Timon & Pumbaa (1995–1999): Season 1, Episode 2 - Kenya Be My Friend?/Good Mousekeeping - full transcript
Timon and Pumbaa change friends. Rafiki help a mouse to feel good about yourself.
HAKUNA MATATA.
WHAT
A WONDERFUL PHRASE.
HAKUNA MATATA!
♪ AIN'T NO PASSIN' CRAZE ♪
♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR
PROBLEM-FREE ♪
♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
YEAH!
HAKUNA! MATATA!
TIMON! PUMBAA!
HAKUNA! MATATA!
♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE ♪
♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ TIMON & PUMBAA ♪
[SNORING]
AAH!
EXTRA GOOD MORNING,
TIMON!
AND WHAT'S SO EXTRA
GOOD ABOUT IT, PUMBAA,
WHAT'S SO DARN EXTRA GOOD
ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR MORNING
THAT YOU MUST RUDELY
WAKE ME UP?
IT'S BESTEST
BEST FRIEND DAY.
COME AGAIN?
BESTEST
BEST FRIEND DAY,
YOU KNOW, IT'S
THE SPECIALIST
DAY OF THE YEAR,
SET ASIDE FOR
BESTEST BEST FRIENDS
LIKE US.
HERE,
OPEN YOUR PRESENT.
OKAY, IF YOU INSIST.
[GASPS]
A MR. BUG JUICER!
YOU LIKE IT?
I LOVE IT, PUMBAA!
YOU KNEW I WANTED
ONE OF THESE!
ALL THE VITAMINS
WITHOUT THE EXOSKELETON.
THIS IS GREAT!
THANKS.
ANYTHING FOR MY BESTEST
BEST FRIEND!
NOW WHERE'S
MY PRESENT, TIMON?
I CAN'T WAIT TO
OPEN MY PRESENT! I'VE BEEN
WAITED ALL MORNING.
YOUR PRESENT. RIGHT.
WELL...
YOU DIDN'T FORGET
BESTEST BEST FRIEND
DAY, DID YOU?
NO, NO, NO.
OF COURSE NOT, PUMBAA!
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
HOW DARE YOU EVEN
THINK SUCH A THING!
SO WHERE'S MY PRESENT?
YOUR PRESENT.
RIGHT. WELL...
I GOT YOU A VERY
SPECIAL PRESENT,
SOMETHING MUCH MORE
SPECIALER THAN
ANY NORMAL PRESENT.
I GOT YOU UH...A...UH...
THE HOLLOW ROTTING LOG!
A HOLLOW
ROTTING LOG?
BUT THAT'S WHAT
YOU GOT ME LAST YEAR.
RIGHT. LAST YEAR.
SORRY.
I... I MEAN,
I GOT YOU A, ER, UH...
A FUNGUS-COVERED BOULDER!
BUT THAT'S
WHAT YOU GOT ME
THE YEAR BEFORE
THE HOLLOW LOG.
HOW ABOUT
SOME DRIED GRASS?
THAT WAS THE YEAR
BEFORE THAT.
-TREE BARK?
-YEAR BEFORE THAT.
-DIRT?
-TIMON!
YES?
YOU DID GET ME
SOMETHING,
DIDN'T YOU?
OF COURSE I DID,
PUMBAA.
IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,
RATHER THAN SPEND A LOT OF
TIME AND MONEY,
I DECIDED
TO DO SOMETHING
REALLY, REALLY SPECIAL.
WHAT'D YOU DO?
WHAT'D YOU DO?
I, UH, ER...
WROTE YOU A POEM.
OH, BOY, A POEM!
WOW! WRITTEN
JUST FOR ME BY MY
BESTEST PAL TIMON!
I CAN'T WAIT
TO HEAR IT!
CAN'T WAIT,
CAN'T WAIT!
OKAY UH...
HERE IT IS.
MY BESTEST
BEST FRIEND PUMBAA,
BY ME, TIMON.
AHEM.
UH...THERE'S NO WARTHOG
QUITE LIKE YOU, PUMBAA.
I COULD NEVER FIND
AS GOOD A FRIEND.
YOU HAVE GOT TUSKS
AND YOU SMELL.
YOU ARE ONE-IN-A-MILLION.
THE END.
THAT POEM DIDN'T
RHYME, TIMON.
IT'S FREE VERSE.
I DON'T THINK SO,
TIMON!
I THINK YOU JUST
WROTE THAT POEM
JUST NOW!
I THINK YOU FORGOT
BESTEST BEST FRIEND
DAY!
NO, I DIDN'T.
YES, YOU DID.
-NO, I DIDN'T.
-YES, YOU DID.
WELL, IT'S A DUMB
HOLIDAY ANYWAY,
AND YOU MADE IT UP!
OH, ARE YOU SAYING
YOU THINK IT'S DUMB
TO BE MY BESTEST
BEST FRIEND?
AND WHAT IF I AM?
THEN I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE MY BESTEST
BEST FRIEND AFTER ALL.
WELL, FINE. THERE'S
A WHOLE HERD OF WARTHOGS
OUT THERE, PUMBAA
AND I CAN EASILY FIND
ANOTHER FRIEND
AS GOOD AS YOU.
YOU'RE ONE
OF A MILLION.
OH! IF THAT'S
THE WAY YOU'RE
GOING TO BE,
THEN I'M GOING TO
FIND ANOTHER MEERKAT
THAT APPRECIATES
BESTEST BEST FRIENDS.
AND I'M GOING TO FIND
ANOTHER WARTHOG
EVEN BETTERER THAN YOU!
HMPH!
HAH!
OH, WHAT MAKES TIMON
SO SPECIAL, ANYWAY?
ALL HE DOES IS SLEEP.
HE JUST SLEEPS
AND RIDES AROUND
ON MY HEAD
AND TUGS ON MY EARS
WHEN HE WANTS ME TO GO FAST.
WELL, I BET I CAN EASILY FIND
ANOTHER BESTEST BEST FRIEND
IF I JUST PUT
MY MIND TO IT.
PARDON ME.
SORRY.
DIDN'T SEE YOU.
PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT.
SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
CROUCHED THERE,
ANYWAYS.
YOU SEE,
I COULDN'T SLEEP IN
THIS MORNING.
I'M RARELY ABLE
TO SLEEP IN MUCH,
SO I DECIDED TO
TAKE A WALK.
SURE, LOCALS ALWAYS
OFFER ME RIDES,
ELEPHANTS AND SUCH,
BUT I JUST CAN'T STAND
RIDING AROUND
ON OTHER ANIMALS.
I ENJOY WALKING,
NOT HOLDING ON TO
SOME STRANGE
ANIMAL'S EARS
AND TUGGING
WHEN I WANT TO
GO FAST.
IS THAT SO?
MM-HMM. ANYWAYS, I WAS WALKING
ALONG HERE,
AND I GOT A PRICKLY PIECE OF
SOMETHING STUCK ON MY FOOT
AND WAS TRYING TO GET IT OFF
WHEN YOU CAME ALONG,
AND...
SAY, IT'S GONE!
FANTASTIC!
OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, MISTER...
PUMBAA.
MR. PUMBAA.
YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME,
UH...
MONTY.
SO, MONTY,
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T ASK
YOUR BESTEST
BEST FRIEND TO HELP YOU
GET THE PRICKLY PIECE OF
SOMETHING OFF YOUR FOOT?
TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH, PUMBAA,
I DON'T HAVE
A BESTEST BEST FRIEND.
IS THAT SO?
TOO LARGE.
TOO TALL.
TOO STRIPEY.
[SNORT]
HMM.
POTENTIAL.
CAN I HELP YOU
WITH SOMETHING?
ACTUALLY, MY FRIEND,
OR RATHER,
POTENTIAL FRIEND,
DO YOU MIND
IF I ASK YOU THREE
PERSONAL QUESTIONS?
NOT AT ALL.
FIRST QUESTION.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
BAMPU.
SECOND QUESTION.
IF SOMETHING
WANTS TO EAT YOU,
WHAT DO YOU DO?
I RUN AWAY
VERY FAST.
GOOD ANSWER!
NOW, THIRD QUESTION.
DO YOU, OR ANYONE
ASSOCIATED WITH YOU,
CELEBRATE BESTEST
BEST FRIEND DAY?
NEVER HEARD OF IT.
PERFECT.
YOU'LL DO NICELY.
MONTY! MONTY,
WHERE ARE YOU?
GET OVER HERE!
YOU GOT TO SEE THIS!
YES, YES, WHAT IS IT,
PUMBAA?
TAKE A LOOK AT
WHAT I CAUGHT!
ISN'T IT THE FATTEST,
JUICIEST GRUB
YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
EEW! TAKE IT AWAY!
TAKE IT AWAY!
IT'S FILTHY
AND REVOLTING!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I MEAN IT'S OFFENSIVE!
AREN'T YOU GOING TO
EAT IT?
EAT IT! YOU WANT ME
TO EAT THAT THING?
IT'S NOT EVEN COOKED!
BUT IT TASTES
LIKE CHICKEN.
YOU'RE KIDDING,
RIGHT?
YOU MEAN...
YOU DON'T EAT BUGS?
NO, NO, NO, NO!
I EAT FRESH FRUITS,
NUTS, AND SOYBEAN
PRODUCTS.
EATING INSECTS
GIVES YOU GAS.
YOU DON'T HAVE GAS,
DO YOU?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
HAVING GAS?
[PASSING GAS]
WHAT KIND OF
QUESTION IS THAT?
TIMON.
YEAH?
EVER WONDER WHAT
THOSE SPARKLING DOTS
ARE UP THERE?
BAMPU, I DON'T WONDER.
I KNOW.
WHAT ARE THEY?
THEY'RE FIREFLIES...
FIREFLIES
THAT GOT STUCK
UP IN THAT BIG,
BLUISH BLACK THING.
OH. OKAY.
UH, BAMPU.
WHAT?
AREN'T YOU NOW
GOING TO SUGGEST,
IN A DROLL AND SIMPLE
SORT OF WAY,
THAT YOU ALWAYS
THOUGHT THEY WERE
BALLS OF GAS
BURNING BILLIONS
OF MILES AWAY?
NO. WHY? SHOULD I?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
[SIGHS]
ISN'T THERE ANOTHER
WATERING HOLE,
BAMPU MY FRIEND?
I DON'T THINK
I LIKE THE COMPANY.
I'M THIRSTY
ANYMORE, MONTY...
MY NEW BESTEST
BEST FRIEND.
MONTY?
BAMPU?
MONTY, IS THAT YOU?
BAMPU,
IT'S BEEN YEARS!
[CHANTING]
HUGA-CHUCKA-HUG HUG,
PIL, PONT, POO.
WALLA-WALLA, WOMP WOMP,
WILLA, WOP, WOO!
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
SO WHADDAYA
BEEN UP TO, MONTY?
OH, YOU KNOW,
THE USUAL STUFF,
BAMPU.
YOU STILL AN EXPERT
AT MAKING
THOSE FRUIT-NUT-SOYBEAN
PANCAKES I LIKE SO MUCH?
YOU STILL AN EXPERT
AT EATING THEM?
-AH HA HA HA HA HA!
-HA HA HA HA HA!
SAY, BAMPU,
I'VE JUST GOTTEN AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T I FIX YOU UP
A BATCH RIGHT NOW!
THAT SOUNDS GREAT,
MONTY. LET'S GO.
YOU KNOW WHAT, TIMON?
WHAT'S THAT, PUMBAA?
I DISLIKED MY NEW
BESTEST BEST FRIEND.
WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER,
I DISLIKED MY NEW
BESTEST BEST FRIEND, TOO.
SAY, TIMON, DID YOU
OR DIDN'T YOU FORGET
BESTEST BEST FRIEND DAY?
WELL, PUMBAA,
THE TRUTH IS...
OF COURSE I DIDN'T.
OH, BOY,
I KNEW YOU DIDN'T!
I KNEW YOU DIDN'T,
TIMON!
THAT'S WHY YOU ARE
MY TRUE BESTEST
BEST FRIEND.
SO WHERE'S MY PRESENT?
UH...CLOSE YOUR EYES.
THE EYES
ARE NOW CLOSED!
YOU CAN OPEN THEM
NOW.
A MR. BUG JUICER?
YOU LIKE IT?
I LOVE IT, TIMON!
HOW POETICALLY
IRONIC IT IS
THAT YOU GOT ME
THE EXACTEST SAME THING
I GOT YOU.
WELL, LIFE'S
A CRAZY THING, PUMBAA.
SO WHAT ARE YA
GONNA DO
WITH THE MR. BUG
JUICER I GOT YOU?
WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING,
BESTEST BEST FRIEND.
WE'LL THINK OF
SOMETHING.
[SNORING]
[RUMBLING]
HUH?
OH, NOT AGAIN.
AAH!
HA HA HA HA!
WHY, LOOKEE HERE,
BOYS.
PUT ME DOWN!
IT'S A LITTLE
ENTERTAINMENT
PREPACKAGED
FOR OUR CONVENIENCE.
HA HA HA!
THROW HIM HERE!
THROW HIM HERE.
LET'S PLAY SOME
ONE-ON-ONE.
THERE'S THREE OF US,
PEANUT-BREATH.
WE COULD PLAY
ONE-ON-ONE-ON ONE.
ZIP IT.
YOU'RE CATCHING.
EINSTEIN, YOU'RE PITCHING,
BECAUSE THE NAME
OF THE GAME TODAY
IS BASEBALL.
OKAY, EINSTEIN,
HOW'S ABOUT GIVIN' ME
ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS
FAST BALLS?
IS THAT THE SLOW KIND?
NO...
A FAST BALL
WOULD BE A SLOW BALL,
ONLY FASTER!
NOW JUST THROW THE BALL!
I JUST DON'T GET
ANY RESPECT
AROUND HERE.
AAH!
♪ ASANTA SALA,
SWASH VALALLA ♪
♪ DIPDA FALTA
FLORA JUNGA ♪
♪ LA LA LA
DA DA DA DA... ♪
[GASPS]
HMM.
AYII!
AY-AY-AY!
♪ RAFIKI HAS TO
TAKE A STICK ♪
♪ AND HOO! AND HA!
A GOOD-A PICK ♪
♪ ASANTA SALA,
SWASH BANANA... ♪
AAH!
AH... DU... CH...
OOH!
GREAT SPIRIT,
I HEAR YOUR SUMMONS.
YA HEAR ME
IS WHAT YA HEAR!
AND I AIN'T
NO GREAT NOTHIN'!
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
PROBLEM?
YEAH. I JUST SPENT
THE MORNING
SERVIN' AS A MAJOR-LEAGUE
SCREWBALL
TO THREE
BAGGY-SKINNED BRUTES!
I JUST FEEL SO...
DEMORALIZED
BY THE CROSSING OF
YOUR PERSONAL BOUNDARY?
NO. AIRSICK
AND TIRED.
YOU SEE, WHEN YOU'RE
SMALL LIKE ME,
YOU GET PUSHED AROUND
BIG-TIME.
PLUS, I CAN'T
DO ANYTHING.
I CAN'T FLY.
I CAN'T SWIM.
I WANT RESPECT.
I WANT STATUS.
I WANT...
YOU WANT YOUR
RAFIKI WISH,
NO?
EXACTLY.
YEAH!
WHAT'S A RAFIKI
WISH?
ALL THE CREATURES
IN THE FOLD
CARRY DREAMS
WITHIN THEIR SOUL.
RAFIKI GRANT
THE WISH YOU TELL,
BUT ONLY ONE...
SO CHOOSE IT WELL.
YOU GOT IT, HANDSOME.
I WISH I WAS...
SUCH A BIG HURRY
FOR SUCH A LITTLE ONE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO TINK ABOUT IT?
LET IT STIR
WITHIN YOUR SPIRIT.
MY SPIRIT HAS BEEN
SUFFICIENTLY STIRRED
THIS MORNING,
THANK YOU.
AND I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT I WANT.
I WISH I COULD BE
TALL LIKE THE GIRAFFE,
SWIM LIKE THE FISH,
AND FLY LIKE THE BIRD.
WITH ALL OF THAT,
I'LL GET RESPECT.
YOU'LL GET STARED AT
IS WHAT YOU'LL GET.
RESPECT, MY FRIEND,
DOES NOT COME FROM
SIZE OF BODY
OR CLEVERNESS OF SKILL.
RESPECT COMES FROM
BEING NOBLE WITHIN.
PLEASE. COME ON.
YOU SAID ANY ONE WISH.
VERY WELL.
GREAT KINGS AND WARRIORS
PAST AND CURRENT,
THIS FELLOW IS A SIZE
THAT HE WISHES HE...
WERE-ENT.
[WHISPERING VOICES]
GRANT HIM STEALTH
OF A BIRD
AND THE MOVES
OF A FISHY,
THE STATURE
OF A GIRAFFE,
FOR IT IS HIS
ONE WISHY.
IT WORKED!
LOOK... IT WORKED!
YES.
IT'S DEFINITELY
A PIECE OF WORK.
ALL RIGHT,
COME WITH ME
YOU CRAZY-LOOKING
TING.
READY?
READY.
DEN OFF YOU GO!
HA HA HA!
NOW, GO, GO, GO,
YOU SILLY TING!
FIND YOUR DREAM.
FIND YOUR HAPPINESS.
FIND YOUR RESPECT!
HA HA HA HA HA!
[SCREECHING
TO A STOP]
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
SEE?
I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T
CLOUD COVER!
I SAY, WHO HIT YOU
WITH THE UGLY STICK?
I SUGGEST YOUSE TWO
PAY ME A LITTLE MORE RESPECT!
WHY SHOULD WE
PAY YOU RESPECT
WHEN WE CAN
GIVE YOU GRIEF
FOR FREE?
YOU KNOW, COME TO
THINK OF IT, HE IS PRETTY...
IMPRESSIVE.
I JUST THOUGHT
A CREATURE WITH
HIS OBVIOUS SKILLS
WOULD BE PUTTING
THE MANEUVERS ON
AMATEURS LIKE US.
INDEED!
WHY, I WOULD ASSUME
HE WOULD DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
HA HA! YES. OH!
OR YOU MEAN LIKE THIS.
I COULD DO THAT.
THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
OH...
YEAH, YEAH!
SEE?
HA! GEE, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE WE WERE WRONG
ABOUT YOU.
OH, YES, INDEED.
WHY, I WAGER YOU COULD
PROBABLY EVEN DO THIS.
OR EVEN THIS.
UH, ME? UH, SURE.
I COULD DO ALL THAT.
JUST TRY THIS ONE.
[SOUND OF PLANE
BEING SHOT DOWN]
EEEIIII!
WELL, I'D TRY IT,
BUT I DON'T THINK
I'D LIKE IT.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
HAARRRH!
HA HA HA HA!
FINALLY,
A PLACE WHERE I GET
THE RESPECT I DESERVE.
WHOOOAAH!
A PLACE WHERE I CAN DO
THE GAME PLAYIN'.
OH...OH...OH...
PLEASE, SIR,
DON'T HURT ME.
AND WHY NOT?
YOU CHALLENGED ME
WITH A DIRECT ASSAULT
ON MY EMINENCE.
NO, NO.
I DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE
NEAR YOUR EMINENCE.
YOU KNOW WHAT
GUYS LIKE ME DO WITH
GUYS LIKE YOU?
WE...PLAY...BASEBALL.
AH!
HOME RUN.
WHOA!
THIS IS WHAT YOU DO
WITH YOUR POWERS...
PLAY BALL?
SEEMS TO ME YOU NEED
A STRIKE IN THE FISH TAIL,
I TINK.
OH, NO, I'M JUST...
JUST ABOUT TO BECOME
WHAT YOU SOUGHT
TO CONQUER.
LET THE BASEBALL GO.
SO, NOBI, FRIEND,
HOW DO YOU FIND
YOUR JOURNEY
TOWARD RESPECT?
AW, IT'S GREAT.
YOU KIDDING?
IT'S A LITTLE
LONELY, BUT, UH...
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
NOBODY PUSHES ME AROUND
ANYMORE. THAT'S FOR SURE.
IT IS EVERYTING
YOU WANTED...
SIZE AND POWER?
ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?
IT'S GREAT!
WELL, GOOD!
BECAUSE HERE YOU ARE.
WHAT? WHADDAYA MEAN,
HERE I ARE?
COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE.
MAYBE HE'S
AT LUNCH?
MAYBE THAT WOULD
BE YOU?
PUT...DOWN...MY...
HOUSE!
WHAT IS IT?
IT'S OUR BASEBALL,
AND HE'S GOTTEN
BIGGER.
LOOKS TO ME LIKE
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
THINK UP A NEW GAME
TO PLAY WITH OUR
LITTLE... I MEAN BIG...
FRIEND.
HAH HAH HAH HAH!
W-WHA-WHADDA YOU...
HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE
TACKLE FOOTBALL?
EEE!
YAAA!
HOO! YAKATOI!
SABU! EH!
EROH!
THANKS, RAFIKI.
YOU SHOULD SEE
MY HALF-TIME SHOW.
WHAT IS THE MATTER
NOW, MY FRIEND?
INSIDE, I... I WAS
STILL JUST AS SCARED
AS I WAS WHEN
I WAS A MOUSE.
I'M NOTHING BUT
A BIG, UGLY NOTHIN'.
UGLY? NO.
WISER? YES.
AND IF YOU PREFER,
YOU CAN RETURN TO
YOUR OLD SELF.
BUT I ONLY GET
ONE WISH, HUH?
I WOULDN'T BE
GRANTING ANOTHER,
JUST TAKING BACK
THE FIRST.
I CAN DO DAT.
IT'S IN THE HANDBOOK.
RAFIKI,
I'D LIKE TO BE
THE WAY I WAS.
WRONG, NOBI, FRIEND.
NOW YOU WILL KNOW
THAT NEITHER SIZE
NOR SKILL ALONE
CAN BRING YOU
RESPECT.
IT MUST COME
FROM WITHIN.
THANK YOU, RAFIKI.
WELL, NOW THAT
YOUR MONKEY FRIEND
IS GONE,
WE CAN GET BACK TO
THE TASK AT HAND.
AND I THINK
I'M IN THE MOOD
FOR A LITTLE
BASKETBALL PRACTICE!
NOW, LISTEN HERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
YOUSE WENT TO SCHOOL,
BUT I AM NONE
OF THE THINGS
YOU THINK I AM.
I AM NOT A BASEBALL,
BASKETBALL, OR FOOTBALL,
SO YOU CAN JUST
FIND YOURSELF SOMEBODY
ELSE TO PUSH AROUND!
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
DON'T DO THAT EITHER!
GOT IT?
UH...UH...UH...
THIS ISN'T FUN
ANYMORE.
AND YOU MAKE
A LOUSY BASEBALL!
[TRUMPETS]
TANKS, RAFIKI.
YOU'RE WELCOME,
MY FRIEND.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
WHAT
A WONDERFUL PHRASE.
HAKUNA MATATA!
♪ AIN'T NO PASSIN' CRAZE ♪
♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR
PROBLEM-FREE ♪
♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
YEAH!
HAKUNA! MATATA!
TIMON! PUMBAA!
HAKUNA! MATATA!
♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE ♪
♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ TIMON & PUMBAA ♪
[SNORING]
AAH!
EXTRA GOOD MORNING,
TIMON!
AND WHAT'S SO EXTRA
GOOD ABOUT IT, PUMBAA,
WHAT'S SO DARN EXTRA GOOD
ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR MORNING
THAT YOU MUST RUDELY
WAKE ME UP?
IT'S BESTEST
BEST FRIEND DAY.
COME AGAIN?
BESTEST
BEST FRIEND DAY,
YOU KNOW, IT'S
THE SPECIALIST
DAY OF THE YEAR,
SET ASIDE FOR
BESTEST BEST FRIENDS
LIKE US.
HERE,
OPEN YOUR PRESENT.
OKAY, IF YOU INSIST.
[GASPS]
A MR. BUG JUICER!
YOU LIKE IT?
I LOVE IT, PUMBAA!
YOU KNEW I WANTED
ONE OF THESE!
ALL THE VITAMINS
WITHOUT THE EXOSKELETON.
THIS IS GREAT!
THANKS.
ANYTHING FOR MY BESTEST
BEST FRIEND!
NOW WHERE'S
MY PRESENT, TIMON?
I CAN'T WAIT TO
OPEN MY PRESENT! I'VE BEEN
WAITED ALL MORNING.
YOUR PRESENT. RIGHT.
WELL...
YOU DIDN'T FORGET
BESTEST BEST FRIEND
DAY, DID YOU?
NO, NO, NO.
OF COURSE NOT, PUMBAA!
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
HOW DARE YOU EVEN
THINK SUCH A THING!
SO WHERE'S MY PRESENT?
YOUR PRESENT.
RIGHT. WELL...
I GOT YOU A VERY
SPECIAL PRESENT,
SOMETHING MUCH MORE
SPECIALER THAN
ANY NORMAL PRESENT.
I GOT YOU UH...A...UH...
THE HOLLOW ROTTING LOG!
A HOLLOW
ROTTING LOG?
BUT THAT'S WHAT
YOU GOT ME LAST YEAR.
RIGHT. LAST YEAR.
SORRY.
I... I MEAN,
I GOT YOU A, ER, UH...
A FUNGUS-COVERED BOULDER!
BUT THAT'S
WHAT YOU GOT ME
THE YEAR BEFORE
THE HOLLOW LOG.
HOW ABOUT
SOME DRIED GRASS?
THAT WAS THE YEAR
BEFORE THAT.
-TREE BARK?
-YEAR BEFORE THAT.
-DIRT?
-TIMON!
YES?
YOU DID GET ME
SOMETHING,
DIDN'T YOU?
OF COURSE I DID,
PUMBAA.
IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,
RATHER THAN SPEND A LOT OF
TIME AND MONEY,
I DECIDED
TO DO SOMETHING
REALLY, REALLY SPECIAL.
WHAT'D YOU DO?
WHAT'D YOU DO?
I, UH, ER...
WROTE YOU A POEM.
OH, BOY, A POEM!
WOW! WRITTEN
JUST FOR ME BY MY
BESTEST PAL TIMON!
I CAN'T WAIT
TO HEAR IT!
CAN'T WAIT,
CAN'T WAIT!
OKAY UH...
HERE IT IS.
MY BESTEST
BEST FRIEND PUMBAA,
BY ME, TIMON.
AHEM.
UH...THERE'S NO WARTHOG
QUITE LIKE YOU, PUMBAA.
I COULD NEVER FIND
AS GOOD A FRIEND.
YOU HAVE GOT TUSKS
AND YOU SMELL.
YOU ARE ONE-IN-A-MILLION.
THE END.
THAT POEM DIDN'T
RHYME, TIMON.
IT'S FREE VERSE.
I DON'T THINK SO,
TIMON!
I THINK YOU JUST
WROTE THAT POEM
JUST NOW!
I THINK YOU FORGOT
BESTEST BEST FRIEND
DAY!
NO, I DIDN'T.
YES, YOU DID.
-NO, I DIDN'T.
-YES, YOU DID.
WELL, IT'S A DUMB
HOLIDAY ANYWAY,
AND YOU MADE IT UP!
OH, ARE YOU SAYING
YOU THINK IT'S DUMB
TO BE MY BESTEST
BEST FRIEND?
AND WHAT IF I AM?
THEN I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE MY BESTEST
BEST FRIEND AFTER ALL.
WELL, FINE. THERE'S
A WHOLE HERD OF WARTHOGS
OUT THERE, PUMBAA
AND I CAN EASILY FIND
ANOTHER FRIEND
AS GOOD AS YOU.
YOU'RE ONE
OF A MILLION.
OH! IF THAT'S
THE WAY YOU'RE
GOING TO BE,
THEN I'M GOING TO
FIND ANOTHER MEERKAT
THAT APPRECIATES
BESTEST BEST FRIENDS.
AND I'M GOING TO FIND
ANOTHER WARTHOG
EVEN BETTERER THAN YOU!
HMPH!
HAH!
OH, WHAT MAKES TIMON
SO SPECIAL, ANYWAY?
ALL HE DOES IS SLEEP.
HE JUST SLEEPS
AND RIDES AROUND
ON MY HEAD
AND TUGS ON MY EARS
WHEN HE WANTS ME TO GO FAST.
WELL, I BET I CAN EASILY FIND
ANOTHER BESTEST BEST FRIEND
IF I JUST PUT
MY MIND TO IT.
PARDON ME.
SORRY.
DIDN'T SEE YOU.
PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT.
SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
CROUCHED THERE,
ANYWAYS.
YOU SEE,
I COULDN'T SLEEP IN
THIS MORNING.
I'M RARELY ABLE
TO SLEEP IN MUCH,
SO I DECIDED TO
TAKE A WALK.
SURE, LOCALS ALWAYS
OFFER ME RIDES,
ELEPHANTS AND SUCH,
BUT I JUST CAN'T STAND
RIDING AROUND
ON OTHER ANIMALS.
I ENJOY WALKING,
NOT HOLDING ON TO
SOME STRANGE
ANIMAL'S EARS
AND TUGGING
WHEN I WANT TO
GO FAST.
IS THAT SO?
MM-HMM. ANYWAYS, I WAS WALKING
ALONG HERE,
AND I GOT A PRICKLY PIECE OF
SOMETHING STUCK ON MY FOOT
AND WAS TRYING TO GET IT OFF
WHEN YOU CAME ALONG,
AND...
SAY, IT'S GONE!
FANTASTIC!
OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, MISTER...
PUMBAA.
MR. PUMBAA.
YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME,
UH...
MONTY.
SO, MONTY,
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T ASK
YOUR BESTEST
BEST FRIEND TO HELP YOU
GET THE PRICKLY PIECE OF
SOMETHING OFF YOUR FOOT?
TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH, PUMBAA,
I DON'T HAVE
A BESTEST BEST FRIEND.
IS THAT SO?
TOO LARGE.
TOO TALL.
TOO STRIPEY.
[SNORT]
HMM.
POTENTIAL.
CAN I HELP YOU
WITH SOMETHING?
ACTUALLY, MY FRIEND,
OR RATHER,
POTENTIAL FRIEND,
DO YOU MIND
IF I ASK YOU THREE
PERSONAL QUESTIONS?
NOT AT ALL.
FIRST QUESTION.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
BAMPU.
SECOND QUESTION.
IF SOMETHING
WANTS TO EAT YOU,
WHAT DO YOU DO?
I RUN AWAY
VERY FAST.
GOOD ANSWER!
NOW, THIRD QUESTION.
DO YOU, OR ANYONE
ASSOCIATED WITH YOU,
CELEBRATE BESTEST
BEST FRIEND DAY?
NEVER HEARD OF IT.
PERFECT.
YOU'LL DO NICELY.
MONTY! MONTY,
WHERE ARE YOU?
GET OVER HERE!
YOU GOT TO SEE THIS!
YES, YES, WHAT IS IT,
PUMBAA?
TAKE A LOOK AT
WHAT I CAUGHT!
ISN'T IT THE FATTEST,
JUICIEST GRUB
YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
EEW! TAKE IT AWAY!
TAKE IT AWAY!
IT'S FILTHY
AND REVOLTING!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I MEAN IT'S OFFENSIVE!
AREN'T YOU GOING TO
EAT IT?
EAT IT! YOU WANT ME
TO EAT THAT THING?
IT'S NOT EVEN COOKED!
BUT IT TASTES
LIKE CHICKEN.
YOU'RE KIDDING,
RIGHT?
YOU MEAN...
YOU DON'T EAT BUGS?
NO, NO, NO, NO!
I EAT FRESH FRUITS,
NUTS, AND SOYBEAN
PRODUCTS.
EATING INSECTS
GIVES YOU GAS.
YOU DON'T HAVE GAS,
DO YOU?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
HAVING GAS?
[PASSING GAS]
WHAT KIND OF
QUESTION IS THAT?
TIMON.
YEAH?
EVER WONDER WHAT
THOSE SPARKLING DOTS
ARE UP THERE?
BAMPU, I DON'T WONDER.
I KNOW.
WHAT ARE THEY?
THEY'RE FIREFLIES...
FIREFLIES
THAT GOT STUCK
UP IN THAT BIG,
BLUISH BLACK THING.
OH. OKAY.
UH, BAMPU.
WHAT?
AREN'T YOU NOW
GOING TO SUGGEST,
IN A DROLL AND SIMPLE
SORT OF WAY,
THAT YOU ALWAYS
THOUGHT THEY WERE
BALLS OF GAS
BURNING BILLIONS
OF MILES AWAY?
NO. WHY? SHOULD I?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
[SIGHS]
ISN'T THERE ANOTHER
WATERING HOLE,
BAMPU MY FRIEND?
I DON'T THINK
I LIKE THE COMPANY.
I'M THIRSTY
ANYMORE, MONTY...
MY NEW BESTEST
BEST FRIEND.
MONTY?
BAMPU?
MONTY, IS THAT YOU?
BAMPU,
IT'S BEEN YEARS!
[CHANTING]
HUGA-CHUCKA-HUG HUG,
PIL, PONT, POO.
WALLA-WALLA, WOMP WOMP,
WILLA, WOP, WOO!
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
SO WHADDAYA
BEEN UP TO, MONTY?
OH, YOU KNOW,
THE USUAL STUFF,
BAMPU.
YOU STILL AN EXPERT
AT MAKING
THOSE FRUIT-NUT-SOYBEAN
PANCAKES I LIKE SO MUCH?
YOU STILL AN EXPERT
AT EATING THEM?
-AH HA HA HA HA HA!
-HA HA HA HA HA!
SAY, BAMPU,
I'VE JUST GOTTEN AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T I FIX YOU UP
A BATCH RIGHT NOW!
THAT SOUNDS GREAT,
MONTY. LET'S GO.
YOU KNOW WHAT, TIMON?
WHAT'S THAT, PUMBAA?
I DISLIKED MY NEW
BESTEST BEST FRIEND.
WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER,
I DISLIKED MY NEW
BESTEST BEST FRIEND, TOO.
SAY, TIMON, DID YOU
OR DIDN'T YOU FORGET
BESTEST BEST FRIEND DAY?
WELL, PUMBAA,
THE TRUTH IS...
OF COURSE I DIDN'T.
OH, BOY,
I KNEW YOU DIDN'T!
I KNEW YOU DIDN'T,
TIMON!
THAT'S WHY YOU ARE
MY TRUE BESTEST
BEST FRIEND.
SO WHERE'S MY PRESENT?
UH...CLOSE YOUR EYES.
THE EYES
ARE NOW CLOSED!
YOU CAN OPEN THEM
NOW.
A MR. BUG JUICER?
YOU LIKE IT?
I LOVE IT, TIMON!
HOW POETICALLY
IRONIC IT IS
THAT YOU GOT ME
THE EXACTEST SAME THING
I GOT YOU.
WELL, LIFE'S
A CRAZY THING, PUMBAA.
SO WHAT ARE YA
GONNA DO
WITH THE MR. BUG
JUICER I GOT YOU?
WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING,
BESTEST BEST FRIEND.
WE'LL THINK OF
SOMETHING.
[SNORING]
[RUMBLING]
HUH?
OH, NOT AGAIN.
AAH!
HA HA HA HA!
WHY, LOOKEE HERE,
BOYS.
PUT ME DOWN!
IT'S A LITTLE
ENTERTAINMENT
PREPACKAGED
FOR OUR CONVENIENCE.
HA HA HA!
THROW HIM HERE!
THROW HIM HERE.
LET'S PLAY SOME
ONE-ON-ONE.
THERE'S THREE OF US,
PEANUT-BREATH.
WE COULD PLAY
ONE-ON-ONE-ON ONE.
ZIP IT.
YOU'RE CATCHING.
EINSTEIN, YOU'RE PITCHING,
BECAUSE THE NAME
OF THE GAME TODAY
IS BASEBALL.
OKAY, EINSTEIN,
HOW'S ABOUT GIVIN' ME
ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS
FAST BALLS?
IS THAT THE SLOW KIND?
NO...
A FAST BALL
WOULD BE A SLOW BALL,
ONLY FASTER!
NOW JUST THROW THE BALL!
I JUST DON'T GET
ANY RESPECT
AROUND HERE.
AAH!
♪ ASANTA SALA,
SWASH VALALLA ♪
♪ DIPDA FALTA
FLORA JUNGA ♪
♪ LA LA LA
DA DA DA DA... ♪
[GASPS]
HMM.
AYII!
AY-AY-AY!
♪ RAFIKI HAS TO
TAKE A STICK ♪
♪ AND HOO! AND HA!
A GOOD-A PICK ♪
♪ ASANTA SALA,
SWASH BANANA... ♪
AAH!
AH... DU... CH...
OOH!
GREAT SPIRIT,
I HEAR YOUR SUMMONS.
YA HEAR ME
IS WHAT YA HEAR!
AND I AIN'T
NO GREAT NOTHIN'!
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
PROBLEM?
YEAH. I JUST SPENT
THE MORNING
SERVIN' AS A MAJOR-LEAGUE
SCREWBALL
TO THREE
BAGGY-SKINNED BRUTES!
I JUST FEEL SO...
DEMORALIZED
BY THE CROSSING OF
YOUR PERSONAL BOUNDARY?
NO. AIRSICK
AND TIRED.
YOU SEE, WHEN YOU'RE
SMALL LIKE ME,
YOU GET PUSHED AROUND
BIG-TIME.
PLUS, I CAN'T
DO ANYTHING.
I CAN'T FLY.
I CAN'T SWIM.
I WANT RESPECT.
I WANT STATUS.
I WANT...
YOU WANT YOUR
RAFIKI WISH,
NO?
EXACTLY.
YEAH!
WHAT'S A RAFIKI
WISH?
ALL THE CREATURES
IN THE FOLD
CARRY DREAMS
WITHIN THEIR SOUL.
RAFIKI GRANT
THE WISH YOU TELL,
BUT ONLY ONE...
SO CHOOSE IT WELL.
YOU GOT IT, HANDSOME.
I WISH I WAS...
SUCH A BIG HURRY
FOR SUCH A LITTLE ONE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO TINK ABOUT IT?
LET IT STIR
WITHIN YOUR SPIRIT.
MY SPIRIT HAS BEEN
SUFFICIENTLY STIRRED
THIS MORNING,
THANK YOU.
AND I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT I WANT.
I WISH I COULD BE
TALL LIKE THE GIRAFFE,
SWIM LIKE THE FISH,
AND FLY LIKE THE BIRD.
WITH ALL OF THAT,
I'LL GET RESPECT.
YOU'LL GET STARED AT
IS WHAT YOU'LL GET.
RESPECT, MY FRIEND,
DOES NOT COME FROM
SIZE OF BODY
OR CLEVERNESS OF SKILL.
RESPECT COMES FROM
BEING NOBLE WITHIN.
PLEASE. COME ON.
YOU SAID ANY ONE WISH.
VERY WELL.
GREAT KINGS AND WARRIORS
PAST AND CURRENT,
THIS FELLOW IS A SIZE
THAT HE WISHES HE...
WERE-ENT.
[WHISPERING VOICES]
GRANT HIM STEALTH
OF A BIRD
AND THE MOVES
OF A FISHY,
THE STATURE
OF A GIRAFFE,
FOR IT IS HIS
ONE WISHY.
IT WORKED!
LOOK... IT WORKED!
YES.
IT'S DEFINITELY
A PIECE OF WORK.
ALL RIGHT,
COME WITH ME
YOU CRAZY-LOOKING
TING.
READY?
READY.
DEN OFF YOU GO!
HA HA HA!
NOW, GO, GO, GO,
YOU SILLY TING!
FIND YOUR DREAM.
FIND YOUR HAPPINESS.
FIND YOUR RESPECT!
HA HA HA HA HA!
[SCREECHING
TO A STOP]
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
SEE?
I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T
CLOUD COVER!
I SAY, WHO HIT YOU
WITH THE UGLY STICK?
I SUGGEST YOUSE TWO
PAY ME A LITTLE MORE RESPECT!
WHY SHOULD WE
PAY YOU RESPECT
WHEN WE CAN
GIVE YOU GRIEF
FOR FREE?
YOU KNOW, COME TO
THINK OF IT, HE IS PRETTY...
IMPRESSIVE.
I JUST THOUGHT
A CREATURE WITH
HIS OBVIOUS SKILLS
WOULD BE PUTTING
THE MANEUVERS ON
AMATEURS LIKE US.
INDEED!
WHY, I WOULD ASSUME
HE WOULD DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
HA HA! YES. OH!
OR YOU MEAN LIKE THIS.
I COULD DO THAT.
THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
OH...
YEAH, YEAH!
SEE?
HA! GEE, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE WE WERE WRONG
ABOUT YOU.
OH, YES, INDEED.
WHY, I WAGER YOU COULD
PROBABLY EVEN DO THIS.
OR EVEN THIS.
UH, ME? UH, SURE.
I COULD DO ALL THAT.
JUST TRY THIS ONE.
[SOUND OF PLANE
BEING SHOT DOWN]
EEEIIII!
WELL, I'D TRY IT,
BUT I DON'T THINK
I'D LIKE IT.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
HAARRRH!
HA HA HA HA!
FINALLY,
A PLACE WHERE I GET
THE RESPECT I DESERVE.
WHOOOAAH!
A PLACE WHERE I CAN DO
THE GAME PLAYIN'.
OH...OH...OH...
PLEASE, SIR,
DON'T HURT ME.
AND WHY NOT?
YOU CHALLENGED ME
WITH A DIRECT ASSAULT
ON MY EMINENCE.
NO, NO.
I DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE
NEAR YOUR EMINENCE.
YOU KNOW WHAT
GUYS LIKE ME DO WITH
GUYS LIKE YOU?
WE...PLAY...BASEBALL.
AH!
HOME RUN.
WHOA!
THIS IS WHAT YOU DO
WITH YOUR POWERS...
PLAY BALL?
SEEMS TO ME YOU NEED
A STRIKE IN THE FISH TAIL,
I TINK.
OH, NO, I'M JUST...
JUST ABOUT TO BECOME
WHAT YOU SOUGHT
TO CONQUER.
LET THE BASEBALL GO.
SO, NOBI, FRIEND,
HOW DO YOU FIND
YOUR JOURNEY
TOWARD RESPECT?
AW, IT'S GREAT.
YOU KIDDING?
IT'S A LITTLE
LONELY, BUT, UH...
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
NOBODY PUSHES ME AROUND
ANYMORE. THAT'S FOR SURE.
IT IS EVERYTING
YOU WANTED...
SIZE AND POWER?
ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?
IT'S GREAT!
WELL, GOOD!
BECAUSE HERE YOU ARE.
WHAT? WHADDAYA MEAN,
HERE I ARE?
COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE.
MAYBE HE'S
AT LUNCH?
MAYBE THAT WOULD
BE YOU?
PUT...DOWN...MY...
HOUSE!
WHAT IS IT?
IT'S OUR BASEBALL,
AND HE'S GOTTEN
BIGGER.
LOOKS TO ME LIKE
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
THINK UP A NEW GAME
TO PLAY WITH OUR
LITTLE... I MEAN BIG...
FRIEND.
HAH HAH HAH HAH!
W-WHA-WHADDA YOU...
HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE
TACKLE FOOTBALL?
EEE!
YAAA!
HOO! YAKATOI!
SABU! EH!
EROH!
THANKS, RAFIKI.
YOU SHOULD SEE
MY HALF-TIME SHOW.
WHAT IS THE MATTER
NOW, MY FRIEND?
INSIDE, I... I WAS
STILL JUST AS SCARED
AS I WAS WHEN
I WAS A MOUSE.
I'M NOTHING BUT
A BIG, UGLY NOTHIN'.
UGLY? NO.
WISER? YES.
AND IF YOU PREFER,
YOU CAN RETURN TO
YOUR OLD SELF.
BUT I ONLY GET
ONE WISH, HUH?
I WOULDN'T BE
GRANTING ANOTHER,
JUST TAKING BACK
THE FIRST.
I CAN DO DAT.
IT'S IN THE HANDBOOK.
RAFIKI,
I'D LIKE TO BE
THE WAY I WAS.
WRONG, NOBI, FRIEND.
NOW YOU WILL KNOW
THAT NEITHER SIZE
NOR SKILL ALONE
CAN BRING YOU
RESPECT.
IT MUST COME
FROM WITHIN.
THANK YOU, RAFIKI.
WELL, NOW THAT
YOUR MONKEY FRIEND
IS GONE,
WE CAN GET BACK TO
THE TASK AT HAND.
AND I THINK
I'M IN THE MOOD
FOR A LITTLE
BASKETBALL PRACTICE!
NOW, LISTEN HERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
YOUSE WENT TO SCHOOL,
BUT I AM NONE
OF THE THINGS
YOU THINK I AM.
I AM NOT A BASEBALL,
BASKETBALL, OR FOOTBALL,
SO YOU CAN JUST
FIND YOURSELF SOMEBODY
ELSE TO PUSH AROUND!
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
DON'T DO THAT EITHER!
GOT IT?
UH...UH...UH...
THIS ISN'T FUN
ANYMORE.
AND YOU MAKE
A LOUSY BASEBALL!
[TRUMPETS]
TANKS, RAFIKI.
YOU'RE WELCOME,
MY FRIEND.
YOU'RE WELCOME.