Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 2, Episode 11 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo - full transcript

COPLEY PLAZA? YEAH.

HEY, YOU'RE ON TV, RIGHT?

YEAH. I'M URKEL.

NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE
FROM THAT MTV SHOW

WHERE PEOPLE CALL IN WITH
THEIR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.

LOVELINE.

AND I'M YOUR HOST ADAM CAROLLA.

I'M... I'M PETE.

YOU KNOW, I WOULD NEVER CALL
INTO ONE OF THOSE SHOWS WITH...

ONE OF MY PROBLEMS ASKING
SOME STRANGER FOR ADVICE.

THAT'S GOOD NEWS FOR ME, PETE.



I MEAN, IT'S NOT SO...

IT'S NOT SO MUCH OF A
PROBLEM I HAVE, YOU KNOW?

IT'S JUST... I'M GOING
THROUGH SOME... LIFE CHANGES.

BIG, SWEEPING LIFE CHANGES.

I'D HELP, BUT I'M
BUSY NOT CARING.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU SUCKED ME IN.

WHAT KIND OF LIFE CHANGES?

WELL, YOU SEE,

I ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE AN ARCHITECT,

BUT... I MEAN, AT LEAST I
THOUGHT I DID, AND, YOU KNOW, I...

DOES THIS, BY ANY CHANCE,

HAVE TO DO WITH A THREESOME?



NO.

OH. WELL...

NOT EXACTLY MY
AREA OF EXPERTISE,

BUT... GO AHEAD.

HERE YOU GO, JOHNNY.

QUADRUPLE ANCHOVIES,
HOLD THE PIZZA.

THAT'S GOOD.

NOW, SHARON...

[HIGH-PITCHED
VOICE] ARE YOU SURE

YOU DON'T WANT TO
COME FISHING WITH ME?

NO.

GIVE YOU A CHANCE
TO FINALLY MEET SHAWN.

NO. YOU TWO NEED YOUR
BONDING TIME. HAVE FUN.

OK. BUT... I WILL SEE
YOU TONIGHT, THOUGH.

RIGHT AFTER YOU SHOWER.

WHOO!

SO THAT FREES ME
UP FOR YOU GUYS.

I CAN'T. I'M DRIVING ADAM
CAROLLA EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK.

WORKING THE LATE
SHIFT AT THE HOSPITAL.

I CANNOT BELIEVE
I PICKED YOU TWO

OVER A BUCKET OF DEAD FISH

AND IT WAS THE WRONG CHOICE.

UH-OH.

WHAT?

HI, BERG.

ASHLEY.

HI, ASHLEY. CAN I HELP YOU?

ACTUALLY, I JUST
WANT TO TALK TO BERG.

HE'S NOT HERE.

[WHISPERING] Pete...
I'm right behind you.

LOOK, I REALLY APPRECIATE
THAT YOU'VE GIVEN ME MY SPACE

SINCE JUSTIN AND I HAVE
GOTTEN BACK TOGETHER,

BUT I THINK IT'S CRAZY THAT WE
GO TO THE SAME MEDICAL SCHOOL

AND WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS.

WELL, I JUST...

YOU KNOW WHAT? WOULD YOU
EXCUSE US FOR JUST ONE SECOND?

I GOTTA TALK TO BERG.

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.

SO I HAVEN'T SEEN
YOU IN A WHILE.

YEAH.

DID YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR?

OH, NO. SAME HAIR.

DID YOU CHANGE YOUR BOYFRIEND?

NO. SAME BOYFRIEND.

WELL, I LIKE THE HAIR.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS, BERG.

YOU CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH
SOMEONEYOU'RE IN LOVE WITH.

I KNOW THAT.

IT'S JUST... IT'S
GONNA TORTURE YOU.

I KNOW THAT.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO HANDLE THIS, ALL RIGHT?

YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CLEAN BREAK.

YOU DON'T TALK TO
HER, YOU DON'T SEE HER,

YOU DON'T MAKE HER A PART OF
YOUR LIFE IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER.

PETE!

I KNOW THAT.

JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS, OK?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ASHLEY, IS THERE
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANTED?

DO YOU WANT TO
JOIN MY STUDY GROUP?

ABSOLUTELY.

GREAT.

BYE, BERG.

YOU BLEW IT.

I KNOW THAT.

[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]

Pete: ADAM!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

[TURNS UP VOLUME]

WELL, HERE. LET ME
TURN OFF THE MUSIC!

[TURNS OFF MUSIC]

I REALLY ENJOYED OUR
TALK THE OTHER DAY.

YEAH. I WAS JUST
TELLING MY MOM ABOUT IT.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

SEE, I HAVE THIS PROBLEM...

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED

BOTTLING IT UP DEEP INSIDE?

ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

ALL RIGHT, WELL, I... I
HAVE THIS ROOMMATE,

AND HE'S IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL,

BUT SHE JUST
WANTS TO BE FRIENDS.

SOUNDS LIKE IAN,
29, FROM PORTLAND.

WELL, DID THAT TURN OUT OK?

OH, YEAH. TURNED OUT GREAT.

HE WAS SEEING THIS GIRL,

PRETENDING TO HAVE
A REAL GOOD TIME.

BUT THEN HE'D COME HOME

AND TAKE OUT ALL HIS
FRUSTRATIONS ON HIS ROOMMATE.

THEY ACTUALLY GOT INTO A
FISTFIGHT RIGHT IN OUR STUDIO.

BROKE THE OTHER GUY'S JAW.

HOW IS THAT GREAT?

IT WAS OUR HIGHEST-RATED SHOW.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

FIRST THING YOU NEED TO
DO IS STOP FOR THE RED LIGHT.

RIGHT, RIGHT. NOW, IS THAT
SOME SORT OF METAPHOR?

NO!

[BRAKES SCREECHING]

[HORNS HONKING]

YOU OK BACK THERE?

YEAH, I'M FINE, MA.

I SWEAR, I'M JUST
WASHING MY HANDS.

HEY, BERG. HOW WAS THE
STUDY GROUP WITH ASHLEY?

IT WAS A STUDY GROUP.

ARE THOSE MY SHOES?

NO. THESE ARE MINE.
I JUST BOUGHT THESE.

THOSE ARE MY SHOES!

DAMN IT, PETE!

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED
YOU NOT TO WEAR MY STUFF?

YOU KNOW WHAT? ADAM
CAROLLA IS A GENIUS.

HE PREDICTED THAT
THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?

YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR
FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON ME.

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT WHAT AN
UNHEALTHY SITUATION YOU'RE IN, ALL RIGHT?

AND I HAVE AN EXERCISE
THAT'S GONNA HELP YOU DO IT.

DOES THE EXERCISE INVOLVE
ME BEATING YOU WITH THIS?

[GASP]

YOU ARE SO IAN FROM PORTLAND.

ALL RIGHT.

I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE
THAT THIS PUCK REPRESENTS

ALL OF THE REPRESSED ANGER
THAT YOU FEEL TOWARDS ASHLEY.

I DON'T FEEL ANY
ANGER TOWARDS ASHLEY.

OH, YEAH?

THIS PUCK IS HOW ASHLEY

LET YOU CHASE HER
AROUND FOR 2 MONTHS

BEFORE SHE TOLD YOU
SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND.

OH-OH-OH! NEVER CAME UP.

BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU.

WELL, I GUESS SHE COULD'VE
MENTIONED IT BEFORE I, YOU KNOW...

FELL FOR HER.

THEN SHE GIVES
YOU AN AMAZING KISS,

AND THEN SHE RUNS
TO HER BOYFRIEND.

YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

THEN YOU CHASE HER TO
ENGLAND, BUT SHE'S NOT THERE!

THAT WAS EXPENSIVE.

AND THEN, HER BOYFRIEND
MOVES TO BOSTON!

BUCKLE UP, JUSTIN.

AND THIS ONE IS FOR HER
ASKING ME TO BE FRIENDS

WHILE SHE GOES HOME AND
SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER GUY.

WHAT'S THAT ONE FOR?

OH, I DON'T CARE.

THIS IS GREAT, PETE.
KEEP FEEDIN' ME.

ALL RIGHT, NOW...

GOOD IDEA. I HATE THIS PHONE.

NO, NO, NO, NO!

NO, NO, NO.

LOOK, YOU'RE FINALLY IN
TOUCH WITH YOUR ANGER.

NOW CALL ASHLEY AND
TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL.

YES. YES!

I'M GOING TO TELL HER...

EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.

ADAM CAROLLA IS A GENIUS.

MACHINE.

A FUNNY OUTGOING?

EH.

LOOK, ASHLEY,

UM... I CAN'T DENY THAT I
HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU,

BUT WHAT WE HAVE IS
COMPLETELY, TOTALLY UNHEALTHY,

SO... SO I'M NOT GONNA BEIN
YOUR STUDY GROUP ANYMORE,

AND I DON'T THINK THAT
WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.

SO JUST PLEASE STAY
AWAY FROM ME, OK?

THIS IS BERG.

ALL RIGHT! DO YOU FEEL BETTER?

I DO.

ARE YOU CALMED DOWN? YEAH.

GOOD. BECAUSE
THESE ARE YOUR SHOES.

[DOOR OPENS]

HEY.

HEY! HOW'D YOU
LIKE SNOWBOARDING?

IT WAS GREAT, BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHY WE NEED THESE BOARDS.

I SEEMED TO SLIDE
PRETTY FAST ON MY FACE.

OH. HEY, JOH N-JOHN,

YOU FORGOT YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE.

YOU MUST BE SHARON.

YES. I AM.

AND WHO MIGHT THIS BE?

JOHN-JOHN?

THIS IS SHAWN.

OH!

THIS IS YOUR BUDDY... SHAWN.

WOW!

YOU GUYS FINALLY GET TO MEET.

YEAH. YES.

I'M SO HAPPY!

SO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT?

OH, I CAN'T. I GOTTA
GET BACK TO WORK.

ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.

NICE TO MEET YOU, SHARON.

BYE, SHAWN-SHAWN.

SO THAT'S SHAWN.

YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK I PICTURED HER TO
BE TALLER, BROADER, MORE...

PENISY.

YOU THOUGHT SHAWN WAS A GUY?

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA...

THIS... THIS IS FUNNY, RIGHT?

AND THIS IS THE SHAWN
WHO GAVE YOU THE CHAIN

WITH THE LITTLE MEDALLION
THAT YOU NEVER TAKE OFF?

YOU THINK I'D WEAR
JEWELRY FROM A GUY?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
ME SHE WAS A GIRL?

I-I'M PRETTY SURE I DID.

LET'S SEE. "I'M GOING FISHING
WITH MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND SHAWN."

NO, I DON'T THINK YOU SAID THAT.

TH-THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

YOU'RE FRIENDS
WITH PETE AND BERG.

THEY'RE TWO GOOD-LOOKING
GUYS. IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.

WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT.

IT'S PETE AND BERG! HOW?

AND THIS IS SHAWN. I MEAN,
WE GREW UP TOGETHER.

WE PLAYED CATCH, WE RODE BIKES.

YOU SHOULD THANK HER. SHE'S THE
ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO KISS.

OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!

THERE'S A GOOD ARGUMENT.

YOU GIVE ME YOUR MILK
MONEY, BILLY STALIN.

YEAH.

ADAM'S RIGHT.

THIS DOES MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

I KNOW. IT WORKED FOR ME.

I NEVER REALIZED HOW
ASHLEY CLOUDED MY REASONING.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

NOT TALL ENOUGH
TO RIDE THE RIDE, HUH,

YOU CARNY FREAK!

ASHLEY.

BERG!

ASHLEY!

OK, YOUR TURN.

I RUSHED OVER AS SOON
AS I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.

NO! NO, ASHLEY, NO.

I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS AGAIN.

YOU'RE STILL HOLDING ME.

NO, I'M NOT.

BERG.

GOD, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

THESE PAST 2 WEEKS.

I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.

I'VE BEEN TOSSING
AND TURNING AT NIGHT.

YOU HAVE?

THAT MUST BE REALLY
HARD ON JUSTIN.

BUTT OUT.

[MOUTHING WORDS]

PETE HAS A POINT.

I KNOW HE DOES.

I JUST... BERG, I DON'T
WANT TO LOSE YOU.

COME HERE.

LET'S SIT DOWN HERE
FOR A SECOND, ALL RIGHT?

OH, BERG. I...

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING IS AWFUL.

I HATE WHAT I'M DOING TO YOU.

I HATE WHAT I'M DOING TO JUSTIN.

I HATE MYSELF,
BUT... I CAN'T HELP IT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

IT'S OK. DON'T... DON'T CRY.

I JUST... I JUST WISH WE
HAD A LITTLE MORE TIME

TO WORK THIS OUT.

ASHLEY, I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH TIME I CAN GIVE YOU.

6 WEEKS.

REALLY?

EASILY.

I MUST LOOK AWFUL.

I'M... I'M GONNA JUST GO
SPLASH SOME WATER IN MY FACE.

THE HOT IS COLD,
THE COLD IS HOT.

THANK YOU!

THANK YOU! IF YOU
HADN'T GOTTEN ME

ALL RILED UP ON THE PHONE LIKE
THAT, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED.

SHE'S STILL WITH HER BOYFRIEND.

THAT'S NOT HER FAULT.

IT'S A BAD SITUATION.

I MEAN, THE GUY JUST
DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO LET GO.

BERG.

PETE.

I HAVE A SHOT AT THE
GIRL OF MY DREAMS HERE...

AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT.

COME ON.

BE HAPPY FOR ME.

HUH?

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

OK.

OK.

YOU KNOW WHAT? LOOK.

YOU TWO HAVE BEEN
THROUGH A LOT, OK?

SO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I GOT
MY LIMO PARKED OUT FRONT.

HOW ABOUT I TAKE
YOU GUYS FOR A RIDE?

MUSIC, CHAMPAGNE.

GET AWAY FROM
REALITY FOR ONE NIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WHY NOT WHY NOT?

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
MAKE A NICE COUPLE.

NICE COUPLE OF GUESTS
ON JERRY SPRINGER.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW EVERYONE
STARES AT YOU WHEN YOU'RE IN A LIMO,

WONDERING WHO'S INSIDE?

YEAH, I KNOW.

I JUST FLIPPED
SOME GUY THE BIRD.

BERG, THOSE
WINDOWS AREN'T TINTED.

SORRY.

LISTEN, I JUST GOTTA
PICK UP ONE MORE THING

TO MAKE THIS A COMPLETE EVENING.

ALL RIGHT? SO WAIT HERE.

I'M GLAD I CAME OVER.

ME, TOO.

GOD, I LOVE KISSING YOU.

[DOOR OPENS]

ALL RIGHT! IF I'D KNOWN
THERE WAS GONNA BE A SHOW,

I'D HAVE SWUNG BY THE ATM.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON, PETE?

YEAH, PETE.

ALL RIGHT. THIS IS ADAM
CAROLLA, ALL RIGHT?

AND YOU GUYS AREN'T LEAVING

UNTIL YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES.

I'M GONNA GRAB A CAB.

WE'LL WALK.

UNLOCK THE DOOR, PETER.

NO.

NO, LOOK,

I THINK YOU NEED
HELP, ALL RIGHT?

AND... AND IF ADAM HERE SAYS
THAT YOU SHOULD BE TOGETHER,

THEN YOU HAVE MY
BLESSING AND YOU CAN GO.

YOU TWO SHOULD
ALWAYS BE TOGETHER.

GODSPEED.

HONEY?

LOOK, I BROUGHT YOU SOME COCOA.

IS THAT THE COCOA
FROM YOUR THERMOS

THAT YOU SHARED WITH SHAWN?

I'LL JUST PUT THESE OVER HERE.

HONEY, I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I HONESTLY, HONESTLY THOUGHT

THAT YOU KNEW SHAWN WAS A GIRL.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

OH... IT'S OK.

I GUESS THERE'S
THE... POSSIBILITY

THAT I MIGHT HAVE OVERREACTED.

OH... I'M SORRY.

MMM.

OOH.

I SHOULD NEGLECT TO TELL
YOU THINGS MORE OFTEN.

OH... BABY?

MM-HMM?

WOULDN'T YOU BE MORE COMFORTABLE

IF YOU TOOK THE MEDALLION OFF?

IT'S KIND OF COLD
AGAINST MY SKIN.

I'LL JUST THROW IT AROUND BACK.

OR JUST TAKE IT OFF.

I TOLD YOU, SHAWN
IS JUST AN OLD FRIEND.

WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?

THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH SHAWN.

WHY IS THIS ALWAYS ABOUT SHAWN?

I HATE THAT STUPID, UGLY,
OBNOXIOUS MEDALLION.

IT'S A SMILEY FACE.

ALL RIGHT, LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU BROKE UP WITH HER

EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE NEVER
ACTUALLY GONE OUT WITH HER.

YES.

BECAUSE SHE JUST
WANTED TO BE FRIENDS.

YEAH, UNTIL SHE
THREW HERSELF AT ME

AND THEN CHANGED HER MIND.

OH, I DID NOT THROW
MYSELF AT YOU.

NO, NO, NO. YOU JUST...

FELL FACE FORWARDS ONTO MY LIPS.

YOU BEGGED ME FOR THAT KISS.

YOU WANTED ME TO
BEG YOU FOR THAT KISS.

OH, WELL, THAT IS NOT THE POINT.

THE... THE... THE POINT IS...
IS... IT WAS A GREAT KISS.

THAT YOU GAVE ME FIRST.

OH, YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE.

OH, I AM, HUH?

YEAH, YOU WANTED THAT KISS.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO.

YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

ADAM, DO YOU MIND IF
WE MAKE A LITTLE DETOUR?

OH, NO, IT'S FINE WITH ME,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK
FOR THE OTHER HOSTAGES.

I AM NOT GOING TO
COUPLES THERAPY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO. JUST
TAKE OFF THE MEDALLION.

NO!

THEN WE'RE GETTIN' IN THE LIMO.

WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TELL PETE

THAT ASHLEY AND I
BELONG TOGETHER?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
NO ONE IS SAYING ANYTHING

UNTIL YOU TELL JOHNNY TO
TAKE OFF THAT STUPID CHAIN.

IT'S A SMILEY FACE.

THE THING IS...
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

WE WERE HERE FIRST.

NO, NO, NO, NO.
TELL JOHNNY TO...

NO, TELL PETE...
[EVERYONE TALKING AT ONCE]

WAIT A MINUTE!

WILL YOU ALL PLEASE
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLES?

WE'RE GONNA START WITH YOU.

LOSE THE NECKLACE, CHACHI.

WHAT?!

SEE? SEE? I WAS RIGHT.

NO, YOU WEREN'T. YOU WERE
BEING JEALOUS AND PETTY.

WHAT?

SEE?

YOU WERE BEING STUPID.

LISTEN, SHE DON'T WANT YOU
HANGING AROUND WITH THAT BABE

YOU GREW UP WITH, BUT SHE
CAN'T COME OUT AND SAY IT.

SO WHAT DOES SHE DO?

SHE FOCUSES ON THE NECKLACE.

GIVE HER A LITTLE VICTORY.

LOSE THE MEDALLION.

BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE
GETTIN' OFF CHEAP.

MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, ADAM.

AND AS FAR AS YOU TWO GO,

MY ADVICE IS, HEAD TO THE
AIRPORT, GET IN SEPARATE PLANES,

FLY IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

WHAT?!

NO. WE'RE GREAT TOGETHER.

NO. YOU'RE NOT.

SIEGFRIED AND ROY
ARE GREAT TOGETHER.

YOU GUYS CRAVE FRICTION.

IF YOU EVER HAD 2 MINUTES
OF SANITY BETWEEN YOU,

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH YOURSELVES.

SO, TO SUM IT UP,

YOU TWO ARE SCREWIN'
UP SOMETHING SPECIAL.

AND YOU TWO... ARE
JUST SCREWED UP.

HE WAS RIGHT.

I'M SORRY.

I WAS BEING SILLY.

SO WAS I.

NO, GOD, YOU'VE BEEN FRIENDS
WITH SHAWN SINCE YOU WERE KIDS.

I SHOULD WANT TO
BE FRIENDS WITH HER.

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S OK.

IT'S KIND OF NICE HAVING
SOMEONE BEING JEALOUS OVER YOU.

YOU KNOW...

I ALWAYS DID HAVE
A CRUSH ON CHACHI.

SO... YOU DON'T MIND
THE MEDALLION OH, NO.

IT'S COMIN' OFF.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T SEE
WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT

BETWEEN THEIR
RELATIONSHIP AND OURS.

THEY FIGHT AND THEY MAKE UP.

WE FIGHT AND WE MAKE UP.

THEN YOU GO HOME
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.

SO NOW WHAT?

DO YOU THINK THAT YOU
COULD BE JUST FRIENDS

WITH SOMEBODY
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH?

NO.

ME NEITHER.

I... I THINK WE SHOULD STOP
SEEING EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE.

WELL, I... I THINK I NEED
TO STOP SEEING YOU.

BERG, DON'T LISTEN TO ADAM.

NO, I'M NOT, I'M NOT.

I'M... I'M LISTENING TO ME.

I HATE THIS.

YOU KNOW, I... I, UH...

I ONLY WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY,

AND... AND IF
IT'S WITH JUSTIN...

SO BE IT.

BOY, YOU DIDN'T
PULL THAT OFF AT ALL.

WELL, I TRIED.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

YEAH.

I ALREADY DO.

BYE, BERG.

SEE YOU.

STUPID PUCK.

LEFT. LEFT, LEFT, LEFT.

LEFT, LEFT, LEFT...
[THUD] [CAR ALARM]

ADAM, I GOTTA TELL YOU,

YOU'RE LIKE AN
INSPIRATION TO ME.

SUPER.

I MEAN, THE FACT THAT
JUST A FEW YEARS AGO

YOU WERE JUST...
JUST A CARPENTER,

AND NOW YOU'RE...
YOU'RE A BIG SHOT.

YOU KNOW... IT MAKES
ME FEEL LIKE IT'S OK

NOT TO HAVE A CAREER,

TO BE FREE, GO OUT
AND EXPLORE THE WORLD.

I'M REALLY GLAD TO HEAR THAT,

BECAUSE I JUST GOT OFF
THE PHONE WITH YOUR BOSS,

AND YOU'RE FIRED.

WHAT...

I'M OK WITH THAT.

I'M OK WITH THAT.

[SLAMS BRAKES ON]

[BRAKES SCREECHING]

[HORNS HONKING]

OK, I'VE GOT A LITTLE
RESIDUAL ANGER.

OK... HOW ABOUT
YOUR FRIEND... STEVIE?

GUY.

WHAT ABOUT SAM?

GUY.

BUTCH?

GUY.

CHARLIE.

COCKER SPANIEL.

MALE OR FEMALE?

FEMALE.

FIXED.

APPROVED.

YOU'RE FINALLY IN
TOUCH WITH YOUR ANGER,

AND IF I COULD PUT THIS
TOGETHER NOW I'D BE AWESOME.

YOU DROP AND GIVE ME
TWENTY COACH PEDERSON!

OH MY GOD.

I AM NOT GOING TO
COUPLES THERAPY.

OK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO! JUST...