Timon & Pumbaa (1995–1999): Season 1, Episode 12 - Yosemite Remedy/Rafiki Fables: The Sky Is Calling - full transcript
Timon and Pumbaa decide to take justice into their own hands. A mysterious stone falls from the sky, in the middle of Timon and Pumba. The friendship of both will be tested.
- ♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE ♪
- ♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ AIN'T NO PASSING CRAZE ♪
- ♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ♪
-BOTH:
♪ IT'S OUR
PROBLEM-FREE PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
-PUMBAA: YEAH!
-(ROARS)
-BOTH:
♪ HAKUNA MATATA
TIMON AND PUMBAA ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
- ♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR
PROBLEM-FREE PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
-(SIZZLING)
-(BIRDS CAWING)
-WHAT MOOK NAMED THIS PLACE
"THE MOJAVE DESSERT"?
WE'VE BEEN LOOKIN' AROUND
FOR HOURS
AND THERE'S NO DESSERT
AROUND HERE AT ALL.
-UH, BUT TIMON...
-WHAT?
-I DON'T THINK
THIS IS A DESSERT,
I THINK THIS
IS A LARGELY TREELESS,
DRY, BARREN, SANDY WASTELAND.
PUMBAA, PUMBAA,
THAT'S A DESERT.
THIS IS A DESSERT.
GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.
-ANIMAL:
HELP! PLEASE SAVE ME!
SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP! HELP!
RESCUE ME OR I AM DOOMED!
NEVER AGAIN TO BREATHE
THE SWEET DESERT AIR!
NEVER AGAIN TO SLEEP BENEATH
THE STAR-FILLED SKY!
(INHALES)
NEVER AGAIN!
EXCUSE ME. I CAN SEE
THAT YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING,
QUICKSAND TO BE EXACT,
BUT DID YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE
ANY DESSERT AROUND HERE?
THERE IS NO DESERT
TO BE FOUND OUT HERE.
THIS IS A LARGELY TREELESS,
DRY, BARREN, SANDY WASTELAND.
-TOLD YA.
-WELL, THANKS ANYWAY, FELLA.
HAVE A NICE LIFE,
OR AT LEAST WHAT'S LEFT OF IT.
GOODBYE. COME ON.
-BUT AREN'T YOU GOING
TO RESCUE ME?
-UH, YEAH, TIMON,
AREN'T WE GOING TO SAVE
THE POOR LITTLE BUNNY?
PUMBAA, PUMBAA,
YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND
SAVING EVERY DROWNING BUNNY
YOU HAPPEN ONTO.
BUT IT'S JUST ONE
SINGLE DROWNING BUNNY.
WALK WITH ME PUMBAA
AND I WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU.
YOU SEE, ONE BUNNY
SOON BECOMES TEN BUNNIES
WHICH SOON BECOMES 100 BUNNIES
WHICH SOON BECOMES
1,000 BUNNIES.
WE WOULD BE INTERFERING
WITH THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
-HELP, TIMON!
-SAVE US!
-PUMBAA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-WELL, AT FIRST,
I WAS RESCUING THE BUNNY,
BUT NOW IM DROWNING
IN QUICKSAND.
-PLEASE RESCUE US
OR WE'RE DOOMED.
NEVER AGAIN TO BREATHE
THE SWEET DESERT AIR!
NEVER AGAIN...
-YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. CLAM IT
AND JUST HAND OVER ONE
OF YOUR EARS, WOULD YA.
OKAY, GOOD. NOW, YOU GRAB HOLD
OF THE OTHER EAR, PUMBAA.
THAT'S IT.
NOW, HOLD ON TIGHT
WHILE I PULL.
-(GROANING)
-(GRUNTING)
-(SCREAMING)
-OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU
THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THA-A-ANK YOU!
(KISSES)
-OKAY, ENOUGH. YOU'RE WELCOME.
NOW, FAREWELL, ADIOS, CIAO,
AND ALL THAT STUFF.
WELL, SEE YOU AROUND.
BUH-BYE.
THERE I WAS, SECONDS AWAY
FROM THE END,
WITH NO HOPE,
READY TO FACE
THE BIG BUNNY HUTCH
IN THE SKY,
WHEN YOU TWO BRAVELY CAME
TO MY RESCUE.
I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE
LET HIM DROWN.
NO, NO. DON'T GO, PLEASE.
YOU MUST LET ME DO SOMETHING
TO REPAY YOU.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
-GEE, TIMON, I DON'T THINK HE'S
GONNA LEAVE US ALONE
UNTIL HE'S REPAID US
FOR SAVING HIS LIFE.
-RABBIT:
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE... (CONTINUES)
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
OKAY.
BE QUIET AND LISTEN UP, BUNNY.
THERE IS SOMETHING
YOU CAN GET US.
ANYTHING, YOU NAME IT.
ANYTHING.
WE WANT A NICE LARGE
PITCHER OF WATER.
NO, NO. AND MAKE
THAT ICE WATER...
SPARKLING ICE WATER!
WITH CRUSHED ICE
AND A TWIST OF LIME.
-COMING RIGHT UP.
ANYTHING FOR THE MEERKAT
AND WARTHOG
WHO SAVED MY LIFE.
-GOSH, TIMON, HE'S NEVER
GOING TO BE ABLE
TO FIND A PITCHER
OF ICE WATER
OUT HERE IN THE HOT SUN.
-EXACTLY, PUMBAA.
SO NOW, WE DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT HIM
BOTHERING US OR POTENTIALLY
ANNOYING US ANYMORE.
-ONE PITCHER OF ICE WATER,
SPARKLING, CRUSHED ICE,
AND A TWIST OF LIME. WHAT CAN
I DO FOR YOU NOW? YOU NAME IT.
-I THINK
WE MAY HAVE A PROBLEM.
-RABBIT:
THERE I WAS, CHIN DEEP
IN A VIOLENT SWIRLING VORTEX
OF QUICKSAND,
GOING DOWN FOR THE THIRD...
NO, FIFTH TIME.
WHEN, OUT OF NOWHERE,
AS IF SENT BY A FORCE
GREATER THAN ANY WE KNOW...
-I WANT TO SEND THIS GUY A FORCE
GREATER THAN ANY WE KNOW.
...NO TIME TO LOSE
AND BEFORE ANOTHER GRAIN OF SAND
CAN LODGE IN MY CHOKING THROAT,
YOU TAKE ON NATURE ITSELF,
RISKING PAW AND TOOTH
TO PLUCK ME FROM THE JAWS
OF DEATH.
-MY, MY, MY. LOOK AT THE TIME.
YOU KNOW, AS MUCH
AS I'D REALLY LOVE
TO HEAR YOU TELL
THAT STORY AGAIN,
FOR THE 500TH TIME,
WE'VE GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP.
-PLEASANT DREAMS.
-(BOTH SNORING)
VERY GOOD. I SHALL JUST DREAM
OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS
I AM GOING TO DO TOMORROW
FOR THE MEERKAT AND WARTHOG
WHO SAVED MY LIFE.
(SNORES)
SECONDS AWAY FROM THE END...
(SNORES)
WITH NO HOPE...
(SNORES)
MEERKAT AND WARTHOG...
(SNORES)
BRAVELY TO THE RESCUE.
(SNORES)
-I FEEL KINDA BAD.
MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE
LEFT HIM A NOTE.
YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE, "DEAR
ANNOYING OVERBEARING BUNNY,
YOU NEARLY DROVE ME BONKERS.
LOVE AND KISSES, TIMON."
HEY, LIFESAVER CHUMS, WAKE UP!
YOU FELLAS ARE SLEEPWALKING.
THAT'S VERY, VERY DANGEROUS.
YOU COULD EASILY
HAVE GOTTEN LOST.
THEN, WHERE WOULD I BE
WITHOUT MY NEW FRIENDS?
MY NEW LIFELONG FRIENDS?
-LIFELONG FRIENDS?
-...LIFELONG FRIENDS?
-OF COURSE! HOW THE TWO
OF YOU GOT BY WITHOUT ME
I SHALL NEVER KNOW.
AND I SHUDDER AT THE THOUGHT
OF WHERE I WOULD BE
WITHOUT YOU.
SO, THE WAY I FIGURE IT,
SINCE I OWE YOU MY LIFE,
I SHOULD STICK BY YOU
FOR EVER AND EVER
AND EVER, AND EVER,
AND EVER...
OH, IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE THE
LOOK OF PURE BLISS
ON YOUR FACES.
NOW, I SHALL HOP OFF
AND FLUFF YOUR PILLOWS
AND SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
-(SCREAMING)
-NOW, SETTLE DOWN, TIMON.
HE'S JUST BEING A NICE BUNNY.
-NICE? NICE IS A POSTCARD
IN THE MAIL EVERY NOW AND THEN.
BUT THIS GUY'S GOING
TO BE WITH US
EVERY WAKING MOMENT
OF OUR LIVES.
-(SCREAMING)
-OKAY, OKAY. RELAX, RELAX.
CALM DOWN. NOW, ALL IS NOT LOST.
WE'RE SMART GUYS.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS COME UP
WITH AN IDEA
TO GET RID OF THIS BUNNY.
-LET'S PACE.
HMM.
-OH. OH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT IS SO GOOD.
-GOT AN IDEA?
-NAH, IT'LL NEVER WORK.
-YEAH. YEAH. YEAH!
(PASSES GAS)
OH YEAH!
-WHAT? YOU GOT SOMETHING?
-NAH. I THINK YOURS
WAS BETTER.
-(ROOSTER CROWING)
-(GRUNTS) I GOT IT!
-YES?
-WELL, YOU KNOW HOW
WE SAVED HIS LIFE?
-THAT WAS OUR FIRST MISTAKE.
-WELL, IT SEEMS TO ME,
IF HE SAVED OUR LIVES,
WE'D BE EVEN,
AND HE WOULD NO LONGER ANNOY US.
-BAD IDEA. TERRIBLE IDEA.
IT'LL NEVER WORK.
NO, NO, NO, NO,
WE NEED SOMETHING MORE CLEVER.
LIKE YOU KNOW HOW
WE SAVED HIS LIFE?
-YEAH. UH-HUH.
-WELL, IT SEEMS TO ME
IF HE SAVED OUR LIVES
WE'D BE EVEN... AND HE
WOULD NO LONGER ANNOY US.
I THINK I'VE OUTDONE
MYSELF, PUMBAA.
AND THOSE SHARP, POTENTIALLY
LETHAL OBJECTS BELOW US
ADD A NICE TOUCH,
DON'T YOU THINK?
-UH, VERY NICE.
-AND NOW,
FOR THE COUP DE GRACE.
-UH, UH TIMON,
THIS IS ONLY SUPPOSED
TO LOOK DANGEROUS, RIGHT?
-RIGHT. AND DOESN'T
IT LOOK DANGEROUS?
-ABSOLUTELY.
-GOOD.
AND JUST REMEMBER,
WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS
I DON'T WANT YOU
TAKING THE CREDIT.
THIS WAS MY IDEA.
DANGLING ABOVE A BUNCH
OF SHARP OBJECTS BY A ROPE
THAT'S ON FIRE WAS YOUR IDEA.
UNDERSTOOD.
OKAY, THIS IS IT.
START SCREAMING FOR HELP
AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS.
-HELP! HELP!
-HELP, HELP, HELP, HELP!
-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
-PLEASE RESCUE US
OR WE'RE DOOMED,
NEVER AGAIN TO BREATHE
THE SWEET DESERT AIR.
NEVER AGAIN TO SLEEP BENEATH
THE STAR-FILLED SKY.
NEVER AGAIN TO...
-HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND
THE SITUATION EXACTLY.
YOU WANT ME TO SAVE YOU,
JUST AS YOU SAVED ME?
-THAT'S RIGHT.
-WHAT? AND GET KILLED?
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MINDS?
I'M OUT OF HERE.
-UH, TIMON?
-YES, PUMBAA?
-THE BUNNY RUNNING OFF
WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN, WAS IT?
NO, PUMBAA, IT WASN'T.
I BELIEVE THIS WAS YOUR IDEA?
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
-(SPLASH)
-RABBIT:
OH, HOW YOU TWO
COULD EVER SURVIVE WITHOUT ME,
I'LL NEVER KNOW.
I COULD NEVER
LET MY NEW LIFELONG FRIENDS
FALL TO THEIR DOOM
I SHALL PROTECT YOU BOTH
FROM FALLING METEORS,
EARTHQUAKES, ATOMIC EXPLOSIONS,
STRAY TOMAHAWK MISSILES,
KILLER ANT INVASIONS, WHICH YOU
TWO WOULD PROBABLY LOVE ANYWAY,
AND PROTECT YOU, FOREVER
AND EVER AND EVER.
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
-(ANIMAL CRIES)
-(SCREAMING)
-WHAT?
I THINK I'LL HAVE
THAT WATER NOW.
(SLURPS)
-EVERYONE IS IN SUCH A HURRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
ALL THE COMMOTIONS ABOUT.
I'M AFRAID THAT I'M WHAT
ALL THE COMMOTION IS ABOUT.
-(BOTH SCREAM)
-WELL, IF IT ISN'T TALL, DARK,
AND GRUESOME.
-YEAH, THE FACE THAT SUNK
A THOUSAND SHIPS.
-(LAUGHING)
-HIYA!
(BABBLING)
-(CHUCKLES)
GOOD MORNING, HERMAN.
OH, DON'T TALK TO HIM, LAURA.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S BEEN.
FROM THE LOOKS OF HIM,
I'D SAY UNDER A ROCK.
-(LAUGHING)
GIRLS, LEAVE HIM ALONE.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE GOTTA GET YOU READY
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.
YOU ARE COMING TO MY PARTY,
AREN'T YOU, HERMAN?
-I, UH, WELL, I UH...
(BELCHES)
LAURA, IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY,
NOT HALLOWEEN.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-HE COULD SCARE THE PAINT
OFF A '56 CHEVY.
-EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT
TO BE UGLY,
BUT HE'S ABUSIN'
THE PRIVILEGE.
-HE MUST'VE FALLEN OUT
OF AN UGLY TREE
AND GOT HIT BY ALL THE LIMBS
ON THE WAY DOWN.
-UGLY? HE'S AS UGLY
AS HOMEMADE SOUP.
-AH, HE'S A TREASURE,
SOMETHING THEY DUG UP.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-(CHUCKLING)
-(THUDS)
- OHH! (GRUNTS)
(KNOCKS)
ARE YOU FINISHED
WITH MY BOWL, YOUNG MAN?
-(SIGHS)
-BESIDES THE OBVIOUS,
WHAT IS THE MATTER?
-I GOT PROBLEMS.
-(CHUCKLES)
TELL THIS OLD MONKEY
YOUR PROBLEMS.
-I DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
I'M EVEN UGLY IN THE DARK.
-LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
YOU KNOW THE OLD PROVERB:
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE...
AYE-YAI-YAI-YAI...
UGH!
WELL, BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP.
-THAT'S NOT THE ONLY PROBLEM.
-IT GETS WORSE?
-THERE'S THIS GIRL...
-IT GETS WORSE.
-SHE'S A GORGEOUS GAZELLE.
HER NAME IS LAURA, SHE'S HAVING
A BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT
AND I WANT HER TO NOTICE ME.
-HOW COULD SHE NOT?
-(HERMAN CRYING)
-IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL HELP YOU.
RAFIKIMAN HAS A FEW TRICKS
UP HIS SLEEVE.
WHAT IN THE WONDERFUL WORLD
ARE YOU DOING?
-WAITING FOR THE MAGIC TRICKS.
-MAGIC TAKES MANY FORMS,
MY FRIEND.
FOLLOW ME, I'LL SHOW YOU
SOME MAGIC OF YOUR OWN.
OUR FIRST LESSON IS THE WALK.
THE KEY TO WALKING IS
TO BE LIGHT AS AIR.
WATCH THIS.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
WALK IS LIKE A MARSHMALLOW.
FEATHER LIGHT
AND FRAGILE EGGIES
SHOW THE CROC
BENEATH YOUR LEGGIES.
-(SIGHS)
I CAN'T DO THAT.
-I THOUGHT I HEARD
THE WORD "CAN'T".
-YOU DID. I SAID I CAN'T...
DO THAT.
POSTURE IS IMPORTANT.
CONCENTRATE ON BALANCING
THE BOOKS
AND THE CROCODILES
WON'T BOTHER YOU AT ALL.
NOW, GET OUT THERE
AND DO IT.
-WHOA! WHOA!
FEATHER LIGHT! FEATHER LIGHT!
-(PANTING)
WHAT NOW?
-YOU MUST COME BACK!
-I CAN'T.
LOOK BEHIND YOU!
-YES, YES, YES, RUN!
RUN! YES, YES, YES!
-(CROCODILE GROWLING)
NO, NO, NO,
STOP, STOP, PLEASE!
-(THUMPS, CRASHES)
-I DID IT! I DID IT!
-(HUMMING)
-(EXPLOSION)
AND NOW, A LITTLE SOMETHING
TO FIX THAT VOICE OF YOURS.
ONE OF THESE POTIONS
IS BOUND TO WORK.
-(SNIFFS)
PHEW.
-DRINK UP. IT'S BETTER
THAN IT SMELLS.
-(GULPS)
-NOW, NOW, SAY SOMETHING.
-(BELCHES)
(BELCHES AGAIN)
YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE
TO THE WILDEBEEST.
PLEASE STEP AWAY
FROM THE WILDEBEEST.
-WELL, I BELIEVE
IT'S TAKING EFFECT.
LET'S TRY AGAIN.
-(WHIRRING)
-(HICCUP)
BARNEY FIFE:
WELL, GOLLY, ARE YOU SURE THIS
HERE POTION IS GONNA WORK?
I MEAN...
(HICCUPS)
EASTWOOD: IT SEEMS SO SILLY.
THAT POTION, IT SMELLS
LIKE OLD SNEAKERS IN JULY!
(HICCUPS)
ELVIS: I MEAN LIKE,
I'M ALL SHOOK UP, MAN.
GIMME SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT,
LIKE A 65 POUND BAG
OF SUGARY SNACKS AND A DONUT
TO GO, JELLY-FILLED.
(HICCUPS)
ANNOUNCER: THIS IS A TEST OF
THE EMERGENCY WILDEBEEST SYSTEM.
IF THIS HAD BEEN
AN ACTUAL WILDEBEEST,
YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD
WHERE TO TUNE
FOR EMERGENCY INFORMATION
AND INSTRUCTION.
THIS IS ONLY A WILDEBEEST.
WHY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT CAME OVER ME.
NOW, THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE IT.
-(SMACKS)
-(SLICING)
-(BRUSHING)
-(WHINING)
-(HISSES)
-(PANTING)
-HOW DO I LOOK?
-YOU LOOK MARVELOUS.
-(ANIMALS CHATTERING)
-ANIMAL:
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD
TO THIS ALL DAY.
OH, LAURA,
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
YOU'LL LIKE THE FROSTING,
BUT YOU'LL REALLY LIKE
WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-(DRUM ROLL)
-(RATTLING)
-(SQUEALING)
-(SCREAMS)
-(KISSES)
-MY DEAR LAURA,
WHATEVER GIFTS YOU'VE RECEIVED,
YOU SHOULD GIVE BACK.
BECAUSE MY GIFT TO YOU
IS BEYOND COMPARE.
MY GIFT TO YOU
IS THE ONLY THING
YOU'LL EVER NEED TO HAVE.
MY GIFT TO YOU IS ME.
-(MONKEY SCREAMING)
-ANIMAL:
OH! WHO'S THAT OVER THERE?
-ANIMALS: OH!
-(GROANING)
-(MONKEY SHRIEKING)
-(GROWLING)
-(COUGHS)
HOW DARE YOU UPSTAGE ME,
YOU "WILDE-JERK."
I CHALLENGE YOU
TO THE ONLY GAME
WHICH MATCHES
MY GREATNESS, CHICKEN.
COME ON, YOU AND ME, CHARGING
HEAD-TO-HEAD, AT FULL FORCE.
THE FIRST ONE TO BREAK STRIDE
IS THE LOSER, "WILDE-BOY."
ARE YOU UP FOR IT?
-WHAT'S ANOTHER KNOCK
ON THE HEAD?
-I'M UP FOR IT, I GUESS.
THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY.
I DON'T WANNA DO THIS.
I JUST WANT LAURA.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
-YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE
THIS ONE OUT FOR YOURSELF,
BUT I SUGGEST YOU LOOK WITHIN
FOR THE ANSWER.
BE TRUE TO YOURSELF, HERMAN.
-HEY, READY YET? OKAY,
ON THREE, YOU BONEHEAD.
ALL RIGHT. ONE, TWO...
UH, TWO, UH, THREE?
YEAH, THREE!
-DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
DON'T DAWDLE.
THREE! THREE! CAN'T YOU HEAR?
GO, YOU SILLY THING!
-THAT'S IT.
BE TRUE TO MYSELF.
THAT'LL DO IT.
BOO.
-(SCREAMS)
-GREAT! GREAT! GOOD FOR YOU!
YOU HAVE TO...
YOU ARE TRUE TO YOURSELF.
YOU HAVE LEARNED
THE FINAL LESSON.
-BUT WE'D BETTER GET OUT
OF HERE BEFORE I SCARE
THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY.
THAT'S ANOTHER HARD LESSON
I'VE LEARNED.
-LAURA:
WAIT, DON'T GO.
THAT WAS VERY BRAVE OF YOU
TO FACE MEL DOWN LIKE THAT.
NO PUN INTENDED.
-UH, THAT'S REALLY NICE
OF YOU, LAURA,
BUT WE REALLY SHOULD GO.
[GONG]
-IT MAY BE MY BIRTHDAY,
BUT I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
-(GASPING, AWWING)
I AM SO GLAD YOU HAD
THE COURAGE TO BE YOURSELF.
IT GAVE ME THE COURAGE
TO BE MYSELF, TOO.
AWW,
ISN'T LOVE BEAUTIFUL?
♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE ♪
- ♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ AIN'T NO PASSING CRAZE ♪
- ♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ♪
-BOTH:
♪ IT'S OUR
PROBLEM-FREE PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
-PUMBAA: YEAH!
-(ROARS)
-BOTH:
♪ HAKUNA MATATA
TIMON AND PUMBAA ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
- ♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR
PROBLEM-FREE PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
-(SIZZLING)
-(BIRDS CAWING)
-WHAT MOOK NAMED THIS PLACE
"THE MOJAVE DESSERT"?
WE'VE BEEN LOOKIN' AROUND
FOR HOURS
AND THERE'S NO DESSERT
AROUND HERE AT ALL.
-UH, BUT TIMON...
-WHAT?
-I DON'T THINK
THIS IS A DESSERT,
I THINK THIS
IS A LARGELY TREELESS,
DRY, BARREN, SANDY WASTELAND.
PUMBAA, PUMBAA,
THAT'S A DESERT.
THIS IS A DESSERT.
GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.
-ANIMAL:
HELP! PLEASE SAVE ME!
SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP! HELP!
RESCUE ME OR I AM DOOMED!
NEVER AGAIN TO BREATHE
THE SWEET DESERT AIR!
NEVER AGAIN TO SLEEP BENEATH
THE STAR-FILLED SKY!
(INHALES)
NEVER AGAIN!
EXCUSE ME. I CAN SEE
THAT YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING,
QUICKSAND TO BE EXACT,
BUT DID YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE
ANY DESSERT AROUND HERE?
THERE IS NO DESERT
TO BE FOUND OUT HERE.
THIS IS A LARGELY TREELESS,
DRY, BARREN, SANDY WASTELAND.
-TOLD YA.
-WELL, THANKS ANYWAY, FELLA.
HAVE A NICE LIFE,
OR AT LEAST WHAT'S LEFT OF IT.
GOODBYE. COME ON.
-BUT AREN'T YOU GOING
TO RESCUE ME?
-UH, YEAH, TIMON,
AREN'T WE GOING TO SAVE
THE POOR LITTLE BUNNY?
PUMBAA, PUMBAA,
YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND
SAVING EVERY DROWNING BUNNY
YOU HAPPEN ONTO.
BUT IT'S JUST ONE
SINGLE DROWNING BUNNY.
WALK WITH ME PUMBAA
AND I WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU.
YOU SEE, ONE BUNNY
SOON BECOMES TEN BUNNIES
WHICH SOON BECOMES 100 BUNNIES
WHICH SOON BECOMES
1,000 BUNNIES.
WE WOULD BE INTERFERING
WITH THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
-HELP, TIMON!
-SAVE US!
-PUMBAA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-WELL, AT FIRST,
I WAS RESCUING THE BUNNY,
BUT NOW IM DROWNING
IN QUICKSAND.
-PLEASE RESCUE US
OR WE'RE DOOMED.
NEVER AGAIN TO BREATHE
THE SWEET DESERT AIR!
NEVER AGAIN...
-YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. CLAM IT
AND JUST HAND OVER ONE
OF YOUR EARS, WOULD YA.
OKAY, GOOD. NOW, YOU GRAB HOLD
OF THE OTHER EAR, PUMBAA.
THAT'S IT.
NOW, HOLD ON TIGHT
WHILE I PULL.
-(GROANING)
-(GRUNTING)
-(SCREAMING)
-OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU
THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THA-A-ANK YOU!
(KISSES)
-OKAY, ENOUGH. YOU'RE WELCOME.
NOW, FAREWELL, ADIOS, CIAO,
AND ALL THAT STUFF.
WELL, SEE YOU AROUND.
BUH-BYE.
THERE I WAS, SECONDS AWAY
FROM THE END,
WITH NO HOPE,
READY TO FACE
THE BIG BUNNY HUTCH
IN THE SKY,
WHEN YOU TWO BRAVELY CAME
TO MY RESCUE.
I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE
LET HIM DROWN.
NO, NO. DON'T GO, PLEASE.
YOU MUST LET ME DO SOMETHING
TO REPAY YOU.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
-GEE, TIMON, I DON'T THINK HE'S
GONNA LEAVE US ALONE
UNTIL HE'S REPAID US
FOR SAVING HIS LIFE.
-RABBIT:
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE... (CONTINUES)
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
OKAY.
BE QUIET AND LISTEN UP, BUNNY.
THERE IS SOMETHING
YOU CAN GET US.
ANYTHING, YOU NAME IT.
ANYTHING.
WE WANT A NICE LARGE
PITCHER OF WATER.
NO, NO. AND MAKE
THAT ICE WATER...
SPARKLING ICE WATER!
WITH CRUSHED ICE
AND A TWIST OF LIME.
-COMING RIGHT UP.
ANYTHING FOR THE MEERKAT
AND WARTHOG
WHO SAVED MY LIFE.
-GOSH, TIMON, HE'S NEVER
GOING TO BE ABLE
TO FIND A PITCHER
OF ICE WATER
OUT HERE IN THE HOT SUN.
-EXACTLY, PUMBAA.
SO NOW, WE DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT HIM
BOTHERING US OR POTENTIALLY
ANNOYING US ANYMORE.
-ONE PITCHER OF ICE WATER,
SPARKLING, CRUSHED ICE,
AND A TWIST OF LIME. WHAT CAN
I DO FOR YOU NOW? YOU NAME IT.
-I THINK
WE MAY HAVE A PROBLEM.
-RABBIT:
THERE I WAS, CHIN DEEP
IN A VIOLENT SWIRLING VORTEX
OF QUICKSAND,
GOING DOWN FOR THE THIRD...
NO, FIFTH TIME.
WHEN, OUT OF NOWHERE,
AS IF SENT BY A FORCE
GREATER THAN ANY WE KNOW...
-I WANT TO SEND THIS GUY A FORCE
GREATER THAN ANY WE KNOW.
...NO TIME TO LOSE
AND BEFORE ANOTHER GRAIN OF SAND
CAN LODGE IN MY CHOKING THROAT,
YOU TAKE ON NATURE ITSELF,
RISKING PAW AND TOOTH
TO PLUCK ME FROM THE JAWS
OF DEATH.
-MY, MY, MY. LOOK AT THE TIME.
YOU KNOW, AS MUCH
AS I'D REALLY LOVE
TO HEAR YOU TELL
THAT STORY AGAIN,
FOR THE 500TH TIME,
WE'VE GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP.
-PLEASANT DREAMS.
-(BOTH SNORING)
VERY GOOD. I SHALL JUST DREAM
OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS
I AM GOING TO DO TOMORROW
FOR THE MEERKAT AND WARTHOG
WHO SAVED MY LIFE.
(SNORES)
SECONDS AWAY FROM THE END...
(SNORES)
WITH NO HOPE...
(SNORES)
MEERKAT AND WARTHOG...
(SNORES)
BRAVELY TO THE RESCUE.
(SNORES)
-I FEEL KINDA BAD.
MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE
LEFT HIM A NOTE.
YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE, "DEAR
ANNOYING OVERBEARING BUNNY,
YOU NEARLY DROVE ME BONKERS.
LOVE AND KISSES, TIMON."
HEY, LIFESAVER CHUMS, WAKE UP!
YOU FELLAS ARE SLEEPWALKING.
THAT'S VERY, VERY DANGEROUS.
YOU COULD EASILY
HAVE GOTTEN LOST.
THEN, WHERE WOULD I BE
WITHOUT MY NEW FRIENDS?
MY NEW LIFELONG FRIENDS?
-LIFELONG FRIENDS?
-...LIFELONG FRIENDS?
-OF COURSE! HOW THE TWO
OF YOU GOT BY WITHOUT ME
I SHALL NEVER KNOW.
AND I SHUDDER AT THE THOUGHT
OF WHERE I WOULD BE
WITHOUT YOU.
SO, THE WAY I FIGURE IT,
SINCE I OWE YOU MY LIFE,
I SHOULD STICK BY YOU
FOR EVER AND EVER
AND EVER, AND EVER,
AND EVER...
OH, IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE THE
LOOK OF PURE BLISS
ON YOUR FACES.
NOW, I SHALL HOP OFF
AND FLUFF YOUR PILLOWS
AND SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
-(SCREAMING)
-NOW, SETTLE DOWN, TIMON.
HE'S JUST BEING A NICE BUNNY.
-NICE? NICE IS A POSTCARD
IN THE MAIL EVERY NOW AND THEN.
BUT THIS GUY'S GOING
TO BE WITH US
EVERY WAKING MOMENT
OF OUR LIVES.
-(SCREAMING)
-OKAY, OKAY. RELAX, RELAX.
CALM DOWN. NOW, ALL IS NOT LOST.
WE'RE SMART GUYS.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS COME UP
WITH AN IDEA
TO GET RID OF THIS BUNNY.
-LET'S PACE.
HMM.
-OH. OH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT IS SO GOOD.
-GOT AN IDEA?
-NAH, IT'LL NEVER WORK.
-YEAH. YEAH. YEAH!
(PASSES GAS)
OH YEAH!
-WHAT? YOU GOT SOMETHING?
-NAH. I THINK YOURS
WAS BETTER.
-(ROOSTER CROWING)
-(GRUNTS) I GOT IT!
-YES?
-WELL, YOU KNOW HOW
WE SAVED HIS LIFE?
-THAT WAS OUR FIRST MISTAKE.
-WELL, IT SEEMS TO ME,
IF HE SAVED OUR LIVES,
WE'D BE EVEN,
AND HE WOULD NO LONGER ANNOY US.
-BAD IDEA. TERRIBLE IDEA.
IT'LL NEVER WORK.
NO, NO, NO, NO,
WE NEED SOMETHING MORE CLEVER.
LIKE YOU KNOW HOW
WE SAVED HIS LIFE?
-YEAH. UH-HUH.
-WELL, IT SEEMS TO ME
IF HE SAVED OUR LIVES
WE'D BE EVEN... AND HE
WOULD NO LONGER ANNOY US.
I THINK I'VE OUTDONE
MYSELF, PUMBAA.
AND THOSE SHARP, POTENTIALLY
LETHAL OBJECTS BELOW US
ADD A NICE TOUCH,
DON'T YOU THINK?
-UH, VERY NICE.
-AND NOW,
FOR THE COUP DE GRACE.
-UH, UH TIMON,
THIS IS ONLY SUPPOSED
TO LOOK DANGEROUS, RIGHT?
-RIGHT. AND DOESN'T
IT LOOK DANGEROUS?
-ABSOLUTELY.
-GOOD.
AND JUST REMEMBER,
WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS
I DON'T WANT YOU
TAKING THE CREDIT.
THIS WAS MY IDEA.
DANGLING ABOVE A BUNCH
OF SHARP OBJECTS BY A ROPE
THAT'S ON FIRE WAS YOUR IDEA.
UNDERSTOOD.
OKAY, THIS IS IT.
START SCREAMING FOR HELP
AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS.
-HELP! HELP!
-HELP, HELP, HELP, HELP!
-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
-PLEASE RESCUE US
OR WE'RE DOOMED,
NEVER AGAIN TO BREATHE
THE SWEET DESERT AIR.
NEVER AGAIN TO SLEEP BENEATH
THE STAR-FILLED SKY.
NEVER AGAIN TO...
-HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND
THE SITUATION EXACTLY.
YOU WANT ME TO SAVE YOU,
JUST AS YOU SAVED ME?
-THAT'S RIGHT.
-WHAT? AND GET KILLED?
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MINDS?
I'M OUT OF HERE.
-UH, TIMON?
-YES, PUMBAA?
-THE BUNNY RUNNING OFF
WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN, WAS IT?
NO, PUMBAA, IT WASN'T.
I BELIEVE THIS WAS YOUR IDEA?
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
-(SPLASH)
-RABBIT:
OH, HOW YOU TWO
COULD EVER SURVIVE WITHOUT ME,
I'LL NEVER KNOW.
I COULD NEVER
LET MY NEW LIFELONG FRIENDS
FALL TO THEIR DOOM
I SHALL PROTECT YOU BOTH
FROM FALLING METEORS,
EARTHQUAKES, ATOMIC EXPLOSIONS,
STRAY TOMAHAWK MISSILES,
KILLER ANT INVASIONS, WHICH YOU
TWO WOULD PROBABLY LOVE ANYWAY,
AND PROTECT YOU, FOREVER
AND EVER AND EVER.
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
-(ANIMAL CRIES)
-(SCREAMING)
-WHAT?
I THINK I'LL HAVE
THAT WATER NOW.
(SLURPS)
-EVERYONE IS IN SUCH A HURRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
ALL THE COMMOTIONS ABOUT.
I'M AFRAID THAT I'M WHAT
ALL THE COMMOTION IS ABOUT.
-(BOTH SCREAM)
-WELL, IF IT ISN'T TALL, DARK,
AND GRUESOME.
-YEAH, THE FACE THAT SUNK
A THOUSAND SHIPS.
-(LAUGHING)
-HIYA!
(BABBLING)
-(CHUCKLES)
GOOD MORNING, HERMAN.
OH, DON'T TALK TO HIM, LAURA.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S BEEN.
FROM THE LOOKS OF HIM,
I'D SAY UNDER A ROCK.
-(LAUGHING)
GIRLS, LEAVE HIM ALONE.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE GOTTA GET YOU READY
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.
YOU ARE COMING TO MY PARTY,
AREN'T YOU, HERMAN?
-I, UH, WELL, I UH...
(BELCHES)
LAURA, IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY,
NOT HALLOWEEN.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-HE COULD SCARE THE PAINT
OFF A '56 CHEVY.
-EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT
TO BE UGLY,
BUT HE'S ABUSIN'
THE PRIVILEGE.
-HE MUST'VE FALLEN OUT
OF AN UGLY TREE
AND GOT HIT BY ALL THE LIMBS
ON THE WAY DOWN.
-UGLY? HE'S AS UGLY
AS HOMEMADE SOUP.
-AH, HE'S A TREASURE,
SOMETHING THEY DUG UP.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-(CHUCKLING)
-(THUDS)
- OHH! (GRUNTS)
(KNOCKS)
ARE YOU FINISHED
WITH MY BOWL, YOUNG MAN?
-(SIGHS)
-BESIDES THE OBVIOUS,
WHAT IS THE MATTER?
-I GOT PROBLEMS.
-(CHUCKLES)
TELL THIS OLD MONKEY
YOUR PROBLEMS.
-I DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
I'M EVEN UGLY IN THE DARK.
-LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
YOU KNOW THE OLD PROVERB:
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE...
AYE-YAI-YAI-YAI...
UGH!
WELL, BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP.
-THAT'S NOT THE ONLY PROBLEM.
-IT GETS WORSE?
-THERE'S THIS GIRL...
-IT GETS WORSE.
-SHE'S A GORGEOUS GAZELLE.
HER NAME IS LAURA, SHE'S HAVING
A BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT
AND I WANT HER TO NOTICE ME.
-HOW COULD SHE NOT?
-(HERMAN CRYING)
-IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL HELP YOU.
RAFIKIMAN HAS A FEW TRICKS
UP HIS SLEEVE.
WHAT IN THE WONDERFUL WORLD
ARE YOU DOING?
-WAITING FOR THE MAGIC TRICKS.
-MAGIC TAKES MANY FORMS,
MY FRIEND.
FOLLOW ME, I'LL SHOW YOU
SOME MAGIC OF YOUR OWN.
OUR FIRST LESSON IS THE WALK.
THE KEY TO WALKING IS
TO BE LIGHT AS AIR.
WATCH THIS.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
WALK IS LIKE A MARSHMALLOW.
FEATHER LIGHT
AND FRAGILE EGGIES
SHOW THE CROC
BENEATH YOUR LEGGIES.
-(SIGHS)
I CAN'T DO THAT.
-I THOUGHT I HEARD
THE WORD "CAN'T".
-YOU DID. I SAID I CAN'T...
DO THAT.
POSTURE IS IMPORTANT.
CONCENTRATE ON BALANCING
THE BOOKS
AND THE CROCODILES
WON'T BOTHER YOU AT ALL.
NOW, GET OUT THERE
AND DO IT.
-WHOA! WHOA!
FEATHER LIGHT! FEATHER LIGHT!
-(PANTING)
WHAT NOW?
-YOU MUST COME BACK!
-I CAN'T.
LOOK BEHIND YOU!
-YES, YES, YES, RUN!
RUN! YES, YES, YES!
-(CROCODILE GROWLING)
NO, NO, NO,
STOP, STOP, PLEASE!
-(THUMPS, CRASHES)
-I DID IT! I DID IT!
-(HUMMING)
-(EXPLOSION)
AND NOW, A LITTLE SOMETHING
TO FIX THAT VOICE OF YOURS.
ONE OF THESE POTIONS
IS BOUND TO WORK.
-(SNIFFS)
PHEW.
-DRINK UP. IT'S BETTER
THAN IT SMELLS.
-(GULPS)
-NOW, NOW, SAY SOMETHING.
-(BELCHES)
(BELCHES AGAIN)
YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE
TO THE WILDEBEEST.
PLEASE STEP AWAY
FROM THE WILDEBEEST.
-WELL, I BELIEVE
IT'S TAKING EFFECT.
LET'S TRY AGAIN.
-(WHIRRING)
-(HICCUP)
BARNEY FIFE:
WELL, GOLLY, ARE YOU SURE THIS
HERE POTION IS GONNA WORK?
I MEAN...
(HICCUPS)
EASTWOOD: IT SEEMS SO SILLY.
THAT POTION, IT SMELLS
LIKE OLD SNEAKERS IN JULY!
(HICCUPS)
ELVIS: I MEAN LIKE,
I'M ALL SHOOK UP, MAN.
GIMME SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT,
LIKE A 65 POUND BAG
OF SUGARY SNACKS AND A DONUT
TO GO, JELLY-FILLED.
(HICCUPS)
ANNOUNCER: THIS IS A TEST OF
THE EMERGENCY WILDEBEEST SYSTEM.
IF THIS HAD BEEN
AN ACTUAL WILDEBEEST,
YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD
WHERE TO TUNE
FOR EMERGENCY INFORMATION
AND INSTRUCTION.
THIS IS ONLY A WILDEBEEST.
WHY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT CAME OVER ME.
NOW, THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE IT.
-(SMACKS)
-(SLICING)
-(BRUSHING)
-(WHINING)
-(HISSES)
-(PANTING)
-HOW DO I LOOK?
-YOU LOOK MARVELOUS.
-(ANIMALS CHATTERING)
-ANIMAL:
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD
TO THIS ALL DAY.
OH, LAURA,
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
YOU'LL LIKE THE FROSTING,
BUT YOU'LL REALLY LIKE
WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-(DRUM ROLL)
-(RATTLING)
-(SQUEALING)
-(SCREAMS)
-(KISSES)
-MY DEAR LAURA,
WHATEVER GIFTS YOU'VE RECEIVED,
YOU SHOULD GIVE BACK.
BECAUSE MY GIFT TO YOU
IS BEYOND COMPARE.
MY GIFT TO YOU
IS THE ONLY THING
YOU'LL EVER NEED TO HAVE.
MY GIFT TO YOU IS ME.
-(MONKEY SCREAMING)
-ANIMAL:
OH! WHO'S THAT OVER THERE?
-ANIMALS: OH!
-(GROANING)
-(MONKEY SHRIEKING)
-(GROWLING)
-(COUGHS)
HOW DARE YOU UPSTAGE ME,
YOU "WILDE-JERK."
I CHALLENGE YOU
TO THE ONLY GAME
WHICH MATCHES
MY GREATNESS, CHICKEN.
COME ON, YOU AND ME, CHARGING
HEAD-TO-HEAD, AT FULL FORCE.
THE FIRST ONE TO BREAK STRIDE
IS THE LOSER, "WILDE-BOY."
ARE YOU UP FOR IT?
-WHAT'S ANOTHER KNOCK
ON THE HEAD?
-I'M UP FOR IT, I GUESS.
THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY.
I DON'T WANNA DO THIS.
I JUST WANT LAURA.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
-YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE
THIS ONE OUT FOR YOURSELF,
BUT I SUGGEST YOU LOOK WITHIN
FOR THE ANSWER.
BE TRUE TO YOURSELF, HERMAN.
-HEY, READY YET? OKAY,
ON THREE, YOU BONEHEAD.
ALL RIGHT. ONE, TWO...
UH, TWO, UH, THREE?
YEAH, THREE!
-DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
DON'T DAWDLE.
THREE! THREE! CAN'T YOU HEAR?
GO, YOU SILLY THING!
-THAT'S IT.
BE TRUE TO MYSELF.
THAT'LL DO IT.
BOO.
-(SCREAMS)
-GREAT! GREAT! GOOD FOR YOU!
YOU HAVE TO...
YOU ARE TRUE TO YOURSELF.
YOU HAVE LEARNED
THE FINAL LESSON.
-BUT WE'D BETTER GET OUT
OF HERE BEFORE I SCARE
THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY.
THAT'S ANOTHER HARD LESSON
I'VE LEARNED.
-LAURA:
WAIT, DON'T GO.
THAT WAS VERY BRAVE OF YOU
TO FACE MEL DOWN LIKE THAT.
NO PUN INTENDED.
-UH, THAT'S REALLY NICE
OF YOU, LAURA,
BUT WE REALLY SHOULD GO.
[GONG]
-IT MAY BE MY BIRTHDAY,
BUT I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
-(GASPING, AWWING)
I AM SO GLAD YOU HAD
THE COURAGE TO BE YOURSELF.
IT GAVE ME THE COURAGE
TO BE MYSELF, TOO.
AWW,
ISN'T LOVE BEAUTIFUL?