Twentysomethings: Austin (2021): Season 1, Episode 4 - The Loser Who Lives Next Door - full transcript
♪ Ain't nobody do it like I do, I do ♪
♪ 'Cause I play by my own... ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I play by my own... ♪
What happened with you and Kamari?
-Sorry, I missed that.
-[Abbey] What happened?
-[Raquel] Yeah, please.
-Tell us.
Um, so Kamari and Abbey...
-[Natalie] Sitting in a tree?
-[Isha] Yes!
We played
the upside down tango. [chuckles]
-[laughing]
-Oh!
Oh, my gosh. I miss that game.
♪ 'Cause we play by our own rules ♪
♪ 'Cause we play by our own rules, yeah ♪
[water flowing]
-[Michael] What's up?
-[Kamari] What are you doing?
I'm soaking my feet in Epsom salt.
-Ingrown toenails.
-In the bathroom?
[Michael] Yeah.
You want to join? There's room.
-Ew. No, no. I'm good.
-Sure.
-What's up? What you been on?
-Uh...
What's up with you and shorty
at the distillery?
Aw. Come on.
Uh, we just got food
and chitchatted a little bit.
Um, now we're going on a date.
He was like,
"Do you wanna actually go on a date?"
-I was like, "Yeah."
-A real date?
I don't know if I forced him
or if he asked me. One of those two.
Ah, damn it. I might have been the one
to say, "Are we going on a date?"
Or maybe he did.
Uh...
Let's assume that he did.
We're gonna go mini golfing.
Okay. Oh, my God, bro.
If she catches feelings for you,
we live right beside each other.
Yeah, you're spooking me, man.
Isha's a beautiful woman.
Uh, some might say she's out of my league.
I strongly agree.
Wait, you like him?
[Isha] Yeah. I think I like him.
-You like him? Oh, my God.
-[laughs]
[Isha] Michael definitely
doesn't fit my usual type.
The Timothée Chalamet, you know,
typical skinny guy with lots of rings vibe
because he... But he's the cousin of that.
He could be that.
[Kamari] Dude, I'm just saying,
Isha's so unpredictable...
She's like a little Chihuahua.
-She's like... [growls]
-Mmm-hmm.
-[both chuckle]
-So I'm trying to tell you, boy.
She get you
where she gonna latch on and not let go.
-Yeah.
-Oh, gosh.
I'm gonna pray for you.
-[laughs] Got a towel in there?
-Actually, I do.
Thanks, my man.
Yes, sir.
Gotta dry off these, uh, ingrowns.
I'm gonna let you handle your business.
-All right, man.
-Clean that shit up.
[cell phone ringing]
-Kekers. Oh, my God.
-[Keauno] Natalie.
I miss you.
I miss you.
It's great to be with family right now.
But I'm like...
I'm ready to be back in Austin.
Before you come back,
I have so much to tell you.
[Keauno] What?
-Kamari and Abbey hooked up.
-Shut up.
[Natalie] They went all the way, baby.
[dramatic music playing]
[whirring]
I think it'd be fun
if we had a group outing.
-You know, the guys and the girls.
-Yeah.
And we did
some mechanical bull riding downtown.
Now I got something
to look forward to for the week.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
-Hell, yeah. Come on, man.
-That's a bet.
How are you, uh...
How are you and Abbey doing?
I don't really kiss and tell.
-[both laughing]
-Um...
Me and Abbey, we took the step.
We then got a little
intimate with each other,
but it's like I don't know if...
You know what? I'm fucking lying
'cause women are emotional beings,
and so, now that me and Abbey
done hooked up, like,
I don't know what the hell that means.
Ah. [chuckles]
[upbeat music playing]
[Natalie] Isha, let's go!
-We're leaving now. The Uber!
-Give me 40 seconds!
[Raquel] Squeesh, we have
two minutes to be inside the Uber.
I've got lipstick in my mouth.
-[Natalie] Ishy!
-Squeesh!
[Natalie] Let's all scream at once.
She might come faster.
[all] Squeesh!
-[Isha] Oh, my God. I'm coming!
-[all laugh]
Oh, the scream.
-I'm about to leave her.
-[Isha] One second.
I didn't get to fluff my eyebrows.
-Oh, my God. The eyebrows...
-[Abbey] Oh, my God.
Coming.
-How hard to know?
-Is she coming?
[Isha] Hi.
-I'm sorry.
-[Abbey] Let's go.
-[Natalie] Damn.
-[Isha chuckles]
-I'm sorry.
-[Natalie] I'm done.
[upbeat pop song playing]
[Natalie] Oh, it's so cute.
-It's so cute in here.
-They're smart.
-[gasps]
-I'm gonna scream.
-[Natalie] Oh, my God.
-Oh, it's on.
-[in Southern accent] Hi, I'm Abbey.
-I'm Abbey.
-What are you doing 'in this town?
-I'm from South Texas.
-[normally] Look, Catholicism.
-[Isha] This is either a hit or a miss.
Oh, my God. I love it. I'm obsessed.
-Hot. Oh, my God. Turn.
-That's cute.
I feel like you'd get
more wear out of that one.
[Isha] Yeah.
-Um, so my date with Bruce... I mean...
-[all gasp]
Oh, my God. Freudian slip!
My date with Michael. Stop!
We know. Dude.
Okay. I feel really
comfortable around him,
so I'm not even nervous about it.
Which is weird.
-Maybe 'cause we're friends.
-Yeah.
Normally, I'm so used to going
on dates with guys I've never met
and they just say they're dating for fun.
So, yeah, I'm excited.
-I'm excited for you.
-[Natalie] I'm excited.
-I think you both are cute.
-Yeah, I think it'll be... Actually, yeah.
-I'm with it.
-[Natalie] It'll work.
[Isha] But then
where would it go from there?
-Who knows?
-Wherever you want.
-Dude.
-The future is yours.
-[Isha] Who has the power? Me or him?
-You.
-Always.
-Obviously.
Always you.
I think Michael's history with women,
not having had a relationship before,
does give me more insight about him
and maybe his beliefs about relationships
and intimacy and all of that.
Um, I definitely think he might have
some intimacy phobia
and I think there might be
a fear of getting hurt.
We all know you and Kamari did the deed.
-Okay!
-Yes, you do.
I'm so glad
that's the topic of conversation.
There's so many questions in my head.
Like, what do you feel after that?
And do you think
it made you guys closer or...
[Abbey] I don't think it changed anything.
It was like...
"Okay..." [mumbles]
-Right.
-It's been building for a while.
I don't necessarily protect myself
from developing feelings
'cause I just have...
I'm very prone... I have a lot of love.
I'm just a very loving person.
So you guys trust each other more now?
I don't know.
-I guess I hadn't really reassessed...
-You guys don't talk?
No, we do. But not necessarily like,
"Okay, so now that we fucked..."
[Natalie] Why? People don't do that?
That's what I would do.
We're not dating.
We're just friends in the house,
we hook up
-and then we hang out with other people.
-And go date.
And go on dates with other people.
["Do What I Want"
by Saint Cardinal playing]
[upbeat music playing]
[cell phone ringing]
Sixty-six missed calls?
262 texts? Who are you?
I don't know.
[line ringing]
[Bruce] Yo! What's up?
What's up? How are you?
Doing good. Doing good.
-You having a good day?
-I certainly am.
Come on. How's insurance going?
It's coming along pretty good.
Pretty good? You miss me?
I know. I tell ya,
our sales have gone way down.
I'm still looking for a job.
So last week, I had an interview
with the minor league baseball team
here in Austin, Texas.
And, you know, I haven't heard anything.
So I'll keep praying on the interview
and I pray that
I get a second interview back.
Then maybe I'll get a job.
-Yeah. Make the best of it.
-Yeah. Yeah, but I miss you.
You said what?
What is Austin like?
It's... You're meeting seven people
for the first time ever
and you're all trying
to figure each other out,
understand each other's personalities
and perceptions and where they come from.
-Other than that...
-You're in college all over again.
It feels like college all over again.
So I gotta be honest...
Moving to Texas has been fun,
but there are a lot of times where I feel
like coming here was a selfish move.
You know, I... I miss my family a lot.
At first, this felt like a vacation.
I was like, "This will fly by.
It's going to be..."
You know. "It'll be all happy and fun."
But now I'm at a point where I'm like,
"All right. It'd be nice
to see my dogs again,
hang out with my boys back home."
I'm ready to see you.
I know you miss me. Don't cry.
Don't tear up.
I know you miss me.
-I miss you big as the sky.
-[Bruce laughs]
I miss you too.
All right, Dad, I love you.
I'll talk to you soon. All right. Bye.
[Kamari and Natalie in sing-song voice]
♪ Coffee ♪
-You know the song I made up?
-No. Let me hear it.
♪ It's a wonderful day today ♪
You got a job interview in this hoe.
I love the hype-up.
Thank you so much. Yeah, but I'm nervous.
-For real?
-Yeah.
If I don't get a job here in Austin
I probably have to go back to Miami
because what am I going to do?
I can't just stay in Austin and wait
until my limited savings are over.
I need a job.
Just be yourself.
You got a big personality.
-Mm-hmm.
-I'm sure they need that at a coffee shop.
-Make everybody feel welcome.
-Yeah. Yes.
-Do I make you feel welcome?
-You do make me feel welcome.
-That's what I'm saying.
-Aww. [squeals]
I'm so happy you're coming.
I gotta run and go get some gas
and I'll circle back.
-While you're in your interview I'll wait.
-Okay. Okay.
♪ Never gonna grow up ♪
♪ Just wanna have fun
With all my friends ♪
All right. Pull up to the view.
-You got it. Go kill it.
-Whoo!
-Thank you, babe.
-Be yourself.
-Please come.
-Don't be nervous.
-I'm gonna come back.
-Okay, okay, okay.
-Love you.
-Love you too.
She like, "Say it back."
-Okay, bye.
-You got it. I'll see you soon.
Fuck. I dropped my phone.
-Come on, now. Tighten up.
-I'm sorry. Tightening up.
Growing up in Miami,
my parents were really strict and very
controlling about everything I do.
Um, I'm here to interview with Olivia and...
-[barista] And Seto?
-Seto. Yes. Seto.
I always had my guard up.
Um, no sex, no drugs, no alcohol.
My dad had cameras in the house, so every
single one of my moves was being watched.
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-[Seto] How are you?
-Good. How are you?
[Seto] Good.
I've never really had a chance
to just be on my own and explore
what it's like to be on my own.
I can't go back. At least not right now.
So do you know anything about Revival?
I know it's Latino-owned. Which I love.
So do you have any prior
barista experience?
-I do not. No.
-Okay.
But whenever I do something
for someone and they're satisfied,
that gives me happiness.
You know, I feel like making a coffee
and then seeing someone enjoy it
would just bring me joy.
I worked as a hostess,
so I got that sense of,
you know, stressful environment...
I'm also very good with stress.
-I feel like I work better.
-Yeah.
-That's great. Yeah.
-Under stress? Yeah.
[Seto] And what is your sign?
Really?
-Cancer.
-Okay. No, we can't hire...
-No, I'm kidding.
-Shit.
Is it 'cause we're too emotional?
-Hey, Kamari.
-Oh, what's up?
-You good?
-Yes.
How was it?
I think it went really good.
I hope you get it
'cause this place is dope.
And this shit right here.
-You like it?
-Yes.
[upbeat pop song playing]
[laughs boisterously]
[upbeat music playing]
♪ We talk about the end ♪
♪ Honey, you and I are more than friends ♪
♪ Look how far we've come
Let's not pretend ♪
♪ We can be anything that you dream... ♪
-[Abbey] Thank you.
-[Kamari] You're welcome.
What'd you end up getting?
Uh, plum and then a miso vanilla.
Everybody always says like,
"Yeah. Little friends with benefits.
No strings attached."
Look, man, it takes a special individual,
or two special individuals,
to really keep it at that.
I'm running out. If you want the girl,
you have to share your shit.
I'm sorry. Those are the rules.
That's probably why I'm single,
'cause I don't share my shit. [chuckles]
-I guess.
-That's definitely why.
-Guess it's about compromise.
-Otherwise, why would you?
Love is a complicated thing.
[chuckles] I know.
-You do know.
-I do.
-Miss I-was-just-married.
-I was.
Am I a rebound?
-Oh!
-[guffaws]
That's what this is.
I don't know. I feel like my body
responds to him very well.
Where there's just
a lot of chemistry, just naturally,
from almost the beginning.
Um, and he's just, like...
cool to be around. Um...
And he smells really good.
[romantic song playing]
I don't think
I'm in rebound territory, you know?
What kind of territory are you in then?
-Working on myself, Kamari.
-Oh, really?
-I actually am. It's so stupid to say.
-[guffaws]
It's not. That's what you're supposed
to do after a situation like that.
Uh-huh.
-Can I have more? [gasps]
-I guess so. Damn.
You do like me.
This makes me feel special.
'Cause I'm sharing my ice cream with you?
-It's gelato. Get it right.
-There is a difference.
-Mine's soup now.
-Yeah?
There ain't even a trash can here.
Stack it.
Wow.
-See? I'm so thoughtful.
-You are so thoughtful.
Oh, my gosh. That's called being selfless.
Oh, wow... In the middle of the street?
Am I just locked down
and I'm not about to look at other women?
No. 'Cause I expressed from the jump
that I don't want a girlfriend.
I don't wanna be locked down.
So it's kind of like,
"Let me test the waters
and see if she actually going to get mad."
[both] Mmm...
-Come on.
-Kamari.
Abbey.
♪ Get like the cake in the oven ♪
♪ Can't get enough of this lovin' ♪
♪ Sugar, we makin' a dozen ♪
♪ Tell everyone and they runnin' ♪
♪ You're that slice I need ♪
♪ Can I get it, get it, get it ♪
♪ Got that spice, I feel it ♪
♪ Can I get it, get it, get it ♪
[gasps] Oh, my God. You're here. Perfect.
Oh, gosh. What's up?
-Guess what?
-What?
[squeals in delight]
♪ Da, da-da-da, da, da ♪
Oh! You got the job.
I got the job.
Congratulations.
Why do you sound so dead?
Where's the pep?
Whoo!
-That's what I want. Yes.
-Nah, that's what's up.
♪ You jump, I say higher ♪
♪ You wanna know who set the fire ♪
♪ Up all night, down to the wire ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Yeah, I break the bank
I break the rules ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ So tell me what you wanna do ♪
[Isha hums]
I heard a good joke about mini golf.
You wanna hear it?
Oh, God. Okay. What is it?
It's about my friend Jack Timmons.
I just heard it the other day.
Uh, "Putt-putt"? More like, "putt-putt,
putt-putt-putt" with the way I play. Huh?
-Wait, I don't get it.
-[chuckles]
No, really. Explain it to me.
I'm not trying to be mean. I don't get it.
So if Isha doesn't want
to pursue this after this date, uh,
you don't know,
it could get a little awkward.
I think we could be friends, but
I'm already awkward enough around girls
and I think it could be pretty bad.
So I don't want to fuck it up.
-[Isha] Can I ask you a question?
-Uh-huh.
[Isha] Of the times I laugh at your jokes,
what percentage are fake?
My guess is 40% to 50% of the time.
I think you're probably
accurate about that. Yeah.
-That sucks to hear.
-I would say...
[Michael] Hello.
[Isha] Hi.
[Michael] Two golfs, please.
Can you hold everything?
Thank you.
-Okay. I'm holding this today? Sure.
-Oh. And this.
What do you want to play for?
Gotta have something on the line.
For my favorite genre of meal.
-Breakfast.
-What? Breakfast?
-How about we do a breakfast in bed?
-Okay.
I'm definitely curious to see
if he will live up
to not just my standards
but Mama Punja standards.
So, you know, I want to know.
Is he respectful? Is he chivalrous?
Is he attentive, you know?
Is he invested? Is he humorous?
Can he take himself lightly?
'Cause that's very important for me too.
[Isha] What the hell?
[gasps]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Oh, my... What the heck?
[humming softly]
Let me teach you how to swing a golf club.
-Oh, God.
-Like a romance movie.
-Oh! Yeah. With the purse?
-Yeah.
So you want to put it up.
-Like that. Now over the ball...
-Okay.
This is just your excuse
to get to feel my juicy ass. [laughs]
Yeah. This is my excuse to touch you.
I definitely have butterflies
because it's been kind of a while
since I've... touched a man.
Easy and you swing. Yeah?
[Isha] Ah!
-Turn me into a fucking champion.
-A modern Arnold Palmer. Well done.
-[bump]
-[Isha] Ow! I just hit myself.
You hit your head with the golf club?
[Isha laughing] Oh, my God. Ah!
I think I'm concussed.
Are you okay?
-Do you feel...
-You have a big bump on your head.
Is that from that?
-No. I just have a bumpy head.
-Oh. Okay.
-Last hole.
-Mm-hmm.
-Gonna be honest with you.
-I'll let you go first.
I haven't kept score this entire time
because, uh, it just got too confusing.
So why don't we just put
the breakfast on this hole?
-You want to go first?
-[Isha] Hmm.
Fuck yeah. [gasps]
-[laughs]
-What the fuck? [squeals]
[Michael] That was awesome.
-You're secretly like, "Fuck this bitch."
-Yes. Kind of annoyed.
-How did you do that?
-I don't know.
That was unexpected.
Looks like I'm getting that motherfucking
breakfast burrito tomorrow.
We'll see about it.
[Isha] Yeah. Sucks to suck.
[Michael] How did you do that?
[Isha] I think there's guys
that I've dated before
who I've felt maybe more entertained by
than truly engaged with.
-Nice shot.
-[Isha] You're shocked. I know.
[Michael] Yeah, I am.
[Isha] And with Michael,
he's actually engaging.
It's not just that he's funny
and he's a stand-up comic.
I actually have
a really good connection with him.
[Isha] So are you making me
a breakfast burrito or...
I'll make you an egg sandwich.
[Isha] What looks bigger
and has more calories?
-[Michael] You want that one?
-The highest calorie count I can get.
-And the most amount of money.
-[Michael] Okay.
♪ 'Cause I just wanna love you, love you ♪
♪ I just wanna hold you tight ♪
♪ I don't wanna see that neon ♪
♪ I just wanna feel your lips on mine ♪
[both laughing]
♪ We ain't gotta go nowhere ♪
♪ We could just lay right here ♪
[Michael] I haven't told Isha
I'm a virgin yet.
Um, not necessarily excited for that talk.
I don't know how
she's going to react to it.
Roxy was obviously super cool about it,
but who knows
if Isha will feel the same way?
Uh, if you're looking
for a goodnight kiss,
you will not be getting
these luscious lips
because, unfortunately,
I do not kiss on the first date.
-Yeah. I wasn't going for that.
-Oh.
Yeah. I tend to move pretty slow.
[hesitates] I've never had sex before,
so in that way...
Did you know that?
[Isha] Yeah. It's not
so much of a big deal.
Michael is super honest, authentic.
He's chivalrous.
So I think I really like that 'cause
it means... You know, it's important.
I think he respects women and I like that.
I'm curious to know what my mom thinks.
All right. Cool.
Well, thanks for mini golfing with me.
Yeah.
Of course.
-Bye.
-Bye.
[Isha chuckles]
-Wait, Isha. This is yours.
-Oh, thank you.
-Unless I can have it?
-Um...
-Maybe that'll be the day after tomorrow.
-Oh, cool.
-Bye.
-Bye.
So after telling Isha I'm a virgin,
it seemed like we grew a little closer.
I'm relieved.
It's like a huge weight off my chest.
Have a good one, virgin.
[both laugh]
♪ Oh, been a passenger for too long ♪
♪ I know the control is in the driving ♪
♪ Oh, from the back seat facing head on ♪
♪ Eyes up now 'cause
I'm not just survivin', I'm thrivin' ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, thrivin' ♪
♪ No, I'm not just survivin'
I'm thrivin'... ♪
Um, we're going to the...
I told you. The bar with the bull.
I'm debating between...
I want to look like slutty Southern,
you know,
like Matthew McConaughey meets a stripper.
Kamari and I are around each other
a lot at this point
and I think just naturally...
I mean, he's cool.
He's more than just, you know... sexy
and someone that I want to sleep with.
But, yeah, I want to keep having fun.
Some sparks flying.
I think we both are feeling it for sure.
[Annie] You ride that bull
like a princess rides a horse.
[chuckles] Side saddle.
With my legs crossed.
That's really funny.
[alarm beeping]
[upbeat pop song playing]
-[Michael] Morning, princess.
-Hello.
I'm liking Isha more and more,
but I don't have a ton of confidence
rolling through this body.
I haven't really gotten
to this stage with many women.
So I don't necessarily know
what the next step is.
-Oh, my God.
-Right?
Not bad.
What's your least favorite part about it?
-You. Your hand sweat.
-Yeah. I get that.
Your clammy hands touching
the food that I'm now eating. [laughs]
-You like it though?
-No, no. I really do like it.
-Thank you.
-I actually like it.
-[cell phone ringing]
-Oh, my mom's calling me.
-Can I say hi?
-Yeah.
-Hi!
-Hey! Hi!
How's it going?
[Isha] If my mom
got a bad read from Michael,
it would make me
a little bit more cautious
'cause I do really value my mom's opinion.
And usually when she says something
about a guy, a red flag or something,
it ends up coming true.
So I think it would make me go,
"Hmm. Is there something
I'm not picking up on yet?"
[Isha's mom] Doing good.
How about you guys?
Pretty good. I'm Michael.
-He's just some loser who lives next door.
-Hey, that's not cool, man.
[all laughing]
This one's a loser who lives next door?
-Yeah. Who made me breakfast in bed.
-Look at that.
-Doesn't look that good.
-Look how good it looks.
Doesn't it look amazing, Mom?
[Isha's mom] Not bad.
The real thing is you have to teach her.
-Yeah.
-I don't cook.
-I just get cooked for.
-[Michael] Yeah. All right.
-Well, get out of here, Michael.
-I'll let you guys be. Nice meeting you.
-Bye.
-Nice to meet you, Michael.
-We'll talk later.
-Yeah.
-Bye, Michael.
-Bye.
-Thank you for the food.
-Yeah. No problem.
I've never introduced a girl
to my parents before,
so my dad would just be
more confused than anything.
'Cause she's definitely out of my league.
He'd say, "What's going on here?"
This isn't making sense.
[clears throat] I wonder if he's left yet.
I wanna make sure
he's out when I say this.
We went on a D-A-T-E yesterday.
-Oh!
-Yeah. So...
Was it fun? Did you enjoy it?
Yeah, it was really fun.
It's interesting because
I feel like he is like a friend.
Like somebody who... I didn't
initially see him romantically at all
because... I don't know.
He's just like a friend.
He's just very much, like, someone
who you feel really comfortable with.
I am really close to my family
and I think it is important,
um, for whoever I'm dating
to kind of pass their "vibe check,"
as I call it.
She is very blunt and honest.
So when she doesn't like a guy
she will tell me she doesn't like the guy.
And clearly,
Michael bringing breakfast in bed
is a good first impression.
He seems like a really cool guy.
I'm glad that you could feel
that, uh, there's a match.
I think my mom really likes Michael.
So I was like, "Okay. All good."
Mom, I have to go.
Okay. Same.
Love you.
Bye, Isha.
Bye.
[hip-hop song playing]
♪ Kinda feel like a diamond, uh ♪
♪ Can't stop me shining, uh♪
♪ So fresh, so stylin', uh ♪
♪ Gold on my eyelids ♪
♪ Uh, kinda feel like a diamond, uh ♪
[Bruce] Yo!
-[Natalie] Oh, my God. Look at the bull.
-[Bruce] Yeah. Yo, this is dope.
[crowd exclaiming]
Yo! What's up?
[Isha] Hi, guys.
-Isha, Sam, Taylor.
-[Isha] Hi, nice to meet you.
This is my roommate Kamari. Sam, Taylor.
-[Kamari] Your name?
-Taylor.
[Kamari] What's up? Nice to meet you.
Mad biddies in the city.
The women in Austin are beautiful
and I'm a free man.
So, as far as I'm concerned,
I can do whatever I want.
Let's go on the bull!
[Michael] Go, Brucey!
-Go, Brucey.
-[Bruce groans]
Oh, my God.
[Bruce exclaims]
[howls loudly]
Y'all gotta try... Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
[woman yells]
-Come on. You could've lasted longer.
-Weak.
[upbeat music playing]
-With a purse.
-Oh, God.
-Why's this so funny?
-[shrieking]
-Michael.
-[Natalie] Oh, my God.
I definitely want somebody
who has a sense of humor, uh,
and who doesn't
take themselves too seriously.
[Bruce] Michael is too funny.
-[shrieks]
-[Kamari] Michael.
[yells] No! No, no, no.
That was fun.
What do y'all do for work?
Like, social media.
Yeah. Social media. Fitness stuff.
-Podcasts.
-[Kamari] For real? Podcasts?
-What is that? That looks so good.
-Don't worry about it.
He looked a lot better.
[Abbey] I almost wish
that he was just the hot model guy,
because now it's complicated and...
I'm really bad at listening
to the voice in my head
that's logical and reasonable.
I don't know where this is going.
I know it's definitely going somewhere.
Hi, Kamari. Whatcha up to?
[laughs boisterously]
-I'm chilling. What are you thinking?
-Can I get a ranch water?
-[Kamari] What is that?
-Nothing.
Come on. You know I know you.
Not that well.
So me and Abbey got this whole
"friends with benefits" thing going.
She got the "benefits." So I'm gonna see
how cool she is with the "friends,"
'cause I definitely got
my eyes open tonight.
Whatcha gonna get?
Have fun.
[crowd yelling and cheering]
[exclaims]
You play sports before?
-No. I used to dance.
-[Kamari] No?
I need another drink.
Let's get a drink.
Fucking Kamari
is gonna be doing this shit.
[Taylor laughing]
[Natalie] Here I go. Ready?
-Yeah!
-[loud cheering]
[upbeat song playing]
[loud cheering]
What's up? How you feeling?
Having fun. I'm glad we came.
I'm glad we came.
I'm glad y'all came too.
-Really?
-Yeah. It was...
-The pleasure is mine. You know that.
-Really?
Abbey, go get your man.
No. Fuck him.
Ew.
If Kamari wants to spend
the rest of the night
hanging out with this rando girl,
that's fine with me. Um...
I'm not really worried about it
because, honestly,
there's no real comparison.
Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!
-[Natalie] Oh!
-[all cheering]
-[Abbey] I get all the boys.
-[Natalie] Yeah.
[man 1] Oh, shit.
[Natalie] Yes, Abbey!
[man 2] Damn.
Let's go!
[crowd exclaiming]
[speaking indistinctly]
[Bruce] You better hold on!
[woman] Go, go, go!
[man] Oh!
[Abbey] Okay. Okay.
I think I got this all figured out.
-Okay...
-[Natalie] Oh!
[all cheering]
-[Michael] Well done.
-[Isha] That was hot. That was really hot.
What do you want to do after?
[Taylor] Whatever.
Are you going somewhere else
or staying here?
-Am I staying here?
-Yeah.
-No.
-No.
Thank you
for holding on to my bag, Michael.
You're welcome.
Do you mind if I kiss you on the cheek
or is that too forward for you?
This is pretty fast.
Are you okay with it?
Are you comfortable with it?
I'm nervous, but I'm okay.
I win. [squeals]
It's kind of the first time we've been
physically affectionate with each other
and it feels good.
I like it.
Do your impersonation of me
kissing you on the cheek.
"Can I kiss you on the cheek?"
-Uh-huh.
-Yeah?
-Oh. No, no, no.
-I'm so sorry. Did I mess up again?
[both laugh]
[Isha] I'm snorting.
Come on.
That's fucked up. That's fucked up.
[murmurs]
I'm not trying to be a hoe,
but I do not care about love right now.
When that shit comes, it's gonna come.
And when it come,
you gonna know what it is.
We gotta go.
So until then, I ain't... You feel me?
It's a feeling.
And that's what I'm gonna move off of.
Until I feel that, I ain't moving.
This is what I signed up for.
[Taylor] Where are we going?
[Kamari] It don't even matter.
Just come on.
Look at him with this fucking bitch!
It's fucking complicated now.
Like I said!
["Crazy Juice" by Ambi playing]
♪ 'Cause I play by my own... ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I play by my own... ♪
What happened with you and Kamari?
-Sorry, I missed that.
-[Abbey] What happened?
-[Raquel] Yeah, please.
-Tell us.
Um, so Kamari and Abbey...
-[Natalie] Sitting in a tree?
-[Isha] Yes!
We played
the upside down tango. [chuckles]
-[laughing]
-Oh!
Oh, my gosh. I miss that game.
♪ 'Cause we play by our own rules ♪
♪ 'Cause we play by our own rules, yeah ♪
[water flowing]
-[Michael] What's up?
-[Kamari] What are you doing?
I'm soaking my feet in Epsom salt.
-Ingrown toenails.
-In the bathroom?
[Michael] Yeah.
You want to join? There's room.
-Ew. No, no. I'm good.
-Sure.
-What's up? What you been on?
-Uh...
What's up with you and shorty
at the distillery?
Aw. Come on.
Uh, we just got food
and chitchatted a little bit.
Um, now we're going on a date.
He was like,
"Do you wanna actually go on a date?"
-I was like, "Yeah."
-A real date?
I don't know if I forced him
or if he asked me. One of those two.
Ah, damn it. I might have been the one
to say, "Are we going on a date?"
Or maybe he did.
Uh...
Let's assume that he did.
We're gonna go mini golfing.
Okay. Oh, my God, bro.
If she catches feelings for you,
we live right beside each other.
Yeah, you're spooking me, man.
Isha's a beautiful woman.
Uh, some might say she's out of my league.
I strongly agree.
Wait, you like him?
[Isha] Yeah. I think I like him.
-You like him? Oh, my God.
-[laughs]
[Isha] Michael definitely
doesn't fit my usual type.
The Timothée Chalamet, you know,
typical skinny guy with lots of rings vibe
because he... But he's the cousin of that.
He could be that.
[Kamari] Dude, I'm just saying,
Isha's so unpredictable...
She's like a little Chihuahua.
-She's like... [growls]
-Mmm-hmm.
-[both chuckle]
-So I'm trying to tell you, boy.
She get you
where she gonna latch on and not let go.
-Yeah.
-Oh, gosh.
I'm gonna pray for you.
-[laughs] Got a towel in there?
-Actually, I do.
Thanks, my man.
Yes, sir.
Gotta dry off these, uh, ingrowns.
I'm gonna let you handle your business.
-All right, man.
-Clean that shit up.
[cell phone ringing]
-Kekers. Oh, my God.
-[Keauno] Natalie.
I miss you.
I miss you.
It's great to be with family right now.
But I'm like...
I'm ready to be back in Austin.
Before you come back,
I have so much to tell you.
[Keauno] What?
-Kamari and Abbey hooked up.
-Shut up.
[Natalie] They went all the way, baby.
[dramatic music playing]
[whirring]
I think it'd be fun
if we had a group outing.
-You know, the guys and the girls.
-Yeah.
And we did
some mechanical bull riding downtown.
Now I got something
to look forward to for the week.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
-Hell, yeah. Come on, man.
-That's a bet.
How are you, uh...
How are you and Abbey doing?
I don't really kiss and tell.
-[both laughing]
-Um...
Me and Abbey, we took the step.
We then got a little
intimate with each other,
but it's like I don't know if...
You know what? I'm fucking lying
'cause women are emotional beings,
and so, now that me and Abbey
done hooked up, like,
I don't know what the hell that means.
Ah. [chuckles]
[upbeat music playing]
[Natalie] Isha, let's go!
-We're leaving now. The Uber!
-Give me 40 seconds!
[Raquel] Squeesh, we have
two minutes to be inside the Uber.
I've got lipstick in my mouth.
-[Natalie] Ishy!
-Squeesh!
[Natalie] Let's all scream at once.
She might come faster.
[all] Squeesh!
-[Isha] Oh, my God. I'm coming!
-[all laugh]
Oh, the scream.
-I'm about to leave her.
-[Isha] One second.
I didn't get to fluff my eyebrows.
-Oh, my God. The eyebrows...
-[Abbey] Oh, my God.
Coming.
-How hard to know?
-Is she coming?
[Isha] Hi.
-I'm sorry.
-[Abbey] Let's go.
-[Natalie] Damn.
-[Isha chuckles]
-I'm sorry.
-[Natalie] I'm done.
[upbeat pop song playing]
[Natalie] Oh, it's so cute.
-It's so cute in here.
-They're smart.
-[gasps]
-I'm gonna scream.
-[Natalie] Oh, my God.
-Oh, it's on.
-[in Southern accent] Hi, I'm Abbey.
-I'm Abbey.
-What are you doing 'in this town?
-I'm from South Texas.
-[normally] Look, Catholicism.
-[Isha] This is either a hit or a miss.
Oh, my God. I love it. I'm obsessed.
-Hot. Oh, my God. Turn.
-That's cute.
I feel like you'd get
more wear out of that one.
[Isha] Yeah.
-Um, so my date with Bruce... I mean...
-[all gasp]
Oh, my God. Freudian slip!
My date with Michael. Stop!
We know. Dude.
Okay. I feel really
comfortable around him,
so I'm not even nervous about it.
Which is weird.
-Maybe 'cause we're friends.
-Yeah.
Normally, I'm so used to going
on dates with guys I've never met
and they just say they're dating for fun.
So, yeah, I'm excited.
-I'm excited for you.
-[Natalie] I'm excited.
-I think you both are cute.
-Yeah, I think it'll be... Actually, yeah.
-I'm with it.
-[Natalie] It'll work.
[Isha] But then
where would it go from there?
-Who knows?
-Wherever you want.
-Dude.
-The future is yours.
-[Isha] Who has the power? Me or him?
-You.
-Always.
-Obviously.
Always you.
I think Michael's history with women,
not having had a relationship before,
does give me more insight about him
and maybe his beliefs about relationships
and intimacy and all of that.
Um, I definitely think he might have
some intimacy phobia
and I think there might be
a fear of getting hurt.
We all know you and Kamari did the deed.
-Okay!
-Yes, you do.
I'm so glad
that's the topic of conversation.
There's so many questions in my head.
Like, what do you feel after that?
And do you think
it made you guys closer or...
[Abbey] I don't think it changed anything.
It was like...
"Okay..." [mumbles]
-Right.
-It's been building for a while.
I don't necessarily protect myself
from developing feelings
'cause I just have...
I'm very prone... I have a lot of love.
I'm just a very loving person.
So you guys trust each other more now?
I don't know.
-I guess I hadn't really reassessed...
-You guys don't talk?
No, we do. But not necessarily like,
"Okay, so now that we fucked..."
[Natalie] Why? People don't do that?
That's what I would do.
We're not dating.
We're just friends in the house,
we hook up
-and then we hang out with other people.
-And go date.
And go on dates with other people.
["Do What I Want"
by Saint Cardinal playing]
[upbeat music playing]
[cell phone ringing]
Sixty-six missed calls?
262 texts? Who are you?
I don't know.
[line ringing]
[Bruce] Yo! What's up?
What's up? How are you?
Doing good. Doing good.
-You having a good day?
-I certainly am.
Come on. How's insurance going?
It's coming along pretty good.
Pretty good? You miss me?
I know. I tell ya,
our sales have gone way down.
I'm still looking for a job.
So last week, I had an interview
with the minor league baseball team
here in Austin, Texas.
And, you know, I haven't heard anything.
So I'll keep praying on the interview
and I pray that
I get a second interview back.
Then maybe I'll get a job.
-Yeah. Make the best of it.
-Yeah. Yeah, but I miss you.
You said what?
What is Austin like?
It's... You're meeting seven people
for the first time ever
and you're all trying
to figure each other out,
understand each other's personalities
and perceptions and where they come from.
-Other than that...
-You're in college all over again.
It feels like college all over again.
So I gotta be honest...
Moving to Texas has been fun,
but there are a lot of times where I feel
like coming here was a selfish move.
You know, I... I miss my family a lot.
At first, this felt like a vacation.
I was like, "This will fly by.
It's going to be..."
You know. "It'll be all happy and fun."
But now I'm at a point where I'm like,
"All right. It'd be nice
to see my dogs again,
hang out with my boys back home."
I'm ready to see you.
I know you miss me. Don't cry.
Don't tear up.
I know you miss me.
-I miss you big as the sky.
-[Bruce laughs]
I miss you too.
All right, Dad, I love you.
I'll talk to you soon. All right. Bye.
[Kamari and Natalie in sing-song voice]
♪ Coffee ♪
-You know the song I made up?
-No. Let me hear it.
♪ It's a wonderful day today ♪
You got a job interview in this hoe.
I love the hype-up.
Thank you so much. Yeah, but I'm nervous.
-For real?
-Yeah.
If I don't get a job here in Austin
I probably have to go back to Miami
because what am I going to do?
I can't just stay in Austin and wait
until my limited savings are over.
I need a job.
Just be yourself.
You got a big personality.
-Mm-hmm.
-I'm sure they need that at a coffee shop.
-Make everybody feel welcome.
-Yeah. Yes.
-Do I make you feel welcome?
-You do make me feel welcome.
-That's what I'm saying.
-Aww. [squeals]
I'm so happy you're coming.
I gotta run and go get some gas
and I'll circle back.
-While you're in your interview I'll wait.
-Okay. Okay.
♪ Never gonna grow up ♪
♪ Just wanna have fun
With all my friends ♪
All right. Pull up to the view.
-You got it. Go kill it.
-Whoo!
-Thank you, babe.
-Be yourself.
-Please come.
-Don't be nervous.
-I'm gonna come back.
-Okay, okay, okay.
-Love you.
-Love you too.
She like, "Say it back."
-Okay, bye.
-You got it. I'll see you soon.
Fuck. I dropped my phone.
-Come on, now. Tighten up.
-I'm sorry. Tightening up.
Growing up in Miami,
my parents were really strict and very
controlling about everything I do.
Um, I'm here to interview with Olivia and...
-[barista] And Seto?
-Seto. Yes. Seto.
I always had my guard up.
Um, no sex, no drugs, no alcohol.
My dad had cameras in the house, so every
single one of my moves was being watched.
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-[Seto] How are you?
-Good. How are you?
[Seto] Good.
I've never really had a chance
to just be on my own and explore
what it's like to be on my own.
I can't go back. At least not right now.
So do you know anything about Revival?
I know it's Latino-owned. Which I love.
So do you have any prior
barista experience?
-I do not. No.
-Okay.
But whenever I do something
for someone and they're satisfied,
that gives me happiness.
You know, I feel like making a coffee
and then seeing someone enjoy it
would just bring me joy.
I worked as a hostess,
so I got that sense of,
you know, stressful environment...
I'm also very good with stress.
-I feel like I work better.
-Yeah.
-That's great. Yeah.
-Under stress? Yeah.
[Seto] And what is your sign?
Really?
-Cancer.
-Okay. No, we can't hire...
-No, I'm kidding.
-Shit.
Is it 'cause we're too emotional?
-Hey, Kamari.
-Oh, what's up?
-You good?
-Yes.
How was it?
I think it went really good.
I hope you get it
'cause this place is dope.
And this shit right here.
-You like it?
-Yes.
[upbeat pop song playing]
[laughs boisterously]
[upbeat music playing]
♪ We talk about the end ♪
♪ Honey, you and I are more than friends ♪
♪ Look how far we've come
Let's not pretend ♪
♪ We can be anything that you dream... ♪
-[Abbey] Thank you.
-[Kamari] You're welcome.
What'd you end up getting?
Uh, plum and then a miso vanilla.
Everybody always says like,
"Yeah. Little friends with benefits.
No strings attached."
Look, man, it takes a special individual,
or two special individuals,
to really keep it at that.
I'm running out. If you want the girl,
you have to share your shit.
I'm sorry. Those are the rules.
That's probably why I'm single,
'cause I don't share my shit. [chuckles]
-I guess.
-That's definitely why.
-Guess it's about compromise.
-Otherwise, why would you?
Love is a complicated thing.
[chuckles] I know.
-You do know.
-I do.
-Miss I-was-just-married.
-I was.
Am I a rebound?
-Oh!
-[guffaws]
That's what this is.
I don't know. I feel like my body
responds to him very well.
Where there's just
a lot of chemistry, just naturally,
from almost the beginning.
Um, and he's just, like...
cool to be around. Um...
And he smells really good.
[romantic song playing]
I don't think
I'm in rebound territory, you know?
What kind of territory are you in then?
-Working on myself, Kamari.
-Oh, really?
-I actually am. It's so stupid to say.
-[guffaws]
It's not. That's what you're supposed
to do after a situation like that.
Uh-huh.
-Can I have more? [gasps]
-I guess so. Damn.
You do like me.
This makes me feel special.
'Cause I'm sharing my ice cream with you?
-It's gelato. Get it right.
-There is a difference.
-Mine's soup now.
-Yeah?
There ain't even a trash can here.
Stack it.
Wow.
-See? I'm so thoughtful.
-You are so thoughtful.
Oh, my gosh. That's called being selfless.
Oh, wow... In the middle of the street?
Am I just locked down
and I'm not about to look at other women?
No. 'Cause I expressed from the jump
that I don't want a girlfriend.
I don't wanna be locked down.
So it's kind of like,
"Let me test the waters
and see if she actually going to get mad."
[both] Mmm...
-Come on.
-Kamari.
Abbey.
♪ Get like the cake in the oven ♪
♪ Can't get enough of this lovin' ♪
♪ Sugar, we makin' a dozen ♪
♪ Tell everyone and they runnin' ♪
♪ You're that slice I need ♪
♪ Can I get it, get it, get it ♪
♪ Got that spice, I feel it ♪
♪ Can I get it, get it, get it ♪
[gasps] Oh, my God. You're here. Perfect.
Oh, gosh. What's up?
-Guess what?
-What?
[squeals in delight]
♪ Da, da-da-da, da, da ♪
Oh! You got the job.
I got the job.
Congratulations.
Why do you sound so dead?
Where's the pep?
Whoo!
-That's what I want. Yes.
-Nah, that's what's up.
♪ You jump, I say higher ♪
♪ You wanna know who set the fire ♪
♪ Up all night, down to the wire ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Yeah, I break the bank
I break the rules ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ So tell me what you wanna do ♪
[Isha hums]
I heard a good joke about mini golf.
You wanna hear it?
Oh, God. Okay. What is it?
It's about my friend Jack Timmons.
I just heard it the other day.
Uh, "Putt-putt"? More like, "putt-putt,
putt-putt-putt" with the way I play. Huh?
-Wait, I don't get it.
-[chuckles]
No, really. Explain it to me.
I'm not trying to be mean. I don't get it.
So if Isha doesn't want
to pursue this after this date, uh,
you don't know,
it could get a little awkward.
I think we could be friends, but
I'm already awkward enough around girls
and I think it could be pretty bad.
So I don't want to fuck it up.
-[Isha] Can I ask you a question?
-Uh-huh.
[Isha] Of the times I laugh at your jokes,
what percentage are fake?
My guess is 40% to 50% of the time.
I think you're probably
accurate about that. Yeah.
-That sucks to hear.
-I would say...
[Michael] Hello.
[Isha] Hi.
[Michael] Two golfs, please.
Can you hold everything?
Thank you.
-Okay. I'm holding this today? Sure.
-Oh. And this.
What do you want to play for?
Gotta have something on the line.
For my favorite genre of meal.
-Breakfast.
-What? Breakfast?
-How about we do a breakfast in bed?
-Okay.
I'm definitely curious to see
if he will live up
to not just my standards
but Mama Punja standards.
So, you know, I want to know.
Is he respectful? Is he chivalrous?
Is he attentive, you know?
Is he invested? Is he humorous?
Can he take himself lightly?
'Cause that's very important for me too.
[Isha] What the hell?
[gasps]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Oh, my... What the heck?
[humming softly]
Let me teach you how to swing a golf club.
-Oh, God.
-Like a romance movie.
-Oh! Yeah. With the purse?
-Yeah.
So you want to put it up.
-Like that. Now over the ball...
-Okay.
This is just your excuse
to get to feel my juicy ass. [laughs]
Yeah. This is my excuse to touch you.
I definitely have butterflies
because it's been kind of a while
since I've... touched a man.
Easy and you swing. Yeah?
[Isha] Ah!
-Turn me into a fucking champion.
-A modern Arnold Palmer. Well done.
-[bump]
-[Isha] Ow! I just hit myself.
You hit your head with the golf club?
[Isha laughing] Oh, my God. Ah!
I think I'm concussed.
Are you okay?
-Do you feel...
-You have a big bump on your head.
Is that from that?
-No. I just have a bumpy head.
-Oh. Okay.
-Last hole.
-Mm-hmm.
-Gonna be honest with you.
-I'll let you go first.
I haven't kept score this entire time
because, uh, it just got too confusing.
So why don't we just put
the breakfast on this hole?
-You want to go first?
-[Isha] Hmm.
Fuck yeah. [gasps]
-[laughs]
-What the fuck? [squeals]
[Michael] That was awesome.
-You're secretly like, "Fuck this bitch."
-Yes. Kind of annoyed.
-How did you do that?
-I don't know.
That was unexpected.
Looks like I'm getting that motherfucking
breakfast burrito tomorrow.
We'll see about it.
[Isha] Yeah. Sucks to suck.
[Michael] How did you do that?
[Isha] I think there's guys
that I've dated before
who I've felt maybe more entertained by
than truly engaged with.
-Nice shot.
-[Isha] You're shocked. I know.
[Michael] Yeah, I am.
[Isha] And with Michael,
he's actually engaging.
It's not just that he's funny
and he's a stand-up comic.
I actually have
a really good connection with him.
[Isha] So are you making me
a breakfast burrito or...
I'll make you an egg sandwich.
[Isha] What looks bigger
and has more calories?
-[Michael] You want that one?
-The highest calorie count I can get.
-And the most amount of money.
-[Michael] Okay.
♪ 'Cause I just wanna love you, love you ♪
♪ I just wanna hold you tight ♪
♪ I don't wanna see that neon ♪
♪ I just wanna feel your lips on mine ♪
[both laughing]
♪ We ain't gotta go nowhere ♪
♪ We could just lay right here ♪
[Michael] I haven't told Isha
I'm a virgin yet.
Um, not necessarily excited for that talk.
I don't know how
she's going to react to it.
Roxy was obviously super cool about it,
but who knows
if Isha will feel the same way?
Uh, if you're looking
for a goodnight kiss,
you will not be getting
these luscious lips
because, unfortunately,
I do not kiss on the first date.
-Yeah. I wasn't going for that.
-Oh.
Yeah. I tend to move pretty slow.
[hesitates] I've never had sex before,
so in that way...
Did you know that?
[Isha] Yeah. It's not
so much of a big deal.
Michael is super honest, authentic.
He's chivalrous.
So I think I really like that 'cause
it means... You know, it's important.
I think he respects women and I like that.
I'm curious to know what my mom thinks.
All right. Cool.
Well, thanks for mini golfing with me.
Yeah.
Of course.
-Bye.
-Bye.
[Isha chuckles]
-Wait, Isha. This is yours.
-Oh, thank you.
-Unless I can have it?
-Um...
-Maybe that'll be the day after tomorrow.
-Oh, cool.
-Bye.
-Bye.
So after telling Isha I'm a virgin,
it seemed like we grew a little closer.
I'm relieved.
It's like a huge weight off my chest.
Have a good one, virgin.
[both laugh]
♪ Oh, been a passenger for too long ♪
♪ I know the control is in the driving ♪
♪ Oh, from the back seat facing head on ♪
♪ Eyes up now 'cause
I'm not just survivin', I'm thrivin' ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, thrivin' ♪
♪ No, I'm not just survivin'
I'm thrivin'... ♪
Um, we're going to the...
I told you. The bar with the bull.
I'm debating between...
I want to look like slutty Southern,
you know,
like Matthew McConaughey meets a stripper.
Kamari and I are around each other
a lot at this point
and I think just naturally...
I mean, he's cool.
He's more than just, you know... sexy
and someone that I want to sleep with.
But, yeah, I want to keep having fun.
Some sparks flying.
I think we both are feeling it for sure.
[Annie] You ride that bull
like a princess rides a horse.
[chuckles] Side saddle.
With my legs crossed.
That's really funny.
[alarm beeping]
[upbeat pop song playing]
-[Michael] Morning, princess.
-Hello.
I'm liking Isha more and more,
but I don't have a ton of confidence
rolling through this body.
I haven't really gotten
to this stage with many women.
So I don't necessarily know
what the next step is.
-Oh, my God.
-Right?
Not bad.
What's your least favorite part about it?
-You. Your hand sweat.
-Yeah. I get that.
Your clammy hands touching
the food that I'm now eating. [laughs]
-You like it though?
-No, no. I really do like it.
-Thank you.
-I actually like it.
-[cell phone ringing]
-Oh, my mom's calling me.
-Can I say hi?
-Yeah.
-Hi!
-Hey! Hi!
How's it going?
[Isha] If my mom
got a bad read from Michael,
it would make me
a little bit more cautious
'cause I do really value my mom's opinion.
And usually when she says something
about a guy, a red flag or something,
it ends up coming true.
So I think it would make me go,
"Hmm. Is there something
I'm not picking up on yet?"
[Isha's mom] Doing good.
How about you guys?
Pretty good. I'm Michael.
-He's just some loser who lives next door.
-Hey, that's not cool, man.
[all laughing]
This one's a loser who lives next door?
-Yeah. Who made me breakfast in bed.
-Look at that.
-Doesn't look that good.
-Look how good it looks.
Doesn't it look amazing, Mom?
[Isha's mom] Not bad.
The real thing is you have to teach her.
-Yeah.
-I don't cook.
-I just get cooked for.
-[Michael] Yeah. All right.
-Well, get out of here, Michael.
-I'll let you guys be. Nice meeting you.
-Bye.
-Nice to meet you, Michael.
-We'll talk later.
-Yeah.
-Bye, Michael.
-Bye.
-Thank you for the food.
-Yeah. No problem.
I've never introduced a girl
to my parents before,
so my dad would just be
more confused than anything.
'Cause she's definitely out of my league.
He'd say, "What's going on here?"
This isn't making sense.
[clears throat] I wonder if he's left yet.
I wanna make sure
he's out when I say this.
We went on a D-A-T-E yesterday.
-Oh!
-Yeah. So...
Was it fun? Did you enjoy it?
Yeah, it was really fun.
It's interesting because
I feel like he is like a friend.
Like somebody who... I didn't
initially see him romantically at all
because... I don't know.
He's just like a friend.
He's just very much, like, someone
who you feel really comfortable with.
I am really close to my family
and I think it is important,
um, for whoever I'm dating
to kind of pass their "vibe check,"
as I call it.
She is very blunt and honest.
So when she doesn't like a guy
she will tell me she doesn't like the guy.
And clearly,
Michael bringing breakfast in bed
is a good first impression.
He seems like a really cool guy.
I'm glad that you could feel
that, uh, there's a match.
I think my mom really likes Michael.
So I was like, "Okay. All good."
Mom, I have to go.
Okay. Same.
Love you.
Bye, Isha.
Bye.
[hip-hop song playing]
♪ Kinda feel like a diamond, uh ♪
♪ Can't stop me shining, uh♪
♪ So fresh, so stylin', uh ♪
♪ Gold on my eyelids ♪
♪ Uh, kinda feel like a diamond, uh ♪
[Bruce] Yo!
-[Natalie] Oh, my God. Look at the bull.
-[Bruce] Yeah. Yo, this is dope.
[crowd exclaiming]
Yo! What's up?
[Isha] Hi, guys.
-Isha, Sam, Taylor.
-[Isha] Hi, nice to meet you.
This is my roommate Kamari. Sam, Taylor.
-[Kamari] Your name?
-Taylor.
[Kamari] What's up? Nice to meet you.
Mad biddies in the city.
The women in Austin are beautiful
and I'm a free man.
So, as far as I'm concerned,
I can do whatever I want.
Let's go on the bull!
[Michael] Go, Brucey!
-Go, Brucey.
-[Bruce groans]
Oh, my God.
[Bruce exclaims]
[howls loudly]
Y'all gotta try... Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
[woman yells]
-Come on. You could've lasted longer.
-Weak.
[upbeat music playing]
-With a purse.
-Oh, God.
-Why's this so funny?
-[shrieking]
-Michael.
-[Natalie] Oh, my God.
I definitely want somebody
who has a sense of humor, uh,
and who doesn't
take themselves too seriously.
[Bruce] Michael is too funny.
-[shrieks]
-[Kamari] Michael.
[yells] No! No, no, no.
That was fun.
What do y'all do for work?
Like, social media.
Yeah. Social media. Fitness stuff.
-Podcasts.
-[Kamari] For real? Podcasts?
-What is that? That looks so good.
-Don't worry about it.
He looked a lot better.
[Abbey] I almost wish
that he was just the hot model guy,
because now it's complicated and...
I'm really bad at listening
to the voice in my head
that's logical and reasonable.
I don't know where this is going.
I know it's definitely going somewhere.
Hi, Kamari. Whatcha up to?
[laughs boisterously]
-I'm chilling. What are you thinking?
-Can I get a ranch water?
-[Kamari] What is that?
-Nothing.
Come on. You know I know you.
Not that well.
So me and Abbey got this whole
"friends with benefits" thing going.
She got the "benefits." So I'm gonna see
how cool she is with the "friends,"
'cause I definitely got
my eyes open tonight.
Whatcha gonna get?
Have fun.
[crowd yelling and cheering]
[exclaims]
You play sports before?
-No. I used to dance.
-[Kamari] No?
I need another drink.
Let's get a drink.
Fucking Kamari
is gonna be doing this shit.
[Taylor laughing]
[Natalie] Here I go. Ready?
-Yeah!
-[loud cheering]
[upbeat song playing]
[loud cheering]
What's up? How you feeling?
Having fun. I'm glad we came.
I'm glad we came.
I'm glad y'all came too.
-Really?
-Yeah. It was...
-The pleasure is mine. You know that.
-Really?
Abbey, go get your man.
No. Fuck him.
Ew.
If Kamari wants to spend
the rest of the night
hanging out with this rando girl,
that's fine with me. Um...
I'm not really worried about it
because, honestly,
there's no real comparison.
Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!
-[Natalie] Oh!
-[all cheering]
-[Abbey] I get all the boys.
-[Natalie] Yeah.
[man 1] Oh, shit.
[Natalie] Yes, Abbey!
[man 2] Damn.
Let's go!
[crowd exclaiming]
[speaking indistinctly]
[Bruce] You better hold on!
[woman] Go, go, go!
[man] Oh!
[Abbey] Okay. Okay.
I think I got this all figured out.
-Okay...
-[Natalie] Oh!
[all cheering]
-[Michael] Well done.
-[Isha] That was hot. That was really hot.
What do you want to do after?
[Taylor] Whatever.
Are you going somewhere else
or staying here?
-Am I staying here?
-Yeah.
-No.
-No.
Thank you
for holding on to my bag, Michael.
You're welcome.
Do you mind if I kiss you on the cheek
or is that too forward for you?
This is pretty fast.
Are you okay with it?
Are you comfortable with it?
I'm nervous, but I'm okay.
I win. [squeals]
It's kind of the first time we've been
physically affectionate with each other
and it feels good.
I like it.
Do your impersonation of me
kissing you on the cheek.
"Can I kiss you on the cheek?"
-Uh-huh.
-Yeah?
-Oh. No, no, no.
-I'm so sorry. Did I mess up again?
[both laugh]
[Isha] I'm snorting.
Come on.
That's fucked up. That's fucked up.
[murmurs]
I'm not trying to be a hoe,
but I do not care about love right now.
When that shit comes, it's gonna come.
And when it come,
you gonna know what it is.
We gotta go.
So until then, I ain't... You feel me?
It's a feeling.
And that's what I'm gonna move off of.
Until I feel that, I ain't moving.
This is what I signed up for.
[Taylor] Where are we going?
[Kamari] It don't even matter.
Just come on.
Look at him with this fucking bitch!
It's fucking complicated now.
Like I said!
["Crazy Juice" by Ambi playing]