Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 1, Episode 11 - Two Guys, a Girl and How They Met - full transcript

OK, SO THAT'S SALAD,
SALAD, NO SALAD,

AND THEN THE PIZZA'S
HALF-PEPPERONI, HALF...

[ICE-CREAM TRUCK MUSIC]

ICE CREAM!

WHOO HOO!

HEY, BILL, THROW ME
ANOTHER RAG, HUH?

WHY NOT USE THIS LOVELY
ONE YOU'RE WEARING?

THE SHIRT OF FUN AND GOOD TIMES?

NEVER.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S 11:00.

TURN ON THE NEWS.



Man: AND IN BREAKING
NEWS TONIGHT,

A CHEMICAL SPILL IN
THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES

HAS LEFT A POPULATION
OF CROCODILES PARALYZED.

WE TAKE YOU NOW LIVE DOWNTOWN,

WHERE A SPOKESPERSON
FOR THE CHEMICAL GIANT

HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.

WHAT ABOUT THIS?

ON BEHALF OF ALL THOSE
CROCS WE JUST CROAKED,

THE IMMACULATE CHEMICAL COMPANY
WOULD LIKE TO SAY, "WHOOPS."

Man: SHARON.

SO LOOK FOR BELTS AND
POCKETBOOKS TO BE ON SALE SOON.

SHARON. WHAT?

YOU'RE ON.

WHAT?



AHEM.

YOU GOTTA LOVE THE GIRL.

EVEN WHEN SHE MAKES A
COMPLETE FOOL OF HERSELF.

IMMACULATE CHEMICAL
COMPANY HAS 4 RESCUE CREWS

WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK
TO SAVE WHATEVER WILDLIFE

THAT MAY HAVE BEEN
INCONVENIENCED BY TODAY'S MISHAP.

LOOK AT HER.

LYING TO THE WORLD
WITHOUT A FLINCH.

UNCONSCIONABLE.

BUT ADORABLE.

TELL ME SOMETHING.

HOW COME NEITHER OF
YOU GUYS DATE SHARON?

SHE'S SHARON.

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?

PETE, EXPLAIN IT.

SHE'S SHARON.

BUT SHE WASN'T ALWAYS SHARON.

I MEAN, YOU CAN'T TELL ME
THAT NEITHER ONE OF YOU GUYS

EVER TRIED TO, YOU KNOW,
HOOK UP WITH HER. HEH HEH.

WHAT?

WELL, WHAT?

IT WAS BACK WHEN
WE WERE FRESHMEN.

I REMEMBER IT LIKE
IT WAS YESTERDAY.

HEY. EH... IS THIS
GONNA BE A FLASHBACK?

YES, MR. BAUER, IT IS.

LOVE FLASHBACKS.

BILL, CAN WE HAVE SOME POPCORN?

OK.

WELL, EVERY TUESDAY
NIGHT AT OUR COLLEGE BAR,

THEY HAD THIS EVENT.

AT SOME POINT IN THE
NIGHT, THEY'D RING A BELL,

AND FROM THAT MOMENT
ON, ALL THE BEER WAS FREE.

RIGHT, RIGHT. AND IT STAYED FREE

UNTIL SOMEBODY EITHER
PEED OR WALKED OUT.

AND SO IT WAS THUSLY
NAMED... BLADDER BUST.

♪ BLAME IT ON THE RAIN ♪

THOSE MILLI VANILLI
GUYS ARE AWESOME.

IT'S LIKE THEIR MUSIC
SOUNDS SO EFFORTLESS...

YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE
THEY'RE NOT EVEN SINGING.

NANCY DUMPED ME.

PETE, LET IT GO.

[SIGHS]

LOOK, COME ON. HELP
ME PICK A NEW MAJOR.

COME ON, BERG.

NO, I'M SERIOUS. I NEED
TO MAKE A DECISION.

GO AHEAD. PICK A
MAJOR, ANY MAJOR.

"RUSSIAN ECONOMICS."

PHEW.

GLAD THAT'S OVER WITH.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE DUMPED ME.

SHE'S AT STANFORD,
3,000 MILES AWAY.

SHE'S GOING OUT WITH THE
CAPTAIN OF THE CREW TEAM.

SHE'S HIS COXSWAIN.

DON'T EVEN.

YOU KNOW, BERG, I... I REALLY
THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS THE ONE.

GIVE ME THE DAMN LETTER.

NO.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT
THE RULE BOOK HAS TO SAY.

DON'T GET OUT THE RULE BOOK.

HERE IT IS. SECTION
4, PARAGRAPH 6:

"GET DUMPED. MOVE ON."

I KNOW. I KNOW.

I HOPE YOU GET FAT!

MY BOY... LOOK AROUND YOU.

COLLEGE. A BEVY
OF BEAUTIFUL COEDS,

AND THEY ALL WANNA
MEET PETE DUNVILLE.

THEY DO?

OF COURSE.

BUT FIRST, YOU'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO REMOVE

THAT DEAD SQUIRREL
FROM YOUR CHIN.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T GROW ONE.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE
YOU KNOW ALL THE BABES

WILL BE DIGGIN' THE NEW SHIRT,

THE SHIRT OF LOVE
AND UNDERSTANDING.

OOH! SO CUTE!

HANDSOME.

I PREFER "HANDSOME,"
BUT THANK YOU.

NOT... NOT YOU.

THAT GIRL.

OH, MY GOD. HERE SHE
COMES. SHE'S COMING UP.

SHE MUST BE CAUGHT IN
THE SHIRT'S TRACTOR BEAM.

PETE DUNVILLE HAS
OFFICIALLY MOVED ON.

HI. I'M SHARON.

I'M WORKING WITH GREENPEACE
AND SAVE OUR PLANET.

WOULD YOU GUYS MIND
SIGNING THESE PETITIONS?

MIND?

I WOULD CONSIDER IT A PRIVILEGE
TO SIGN THOSE PETITIONS.

THIS ONE'S TO STOP
THE LUMBER INDUSTRY

FROM CLEAR CUTTING
ON PUBLIC LANDS,

AND THIS ONE'S TO OUTLAW
THE HUNTING OF WHALES.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
PETE, DO YOU BELIEVE IT?

WHAT?

PETE HERE'S A LUMBERJACK,

AND I'M THE CAPTAIN OF A SMALL
WHALING VESSEL PARKED OUTSIDE.

WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY
WAY OR THE HARD WAY.

OOH! THE HARD WAY!

UM, I'LL SIGN.

AFTER YOU HAVE A BEER WITH US.

I CAN'T DRINK.

THEN WHY ARE YOU IN COLLEGE?

NO. I'M ON A JUICE FAST.

I'VE HAD NOTHING BUT
VEGETABLE JUICE FOR 3 DAYS.

I'M CLEANSING MY SYSTEM.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT
CARROTS DIED SO YOU COULD BE REGULAR?

YOU KNOW, I
APOLOGIZE. IT'S GENETIC.

HIS GRANDFATHER ON HIS
MOTHER'S SIDE WAS 3/4 OBNOXIOUS.

ARE YOU HELPING ME?

NO. I'M HELPING ME.

WELL, STOP. NO, I'M
NOT GONNA STOP.

I'M PETE. I'M BERG.

I CARE.

SHE LOVES ME.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I THINK IT'S THE GOATEE.

PLEASE!

DID YOU SEE HER?

SHE COULDN'T RESIST THE
SHIRT OF TRUTH AND WISDOM.

THIS GIRL IS TOTALLY
MY TYPE, ALL RIGHT?

SHE HAS CONVICTION,
SHE'S PRINCIPLED...

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT
UNDERNEATH ALL THAT STUFF,

SHE'S EXACTLY MY TYPE.

NAKED.

WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT WE'RE ATTRACTED
TO THE SAME GIRL?

MY GOD. PETER, I THINK
WE'VE ACTUALLY FOUND...

A CROSSOVER GIRL.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE RULES SAY.

OH, NOT THE RULES.

SECTION 2, PARAGRAPH 8:

"FRIENDSHIP BEFORE FEMALES."

OK, THAT'S THAT. NEITHER
ONE OF US CAN DATE HER.

SO IT IS WRITTEN,
AND SO IT SHALL BE.

AGREED? AGREED.

IS EVERYBODY READY
FOR BLADDER BUST?!

YES! YEAH!

IS EVERYBODY'S BLADDER EMPTY?!

YEAH! YEAH!

JUST CHECKING.

AW! OHH!

SO... OH!

HOW GOES THE PETITIONING?

THE WHALES SELL THEMSELVES,

BUT NO ONE CARES
ABOUT THE TREES.

I LOVE THE TREES.

YOU DO? YEAH.

AS THE NEXT GENERATION
OF ARCHITECT,

I FEEL IT IS MY
DUTY TO... YES...

DESIGN GREAT HOMES,
BUT NOT TO THE AFFRONT

OF THE GREATEST
ARCHITECT OF THEM ALL:

MOTHER NATURE.

OH, PETE, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

THEN YOU WOULDN'T MIND
HELPING ME GET SOME SIGNATURES.

I'D LOVE TO.

HA HA HA! OHH...

GREAT. I GOTTA PEE
BEFORE THEY RING THAT BELL.

SO, HOW'S THINGS
WITH THE PLANET?

HUH. LIKE YOU REALLY CARE.

I CARE.

YEAH, RIGHT.

ACTUALLY, WHALES PLAY
A BIG PART IN MY LIFE.

THEY DO?

JUST THIS AFTERNOON,

I HAD THIS DELICIOUS
WHALE SANDWICH...

HUMPBACK, LETTUCE AND TOMATO,

THINLY SLICED BETWEEN 2
MOUNTAIN GORILLA HANDS.

NOT EVEN FUNNY.

WITH SOME WHITE RHINO FRIES

AND A CHOPPED CHEETAH SALAD,

WHICH, BY THE WAY,
I SPILLED ALL OVER...

HA HA!

MY SEA LION SKIN RUG.

HA HA HA! AHA!

I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU.

I'M LAUGHING AT A
JOKE I HEARD EARLIER.

YOU MUST BE A LITTLE SLOW.

NICE SHIRT.

THE SHIRT OF FULFILLMENT
AND SATISFACTION.

UH-HUH.

I'LL BET A GUY LIKE YOU

CAN JUST GO UP AND TALK
TO ANY WOMAN IN THIS BAR.

NAH!

YEAH, I CAN.

GREAT. GET ME SOME
SIGNATURES WHILE I PEE.

HUH?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT CLIPBOARD?

I DARE ASK THE SAME QUESTION.

HAVE YOU NO REGARD
FOR THE RULES?

ME? WHAT ABOUT YOU?

ATTENTION!

PETE DUNVILLE TAKES THE RULES...

AND... PTOO! SPITS ON THEM!

WELL, MIKE BERGEN
TAKES THE RULES...

SPITS ON 'EM...
THAT'S GOOD. MORE!

THAT'S VERY GOOD.

THAT'S VERY GOOD, BUT
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, HUH?

I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO
"FRIENDSHIP BEFORE FEMALES"?

YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

I'M, UH...

I'M JUST GONNA GO
RETURN HER CLIPBOARD.

ME, TOO... ONLY FASTER.

HI!

LOOK HOW MANY
SIGNATURES I GOT YOU.

"ANNIE OAKLEY,
BARBARA WALTERS...

HELEN OF TROY"?

BYE, HELEN!

SHE JUST LEFT.

THAT'S NOTHING. I GOT
YOU REAL SIGNATURES,

AND I GOT THE GUY IN THE
HAT TO STOP EATING VEAL.

THAT'S GREAT, BUT I REALLY...

HEY, I KNOW THIS LITTLE
PLACE DOWN THE STREET...

TERRIFIC! MAYBE WE'LL
MEET YOU THERE LATER.

GUYS, I HAVE TO PEE
BEFORE THE BELL...

[CLANGING]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BLADDER BUST BEGINS!

[CHEERING]

Bartender: DRINKS ARE FREE
TILL SOMEBODY PEES OR FLEES!

NO!

BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

I WAS JUST IN THERE!

I JUST FORGOT TO WASH MY HANDS.

SORRY.

SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME.

YEAH. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE
SHIRT OF DORKINESS AND "I'M A BIG LOSER."

PRETTY STRONG WORDS,
COMING FROM CHIA FACE.

OK, THAT'S IT. RULES OFF!

FINE! MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.

MY DOODLES ARE IN THERE.

ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS?

WE STAND IN FRONT
OF YOU IN THE CORNER

AND YOU PEE IN THIS.

NO WAY AM I GONNA SQUAT
OVER SOME PITCHER IN A BAR.

WHAT KIND OF GIRL
YOU THINK SHE IS, HUH?

GUYS, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.

THE LAST PERSON WHO
RUINED BLADDER BUST

WAS BLINDFOLDED AND LEFT
SHOELESS IN A DOGGY PARK.

EW. EEE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, UM...

JUST DO SOMETHING TO TAKE
YOUR MIND OFF THE PEEING.

OK. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

OH, SIR, UM... SAVE THE WHALES.

OH, SURE.

YOU KNOW, I WENT UP
TO ALASKA LAST SUMMER

AND WENT WHALE WATCHING.

IT WAS JUST AMAZING.

THEY WOULD SURFACE
ONE AFTER ANOTHER

AND SQUIRT THESE HUGE
ARCS OF WATER INTO THE AIR.

PSSHHH! PSSHHH! PSSHHH! PSSHHH!

NEVER MIND! FORGET IT! GO AWAY!

I'M SORRY PETE GAVE YOU
THAT STUPID DISTRACTION IDEA.

THAT WAS IRRESPONSIBLE.

RRRRR! I GOTTA GO!

UH, YOU HAVE TO
LET ME OUT OF HERE.

THE FUTURE OF THE
PLANET DEPENDS ON IT.

NO PROBLEM.

OH, MY GOD! THANK YOU!

HEY, PHIL, THIS GIRL WANTS OUT.

BREAK OUT THE BLINDFOLD.

NO, NO, NO, STOP!

I WAS KIDDING! JOKE. BIG JOKE.

CAN'T YOU GUYS TAKE A JOKE?

I WAS JOKING! HA HA HA HA!

OH, I CAN'T TAKE IT!

I THINK MY BLADDER
IS GONNA BUST.

IF IT WASN'T FOR...
IF IT WASN'T FOR...

LISTEN, YOU TWO ACCIDENTS,

YOU GOT ME INTO THIS,
YOU'RE GONNA GET ME OUT.

ACTUALLY... ACTUALLY...
SHUT UP AND THINK!

I'LL USE MY LIGHTER AND GET
THE FIRE ALARM TO GO OFF.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S
GREAT, THAT'S GREAT.

AND BURN WOOD, WHICH
COMES FROM TREES,

WHICH I LOVE.

YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?

YEAH, YEAH, I DO.

UM... OK, MAYBE I
COULD PRY LOOSE

ONE OF THESE FLOORBOARDS,

AND WE CAN TUNNEL OUT.

EXCUSE ME.

AHHH...

WHICH ONE OF YOU GENTLEMEN
WOULD LIKE TO DIE FIRST?

PUNK.

ALL RIGHT!

SHEESH! AMATEUR HOUR IS OVER.

HERE'S THE PLAN: YOU
TWO GET IN A FIGHT.

OK. THAT MIGHT GET US
OUT, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU?

[SIGHS] FIGHT OVER ME.

COME AGAIN?

YOU KNOW, BOTH OF
YOU VYING FOR THE LOVE

OF THE SAME BEAUTIFUL WOMAN?

WINNER GETS THE GIRL?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIE?

FOR GOD'S SAKES!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
DO! DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!

I LOVE YOU BOTH!

[GLASS BREAKS]

[GASP]

ARE YOU GOING TO
TAKE THAT FROM HIM?

LISTEN... YOU EVEN
LOOK AT HER AGAIN,

AND YOU'RE GONNA WISH
YOUR PARENTS NEVER MET.

Crowd: OOH... YEAH,
WELL, UM... AHEM.

PRETTY BIG TALK, TOUGH GUY.

WHY DON'T YOU COME AND GET SOME?

SOME OF WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

JUST... JUST... WAIT FOR THE
BOUNCERS TO BREAK US UP.

THIS I GOTTA SEE.

10 BUCKS ON THE BAD GOATEE.

OK. OK.

NOW WHAT?

DID YOU EVER WRESTLE
IN HIGH SCHOOL?

NO! I TOOK ARCHERY.

I USED TO LOVE ARCHERY.

RRRRR!

ALL RIGHT! OK.

I'LL PRETEND TO HIT
YOU, AND YOU GO DOWN.

OK, GOOD, GOOD, EXCEPT
I'LL PRETEND TO HIT YOU,

AND YOU GO DOWN.

NO, YOU. YOU!

[RIP] AAH!

Crowd: OOOH!

YOU RIPPED THE SHIRT
OF FREEDOM AND VIRILITY.

THIS IS COMBED COTTON.

AAH!

FIGHT!

YEAH! YEAH!

OOH! GOTTA PEE! GOTTA PEE!

I KNOW WHERE YOU WORK, MAN!

AND YOU'RE A HELL OF A JOB.

GOTTA HAND IT TO HER.

PLAN WORKED.

SORRY.

DIDN'T MEAN TO KICK
YOUR ASS LIKE THAT.

YOU KICKED MY... YEAH, RIGHT.

LOOK, BERG, YOU'RE JUST GONNA
GO OUT WITH THIS GIRL TWICE,

AND THEN YOU'RE
GONNA BLOW HER OFF

JUST LIKE YOU DO WITH EVERYONE.

WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
GO OUT WITH HER ONCE

AND START CALLING HER "THE ONE."

SHE'LL MOVE TO STANFORD
AND WRITE YOU A LETTER.

ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS SO LOW.

WELL, IT'S TRUE.

WHY DON'T WE JUST DO THIS?

JUST LET HER DECIDE.

FINE.

FINE.

UGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I
JUST PEED IN AN ALLEY.

STICK WITH US, KID.

THE WORLD WILL BE YOUR TOILET.

YOU WANNA WALK
ME BACK TO MY DORM?

WHO?

WHO?

LATER.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

SHE DECIDED.

WHAT?

SHE SMILED AT ME.

SHE SMILED NEAR YOU.

SHE SMILED AT ME.

UH-HUH, YEAH, RIGHT.

WOW.

THIS IS A DORM?

YOU HAVE NICER
STUFF THAN MY FAMILY.

MY DADDY, HE MISSES ME.

SO, UH, NOW WHAT?

I GOT THE NEW
MILLI VANILLI TAPE.

OOH! CRANK IT UP!

OH, DARN!

WHAT?

MY FATHER JUST
SENT ME THIS STEREO,

BUT IT'S GOT ALL THESE
WIRES AND THINGS.

IT'S JUST TOO COMPLICATED
FOR ME TO HOOK UP.

I CAN HOOK IT UP FOR YOU.

OH, THAT'S SWEET,

BUT I THINK I'M GONNA
JUST SEND IT BACK.

I MEAN, THE ROOM'S SO SMALL,

AND THE SPEAKERS TAKE
UP SO MUCH FLOOR SPACE.

I COULD HANG THEM FOR YOU.

GREAT. THE WIRING'S IN THE BOX,

PUT THE TUNER NEXT TO THE LAMP,

CD PLAYER ON THE SHELF,

AND FOR THE SPEAKERS, THERE
ARE HOOKS THERE AND THERE.

I'LL GO GET A PHILLIPS
HEAD FOR THE ANTENNA.

DO YOU HAVE THE FEELING
WE'VE BEEN SET UP?

COMPLETELY.

"TOO COMPLICATED."

HOW STUPID ARE WE?

VERY STUPID.

YOU KNOW, BERG, SHE
PLAYED US AGAINST EACH OTHER

SO WE'D GET HER SIGNATURES,

THEN SHE HAS US BEAT EACH
OTHER UP SO SHE CAN PEE,

THEN SHE SMILES AT US,

AND WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO HOOK UP HER STEREO?

THIS GIRL IS A NIGHTMARE.

SHE'S LIKE US.

ONLY A CHICK.

YOU KNOW WHAT, PETE?

I'M GONNA DO HER
THE ULTIMATE FAVOR...

AND NOT DATE HER.

ME, TOO.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

WHAT?

YOU LURED US BACK HERE
TO HOOK UP YOUR STEREO.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT... STOP IT!

OK.

WELL, YOU'RE AN ARCHITECT.

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE GOOD
AT PUTTING THINGS TOGETHER.

OH, I SEE.

YOU NEEDED PETE TO
HOOK UP YOUR STEREO.

SO YOU REALLY WANTED
ME TO COME BACK BECAUSE...

YOU'RE TALL ENOUGH
TO REACH THE HOOKS.

YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

JUST FOR THAT, NEITHER
ONE OF US IS GONNA DATE YOU.

YEAH, WELL, I COULD'VE
TOLD YOU THAT.

SURE. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY NOW.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID THE
MINUTE I MET YOU TWO GUYS.

YOU... I'M JUST GUESSING...

ALWAYS WANT TO
COMMIT, BUT CAN'T.

AND YOU...

YOU'RE JUST A WOODY
WITH A BODY ATTACHED.

SHE'S GOOD. VERY.

THANKS.

HA!

YOU KNOW, NO ONE'S EVER
FOUGHT OVER ME BEFORE,

NOT EVEN FOR PRETEND.

WELL, WE HAD FUN.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

MMM, HEY...

HOW ABOUT DINNER
AND DRINKS ON DAD?

LOVE DAD.

UH, WHAT ABOUT YOUR JUICE FAST?

AH, SCREW THE JUICE FAST.

WHERE TO?

ACTUALLY, I JUST HEARD ABOUT
THIS GREAT LITTLE PIZZA PLACE.

LOVE PIZZA.

YEAH. RIGHT DOWN
ON BEACON STREET.

LOVE BEACON STREET.

"BEACON STREET."

WHATEVER.

AND THE REST IS HISTORY.

THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT
PLACE GAVE AWAY FREE BEER?

THAT'S JUST BAD BUSINESS.

GOOD, BILL.

YOU REALLY GOT THE
POINT OF THE STORY.

BRAVO! YAHOO!

SHOVE IT.

I JUST BALD-FACED LIED
TO THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.

WHAT LITTLE DIGNITY I HAD

IS NOW GONE, OUT THE WINDOW.

WHAT ARE YOU
KNUCKLEHEADS LOOKING AT?

NOTHING.

GET ME A DRINK BEFORE
I TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN!

YOU GOTTA LOVE HER.

YOU REALLY DO.

I REMEMBER WHEN
ME AND MY BEST FRIEND

MET THIS GIRL IN COLLEGE.

WE WERE AT A BLADDER BUST.

I JUST DECIDED TO MAJOR
IN RUSSIAN ECONOMICS.

THIS FEISTY BLONDE WALKED OVER.

COULD BE THE ONE. MAYBE NOT.

ANYWAY, SHE HAD
THIS CLIPBOARD...

SAVE THE PLANETS, SAVE
THE WHALES KIND OF THING.

SHE PLAYED US LIKE A
DIME STORE HARMONICA.

WE CAN HAVE OUR
OWN BLADDER BUST?

SURE. ANYTHING TO
CHEER UP SHARON.

OH! THIS IS LIKE OLD TIMES.

[DING]

BLADDER BUST HAS BEGUN.

ALL BEERS FREE TILL
SOMEBODY PEES OR FLEES...

HA HA HA!

OR SNEEZES OR SPEAKS
OR A CAR DRIVES BY.

BILL, THAT'S... OOP!
BLADDER BUST IS OVER.