Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 1, Episode 12 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Dad - full transcript

BERG, COME HERE.

CHECK THIS OUT. CHECK THIS OUT.

IT'S A SPIDER.

NO, NO, NO!

IT'S A MIND-BOGGLING
ACHIEVEMENT OF ENGINEERING.

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE
UNDERBEAM STRUCTURE

OF THE CRANBERG
BUILDING IN CINCINNATI

IS BASED DIRECTLY UPON GOD'S
OWN DESIGN OF THE COMMON SPIDER?

MY FAULT.

THERE I AM, HOVERING
OVER THE BODY,

THE SWEAT IS BURNING IN MY EYES.



BUT I KNOW THE PATIENT'S LIFE
DEPENDS UPON MY STEADY HAND,

SO I GRAB THE TWEEZERS,

STICK IT INTO HIS CHEST
CAVITY EVER SO GINGERLY,

PULL OUT HIS... FUNNY BONE.

BIG RED NOSE NEVER WENT OFF.

YOU KNEW YOU WERE
GONNA BE A DOCTOR

BECAUSE YOU WERE GOOD
AT PLAYING OPERATION.

EVER SINCE I WAS 6 1/2.

[COUGHS] LIAR! AHEM!

IT MUST BE SO GREAT

HAVING ALWAYS KNOWN
WHAT YOU WERE GONNA BE.

YEAH. IT'S ALWAYS
GIVEN ME PEACE.

[COUGHS] LIAR! AHEM!

EXCUSE ME. MY FRIEND
NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION.



AH-AHEM!

SOMETHING IN YOUR THROAT?

I'M SORRY, SIR, BUT I'M GONNA
HAVE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET.

DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU
WERE LYING BACK THERE? WHAT?

YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED
TO BE A DOCTOR TILL 3 MONTHS AGO.

WELL, IF I HADN'T LIED
IN THE FIRST PLACE,

I NEVER WOULD'VE
ENDED UP IN MED SCHOOL.

SO MY STUPID CHEMICAL COMPANY

DECIDES TO HAVE A STUPID BOOTH

AT THIS STUPID EARTH DAY FAIR,

AND GUESS WHO'S
STUPID ENOUGH TO RUN IT.

DOES BRING OUT THE
AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR EYES.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK YOU GOT A
TERRIFIC FUTURE AS A DORK.

WHAT'S WITH THE
OUTFIT? HIS DAD'S IN TOWN.

GREAT. I HAVEN'T SEEN
HIM SINCE GRADUATION.

NOT GREAT. BERG,
STOP PLAYING DRESS-UP

AND TELL YOUR DAD THAT YOU
DROPPED OUT OF LAW SCHOOL

2 YEARS AGO. WHAT?

HE STILL THINKS
YOU'RE IN LAW SCHOOL?

WELL, YOUR DAD STILL
THINKS YOU'RE A VIRGIN.

BERG, COME ON. TELL
YOUR DAD THE TRUTH.

WE DON'T TELL THE
TRUTH IN MY FAMILY.

MY DAD'S A LAWYER.

THAT'S HEALTHY.

WE DON'T FIGHT, WE DON'T SHARE,

AND NO SHOES IN THE LIVING ROOM.

BERG, YOU OWE HIM THE TRUTH.

IT'S NOT LIKE I'M
TAKING HIS MONEY.

I'M HERE ON SCHOLARSHIP.

EVENTUALLY, HE'S GONNA FIND OUT.

I'M JUST TRYING
TO BUY SOME TIME.

I AM THIS CLOSE TO FIGURING
OUT WHAT I WANNA DO WITH MY LIFE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO PHILOSOPHY?

PHILOSOPHY WAS THIS CLOSE.

IT'S MENTALLY CHALLENGING,

BUT IT'S JUST NOT
SERVING UP THE BABES.

BERG, LOOK, JUST GO
TO BUSINESS SCHOOL.

BECOME AN EXECUTIVE.

YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE
WOMEN YOU WANT.

LIKE I'M GONNA WEAR
ONE OF THESE EVERY DAY.

OK, SO BASICALLY, YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR A CAREER

WHERE YOU CAN WEAR
PAJAMAS AND GAWK AT CHICKS.

SING IT, SISTER!

BUT FOR THE TIME BEING,

AS FAR AS MY DAD'S CONCERNED,

I'M JUST A MILD-MANNERED
LAW STUDENT

FOR A GREAT
METROPOLITAN LAW SCHOOL.

EITHER I'M NOT SUPERMAN,

OR SHE'S WEARING LEAD PANTIES.

NOW, REMEMBER, MR. BAUER,

I'M A LAW STUDENT.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

YOU'RE A PHILOSOPHY MAJOR.

BUT FOR TODAY, MR. BAUER,

JUST SAY I'M IN LAW SCHOOL, OK?

I WISH I COULD, BUT I CAN'T.

AND WHY NOT?

TODAY IS MY SON'S BIRTHDAY,

AND I MISSED HIS PARTY.

I WAS BUSY IN COURT.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT
I TOLD THE LITTLE GUY.

SO MY SON MADE A WISH:

FOR 24 HOURS, I
CANNOT TELL A LIE.

THIS CAN'T BE GOOD FOR ME.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

MY GOD! HE'S ACTUALLY CLEARING
THE DISHES OFF THE TABLE.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE WITH MY SON?

DAD!

MIKE!

MR. BERGEN.

PETE!

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START
DESIGNING THAT BEACH HOUSE FOR ME?

SOON AS I GET YOUR DEPOSIT.

WELL, YOU JUST HAVE
YOUR HOTSHOT LAWYER HERE

SEND OVER THE CONTRACTS.

DAD... YOU REMEMBER BILL.

BILL! SURE.

MY SON DOING A GOOD JOB?

OH, YEAH...

WHEN I CAN PULL HIM
AWAY FROM THE LAW BOOKS,

THOUGH HE DID PROMISE TO WORK
LATE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS

TO MAKE UP FOR IT.

RIGHT, BERG? SURE,

BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

EXCUSE ME, MR. BERGEN.

WHAT'S HIS NAME
AGAIN? MR. BAUER.

RIGHT. MR. BAUER,
WHAT'S GOING ON?

MY SHORTS ARE BUNCHING UP ON ME.

WELL!

TELL ME ABOUT LAW SCHOOL.

UHH!

[MUMBLING]

[GROANING]

IS HE ALL RIGHT?

NOT EVEN REMOTELY.

Mr. Bauer: PHILOSOPHY!

DAD, WHY DON'T YOU
GRAB A SEAT OUT HERE?

I'LL BE THERE IN A SEC.

GOOD. WE'LL HAVE
A CIGAR AND TALK.

UH, HE WANTS TO
HAVE A TALK, PETE.

UH, YOU GOTTA COME WITH ME.

LOOK, THIS IS BETWEEN
YOU AND YOUR DAD.

I'M NOT GETTING
IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

OK, FINE.

BUT IF HE STARTS
ASKING ABOUT THE LAW,

JUST RUN INTERFERENCE.

COME ON, BERG. I'M
NOT GOOD AT THIS.

NONSENSE.

HERE YOU GO, BOYS.

MMM! CUBANS.

AREN'T THESE AGAINST THE LAW?

EASY, EASY. EASY THERE.

SO, DAD... YOU'RE IN TOWN.

YEAH, I'M IN TOWN FOR
BUSINESS. IMPORTANT BUSINESS.

I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT BECOMING A LAWYER.

I LOVE FOOTBALL!

STEVE YOUNG'S A LAWYER.

IT'S THE 49ERS QUARTERBACK.

I BET HE'S HAPPY WHEN
THE DEFENSE RESTS.

SO, MIKE, HOW YOU
FINDING SECOND YEAR?

OH, I AM LOVING IT.

STUDYING CONSTANTLY.

HA HA! THAT'S FUNNY.

AS A KID, HE NEVER
STUCK WITH ANYTHING.

ONE WEEK IT WAS RUGBY,

NEXT WEEK, ASTRONOMY,

AND THEN THERE WAS MUSIC.

"DADDY, I'M GONNA BE
THE NEXT ROY CLARK."

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT
BANJO'S STILL SITTING IN THE GARAGE.

Pete: HA HA HA!

BANJO? HA HA HA!

WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM THAT REALLY
INTERESTING STEVE YOUNG STORY AGAIN?

NOW HE'S GRADUATING LAW SCHOOL.

DUE IN NO SMALL PART
TO YOU, MR. DUNVILLE.

WHAT?

YOU'VE HAD AN IMPORTANT
INFLUENCE ON HIM.

KEPT THIS HEAD IN THE GAME.

WITHOUT YOU, HE PROBABLY
WOULD'VE QUIT LAW SCHOOL.

OH, SIR, YOU'RE GIVING
ME WAY TOO MUCH CREDIT.

NONSENSE!

I WANNA GIVE YOU
SOMETHING TO JUST...

KIND OF HELP YOU ALONG WHILE YOU'RE
DESIGNING THAT BEACH HOUSE FOR ME.

UH, NO, REALLY...
TAKE MY PEN, PLEASE.

GOTTA RUN, BOYS. BIG MEETING.

MIKE, WE GOT DINNER
AT 8:00 TONIGHT, OK?

AND, PETE? THANKS AGAIN.

AND YOU SAY YOU'RE
NOT GOOD AT THIS.

ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT'S IT. ALL DONE!

I'M OUT!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE YOUR DAD.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE YOU CAME FROM.

AND DON'T SAY "ALBANY."

THE THING IS, I
ASPIRE TO SOMEDAY BE

THE KIND OF MAN YOUR FATHER IS.

A MAN WITH PURPOSE
AND DIRECTION.

A MAN WITH DIGNITY.

GO WORK THE FAIR.

THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID...

AND NOT HOW STUPID
I LOOK IN THIS HAT.

YOU'RE AGAINST CHEMICALS, HUH?

HEY, YOU! MR. ROGAINE!

WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOUR NEW HAIR CAME FROM?

AND WHAT ABOUT HER?

YOU THINK THOSE ARE REAL?

I DON'T THINK SO!

YOU SHOULD BE
PICKETING HER CHEST!

PETE!

HEY! I SAW A GROUP OF
PEOPLE DOWN THAT WAY.

THEY WERE EATING VEAL.

THANK YOU.

NICE HAT.

PHI BETA KAPPA.

SUMMA CUM LAUDE. HOW ARE YOU?

YOU WANT A SLICE?

UHH! DON'T EVEN MENTION FOOD.

I'VE HAD, LIKE, 8
OF THESE THINGS.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, THEY'RE GREAT. IT'S
A SYNTHETIC CANDY BAR.

THEY TASTE EXACTLY
LIKE CHOCOLATE,

ONLY NO FAT, NO
SODIUM, NO CALORIES.

THESE ARE GONNA BE
THE NEXT BIG THING...

OOH!

IF THEY'RE EVER
APPROVED BY THE FDA.

HERE COME THE
OZONE LOVERS AGAIN.

OH, NO. THEY'RE CARRYING EGGS.

WHERE YOU GOING?

GOT HIGH CHOLESTEROL.

COWARD!

YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES
THOSE EGGS SO LARGE?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA
GET THIS STAIN OUT WITH?

HEY, PIZZA HEAD!

THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY.

YOU WANT PEPPERONI?

AH-AH-AH. YOU CAN'T
MOVE YOUR HEAD.

MR. BERGEN?

MIKE'S NOT WITH YOU, IS HE?

NO. HE'S AT WORK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR BIG MEETING?

THIS IS MY BIG MEETING.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WELL, I RESIGNED FROM
THE FIRM. I'M STARTING OVER.

YOU HAD THIS BRILLIANT CAREER,

AND YOU GAVE IT UP TO BECOME...

A CARICATURIST?

WE PREFER "SKETCH ARTIST."

AND I'VE BEEN LYING
TO MY SON ABOUT THIS.

PLEASE PROMISE ME
YOU WON'T TELL HIM.

JUST WHEN I THINK I'M OUT...

THEY PULL ME BACK IN!

MR. BERGEN, YOU'RE
A HARVARD LAWYER.

WHY ARE YOU WORKING THE
FAIR CIRCUIT? SIT DOWN, PETE.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
SPORT? BASKETBALL.

PLAY TENNIS? NOT REALLY.

HOW ABOUT BADMINTON? NO...

OH, MR. BERGEN, DON'T DRAW ME.

OH, MAN!

OH, I GET IT.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME

BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE

GATHERING EVIDENCE FOR A CASE.

TELL ME YOU'RE GATHERING
EVIDENCE FOR A CASE.

I LEFT THE LAW TO PURSUE
MY PASSION FOR ART.

ART?

BIG HEADS ON LITTLE
BODIES IS NOT ART.

WELL, I'M HAVING
THE TIME OF MY LIFE.

THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD BERG?

COME ON! YOU KNOW THAT FICUS

DREAMT OF FOLLOWING
IN MY FOOTSTEPS,

AND YOU GOTTA HELP ME
HIDE THE TRUTH FROM HIM.

OH, NO. JUST UNTIL HE GRADUATES.

NO, NO. MR. BERGEN,
I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS.

NONSENSE!

NOW, HERE YOU GO, PETE.

MY EARS ARE NOT THAT BIG.

SKETCH ARTIST? YEAH, YEAH.

HE'S RIGHT DOWN THERE.

LOOK.

WOW. HE REALLY NAILED YOUR EARS.

HE DID NOT NAIL MY EARS!

HA HA! YOU GOTTA
LOVE THOSE BERGENS.

THIS IS SICK. THAT'S PERFECT.

WHAT'S SO PERFECT ABOUT IT?

PETE DUNVILLE IS
GONNA SAVE THE DAY.

OH, PETE... DON'T.

DUCK!

I INVITE MR. BERGEN
OVER TO THE APARTMENT.

I TELL THEM THAT THEY BOTH HAVE
SOMETHING THEY NEED TO SAY TO EACH OTHER.

"DAD, I'M NOT IN LAW SCHOOL."

"MIKE, I PLAY WITH
CRAYONS IN THE PARK."

EVERYONE HUGS.

IT'D BE A REAL OPRAH MOMENT.

DUCK!

DID THEY ASK FOR YOUR HELP?

NOT IN SO MANY WORDS.

BUT OBVIOUSLY,
THEY NEED TO TALK.

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT
WE DO IN MY FAMILY.

WE GET IT OUT. WE
TALK. IT'S HEALTHY.

BUT, PETE, JUST BECAUSE
IT WORKS FOR YOUR FAMILY,

DOESN'T MEAN IT
WORKS FOR EVERYONE.

IT'S LIKE THIS STUFF.

YOU POUR IT DOWN YOUR SINK,

IT UNCLOGS THE DRAIN.

YOU POUR IT IN A POND,

YOU'VE GOT FISH WITH FEET.

LOOK, I GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

YEAH, YOU DO. STAY OUT OF IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT, SHARON?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TO DUCK?

HEY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

AND THAT WOULD BE YOUR DAD.

WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW?

I TOLD HIM TO STOP BY
HERE BEFORE DINNER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE UP TO, PETE,

BUT ONE WORD OUT OF YOU, AND I'M
SHOWING MR. BAUER SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

AND INVITING HIM OVER TO DINNER.

LOOK, HE HAS
SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

JUST... TRUST ME.

[KNOCKING] WHAT IS IT?

LET HIM TELL YOU.

I THINK HE'LL PAINT
A BETTER PICTURE.

COME ON IN, MR. BERGEN.

MIKE.

DAD.

HAVE A SEAT.

UH, WE'VE GOT AN
8:00 RESERVATION.

YEAH. WE DON'T WANNA
LOSE THAT TABLE.

NO. THIS WON'T
TAKE LONG. IT'S OK.

OK, NOW, UM...

YOU BOTH HAVE SOMETHING THAT
YOU NEED TO SAY TO ONE ANOTHER.

NOW IS THE TIME TO SAY IT.

IT'S OK.

TALK.

I'LL BE IN MY ROOM WHERE
I CAN'T HEAR A THING.

SO... HOW WAS YOUR MEETING?

OH... IT WAS FINE.
HOW WAS CLASS?

GOOD.

GOOD, GOOD.

SO YOU HAD SOMETHING
YOU WANTED TO TELL ME.

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO FIRST.

OK.

WELL, UH... IT'S
REALLY NO BIG DEAL,

BUT, UH...

I GUESS I'M SORRY I
NEVER FOLLOWED THROUGH

WITH THOSE BANJO LESSONS.

WELL, I THINK WHAT
I HAVE TO TELL YOU

WILL PUT ALL THAT
IN PERSPECTIVE.

ABOUT 6 MONTHS AGO,

I WAS DRIVING HOME AFTER
A HELLISH DAY IN COURT,

AND AS I WAS PULLING
INTO THE GARAGE...

I RAN OVER YOUR BANJO.

OH.

WELL, I'M GLAD WE HAD
THIS TALK. LET'S EAT.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

WHAT, YOU WERE EAVESDROPPING?

IT'S THOSE BIG EARS.

THEY'RE NOT BIG!

HE HASN'T BEEN IN LAW
SCHOOL FOR OVER 2 YEARS.

WHAT?!

YEAH, AND HE QUIT THE LAW TO
DRAW CARICATURES IN THE PARK.

WHAT?!

THERE! NOW, DON'T
YOU FEEL BETTER?

I KNOW I DO.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU LEFT THE FIRM.

WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK
WHEN I GRADUATE LAW SCHOOL?

YOU'RE NOT IN LAW SCHOOL.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, YOU...

YOU... CARICATURIST.

I AM A SKETCH ARTIST!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LAWYER.

WELL, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE A LAW STUDENT.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
DOING THE LAST 2 YEARS?

I'VE BEEN A PHILOSOPHY MAJOR.

OH! THAT'S USEFUL!

SEE? THAT'S EXACTLY
WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU.

I DIDN'T WANNA
DISAPPOINT MY FATHER,

THE WORLD RENOWN SKETCH ARTIST.

SEE? THIS IS WORKING,
THIS IS WORKING.

THIS IS COMMUNICATING.

NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S FIGHTING.

I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, PETE.

WHAT? WHAT DID I DO?

I TOLD YOU TO LIE!
CAN'T I TRUST YOU?

I TOLD HIM TO LIE TO YOU, TOO.

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

I TOLD YOU, I WASN'T
GOOD AT THIS!

KEEP IT DOWN!

KEEP IT DOWN!

WE'RE HARDLY YELLING.

NO. ME. I CAN'T KEEP IT DOWN.

SHARON. YOU OK?

YOU GUYS, GET ME TO A DOCTOR.

WHERE'S YOUR CAR?
AROUND THE CORNER.

OOH! I THINK I'M GONNA BOOT.

BERG... YOU CAN HAVE MY STEREO.

PETE... YOU CAN HAVE MY DRESSER.

I DON'T WANT YOUR DRESSER.

WHY DOES HE GET THE STEREO?

OK. THERE YOU GO.

COMPLIMENTS OF THE HOUSE.

I DON'T PLAY TENNIS.

MIKE, UH, TAKE A LOOK.

SURE.

OH, DAD.

OK. I KNOW IT SEEMS
STRANGE, BUT...

YOU SPEND 30 YEARS
ARGUING IN COURT,

AND EVERY DAY, CLIENTS
ARE STARING AT YOU,

THEIR LIVES IN
YOUR HANDS, AND...

YOU START DOODLING.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

WELL, I THOUGHT IT
WOULD THROW YOU.

I THOUGHT YOU
WANTED TO BE A LAWYER.

NO, DAD.

YOU WANTED ME TO BE A LAWYER.

I WAS THE ONLY KID
IN FOURTH GRADE

WITH A 12 ANGRY MEN LUNCHBOX.

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS
FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY.

SO YOU'RE NOT
TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED?

LOOK, IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO PRACTICE LAW,

THAT'S FINE WITH ME.

BUT YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

AND, MY GOD, SON,

YOU'RE CAPABLE
OF DOING ANYTHING.

WELL, YOU KNOW...

JUST STOP SCREWING AROUND.

MEANWHILE, HOW DOES
MOM FEEL ABOUT ALL THIS?

WELL, YOUR MOTHER'S A TROOPER.

YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HER.

YOU TELL HER ABOUT LAW SCHOOL?

WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?

NO REASON TO UPSET HER. DEAL.

YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA
GO OVER TO TRAUMA,

SEE IF I CAN FIND ANYBODY WHO
PLAYS BADMINTON OR TENNIS.

GO GET 'EM, DAD.

OK, SHARON, WHAT DID YOU EAT?

A WHOLE BUNCH OF
SYNTHETIC CANDY BARS.

DOCTORS, WHAT IS THE
COURSE OF TREATMENT?

PUMP HER STOMACH.
PUMP HER STOMACH.

Doctor: RIGHT.

UHHH!

YOU OK?

WHAT DO I DO, PETE?

NOW THAT I'M NOT BEING A LAWYER,

WHAT COMES NEXT?

YOU? WHAT ABOUT
ME? WHAT'S THIS MEAN?

AFTER 30 YEARS OF
BEING AN ARCHITECT,

I'M GONNA MELT DOWN
AND BECOME A JUGGLER?

NO.

I SEE YOU... GUESSING
PEOPLE'S WEIGHT.

OK. NOW, THE NASAL
GASTRIC TUBE IS IN PLACE.

WE HIT THE SWITCH
AND LET 'ER RIP.

[SUCTION]

OOH! I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.

OUTSTANDING!

SO TELL ME, DOCTORS,

IF MISS CARTER HERE WERE
TO CONTINUE HER CURRENT DIET,

WHAT TYPE OF ULCEROUS
BACTERIA WOULD SHE DEVELOP?

ANYONE?

HALICOPACTER PYLORI,
PROBABLY IN THE DUODENUM.

BOSTON JOURNAL OF
MEDICINE CROSSWORD PUZZLE,

4 DOWN. OH.

THAT'S VERY GOOD, DOCTOR...

BERGEN.

DR. BERGEN. VERY GOOD.

PLEASE FOLLOW ME TO I.C.U.

LOOK, PETE.

PRETTY GIRLS... PAJAMAS...

SO WHAT IS THE PROGNOSIS
FOR THIS PATIENT?

AURICULAR DIMINUTION.

MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS?

EAR REDUCTION. EAR REDUCTION.

THEY'RE NOT THAT BIG!