Timon & Pumbaa (1995–1999): Season 1, Episode 3 - Never Everglades/The Laughing Hyenas: Cooked Goose - full transcript

HAKUNA MATATA.

WHAT
A WONDERFUL PHRASE.

HAKUNA MATATA!

♪ AIN'T NO PASSIN' CRAZE ♪

♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪

♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪

♪ IT'S OUR
PROBLEM-FREE ♪

♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪

♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪

YEAH!

[RAWWR]



HAKUNA! MATATA!

TIMON AND PUMBAA!

HAKUNA! MATATA!

♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪

♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪

♪ IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE ♪

♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪

♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪

THANK YOU,
ESTHER WILLIAMS.

YOU JUST SCARED AWAY
DINNER.

HEY, UH, WHAT'S WITH
THE JACUZZI BUBBLES?

PUMBAA.

IT'S NOT ME, TIMON!

GEE! IT LOOKS
LIKE A BUNCH OF FISH,



AND THEY'RE SURE EXCITED
ABOUT SOMETHIN'.

YOU KNOW, I WONDER
WHAT THEY'RE DOIN'.

HEH HEH...

YOU WONDER, PUMBAA.

I KNOW.

WHY, THEY'RE DOING
SOME SORT OF...

UH, FISH DANCE THING

TO EXPRESS HAPPINESS
AT OUR PRESENCE.

GEE, SEEING
AS HOW WE'RE IN
THE AMAZON RIVER,

I FIGURED
THEY'D BE VORACIOUS,
FLESH-RENDING PIRANHA.

PIRANHA?

RAWWR!

Both: AAH!
[VROOM]

[PANTING]
[PANTING]

AH, YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY NEED?

A GREAT BIG SIGN
RIGHT HERE,

"WARNING: PIRANHA."

LIKE THIS ONE?

UH... EXACTLY LIKE THAT ONE,
BUT EVEN BIGGER.

OH! LIKE THAT ONE.

[LOUD ALARM SOUNDS]

YEAH.

NOW WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?

WE'LL STARVE!

AND STARVING ALWAYS
MAKES ME HUNGRY!

DON'T POUT!

I HATE POUTING.

NOW, LISTEN, PUMBAA,

YOU THINK
WE'RE GONNA JUST FIND
A WHOLE BUNCH OF BUGS

ALL LINED UP NICE AND NEAT
IN AN APPETIZING BUFFET,

WAITIN' FOR US
TO WALK UP AND EAT THEM?

PUMBAA,
WE'VE FOUND SHANGRI-LA.

POTATO-BUG SALAD,
PINTO BEETLES,

FRUIT-FLY COCKTAIL,

ROACH DRESSING,

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

OHH!

APHIDS!

OH, PUMBAA, YOU KNOW
HOW LONG IT'S BEEN
SINCE I'VE HAD APHIDS?

I MEAN
REALLY GOOD APHIDS,

NOT THOSE
STORE-BOUGHT APHIDS.

I LOVE APHIDS.

GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHIN'S FISHY,
TIMON.

I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THIS.

HEY, LIGHTEN UP.

IT'S FREE!

HUH?

MAKE A PIG
OUT OF YOURSELF.

OOPS!

TOO LATE.
YOU ALREADY HAVE.

HA HA HA HA!

GRRR!

MMM! YUM YUM YUM YUM!

YUM YUM YUM YUM!

[GULP]

MMM! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!

[GULP]

[BURP]

SO, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

IT'S JUST ALL THOSE BUGS
SITTIN' OUT LIKE THIS.

DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S, WELL,
A LITTLE CONVENIENT?

A LITTLE CONVENIENT?

PUMBAA, IT'S
INCREDIBLY CONVENIENT,

AND, WITHOUT A RESERVATION,
IT'S LIKE THEY KNEW
WE WERE COMIN'.

PRESTO! THERE IT IS,
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME,

ONE-STOP
SHOPPING CONVENIENCE.

MM-MMM GOOD!

I SALUTE WHOMEVER
THOUGHT THIS UP.

I'D LOVE TO SHAKE HIS HAND.

TIMON!

AH, WAITER!

WHAT A DELIGHTFUL
ESTABLISHMENT
YOU'VE GOT HERE.

IN FACT, I
WAS JUST SAYING HOW I'D
LOVE TO SHAKE YOUR HAND,

BUT YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY,
WHICH IS A PITY. HA HA!

BUT I DIGRESS.

YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE ANY ANTS,
WOULD YOU?

UH...ANTS?

TIMON...

ARE YOU
ABSOLUTELY SURE
THAT'S A WAITER?

OF COURSE I'M SURE.

AHEM! WHERE WAS I?

UH, UH, YEAH, ANTS.

UH, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE ANTS, SIR.

I'LL GO GET SOME.

I DON'T KNOW, TIMON.

A SNAKE
SERVING US DINNER?

I MEAN, DON'T SNAKES
USUALLY TRY TO EAT US,
OR AM I CRAZY?

PUMBAA, PUMBAA, PUMBAA,

WE ARE IN A FOREIGN LAND.

WE MUST CAST ASIDE
OUR PRECONCEPTIONS OF
WHAT IS RIGHT OR WRONG

AND GREET THE VERY
CULTURES OF THE WORLD
WITH OPEN ARMS.

RALPH, SAY, WE'VE
GOT TO GET SOME ANTS.

YOU BUFFOON!

WHAT DID I DO?
WHAT DID I DO?

YOU MUSCLEHEAD!

YOU LESS THAN
WORTHLESS THING, YOU!

HEY, HEY, EDDIE,

DON'T FORGET WHO'S
STARVING HERE, HUH?

WE ARE,

AND OF WE,
ESPECIALLY ME.

THAT'S WHY I HAD YOU
BUILD THE BUG BUFFET
IN THE FIRST PLACE,

TO TRAP US SOME FOOD!

YOU SEE, WE
ARE GOING TO EAT THEM.

WE ARE GOING TO
EAT THEM.

OK.

I GOT IT NOW, RALPH.

LET ME TRY AGAIN.
LET ME TRY AGAIN,

PLEASE?

[CRASH]
NAH! YOU'RE TOO SLOW...

IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

YOU SEE,
WHAT WE NEED EDWARDO,

IS SOMEONE
WITH POWERFUL COILS,

LIGHTNING-FAST REFLEXES,

AND STUNNING GOOD LOOKS,

SOMEONE LIKE, MOI.

NOW, YOU JUST GO GET
SOME HORSERADISH SAUCE.

WE'LL NEED IT
FOR THE BIG ONE.

HORSERADISH.
HORSERADISH.

HORSERADISH. YEAH.

AND WHEN YOU GET BACK,
I'LL HAVE THEM ALL
PREPPED AND FILLETED

AND... SMACK SMACK SMACK...
READY TO SWALLOW WHOLE.

OOH, YUM!

OH, BOY!

OH, BOY!

I GOTTA WARN TIMON!

[SLURP SLURP SLURP]

[SPLAT]

[PBBBLT]

[SQUISH]
[GULP]

JEEZ, HOW LONG
COULD IT POSSIBLY TAKE

TO ROUND UP A COUPLE
OF MEASLY ANTS?

MUST BE GETTIN'
THE UNCLES, TOO.

[CYMBALS CRASH]
HA HA HA!

PERFECTLY GOOD COMEDY,
AND NO ONE AROUND
TO HEAR IT.

PUMBAA, BABY,
WHERE YA BEEN?

THEY'RE GONNA EAT US!

WHO?

THE SNAKES!

PUMBAA, PUMBAA, PUMBAA,

WHOA!
PUMBAA?

AH, THE MAITRE D'!

NOW WE'RE
GETTIN' SOMEWHERE.

LISTEN, MY GOOD MAN,

I CAME IN HERE
WITH A WARTHOG
ABOUT YAY BIG,

CUTE LITTLE TUSKS,
AND NOW HE'S MISSING.

SEE IF YOU CAN FIND HIM.

ALSO, HOW LONG'S
A FELLA GOTTA WAIT TO
GET A FEW LOUSY ANTS?!

HUNH! UHH!

[CA-CHING]

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

OH, I'M SO SORRY.

YOU SEE,
MY, UH... HEADWAITER
IS A RECENT HIRE,

AND HE HAS
MISTAKENLY PUT YOU
IN THE COMMON QUARTERS.

NOW, PLEASE FOLLOW ME
TO THE PRIVATE
DINING ROOM, HMM?

IT HAS MORE
SOPHISTICATED
ER, UH... TRAPPINGS.

YEAH. MUCH MORE SUITED
TO INSECT CONNOISSEURS,
SUCH AS YOURSELF,

N'EST-CE PA?

PRIVATE DINING ROOM?

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!

FLAUNT IT, BABY!
FLAUNT IT!

THIS HAS
GOTTA BE SOME SORT
OF HEALTH VIOLATION.

BUT, TIMON, I'VE BEEN
TRYIN' TO TELL YA!

THIS IS NOT A RESTAURANT!

SHH! SHEESH!

I'M THINKING.

OK, WE'RE OUT
IN SOUTHERN BRAZIL...

BRACE YOURSELF,
MY RANK COMPADRE!

THOSE 2 LONG FELLOWS,

THEY ARE NOT WAITERS!

NO?
THEY ARE SNAKES!

NO!

THEN THEY'RE
GONNA EAT US!

NO!

AND THIS
IS NOT A RESTAURANT!

NO!

PRETTY IMPRESSIVE
HOW I FIGURED
ALL THAT OUT, HUH?

NO.

Eddie: RALPH,
I GOT THE HORSERADISH,
RALPH.

HERE'S THE RADISH...

AND THERE'S THE HORSE.

GRR!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

WHY, TRAPPING US LIKE THAT
IS A VIOLATION OF EVERYTHING
THE FOOD CHAIN STANDS FOR.

WHERE DO THEY GET OFF
DOIN' THIS TO US?

THAT'S WHERE
I DRAW THE LINE!

AND THEY'VE TREADED
ACROSS THAT LINE
LIKE, UH... LIKE...

IT WASN'T EVEN A LINE AT ALL!

I SAY 2 CAN PLAY THAT GAME.

NOT A HORSE
AND A RADISH!

I WANTED
A HORSERADISH-TYPE
CONDIMENT FOOD PRODUCT!

[WHISTLES]

YOO-HOO!

HEY, NATURAL SELECTION
GETTIN' YOU DOWN?

I'M SO DOWN.

TIRED OF LESSER SPECIES
EVOLVING INTO SOMETHING

WHICH CAN EASILY EVADE
YOUR HUNTER INSTINCTS?

YOU DON'T KNOW
THE HALF OF IT.

BORED WITH THE OLD ROUTINE
OF FORAGE, FORAGE, FORAGE?

AH, IT'S LIKE THEY'RE
READIN' MY MIND.

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

THEN GET YOUR VERTEBRAE
DOWN TO CARNIVORE KING
OF THE BOCKSTER SCHNITZEL...

WHERE THE CARNIVORE
IS KING!

FOR A LIMITED TIME,

YOU CAN CHOOSE
FROM THE NEW VORACIOUS
VIPER VALUE PACK.

A BUCKET OF GRUB-EATERS!

OR THE CLASSIC CARNIVORE
NIGHT OWL COMBO,

A TENDER CUT
OF JUICY MARMOSET,

2 MOUSE-KA-BOBS...

Pumbaa:
AND A 6-PACK OF TOUCANS!

WHOA! THAT'S 12 CANS
TO YOU AND ME!

AH HA HA HA HA HA!

THAT'S RIGHT, FRIENDS,

SAY GOOD-BYE TO
MEAN OLD MR. FOOD CHAIN,

SAY GOOD-BYE
TO STALKING AND PREYING,

AND SAY HELLO
TO THE GOOD LIFE!

HELLO TO GOOD-TASTING
GOOD FOOD

AND GOOD TIMES!

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

Eddie: GOODY,
GOODY, GOODY.

WHO SAYS SURVIVAL'S
ONLY FOR THE FITTEST?

YEE-O-O-OW!
YEE-O-O-OW!

[SPLASH]

Ralph: OUCH! GET 'EM
OFF ME! GET 'EM... OUCH!

DOWN BOY!

EASY!

OOH!

[GURGLING]

[VROOM]

YEE-AAH!
YEE-AAH!

[VROOM]

NOW, THAT, PUMBAA,
IS WHAT I CALL FAST FOOD.

AH HA HA HA HA HA!

AHH!

[SLURP]

AHH!

THERE IS NOTHING IN LIFE
MORE SATISFACTIFYIN'

THAN GORGING ONE'S SELF
INTO A GLUTTONOUS
STUPOR, RIGHT, PUMBAA?

OHH!

PUMBAA, ARE YOU OK?

I'M JUST FINE, TIMON. UNH!

PUMBAA, PUMBAA, PUMBAA,
OLD BUDDY. SPEAK TO ME!

[FARTING]

HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

WHUH! WUH!

SAY, PUMBAA,
YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
YOU LOOK GREEN.

I THINK
MAYBE YOU'RE SICK.

BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN SICK
A DAY IN MY LIFE, TIMON.

[SNORT]

MAYBE I JUST
ATE A BAD BUG.

MAYBE YOU JUST
ATE A BAD BUG?

MAYBE YOU
JUST ATE A BAD BUG?

HEY, MAYBE YOU
JUST ATE A BAD BUG.

LET'S LOOK IT UP.

OK, LET'S SEE HERE.

OOH, HERE'S
THAT PINK GRUBBY KIND

THAT WAS LIKE EATING
BOILED HAIRBALL LUMPS.

ECH!

OH! REMEMBER THIS ONE,
PUMBAA?

IT WAS LIKE EATING
STALE, DECAYING MAGGOTS
IN CLUMPY SLUDGE SAUCE.

BLEH...

OH, AND HERE WAS
THE KING STOMACH-TURNER
OF ALL.

THIS ONE WAS DEFINITELY
LIKE EATING STICKY,
SLIMY, GLOPPY GLOOPS

OF RAW, CRUSTY
WHARF SCRAPINGS...

REMEMBER?

WHOA, PUMBAA,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

YOU'RE GETTING WORSE!

I THINK MAYBE
I AM SICK, TIMON.

LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY,
REALLY, TRUTHFULLY,
GETTING SICK?

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

YES.

THIS IS GREAT!

IT IS?

DON'T YOU SEE?
IF YOU'RE SICK,

THAT MEANS SOMEBODY'S
GOING TO HAVE TO
TAKE CARE OF YOU

AND CURE YOU AND
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

SO?

AND THE SOMEBODY
WHO DOES THAT

SHOULD BE SOMEBODY
VERY CLOSE TO YOU,

SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS YOU
AND YOUR UGLY
PERSONAL HABITS

BETTER THAN
ANYBODY ELSE.

YOU MEAN MY MOMMY?

NO. NOT YOUR MOMMY.

ME!
YOU?

FINALLY,
A CHANCE TO REPAY
MY BESTEST BEST PAL

FOR ALL THE YEARS
OF SELFLESS DEVOTION

AND KINDNESS
THAT HE'S SHOWN ME.

THIS IS THE MOMENT
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR,
PUMBAA.

I... TIMON...
AM GOING TO CURE YOU!

WHU...

[BURP]

ARE YOU SURE WE NEED
ALL THIS STUFF, TIMON?

MAYBE I JUST NEED TO BURP.

MAYBE YOU JUST
NEED TO BURP. HA!

PUMBAA, LEAVE THE CURING
TO YOURS TRULY,

AND THE FIRST STEP
TO CURING

IS KNOWING WHAT IT IS
WE NEED TO CURE,

AND WE FIND OUT
WHAT THAT IS

BY MEANS OF EXECUTION.

DON'T YOU MEAN
A EXA-EXA-EXA-AH...

EXAMINATION?

AH-CHOO!

NASAL PASSAGES CLEAR.

BONES OK.

AH!

REFLEXES FUNCTIONING.

OOF!

STOOL FINE.

ARGH! UGH! EH!

[BOOM]

BLOOD PRESSURE NORMAL.

OOH!

WELL, PUMBAA,
I HAVE COME TO THE END
OF MY EXAMINATION,

AND AFTER
MUCH HYPOTHESIZING
AND CONTEMPLATING

AND, UH, CONJUGATING,

I'VE ARRIVED
AT A DIAGNOSIS!

SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

YOU'RE SICK.

WUH!

NOW ALL THAT'S LEFT
TO DO IS CURE YOU,

AND THEN
YOU'LL BE ALL BETTER.

SAY, PUMBAA, AREN'T
YOU GLAD YOU GOT SICK

SO I COULD TAKE CARE
OF YOU SO WELL?

OF COURSE YOU ARE!

NOW, LET'S SEE.
LET'S SEE. LET'S SEE.

HOW AM I GOING TO CURE
MY BESTEST BEST PAL?

I KNOW, TIMON.

MAYBE I
SHOULD GO TO A LICENSED
AND PRACTICING PHYSICIAN

WHO IS A TRAINED
AND EDUCATED EXPERT

IN THE FIELD
OF MEDICAL TREATMENT.

WHAT? YOU MEAN A DOCTOR?

NONSENSE!

EVERYONE'S AFRAID
OF DOCTORS,

BUT, MY PEAKED PAL,

I AM CLEARLY
NOT A DOCTOR,

SO, THEREFORE,
YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT...

UNDERSTAND?
NO.

LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY,
PUMBAA.

MODERN MEDICINE IS ALL
FINE AND GOOD AND WELL,

BUT I SAY,
OUT WITH THE NEW
AND IN WITH THE OLD:

MY GRANDMOTHER'S
CURE-ALL BOOK,

FILLED
WITH THE CENTURIES'
OLD TRADITION

OF SUPERSTITION
AND HOME REMEDIES.

NOW, IT
CLEARLY SAYS HERE

"TO CHECK ALL THE
WATERTIGHT COMPARTMENTS,

MAKING SURE
THE WELDS ARE SOLID
AND WITHOUT DEFECT."

CAN'T ARGUE
WITH TRADITION.

SAY, UH, TIMON,
WHAT EXACTLY IS THE EXACT
TITLE OF THAT BOOK?!

OOPS! WRONG BOOK.

AH, HERE WE GO!

YES! HERE IT IS
ON PAGE 3,324.

GRANNY TIMONA'S
ULTIMATE CURE-ALL.

THIS SHOULD
DO THE TRICK.

NOW, YOU WAIT HERE,
PUMBAA,

WHILE
I GO AND GATHER
THE POISONED BERRIES

AND OTHER
NOXIOUS INGREDI-MENTS.

[BURP]

[BURPING]

WOW! I FEEL GOOD AS NEW.

HEY, TIMON, TIMON!

I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.

ALL I NEEDED TO
DO WAS BELCH! TIMON?

♪ I'M BA-ACK ♪

SAY, TIMON,
YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE...

DON'T SAY A WORD,
YOU SICK SWINE!

I'LL HAVE
MY GRANDMOTHER'S FAMOUS
MIRACLE CURE

MIXED UP IN A JIFFY.

YOU KNOW, PUMBAA,
I JUST GOTTA SAY

HAVIN' THE CHANCE
TO CURE YOU

IS THE MOST WONDERFUL
AND FULFILLING THING
EVER TO HAPPEN TO ME.

IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL
ALL WARM AND GLOWY
AND FUZZY INSIDE,

KNOWING THAT
I'VE BEEN ABLE TO HELP
MY BESTEST BEST FRIEND

IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
GET BETTER.

I MEAN, LOOK AT YA.

WAIT. LOOK AT YA.

WHAT HAPPENED, PUMBAA?

YOU DIDN'T JUST BURP
OR SOMETHING

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
GET BETTER, DID YOU?

WELL, ACTUALLY, UH...

I MEAN, YOU DO STILL
FEEL SICK, RIGHT?

BECAUSE IF YOU AREN'T
STILL FEELING SICK,

IT WILL CRUSH ME
EMOTIONALLY!

OH...WELL...

I MUST JUST LOOK BETTER.
THAT'S ALL. BURP!

YEAH. I STILL FEEL
REALLY AWFUL INSIDE,

SO YOU CAN GO AHEAD
AND CURE ME IF YOU WANT.

GOOD!

NOW, OPEN THE HATCH.

[GULP]

THERE.

FEEL BETTER, DON'T YOU?

AHH, WHAT DID I TELL YA?

THERE'S NOTHIN' BETTER
THAN BESTEST BEST
FRIENDSHIP

AND A GOOD OL'
HOME REMEDY FROM MA.

COME ON, PUMBAA,
LET'S GO, BUDDY.

I'M FEELIN' KINDA HUNGRY
AFTER ALL THAT WORK.

[HICCUP]
YES, SIR.

A BUCKET FULL
OF SLIMY GRUBS
AND GREASY MAGGOTS

SOUNDS MIGHTY, MIGHTY
GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW,
DOESN'T IT, OLD PAL?

[HICCUP
HICCUP HICCUP]

YOU OK, PUMBAA?

FINE, TIMON.

UH, I'M FINE.

UGH...

UHHH...

[HICCUP
HICCUP HICCUP]

[HICCUP HICCUP HICCUP]

♪ HEE HEE-HEE HEE-HEE ♪

♪ HEE HEE-HEE
HEE-HEE ♪

♪ A-WEE UM-MUM A-WEH ♪

♪ HEE HEE-HEE HEE-HEE ♪

♪ HEE HEE-HEE
HEE-HEE ♪

♪ A-WEE UM-MUM A-WEH ♪

♪ O-WIM-O-WEH ♪

♪ O-WEE O-WEE O ♪

♪ O-WIM-O-WEH
O-WIM-O-WEH ♪

♪ O-WIM-O-WEH O-WIM-O-WEH ♪

♪ O-WIM-O-WEH
O-WIM-O-WEH ♪

♪ O-WIM-O-WEH O-WIM-O-WEH ♪

♪ WEE ♪

♪ O-WIM-O-WEH

O-WIM-O-WEH ♪

♪ WEE EE EE-EE EE ♪

♪ O-WEE UM MUM MUM AY ♪
♪ O-WIM-OH-WEH

♪ IN THE JUNGLE
THE MIGHTY JUNGLE ♪

♪ THE LION
SLEEPS TONIGHT ♪

♪ IN THE JUNGLE
THE QUIET JUNGLE ♪

♪ THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT ♪

♪ WEE ♪

♪ O-WIM-O-WEH

O-WIM-O-WEH ♪

♪ WEE EE EE-EE EE ♪

♪ O-WEE UM MUM MUM AY ♪
♪ O-WIM-OH-WEH

♪ WEE ♪

♪ O-WIM-O-WEH

♪ WEE EE EE-EE EE ♪

♪ O-WEE UM MUM MUM AY ♪
♪ O-WIM-OH-WEH

♪ NEAR THE VILLAGE,
THE PEACEFUL VILLAGE ♪

♪ THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT ♪

♪ NEAR THE VILLAGE ♪

♪ THE QUIET VILLAGE ♪

♪ THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT ♪

♪ WHOA AH-WHOAH ♪

♪ WHOA AH-WHOA ♪

♪ WHOA A MOME-A-WEH ♪

♪ BL-L-L-L-L-L-L ♪

♪ OOH WHOOH HOO-HOO ♪

♪ OOH OOH-OOH ♪

♪ AH AH ♪

♪ O-WIM-O-WEH
O-WIM-O-WEH ♪

♪ AH ♪

♪ HA WAH AH-AH ♪

♪ AH AH AH-AH ♪

♪ AH AH
AH-AH ♪

♪ HUSH, MY DARLIN' ♪

♪ DON'T FEAR, MY DARLIN' ♪

♪ THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT ♪

♪ HUSH, MY DARLIN' ♪

♪ DON'T FEAR,
MY DARLIN' ♪

♪ THE LION
SLEEPS TONIGHT ♪

[GRRR]
♪ HEY HEY ♪

♪ A-WHOA A-WHOA ♪

♪ A-WHOA
A-WHOA ♪

♪ A-WHOA A-MUM A-WEH ♪

♪ O-WIM-O-WEH
O-WIM-O-WEH ♪

♪ A-MUM A-WEH ♪

♪ A-MUM
A-WEH ♪

♪ LION POH-COH ♪

♪ BAH GOH DEE BAH GOH DO ♪
HEH HEH!

♪ WHOA ♪

♪ O-WIM-O-WEH

O-WIM-O-WEH ♪

♪ WHOA OH WAH OH OH OH ♪

♪ O-WEH ♪
♪ O-WIM-OH-WEH

♪ HEE HEE-HEE HEE-HEE ♪

♪ HEE HEE-HEE
HEE-HEE ♪

♪ A-WEE UM-MUM A-WEH ♪