Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 2, Episode 14 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Proposal - full transcript

HEY, PETE. HEY, BERG.

WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?

SHARON CAME UP WITH A
GREAT PROMOTIONAL IDEA.

IT'S A CAPTION CONTEST.

WHOEVER COMES UP WITH THE
BEST CAPTION FOR THE POSTER

GETS A FREE PIZZA.

SO WHAT'S THE POSTER?

OH, OH, OH... YESTERDAY, ON
YOUR WAY OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT,

YOU SAID I COULD GRAB A BEER,

AND AS I WAS LOOKING
THROUGH YOUR SOCK DRAWER,

I STUMBLED ACROSS... THIS.



[EVERYONE LAUGHING]

COME ON.

SO I MODELED IN AN UNDERWEAR AD.

IT WAS 4 YEARS AGO.
I NEEDED THE MONEY.

HE HIT BEANTOWN WITH BIG DREAMS,

ONLY TO GET TRAPPED
IN THE SEEDY WORLD

OF SEXY SLEEPWEAR.

INTRODUCING MICHAEL
BERGEN AS... TROY.

THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

OOH, OOH. ACTUALLY, I BELIEVE I
HAVE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY.

"LOOK. WE ARE IN THE
DICTIONARY UNDER GEEKS."

"SEE, I TOLD YOU SHAKESPEARE WAS
EASIER TO UNDERSTAND WITHOUT PANTS."

"FRIENDSHIP IS SHARING."

THANK YOU. THAT WAS MINE.



OH, PUT A SOCK IN IT.

OOH! [GASP] OOH!

I LIKE THAT ONE.

BERG, YOU MIGHT JUST WIN
THIS CAPTION CONTEST AFTER ALL.

OH HO HO HO.

YOU KNOW NOT WITH WHOM YOU MESS.

YEAH, LIGHT THE TORCH, SISTER...

AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

OW.

WOW.

I DIDN'T REALIZE HE WOULD
BE SO BUGGED BY THIS.

YEAH.

AND... WE'RE BACK!

OK, NOW, AFTER WE'RE
FINISHED PAINTING FENWAY PARK,

WE'RE GONNA SPRINKLE
PEANUTS SHELLS

AND POUR BEER ALL OVER THE
FLOOR TO GET THAT AUTHENTIC SMELL.

WHOA! IT'S A LONG FLY BALL

DEEP INTO LEFT FIELD...

OH, AND DUNVILLE'S BACK,
HE'S UP AGAINST THE WALL...

OH, AND HE MAKES THE CATCH!

AND THE FAN GOES WILD!

CRAZY WILD!

COME ON, MIKE,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUSH THE
FIELD AND PUT ME ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

IT'S NOTHING.

WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU DON'T LIKE THE ROOM?

NO, NO, NO. THIS IS GREAT.

IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, I'VE
GOT THIS... DANCE AT SCHOOL.

[CHUCKLES]

YOU'RE AFRAID TO ASK A GIRL.

NO. GIRLS ARE LINING UP.

SUSIE SNYDER ALREADY ASKED ME.

SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

IT'S JUST THIS WHOLE
STUPID DANCING THING.

OH, COME ON, YOU CAN DANCE.

I'M NOT GONNA GO.

OH, NO, NO. YOU CAN'T NOT GO.

YOU LIKE HOCKEY?

YEAH.

LOOK, DANCING'S KIND OF LIKE

BEING A GOALIE. OK?
ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA
MOVE TO YOUR RIGHT SIDE,

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA
MOVE TO YOUR LEFT SIDE.

YOUR RIGHT SIDE,
YOUR LEFT SIDE. RIGHT?

SOMEONE SHOOTS, YOU GOTTA BLOCK
THE SHOT WITH YOUR RIGHT ARM. RIGHT?

SOMEONE SHOOTS, YOU GOTTA
BLOCK THE SHOT WITH YOUR LEFT ARM.

OK? HUH? COME ON, TRY IT.

OK.

ALL RIGHT? YOU BLOCK THE
SHOT WITH YOUR RIGHT ARM.

YOUR LEFT ARM.

LOOK! WHO'S BEHIND
ME? WHO'S BEHIND ME?

HUH? CHECK IT OUT.

ALL RIGHT, NOW WATCH THIS.

OH! IT'S GRETZSKY,
SKATIN' AROUND! WHOO!

ALL RIGHT!

GREAT.

[TURNS MUSIC OFF]

AND, UH, THAT'S HOW YOU HANDLE
YOURSELF IN A STREET FIGHT,

SO... THANKS, PETE.

MOM, CAN I WALK OVER TO SUSIE'S?

SURE.

WOW. SO HE'S GOING?

YOU WERE SO GOOD WITH HIM.

AND THIS IS... OH,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME

FOR DOING THIS STUFF.

I LOVE THIS, AND I
LOVE BEING WITH YOU,

AND I LOVE YOU.

YOU... FACE AND YOU HAIR AND...

PETE... IT'S OK.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

YEAH?

YEAH.

YOU EVER MAKE
OUT IN FENWAY PARK?

"HAVE YOU SEEN
THIS MAN'S... PANTS?"

OK, THAT ONE'S PRETTY GOOD.

HEY, BERG.

HEY.

GUESS WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY LIFE NOW.

NOTHING. WHAT'S THAT?

NOTHING! NOTHING!
NOTHING! NOTHING!

CAITLIN SAID SHE LOVED ME.

THAT'S... THAT'S GREAT.

DID SHE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME?

NO.

WE WERE PAINTING MICHAEL'S ROOM,

AND I TAUGHT HIM
THE HOCKEY DANCE...

BLOCK THE SHOT, CATCH
THE PUCK, GRETZSKY...

RIGHT, RIGHT. EXACTLY.

AND THEN CAITLIN CAME
IN, AND IT WAS PERFECT.

WE SAID WE LOVED EACH OTHER...

I THINK SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE.

[CRUNCHING]

SO FAR...

SO FAR THAT "ONE"
HAS BEEN, UM...

EVERYONE.

BERG, THIS TIME...

THIS TIME IT'S
DIFFERENT. YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, MAYBE I'M MATURING.

MAYBE I'M REACHING
THAT POINT IN MY LIFE

WHERE I WANT TO START A FAMILY.

YOU WOULDN'T BE
STARTING A FAMILY,

YOU'D BE JOINING ONE
ALREADY IN PROGRESS.

ALL I KNOW IS, EVER
SINCE I QUIT ARCHITECTURE,

I WAS FLOUNDERING, BUT...

EVER SINCE I STARTED
SEEING CAITLIN AND MICHAEL,

I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE
IS BACK ON TRACK.

WELL, GOOD. GOOD.

IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR
PROBLEMS ARE OVER.

YEAH.

FOR A COUPLE WEEKS.

HEY, BERG.

GOT MILK?

HEY, SHAR, NICE OUTFIT.

DID A RAINBOW THROW UP ON YOU?

YOU LOOK ALMOST AS
CUTE AS STEPHANIE HANSLER.

OH, MY GOD. WHAT MADE
YOU BRING UP HER NAME?

I HAVEN'T HEARD HER NAME
SINCE... SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.

THAT'S STRANGE.

BECAUSE ACCORDING TO
YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK,

YOU GUYS WERE
GONNA BE BEST FRIENDS

"4-EVER."

AW, BERG, YOU'RE STEALING.

OH, IT'S TRAGIC WHEN
UNDERWEAR MODELS GO BAD.

OH, LOOK.

THE BUNNY RABBIT IS
TOYING WITH THE PYTHON.

HA HA HA HA HA!

GIVE IT UP, BERG.

YOU KNOW YOU DIDN'T FIND
ANYTHING EMBARRASSING IN THERE.

YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU
ACTUALLY LOOKED VERY CUTE

IN THE 11th GRADE.

THANK YOU.

HOWEVER... IN THE 10th GRADE...

YOUR PICTURE'S CUT OUT.

OH.

YEAH.

SOME MODELING AGENCY WANTED IT.

UH-HUH.

YOU KNOW, I ALSO
NOTICED THAT YOU...

YOU WENT FROM CHESS CLUB
TREASURER IN THE 10th GRADE

TO HEAD CHEERLEADER IN THE 11th.

NOW, THOSE OF US WHO
WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL

KNOW THAT THAT
JUST... DOESN'T HAPPEN.

COME ON, BERG.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
FIND ANYTHING HERE.

YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT GONNA FIND ANYTHING.

HERE.

WELCOME TO BROOKVILLE.

BIRTHPLACE OF NOVELTY POOP...

AND SHARON CARTER.

ANY LUCK?

UH, NO, NO, NOTHING.

ALTHOUGH I WAS FASCINATED
TO LEARN THAT YOU HAVE

THE WORLD'S ROUNDEST LAKE.

HERE'S THE YEARBOOK
YOU ASKED FOR.

OH! GREAT, GREAT.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

OH, MY GOODNESS,

IS THAT VICE PRINCIPAL SVENSON?

OH, MY. SEE HOW YOUNG HE LOOKS.

YOU KNOW, HE'S
NEVER BEEN MARRIED.

THANK YOU.

STOP! STOP! WAIT.

OHH!

LOOK HOW PRETTY
RACHEL POWELL IS.

NOW SHE'S A BIG-CITY WHORE.

DO YOU MIND?

HMM?

THANK YOU.

HMM.

OH, HERE IT IS,
HERE IT IS, HERE IT IS.

DAMN IT! OH! THIS
ONE'S CUT OUT, TOO.

SHARON CARTER.
WELL, NOW, THAT'S ODD.

WHY?

SHE WAS HERE THIS MORNING.

AND SHE CHECKED OUT THE
SAME BOOK. SMALL WORLD.

SMALL WORLD, YES.

SHE, UH, SHE WAS HERE?

YES, YES.

OH, SHE'S SUCH A SWEET GIRL.

YES. MOST OF HER
PERSONALITIES ARE SWEET,

BUT STAY AWAY FROM DARRYL.

OOH.

[WHISTLING]

[BUZZING WHISTLE]

THAT, UH, GIRL IN
THE YEARBOOK...

I CAN HELP YOU.

YOU KNEW HER?

WE DATED IN THE 10th GRADE.

THEN SHE DUMPED ME IN THE 11th.

WHAT WENT ON IN THE 11th GRADE?

LOVE CREEPED UP.

LET'S SEE.

FIRST PERIOD I HAD
AMERICAN HISTORY... NO.

WHAT ABOUT SHARON?

OH... OK.

UH, LET'S SEE.

FIRST PERIOD SHE HAD
HOME EC, THEN SHE...

ALL RIGHT. NO, I...
WHAT'S SHE HIDING?

WHY IS HER PICTURE CUT
OUT OF THE YEARBOOK?

OH...

PROBABLY 'CAUSE OF THE
WAY SHE USED TO LOOK.

WELL, HOW DID SHE LOOK?

WELL, UH...

IT'S JUST SOMETHING
YOU REALLY GOTTA SEE.

I CAN'T SEE. SHE'S DESTROYED
EVERY PICTURE OF HERSELF.

NOT THE ONE I KEEP.

AND MAN, IS IT FUNNY-LOOKIN'.

CAN YOU GET ME A
COPY OF THAT PICTURE?

LOOK, I NEED THAT
PICTURE. I GOTTA HAVE IT.

IT'S FOR A CHILDREN'S CHARITY.

UH... YEAH, OK.

I CAN GET YOU A
COPY OF THAT PICTURE.

BUT IT'S GONNA
COST YOU. BIG TIME.

HOW BIG?

20 BUCKS.

10 NOW,

AND ANOTHER 8.00 WHEN
I DELIVER THE PHOTO.

DEAL.

I'M BERG.

UH, GILBERT.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

WOW. YOU'RE PRETTY BRAVE.

MOST PEOPLE DON'T SHAKE MY HAND

ON SEPTIC TANK DAY.

FINALLY. COME ON, YOU KNOW I
HAVE TO GO HOME AND CHANGE.

I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS MICHAEL
AND BE LATE FOR THE DANCE TONIGHT.

I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR. NONE OF THE
COOL FIFTH-GRADERS SHOW UP TILL 6:30.

HEY, BERG.

HOW WAS BROOKVILLE?

DO YOU HAVE ANY
PICTURES OF YOUR TRIP,

OR WERE THEY ALL CUT OUT?

OH... COULDN'T FIND A ONE.

OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

BY THE WAY, GILBERT SAYS HI.

[GASP]

GILBERT?

UH... WHAT... WHAT
DID HE HAVE TO SAY?

NOTHING.

HA HA HA HA.

OF COURSE HE SAID NOTHING,

BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING TO SAY.

BUT HE IS BRINGING ME A PICTURE
FROM YOUR CHESS CLUB DAYS.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] CHECKMATE.

HA HA.

OH, YEAH, BERG,
I'M REAL NERVOUS.

OUT OF MY WAY!

OH, MAN, LOOK AT YOU...

YOUR LITTLE SUIT,
YOUR LITTLE WINGTIPS.

YOU ARE SO CUTE.

YOU LOOK LIKE A
TINY ROBERT WAGNER.

AND THANK YOU FOR
DROPPING HIM OFF,

WHOEVER YOU ARE.

I'M TOM... MICHAEL'S FATHER.

OH!

OH, YOU'RE MICHAEL'S... OH.

YEAH, I'M MICHAEL'S, UM...

UM... UM, MICHAEL'S PETE.

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT I'M
ONLY IN TOWN FOR THE AFTERNOON,

SO I THOUGHT THAT I
WOULD TAKE MICHAEL

AND HIS LITTLE FRIEND SUSIE

OUT TO DINNER AND
THEN TO THE DANCE.

HE'S GOT A DeLOREAN.
IT'S SO COOL!

THE DOORS OPEN
LIKE THIS... ZZZHHHHH!

WOW. THAT SOUNDS A LOT
BETTER THAN THE CROSS-TOWN BUS

I WAS GONNA TAKE HIM IN.

THE DOORS OPEN LIKE
THIS... PSHH-CHH-CHH!

THANKS, PETE.

COME ON, MAN.

OK, TOM.

AND HAVE FUN WITH MICHAEL.

HEY, PETE.

I'M GONNA GO MEET
A JANITOR IN AN ALLEY.

WANT TO COME?

NO. I'M GOING TO THE
MOVIES WITH CAITLIN.

I SHOULD BE GOING TO
THE DANCE WITH MICHAEL.

I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT
TOM GUY THINK HE IS, ANYWAY?

HIS FATHER?

HIS FATHER. HIS FATHER.

EVERYBODY'S ALWAYS
CONCERNED ABOUT THE FATHER.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WHO'S
DATING THE MOTHER? WHAT ABOUT HIM?

I AGREE. IT'S COMPLETELY
AND TOTALLY BACKWARDS.

UNTIL SOCIETY REALIZES THAT
PARENTS ARE NOT IMPORTANT,

THEN THAT'S JUST
THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I SEE
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

GOOD.

I MEAN, I DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS.

EXACTLY, PETE.

GOT IT. I MEAN, I'M NOT FAMILY.

I'M GONNA ASK HER TO MARRY ME.

I'M SORRY. MISSED THE LAST PART.

WHEN CAITLIN GETS HERE, I'M
GOING TO ASK HER TO MARRY ME.

I MEAN, IT'LL SOLVE
EVERYTHING, RIGHT?

GREAT!

GREAT! OH, MY GOD.

CONGRATULATIONS.

BLESS YOU!

THANK YOU. THANK YO SO MUCH.

ARE YOU NUTS?

YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN
HER FOR A MONTH.

SO WHAT? I'M READY TO START A
FAMILY NOW. I MEAN, WHY WAIT?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

DON'T DO IT. YOU'RE
GONNA LOOK LIKE A FOOL.

GOOD. THEN WE'LL BE TWINS.

HI. ARE YOU READY?

YEAH. LISTEN, UH... MMM.

I HAVE ONE THING I
HAVE TO DO FIRST.

UM, NOW, I KNOW
THAT THIS IS FAST, OK?

BUT WHEN IT'S RIGHT, IT'S RIGHT.

SO... CAITLIN... WILL
YOU MARRY ME?

WHY? DID I KNOCK YOU UP?

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA.

OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE SERIOUS.

WELL... I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT YOU TWO,

BUT I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

YOU KNOW, I THINK...

I THINK... NO, NO, I KNOW, THIS IS
THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

PETE, PETE, I LOVE YOU,

BUT I'M NOT READY TO
EVEN THINK ABOUT MARRIAGE.

I MEAN, WE'VE ONLY KNOWN
EACH OTHER A MONTH.

Berg: THAT'S... WHAT I SAID.

LOOK, I KNOW.

I KNOW, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,

I MEAN, WE ARE GREAT TOGETHER,

AND I WOULD BE A
GREAT DAD TO MICHAEL.

MICHAEL ALREADY HAS A DAD.

WHY IS EVERYONE
OBSESSED WITH THE DAD?

LOOK, TOM MAY NOT HAVE
BEEN THE BEST HUSBAND,

BUT HE'S AN AWFULLY GOOD FATHER.

YES, BUT... SO?

MAYBE WE SHOULD
TAKE A LITTLE BREAK.

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO
MARRY ME, NOW YOU DON'T WANT TO DATE?

COME ON, HELP ME OUT HERE.

PETE, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

WE'RE JUST IN TWO
DIFFERENT PLACES.

YEAH, BUT... TWO VERY
DIFFERENT PLACES.

YOU'RE STILL FIGURING
OUT WHO YOU ARE.

AND I LOVE YOU,

BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN
HELP YOU WITH THAT.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I
KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM.

I AM A MAN WITH VERY SERIOUS
DOUBTS ABOUT WHO I AM.

SO WHAT ABOUT MICHAEL?

I'LL TALK TO HIM.

I'D... I'D LIKE TO SAY GOOD-BYE
TO HIM MYSELF, IF THAT'S OK.

I THINK HE'D LIKE THAT.

Berg: ARE YOU GUYS DONE
YET? I REALLY NEED TO LEAVE.

[SIREN]

HEY.

GILBERT, WHERE YOU BEEN, HUH?

YOU SAID YOU'D BE
HERE AN HOUR AGO.

OH, YEAH, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE
AN HOUR AGO, EXCEPT I WAS LATE.

I'M JUST HAPPY THAT
YOU GOT THE NIGHT RIGHT.

YOU SAID FRIDAY,
AND I'M HERE FRIDAY.

TODAY IS THURSDAY.

OK, WELL, CAN WE DO THIS NOW?

'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO
COME BACK TOMORROW.

YOU GOT THE PICTURE?

YOU GOT THE $8.00?

YEAH, I GOT THE $8.00.

ALL IN SMALL BILLS,
LIKE YOU ASKED.

GOOD.

HA HA!

THERE YOU GO. LOOK AT THAT.

BIG NOSE, HUGE EARS, MUSTACHE.

YOU DREW THESE ON
WITH A MAGIC MARKER.

WELL... WELL, YEAH, THAT'S
WHAT MAKES IT SO FUNNY-LOOKING.

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT
YOU'VE DONE TO ME?

DO YOU?

I HAD ALL MY HOPES
PINNED ON THIS PICTURE.

THAT'S IT.

IT'S OVER.

THE BUNNY HAS SLAIN THE PYTHON.

OH, YEAH, I'VE HEARD
ABOUT THOSE BUNNIES, YEAH.

THEY GROW IN THE SEWER.

WELL... AHEM...

I'VE, UH, GOT TO GET
BACK TO MED SCHOOL.

OH. OH.

WOW. YOU KNOW, YOU
SURE ARE BRAVE, YOU KNOW.

MOST PEOPLE WON'T SHAKE
MY HAND ON PROSTATE DAY.

HI, GILBERT.

HELLO, SHARON.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

I HAVE TO ADMIT I WAS MIGHTY
SURPRISED WHEN YOU CALLED.

I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU NOT
SHOWING THE REAL PICTURE TO BERG.

YEAH. YEAH, I HATED TO
DOUBLE-CROSS HIM LIKE THAT,

BUT WHEN YOU SAID
YOU'D MEET WITH ME,

I JUST COULDN'T PASS UP A
CHANCE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

UH, SO... OH, UH, HERE'S
THE REAL PICTURE.

OHH! THANK YOU!

UH, YOU KNOW, SHARON,

I... I ALWAYS SAY YOU'RE
STILL JUST AS PRETTY

AS YOU WERE IN THE 10th GRADE.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GET YOUR TEETH
FIXED OR YOUR NOSE STRAIGHTENED,

OR YOUR EARS
PINNED... OK, GILBERT!

YOU'RE VERY SWEET.

LISTEN, I'M SORRY
IF I EVER HURT YOU.

I WAS STUPID.

REALLY?

DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?

YEAH.

UH, YOU WANT TO FRENCH KISS?

COME ON, GILBERT,
LET'S GET SOME COFFEE.

HEY, MIKE.

SO WHAT YOU DOING, THROWING
A NO-HITTER IN THE WORLD SERIES?

NO, I'M THROWING MY
SOCKS AT THE WALL.

HEY, UM, LISTEN, WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE A SEAT ON THE BENCH?

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC.

SO I GUESS YOUR MOM TOLD YOU

THAT WE WON'T BE SEEING
EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE.

YEAH.

DON'T YOU LIKE ME?

OH, YES, OF COURSE I LIKE YOU.

DON'T YOU LIKE MY MOM?

YES. YES.

IT'S JUST... IT'S A LITTLE MORE
COMPLICATED THAN THAT.

MIKE, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, OK?

AND JUST BECAUSE I'M
NOT SEEING YOUR MOM,

IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE CAN'T SEE
EACH OTHER EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

YEAH, SURE.

NO, MIKE, LOOK, I MEAN THAT.

LISTEN, YOU'LL FIND SOME OTHER
GIRL, MAYBE SHE'LL HAVE A KID,

AND YOU'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT ME.

THAT WOULD NEVER, EVER HAPPEN.

OR MY MOM WILL
MEET SOME OTHER GUY

AND I'LL BE BUSY WITH HIM.

REALLY?

I NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT IT THAT WAY.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE
WAY THIS STUFF HAPPENS.

WOW!

BUT, HEY, COME ON, DON'T WORRY.

LIKE YOU SAID, WE'LL STILL
SEE EACH OTHER SOMETIMES.

WHEN?

UH... THERE'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

GREAT. IT'S JUST ONCE A YEAR.

HEY, THERE'S CHRISTMAS... OH,
WAIT, I SPEND THAT WITH MY DAD.

WELL, AT LEAST I'LL
SEND YOU A CARD.

WHEN YOU GET A REAL
JOB, PUT A CHECK IN IT.

THIS SUCKS, DOESN'T IT?

YEP.

LET'S GO.

WHERE?

COME ON, I'LL TAKE THE
NEW MASTER OUT TO DINNER.

REALLY?

YEAH. PREFERABLY SOME
PLACE THAT SERVES BUNNY.

WELL, I AM EXTREMELY IMPRESSED
WITH HOW WELL YOU ARE TAKING THIS.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, THE
PEOPLE IN YOUR HOMETOWN ARE REALLY NICE.

YEAH, THEY ARE.

ESPECIALLY THE LIBRARIAN.

YEAH.

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