Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001): Season 1, Episode 10 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Delivery - full transcript

SHARONE!

OOH-OOH! LOOK
HOW CUTE SHE LOOKS!

ALL SORTS OF CUTE!

YEAH. GO AWAY.

WHY?

WE HAVEN'T EVEN
DONE ANYTHING YET.

YEAH. THAT'S WHY
I WANT YOU INSIDE.

YOU SEE, THERE'S THIS GUY,

HE JOGS BY HERE EVERY NIGHT.

DARK HAIR, NICE SMILE.

OH. DO YOU KNOW
WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT?



NO!

WELL, WE HAVEN'T
REALLY ACTUALLY SPOKEN,

BUT WE HAVE THIS INCREDIBLE
EYE CONTACT THING.

OOF! GREAT EYES.

THAT'S HIS NAME, GREAT EYES?

YOU'RE... YOU'RE
DATING AN INDIAN CHIEF?

OH, GOD! HERE HE COMES!

GET. GET. GET. I DON'T WANT TO
BE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU GUYS.

FINE.

YEAH. BE THAT WAY.

URGHH!

UNH! I'VE GOT TO GET
SOME FEMALE FRIENDS.

ALL RIGHT, BILL,

WHAT'S WITH PUTTING THE CHAIRS



ON THE TABLE EVERY NIGHT?

I MEAN, IS IT JUST A
RESTAURANT THING OR WHAT?

IT MAKES IT EASIER FOR
YOU GUYS TO MOP UP,

GENIUS.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MOP?

PETE.

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED
WHERE THEY MANUFACTURE

THESE NAPKIN DISPENSERS?

NEVER, MR. BAUER, NOT ONCE.

GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN.

REALLY?

OF COURSE I'LL TELL
YOU HOW I KNOW. HA HA.

I USED TO LIVE IN GREEN BAY...

WHEN I PLAYED FOR
VINCE AND THE PACKERS.

URGH.

ON THE FROZEN TUNDRA
OF LAMBEAU FIELD...

AHH, NO. YOU GOT THE
CLASSIC SPORTS CHANNEL.

I SAY IF WE DON'T STOP
THEIR RUNNING GAME,

THEY'RE GOING TO
PASS ON US ALL DAY.

I GOT TO BLITZ.

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

WHERE THE HELL IS MY BLOCKING?!

HEY, MR. BAUER. HEY, BERG.

MELISSA, I NOW LEAD
THE PIZZA PLACE IN SACKS.

YAY, BAUER!

OH, HI, SWEETIE.

OH, GOD, I AM SO NERVOUS!

[EXHALES]

I MEAN, THIS IS THEIR
FIRST PLAY, YOU KNOW?

OH, COME ON! THEY'RE
GOING TO BE GREAT!

KINDERGARTNERS DOING
HAIR? HOW CAN IT MISS?

HOW MUCH DO I LOVE YOU?

MMM!

ALL RIGHT. I'M OUTTA HERE.

YEAH, ME, TOO. BYE, BILL!

BYE, BILL!

HOLD ON. WE GOT
ONE MORE DELIVERY.

I GOT TO MEET BERNIE
AND FITZ AT THE GYM AT 9:00.

WE'RE WATCHING
INTERMEDIATE AEROBICS.

COME ON, BERG. JUST
GO TO THE 10:00 CLASS.

THAT'S ADVANCED AEROBICS.

ANY GIRL WITH THAT KIND
OF DISCIPLINE, PSSSHT!

TOTALLY WRONG FOR ME.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE I
SHOULD JUST CALL THEM UP

AND HAVE THEM COME
PICK UP THEIR OWN PIZZA.

YEAH! THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!

NO, I DON'T THINK SO!

845 ARLINGTON.

I'LL DO IT.

PETE, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.

HONEY, I'LL BE THERE
IN TIME FOR THE SHOW.

OK. YOU'RE BEING THIS WRONG.

WHAT'S WITH YOU
AND 845 ARLINGTON?

NOTHING.

WHO ARE YOU KIDDING, HUH?

EVERY TIME 845
ARLINGTON ORDERS A PIZZA,

YOU RUN OUT OF HERE LIKE YOU'RE
DROPPING OFF A DONOR HEART.

WHAT IS THIS GUY,
SOME KIND OF BIG TIPPER?

NO.

YOU'RE GOING TO MISS
THE GINGERBREAD PARADE.

OH, HA HA.

WHILE IT'S HOT.

I'M ON IT.

YOU KIDS HAVE FUN NOW.

THANKS. YOU, TOO.

OH, AND, MELISSA?

WHAT'S THAT, BERG?

BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE UNTIL
YOU JUST CAN'T BOOGIE NO MORE.

GREAT! COME ON.

YOU KNOW, BILL,
BEFORE I... ARRGH!

ATTABOY, BERG.

WAY TO HOLD ONTO THAT PIZZA.

PIZZA DELIVERY!

Woman: PETE?

COME ON IN, SWEETIE.

SWEETIE?

DON'T I KNOW YOU?

WAIT TILL YOU SEE...

OH. HI. YOU'RE NOT PETE.

I CAN BE PETE.

I WAS PETE FOR
HALLOWEEN ONE YEAR.

WHERE IS HE?

HE HAD TO GO TO A
PLAY WITH HIS GIRL...

SCOUT TROOP.

HE'S VERY INVOLVED
WITH THE COMMUNITY.

PETE'S SUCH A DOLL.

YEAH, YEAH.

YEAH.

PETE'S THE BEST!

HE REALLY IS.

THIS IS, UH...

THIS IS AN INTERESTING
BRUSH STROKE.

WHAT DO YOU USE?

MY NAKED BODY.

REALLY?

'CAUSE WE NEED OUR
APARTMENT PAINTED.

WHY USE A BRUSH WHEN
YOU HAVE YOUR TOES

AND YOUR THIGHS, YOUR BREASTS?

YOU, UH, PAINT WITH YOUR...

TOES?

I FIND IT CONNECTS
ME TO THE CANVAS.

I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY.

NO.

NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.

I USED TO BE QUITE THE
FINGER PAINTER MYSELF.

I REALLY SHOULD
GET BACK TO WORK.

THANKS A LOT FOR THE PIZZA.

YEAH. YEAH.

YOU, UH, BETTER WATCH
IT WITH THESE THINGS

OR YOU'LL NEED A BIGGER CANVAS.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

YOU TELL PETE I'M
SORRY I MISSED HIM.

OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL HIM.

YOU KNOW, THE ONLY REASON
I ORDER FROM THIS PLACE

IS TO SEE HIM.

BYE.

BYE.

OH, MY GOD!

BUT EVEN TAKING
INTO CONSIDERATION

THE DYSFUNCTIONAL DYNAMIC OF
PETE AND MELISSA'S RELATIONSHIP,

YOU KNOW, ON AGAIN,
OFF AGAIN, ON AGAIN,

DO YOU THINK PETE
WOULD CHEAT ON MELISSA?

NO, NOT AT ALL.

WILL YOU FORGET
ABOUT GREAT EYES?

THIS IS IMPORTANT!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
PETE'S CHEATING ON MELISSA?

HE'S BEEN MAKING LIKE
HE'S THIS GOOD GUY.

"NO, I'LL STAY LATE AND
TAKE LAST DELIVERY,"

WHICH USUALLY HAPPENS
TO BE 845 ARLINGTON,

BUT TONIGHT I MADE THE DELIVERY,

AND, BOY, YOU WOULD
NOT BELIEVE THIS WOMAN!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WELL,
JUST BECAUSE PETE BRINGS HER PIZZA

DOESN'T MEAN HE'S
DELIVERING THE SAUSAGE.

I NEVER WANT TO FORGET
THAT YOU SAID THAT.

HEY, THERE.

HEY!

HOW WAS THE PLAY?

GOOD, GOOD.

IT WAS A LITTLE ODD SEEING
2 6-YEAR-OLD GIRLS SING

BLACK BOYS ARE DELICIOUS,

BUT OVERALL, IT WAS GOOD, GOOD.

OH!

HEY, UM...

DID YOU TAKE CARE
OF THAT DELIVERY?

DELIVERY?

UM, 845 ARLINGTON?

845 ARLINGTON?

845 ARLINGTON.

OH, YEAH! YEAH!

YEAH. IT WENT WELL.

GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

OK. I'M BEAT. GOING TO HEAD IN.

OH, HEY, PETE.

YEAH?

BY THE WAY,

HOW DO SCRAPE ALL
THAT PAINT OFF YOUR ASS?

SEE, DAMN IT!

I KNEW YOU WERE
GOING TO THINK THAT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.

PETE, YOU FILTHY PIG.

OH!

GUYS, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME ABOUT HER?

BECAUSE OF THIS VERY
CONVERSATION, THAT'S WHY.

LOOK, IT'S COMPLETELY PLATONIC.

THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN BE JUST
FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE THAT HOT.

I MEAN, IT'S...

PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
FOR A MAN TO BE PLATONIC

WITH A GIRL THAT SEXY.

UH, HELLO!

WHAT?

YOU DON'T COUNT.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE... BECAUSE
YOU TRANSCEND SEX.

ANYWAY, ISABELLA
AND I, WE JUST...

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

TRANSCEND SEX?

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN, TRANSCEND SEX?

I DON'T KNOW, SHARON!

IT MEANS YOU'RE
SHARON. IT MEANS...

NO, NO, NO. I KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS.

IT MEANS I AM NOT HOT,

I REPEL MEN, AND I AM SEXLESS!

OHH!

NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT! YOU'RE
TAKING IT OUT OF CONTEXT!

SO WHAT ELSE?

WHAT ELSE WHAT?

WHAT ELSE DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT
THIS SECRET LIFE YOU LEAD, PETER?

IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME.

OK, OK, ALL RIGHT.

CUT IT OUT.

HEY, I TELL YOU EVERYTHING.

YEAH, AND I'VE
ASKED YOU TO STOP.

OK. LISTEN TO ME
VERY CAREFULLY. OK?

THERE IS NOTHING GOING
ON BETWEEN ME AND ISABELLA.

BESIDES, I'M WITH
MELISSA, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

SO THEN YOU WOULDN'T
MIND IF I ASKED ISABELLA OUT?

NO.

OF COURSE NOT.

GO FOR IT.

IT'S JUST, I DON'T
THINK YOU'D LIKE HER.

REALLY? WHY NOT?

WELL, I GOT TO TELL YOU,

SHE'S KIND OF A NUT.

BOY, I DIDN'T GET THAT AT ALL.

IT'S BECAUSE YOU ONLY SPENT
A COUPLE OF MINUTES WITH HER,

BUT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HER,

SHE'S COMPULSIVE,
POSSESSIVE, DELUSIONAL.

IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE SAD.

WOW. THAT'S FUNNY.

SHE ONLY SAID REALLY
NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU.

REALLY?

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

WELL, FOR ONE,

SHE ONLY ORDERS FROM
US SO SHE CAN SEE YOU.

SHE... SHE... SHE SAID THAT?

YEP.

NO KIDDING?

BUT IF SHE'S A NUT...
UGH! TOTAL NUT.

THEN I GUESS I WON'T
GIVE HER A CALL.

YEAH. IT'LL BE FOR THE BEST.

THEN AGAIN, SOMETIMES
YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT.

FORGET ABOUT IT, BERG.

[IMITATING CHRISTOPHER
WALKEN] GIVE ME THE PHONE, PETE.

I MEAN, YOU'RE MY BOY.

I DON'T WANT TO HURT
YOU, YOU KNOW. IT'S GOOD,

BUT YOU'RE BEING CRAZY.

YOU KNOW?

DON'T GO.

STAY.

WHO IS THAT?

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.

ACTUALLY IT'S ME DOING AN
IMPRESSION OF BERNIE'S IMPRESSION

OF CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.

IT'S TERRIBLE.

BERNIE'S IS TERRIBLE.
MINE'S RIGHT ON.

OHH!

GIVE ME HER NUMBER, BERG.

YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

SO?

SO? THE RULES STATE YOU CAN
ONLY PROTECT ONE GIRL AT A TIME,

AND RIGHT NOW,
YOU'VE GOT MELISSA.

YOU KNOW, YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

MELISSA HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.

OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T.

IN FACT, FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY,

ISABELLA COULD PAINT
MELISSA'S PORTRAIT...

WITH HER RIGHT BREAST!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT
ISABELLA'S EVEN INTO YOU?

OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

LOOK, THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO SOLVE THIS.

THE TRIBUNAL.

THE TRIBUNAL.

FINE.

GOOD! GET THE ROBE!

THINK I WON'T?

SHARON!

COME DOWN!

WE NEED YOU!

AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT!

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO.

HOW DOES THAT MAKE
YOU SOUND LIKE A HOOKER?

BY THE WAY, IT'LL
BE ME AND MY BUDDY!

OK. HELP ME UNDERSTAND
THIS SICK NEED OF YOURS

TO ASK OUT ISABELLA.

BECAUSE SHE'S PERFECT FOR ME.

SHE'S LIKE ART,
SHE'S LIKES PIZZA,

AND SHE WORKS NAKED.

BERG, FORGET IT.

FORGET IT?

[IMITATING CHRISTOPHER
WALKEN] NO, I CAN'T DO THAT, PETE.

NO, IT'S NO GOOD, YOU KNOW?

I WANT TO, BUT THE
TIME... IS PASSED.

I MEAN, IT'S... IT'S...
IT'S... IT'S JUST...

IT'S NOT GOOD!

YOU KNOW, I MEAN,

I KNOW YOU THINK IT
SOUNDS GOOD, BUT UNH!

WHAT?

TRIBUNAL.

OH, GOOD!

AAH! THE ROBE!

OH, YOU REMEMBER AT GRADUATION

HOW I HAD THOSE BEERS AROUND
MY WAIST LIKE STICKS OF DYNAMITE?

OH, AND WE WERE ALL
GOING TO GO TO THAT PARTY...

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THOSE
WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

LET'S GET ON WITH IT.

FINE.

ALL RIGHT.

AHH!

OPENING STATEMENTS.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

I'VE KNOWN THIS WOMAN
FOR 5 MONTHS NOW,

AND BERG THINKS HE CAN
JUST WALTZ RIGHT IN THERE

AND CLOSE THE DEAL.

I OBJECT.

"CLOSE THE DEAL"?

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
FOR HIS ATTITUDE TOWARD WOMEN.

RIGHT. THIS FROM A GUY
WHO HAS A V.I.P. CARD

FROM TOPLESS, TOPLESS, TOPLESS?

THEY HAVE AN
EXCELLENT WINE LIST.

LOOK, ALL I'M ASKING IS THAT
BERG STAYS AWAY FROM ISABELLA.

PETE, I BELIEVE
PRECEDENT WAS SET

SOPHOMORE YEAR IN THE CASE OF

PETE DUNVILLE VS. BERG
AND THE RED LOBSTER GIRL.

NOW, THE RULE IS YOU CAN
ONLY PROTECT ONE GIRL.

I, UH, I TOLD HIM THAT,
YOUR BLONDENESS.

SEE, DO YOU THINK
IT'S TOO LIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

I LOVE MELISSA,

AND... AND EVERYTHING'S
GREAT RIGHT NOW,

BUT, I MEAN, WHO KNOWS?

YOU KNOW, THINGS CHANGE, AND
WHAT IF THINGS DON'T WORK OUT?

THEN WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, PETE,

THAT THIS ISABELLA'S
YOUR BACK-UP GIRL?

BACK-UP GIRL?

YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO UGLY.

HE'S RIGHT.

HOW ABOUT THE GIRL I'M SEEING
BEHIND MY GIRLFRIEND'S BACK?

I'M NOT SEEING HER!

OK, OK, OK, PETE, COME
ON. YOU'RE PANICKING.

YOU'VE HIT THE ONE-YEAR
MARK WITH MELISSA,

THINGS ARE GREAT,
AND YOU'RE PANICKING.

I'M NOT PANICKING. I'M PLANNING.

WHY CAN'T GUYS JUST COMMIT?

HERE, HERE!

SHUT UP.

YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A SERIOUS
RELATIONSHIP IN YOUR LIFE.

NOR HAVE I PRETENDED TO.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?

PETE, IF YOUR HEART IS IN
THE RIGHT PLACE WITH MELISSA,

THEN BERG GOING OUT WITH MISS
"TOO SEXY TO BE FRIENDS WITH"

SHOULDN'T BOTHER YOU.

AS MUCH AS I HATE TO,

I RULE IN FAVOR OF BERG.

WHAT? SORRY, PETE.

EITHER COMMIT OR
GET OFF THE POT.

TH... THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Berg: HEY, HEY, HEY!

HER LEGGINESS HAS RULED.

ALL RIGHT. LAST DELIVERY.

"845 ARLINGTON."

I'LL DO IT.

AH, NO, THAT'S OK. I GOT IT.

WHAT IS WITH YOU TWO?

OH, YOU'RE LUCKY YOU
DIDN'T UPSET MY CHEESE.

DELIVER THE DAMN PIZZA.

SEE?

BILL WANTS ME TO TAKE IT.

FINE. GO AHEAD.

REALLY?

BE MY GUEST.

OK.

HEY, HOW DID MELISSA TAKE IT?

TAKE WHAT?

OH, I JUST ASSUMED THAT
YOU ENDED IT WITH HER.

ALL RIGHT, BERG, YOU WIN.

I'M DOING THIS FOR
YOU AND MELISSA.

AND TO GET COVERED IN PAINT.

IF IT HAPPENS ALONG
THE WAY, SURE.

HEY, BERG, BERG, BERG.

SHE LOVES IT WHEN I BRING OVER

FRESHLY GRATED PARMESAN.

REALLY?

THANK YOU.

FOOTBALL... IS A LOT LIKE LIFE.

OH!

MR. BAUER, I BEG YOU... PETE!

YOU GOT TO TACKLE
YOUR FEARS HEAD ON!

WHAT WE DO HERE, TODAY, NOW,

ON THIS FIELD WILL AFFECT THE
WAY WE LIVE THE REST OF OUR LIVES!

YOU KNOW, MR. BAUER...

YES, I DO KNOW MR. BAUER.

TELL HIM HE'S RIGHT.

NOW GO GET 'EM!

WHAT HAPPENED TO PETE?

DELIVERY!

DELIVERY.

OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

"SHE LOVES FRESHLY
GRATED PARMESAN."

MORON!

OH!

GREAT TO SEE YOU, TOO, BERG.

WHERE'S PETE?

HE'S ON A... HE'S ON A DELIVERY.

OH, OK. I'LL WAIT.

HE... HE, UH...
MIGHT BE A WHILE.

OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

I'M, UM, I'M GOING
TO SURPRISE HIM

AND TAKE HIM TO DINNER,

BECAUSE HE WAS SO CUTE
AT MY PLAY LAST NIGHT.

OH, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM.

HE WENT BACKSTAGE,

AND HE ASKED ALL OF MY
KIDS FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPHS.

IS THAT THE BEST?

WELL, THAT'S OUR PETE.

YEAH, THAT'S MY PETE.

OH!

UH, MELISSA, YOU KNOW...

I GOT TO GO. DELIVERY.

Melissa: BYE!

WHERE'S PETE?

UH, DELIVERY.

WHERE'S BERG?

DELIVERY.

WHY ARE 2 GUYS
DELIVERING ONE PIZZA,

AND WHY IS THE PIZZA STILL HERE?

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

Isabella: COME IN!

YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T
JUST LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN LIKE THAT!

PETE! I WAS EXPECTING
YOU. I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN!

OH, MY GOD.

HI.

OH, MY GOD!

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE CANDLELIGHT?

I THINK ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY.

THE WAY IT DANCES OFF THE WALLS

AND MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK
SO BEAUTIFUL AND ROMANTIC.

LOOK, ISABELLA, I CAN'T DO THIS.

HEY, LOOK... GOD,
YOU'RE... YOU'RE GREAT,

BUT... I HAVE A
GIRLFRIEND, AND...

PETE, I... SHH! SHH! SHH! SHH!

JUST LET ME EXPLAIN.

HER... HER NAME'S MELISSA,

AND WHILE I DON'T KNOW IF
SHE'S ULTIMATELY "THE ONE,"

I DO KNOW THAT... THAT
WHAT WE DO TODAY

HERE, ON THIS FIELD...

AFFECTS THE WAY WE
LIVE THE REST OF OUR LIVES,

AND...

I DON'T WANT TO BE
THAT KIND OF PERSON.

I'M SORRY.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

OH, I KNOW. I KNOW.

Berg: PETE!

PETE, DON'T.

BERG, WHAT ARE YOU...

BEFORE YOU DO
SOMETHING STUPID...

THOUGH COMPLETELY
UNDERSTANDABLE...

I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR
FORCING YOU INTO THIS SITUATION...

BERG, BERG, BERG, BERG, IT'S OK.

I, UH, I TOLD ISABELLA
ABOUT MELISSA.

BUT I JUST... OH, SHH! SHH! SHH!

AND IF YOU TWO
WANT TO GO FOR IT,

I'M NOT GOING TO
STAND IN YOUR WAY.

THIS GUY IS THE BEST!

YOU TWO WOULD BE
GREAT FOR ONE ANOTHER.

DO YOU LIKE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN?

FORGET IT, PETE.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.

WE GOT TO REMEMBER
THE FIRST RULE,

WHICH IS NO WOMAN
EVER COMES BETWEEN US.

AM I MISSING SOMETHING?

OH, LOOK, LOOK, ISABELLA.

I'M SORRY.

THIS IS JUST THE WAY
IT'S GOING TO HAVE TO BE.

I, UH...

I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
FIND YOURSELF A NEW PIZZA PLACE.

HONEY, WHO WAS THAT?

THAT WAS JUST THE PIZZA GUYS.

OOH, GREAT. WHERE'S THE PIZZA?

UM, THEY DIDN'T BRING ONE.

MOVE!

COME ON. FURTHER!

HI.

HI.

I'M JIM.

SHARON.

I, UH, I SEE YOU OUT HERE A LOT.

YEAH. YOU NEVER MISS A DAY.

RAIN, WIND, DARK.

YEAH. THERE'S NOTHING
CAN KEEP ME FROM RUNNING.

Sharon: REALLY?

ARRGGH!

[THUD]

ARRGGH!