEEL BETTER
IF YOU JUST LET IT OUT.

Sharon: OK.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

UM... PETE WAS JUST
TRYING TO HANG A MIRROR,

AND HE DOESN'T LOVE
YOU. I HATE YOUR SWEATER,

AND YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!

UH, PETE, IS THAT TRUE?

[INHALES SHARPLY]

I'M SORRY.

OH, BUT LOOK. LOOK.

THIS ENTITLES ME TO
ONE ACT OF FORGIVENESS.

YOU OK?

YEAH.

NO.

[SIGHS]

THUS...

COMES AN END TO
THE HOLIDAY TRIFECTA...

CHRISTMAS, NEW YEAR'S,
AND VALENTINE'S DAY,

ALSO KNOWN AS THE MISERY SEASON.

TO SPRING... AND ALL
OF ITS POSSIBILITIES.

HEAR, HEAR.

WELL, IF YOU GUYS
WILL EXCUSE ME,

I HAVE A CLASS
EARLY IN THE MORNING.

YOU SURE YOU'RE OK?

YEAH... I GUESS.

WELL, IF IT MAKES
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

I TIPPED MRS.
SWOBODA, LIKE, NOTHING.

I BLEW IT. IF I WOULDN'T
HAVE PUSHED BERG ON SHAWN,

NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED.

SHAR, YOU AND JOHNNY'LL
GET BACK TOGETHER.

WHAT IF WE DON'T?

THEN YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.

AND THERE'LL BE SOMEBODY ELSE
OUT THERE WHO'S EVEN BETTER FOR YOU.

THANKS, PETE.

AND IF THERE'S NOT...
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME.

YOU'RE SO SWEET.

WELL, THAT CAPS OFF
AN INTERESTING EVENING.

[CHUCKLES UNCERTAINLY]

IT'S THE WAY I
THOUGHT IT WOULD END.

NOT EXACTLY WHO I
THOUGHT IT WOULD END WITH.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

OH, GOOD NIGHT, PETE. YEAH.

OH, HEY, SHARON. UM...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

WHAT'S WITH THE GIFT?

OH, IT'S, UH... IT'S FOR IRENE.

I JUST KINDA FEEL BAD
ABOUT THAT HAPPENED, SO...

THAT'S NICE. YOU KNOW IRENE. SHE'S
PROBABLY FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT BY NOW.

AHH, I DON'T KNOW.

[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]

HEY, MAYBE NOW'S
NOT THE RIGHT TIME.